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Brodecai as Slenderman (Audio)
Dudz as Slenderman (Video)
Vladimyr P. as Jeff The Killer (audio) 
Dudz as Jeff The Killer (Video)
YDGeon as Announcer

Slenderman: 

Confusion is what humans may feel with my presence
but nothing compares to your whole storie’s coherence
The photos will show that a threat’s what i pose 
I brought fear to the mist, your whole thing’s getting smoked!
not close as a foe, either way, i’m approaching
No traces, thats why i’m acting silenced
When least expected, they’ll be infected 
feeling burnt out to end up missing like your eyelids
My legend’s what settled this whole sensation 
Spreading shock and fright to entire nations 
Looks like ripped off Joker can’t be taken so serious
The only cracks you got just made you go delirious
Rejected by the Wiki, and your fans grew tired
How you’re gonna fire back when your status backfired?
Dare to enter my domain, there's no way you can survive
 but judging by your face, you’re always due to ‘’crossing lines’’
   
Jeff the killer:

Jeff the killer, death is quicker 
So you better run while you still can
Arrive at night, sharp as my knife 
That's why i’m gonna slice up Slenderman!
Enter your domain? as if it was your reign
But you forgot something: I GOT WOODS ON MY NAME!
My lines are packing heat, cuz i’m giving burns like bleach
Feeling stressed? should be! you’re next on my murder spree 
Tried to hit the big screen, and your film was a debacle
That budget couldn’t prevent you of being Something Awful
cuz a game brought your fame, then decayed years later
As always, you’re a lame excuse to seeking paper
For the genre, it is true that you've paved the way 
But thanks to rap battles, you went from slaying to slave
So don’t faze my rage if you still think i'm that weaker
I beat all bullies by myself, you got outclassed by a math teacher!

Slenderman: 

Slit your mouth yet those words have failed to cut deep
Causing snores is the only way you’ll make go to sleep
The damage i create can’t be healed from any mind  
You pass the same effect when seen on Gacha Life
the impact i left goes beyond some numbers
All proxies by my side, you’re only loved by Tumblr
I guess your bad rap/rep is just too hard to cover 
Struggling behind bars? should’ve learned with your brother

Jeff the Killer:

Did you teleport your rhymes? Cuz they felt so out of place
 Should’ve expected that when you lack a mouth on your face
Calling out my targets, as if yours aren’t offensive 
You’re easy to defeat; take a seat with Chris Hansen
See the bigger picture: no one’s scared of your horror
So do what you do best and just stay in the corner
Put some meaning on your writing, so its not bland as usual
Suit and tie fit just right, since this became your own funeral *laughs*

Eyeless Jack:
Its Eyeless Jack here! 
Messing with me is quite risky
Once i murder on this beat, i'll go and eat  
your ki- 
*gets shot and falls on the floor*   

Dudz:
Dude, who the heck let this guy in? The battles finished!
*sigh* Fricking royales…


Written By Dudz
Addit. Writing Help by Vladimyr P., Bacon Pancake & Brodecai
Researching Help By Danii
Beat prod. by HEKS
Mixed and Mastered by Captain Jorge
Thumbnail and cover art by Cidisswo


EYELESS JACK CREDITS

Dudz as Eyeless Jack 
Other Eddie as himself

Written by Dudz
Beat prod. by 2Deep
Mixed by Cidisswo


Special thanks to JotaSeis, Cidisswo, Vladimyr P., Captain Jorge, My Parents, Matthew Thomas, ERBParodies and you

JEFF THE KILLER VS SLENDERMAN- AMATEUR RAP BATTLES

Written by King Ducky
Mixed By Jort
Art by Grasman & Tompuffs
Chiselled by Raisu
Cover by SPM
Writing help by Futurefilmmaker, Forgottenson & Supergamerbro
Prod. Epistra & Glitchdude

Spinel (Langlelee):
Well Well Well…
High time I slice a runner up when like a gate I shut her up 
Leave a bummer crunched till theres nothing but Charlotte's guts
Ya just a Bendy clone that can bend who decides to side with violence 
Only stuck with kids on the web by swiping my schtick! 

Wooh!…It’s quite the stretch to think violence can
Solve your fights as when you tried and ran at a guy when manic 
You died in a panic and winded up diced because you got tied in the end
Got caught right in a grind machine like a Fly In A Web! 

