Battles I'm in / wrote for.

rap battles

400 the 11th

Fave SC Rap Battles

check this 14

Reality vs Fiction

playlist full 2

Guh!

STARRING 
Azia as Maka Albarn 
TheBabyBeef as Calliope Mori 

Written by
ForgottenSon 

Beat by
Trunxks 

Mixed by:
Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Thumbnail by:
Box


Maka:  
Well, would you look at this? seems I got a new assignment
beat you in the art of rhyme and take your soul into confinement.
Are you sure you’re not a Kishin with the souls you’ve been reaping?
Nevertheless let's begin, start the End Of A Life then!  
You can ask my partner, Soul, my flow is sharper than a scythe 
So if you wanna piece of me, I’ll give it to you by the slice! (Yeah)
Think you're all that? Well, Miss, I got a newsflash for ya
You’re the favorite Vtuber of folks who’ve never heard of Gura!
Like your tracking, I am going through the motions.
Exposing all my opponents to the moment they're demoted 
to having their souls stolen. So start hoping for atonement 
Or I'll leave you, Calliope, like your Japanese - broken! (ooh)
The Shinigami’s apprentice? I find that quite silly, and frankly
I’ve seen scarier Grim Reapers out of Billy and Mandy.
And, correct me, cuz I’ve been somewhat skeptic
Is the reason for your sub-count thanks to the Pandemic?

Calliope:
Guh! What’s up, chat? It’s ya Boy, Calliope!!
And today there’s a little girl tryna pick a fight with me
I'll show y'all once again that streams like this aren't for children
Lemme take this beat here, the Reaper's going back to killing!
You really tried and clearly strived but keep in mind you realize
that, it’s because of you, Maka, that your own partner nearly died
So hear these rhymes inside your coffin, I guess it's safe to say
this ain’t gonna end well…kinda like your anime 
No matter what I undertake, the crowd will watch without a doubt
While they only watched you til FMA: Brotherhood came out 
And when your prequel was released to bring you back to the top
it left all your fans saying “This is Soul Eater…NOT!” (GUH!)
You say you’re a fire spitter? Maka, I would beg to differ.
Wanna fight? Then my scythe will swipe right like it was Tinder!
​​So stubborn to your friends and hit them with books you cause harm
I could just call you a tsundere… Baka Albarn!

Maka:
Did you think that would beat me? Your head’s screwed like Dr. Stein's.
That whole show was see-through, no wonder you're from Holo-live.
and stop those lies, a tsundere? Like how you act is any less 
Don't try and hide the fact you want Takanashi's chicken legs (Ha Ha!)
I’ve looked at your backstory and it repeats in your disses
Cuz you’ll change careers again when you’re lacking in sickness. 
Yes, we're both scythe wielders but I don't need one to slay this
looks like this reaper's been put on an indefinite hiatus

Calliope:
You talk on backstories when yours is fucking petty
Became a Meister because her parents marriage wasn't steady 
And when your father tries to do his best deeds 
He must be a fan of mine, since you see him as a Dead Beat!
As far as soul collecting goes, you almost had your task done
You got 99, no problem, but a witch gave one
Like I said before, Maka, my streams ain't for kids.
So cry to your mom if you can find out where she is. (Peace!)


Next Time: Front and Center (Ft. BDGR)

Maka Albarn vs Calliope Mori - Rap Battles of the Forgotten!

Run RUN is an original FNaF composition by ChaoticCanineCulture on Youtube. The original Artwork belongs to and is done by NeoTonic-Productions on DA. FNaF is the sole property of Scott Cawthon who produced the first teaser for FNaF 4 yesterday! ;D I own nothing but the computer the edits to both the artwork and musical composition were made on. Links down below, enjoy!

Original Artwork:http://neotonic-productions.deviantart.com/art/RUN-RUN-FIve-Nights-at-Freddy-s-3-song-520134034

Original song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB2VDBCg2Xs

www.scottgames.com

Hypercore - RUN RUN

6000, nearly 7000 plays and it's only been 7 months! Whoa man that's a lot! hanks for taking the time to notice me and acknowledge my edits. Maybe someday I can actually make my on music instead of editing others'. Well, a dream for another day!

Third of the FNAF songs by DA Games on YouTube. I still think it's amazing and hope you guys like my hypercore. Enjoy!

Disclaimer:I do NOT own the FNAF games, the image used, or the original song. Scott Cawthon is the man responsible for the amazing horror game series, and of course, DA Games is responsible for the song and image. I only own the edits made to the song and image using Audacity and Adobe Photoshop CC (2015 Release) respectively.

Scott's site:www.scottgames.com

Steam page:store.steampowered.com/app/319510/

DA Games' channel:www.youtube.com/channel/UCK7OXr0m5mnM1z9p7n_Bwfw

(7000 Plays Special!) Hypercore - Not Here All Night

i saw majorlovania on /r/undertale, and i was like 

"gotta get me some of that shitposting action"

Dogsong in C Minor

A quick remix I did of Spooktune/Spookwave from Undertale.

