ayyy thanks for checking out the battle, Bork!

ayy, many thanks for featuring me again guys!

Welcome to another episode of Rap Battle Arena! Today, we have the spookiest battle yet, can Poochee and Pansy of Sufferdark defeat Happy Appy in a rap battle? Listen to find out!

@vladimyr-p as Happy Appy
@uberocity as Poochee
Zagranis as Pansy
@king-mewtwo as The Narrator
Written by: Shimario, Nooby, Cri, Dilly, RNG, and Zagranis
Chiseled and Demoed by Psytube
Produced by Ihaksi
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat Arranged by Zagranis
Art by Nooby and ThatTacoGod

Poochee and Pansy:
Pansy, can you believe it! No! Who is this fruitless loser?
It’s the guy who’s somehow the most childish thing on Nick Jr! 
Re-using the lost episode trope, make you Sufferdark, you got no hope
and with one hit we’ll turn a broke joke, from teaching to a cooking show, oh!
You’re quite the catastrophic crisis, man your pasta’s core is lifeless
Slash Annoying Orange, turn him to a stack of apple slices
Or cut down his story, makes us wanna take a Happy Nappy,
So much unneeded edge, but they just make you more Sappy, Appy!

Happy Appy:
STAND STILL, children welcome to this episode 
Today, we have two bitches attempting to best me with better flow.
You’re all bark and no bite, ruining kids lives with your franchise 
But the only thing rushed even faster than your design is your damn lines
You claim Grade A? I’ll put your show to the test. You’ll be flunking it since my flow is the best.
Oh the dread! The only time a couple of mutts spit sick is whenever you’re needing to go to the vet
When my fire flies on these light canines, you can bet that they’re gonna be led to their fate
Especially when so pathetic they can’t raise their hands, so they make screamers their only trait
I tower over you, yet you're still recklessly charging in
Animation so low budget, must come from the Witch’s Bargain Bin
That little room in the dungeon looks great to hide your organs in
Though it’s likely lacking torture, based off your MS Paint Origins

(Narrator)
Oh no! Poochee and Pansy are in a real pickle now! Can you figure out a way to help them?

Poochee and Pansy:
You’re barely fit for children, so here’s our special announcement!
When up against killer crops, we’re far more than your average housepets!
Tried to make a splash, but faced the wrath of parents calling out your reckless crimes.
(Ha ha!) Looks like Appy’s Pilot crashed and burned for a second time!
Pointless gore and boring lore won’t fill one of your readers up with fear
Claiming that our shtick is nothing but shouting, but at least we don’t have it up our rear!
Fans all gone, cause nobody FINDS YOU the most appealing
Your skin ain’t the thickest, but our sharp disses leave App’ peeling.

Happy Appy:
You’ll rot in Hell when I abuse these hounds just like I did to Girls and Boys
I must’ve binged your series cause I heard nothing but painful noise
Another rap battle to kill? Boy what a case of deja vu
I’ve seen playground equipment that could set the bar higher than you!
You may have saved Kitty, but with your lame spitting you can’t save yourself when you battle me,
Cause when Appys crack on the Track, these pansies CAN‘T RUN from reality
You’re not aware of it yet, but in actuality your reality’s already built in
What you see outside is make believe, but that’s natural children

Happy Appy vs Poochee and Pansy. Rap Battle Arena. (Feat. UBERocity, Vladimyr P, and King Mewtwo)

Make sure seatbelts are secure and fastened as we go into this new Rap Battle! We've got the illusive D.B. Cooper against living(?) legend Dead Bart.

D.B. Cooper:
I’ve got a verse here, so for my opening
I request a cigarette, as I’m about to smoke this kid
You’ve got windows making your crew all head to depression
I’ve got Bond-style escape plans; 00-727
D.B. Cooper, I drop bombs a plenty 
against T.V. bloopers, average emcees
This washup would fit with the rest of my bundles of dollars
Know that I go for the throat, remind you of your father?