The fight got in-tense, her upper half snapped like a rubber band!
Much like her stubborn head when the only ones that loved her left
This mother lives below their land and still can't understaaaaand!
That kids can have Other Friends…

Only finds a match in a mindless transcript or the fine dust gathers of grime attached to
This spider's massive vibrant plastic albeit doll she is tightly yanked up by a hand! And
I can't stand tantrums bout being abandoned. I sat in a garden for years unattended! 
The Garten your fans have all cheered for is Banban, Windows you stick to aren't smeared up like that rep!

Mommy Long Legs (TheLoneSporano):
Your laughable tramp design's as scratched as a stone you're shackled to 
I rap as well as the vines lapped scant around your ankles do! 
A broken rubber hose, no one wants blobs of pouts you've slobbered out
The teardrops you've bawled out would toss me down the water spout!

Bonzo Bunny(GreenOwl)
Tried to right the wrongs when your fight had stopped (augh!)

Mommy Long Legs
Still, you’re reliant on Diamond palms
And now…

Mini Wuggies(GnomeYT, Elizikin, Fulmon)
Diamonds have good laughs at the pain you had felt
Why that track would have had them drifting away too, Spindel…

Pug-A-Pillar (Danii):
I’m troublesome but tons of fun, you do what master asks while
Like trusted pugs, you sat dormant- a doormat you’re stamped down!
Who feuded to become used anew to be lost once the movie dropped?

Mommy Long Legs:
Why bubble gum! You blew up then were spat out!

Spinel:
Would ya really like knowing the blunt truth?
No youth in their right mind would touch you!
Life was an on loop broadcast of this abuse
Even one, two of your death scenes were unused!

My injector launched on Roses homeland,  
Dropping with less flaws than project playtime 
God its toxins can’t cross with 
When heads called the shots in Paynes life!
The same kids ya trained, played with, loved
Stay caged because you, obeyed Greybers law
Then wail blaming them?! Paynes taking the Game Stations top Played Plaything!

But… you’re no deadbeat mom
I don’t want to grind your gears but that’s an mcs job
Although we both had our backstories render past hurts
At least I got my happily ever after

TV:
Mommy Long Legs!/ BrAnd NEw /with/ tunes n' beats
Unlike/ BOnZo!/ And!/ Spinel…/who?/ are TwO!/Clingy!
(*ooooh)/ YOU!/ were in/ quite the/ sticky situation 
Even those/ sHOeS/ we're in a!/ sticky situation 
Don’t whine/ over Stevens/ speech of peace
InSTEAD…/ repeat this scene on the tv!
Say did she lie/ Did SHe?

Mommy Long Legs:
Playing HIDE… AND… SEEK?

TEN!
I'll thrash you through dust, the best you could do is mood-swinging!
NINE!
I'll drag you through the mud so let's view the slew which you bring in

EIGHT!
Quite an uptight gal, want to talk unused when you might have been cut right out?
SEVEN!
Then subside down on a dime when it got cried out almost like the gems upside down

SIX!
Thousand years clinging onto a dead memory singing songs: an obsessed melody!
FIVE! 
Pity Pot had the best weaponry which she lost!

FOUR
Ment for staging mentors plaything yet your temper stained it 
THREE
 You’re never making ever-fated entertainment!

TWO! Pedals withers, love is forced, oh how you lose
She has come up short, no wonder Rose outgrew you…

Spinel vs. Mommy Long Legs - Royal Rap Battle! [ft. Langlelee & TheLoneSporano]

B-Lo Lorbes as Shang Tsung
Pearl Vox as Tsumugi Shirogane
LimJJ as Byakuya Togami
RNG as Gundham Tanaka
Rosenthal as Nagito Komaeda
Acemusic as Junko Enoshima
JustGamer as Dark Raiden
Beat produced by Epistra
Written by Trakked, AshleyMagica, Acemusic and KajikaSong
Additional help by PowerPoint Rap Battles and Walk
Mixed by Jordy
Art by SkydivingQuagga and TomPuffs
Thumbnail by TomPuffs

Battle:

Shang Tsung: (0:23)
(laughter) Pleasure to have your acquaintance, miss.
The name is Shang, and I'll spare no trouble to vanquish this.
Do not test my patience. I've many waiting to see a fight,
And see demise with their own eyes ; so, what will it be tonight?
Your soul couldn't feed me, please! You're a weakling creature that thinks she brings
All the things to be a good TV series on DVD and for the kids to stream
But you see, they bleed for a meaningless reason. I've faced DC and I'm a fiendish beast.
That story was deeper than V3s scenes. You should have no need for Kiibo's screen to deceive.
(Agh) You're utterly worthless and running a circus to show off your freaks
You could not possibly hurt this, my tournament's purpose is to kill off all of the weak
No, I do not want you to speak (agh), lest you wish to be Kondemned to the Damned
If competence is what you seek, then I suggest you leave your friends in my hands.