This Tune May Spook You

My Nightcore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmidzGqo03w

Original Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjHtqx852Yc

Nightcore - [FNAF] Merry FNAF Christmas Song - JT Machinima

8 Bit Drummer's Cover:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E4HmWsLAhM
【Radix】's remix:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiKsPzUp_8E
Art by SilverStarSheep: http://silverstarsheep.deviantart.com/art/Mad-Dummy-572155745

Mad Dummy's Theme Mashup 【Radix】X 8 Bit Drummer

Groundbreaking presents "Bold Papyrus" , a new original song dedicated to Papyrus from Undertale. 

Name Your Price

Groundbreaking | Bold Papyrus

Nightcore - Do It Like A Dude (Male Version)

Nightcore - Gangsta (Male Version)

Shovel Knight - A Thousand Leagues Below Remix by Coda

Shovel Knight - La Danse Macabre Metal Remix by GaMetal

I was going to put something here like don't take this battle seriously but I can't lie it's catchy LMAOOO. 
no this battle doesn't really have a connection other than cult classic type things but honestly i just wanted to make it for fun in between serious battles LMAO

Thumbnail by Dani Onion Rings (thx bby)
Beat by Adamack.
Writing, vocals and mixing done by me.

Lyrics:
RAP BATTLE!
ROBOCOP!
VS!
PEE-WEE HERMAN!
BEGIN!


Robocop:
Robocop tops hacks like megacorporations
Your franchise's been forgotten with no hope of gentrification
You're not a kid's hero, you're a pedophile creeper
Search mode activated: Detecting a bullshitter
The fuck was Burton thinking spotlighting such a bother?
Bug eyes, ruffled collar. I wouldn't buy your movie for a dollar!
I say HB-no to your gimmicks, ride off before this ends in defeat
Your move, creep

Pee-wee Herman:
Kids, the secret words today are wannabe Judge Dredd!
Who for the rest of the world would've done better off dead!
Now I'll have you know that I respect authority!
But the only Cyborg I respect is if he's from D.C!
Get out my Playhouse you cyberpunk or I'll make you myself!
Ride in not out to Orion and hit him at the belt!
I'm at the pinnacle of kids television, must watch, can't diss them!
Least I'm consistent! Your remakes? Even you'd want to miss them!


Robocop:
Between entertainment and disturbing, you're at the border
Grown man with a case of dissociative identity disorder!
And Peter Pan Syndrome, it's evident from the crowd
that you're a washed up stand up-comedian that needs to sit down
If this was a dick measuring game your name stands up to task
Leaving you falling off the Big Top, my prime directive's kicking ass
But you have balls taking your alter ego off the shelf
Last I heard, the champion of kids was caught pleasuring himself

Pee-wee Herman:
Aahhh! Kids, he's a comedian; like me!
Spewing out jokes bone-dry and monotone in originality!
Like his voice, robotic Bane and Darth Vader!
I rule the Golden Age, you're a step behind the Terminator!

Robocop:
Your childish VHS tapes should be left in the Groundling!
No matter who heard your bird-like screeches, they'd want to give you a pounding!
I'm Cult Classic material, your legacy isn't hardy!
If I wanted to eat a Reuben, I'd slide into Arby's!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
ON THE NEXT SERIOUS RAP BATTLE!!!

Pee-wee Herman VS Robocop: Rap Battle 4.

A duel between the lions commences. Which will come out victorious?

VinnyO as Roy
Alex the Beast as Simba
Flowtest stolen from Dustin
Beat prod by Dansonn
Thumbnail by Geon
Mixed by Dustin
Written by R the Writer

Roy:
I won't lose to one who lost faith in himself so why even bother
When I stampede and slaughter the track just like your father
Make my soldiers shake their spears, going ham on you hamlet
Roasting your entire kingdom and serving them at a banquet 
I'm flaming like my blade while all you emanate’s insipidity 
So with burns it's best not to test my fire affinity
Sure, you're showered with sequels and a remake to pad your income
But I only left behind legends, while you abandoned your kingdom

Simba:
A lion locking onto prey? That's the circle of life
When I roar out these raps, pridefully rocking the mic
I'm taking over with a hot bern that my bars have fostered
Your lines were filler like your inclusion in the smash roster
My storyline's continuations prove my fame is unyielding 
Couldn't match my strength even with the blade you're wielding 
Your cavalary's left cowering, their steeds I'll be devouring 
I'll mop the floor with your carcass in this second scouring

Roy:
Don't need any seals to outclass an outcast hermit
Who spent his days eating bugs and hanging out with vermin
I'm defeating thugs, determined to seal your fate like durandal 
You handle your bars worse than mufasa's mantle
You're lion if you say that your son's guard poses a threat
I've seen more advanced tactics from other mindless beasts I've met
Even your girl's pinned you, so don't mind if I implore that
You'd be better off like your uncle, a beaten up doormat

Simba:
I find it humorous that even in zephiel's insanity
He made the correct choice in giving up on humanity
I'm iller than eliwood, hell he would be a better enemy
Than a brat who's less known than his mother's identity
With your blade's flames, I'll write you off as a warm-up
Dropping you in this brawl, making you pay more than four bucks
This won't end with a cliffhanger, instead you'll fall off
I laugh in danger's face, but yours, prince? I scoff

Check out Vinny's album
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/no-signal/1348170683
https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Vinny_O_No_Signal?id=Be3un2s25gm5tmgjzyvdii64jq4

Roy Vs Simba - Rap Battle

Bork has ascended into the realm that us humans cannot quite comprehend--and never shall... Alas, he graced me with his presence for a series.

a new joke series which i think is unironically the best thing ever created

Bork as Toaster Strudel
Julian as Poptarts

LYRICS:
BORK AND JULIAN RAP BATTLES!
(this battle is an anime special)
POPTARTS!
VS!
TOASTER STRUDEL!
(who the hell is going to win? Let’s see!)

