A playlist of all the definitive Teimunity Rap Battles. This will included rap battles coming from 2022 all the way to Present Day.

TEIMUNITY RAP BATTLES!

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Nulut's channel: https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCTpvP62LES9r-5xyxZBsUWg
video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3sEptl-psU0&feature=youtu.be

Nulut ft. Flower - Lower One's Eyes [ロウワ―]

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Lower One's Eyes (English Cover)【Trickle】「ロウワー / nulut」

Lower One's Eyes (English Cover)【Will Stetson】「ロウワー」 2

Rouxls Kaard vs. Kokichi Oma (ft. Snakebite126)

lower one’s eyes - 25ji project sekai

Night Dancer(english cover)- Will Stetson

TRB - TOM TRENCH VS SHY GUY

Clarence as Tom

Teimunity as Shy Guy

Written and Mixed by Teimunity

Art by Jotinha and Teimunity 

Intro by Avery 

Beat by Anywaywell

Edited by PhantomEPRB

Avery made thumbnail logo

Special Thanks:

GreenOwl
thebabybeef 
Acting Out Rap Battles
Grasman

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Tom Trench vs Shy Guy • TEIMUNITY RAP BATTLES!

kinger the amazing digital circus vs sarah needlemouse exe rap battle anolog vs anything.

Kinger vs. Needlemouse // Analog vs. Anything.

Cri as Kinger

Hailey as Needlemouse (Sarah)

Cameos by Clarence and Hailey

Written and Produced by Teimunity 

Mixed and Mastered by Danii

Art by A Trash Artist and EpicMonkey

Graphic Design by JustADude
 
LYRICS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16UQrnK9FOf0a4FMEuSOGaNoLlGwlLoP7al3U2Nt7LQM/edit

(OLD) The Amazing Digital Circus vs. Needlem0use • Analog vs. Anything.

Danii • Creepy Clarence 

Leo Barqui • The Wario Apparition 

Written, Edited and Produced • Teimunity 

Mixed and Mastered • SIR Rap Battles 

Artwork • Teimunity & Creeperpasta ​⁠

Creepy Clarence • Verse 1: (16 Bars)
No need for any introductions, I’m the one who’s scaring
You’re mega minded assets never had the players caring
I’ve seen your antics, and it isn’t just your soul I’m glaring
So when I spawn in VC, know it’s ain’t Terrible Terrence 

Because I left that motherfucker in a blotch of flames
And all I needs a fire flower, then your fates the same
You’ll find your L is Real, Head over heels, then kneel and pray
I’ll make sure that you resemble the body of Grenade

The Wario Apparition • Verse 1: (16 Bars)
Not what I thought when you said this would be gas…
This ain’t a Putt Party function, there’s REAL fun to be had
You’re the same geek gimmick with each FRB fad
Mirror the time nut so much, you’d probably sink in sand (HA HA HA!)

You stink man! More than the garlic I’m munching (WAH!)
A ghost in the crew? You’re an off brand Flying Dutchman 
I’m subliminal, limiting you to liminal hell
Stick to being the slave of Yessir by Anywaywell

Creepy Clarence • Verse 1: (8 Bars)
Elongated halls and blurry walls are in your storage? (no…)
All those pictures of your likeness should have never been recorded (No…)
If you think that your defeating Creepy Clarence, then your out of luck (No…)
My corridors will leave you cornered, now who is the empty husk? (NO!)

Decay, when I speak flames, your maker will need a sheet change
No replays, you won’t see day, when your poly-gone, I will seize reign
But if you really want the quickest way to find your dying god?
. . . .

The Wario Apparition • Verse 2: (8 Bars)
Couldn’t haunt me on the track, guess you’re TOO TOO LAZY (HA!)
Long ass neck, call that COO COO CRAZY! (WAH!)
Bud, you were made as a one time laugh
I can sum your story up as a Family Guy gag! (WAH!)

Gone with this demon, you lost, so stay conceded 
I’m a god in my region, you’re fodder, stop the preaching 
Broke the law, so this urbans lurking, best hope I don’t catch you
Crawl back in your shadowy realm, it’s past your curfew (WAH!)

