Justgamer as Nate Adams 
ClarencetheDuck as Whisper
Langle as Jibanyan

Kamren as Ken “Okarun” Takakura
Vanes as Momo Ayase
Kamren as Turbo Granny

Prod by. moonindigo
Mixed and Mastered by SIR Rap Battles

Illustrations by Teimunity and GrenadeGames
Graphic Designs by Creeperpasta

Dandadan • Verse 1: (16 Bars)

Yo! Watch out! This ain’t a sauna but we’re bringing the heat
I’ll teach you and your ghost a lesson, so try not to fall asleep
No use for my psychic powers, you’re already getting handed in rapping
So brace yourself, it’s not only cicadas that you’ll be catching!

Actually, cicadas only come when summer is near
We’d have to sit through fifteen more to get your season premieres
So go call all of your ghostly freaks! We would kick their butts!
Cus all we’ll needs a transformation and we’d quickly shut them up! (y-yeah!)

Let’s show em, Okarun! (Sigh)…I’m so gloomy…
WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS?! But I’m sadder than their movies…
(Sigh…) Their personalities are flatter than a medal…
And with how Nate acts with Katie…I guess we’re both awkward fellows…

Not to mention, his butlers a wack disaster
You can’t learn anything from Cappin’ Casper
Looks up a fun fact and thinks that he’d be showered with praise
But I doubt he’s done any better…So let’s hope this servant sticks to his name!

Yo-Kai Watch • Verse 1: (16 Bars)

See, Nate? I told you this would be most disappointing 
They can’t even keep it together, with or without transforming 
So, they won’t be THAT strong? Precisely! 
Let’s show them how a real battle starts! I just hope they keep their pants on…

I’m Nate Adams! Cause havoc and I’ll send you packing!
I’ve dealt with lovebirds before, so yall won’t be a challenge!
Their idea of love is the worst, Nate
See, getting possessed and hunted by crabs not my idea of a first date

You’ve battled kaijus, giant shrimps, and guys from space
But your biggest weakness of all is…getting replaced?
…Dude, that’s totally lame, just tell her how you feel
Whether her heart or his nether regions, it seems he doesn’t steal

I mean, come on, just look at her options
The loveable jock, or a joke, seems like answer is obvious
Clearly not, she can’t even say his name
You think it’s the work of a Yo-Kai? Nope, just a disease in their brains

INTERMISSION • (TRANSITION)

Well who’s that..? (Nyeh?)

OH! Well you see, that’s um, well, you see, it’s clearly-

It’s Turbo Granny (WAH?!)

Oh, hey Jibanyan, think you can deal with her then?

(Heh!) That’s not a problem for-OW! (NYEH!)

Dandadan • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

You stupid brats need to respect your elders
I hit harder than the truck that isekai’d you to a specter
So am I believe a house cat’s supposed to be your noble steed?
I can make him leave if I give chocolate and magazines

So put us face to face with any foe, we can stop them
We’ll always go and save the world, stick to your first world problems
And the truth is, if you hadn’t had turn on that notch 
You’d stop wasting everyone’s time! So just put down the watch!

Yo-Kai Watch • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

WHA-? We’re family to Nate! it’s the ghost you guys should be replacing
She would drop you all but your too blinded by your kissy faces 
Paws of Fury oughta do it, send you right back in your home
Plus your offer freaking stinks! …so can I try itWHISPER NO

You guys can go on your hero arcs, we’ll be sat here waiting
We’ve done what yours series has before I’ve even graduated
So let’s let ‘em know! Their no scary wary foe!
Juliet and Romeo NEED TO GERA-GERA-GO! (OH!)

Yo-Kai Watch vs. DanDaDan • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

__DESCRIPTION:__

Happy Rap Battle Day, and welcome back to MC Fawful Rap Battles! Today’s battle features popular streamer who definitely didn’t do anything in 1999, Jschlatt, against the lalala guy, bbno$! Who will win? That’s for you to decide!