Poptart:
You don’t give people enough icing.
I got that shit dripping right off the sides.
Lettin’ it all hang out, this is already your lost fight,
Better get ready for freddy, I’m ‘boutta Pop the mic!
Fuck off, Hans Strudel, I like Hans Christian Andersen.
A man just asked which is better, shall you answer him?
I’m better, millions of units sold each year.
You need a packet; I’m built ready, hot or cold, c’mon, get near!

Toaster Strudel:
Gonna go alpha on this little crusty piece of ass.
Pillsbury-ing fakes in the ground real fast.
Bork as Peasant Child is the best cast.
Don’t need hundreds of flavors to leave you dead in last!
Fight me, bite me, I’m delicious, to be honest.
You didn’t pop anything, but Poptart’s gettin’ a popping!
I’m the boss, you lost, I logged Kellogg’s loss, believe it.
Something better just popped up, it was your penis. : )

BUT ARE THEY ALONE?!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
ON THE NEXT BORK & JULIAN RAP BATTLE!

Poptart VS Toaster Strudel: The Best Soundcloud Rap Battle Ever Created.

Surprise! Welcome to Season 2.

Written, mixed and voiced by: Julian.
Thumbnail by: Legion.

Lyrics:
RAP BATTLE!
HOMER THE POET!
VS!
DANTE!
BEGIN!

Homer the Poet:
Stumble into this fight? And I thought I was the one who was blind.
Going on an Odyssey against an oddity; and this Devil May Cry.
I’m a Trojan, busting walls down in this fight to make thee fall like Troy, forlorn!
You defiled the term Sweet New Style. Your little movement’s been done before, And now I’m  already bored!

Dante Aligheri:
You couldn’t stand against my stanzas. I won’t pander, I’m a pander, dare to fight me?
There was nothing poetic about your verse structure, believe me, I know about rhyme scheme!
Fight me? Then spit it as you are, choose any of your gaggly plethora of languages!
Whilst I take the reins, I reign! And Dante Alighieri’s allegories are pentameters higher than Homer Simpson!


Homer the Poet:
And you claim to be better? Certainly don’t show it.
I’m anonymous and STILL a better Poet!
Your rap structure? Divine Comedy’s what it is!
Bring me to attention with some Tuscan Chicken!
You Italians don’t have a pot to piss in.
Be a critic? I started this big wit lit!
He who wrote Inferno can’t spit any fire.
I’m a Pantheon, and every layer of your pyre!
I’m toxic on the track; hemlock.
The Bedrock your turf was built upon!
You’re elastic while I stretch wide, Play-Doh.
Leading the people of Greece, just ask Plato!
You weren’t taught well enough, chances shot.
Even if you aren’t Great, here’s my school of thought!
While literature becomes even more fine.
I rule centuries, you’re buried in the sands of time!

Dante Aligheri:
I suppose I would expect the first clown to pick up a quill would write tales poor...
Whilst I wear the crown of the Three upon my head, I’ll knock the self-proclaimed one off of yours.
As if it’d make them more to my liking, you chose to rap your trash all fast.
Yet my words of rhyme scheme? You aren’t the only one to bring such to pass!
Sei fregato...
Yes, inspired for centuries.
Yet your Oddyssey? People want to start forgetting!
Talking to me about fire, are we?
Wrote the Iliad, yet your songs are ear-bleedingly alarming!
Your style is that of a swine, unrelatable!
Who wrote your sloppy works? Debatable!
Bring out LAYERS of Hell onto your fables!
People question your existence! What do you bring to the table?!
Middle Ages and yet I kick it modern!
It’s the Supreme against this honorless goner!
Slay a text suitor as my rhymes crescendo!
Your style’s Purgatory; in a perpetual limbo!
But alas, I understand zeros writing heroes!
From the sick I spit you’d best phone Hippo!
You’re a bust, and now I feel.
Left in the dust by betters is your Achilles Heel!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
ON THE NEXT... RAP BATTLE!