Dead Bart:
Were you trying to impress me? You should know I’m good at breakthroughs
I’m jumpin’ on this beat like it was your escape route
This dude couldn’t even see the better choice for a main ‘chute
So I’ll be eating up this track like “what’s the deal with airplane food?”
I left Matt Groening crying when he read up on my story
You left the plane when the flight got a little too boring
And I thought I was the sitcom, but when I look at this loser
He looks less like Dan and more like Sheldon Cooper
Facin’ off with Dead Bart, now your heartbeat might stop
This sketch’s sketchy headshot went up for a high cost
But your body’s most likely outlined with white chalk
Now FOX’s best son’s stealing Zodiac Earhart’s time slot
You hit the runway and still, no one knows what your name is
I hit the runway and my face instantly became famous
Even with a rainstorm, I still got colder bars in this fight
So take your leave and take a leap into the dark of the night

D.B. Cooper:
I thought the Simpsons’ could drop bars, but it’s clear you can’t battle me
When your rapping’s more barebones than your family
And you wrote down all the tropes you decided to ride on
Then turned the creepypasta genre to the Squidward Suicide Squad
Keep this bank noted as I’m crushing this duel
Even my blank motive has more substance than you
Leave the tank loaded and get the show on the road
And when I’m flowing, know that I’m holding a grudge in this feud
The Nightmare at 20,000 Feet, towering over your treehouse
Thinking this D.B. beef is gonna leave me beat? How?
I’m hijacking this win, as you’re left shaking and crying 
Leaving you like my legacy - radio silent

Dead Bart:
Traveling on Northwest, yet your plan still went south
Go eat my shorts, man, open the stairwell and step out
And make like your exit and drop this fight
Chalk your loss up as another prediction we’ve gotten right

Swizkii as D.B. Cooper
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs4l43CoLWyUMdaWq9S_SKA
Shimario as Dead Bart
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsFyrvAhPhiEvJ1yL_Ux8MQ

Beat by Insanebeatz
Written and thumbnail by Rabi
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
https://www.youtube.com/c/FreshyKanal
Dead Bart art by 01Tyler10
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrIDPJLlnUFILYuS72fIc1g

D.B. Cooper VS Dead Bart - Rap Battle #14

K.C. as Scheherezade 
Snakebite126 as The Crypt Keeper

SNAKEBYTE RAP BATTLES
SCHEHEREZADE
VS
THE CRYPT KEEPER
BEGIN!

Scheherazade:
Once upon a time, there lived a horrid dweller in a gory cellar 
Who thought that his lore was better ‘til the most notorious storyteller 
Showed him hell and if pain’s how you get your pleasure
I’ll have this masochist corpse left living happily forever
Take your aged BO away from my throne and wash up
No shock you got censored looking like Jeff Dunham’s condom
Got the monkey’s paw flows ‘cause it’s a death wish testing me
I got this gold in the bag like OPEN SESAME
Your OG writers couldn’t have had a sadder day mourning 
Once you stooped to some kiddie slapstick every Saturday morning 
And Rod Serling’s rolling body’s all that you can make move, son
Tried to be the top anthology but seems you hit some Goosebumps
I bewildered the known world with my Arabian Nights
You left moviegoers wanting to erase Demon Knight
I’ve won before you’ve even had a chance to diss me
So I shall make like your mother’s tomb and wrap this up quickly

The Crypt Keeper:
Welcome boils and ghouls, have a listen if you’d please
And I’ll give you all a Look-See at some real Crypt TV
Better make like Judd Campbell and start to knock on wood
‘Cause I assassinate Sassanids faster than the conquests could
I’m a sinful badass sailing on these flows 
You can’t diss the pro with your PG Disney prose
So maybe listen your dad and start retreatin’ 
Or I’ll render all 1,001 Nights of yours sleepless
I keep it lit, your flow’s Schehere-shoddy
You got style drier than my own barren body
When it comes to baller narrators, I take the crown
So let me make like a maggot and break it down (Psycho!)
Got love for all the little boils and ghouls, die-versity
Your hubby ripped through slaves cause he couldn’t fulfill his girlies’ needs
Now his queen needs to read to him ‘til he’s sleeping
About as good a catch as that jar with the genie
All the splendid deaths caused for your happy life
So much virgin blood spilled, you’d think it was a sacrifice
Cause once his incel terror caused every young maiden’s death
You pawned yourself off to him like a game of chess