Have a rotten day…

Creepy Clarence vs The Wario Apparition • TEIMUNITY RAP BATTLES!

grunkle stan gravity falls vs gps the nightly manor rap battle

Grunkle Stan vs. GPS - TEIMUNITY RAP BATTLES! (Ft. Titanium and nEon)

Hello everyone, I welcome you all to yet another Teimunity Rap Battles! Today combatants are none other than Gravity Falls favourite uncle: Grunkle Stan, going up against The Nightly Manor’s expert hacker: GPS! Who will win? Who will get robbed?Who’s swiping my wallet by the end of the battle? Um…yeah let’s hope this ends without me getting robbed

Titanium as Grunkle Stan
Neon as GPS

Written by Teimunity
Illustrations by Teimunity and Evry

Edited by Powerofdan

Mixed by SIR Rap Battles
Beat by Johny Tyson 2

Grunkle Stan vs. GPS • TEIMUNITY RAP BATTLES!

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sir rap battles as teruteru hanamura
danii as chef pee pee

written by dilly
mixed by gamingplush64
beat prod. by gamingplush54
art by itspizzabox
cover art by shimario

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
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Chef Pee Pee vs. Teruteru Hanamura - RAP BATTLE!

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/eUtOsxSAYSU?si=85AjEtWSp_e1P3E7

Keyblade as Puss in Boots
The Stupendium as The Cat in the Hat

Freeced as the Narrator
Snakebite126 & Eddiefrb as Thing 1 & Thing 2

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Puss in Boots:
Folks claim he’s best of clothed fame
Dressed to impress, and head to toe draped
From the feather in his cap, the eyes, face and the purr
The danger in his genes, and the boots with the fur

I am Puss in Boots! Hola and ole
You’re next to know I am next to no name (ha)
Legend to MAP, let me give you advice
Go hitchhike to the Wishing Star and get a life (ha)

El Macho Gato, patea tu culo
Keeping you Far, Far Away from a school zone
Frisky Two Times with the kids at the door
They don’t wanna hear you say Thinga-ma-jigger no more

Now I’m catching this stray, tossing him out on the street
What kind of cat needs help getting back on his feet
Yes, I draw first blood, like the doctor’s answer
And I go for the throat like your author’s cancer (ha)

The Cat in the Hat:
My, that was lots of good fun (said the Cat.) That was fun that was funny, in fact (hm)
But one thing to know about me (said the Cat.) is that I tend to always come back 
(OH YEAHH!)
(Cat in the what?)

I keep two things in the back brick
Quick to make you disappear like a hat track
(Cat in the what?)

Begged Shrek, asked him “bring back the magic”
You’re not a classic, Cat in the Hat is
(Cat in the what?)

My my, you haven’t faced time kindly
Got nine lives - it looks like you’ve lived ninety
How did you get packed up by a lone wolf, bro
Better pack it up and move back to the old folks’ home

I’m just checking in since your parents are missing
I’m family friendly, you’ve been after kitties
‘Cuz the altar escape put your marriage on a soft pause
It altered your mate, now it’s as if Kitty’s got claws

Reunited again with Perrito
But she’s not impressed by your little gatito
And she knows that she won’t compete with your ego
So next time you die - (adios, amigo!)


Puss in Boots:
Life is a journey and death is a given
The pages are turned as our stories are written
Your legacy’s tethered to Seuss’s estate
And defaced by the hatred he paved in his place

It has been a lifetime since the Doctor was in
And his racism tainted the pages he penned
As he propped propaganda art for armed citizens
Death of the author caught the dog whistling

Mejor empaca tus cosas si me cuelo en tu balcón 
Todo el daño a la propiedad que hay en mi casa lo hago yo 
Tu live action hizo que hasta la señora Seuss se ralle 
Ni Shrek hizo ver tan desagradable a Mike Myers

Fight me if must, flee me if you’re scared
Face me if you can, fear me if you dare
You’re done running away, the kids have had enough
I’m dropping the mic - now, pick it up