Rap Battle Season 2 Battle 1: Homer the Poet VS Dante Alighieri

In this short rap battle we have Pancake from 60 Seconds vs Diogee from Milo Murphy's Law

Written by Tuna
Coverart by Dani
Mixed by Dustin
Beat by Kustom

Julian as Pancake
Tuna as Diogee

Lyrics:

Pancake:
It seems that in my expedition I found an item of no use
But I feel going Ruff would get me fined for animal abuse
Let me lay down the Murphy’s Law because I’m the dominant species
There’s no way to Bunker down when your rhymes Bucket feces 
Teds up, I spit rhymes sicker than any suitcase water
In lyrical war with me is where dog go to get slaughtered
Don’t follow me! “It’s too dangerous” you’re taking the L alone
Cause after I take the win they’ll yell “Diogee Go Home”

Diogee:
Expect it won’t be Unexpected to see you flat like a Pancake
I’ll make sure you Fall-Out, because this dog is getting baked
You’ve got “60 Seconds” to live, because your game is the worst
One thousand soups couldn’t get you to Shari-Cough up a good verse
You’re more bloated than Mary Jane and more ugly than the Mutant
There’s no getting past me even if you “Sneak like an army man”
You don’t need to bring an axe to know this dog’s of no need
Especially since you were forgotten after the Cat DLC

Pancake vs Diogee - Rap Battle

COPYRIGHT DISCLAIMER:
All rights to Random Encounters for doing this amazing song, let's help RE giving them support and love.
Enjoy!

FNAF GROUND ZERO By Random Encounters Feat CG5

Smosh Games Vs Normal Boots

Epic Rap Battles Of Cartoons Vs Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles Original

My first rap battle, so feedback is highly appreciated!

CookieSaurus as Peridot
GarbageGothic as Pidge

Beat: 8uzzed by KustomBeats
Written by CookieSaurus
Mixed by FreshyKanal

Peridot:
Ahem, it’s Peridot here, logging in to best this clod
Earthling hacking stands no chance against me, your skills are flawed
The Galra robeasts failed, now it’s my turn to take a shot
More chaotic than Klance, my designs will leave yours to rot!
Your precious Rover was archaic, kicked up so much dust I coughed
If Rolo’s robot made you swoon, my homeworld tech will knock your shorts off
You pilot one limb enhancer, I had full command of four
And with light years more character, no viewers find me a bore 
Target locked! (Nyahaha!) Like those Crystal Clods you’ll DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
Your ship should brace for a hit, if it’s even still in shape to fly 
Can’t fix the fact that you’re human, no matter how you play your cards
Had a change of heart but still I’ll crush you like a pebble into shards

Pidge:
My expectations were low, but you drilled them into the ground
Go back to your Kindergarten, you’re way better off earthbound
How does it feel to lose half of your height for comic relief?
With metal powers so weak they can’t even give Jasper grief
In centuries on homeworld you haven’t been to half of where I’ve been
Hacking into places you can only hope to imagine 
I’ve seen alien rocks like you before, on two planets to boot 
But the fusion of mountain dew and doritos is new, it’s kinda cute (heh) 
Fixing foreign tech, from Olkarian to Altean 
While you struggle to fix your relationships, you can’t win 
improve your sucking up to Lazuli and Amethyst 
It’s impressive how little time it took to get them pissed 

Peridot:
You just don’t seem to get it so I’ll help you out and cut to the chase 
I’m out here saving your race, while you’re messing around in space 
You almost ditched your team, started off on the wrong foot 
You’re a waste of energy judging by the output 

Pidge:
A single planet means nothing in an intergalactic war 
Nobody owes you their lives except the farm crops you care for
You’re staying back on Earth for us humans? I’m flattered
But when the diamonds come for you you’ll be the first to get shattered

Peridot vs Pidge - AZIA Rap Battles

Spotify

Join The Party

William has tiks vs The Tik tock

WvsW flowtest

Notch Vs Scott but its zander

giving up on the video, heres the finished audio. i'll make a simpler video in a bit and upload all progress i made on the original planned video

Link vs The Doctor (feat. F00PZ, Luce, And Mancha)

Welcome back to X Rap Battles. It's been quite a while. Three months to be exact. But now, we've returned.

Light as Gambit
Vladimyr P. as Yugi Muto

Written by Jugheadjay, Bork, and MetaMachine

--Lyrics--

Gambit:
Handling Gambit's quite the... well, it's in the name, kid.
Cards on the table, step out of granddaddy's basement!
Face it, you're Ash Ketchum, minus the balls.
Ask Apocalypse! I make pyramids fall!
Looking at this battle, I think I'll double down.
Another lame anime hero battling struggles? Wow.
You've got no tricks up the sleeve when facing this foe!
Looks like the King of Games just met his ace in the hole!

Yugi Muto:
Time to... d-d-d-d-duel!
This can't be! I mean, that verse was so boring, man.
You best go back to being forgotten in X-Men Origins!
Try to beat a king, but Wolverine's shadow’s where you’re at,
Cause when people hear “Remy”, they think of the other rat!
LaBeau, you’re no foe! Your...rapping is so-so!
Matched...against a Muto, best...whip out your bō, bro!
Your comics? Forgotten! The spotlight? I’m rockin’!
Call your X-friends in before you’re bluffing in a coffin!
I could outmatch any magic tricks that this fool musters,
But a mutant moron? I thought that I was done with Duel Monsters!
My skills are indestructible, while your life is dysfunctional!
You can call me your girlfriend because I’m untouchable!

Gambit:
If you’re trying to throw this fight, then I’d have to give a bravo,
Cause unlike your TV shows, you’re not hard to follow.
You have no effect on me, I’m past your fight level!
My eyes and rhymes burn red, I’m the white devil!
I’m nicking victories in spades! Better keep your chin up!
I’m packing a full deck, you’re stuck on 52-pickup!
So attack all you want, go and activate your trap cards,
The truth is, Yugi, you simply lack heart!