Scheherazade:
Crawl back to Fear Street so your torture porn’s no longer told
There’ll be no issue once you’re silenced…like the Comics Code
The vizier’s daughter is slaying Kassir’s monster
With stories you read causing some young kiddies’ dreams trauma
I’m the king’s consort, I can’t be bothered
Entertaining this big circus act, like you take after your freak father 
And none can rock the academy like my score did
Your crypt’s got the corniest jam since Michael Jordan’s
My verbal execution’s like Niles, leaving your brain fried 
Got murdered by this music, so tell Alfred I say hi

The Crypt Keeper:
I’m a bull, you’re an ass feigning sickness
Strolling to the royal palace like “I can fix him”
This mistress in distress is going to need her sis when
I’m Carrie-Ann this track to leave you axed, Merry Cryptmas
My core-shaking stories leave horror minds inspired
While the tales you’re peddling make the Fresh Prince look expired
Your execution’s come so the sultan will have to tell your boo
That another of his ladies has been royally screwed

Instrumental by Epistra
Beat Arrangement/Additional Instruments by Snakebite126
Mixing and Mastering by Freshy Kanal
Special thanks to Freshy Kanal, Zagranis, Mothmancha, Adroitwhiz, and Walk

Scheherezade vs The Crypt Keeper. Snakebyte Rap Battles

Welcome to the four hundred and twentieth installment of “Quick Diss”! We have two FNAF fan games today! (go fucking figure) the yolked up "chaos God of death" himself, Flumpty! Up against, our favourite debaucherous bear… and fuckboy (albeit a virgin) himself, Freddy Fuckboy!

Lyrics:

Flumpty:
Hi, I'm Flumpty, im an egg, your night of debaucheries upon you creep
A cocky, sleazy, RPG! That pizza should've went soft with cheese
You're a novelty, i'm an anomaly, another dark lord you'd give all praise to
Transcend time and space but scuffed plots are something I'm not untaint to

Fuckboy:
I fucking hate you. Are you ready for Freddy? Shit-ass games blew, just like the confetti
That went and slayed you, HAM, SPAM, and SALAMI, 6 and your name poofed, RAN FAST AND THEN BODIED
That cast of "friends", then tell my wrongs, your enragements mild
Your creator went "inhale my dong engagement child"
Fan-base has split, folded like omelets, so what Blammed first?
Chicas hot bird ass, the egg, or your crunk fan-verse?
Attacked first? Engage the Flumpty motherfucker
Half-assed verse, pavements Bumpty for a plunder
Can't put you back together, like that One Week shows
The wall you sat on couldn't compare to what keeps Chrome
Pedo, and attached to a long joke gone rouge
"Means to an end" then Scott Cawth you one hope 
And your last game was, uhh, passed as Flumpty's "new hit"
But if you ask me bruh, that was fucking stupid.
Float away from this battle, your crazy game lies in inputs
I'll blaze you like assholes, take Cranky's Advice and git gud
New Dork, new ports, FUCKING LICENSED MERCHANDISE
Who sourced your course? no. Make like your merchant and die.
But what eggs you on? You're stuck in penance, sequels missed
You dumb bitch I won, I fucking did it eat my shit.

