garbageGothic as Judgement (Helltaker)
Mancha (UBERocity) as Sans (Undertale)

MetaMachine as Papyrus (cameo)

Beat Produced by: hala-X
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Kamren

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jKyMXVGeYqn8ABwnZIE85MdmyGZ8j1-eZ8nIqStkmhg/edit?usp=sharing

Judgment vs. Sans

Written by your mom

i FUCKING LOVE DISNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Simba Versus Elsa - CYPHER ENGAGEMENTS EPISODE 6!

Moon and Stars

Lyrics/Karaoke/Funfacts: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FfwoHKtns8lWVFYa7rca31CKU5tAuajnNaq13ho51TI/edit
Written by: Gengo the Cannoli King, MetaMachine, B O R K, Gamingplush64, and Dani Frias
Freshy Kanal as Gregg
Bork as Kyle
Beat by Veysigz
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Micheal / Stark Media

Kyle vs. Gregg

Lyrics/Karaoke: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J39r9avQ_azEmvSUqRjZJUkJ50bgtfoGzlUGw0wlxWI/edit
Written by Gengo the Cannoli King, B O R K, Rabi, Deegle, Jade, Dustin and MetaMachine
Adroit as J.D.
Evan as Ghostface
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Gengo the Cannoli King
Art by Bork
Hint for our next battle: "Pizza and Puppets"

JD vs. Ghostface

aaaaand we're back!
MetaMachine as Cuphead
Chao as Megaman
Beat produced by: Kustom
Thumbnail by: Trakked
Mixed by: Dustin
Written by: Trakked, Henry, Jason Carreon, B O R K, and Psytube
Chiseled by: Psytube, and Gengo

Battle:
(0:13) Cuphead:
Time to Roll on the mic! Pretty sure you got no Guts, Man
I'll collect his contract and knock him back in the trash can!
Bodying on the beat, with lines more hype than my game
While being within Smash is your only claim to fame
Speaking the same, projectiles won't save ya in this Wallop,
I'll bounce it back at ya, parry ya ‘till you’re the one droppin’
Spitting hot like a Kettle, my rhymes will leave ya Vaporized
‘Bout to leave this failure uglier than his Tekken design

(0:32) Mega Man:
Dropping Bass is my specialty, so prepare for a full blast
You’re a pour man’s Mickey Mouse, yet you think my remake’s half-assed
Like your Boss, I'll be serving you an Automatic loss
Took so many years for your cause, and you really think you’ve got me topped?
Became an unwanted fad yet you say I'm known cause of Smash?
Satan's Slave must be mad, with all of his beta raps!
Won a lot of Game Awards, but you still can't get on top my Level
When you're a greedy delinquent that “Dealt” with the Devil

(0:51) Cuphead:
You’re pretty Wily, but I don’t expect you to see the Light yet
I’m Super Art so; I'll break ya like porcelain! Priceless.
Beat the Devil himself, a yellow blob is what you're stopping
So outdated you should be renamed ”Living Under A Rockman”

(1:01) Mega Man:
Fame came from Fanbase shippings, the Old Kettle made you gay 
So worthless that on your first day out, you gambled your lives away
This battle’s steaming red hot, time to end ya like your story bro
Because your game’s so bad, people can’t even pass the tutorial

(1:10) Cuphead:
Praised by all my towns folks, when I kick your vol-Nuts and bolts
But it’s pretty cruel you Beat on subjects of mind-control
Over time you got subdued, then your fans flew the coop
It’s pretty ironic people admire the bosses over you! (AYY!)

(1:20) Mega Man:
Based off of me, but I wouldn't get near your fans, it's atrocious
So inaccurate with timing, you'd probably call mine “bogus”
A load of Poppy-Peacock I tell ya, your own clout’s in doubt
Made more a Ghost than your game, but you're used to getting Knocked Out!…

Cuphead vs Megaman - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #6

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19q8owAtPSf-cUfzuQXFx2SGeSTgUZbTGqS1lri6emBU/edit
MetaMachine as Banjo
Freshy Kanal as Kazooie
Elijah as Popo
Azia as Nana
Written by MetaMachine, Dani Frias, B O R K, Rabi, Jade and Gengo the Cannoli King.
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by AaronGPeters
Beat by Kustom
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Nintendo's Alternate All-Stars"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare Your Fangs"