Yugi Muto:
This wannabe-hero hobo tries to spit flamin’ bars,
But he couldn’t be hot, even if Channing Tatum stars!
You and I cannot compare! (Oh!) This matchup isn’t fair! (Oh!)
Another peasant failed to overtake the mighty Pharaoh!


Thank you for listening!

Hint for next time: 
"Batman vs Robin"

Gambit vs. Yugi Muto - X Rap Battles #8.

Jason as Alexander Hamilton
ProjectAlpha20 as Luke Skywalker

Lyrics:

Alexander Hamilton:
How does a master, orphan, science-fiction samurai
Become the biggest sell-out in a billion dollar franchise

Damn right, you’re quite the high talker, Skywalker.
But I’ll beat you in double, son, I am your founding father.

You used to be the coolest, saved the galaxy from trouble
But then you became a burnout, just like your aunt and uncle!

Scattered in your tattered robes while I’m ranking in the high courts
Unless your goal's to bore me, what exactly do you fight for

He comes to spit, although, of which I have dismissed, sir
He thinks that he’s the shit and that he’s hit with what he’s dissed, sir

I know our family’s are both of our passions
But you just wanna take your sister to the room where it happens
 
Luke Skywalker: 
We both had big battles that brought us to our acclaim
But when it comes to duels, you got that Stormtrooper aim

Hamill's hamming on Hamilton, you couldn't hold a candlestick
Your wife already burned you for me; Alexander Anakin

This battle - man, I’m owning it! The Force - man, I’m honing it!
When I took my shot, I got the Death Star exploding, it's 
Quite hopeless, prick. 
Your only motivation’s to be famous? Shit,
I’ll leave you whipped, like every single slave you shipped

Alexander Hamilton:
Go squeeze some breast milk, here's something to raise a glass for:
We both had music specials, ..wait, that's right, George trashed your's.

No amount of ticket sales could match my Tonys
Should be calling me Best Picture because you would never own me!

I’m decking a jester, a mess your director had oughta rewrite to correct
We’re not equals, I’m the USA prequel, 
and that’s something my fans would never forget

You’re Disney’s bitch, I’m the brains behind Moana
Got private shows for White House folks and features with Obama

Your legacy became some losers living with their mommas
Spewing racist drama, giving child actors trauma!
 
Luke Skywalker: 
You made the New York Shitpost on politics across the world?
You’re the AP US History version of Gossip Girl

You still piss in a pot, I’ve got a space fleet saving planets
What could you possibly do to me? Raise my taxes?

So let’s wrap it up, your aims and plans are making zero progress
But no wonder, since you got lost following your political compass

I mean you let your son get killed, you made an enemy of Jefferson
You’re picking fights on your own side and shit talking your president

Your history’s a hurricane, what I find most depressing is
this lawyers’ ‘legacy’s’ confined to lift unlawful dresses 

Scandals left your life in shambles, you died in a helpless state
I don’t need the Force to make Washington turn in his grave.


Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Jughead Jay, Jason, Fel, Hippie Rat and Zawesome

Beat By:
Epistra

Mixed by:
Freshy Kanal

Cover Art by:
Enzo, Brodecai and Adroitwhiz

Alexander Hamilton vs. Luke Skywalker - Rap Battle!

Welcome to another X Rap Battle. In this battle, two justice-seeking vigilantes go head to head. It's the archer himself, Robin Hood, against the caped crusader, Batman.

Swedely as Batman
Fel as Robin Hood
Freshy Kanal as Merrymen chorus 

--Lyrics--

Robin Hood:
Crossing paths with a psycho? I must say, I’ve seen better, 
Cowardice, powerless, going to extreme measures,
To make his greed present, though I’m stealing thieves’ treasures,
While you’ve mastered the art of being the lamest League member!
Why bother?! You're comical to this archer’s novel!
Merely a second away from hitting bottles and brothels!
Unlike you, hostility isn't the answer for this bloke,
But if this bat walks my alley, a family reunion’s his horoscope!
With so many issues, surely your fate’s written.
The story of an inmate, but who placed this Great Brit in?
I steal from the rich, fighting crimes without violence,
But you might keep your life if you drop rhymes like sidekicks!

Batman:
That’s it? I’m rapping Katniss acting as a mad man?
I think there’s a fact you lack, kid… I’m Batman.
If you want Sherwood safe, forfeit for the greater good.
Things tend to go Under whenever Robins put on Hoods!
Wits? I got ‘em. Hits, I drop ‘em. 
I spit, for Gotham! And Brits? I boss ‘em!
I’d suggest an update if you crave to see farther,
Prince of Thieves? Queen is the better green archer!

Robin Hood:
I have the heart of a lion; yours is stolen by a kitty!
I’m Marian my Maid, you can’t pull the Vale off of Vicki!
Call this fox Wilde, with all of these victories I Nick!
Quit with the shtick, prick! We all know you secretly love Dick!
Merrymen! (Hoo Hoo!) Bury him! (Hoo Hoo!)
I’ll protect Marian to the very end! (Hoo Hoo!)
Step into the Hood! (Hood!) Now you’re done for good! (Good!)
I’ll clip the Dark Knight’s wings,  now am I understood?! (Stood!)