Flumpty:
Myyyy tuuurrn. But your turn based combat is half baked
I hurt. Yiffing your dicks, party best have cakes
I sure, don't need a blunt or some dumb hat saved
To grind yourrrr, robotic carcass to match paste.
How's that for a Final Mix, your clout matches your child's pace tho
Why don't you chow on this, this Clown facet came out of a-holes
What's with allowing this? Without dank memes your parts foil
Amount to shit. YOUR FUCKING FACE IS GONE, Hard Boiled.
Grab a Dragon Dildo, smack you, simple, cuz I felt like it
I amassed the end of the Goddamn world with a meteorite 
Did that not Rhyme on the mic or can you tell I kid?
Killed a-billion times, you're an Eyesaur, I'm meatier, right?
Your teams beat in this fight, so try to flee or then die
Because i'm mean when I'm fried, don't bite at me or I'll fight
Scream, and reap out your eyes. See, to me you're a prize
Another fiend to help my best friends shriek and their mine
Your fragile masculinity, the only damn humility 
This "man" has ever seen, you haven't "shat" on anything
A girls bathroom? You're never clean, tell that you coiled it.
This mammal parody. Better? Please... fell in the toilet.

Fuckboy:
I'm going to punch the fuck out of this egg 'til it shuts up
Punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch.
Ok this isn't working, I'll finish this verse, sugma.
Insufferable piece of garbage. Flumpty and co. fucked up...

-CAST-
Flumpty: KingMewtwo
Freddy Fuckboy: Himself

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCon
Written by: JaCon

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Shockwave.mp3

Beat Produced by: Tristan
Mixed by: jort

Thanks for listening to the "final" "Quick Diss" and remember kids, git gud.

Flumpty Bumpty vs Freddy Fuckboy - (Quick Diss) #420

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swoldow as freddy fazbear

written by dilly, swoldow, masong, cri, 01tyler10
mixed by ennway
beat prod. by anywaywell
art by jesseboxvo and triplestabber
cover art by rabi
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Papa Louie vs Freddy Fazbear - Bonus Battle! (2022)

Snakebite126 as Flowey
Quizzique as Marx
Written by Triple-Stabber
Chiseled by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by jort
Beat by Kustom
Cover art by M!CAH
Art by M&Matt

Flowey:
Howdy clownie, I am Flowey, wow you found me down the underground and
Golly! How about we lounge around the town and now we
Will become the best of friends
And something you should know of
That my lines are made with love
So you better - run into em!
Gee! It's quite funny that a jester can't stand up
Rolling on a ball, but you can't hop on this track, bud
You were blown up in a supernova
Future shows this useless foe was thrown 
and dude your owners used your trope for Magalor, stupid joker, 
I refuse to go and fuse with your Soul!

Marx:
Hey hey hey Kirby, look a flower's out and about
Devour him but I doubt you'd gain powers, so I'mma just out em without a plough
Just look at this plant, your roots' in the grass, you can't run the underground
I'd throw shade but I'll just wait til you wilt when the sun goes down
Oh, some lonesome crop is going photoshop? Oh no!
My total darkness tops the Hopes and Dreams of you owning your plot
Had the whole of Popstar beat, you never seen that as a kid cuz
Your parents and the kingdom made like my face: SPLIT UP!

Flowey:
Wow, with that black hole in your mouth, that verse sucked
You wished to be a God but you still couldn't beat Kirb up
Now this jester wants a fight? Hmm, this seems familiar
But besides that, being God's a wonderful idea!
WHAT AN IDIOT!
This demented jester messed up when he met a friend, 
the fella had tell em better get a wish, lies he fed and set him up
Next he's stepping in, entered in his wish
Menacing in this then Kirby ended him
So if you don't wanna be beat
Man, you shoulda just wished you were me!

Marx:
BUT NO! I wished to be G.O.A.T the control this whole land not a goat who got thrown in the dirt
I emerged as a bat, you just turned to a plant with a circle attack, and let's talk about that verse
That you spat, man, how does this plant not have his raps on point?! (hehehe)
Instead he's the prick: a thorn in side, and I won't let it slide
I’ll kill your ass with some pesticide!
And that whole damn philosophy "kill or be killed" was just really a shield
For a bit he was feeling this fear that was building
He saw the real villain and yielded, he quivered and reeled 
It was genocide and he was gonna die
Called to his friend and cried "please do not end my life"
Quickly willed them to spare him but, then
The sibling had killed, with no Chara-bout him (HAHAHAHA!)

