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Alex the Beast as Thomas Edison
Light as Electro
Beat produced by: Tristan
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Alex
Writer: Trakked

Battle: 
Thomas Edison:
Out of every single man that uses my inventions for their wit, 
I’m against an electric using freak that can’t understand when to quit?
You’re quite the Marvel, indeed, but I’ve achieved much greater heights
I’ve helped even Morgan with his work; You’re just a criminal in tights
Try to fight me, I dare you! Your Alternating attacks can’t strike me
I spit it sickly, Directly, ‘till you’re back at prison for your crimes, see?
So, Max, if you call being beaten by Spiderman a great accomplishment, 
Then why don’t you accept your defeat, or are you too overconfident?

Electro:
That’s enough from the old man, you build stuff like they’re from IKEA
You’re more of a criminal than me! You stole all of Tesla’s ideas!
You’re in for quite the Shocker, my electric raps are unstable
I’ll be givin’ you more than a zap, man! It’s shameful that you’re unable
to do some work for yourself, instead of scramblin’ ‘round for a profit
Relying on some other rich idiots to give you what they got, shit,
I’m rockin’ this beat electrically, your chemistry’s backfiring, like your creations
Anyways, i’ll be leaving ya like Topsy; Shocked to death on its foundation

Thomas Edison:
It’s a shame you stoop so low, those blows may have meant to be harsh, but
They didn’t sting at all; I only heard static from those “sharp” cuts
Facing America’s Greatest Inventor was the biggest mistake you’ve had in mind,
‘Cause I’ll be leaving this low-tier criminal looking worse than his movie design!

Electro:
(C’MON!) You tried to stay in motion, but you failed worse than your company
Stan Lee made me a great villain! You’ve been on the verge of bankruptcy!
I’m Sinister with every rhyme I spit, But just beatin’ ya would be too easy,
I’ll be havin’ ya die twice; But this time it won’t be from diabetes (HA!)

Thomas Edison vs Electro - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #4

Sonic:
Just look at our order, you’re already in last!
Gageler got elected? We gotta go. Fast.
You’re a faker with no speed, seriously, get some speed
You could take a lesson from Tails, and he’s the color of pee
You’ll soon be dead like Maria, and then you’ll be gone!
HOLLYWOOD LEGEND BEATS DOT COM
You’re like the sonic thot - you’re not very very cool
Teachers should be armed with your video game during school

Shadow:
Hello yes I’d like some onion rings and a slushie
Could you put some extra whipped cream on that for me?
Shit, the price was 99 cents
Now I don’t even have enough to pay the rent
VICTORY ROYALE! bro, pass the Mountain Dew! . 
Live action? I can’t believe what you’ve Para-mounted to
Now where’s that FUCKIN Chaos Emerald, dummy
I think the modern simpsons is legitimately funny

Super Sonic:
NOW I’LL SHOW YOU! I’ve got the cash
It’s time now for the 900th rehash!
Sonic’s the game, speed’s my name
I have dyslexia, you’re about to get nae-naed
All I need is weed to smoke ya
You call yourself Shadow? More like the toker
Obama called, he said you’re a goon
Hey I guess at least I didnt PISS ON THE MOON

Super Shadow:
Hey Sonic, something came in the mail for you today.
Can you Sonic-CDeez nuts? What are you, gay?
Call me Omega because I have no emotions
Call me Eggman because I just lied about my emotions
Call me Jet the Hawk because I’m green with envy
Call me the Shadow The Edgehog, fucking end me
Call me Sonic because I would never hang out with Amy
You will never get a girlfriend, so Call Me Maybe

Silver:
Do not, stop in place during a loop de loop
Do not, mash A during a loading screen
Do not, ever play this giant piece of poop
I’d rather play Eggman’s Mean Bean Machine
I don’t think even our fanbase could quench your thirst
You two should be named Silver, I’m the one in first
Shadow your game sucks, just a sheet of muck!
Sonic you said it yourself, Shadow’s just a cuck
Swallow some Tide Pods: time to do laundry, suckers
Separate the sonic whites from the sonic colors
Sonic I know why it looks like you’re out of the loop 
You have to be male to be in the Blue Man Group!