Batman:
You and your pantied pansies can’t handle my raps!
My actors take the exit cause no one can play the Bat!
Take your bow and lose this bout, or cower out and take a bow!
Such a poor man, you could use a couple pounds!
They say you’re a menace, and I’m not one to argue!
Abandon those arrows, and what kind of man are you?!

Robin Hood:
Well, if I’m one you wish to spar to, you won’t get far with dark broods!
I drop bars, too! Spitting literature on cartoons!

Batman:
Jokers like you are left in Arkham if you cross me.
Claim what you’d be Robin, but I’ve got it on Lock-sley!
I’ve left your feathers severed, bested all your endeavors!
For your legacy is dead, while I’m Batman Forever!

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Written by Jugheadjay, MetaMachine, and Freshy Kanal

Robin Hood vs. Batman - X Rap Battles #9.

The original version of this battle was a bit lacking in my opinion, so I decided to re-mix the audio, with a freshly-edited beat.

Raichous as Mr. Freeze
Seth W. as The Ice King

Audio Mixing by Jugheadjay

Ice King vs. Mr. Freeze (REDUX) - X Rap Battles #1.

we did it boys, we beat the old rap cypher's battle count :)
Alex the Beast as Thomas Edison
Light as Electro
Beat produced by: Tristan
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Alex
Writer: Trakked

Battle: 
Thomas Edison:
Out of every single man that uses my inventions for their wit, 
I’m against an electric using freak that can’t understand when to quit?
You’re quite the Marvel, indeed, but I’ve achieved much greater heights
I’ve helped even Morgan with his work; You’re just a criminal in tights
Try to fight me, I dare you! Your Alternating attacks can’t strike me
I spit it sickly, Directly, ‘till you’re back at prison for your crimes, see?
So, Max, if you call being beaten by Spiderman a great accomplishment, 
Then why don’t you accept your defeat, or are you too overconfident?

Electro:
That’s enough from the old man, you build stuff like they’re from IKEA
You’re more of a criminal than me! You stole all of Tesla’s ideas!
You’re in for quite the Shocker, my electric raps are unstable
I’ll be givin’ you more than a zap, man! It’s shameful that you’re unable
to do some work for yourself, instead of scramblin’ ‘round for a profit
Relying on some other rich idiots to give you what they got, shit,
I’m rockin’ this beat electrically, your chemistry’s backfiring, like your creations
Anyways, i’ll be leaving ya like Topsy; Shocked to death on its foundation

Thomas Edison:
It’s a shame you stoop so low, those blows may have meant to be harsh, but
They didn’t sting at all; I only heard static from those “sharp” cuts
Facing America’s Greatest Inventor was the biggest mistake you’ve had in mind,
‘Cause I’ll be leaving this low-tier criminal looking worse than his movie design!

Electro:
(C’MON!) You tried to stay in motion, but you failed worse than your company
Stan Lee made me a great villain! You’ve been on the verge of bankruptcy!
I’m Sinister with every rhyme I spit, But just beatin’ ya would be too easy,
I’ll be havin’ ya die twice; But this time it won’t be from diabetes (HA!)

Thomas Edison vs Electro - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #4

Dagames - We Want Out (feat. Dan Bull, Jtmachinima, Inutrash & Bslick) (Fnaf Song)

Who won? http://www.strawpoll.me/18850111

Dee as Z̢͡A̶̧̛̛͜Ĺ̢͠G̢̀Ơ̷
Nekomancer as Marcel Duchamp

Beat by Sean Divine
Mixed by Dee and Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Nekomancer
Written by Nekomancer