Flowey vs Marx (ft. Snakebite126 & Quizzique). SIR Rap Battles

I like raps.
This was made as a part of FRB's 100 Hour Duos Challenge and I worked with nEon! Nearly all of this was done by me and them.
nEon as The Trolley Problem
Trakked as I Like Trains Kid
Beat produced by 2Deep
Written by Trakked, nEon
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by nEon

Battle:
Trolley Problem:
Hey kid, you seem to be on the wrong side of the tracks
What's the matter? You got something tying you back? 
I better deal with this problem ‘fore I can finally relax
Cuz I'm sensing your verses will be as dry as your past (kick it!)
So here's the problem we're presented with
In 60 seconds a trolley will come and end this kid
If I pull the lever, it'll get misdirected and 
Head into the elementary, I'd say you're a better fit
I get the people thinking when I'm shown to the crowd
When you're shown on the computer you're just slowing them down
Now the trolley's coming fast, while I hope for the best,
I’ll leave this brawl in cold blood, call that Polar Express

I Like Trains:
I felt great … until you came
You must have misheard me, my ears don’t like pain.
But if you think I’d stand here and complain,
You’ve got that wrong, I like bars
Even toddlers could beat your query with ease
Screw a paradox, you'll get a pair of deez
And I'm so fly, like a plane in the skies
While neal.fun tried and never gave you a rise 
Not even they are gonna save ya, man
Cuz I've heard better lyrics come from Train: the band
Choo choo! When I come through, you'll lose
No, I don't like trolleys, and I don't like you

Trolley Problem:
This little kid needs Ritalin if that's what he throws at me
I know how to run a track, you stand on one unknowingly
You must be used to trainwrecks, cus like your marriage, it's over
And- oh god, the trolley is getting closer

I Like Trains:
Ugh.. you've been boring me for half of this
I'll be glad when you're gone, call it Cyanide and Happiness
Here's a final message, since your head's prolly brainless
I. Like. Trains. Bitch.

The Trolley Problem vs I Like Trains Kid - Rap Cypher #35

The Man With a Gun (Remastered)

Adroitwhiz as Chara Dreemurr
Vladimyr P. as HABIT

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
CHARA DREEMURR
AGAINST
HABIT
BEGIN

HABIT (0:38):
Let's observe and play the game, in a hotland rap roast.
IfYouCanSeeTheRhymes on your screen, then you better listen close.
I’ll end your trend without slender men, even if I’m locked in Evan’s room
It still will take less than the release of part two to Deltarune
Even more of a buzzkill than Stuck in the mud, I’m known to leave babies stricken with blood
Try to unify mankind and monsters, but Azzy has bitten the dust.
Seven trials, seven lines, see if your soul can run a round,
YOURS, the one who will make you beg for Mercy ON the ground.

Chara (1:08):
My True Knife will be sharp, but my approach couldn't be blunter,
Even I don't know what possessed you to go against a monster hunter.
It’s a Bad Habit to terribly flow, with those cheesy lines you’ll get pepper-owned
This Firebrand man doesn’t know the brand of fire, you’ll die by my hand to make a Hybrid expire
Let’s see if your rhymes were As-riel As-Gore I left in the Ruins
Fluent with playing with fonts, but you’re used to losing to humans
You may inhabit a sanctuary, but what can't counteract,
You can Char-a child, but I can slaughter a whole habit-at.

HABIT (1:37):
Calm down little Mad Dummy, running for an escape? Nope!
You’re the fall of your family, and for that there is no scapegoat!
After Rake-ing the victims in the safety of your personal pope bubble,
You will WAKE UP again in the end, when the habit rabbit's breeding trouble.

Chara (1:52):
You can use my mother’s tutoring, because your rapping’s kid stuff.
Your rabbits are eliminated, useless like Blumhouses’ US
You discuss the man Always Watching, hoping to dethrone him
But you’ll find that you’re mistaken, see these bars, for a whim
You’re the 12th tribe crony and an Operator phony
But it seems that Slenderman was already murdered by Sony
This Land of Ashen Waste has made this battle awry
I’ll put it back in place with my slow flow cuz the tortoise eats the hare like pie.

