A playlist of all the definitive Teimunity Rap Battles. This will included rap battles coming from 2022 all the way to Present Day.

TEIMUNITY RAP BATTLES!

TRB - TOM TRENCH VS SHY GUY

Clarence as Tom

Teimunity as Shy Guy

Written and Mixed by Teimunity

Art by Jotinha and Teimunity 

Intro by Avery 

Beat by Anywaywell

Edited by PhantomEPRB

Avery made thumbnail logo

Special Thanks:

GreenOwl
thebabybeef 
Acting Out Rap Battles
Grasman

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happy hazbinvincible day !

Tom Trench vs Shy Guy • TEIMUNITY RAP BATTLES!

kinger the amazing digital circus vs sarah needlemouse exe rap battle anolog vs anything.

Kinger vs. Needlemouse // Analog vs. Anything.

Cri as Kinger

Hailey as Needlemouse (Sarah)

Cameos by Clarence and Hailey

Written and Produced by Teimunity 

Mixed and Mastered by Danii

Art by A Trash Artist and EpicMonkey

Graphic Design by JustADude
 
LYRICS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16UQrnK9FOf0a4FMEuSOGaNoLlGwlLoP7al3U2Nt7LQM/edit

(OLD) The Amazing Digital Circus vs. Needlem0use • Analog vs. Anything.

Danii • Creepy Clarence 

Leo Barqui • The Wario Apparition 

Written, Edited and Produced • Teimunity 

Mixed and Mastered • SIR Rap Battles 

Artwork • Teimunity & Creeperpasta ​⁠

Creepy Clarence • Verse 1: (16 Bars)
No need for any introductions, I’m the one who’s scaring
You’re mega minded assets never had the players caring
I’ve seen your antics, and it isn’t just your soul I’m glaring
So when I spawn in VC, know it’s ain’t Terrible Terrence 

Because I left that motherfucker in a blotch of flames
And all I needs a fire flower, then your fates the same
You’ll find your L is Real, Head over heels, then kneel and pray
I’ll make sure that you resemble the body of Grenade

The Wario Apparition • Verse 1: (16 Bars)
Not what I thought when you said this would be gas…
This ain’t a Putt Party function, there’s REAL fun to be had
You’re the same geek gimmick with each FRB fad
Mirror the time nut so much, you’d probably sink in sand (HA HA HA!)

You stink man! More than the garlic I’m munching (WAH!)
A ghost in the crew? You’re an off brand Flying Dutchman 
I’m subliminal, limiting you to liminal hell
Stick to being the slave of Yessir by Anywaywell

Creepy Clarence • Verse 1: (8 Bars)
Elongated halls and blurry walls are in your storage? (no…)
All those pictures of your likeness should have never been recorded (No…)
If you think that your defeating Creepy Clarence, then your out of luck (No…)
My corridors will leave you cornered, now who is the empty husk? (NO!)

Decay, when I speak flames, your maker will need a sheet change
No replays, you won’t see day, when your poly-gone, I will seize reign
But if you really want the quickest way to find your dying god?
. . . .

The Wario Apparition • Verse 2: (8 Bars)
Couldn’t haunt me on the track, guess you’re TOO TOO LAZY (HA!)
Long ass neck, call that COO COO CRAZY! (WAH!)
Bud, you were made as a one time laugh
I can sum your story up as a Family Guy gag! (WAH!)

Gone with this demon, you lost, so stay conceded 
I’m a god in my region, you’re fodder, stop the preaching 
Broke the law, so this urbans lurking, best hope I don’t catch you
Crawl back in your shadowy realm, it’s past your curfew (WAH!)

Have a rotten day…

Creepy Clarence vs The Wario Apparition • TEIMUNITY RAP BATTLES!

grunkle stan gravity falls vs gps the nightly manor rap battle

Grunkle Stan vs. GPS - TEIMUNITY RAP BATTLES! (Ft. Titanium and nEon)

Hello everyone, I welcome you all to yet another Teimunity Rap Battles! Today combatants are none other than Gravity Falls favourite uncle: Grunkle Stan, going up against The Nightly Manor’s expert hacker: GPS! Who will win? Who will get robbed?Who’s swiping my wallet by the end of the battle? Um…yeah let’s hope this ends without me getting robbed

Titanium as Grunkle Stan
Neon as GPS

Written by Teimunity
Illustrations by Teimunity and Evry

Edited by Powerofdan

Mixed by SIR Rap Battles
Beat by Johny Tyson 2

Grunkle Stan vs. GPS • TEIMUNITY RAP BATTLES!