Sonichu:
You may have thought you were alone, but get a Pika this
I'll leave sonic flat and red like his sneakas, bitch
It’s a trial by thunder and you’re getting shocked
Ripping your server apart, block by block
Silver your name’s synonymous with crap
Since your performance is over - you just got the clap
Unlike kissing girls, fighting me is bad for Sonic’s health
I hope I’m not too To-biased when I say: you just blue yourself

Coldsteel:
Heh… Nothing personnel, kid.
It’s the final battel I’m fucken killing this little stupid maggot
Sonichu, everyone knows you're a fucking scammer *ring noise*
That's your hoe calling me from two different phones
I got one for the bros.. and the other one for the blows
I lost my ear in battle so please leave me the fuck alone
Turned Sonic to a ghost. he’s not scary. THE MOST
Shadow I made your chick go batty, her purple’s pretty cool
Fuck Adam….? NO FUCK POOL
Spitting fire like I’m Blaze, I’m amazed you could catch up to me 
Earrings aren’t girly, khaoskid663
I’m just an emo boy, nothing but pain in my core
Copyright blood_skull_boi84!

Mancha as Sonic
Jacob G as Shadow
Adam as Silver
Kamren as Sonichu
Hippie Rat as Coldsteel

Mega Hyper Rap Battles

Sonic vs Shadow. Mega Hyper Rap Battles #4

Welcome back to Rap Battle EXE! Today we have the two super soldiers sent to rid the world from some unwanted guests, Master Chief versus Doomguy.

Evan as Master Chief
Dustin as Doomguy

Written by: Evan
Mixed by: Dustin
Beat by: Hollywood Legend Productions
Cover by: Evan

Master Chief:
Cortana told me not to worry, you’re an enemy of no degree
Just the FPS that hasn’t been relevant since 93’
Hell’s no training for my heat, you’re a lost cause, it’s evident
The rules don’t apply to me Flynn, I’m known for cracking Covenants

Doomguy:
Open up your Bible, read the words, and you’ll be singing hits
Blood, Gore, Flesh, Metal, Death, Destruction, Chief I’m bringing yeah it’s
about to get messy, ya better get ready, cause Glory Killin is my speciality
I’m doing my duty, and doing it groovy, assassinating graciously 
You can Bungie right the fuck off, cause I’m the one that made you
just the face of Mountain Dew, it won’t take much to Quake too
My body count changed the game, you’re the Rated M make do
Go and ask Hayden, it’s impossible to break Doom

Master Chief:
The Tumblr super soldier’s gruesome without the execution
You’re Wolfenstein’s bastard child who only ripped Duke Nukem
Spit like jammed clip, well damn bitch, I hurt harder than your BFG
Sorry to strike a nerve, but you pushed Daisies on the beat
The UNSC MC Master Chief, you’ll never be ranked with me 
traded off so many times, but you’ll get fucked worse in my company 
Once this Marine’s up against my flood, he fares better washed out at sea
You see? I’ll be swimming in Nazi blood, left you for dead like Germany

Doomguy:
The bottom of the barrel can taste the bottom of my barrel
Barbie doll’s physique and attitude with G.I. Joe apparel 
You say you’re such tough shit, while I’ve seen deadlier in Chex Quest
So hail to the king, drop deep down on your knees and pray to me... bitch

Master Chief VS. Doomguy - Rap Battle EXE

aaaaand we're back!
MetaMachine as Cuphead
Chao as Megaman
Beat produced by: Kustom
Thumbnail by: Trakked
Mixed by: Dustin
Written by: Trakked, Henry, Jason Carreon, B O R K, and Psytube
Chiseled by: Psytube, and Gengo