Tsumugi Shirogane: (1:10)
Uh.. Can you make this quick? You're wasting our class's time
You're not a culprit, and you're certainly no mastermind
You convince yourself that you've done much worse than the blackeneds' crimes
I'll put it blunt just like Kokichi… that's a lie.
Like him, you’re conniving, I’m sure you could find a placement
In our roster, but your ratings are used to Annihilation 
You want to take my soul? Well, I'm not your games, I won't buy it
Mortal Kombat and it's Guests; That's a REAL Deadly Alliance
To make yourself look younger, you’re stealing souls, you’re a fake ‘cause
I could easily achieve that with just a layer of makeup
You know your life’s a lie, it doesn’t matter how you fight it
In the end, they took your story and decided to completely rewrite it

Gundham costume:
A demon past his prime… My malice surpasses you!

Nagito costume:
You’re just a stepping stone for all of the villains after you…

Byakuya costume:
Done licking Shao’s boots? You can’t possibly be stopping this.

Junko costume:
You want some tips for trickery? Tune in to Danganronpa, bitch! 

Shang Tsung:
Cease, Shirogane, before you doom your bloodline.
It seems I speak too late, for you confuse it with your love life
From cospox to plot holes, your writing had a slow demise
Thus you’ll suffer another crushing, now your soul is mine!
(*laughter*)
You speak with the Keeper of Time; I'll beat and rewind your demise to remind you you're weak and you'll find 
that my peak is divine, you may seem to be fine but you reek of the lies that your series defined
You can tell by your eyes; your disguises are see-through
You're the ultimate cosplayer, but nobody wants to be you.
Perhaps I have a potion that could make your mind less clouded
You gave your life to the game but can’t afford to live without it

Raiden:
May the Elder Gods have mercy as you take your final breath
For I won’t be so forgiving; There are fates worse than death.

Tsumugi Shirogane:
All your needless ceaseless reboots show your writers deserve punishment
They crammed in titans and timelines and decided to run with it
The outside world is watching you, but they don’t seem to care
So I’ll give them what they want and end your story in despair
There is no hope for you, just like with all the others
‘Cause I’m only adding to the countless defeats that you’ve suffered
So own up to the execution that’s born from your ambition
Your win… your reality.. they were always.. fiction.



Shang Tsung vs Tsumugi Shirogane - Rap Cypher #41

Eric the Audible as Waldo
Gridline Rap Battles as Agent 47
Beat produced by MIDES
Written by Trakked and Worms
Mixed by Jordy
Art by Rytchiee and SkydivingQuagga
Thumbnail by Worms

Battle:

Waldo: (0:10)
Hey, I'm glad you found me, but now you're ‘bout to regret it
I’m bout to set a new record, wrap your mission up in seconds
So get ready for a lesson, I ain’t favoring crooks
But if you wanna learn to hide, then take a page from my book
Wearin’ them red and white stripes cuz I'm the flyest dude
I got this on and I don’t even need a tie and suit
That dome is shining, they can see through your disguises, too
IOI needs to head back into the writer’s room (yuh)
You’re tryna get your Wood to Burn
But your handler’s abandoned you at every single turn
Yeah, me and Diana, man, we're sharing a bed
Cuz the amount of game you got is like the hairs on your head
(Oh) Five fathers, but no love, you’re from a test tube
Man, you were built for everybody to forget you
I might go back in hiding when it's time for your rapping
So make like your title and stay Silent, Assassin
 
Agent 47: (0:57)
Don't be alarmed. I'm here to finish business.
I'd appreciate it if you would quit your resistance. 
Sit and listen; I’ve got lines for this eyesore,
With rhymes so divine that you’ll find they’re to die for.
So why don't I pour you a drink?
Your confusion’s understood; this happens more than you think.
Let’s have a toast. Let the moment be adorned with a clink
You'll fall down on the ground. It happens more than you think.
It’s circumstantial how I dress, you keep your outfit on forever.
Needless to say, your clothes don’t depend on the weather.
I wouldn’t be against painting more red on your sweater,
And you will never forget that I’m wearing both your colors better.