*THIS BATTLE WAS MADE ENTIRELY BY WHITES ONLY IN THE SPAND OF 100 HOURS. PROCEED WITH CAUTION*

Danii as Mr. Crocker 
Near as Mrs. Puff

2Hats as SpongeBob 

Written by Teimunity, Danii, and 2Hats
Artwork by Teimunity and TeaworkAJ

Beat by Teimunity
Mixed and Mastered by Danii

Mrs. Puff vs. Mr. Crocker • TEIMUNITY RAP BATTLES!

TheToppo as Spirit
Corncob as John 

Written by Teimunity

Illustrations by Nooby 
Thumbnail by ClarencetheDuck

Produced by Teimunity 
Mixed and Mastered by Danii

Special Thanks to: SPM, Buckethead, RaisuBattle

John (Minecraft) vs. Spirit (Roblox) • TEIMUNITY RAP BATTLES!

Ego as Blitzo
Leo Barqui as Beetlejuice

Written by Teimunity

Illustrations by Tompuffs, Dboy
Thumbnail by Cidisswo

Mixed and Mastered by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Production by Anywaywell

Special Thanks: Dboy, Tompuffs, Spindlehorse, You, The Viewer

Beetlejuice vs. Blitzo • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

local 58 analog horror you cannot beat us nintendo nes teimunity rap battle

#halloween #rapbattle #creepy #nintendo #analog #local58 #nes 

WARNING; THIS BATTLE CONTAINS EPILEPSY, IF YOU ARE PRONE, DO NOT VIEW, WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR ACTIONS.

“Good afternoon viewers, I welcome you to yet another rap battle, we hope you find it just as entertaining and enjoyable as the others than viewed before us, we send our regards, because at Local 58, we never miss our mark!…”

Forgottenson as Local 58
Meta as You Cannot Beat Us 

Written by Teimunity
Produced by Teimunity 

Mixed by SPM
Mastered by SPM

Art by Ego and Grenade
Thumbnail by Teimunity

Edited by LimJJ and Cidisswo 
Additional Editing by Teimunity

Local 58 vs. YOU CANNOT BEAT US! • Analog vs. Anything

Kinger vs. Needlemouse • 𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘨 𝘷𝘴. 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 (Ft. TAFox & TaigaTonic)

𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰! 𝘞𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘸𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘰: 𝘈𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘨 𝘷𝘴. 𝘈𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨! 𝘐𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺’𝘴 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘸𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘳: 𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳, 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 [ 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘮𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘋𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘊𝘪𝘳𝘤𝘶𝘴 ] 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘳: 𝘕𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦, 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 [ … ] 𝘩𝘮…𝘰𝘥𝘥… 𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘸𝘪𝘯? 𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭? 𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘩 𝘸𝘩𝘰!!! 𝘸𝘩𝘰.

TAFox as Sarah (& Pomni)
TaigaTonic as Kinger

Grasman as Caine

Written and Produced by Teimunity 
Mixed by SIR Rap Battles!

Kinger vs. Sarah • Analog vs. Anything.

Justgamer as Nate Adams 
ClarencetheDuck as Whisper
Langle as Jibanyan

Kamren as Ken “Okarun” Takakura
Vanes as Momo Ayase
Kamren as Turbo Granny

Prod by. moonindigo
Mixed and Mastered by SIR Rap Battles

Illustrations by Teimunity and GrenadeGames
Graphic Designs by Creeperpasta

Dandadan • Verse 1: (16 Bars)

Yo! Watch out! This ain’t a sauna but we’re bringing the heat
I’ll teach you and your ghost a lesson, so try not to fall asleep
No use for my psychic powers, you’re already getting handed in rapping
So brace yourself, it’s not only cicadas that you’ll be catching!

Actually, cicadas only come when summer is near
We’d have to sit through fifteen more to get your season premieres
So go call all of your ghostly freaks! We would kick their butts!
Cus all we’ll needs a transformation and we’d quickly shut them up! (y-yeah!)

Let’s show em, Okarun! (Sigh)…I’m so gloomy…
WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS?! But I’m sadder than their movies…
(Sigh…) Their personalities are flatter than a medal…
And with how Nate acts with Katie…I guess we’re both awkward fellows…

Not to mention, his butlers a wack disaster
You can’t learn anything from Cappin’ Casper
Looks up a fun fact and thinks that he’d be showered with praise
But I doubt he’s done any better…So let’s hope this servant sticks to his name!