Battle:
(0:13) Cuphead:
Time to Roll on the mic! Pretty sure you got no Guts, Man
I'll collect his contract and knock him back in the trash can!
Bodying on the beat, with lines more hype than my game
While being within Smash is your only claim to fame
Speaking the same, projectiles won't save ya in this Wallop,
I'll bounce it back at ya, parry ya ‘till you’re the one droppin’
Spitting hot like a Kettle, my rhymes will leave ya Vaporized
‘Bout to leave this failure uglier than his Tekken design

(0:32) Mega Man:
Dropping Bass is my specialty, so prepare for a full blast
You’re a pour man’s Mickey Mouse, yet you think my remake’s half-assed
Like your Boss, I'll be serving you an Automatic loss
Took so many years for your cause, and you really think you’ve got me topped?
Became an unwanted fad yet you say I'm known cause of Smash?
Satan's Slave must be mad, with all of his beta raps!
Won a lot of Game Awards, but you still can't get on top my Level
When you're a greedy delinquent that “Dealt” with the Devil

(0:51) Cuphead:
You’re pretty Wily, but I don’t expect you to see the Light yet
I’m Super Art so; I'll break ya like porcelain! Priceless.
Beat the Devil himself, a yellow blob is what you're stopping
So outdated you should be renamed ”Living Under A Rockman”

(1:01) Mega Man:
Fame came from Fanbase shippings, the Old Kettle made you gay 
So worthless that on your first day out, you gambled your lives away
This battle’s steaming red hot, time to end ya like your story bro
Because your game’s so bad, people can’t even pass the tutorial

(1:10) Cuphead:
Praised by all my towns folks, when I kick your vol-Nuts and bolts
But it’s pretty cruel you Beat on subjects of mind-control
Over time you got subdued, then your fans flew the coop
It’s pretty ironic people admire the bosses over you! (AYY!)

(1:20) Mega Man:
Based off of me, but I wouldn't get near your fans, it's atrocious
So inaccurate with timing, you'd probably call mine “bogus”
A load of Poppy-Peacock I tell ya, your own clout’s in doubt
Made more a Ghost than your game, but you're used to getting Knocked Out!…

Cuphead vs Megaman - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #6

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19q8owAtPSf-cUfzuQXFx2SGeSTgUZbTGqS1lri6emBU/edit
MetaMachine as Banjo
Freshy Kanal as Kazooie
Elijah as Popo
Azia as Nana
Written by MetaMachine, Dani Frias, B O R K, Rabi, Jade and Gengo the Cannoli King.
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by AaronGPeters
Beat by Kustom
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Nintendo's Alternate All-Stars"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare Your Fangs"

Banjo and Kazooie vs. Ice Climbers

Plankton's Experiment : The Monarchy
Squidward's Suicide : Jose

Written by Kamren
Beat : https://drive.google.com/file/d/144fEa5wotGUJpfbpX_hUv3gQJ09Bg1jJ/view?usp=drivesdk
Beat Prod. : Hollywood Legend
Mixed by : Jordan
Cover art by AaronGPeters
Special Thanks to Dustin and Jade!

[0:25]
Squidward's Suicide :
So they revived me just to be put against an episode so shallow?
Since you're just another crappy-pasta that I'll crush beneath my shadow
The voices tell me to do many things, but read your story? Not one of them!
I mean, just look at the Wattpad page! You're just One Course Meal, chum
Musical notes are my formula! The one you should have killed over
Then again, I would have replaced it like Jade when she tossed you over
To the trash can where you belong, don't you realize it yet?
I'm the whole reason for you even being created on the web!

[0:51]
Plankton's Experiment :
Haven't gotten halfway, yet this experiment has already proved pointless 
Since there are better tales of horror coming from suicidal rodents
Had your chance at the Super Bowl, then Sicko Mode got in the way
Now you mope on your bed, screaming "KAREN TOOK MY HAPPINESS AWAY!"
The crowd booed you off the stage, but I didn’t know your plays could get worse
Remind me who ruined Bikini Bottom, cuz it sure wasn’t fucking Squidward!
Here I thought my traps were rich, but your cameo was only for clicks
Then ended transparent as Red Mists, showing off some dead kids.