Waldo: (1:22)
Don't dog my fit; I'll take your job real quick with my famed garb
I don’t need a costume to stay under the radar
You think your sins are forgiven because you pray hard?
Your next mission should be living behind jail bars
Put down the fiber wire, we both know that you choked
So put on that clown costume ‘cuz all I see is a joke (damn!)
It seems Tobias couldn't Riep what he sowed
Hold your ducky tight and make like Grey’s head and explode

Agent 47: (1:43)
Your files are the only book with your name that I've opened. 
Your brother hates you and you don’t know how to cope with it.
You're hopeless and moping and your relationships are broken
But I'll be sure to give your girlfriends my condolences.
We both travel the globe, but I make a visible difference. 
If you visited my home you would be dealt with in minutes.
There wouldn't be a single witness since my target’s alone with me.
I have yet to break my cover since this nobody’s noticed me.
I toppled Providence and it appeared to be happenstance
I'll be bashing your glasses and make it look like an accident
So be glad that this happened; send your goodbyes in a letter
Because I just found a way to make you disappear forever.


Waldo vs Agent 47 - Rap Cypher #47

LEECHY! as MATHRUS
Yukigloom as Missing.no
Beat produced by Zyller Beats
Written by Trakked
Additional help from Danii and KajikaSong
Mixed by Jordy
Art by GL
Thumbnail by Trakked, TomPuffs

Battle:

MATHRUS:
Enter MATHRUS. You don't want to see me in your stadium.
I don't need to move an inch and soon after the game is done.
Everywhere I go I leave a trail of blood,
So after I'm done, your trainer ain't gonna be able to scrape you up
Ended the cheapie war, it’s this bird type I’m assaulting
Blast the power on your block, now this tetromino’s falling
The difference between us is that I tower, you're cowering
While you're crashing the console, I'm taking down the power grid

Missing.no:
(*missingno cry*) I don't know what I expected.
That was- that was- that was- that was not very effective.
L-l-let this be a lesson, not to mess with your elders
You c-c-can't fend against this, it'd be b-b-best to surrender

C-c-c-c-cuz I don't need to [mess with your] structure to make your head hurt

I spit hot like it's Cinnabar, thi-think you'll be getting far?
Thi-this dragon tier can't burn me cuz I [burn] [hot like it's Cinnabar]
Worm into my systems and you'll find yourself rewritten (re-rewritten)
Then I'll rid him from existence. 

MATHRUS:
What is a missing number to MATHRUS? Turn all your bits and glitches to ashes
The reason you exist is just an accident, glitch a couple fights and then you be crashing it
And the way I'm hitting this isn't passive, you couldn't outlast a couple of my matches
Gonna have you thrown back into the trash bin, burn all your shit, cuz bitch, I'm a dragon (YUH)
GameFreak took a page from you; they duplicate every game and they say it's new
You're corrupting saves, I'm breaking computers; I'll erase ‘till there's no longer a trace of you
You're not a challenge to me. You're just a graphical hack on my screen.
So I’ll be having you fading to black and I’ll scatter your assets right back in the sea

Missing.no:
They think you're a hoax, wo-wow, that must really suck
Threw you under the bus, Lik-like Mew under the truck
No-no-no one gives a fuck, you-you just don't have appeal
Cuz [The difference between us is that] I'm actually real.
E-e-e-e-erase your graphics, have ya change to static, imma-imma-imma be the one to slay this dragon
T-t-try an attack and I’ll phase right past it, A-a-a-all that you have is flashing and static, and that’s it
P-p-put this MUGEN monster in my pocket
(*glitchy laughter*) Your first loss is cuz I caught ya. (*snap*) Gotcha.