Yo-Kai Watch • Verse 1: (16 Bars)

See, Nate? I told you this would be most disappointing 
They can’t even keep it together, with or without transforming 
So, they won’t be THAT strong? Precisely! 
Let’s show them how a real battle starts! I just hope they keep their pants on…

I’m Nate Adams! Cause havoc and I’ll send you packing!
I’ve dealt with lovebirds before, so yall won’t be a challenge!
Their idea of love is the worst, Nate
See, getting possessed and hunted by crabs not my idea of a first date

You’ve battled kaijus, giant shrimps, and guys from space
But your biggest weakness of all is…getting replaced?
…Dude, that’s totally lame, just tell her how you feel
Whether her heart or his nether regions, it seems he doesn’t steal

I mean, come on, just look at her options
The loveable jock, or a joke, seems like answer is obvious
Clearly not, she can’t even say his name
You think it’s the work of a Yo-Kai? Nope, just a disease in their brains

INTERMISSION • (TRANSITION)

Well who’s that..? (Nyeh?)

OH! Well you see, that’s um, well, you see, it’s clearly-

It’s Turbo Granny (WAH?!)

Oh, hey Jibanyan, think you can deal with her then?

(Heh!) That’s not a problem for-OW! (NYEH!)

Dandadan • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

You stupid brats need to respect your elders
I hit harder than the truck that isekai’d you to a specter
So am I believe a house cat’s supposed to be your noble steed?
I can make him leave if I give chocolate and magazines

So put us face to face with any foe, we can stop them
We’ll always go and save the world, stick to your first world problems
And the truth is, if you hadn’t had turn on that notch 
You’d stop wasting everyone’s time! So just put down the watch!

Yo-Kai Watch • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

WHA-? We’re family to Nate! it’s the ghost you guys should be replacing
She would drop you all but your too blinded by your kissy faces 
Paws of Fury oughta do it, send you right back in your home
Plus your offer freaking stinks! …so can I try itWHISPER NO

You guys can go on your hero arcs, we’ll be sat here waiting
We’ve done what yours series has before I’ve even graduated
So let’s let ‘em know! Their no scary wary foe!
Juliet and Romeo NEED TO GERA-GERA-GO! (OH!)

Yo-Kai Watch vs. DanDaDan • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

Suction Cup Man • Verse 1: (8 Bars)

Hey, I wrote you a song!

“Suction Cup Man’s coming around and you know he’s getting lit!
Stinkermeaner’s a whiny old little bitch who ain’t getting shit!”
Now typically, I leave dummies like my cups; red as shit
But honestly, you’re more like a plunger, cus you can’t get a grip! (YUH!)

So whadday ya, gay? Why did you step on those jays and then ask for a run back? 
Had the crowd shouting ya name, then you got sent to your grave? (heh) DUMBASS
You tried to walk up until Robert rocked you, now ya soul went to hell saying “look at me go!”
The difference between you and me going under? The devils not currently FUCKING MY SOUL

Stinkmeaner • Verse 1: (8 Bars)

White boys mocking my shit, y’all mad at me? they can suck my dick 
Buddy ain’t climbing the ranks, cus ya climbings rank, imma tower all over yo shit
I’m not a villain, I’m a cancer that got cancer, now I’m stuck
You really picking fights with the handicapped? bros ableist…BUT I’M ABLE TO FUCK HIM UP

(AY, AY) Bro’s washed like Cinch (AY, AY) The fuck did you think?
(AY, AY) Can’t call me gay, when you filled all the holes in your life with dicks!
Rippin’ off South Park, shit couldn’t be me, boy, I look too clean, nobody can stop it
Since you like to blow missiles, come and climb my red rocket!

Suction Cup Man • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

(Oh-ho-ho-ho!) Don’t do-si-do with ME, Grandpa, professional hating’s ya damn job
I can do anything, fuck the damn law! Bitch, you struggle with putting ya pants on!
And like honestly, unc, what the fuck is ya problem? You go around screaming out “fuck life!”
You’re a dick! *strumming* so why don't ya suck mine!!! (BITCH!)

Suction Cup Man can’t be remade or replaced by the CIA (YUH!)
While you were recreated in a day and not one thing changed (NOPE!)
So come back with a better plan, cus I can NEVER get smoked (NEVER!)
Till then, I’ll see ya when I’m back in Hell: LOOK AT ME GO! (HAHAHA!)

Stinkmeaner • Verse 1: (8 Bars)

You sung yo sawn song but I want an encore, RUN IT BACK!
‘Fore I strum that ukulele a full note up ya’ ass!
Trust there’s layers to this shit, cus on a track, I’m mixing
I got moves like Mike Tyson, you got beat by a pigeon! 