[1:16]
Squidward's Suicide :
Plankton mad he's getting served? You ain't Hillenburg, so hush
But what can I say? You're already used to being rushed!

[1:23]
Plankton's Experiment :
My story was a masterpiece! Yours is forgotten each and every day
So make yourself useful for once, take that gun and blow out your brains!
Quit the hyper realism, I only need one eye to creep the masses

[1:32]
Squidward's Suicide :
You don't even have a leg to stand on! Something you have less than Patrick
I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, HAVE FUN WITH THE POLICE!! 

[1:39]
Plankton's Experiment :
Drawing this battle to a close, here lies Squiddy's Hopes and Dreams....

Plankton's Experiment vs Squidward's Suicide - Rap Battle! (ft. Jose & The Monarchy)

-CAST-
Vladimyr P, Dani Frias, Raichous, Alex the Beast, GamingPlush64, Michael / Stark Media and underscores as Zalgo
[REDACTED] as Cthulhu

-WRITERS-
[REDACTED], Michael / Stark Media, and [REDACTED]

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: Vladimyr P. and Michael / Stark Media
Beat By Dansonn
Mixing by Vladimyr P.

-LYRICS-
ANNOUNCER
Welcome, weary traveler, to Ciphers of the Unknown
Today's matchup is: Zalgo
And
Cthulhu
Commence!

Zalgo  (0:31 - 1:17):
Your cult rooms will be filled with gore as HE COMES to leave his mark
On this hentai monster who’s become nothing but joke fuel for South Park
Looking Sad, Satan? I've been waiting a century for you to spit a good rap
What kind of Dark Lord gets squashed by a sword that shoots out kitty cats?!
Read the text, squidward. my plague starts to spread ‘cross the land
That wipes out this gimmick with relevance more dead than the star that’s in my hand
Please! My candle’s light outshines all that you can spit in this
Kelly’s carnage incarnate’s bars leave squids sleeping with the fishes!
You’re no Necronom-icon! Forgotten when ‘zilla hits the stage!
Telling me you got into politics? (Heh) I’d rather vote for Kanye!
Best go back to startling gamers, for ZALGO is 7 times the rapper
This little munchkin’s been tarnished and now we can start the next chapter..

Cthulhu (1:17 - 2:17):
Zalgo claims to be a god, but he’s barely short of the Funnies
But even when this comic’s stripped down, Zalgo’s just a pitiful plaything for kiddies
So fear the Call of Cthulhu, the true Lovecraftian creation
You’re an outdated fad meme, rejected by the SCP Foundation
This Deviant’s Art is tasteless! Creepypasta crap, nothing new  
You have a song? Do you hold hands and prance around with infants too?
And the ear rape? Glitched font? That’s your method of inflicting pain?
Being eyeless won’t help you, just hearing me will make you go insane!
Your lyrics are unspeakable; but when it comes to stories I’m the pinnacle; invincible
But your chance of winning is like your reality status to your creator: fictional
Like you said I have cult followers, what do you have? Children who think you’re scary?
Just check Behind The Wall and see it’s me who’s taking the victory!
Seven goddamn mouths, you’d think at least one would try to win
It’s quite un-4chan-ate, but I’ll still be leaving this flightless Bird Boxed in
(Yelling) I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF CHAOS, BUT IF HE’S INSISTENT ON PERSISTENCE
I’LL CONTROL HIM, ALTERNATE HIS LIFE, AND DELETE HIM FROM EXISTENCE

Zalgo (2:17 - 2:25):
That’s enough from the kraken, thought I told you to shut it
This is boring me, perhaps you’d rather face off with one of my puppets