Z̢͡A̶̧̛̛͜Ĺ̢͠G̢̀Ơ̷:
HE͞ ̶CO͞M͢E͢S̨ INTO ҉BAT͡TL͟E, ͠A̛N I͠NF̵INĮTE HIV͟E̶M͝I̴ND ̶TO B͠LAZ̨E O̵FF͜
̧IN̨VO̕K̛ING A͠ĢA̕INST TH́È ̨INFER͏I̶OR EX̢CU͢SÈ OF ART̵IST́IC̸ ͞“CH͞A̕OS͏”̶
AG͟A͞I͡NS͡T̷ ḨIM͠, ̴NȨZP̨E͘RD͏IAN’S̢ BES̴T͝ ̴P͘UT̴TING I̧N ́AGAINS̀T҉ YOUR ͏ṔA͘T͝HO҉S
TO LEA̡VE̶ TH̛E͜ ͢C͘R͠ƠWD̸ SC͡REA͘M̷I̶N̕G M̛Y ŃĄM͞E͡ IN ̵M̧O͘RE TH̀AN͘ J̕US̵T҉ ̧AP̵PLAŲS̷E͘
Z̵͜͞A̡҉͠L̴̢͝G͘͟O̸҉!̵̧̨ T̸HE͢ V͢ERY EM̧B̨ODIME̢NT̷ O͜F̕ ́D͞I̵S͝OR̢DER͠
CAN'T ORDER ̢DIS͟S͠ES̀ AGAI̴NS̕T ̨T͝HIS D͢I̧SS O͜RDER! ̡B̀R̛I͟N͠Ǵ ̷T͘HI͟S HO͜ŔROR̡ I͜N Q͟U̡ICK ̡O̢RDE̶R͜!
̶TH͝I̡S͢ T҉OR͡T͡URE ͜F͏RO͟M͜ ͡TH͏E HIGH͘EST ̡HOLY KNI̕GHT̛ D́EM͟AŃDS Y͡OU͞ TO ̕K̸NE҉EL
'LES͝T͢ ͢T̡HE E͝T́ER͜N̡A͢L CR̴I͘MS͞O͡N ͡GOD̨ ̨LEAVES ̷Á ̶DĘCAY̶ ̡ THAT YOU C͏A͡N'̛T̷ ̡H͢ÉA͢L͟
F͜UC̨K͡ C͞TH̴U҉L͘HU, I̛'M̢ T҉HE TRUE̷ C̷O͝S͝MIC ͜H̷OR̵RO̴R ̸O̸N ͠TH͡E ͝S̢LA̶TE
́OV͢ER̶SH͠AD̸OW̸E͜D͞ H.P.,̵ Y̡ET ͡TH̡E ̡WO͢RDS ͢THĄT́ I ͟-C̕R̷A͟FT ͢A̶RE P̀UR͜E̵ ̀H̷A̵TE҉!
͘W̢IT͡H ÝOU͠R̶ SO҉CI̢ETAL D̸ÉCA̢Y̡ ҉T̡H͏AT COUL̴D̕ EVĘN ̡G̨IVE͠ ̨ME̢ ̷S҉CA͢RES,͠
I͜T SE̕E͟MS TH̸AT͠ THI̴Ś SO-C̕AL͜L҉ȨD͟ "͢ĆƯBI̸S͝T" IS ̛MORE ̵FITTING A̛S̨ A ̷S̷QU͝ARE͏

Marcel Duchamp:
Av-en garde to hives of the maimed, you'd best jot down what we say
Leave a mage decayed and laid back from whence He Came
How pitiful that none of those seven mouths could attempt to hurt
Comic Strip egos even harder than a Bride By Her Bachelors
Leaving no fourth Wall for you to hide behind in weary handles
‘Cause I thought we already had Lord English battles Du this -cha-nnel!
I thought we praised font readability when it comes to puny blows
But I ought to be a dia-critic when you’re the one abusin’ unicode
I’m being Étant donnés no reason to take blokes seriously on thread screens
For, every tread seam this red fiend gets is at-best-dead memes
The single thing I admire from this sentinel’s regrettable;
that you’re so Grotesque that your “art” is nowhere near the retinal!

Z̢͡A̶̧̛̛͜Ĺ̢͠G̢̀Ơ̷:
RET̕INAL̨?̧! ̧ALL͞ I SĘE͢ W̛ITH͠ M̶Y IN͟FI̶NITE ̷"̡NAKED̴"͟ ̵E̕YE҉ ͡IN̶ S͠TARE͡ P͏LA̡CÈ
̡I̵S ̴YOU͞R̶ L͝YRI̛C̕ QUA̕L͏ITÝ D͜E͏SCEND̷ING ̵F͝UR̷TH͏E̵R ̷THAN͘ YOUR ͞S͜T̕A͘IRCAS͞E
L̛O̧OK ̵IN THE ͟LARGE҉ ͟LO̧O͘K̡ING̶ ͜G̵LA̴SS͝; Y̢O͟U͟R WH͢OLE CARE͟ĘR͏ ̵WA̸S A͞ M̴ISSTEP
W͘H͞EN̨ ҉T͏HE NE̢O-D͟ADDY̛ O͢F̕ T̡H͏E ̧MOV̡E̵M͟E͟NT F̷AI͞L̡E͡D ̴T̴O̵ R̵EFO͢R̴M͏ ON͞E̵ ͝C̷O͟N͜CE̡PT͝
AS̢ ̸E͠NLIG̡HTE̶NM͞E͠NT̷ I҉N ͡HOLY̕ LI͏ĢHT̀ SHIN̷ES ͞BL̷AC̨K IŃ ̸E͘V̵ĘR̶Y̕ PAN͜EL, ͡
T̀A̧KÈ Y̵OUR ̷PĄIN͏T̸ A͞N̶D̵ ZAL̵-̕GO̢ BĄC̀K͡ ̕T̵O͠ THE͜ ҉SĘCTIO̧N D'̀O̵Ŕ C͟H̀ANN̛E̢L̡

Marcel Duchamp:
Please, you get pissier every second than my Fountain submission piece
So little material to diss, it’s impossible for us to Know Your Meme
Because as I flip the roles on this asswhipped rot brainlet,
this series has become Modernist versus Classic Paint.NET!
While the internet degrades you as a second fiddle of the Slender kind,
your Photoshop’s so basic, it couldn’t even please the EDITOR’s mind!