Banjo and Kazooie vs. Ice Climbers

Alex the Beast as Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜
IcerM as SiivaGunner
Some guy as CBT Man

Written by IcerM
Mixed by IcerM

Beat by Dansonn

Lyrics:

Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜:
HE COMES! CHAOTIC EVIL EMBODIED AGAINST A SOUND CLOWN
HOPE YOU LOVED LIFE - FOR AS I STRIKE, I’LL TAKE YOURS DOWN
IN A SIMILAR VESSEL, THERE’S NAUGHT THAT I BELIEVE TO SAY
WOULD HAVE A LASTING IMPACT - FOR YOU’RE LIKELY NOT HERE TO STAY
WHEN I TELL WHAT I TELL YOU WILL RUN OFF IN HORROR
SPITTING TICKETS TO HELL WHEN I’M CAUSING DISORDER
I CAN CAUSE YOUR WHOLE SO-CALLED LORE TO BREAK IN A HEARTBEAT
SO LEAVE NOW, LEST I SHOW YOU WHAT’S NOT TO SEE
YOU’RE NOT A LOT TO ME. I’LL HAVE YOU CROSSED
WITHOUT A QUESTION AS TO WHETHER OR NOT THIS IS LOSS
YOU’RE TAKING SIIVA, GUNNER. I’LL PARALYZE THIS BITCH
WHILE YOU FUCK WITH MEMES ON THE WEB I’LL BE TERRORIZING IT

SiivaGunner:
Damn, I knew you’d be pissy, but that’s left me in awe
How about seven chill pills? One for each jaw
There’s so little known about you I’ve found nothing, study as I might
Even Jschlatt can’t hold a candle to that funny mic
I’m the Grand Dad of grab bags with high quality raps, that
If you think you can battle, then listen here, you’re just damn mad
So level with the reality that your puppets are the same
And go walk your fucking staircase back down from whence you came

Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜:
YOU CAN UTTER ALL THOSE LIES AND CLAIM THEY’RE NOT GETTING OLD
WHEN YOU STOP TREATING MY HIGHER VESSELS AS COMEDY GOLD
YOU’LL NEVER COMPREHEND A METHOD TO WIN, TRY AS YOU MIGHT
RIPS FROM JUST AS MANY GAMES AS TIMES I’VE PLAYED YOU IN THIS FIGHT

SiivaGunner:
Can’t read any of your babble but a couple of shit rhymes
But I’ll mutilate it further - multiple uploads at a time!
HE COMES at the sight of a certain cat, I know you would man
So I’m keen to give you the axe, like you were Wood, Man!
And with those caverns in your skulls, gushing reddened dyes
Just take pages from Cthulhu and go fucking rest your eyes
It’s been many many years, and people are still subscribing
And to put that in perspective, cult activity’s declining

Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜:
YOU THINK YOU’RE CAUSING DAMAGE WITH YOUR VILE RHYMES? YOU’RE FUCKING WRONG
I’M NOT BEING RIPPED INTO BY THE MINDS BEHIND BIG CHUNGUS’ SONG
WHY AM I EVEN PIT AGAINST A SHITPOST ACCOUNT
WHEN YOU SIMPLY LET YOUR FANBASE DO THE WORK THEN REAP YOUR CLOUT
THEY WOULD ALL BE BETTER OFF ATTEMPTING MUSIC FOR A ROM HACK
I GIVE LIFEBLOOD TO WHAT'S FICTIONAL. YOU MIDI-SLAP THE NUTSHACK
SO NO TURNING BACK. YOU'VE ALREADY MADE YOUR DECISION
SPENDING THE REST OF YOUR DAYS WITHIN COPYRIGHT STRIKE PRISON

SiivaGunner:
Call you chaotic? Please! You wouldn’t last one minute where I fare
I know you love destruction, so how’s this for Your Best Nightmare?
And we all know your sadomasochism’s unprecedented!
If it weren’t for risk of CBT I’d see to it you’re ended
You’ve got a bubble more claustrophobic than meme culture you battle in
ZALGO be like “I’m charged guilty of several Rap Battle Sins”
So this is my Magnum opus, after God knows how long
Insert stupid-ass finisher, something something, ZALGONE!