Zalgo as Garfield (2:25 - 2:40):
(Yawn) What’s this? Looks like Jon tried making calamari
But I’ll kick him off the track like Odie, and this time, I’m not sorry
Z͜͡͡AL͟͡G҉́Ò '͢͞S͟ ̀͡A͝͡R͠R̷̛IV̢̛E҉͞D̡ ͞A̸̶Ń̢D̴̵ ̀I̡T͏͠' ͠҉͡S̶ ͏U̷N̸͏̢W̷̴̡IS͜É ̀T̷̷͞O̧ ̧̀T͟͏͝H͝͏I͞N҉K͟҉ ͟͞T͘͞HA̛T͜͟ Ý̢OU҉̶ ̵̡̛C̷̨͝AN̡͢ ҉̡̕D͘͞E̶FE҉A̧͜T HI͡M͡
C̷͠͏A̢͜ŲS̡͘È H̀͢E͟ '͜҉̨ĹL̵͘ ̀C̵OR̛̕R̵͘Ù́̀P̷T҉ ̡YǪ͠U̶͘R̴̨͢ ̛́M̷ED͏̷̀I҉̡A͞,̸ ̶̧LE͏A̸͞V̛I̛͞͠N̸Ģ̧̡ ͝Y̶O͠͝U͘R ̢̨͞P͠A̸̡T͢H͝E̡T̨Ì͜C̶̵ ͠B̷ǪOK҉̕S͜͝ ̵͡T̵O̵̢R̀N̡ ̵T̕O ͢͝PI̴E̴͏C̀E̕S̡

Zalgo (2:40 - 2:47):
What a Weird Tale that you’ve woven, saying that you’re superior to me
It’s Something Awful really, but now I’ve finally put an end to your series


Cthulhu (2:47 - 3:03):
Putting on a Puppet show to fight your battles for you? It’s honestly such a Loss
So Dream No More, this is the one and only time that our paths will cross
It’s time I return to my realm and leave this simple post archived, dismissed
They say “Zalgo’s coming”, but even after this I’m still waiting for a good diss... (Malevolently Chuckles)

ANNOUNCER
Who Cracked the Case?
Who Should Cypher Next?
Comment Down Below
And prepare yourselves for the next
Ciphers of The Unknown

Zalgo vs Cthulhu | Ciphers of the Unknown

MetaMachine As Shovel Knight
Malina Rose As Shantae

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Royalty.mp3

Beat Produced by: Adamack
Written by: Powerpunk Gamer. Henry, Dani Frias, Commander Jacob
Chiseled by: Tuna and B O R K
Mixed by: Jordan
Flow Test: Shantae_VS_Shovel_Knight_FLOWTEST.mp3
Flow Test by: Janssen Benedict
Thumbnail by: SonicSmash 

Lyrics:

Shovel Knight Vs. Shantae 
GAME ON!

Shovel Knight:
For that of shovelry, I’m here to strike this genie
Who’s got more than a Pirate’s Curse to work alongside Risky
Mimic this, no Wrench of yours can fix your legacy
For an E10+ game with more fanservice than your Rule 34 pornography
Ride flows harder than Troupple King, but there’s no health for you to gain
I’d offer you to Dig In, yet no wall meat can stop your pain
With all your transformations, you’ve already made a monkey of yourself
So you can belly dance through this battle, but Shantae here can’t Save Her-self

Shantae:
Come on, Shovel, make like Rottytops and bite me
Reminds me of a Tinkerbat; nothing but a pathetic enemy
You oughta Shield, Knight. You act high and Mighty with your modes and extra fights
But that’s normal for this Mega Boy to stay out of the spotlight
No Quarter is worth the relics in your disposal, like your earraping Horn
While I’ve fought in strange ways with my hair before you were even born
Go ahead and kiss my Scuttlebutt, since the Mayor’s less annoying than you
Plague-ing your raps with hentai jokes? Seems the dirt you piled’s been overused

Shovel Knight:
You rap like you just woke up; need to get out of your Jammies?
You don’t seem ret-2-go when you’re captured in those metal princess panties
More of a blockhead than Bolo if you think you paved the way for indies yourself
You remain a memory of the GBC, players proudly stand me on their shelf