Z̢͡A̶̧̛̛͜Ĺ̢͠G̢̀Ơ̷:
ŃĮC̡É ́TR͢Y M̧E̛R̴E MORT̸AL҉,͠ BÚT ̨YOU͟’͏VE ͝S̶O̕METHI͞NGĄW̢F͘U͠L̕ ͞CO͜N͠S̡TAN̸TL͘Y͘ REHEARS̨E̕D́:
̛R̀E͠PEA͏TIN̸G͞ ҉T͢H͠E̴ ͢S̢AME͏ ͏F͠U̴C̸K̨I̧NG̸ ͘J͘O̷K͟E ÌN EV̀E͡RY͝ ̸SI̢N͘G̀LE͝ V͜ERSE
A̡ ͜L͘IT̷ERAL̀ "B̷LOOD̡Y͡ ̸H̸E̡LL͜" I͡S͟ SE͡EIN͡G͘ A B̸L͟ÉE͠DI̧NG͜ ̸A̡F̶F́I͢ǸIŢY
CO͜UL͠DN'T̨ ̶C͢OMPR͡E̕HEN̵D ͡A̷ ̨F͜LOW͢? ͝Ỳ̷̷͜Ơ̷͡U̧̨͟͡C̶̢A̶̧N͠͠Ņ̵̨O̸̴̵̡T̶̶̡Ć͜O͏̶̷̛͘M̶͞Ṕ̢̢͜R̢É̢̧͢H̷҉͜͟͞E͟͢Ǹ̴̕̕D̴̀Í̵͠͞N̴͢͜͠F̢͝͡͏I̡̛Ń̀͡Ì̶̷͜T̨͏́Y̶̴͟͡͞

Marcel Duchamp:
So-called "creepypasta anti-gods" are on par with unwanted house guests
Et d'ailleurs, c'est toujours les autres qui meurent
Face it, you're a fragment of the past, outdated to handle a blow
Because what's your corrupted "art" and religion when I dismantle both?

[please never listen to my old battles] ZALGO vs MARCEL DUCHAMP || Modern versus Classic - #4

silly match up i had to do for fun lol

Written by Alex the Beast & Freshy Kanal
Mixed by Freshy Kanal & Alex the Beast

Thumbnail by Jade

Cast:
Swedely as Batman
Alex the Beast as NF

Lyrics:
Rap Battle
NF

NF: (Real music)

VS
The Batman
BEGIN!


NF:
(YO.)
Been seeing the Changes your movies been making, they went down the drain, yeah
I’m getting impatient of waiting
Of seeing you capable, that is all vacant, your legacy’s fading
I Miss the Days When you were actually tasteful
I’ll bruise Bruce
And dude, we all got burdens, I hate em
But the black balloons you are carrying is your ratings on Rottentomatoes (YAH!)
Christian, but I’m sinning on this beat
Real from when I wake up to the time I go to sleep
Gave my life to this
I get timely
Year after year I’m cranking out hits (YAH)
Every second I’m inventing, what you innovated is tattered so shamelessly, good God
The goth from Gotham’s cold as rock but still a critical consensus flop

Batman:
Is that a taste tester for what’s to come? Was that meant to sound ill?
Your skill is lacking...I see your Intros have gone downhill
I need a Therapy Session after searching your Mansion for good Moments
Who knew The Search shows you use cinematic beats to compensate real emotion?
I’ll slap that black hat off your cocky head
Knock knock, you let the devil in
And by devil, I mean you meddle with
A shtick stripped from Eminem, just not delicate
Imagine creating the same album four times over...
...with a lack of maturation as you’ve gotten older
You’ll shred that reputation, Nathan!
You keep regurgitating, Nathan!
I’d say you’d leave your cred tainted, Nathan
But you have none to taint in the first place, Nathan!
Jumping ‘round rowdy crowds, dressed up like you’re representing Lost and Found
Turns out, “Real Music” is the only thing You Let Down.

NF:
(AY)
That verse was wack, man
Who taught you to run a track, man?
Who the hell says,“When I Grow Up I want to be Batman?”
An outcast born in squander
But I’m out now, feeling lovely
This is just makeup, why you shivering?
You afraid of clowns or something? (Heheheh)
Bars like a high kick
Raise a mosh pit
I’m honest
I keep it conscious
No vibes here
Rags to riches
With one sick drop I make misfits jump
I could dunk
On you and that sidekick
With me and myself pitched up
Get this done
And leave the attic in my Mansion once again shut

Batman:
Should’ve stayed a garbage man!
With what you jot down, you must be used to taking out the trash
You rap fast, that’s Real for certain, but one night in my city would make you gasp
Just ranting about your mommy and banging to simple beats to your own tune
Rapping to edgy little teenagers locking themselves away in their rooms
If pain are your drugs, I’ll drag you across the highway
My Batmobile knocks your shopping cart down the hill like it’s Black Friday!
Your singles are criminal, but that’s alright!
After all, I’m used to busting crime
Where’s your God now, Nathan?
Maybe should’ve prayed more for decent lines...

Who won?!
Who's next?!
You decide!
In the next...
...Rap Battle!

NF vs Batman // Rap Battle

Art in the banner by Grenade, Banner made by SPM
Owned by Trakked
Discord: @trakked