ZALGO vs SiivaGunner. Rap Battle!

Cast:
Eric the Audible as Blizzard Entertainment
Snakebite as Bethesda
Alex the Beast as Storytelling Grandpa
Michael Stark Media as Grandson

Written by Alex the Beast
Additional Blizzard Entertainment lines inspired by Jade
Mixed by Alex the Beast & Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Gengo

Lyrics:
Rap Battle!
Bethesda!
vs. 
Blizzard Entertainment!
BEGIN!

Blizzard Entertainment:
The best dev, Blizz, is in, reppin’ the biz first
The mess that is Bethesda will test this verse
When the MMO industry shook, I braved the weather
I’m the Alpha here; and you can be my beta..tester!
So scurry, this Blizzard’s a flurry, blottin’ out cash grabbers
Who’s paws defile all they get their claws on
A Sunderin’-sized blunder’ of a scar
A dot you’re unable to Purify to knock off, you’re War-locked!
A wreck like your NPCS
Maybe you’re hoping
Listeners would treat it like your endless ports
And maybe not notice
The bad reviews? All true!
I’d try and worldbuild on your style’s template, but I’d probably fall through!

Bethesda:
I’m Gridiron, spit fire, got my eyes on you like C’thun!
You’re mired in tired formulas, your company’s see through!
Linked to travesties, nose-dive so casually
Turning your games into groupings of absolute tragedies
Stuffed your fat moneybags, I must ask; at what cost?
‘Cause your franchises have welcomed ingrained moss
Churnin’ out an overwrought game crop for die-hards
Guess I’ll have to leave another Viking Lost!
Engineering bad design, hoping it’ll fly
Transmoggifying your war story’s blood into tie-dye
And those sub numbers! Are you seeing this?
Shit’s seriously getting pretty sickly cataclysmic
You’ve Driven a wedge of distance between the fans you’ve been gifted
Your businesses' curses, infinitely unlifted
Afflicted by greed, so focused on what’s not broken
And you try to fix it! Are you delirious?!

Blizzard Entertainment:
Big talk from the desecrates lookin’ for fat stacks to pile on
You’ve handcrafted the very hill that you’re dying on
ESO to Fallout 4, you’re an absolute ID-Con
Stringing audiences along like Nylon
And your 76? It ain’t something to hide from
My fans go wild! Cause’ my 76 is an icon!
I’ve beaten controversies, I’m used to fighting schmucks
You’re a virus on the face of gaming, a bug we can’t tidy up!

Bethesda:
You’ve risen above the occasion in terms of inspiration
Ideas for competition? Yoink! Why not just go ahead and take ‘em?!
Don’t take no Strength but that’s sure a Feat
Seems the mind behind the Lich King really is the biggest leech!
Never have I crested a sadder hill
But to find your corpse of lost relevancy on the battlefield
After the crumble you allowed of Diablo
Had an Immortal Franchise: Executives went: No!
You’re skinless and dead, Invincible
Legacy, invisible
And you need to catch up on your original principles
Your pitiful patches have grown disastrously tacky
People are attracted to my classy acts like magnets
You’re half-assed, willing to just get another million in
Some experience: Kicking your bitching company into Oblivion!
I hate to say it.. but you should listen to your playerbase
Used to be the player’s game, now you’re halfway pay to play!

Blizzard Entertainment:
Imagine that!
That’s the pot calling the kettle black
Dishonoring the films you have? You just can’t go back
Mechanics with loose sprockets, you’re no longer the hottest
Let’s be honest here, your model’s leakin’ like a drippin’ faucet
Expectations been droppin’
Careful where you’re treading
You can’t spar with the lead of expansions
Entertainment’s in the name, but you’ve entertained me
The jester of the gaming ring surely needs a proper King

Who won?!
And who's next?!
You decide!
On the next...
...Rap Battle!

Blizzard Entertainment vs. Bethesda // Alex's Rap Battles #6

Hey, throwback Friday am I right? I'm so glad I can re-release this battle and hopefully in the near future remake this battle entirely. Of course, it couldn't have been done without the help of Walk! He originally owned this and after some talking, he passed the torch to me. And I couldn't feel more honored and happy to own this battle! Thank you again for casting me as Tommy back then, and I hope you guys enjoy this oldie!