Shantae:
With all the crossovers you’ve got, I’m surprised no one’s tired of your tale
You can fall right in my golden bars since you like to rip off Ducktales
Don’t toy with me, you think you’re on par with an Amibo? Please
It seems you just helped me take the win, eternal Assist Trophy

Shantae Vs Shovel Knight - Game On! #6

[HAPPY FIRST EVER RAP BATTLE DAY AND AFTER 10 MONTHS WELCOME BACK TO UNIVERSAL RAP BATTLES, THE SERIES THAT STARTED MY DEBUT IN THE RAP BATTLE COMMUNITY, PLEASE ENJOY! I LOVE YOU ALL!]

Vladimyr P. as Naruto Uzumaki
LAR80s as Son Goku

Demo: https://clyp.it/kybhm4rb?token=b0b6078a37f1fdb4a5bdbd707017ee91

(0:11) Naruto:
Hey Goku! I know you love your training but I’ll make this quick
I’ll make you Frieza (Freeze up) knowing that I could beat you with chopsticks
It’s like Ramen; your victory I devour
You’d be quite the vegetable if you didn’t have any superpowers
Saying your heart is pure? I have a special gift for you;
Here’s a restraining order for touching girls in the nude
You couldn’t blow up so to get out of your down fall
Watchu gonna do? Show me The Secret of your “Dragon Balls”?

(0:33) Goku:
That verse was Boruto.. no.. it was Naruto!
Either way, I need to teach this Orange Ranger how to flow!
Talk about restraining orders when you have a.. “Sexy Technique”?
I’ll beat this Peeping Tom so bad he’ll have another nose bleed
I’ll make this demo-graphic so you’ll fail like graduation
And out of determination my win’ll be Fun-imation
I see, you need a hand, but no plot armor can save you
You’re just a Shadow Clone of me Son; Goku!

(0:45) Naruto:
Look, another infant trying to cry for attention?
And I know I may be slow but you lack the comprehension;
Running into battles blindly not knowing what you’ll face 
So define me as a hero; topping your Manga; erased
I’m unpredictable; you couldn’t even make a FireFight
I mean, you’re just a spitting-image of your father, right?
I’m always Number One; It says so in the prophecy 
I’ll leave this wannabe dropped just like your quality

(1:16) Goku: ARGGGGGGGGG

(1:19) Nappa: Vageta, what does the scouter say about his power level?

(1:21) Goku: ARGGGGGG

(1:23) Vegeta: IT’S OVER 9000!

(1:25) Goku: ARGGGGGGGGGGGG

(1:26) Super Saiyan Goku:
I’m Super Saiyan, and I’m really sayin’ that I’m slayin this mic as your fame is fadin’
Your show is a flop, this is my win, I’m servin out hits to make your loss cannon
You think that Christ can save you from these bars of Ki?
Well then he really can’t save you from becoming a running meme
I’ll show this hyperactive Show Off how to really get the ratings up
You need to strengthen up and stop stealing from Pokèmon
I’ll make you Kakar-rot; a “prank” you couldn’t beat
Will end with the final episode and debut of your defeat

(1:48) Naruto:
You’re Super Sayin’ you can beat me? You don’t scare me in the slightest
Now you can tell me who is truly earth’s mightiest
Fly away on your Nimbus; you’re in the clouds, there’s no fighting this
Cuz after this you’ll end up like your grandpa; lifeless

(1:59) Super Saiyan Goku:
How dare you speak on Gohan when you’re tryna be edgy
You couldn’t best me when you’re stuck grieving the loss of Neji
Your confidence is bottomless; that’s something I adore
But in reality this is another date in which you couldn’t score


Light as Nappa
Viral as Vegeta


Writer: Vlad 
Beat Producer: Dave James of Audio Network
Mixer: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Naruto Uzumaki vs Son Goku. Universal Rap Battles

Art in the banner by Grenade, Banner made by SPM
Owned by Trakked
Discord: @trakked