The Cat in the Hat:
Pick it up? Gladly! I’ll pick up the flow
To diss this misfit? Oh, The Places I’ll Go
You call me a stray? You’re an orphan
Who stole from his own hometown for his fortune, then scorned it

Alexander banked on you to free him but you didn’t
You ran from the militia and abandoned him in prison
Took the greatest of falls into the plan that he was hatching
Soon as you tried to get laid, he got you back

And now all the horses and (men) could never begin to (mend)
Or put you and Humpty’s (friend)ship back together (again)
Buddy has been stalking before the beanstalk
And better believe bested you ‘till his scheme stopped and he dropped

Now, what would you do when brother’s plans were foiled
Couldn’t take the fall, you made him take it for you
Unless you mend fences a whole awful lot
Then your legacy’s end is once Death has you caught 


Written by Eddiefrb (English) and Keyblade (Spanish)
Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by GlitchDude and Freshy Kanal
Art by theladylyra and Mothmancha
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Puss in Boots vs The Cat in the Hat - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. III)

Kinger vs. Needlemouse • 𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘨 𝘷𝘴. 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 (Ft. TAFox & TaigaTonic)

𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰! 𝘞𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘸𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘰: 𝘈𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘨 𝘷𝘴. 𝘈𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨! 𝘐𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺’𝘴 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘸𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘳: 𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳, 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 [ 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘮𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘋𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘊𝘪𝘳𝘤𝘶𝘴 ] 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘳: 𝘕𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦, 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 [ … ] 𝘩𝘮…𝘰𝘥𝘥… 𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘸𝘪𝘯? 𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭? 𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘩 𝘸𝘩𝘰!!! 𝘸𝘩𝘰.

TAFox as Sarah (& Pomni)
TaigaTonic as Kinger

Grasman as Caine

Written and Produced by Teimunity 
Mixed by SIR Rap Battles!

Kinger vs. Sarah • Analog vs. Anything.

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/OJIl2Eing_c?si=EbRd3YUGQMwDRwmH

LongestSoloEver as Mr. Wolf
Eddiefrb as Dog Man

KingSpirals as Sarah Hatoff

Mr. Wolf:
yes… yes…
Yes! Guess who’s in the verse
Lupus steal like Lupin the third
Peach fuzz buzz cut, dude, hit the curb (woah)
You don’t wanna chase me, pooch, stick to squirrels

Hit the Triple Flip-O-Rama with the fleece
And judging by your art, they defunded the police
Half-human head over heels for poodles - guess frou-frou appeals to ya
True blue feeling of Zuzuphilia

You and I are alike, we’ve been to prison
But you didn’t do time for the crimes that you committed
And when I said I gathered a team and got a jump on police and hit a lick on the chief
It’s pretty different

The only thing you snatched is Petey the Cat’s cradle
Did him just like his whiskers - took one off his side later
Hats off! Had to put you on the news, half-wit
Half-dog, half-man, 100% pig

Sarah Hatoff:
We interrupt this blooper to bring you an exclusive
Breaking News! Sarah Hatoff, reporting for duty
The Bad Guys tried to take the track and failed
Now they’re being hauled straight to Cat Burglar Jail

(wow!) That sounds great, our hero is a trooper
No matter what we need him to do, he’d be like (Supa!)
Now I think it’s high time for me to introduce the
Half-dog, half-man, 100% SUPA COP
DOG MAN!

Dog Man:
(ruff!) 
Your gang’s stuck in handcuffs
Make like the whole crowd and put your hands up
Whether it’s a guinea or the fuzz you screw with
When up against the piggies, you huff, puffed, and blew it

Tell me who’s the half-wit with the crew straight-laced
When you got double-crossed by a dude named Snake
and when it comes to custody, you better pay your bail
I’ll be hanging with Lil Petey, you’ll be left hanging in jail

Mr. Wolf:
Easy there, Paw Patrol, don’t do something drastic
Stick to acting as Living Spray for Scholastic
No-showed by Al, can’t go home to Alice
You hired Yung Gravy cuz you flow like molasses

Dog Man:
I gave the whole industry some Cannery Grow
You gave up your soul for your film to stand on its own
‘Cuz Dreamworks needed Awkwafina just to get the Webs talking
I’d throw the book at you if anybody had a copy