CREDITS:

Luke Reardon as Schlatt (audio)
Pixel Chris as Schlatt (video)

Cranice as bbno$ (audio)
Ego as bbno$ (video)

Written by MC Fawful and Clarence The Duck (additional help by ThatOneMalo and Cranice)
Beat by HoldUpAnti
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover-Art by Cidisswo
Special thanks to bbno$, Jschlatt, and their crews

_LYRICS:_

Schlatt:
My name is Schlatt, and…
A couple days ago I asked you guys to send me your best bars,
So why’d you guys send me the dude who just flexes his cars?
You came to dance? It’s not my party, you dipshit!
Well now I’m putting you on blast, ‘cause fucker, I mean business!
I’ve been online for years, gaining subs and views in dozens,
While bbnobitche$ here couldn’t smash a like button!
And you can’t measure up to Schlatt-Coin when you’ve so little worth!
So go on, take a shot and end this with a crash and burn.

bbno$:
Shoutout XM, I’m Sirius.
Finish this bitch real fast, make him furious.
Fuck a demolition thot because she go and bust it down
Now I’m here to bust a nutcase when I go and dust his town
(Bro, we bout to make a hit)
‘Cause I’m first name (Baby!) Last name (Money!)
Pull jokes from your fans ’cuz you just ain’t (Funny!)
So just like stealing road signs, you know this win’ll be so free!
…why’d the beat cut out?

Schlatt:
Hold on! Allow me to fill a diss track-tual obligation;
(Holds up wallet)
It’s from Bespoke Post, now here’s my observation;
Ya spin a track like Stal, now I’d hate that shit playin’.
Cause even I don’t milk GamerSupps as much as your tracks with Gravy! 

bbno$:
Say I’m milking my features, yet your fame’s unavailing.
The only thing that’s forced here is your face in thumbnails.
And, your Charlie talked some Word Salad, got knocked off, (wack)
My Charlie feature came out swanging and it popped off.

Schlatt:
…
(WHEEZE) Are you stupid?!
I volunteered to kick your ass because it “might be kinda funny,”
But putting next to your bro, can’t tell which one of ya’s more crummy
Look guys, I’d think they’re half-jokes at best.
But I’m just sayin’, s’ain’t the first time that I’d have to deal with Twins. (quickly stares at camera)
Tried to break out onto SoundCloud, but that shit could not stay,
LIKE ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Even YuB had a better Garage Gang!!
Ooo, call me RuneScape the way I’m so on-line.
Stop with the women on your dick and get the hell off mine!
And you’ve sure hit a new Depp with that emo chain and belt
Chat, I’m bouta make another Baby hang itself.

bbno$:
…ok
I’m on with Y2K, stacked bills and streaming bil’s,
But now I’m looking at your subs and I’m thinkin’ “Y2-Mil”?
Tryna get the vax but you a virgin, catchin’ antibodies
I’m a boss, go and ask yo’ momma, ‘bout kinesiology ;) 
(Fuck it) You a red square like Weezer 
(dummeh) Get in Minx’s hair butchu can’t please her
And ya let fans send to yo P.O. Box, thoughtchu was cool with it?
Shit, man, Trevor Wallace had a better opening
Ever since ya grew out those chops, you’re irredeemable
This Twink caused his own death ‘cuz he was submissive and breedable? 
Then ya went and dropped the Queen? Say, that ended dreadfully, 
Spillin’ royal blood like it was a shot of Hennessy 
Can’t cover that act with a Schlanket,
Prolly goin’ wishin’ that your fans would forget that felony 
(Skrrr)

Alright, I think that’s it. Stay tuned for the next MC Fawful Rap Battle!

bbno$ vs jschlatt - Rap Battle!

Huggy Wuggy vs. Oogie Boogie - Horror Rap Battles!

Dumbshlop as Oogie Boogie

ThanosQuack as Huggy Wuggy

Cover Art by TomPuffs

Art by Tompuffs

Mixed by Box

Written by King Ducky

Prod. Diamondstyle

Oogie Boogie:
Lookie rookie it’s the Oogie Boogie man!
Could he? Would he? Oh he would, he could, he can!
Run in through vents, escape fast!
Or I’ll put this to bed like a tranq dart 

Too bad you’re smothering sized you up to be 
A bumbling kaiju but to me 
We’re nothing alike, through stuff and seams
A crumbling child too dumb to speak
Lays stunted and cries to some degree.. but
Who who who
Who has more bugs stuck inside? You on release!