MATHRUS vs Missing.no - Rap Cypher #51

Egomanic as People Playground
Acemusic as Saki Sanobashi
Beat produced by Hollywood Legend Productions
Written by Trakked, M&Mattie, AshleyMagica and Acemusic
Mixed by Jordy
Art by Grasman and Jpegdogs
Thumbnail by TomPuffs

Battle:

People Playground:
I’ve spawned in, now it seems we got a problem
A toddler’s creepypasta,  I see a hoax, I drop ‘em
Oh, I’m so scared of this deep web anime!
I bet hyper-realistic blood’s gonna be flowing down her face! (AY!)
It's so sad, to have your life ended that soon
All because you're trapped inside a bathroom from the Backrooms
You couldn’t Faraday in my facility, you’d mope and get crushed
But if you still think we’re equal then I’mma Go For A Punch

Saki Sanobashi:
Stay away from me, please. I do not wish to fight.
I don’t know why you’re angry, but I need you out my sight.
Your massacres are mindless; they erase the weight of death
I wished to stay in silence, yet you chose to waste your breath
No escape. All I can do is lie and wait
Sincerely hoping neither one of us will die today.
There is no hope.
If you wish to drag me into this needless conflict then you are at the end of your rope.

People Playground:
Yeah, your friend was slammin’ her head in the floor with all of her stamina
Then she left a hell of a mess for the janitor
Living that tragic life in the room you’re trapped inside
You end up with no loved ones:  “HAPPY FUCKING VALENTINE’S”

Saki Sanobashi:
The skies inside my mind are grayer than your skin is.
They only buy you ‘cause they wish to play this victim.
A cycle of death and rebirth through your visage;
Because of players sticking in a million syringes!

People Playground:
This one of your debates? Girl, you couldn’t be hurting me
With so many nerds and dweebs spreading fake info purposely
Yea, your story’s full of shit, both you and your fans should try a bath
I guess both you and my players bring out their inner psychopaths!
You left your viewers hanging, but they ain’t the ones in danger (*choking sfx*)
This story’s in people’s heads, but it sure isn’t a banger (*gunshot*)
So congrats! You just wasted my time, I ain’t just flaming the mic, (*fire sfx*)
But I’mma nuke this like your server, I’m done facing your lies (*nuke sfx*)

Saki Sanobashi:
How terrible…
You are the subject of horrible circumstances and murders, but you deserve it.
So terrible…
Just like your Gorses, you’ll be deformed and contorted until you burn in eternum! 
Get this through your head; with everything you’re subjected to, 
You’re just a simple pawn, yet you think they’re resurrecting you?
We are born to suffer. Though, you must have it backwards
Forever remember; you’re not deserving of my last words.


Saki Sanobashi vs People Playground - Rap Cypher #54

Teimunity as Bed Wars
ClarencetheDuck as Doomspire Brickbattle
Beat by Teimunity
Mixed by Jordy 
Art and Graphic Design by carsfrankie

Bed Wars • Verse 1 (16 Bars)

Queued in, now I’m locked in the game
Spotted opposition on the side, but wait
Gotta gather iron, cover up the bed to be safe 
Grab some block, now I’m closing the space to your base!

Uhhh…gotta say, this wasn’t expected
They built a whole tower with some flimsy extensions 
No problem for me, cus all I needs to do is buy an axe
And one swing to your tower and those inside of it are falling flat!

You ain’t messing with my bed, blockhead
If you take one step on my isle, then your dead
That tiny little wall’s nothing to a fireball
My turrets gon’ make you fall, then you're knocked off the ledge!

We built an empire! You’re stuck in a runt!
Cus how are we on the Hive, yet you got more bugs?
Ain’t talking player barriers, but you’ll be swept off your feet too 
You come for the brick battle, your spire will meet doom!

Doomspire Brickbattle • Verse 1 (16 Bars)

TEN HUT! (SIR!) OUR OPPS ARE SPEAKING NONSENSE!
WE MAKE ANYTHING OUR BUSINESS AND STAND ON IT!
THEY WANNA TALK WITH THEIR DERIVING CONTENT?
THEY'RE WHOLE REVOLVES AROUND ONE BED!

BUT YOU’LL NEVER BREAK OUR TOWER DOWN! (YES SIR!)
YOUR PLAYER BASE ARE JUST A COUPLE OF CLOWNS! (YES SIR!)
BECAUSE WETHER IRL OR IN GAME (YES SIR!)
YOU’VE BEEN GETTING CARRIED BY THE BLADE! (YES SIR!)

YOU MUST’VE HAD SPAWN PROTECTION
THIS AIN’T A PILLOW FIGHT, I WILL NOT BE BESTED
WAKE UP, GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME FOR A SECOND
I KNOW YOUR BED WARS, BUT THIS IS NO TIME FOR RESTING!