Mr. Wolf:
Well, If you wanna book me, I’m thinking this crook should
I should call you Marmalade, cuz you’re making me look good
You got your wires crossed, and blew the fuse together
Then doubled your stupidity when you fused together

Somehow stitched your body back up but never your broken life
Now you’re stuck wallowing in dog days and lonely Knights
You’re chasing your own tail, let me throw your girl a bone
Your separation was warranted cuz nobody was home

Dog Man:
I’m top dog, and I’m fellin’ the felon that’s stepping up
Pretending he fell in line the second he fell in love
I’m Diane to fetch bandits lying with fed branches
Bring in the Crimson Paw, I’d catch her red-handed

You’re all bark, perp - lazy
Forget Dog Man, you’re caught up on Purse Lady
Before this twerp breaks free, I’ll muzzle him, making him stay quiet
And we’ll forever both have the right to remain (silent)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by meantime
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Cover Art by TerminalRepo & BMB
Cover Design by Eddiefrb

Mr. Wolf vs Dog Man - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. III)

DillyDally as Tyler Baudelaire 
Dilly Scott! as Minecraft Steve
Ryu as DJ Drama

Beat by Bagcheck, Teimunity and Bailey Daniel 
Mixed by Light 

Art by GL and Xrenii 

Special Thanks to: Mark Cooper, Mojang, Tyler, The Creator, The Dub Squad, and You 🙂

Call Me If You Get Lost vs. Minecraft • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/BWw-Pr7JBPM?si=PQ40LkhZFFTQzGj9

DumbShlop as Tobias
Eddiefrb as Berdly

Berdly:
With us two grouped together, I may not get an A
I will not associate with a jock who’s a snake
He’s got wealth but not of knowledge; he’s rich with green and envy  
His parents may be affluent but he can’t pick up Penny

Your concept of camaraderie is contact with my buttcheek
You look like a neanderthal, bro, why you acting Sussie?
Rainbow-coloured hussy, frankly, you disgust me and the ladies too
You won’t be my partner and certainly not my player 2

Berdly, Berdly, baby, the c-c-c-crowd pleaser
Masami blew you off ‘cuz you’re a m-m-mouth breather
How’s your sister, Wilson? At ease, I shan’t be courting her
That girl is so boring, even the Void is devoid of her

Tobias:
I’m part of a class you would not be instructing
Ain’t the teacher’s pet usually, like, a hamster or something?
Seems I’ve been challenged to a duel, but we’re skipping the joust
‘Cuz if I beat you bumping my track, you might dip and crash out

Bro, with your brown-nosing principles, I see why you’re ignored
You started simping for your Queen and now you’re stuck on this cord
You built a statue of yourself and it’s disgusting to view
You must be wearing a diaper because you’re chunkin’ the deuce, man

You’re lame, Noelle has made it clear
Susie’s got her by the reigns, like hell she'll be your dear
Listen here, don’t you talk about my sister, she’s in college and she’s fine
And I doubt that she’ll see Dess, but I told her to said hi

Berdly:
Your faux excuses, try ‘em, we know this dude is lying
The scope you’re viewing life in is cope, it’s too biased
Only time you make Good Points is when helping with chores
There’s no room left in Kris’ party, but there’s plenty in yours

How can you be a ladies' man when there’s no chick to your name
You’re like a peacock, gallivanting and then quick to refrain
You’re not a leader, you’re a Loser, there’s no switching your place
The only one who gives an F is Simian with your grades

Tobias:
Well, getting the cold shoulder is better than cold turkey
I’m not taking dating advice from iceburghley
You play games, I make gains, you button press, I bench press
You would pass out way before passing a single of my strength tests

Noelle turned you into proceeds for a bank in the snow
You beat her in the spelling bee so she cast one she didn’t know
Now, go on, get your beauty sleep, chill at 32 degrees
Nice try, dude, but you’ll still never be as cool as me

Directed by Eddiefrb
Written by Eddiefrb, DumbShlop, iGreenOwl & MegaPMB
Beat prod. by waera
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Cover Art by MegaPMB
Cover Design by MegaPMB & Eddiefrb