Should’ve stuck to plushie, ya big softie, now I’ll leave you open
Barbecue a flank of unseasoned meat, cus boy, I’ll freakin’ smoke ‘em
I ain’t NEVER lost a single battle yet, and that’s on fonum
Never put a white boy ‘gainst a DEMON in a nigga moment! (ya BITCH!)

Well fuck you! 
The fuck? Fuck you!
Fuck you too!
Fuck you three!
Wha-you can’t just steal my schtick, fuck you!
Aww you gonna get mad? Fuck you!
…
…
ya motha’

Stinkmeaner vs. Suction Cup Man • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

Incredibox • Verse 1 (16 Bars)

(Sunrise!) Come on, come on and
Hold up, hold up, hold up the sky!
Any vibe is a reason to groove
…Except for the guys who can’t keep up the tunes (come on!)

(Hold tight!) Breathe in, breathe out and
Feel the rhythm flow through your mind
Though, I doubt that they have one 
Put ‘em back in their eggs and leave ‘em patched up!

Woah, look out! We in our element now, nobody’s better
Diamond your power source, and you still can’t apply pressure 
Yeah, I got a couple thumpies in the clip, but before that
Fling a thing and leave more holes in you than your lore has

But oh, little miss, this wins in your jelly dream
We’re cold when we spit, you’re just muttering anything
And if singing is enough to beat ya
Then we’re cutting you off like it’s PSVITA!  

My Singing Monsters • Verse 1 (16 Bars)

(Ha-ha!) I get your preaching love, that whole schtick
But no misses would stick it to those big ol’ lips
These guys ain’t got legs to stand up or fight us back
So Polo’s a no go? No one's riding that!

You guys are nuts, wrap it up with your bite sized beats
People need full videos to even hear your full team
And every style you bite off, it turns into stale white bread 
These candy rappers should’ve just stuck to Eminem / M&M

We’ve got a treasure trove of candy coated wonderlands
Every island has a vibe for anyone who wanders in
Here, we’re all a family and giving out mad love
It’s so out of this world, we don't need to reference Daft Punk

Sure, you drop something promising, but then it’s so small and
then the waiting’s the longest thing with every installment
Testing which fans are better? Well, we don't need to tell 
You took so long to drop content, the fans did it themselves! (Embarrassing!)

Incredibox • Verse 2 (12 Bars)

Wanna talk about who’s more fire? It’s you
You brought the fire back, just to colonizing for your use
And left ‘em stranded on an island stuck amber casing warm to the touch 
So are you satisfied knowing you're not number one?

This yetis slept on by his own god (yep)
They’d much rather have a mythical samurai than this cold fraud
And why’s this pile of moss yapping at me?
Furcorn looks like they have bug on they’re family tree

I won’t be glazing your screen, or anybody from your home, bruh
You guys are so fat, you live in a giant donut
See, you can’t stop our grind, we live to ride the fader
Just turn to stone and reincarnate as some better rappers!

My Singing Monsters • Verse 2 (8 Bars)

You can’t talk when your fans have been laying down hell 
They even jumped a kid because they were expressing themselves 
“Sprunk” into action and beat the fun out of it, man it was horrible
They switched their sides faster than the Pairanormals!

Yeeeeah, we love fruits, but that was in bad taste
Content farms saw cheese to be made, then turned Sprunki to a rat race
Then it spiraled into one big paradox
Now there’s no way of saving Incredibox

Incredibox vs. My Singing Monsters • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

#pacman #namco #goodpizzagreatpizza #italy #rapbattles

pacman namco good pizza great pizza chef rap battle

Hello! Welcome back to Teimunity Rap Battles! In today’s episode, we have Namco’s ghost chomping pellet popper, Pac-Man, up against the mobile pizzeria sensation owner, The Chef! Who will win? Who will lose, You Decide!

DumbShlop as The Chef
Fightmarker as Pac-Man 

Beat by Thwosen (Additional Instrumental by Teimunity)
Mixed by Sir Rap Battles

Art by Teimunity and GrenadeGames
Edited by GreenOwl and Cidisswo

Special Thanks to: Alfking49, The Dub Squad, and You 🙂

Pac-Man vs. The Chef (Good Pizza, Great Pizza) • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

DillyDally as Tyler Baudelaire 
Dilly Scott! as Minecraft Steve
Ryu as DJ Drama

Beat by Bagcheck, Teimunity and Bailey Daniel 
Mixed by Light 

Art by GL and Xrenii 

Special Thanks to: Mark Cooper, Mojang, Tyler, The Creator, The Dub Squad, and You 🙂