Cast:
Light as The Announcer
Tovi Boy as Derek Savage
Skitzy (Video)/ LAR80s (Audio) as Tommy Wiseau
Mancha (UBERocity) (Audio)/ Himself (Video) as Cool Cat

Written (And Originally) By: Walk
Audio Mixed by: Walk
Thumbnail made by: Brodecai
Beat Produced by: Kustom

-Lyrics-

Derek:
Now listen, I won’t listen, to a troll punk with bad acting
I see rapping ain’t your thing, and good lord,  writing
I know negative reviews, they sit-com and go
But I’ll take you down faster than your Hulu show
Think an alternative decision, you’re messing with the wrong guy
Everyone betrayed you?  Tough luck, go and cry.
Get a copy of my movie, maybe you can learn from that!
I don’t wanna waste my time, with some self-absorbed fat-cat

Tommy:
Oh, hi, Derek. It looks like you’ve found some free time
From being bias, and lying. And taking reviews offline.
(Ha, ha, ha) I laugh at your fair use knowledge
YOU’RE TEARING ME APART, with your critique stoppage
Cowering behind gmail, and making up lies.
You’re a cluck-cluck chicken. And you think “that boy” should apologise?
Why don’t you “boogie-woogie” your tooshie to a gym, you’re gettin’ fat.
Time to put this “pussy” down, and I don’t mean the cat.

Cool Cat:
Hi everybody! I have gr-fantastic story!
It’s the coolest cat in town! And i’m squashing out this bully!
It’s not cool to use bad words! And you’re a hypocrite too?
You seem like a big bully! And that’s not cool!

Tommy:
I am not! Get your facts straight! And I mean that in all ways!
I’ll leave you forgotten, like your Matching Game!
There’s no “room” for your bullshit, no more rapping, just get out
I’ll have your channel shut down! Because there’s “No Cats Allowed”

Derek Savage vs Tommy Wiseau. An Audio Brawl.

This was our submission into CBRB's 48 hour challenge. Hope you all enjoyed it. 

Jay Gatsby - JustGamer
Tommy Wiseau - Adam

Jay Gatsby Verse 1
I'm surprised a man like you would partake in spitting disses
Old sport, I thought slapping crap together was supposed to be MY business
My plot is twice as complex and it has less than half the pages
Your time as a meme is over, but I’ve stayed relevant for ages
You act like a clown on and off screen, a joker’s got me curious
This half speed bootleg human being will be screaming, “Wiseau serious!”
I'm an American novel icon, you can't attain the status of the Great
I'll make you leave this country, getting beat like it's a drug raid


Tommy Wiseau Verse 1
You are big drama queen, so I am going to tell you something 
All you had to say was “I did not hit her!” You big dummy! (Hahaha)
I used my money to make art you could never achieve
You got your money by making boots that were cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap 
I’m beloved by all the internet, your own love betrayed you
Only time you'd get a following is when George is chasing you
When it comes to crimes, drawing lines, I think you are amateur 
And you clean up Daisy’s mess, no wonder you are janitor (hahaha)


Jay Gatsby Verse 2
I get why you’re “The Disaster Artist” with that display you've given us
How is it that you’re praised as the face for bootleg cinemas?
Don't talk about hit and runs, you've got trouble of your own sir
When the Room was your only success, now you've got Foreclosure 
My story’s esteemed, receiving high marks from all my readers
You're known for sleazy nerds screaming “Oh hi Mark” in the theater 
Want more chances as director? Keep reaching for that green light
I'm a veteran, dropping bombs better than you ever did on the mic


Tommy Wiseau Verse 2
You are on Tommy Wi-show! And now I will explain
You need to stop giving smart readers like me brain pain
I will gat Gatz and leave scene like it was hit and run
You fought in World War but I fire shots like I am Tommy gun
Let’s make this like the Titanic, I’ll be drowning you with my flow
Press F for Fitzgerald, his big creation really blows 
I am still making money from my big box office “bomb”
And I’ve make it Buch-canon, that Jay always loses to a Tom

Kyle vs. Gregg

MG Rap Battles