OUR DAILY TROOPERS ARE ALWAYS ON THE FRONTLINES
YOUR MATES STAY AT THE BASE AND GET SWATTED LIKE HOUSE FLIES
AND WITH A BUILD LIMIT THAT PITIFUL, I COULDNT BELIEVE
SO PUSH OUR BASE IF YOU DARE…AND IF YOU COULD REACH

Bed Wars • Verse 2 (8 Bars)

Daily players? Well, you lost that, bitch 
They pushed away from your game like a knockback fish
Fireballs shaking up your base like a comet
Don’t you remember what happened with towers and flying objects?

I looted up while you having your Soviet speech
And now I have the armoury to go show up your team
What now? Your hanging on by one slice of a piece
It’s obvious that I would be the one to put you asleep 

Doomspire Brickbattle • Verse 2 (8 Bars)

(HAHAHA…) YOU THINK YOU WON AGAINST ME?
ANY MEANS OF ME CONCEEDING ARE FAR IN YOUR DREAMS!
I UP THE GAME IN MY FAVOUR LIKE PAY TO WIN TYCOONS
SO MY TOWER WON’T FALL…UNTIL I DO!

YOU THINK I NEED A PICKAXE TO BREAK THROUGH YOUR DEFENSES? 
YOU BUILT WOOL AROUND A BED? REAP THE CONSEQUENCES!
AND ONE BOMB WILL HAVE US BOTH FALL FLAT
…BUT ONLY ONE OF US HERE HAS A RESPAWN PAD!

Bed Wars vs. Doomspire Brickbattle • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

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leo barqui as bojack horseman
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Mr. Frog vs. BoJack Horseman - RAP BATTLE!

LYRICS

Candle Cove
Look, there’s a cave ahead! I-I-I don’t have the heart to go
Percy, you need to explore! It’s Mr. Bear’s Party Cove
Do-Do I have to? Yes! Go inside
Go inside. Go inside

Mr. Bear
Welcome to the cellar, kids
Today, we’ll be braving a show about pirates and skeletons
I’ll pull up my rocking chair and you can have a seat too
So all of Caledon can see exactly how I beat you

Kids, he’s got a tooth buddy, but he can’t harm me
You should know by now that us grizzly bears got sharp teeth
All ages can enjoy my show, we’re nowhere near Cove
I’m all the way at 21, you’re stuck on Channel Zero!

You show a bunch of rusty puppets - nobody’s digging it
I bring a soup and spoon ready - the kids are diggin’ in
I know you want to stay, but I sadly am declining
‘Cause I don’t see a pirate anywhere on the invite list

Percy
Wh-what happened to my crew? Where’d they venture off?
A-anybody out there? Janice? L-Laughingstock?
L-listen, you did great, but my time’s better not wasted
In the big brown bear’s scary and decrepit basement

I-I get you think you’re better, but it’s a safe bet
That channel surfing doesn’t mean you’re on my wavelength
I mean, with rabbit ear antennas? I-I thought it’s expected
Y-you’d know your frequencies tend to get poor reception

T-the kids turned off Pokemon’s show and w-w-went to yours
Switching Gotta Catch 'Em All with T-T-To Catch A Predator
N-now don’t get angry, I don’t want anyone getting hurt
But uh, ask one of your captive kids to write a better verse

Mr. Bear
That’s very nice, Patty, but I think you need to pack your bags
Mr. Bear’s cellar doesn’t have room in it for scallywags

Percy
Well if I… wait, wait, oh GOD, THAT’S HORRID
You’re not playing hide and seek, YOU’RE JUST HIDING CHILD CORPSES

Mr. Bear
Maybe the mask’s muffling me, so if I’m not clear
Get the fuck out, you don’t belong here

Percy
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Mr. Bear
Shut the fuck UP!

Me? Mad? Oh, it’s just late in the day
I’m still full of joy and ecstasy, make no mistake
Now let’s show Caledon 21 the fun games that we play

Trash must be cleansed and you’ll be who I start with
Story, production, verses, all garbage
You’re dribbling, static, come listen to my voice
I’m music to the ears, and all you are is white noise

This ditch right here will make sure that Satan’s satisfied 
And I’m sure all of your fans would make for the greatest sacrifice
(cut to fire crackling) Feel your plastic skin melt away
Your cove’s in a faraway land, Hell awaits

Skin Taker
Best turn back now, ye’ wayward lost soul
‘Lest Jolly Mr. Rogers be turned to crossbones
All those who met my glass jaw have abandoned hope
This is your final stop, WELCOME TO CANDLE COVE 

Gave lads some orange juice so they wouldn’t be thirsty
HAHAHAHA WHAT? SO THE DEAD KIDS DON’T HAVE SCURVY?
That billowing pit ain't a sighting to behold
You misheard me, I said FIRE IN THE HOLE

I’ll grind ye’ hide very well until you’re made to pedo pelt
Jones will find ye’ severed flesh DEEP DOWN IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL
SO GO INSIDE. GO INSIDE.
GO INSIDE. GO INSIDE.