HABIT (2:21):
You claim that you’re untouchable, but I've seen the chara-cter inside,
This pasi-frisk has been touched by emotions that they can not hide,
The worry that their god can restart the path they've tried to set,
A habit that will forever control this dreaming marionette...

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad, GamingPlush64, and Uncredited
Beat Producer: Kustom
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by: Vlad

HABIT vs Chara Dreemurr. Sinister Rap Battles

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cMkKEepQ3xXv3XDx1HB131LYzVIg0s26miWqgnSfjzQ/edit
Dani Frias as Happy Appy
Kamren the Person as Baldi
Written by MetaMachine, GamingPlush64, Bork, and Paige
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Tristan on the Track
Thumbnail by Paige
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Green Underdogs"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare your fangs"
Hope you all are having a good Rap Battle Day!!

Happy Appy vs. Baldi

Vladimyr P. as The Morning Show
Brodecai / Light as Where Bad kids go

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
THE MORNING SHOW
AGAINST
WHERE BAD KIDS GO
BEGIN!

(0:20) The Morning Show Host:
Warm summer air, cameras on, and now we’re live
It’s a shame you have to watch me Host a Host that’ll die
Rage a war on this Arab ‘cuz there’s no use for you this Era
Cuz he’s trash from the past so stay woke America
Good Morning to you sir but I’m hoping to make it worse
Murders are very common so try not to spit a Bad verse
Your penalty's real pretty; using kids is quite opprobrious
(Clears throat) so any last words for the audience?

(0:41) Where Bad Kids Go Host:
Did it take you more than a decade to come up with “good-ish” punchlines? 
So turn on the Lights, I’ll give you fright, so keep your opened eyes
Now stare into the Camera I want some sort of reaction
When I break you into fractions ‘cuz the viewers want some Action!
Think outside of the Box Television, your death on the set is what I envisioned
Script is written, keep you imprisoned, warning: my rules are stricken
There is nobody hearing you knock (knock) our runtime is on the clock (tock)
Leave ya screamin’ (ahhh!) as I’ll keep the door locked.. (click) 

(1:02) The Morning Show Host:
Wonderful News! Victory’s a colorful view!
I’m kind of hungry.. so I eat disses you spew!
I mean, you’re quite predictable, the Trollpasta’s where you belong
And God said that you would win? It’s too bad that he was wrong...

(1:12) Where Bad Kids Go Host:
You’ll have a really Bad Morning cuz I’m one you cannot push through
I’ll be raisin’ up the views; you bit off more than you can CHEW
So I’ll rehab this russian, if he ever misbehaves
Tried to snack on raps I’m packing ..but you should be much afraid..

(1:22) The Morning Show Host:
I would never be afraid of what’s behind your door!
Even if it’s something scary and my guts spill on the floor!
There’s no escaping this place; that’ll make you scared of your fate
Locked behind closed gates; where there is no need for FAITH
Spread the fire from my mouth to burn you down with your studio
And you’re so bad with your flow so you should be where the kids go
New discovery in ‘53, I got the lock’s key
I don’t need food to spit, even if I am so hungry... 

(1:44) Where Bad Kids Go Host:
(UGH) Then you can starve to death, you ungrateful brat!
You can’t hide under your blanket from my Arabian format!

The Morning Show Host:
I-
                                                                      
Where Bad Kids Go Host:
هذا يكفي ، سأنتهي منك إن شاء الله
I see the vision on the tele so come at me little fella
Tried to spit a Cold War but I strike down the weak
Speaking evil into Caged Mics’ with no face that you can leak
Go outside, yell a few times, and you’ll be left in submission
Leave ya’ behind in history with no final transmission.

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RA-

Writers: Vlad and Brodecai
Beat Producer: The Unbeatables
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Brodecai
Old Cover Art Made by The Supah Master

Happy Appy vs. Baldi

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