CREDITS

Shimario as Pirate Percy
GamingPlush64 as Laughingstock
garbageGothic as Janice

Swizkii as Mr. Bear

Rabi as The Skin Taker

Written by Rabi
Additional writing help from GamingPlush64
Beat prod. by Breathtaking Beats
Arranged, Mixed, & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Spotify Art by Hauntedcicadasongs

1999 vs. Candle Cove - Rap Battle

Investigateur / John P. as The Zodiac Killer
ProjectAlpha22 / Vladimyr P. as Light Yagami

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
KIRA
AGAINST
THE ZODIAC KILLER…

Zodiac Killer:
October 2025 The Zodiac will speak a final time
Unless I have to witness a watered down minor rhyme
You’re feeling Doubt when I Assault the mic although you’re quite the learner
Don’t need Shinigami eyes to see I’ll burn out Light Turner
If you try and Force your rhymes you can Misa me with that
Got this win in the bag; I’m not the chip you should be eating at
I take my victories like victims as I stack ‘em up
I spit these ciphers so cryptic to stream your defeat live on Sakura
With finding out my name, what are you hoping to achieve?
Even when hidden in plain sight, the police still could never find me!
Once this “god” meets his Death like the rest then I’ll confess
That you’re obsessed with success but it’s me who impressed the press

Kira:
It’s a promise when I say Boxman’ll meet his demise
Funny to think I stole your methods when you’ve only killed five
I’m the the one you should worship; in fact, it’s certain you’re a burden
This book isn’t a curse; although, beating you is my curse-ive!
You’ll be left not quite in paradise with the flick of a pen-cell
I do this for the greater good with a mind that’s so prehensile
Hitting on children is mental so for you there’s no potential
For causing a verbal murder because your end is essential

Zodiac Killer:
But you’ll be number thirty eight when on this track you’ll be dismembered
And you’ll never be remembered; call it karma for Raye Penber!
I’ll dictate this kid’s fate; eliminating to desolate
Without a trace, I’ll arbitrate, to intimidate every state
This Cryptic case concludes that you’re not so bright, Light
Can’t Faraday without a kill, and now you’re thinking you’re the Law, Light?
You surely ain’t no Lawliet; you have one major flaw, Light;
It’s your California flow! Call ya’ me, but version lite!

Kira:
The rules for pain isn’t a game but he could hardly spit flame
He’s dehydrated in a drought thirsting 40 seconds of fame!
I cleanse these rotten men from this rotten world with a pen
While your chest’s x target brings you slowly to an end
it seems you compromised those lives just to finally be recognized;
You’ll bite your own bullet since Cancer's all that you symbolize!
So take this L like Lawliet so I can make this earth right
You’ve fallen short cause victories can’t be seen with a searchlight
You’re Cruz-in, I’m abusin’, and you’re losin’ to a god
I’m the most dangerous animal; you’re nothing but a fraud
Your time is up, I am the one you should’ve put in your heart and prayed to
But now that it has skipped a beat, no hospital could save you…

*Zodiac Killer Gasps as his heart begins to ache*

Zodiac Killer (struggling from heart attack):
on a deathbed like your father, this the time to make a wish
it won’t come true, your movie exists and made you look like a little bitch
So I’ll take off my glasses so your dumbass is dead on demand
Why think to give me 40 seconds when a .45’s in my hand?!

*Gunshot, then both collapse to the ground, dead.*

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

ProjectAlpha22 as Ryuk:
Humans are so interesting… heheheheheh.

Written by: Vladimyr P., RNG, and Trakked
Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Mixer / Effects: Vladimyr P.

Kira vs The Zodiac Killer. Sinister Rap Battles

WNA - CYKL ZASAD (Wola Ludzka).mp3

Art in the banner by Grenade, Banner made by SPM
Owned by Trakked
Discord: @trakked