Huggy Wuggy:
Hi bud! Seems you’re a thicker buddy to fiddle with
I could see you in the bigger bodies initiative!  
That burlap sack is in a tight squeeze!
You're mad at the fans behind me when your armies a clique of kids?

I’m taking shape
Running through and making way
Something you can’t say the same 
Gainst me? Leader of the kkkfc!?

Yuh huh

Your spin-offs can stay a forgotten stain on Burton's name; squashed like his holiday was! 

Oogie Boogie:
He wanders alone at night
Through the halls where the gross have thrived
I spy the belly of utter mob homicide
Five Nights at Freddy’s conjured up clones alike
The martyr of YouTube kids
Hahaha.. your product line honours the prototype! 

Instead of soul or respect with them 
His devs would show their offensiveness 
Bad creations like FNAF animations
With fetish odor immense in em!
That check-ya-shoulder defense gimmick 
Or Ekrcoaster as theft-ridden 
Your devs couldn’t think outside the box if they get hit over the head with it!

Huggy Wuggy:
But once Jack first fought this bug satchel
One tug and your plot thread unraveled!
Undone as for what threat ya had well 
Stomped gone, had your bug head on gravel

Still evade light? Well explains why the pillowcase might get slept onto
Time to shine and you sprint away right before you die scorched and get the boot?
Pissed off Santa cant fix a trap to get rid of Jack cause
Boogie was blown out of proportion and fell off in a pit of lava

Huggy Wuggy vs. Oogie Boogie - Horror Rap Battles! [ft. Dumbshlop & ThanosQuack]

#pacman #namco #goodpizzagreatpizza #italy #rapbattles

pacman namco good pizza great pizza chef rap battle

Hello! Welcome back to Teimunity Rap Battles! In today’s episode, we have Namco’s ghost chomping pellet popper, Pac-Man, up against the mobile pizzeria sensation owner, The Chef! Who will win? Who will lose, You Decide!

DumbShlop as The Chef
Fightmarker as Pac-Man 

Beat by Thwosen (Additional Instrumental by Teimunity)
Mixed by Sir Rap Battles

Art by Teimunity and GrenadeGames
Edited by GreenOwl and Cidisswo

Special Thanks to: Alfking49, The Dub Squad, and You 🙂

Pac-Man vs. The Chef (Good Pizza, Great Pizza) • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

Full video coming later this year (Hopefully September).

Kurobane Azia as Cirno
Snakebite126 as Papyrus
Writing by AshleyMagica
Beat by Diamond Style
Mixing by Jort
Temporary cover art by TheToppo

Cirno:
Cower before my might, ‘cause I am the brightest!
Like a yokai-shaped lamp - I could fool you without hiding
I’m magical, adaptable, you know I’m a natural
Try and capture the ice fairy? You’d only catch a cold

Now students, here’s a math problem:
Five royal guards face off with me - the strongest 
Subtract all the ones that got slaughtered
‘Cause Papyrus was their only option
Aren’t you supposed to get buried when it’s dogs and bones, kid?
Anyway, who’s left to defend from the one whose heart’s so frozen?
The answer is zero! There are no royal guards in Snowdin!

And you haven’t gone yet, but I predict that your lines are written in Papyrus script 
You should try a different font, ‘cause to me, that’s like Egyptian hieroglyphs
I got more fans, ‘cause I’m cooler! They wrote you hate mail, now I’m sending it
Let me spell it out for you: those are the only letters you’ll ever get

Papyrus:
THIS IS GENSOKYO’S STRONGEST? MY, YOU SURE FELL FAR
YOU’RE SO ILLITERATE, YOU CAN’T HANDLE YOUR OWN SPELL CARDS
AND WHEN THIS JUNIOR’S JUMBLED, YOU SOB LIKE, “WAHHH! IT AIN’T FAIR!”
THEY NAMED A DAY AFTER YOU? THEY SHOULD’VE NAMED A DAYCARE

YOU’RE A PAWN FOR ZUN’S GREED! YOU DARE CALL ME THE MONSTER?!
HE MILKS YOUR NAME SO MUCH, YOU SOLD OUT TO DAIRY SPONSORS
CHIRUMIRU HAS NO SAUCE, SO I’LL GO BACK TO MY PASTA
AND FURTHERMORE… SKELETONS CAN’T CATCH COLDS, YOU BAKA!

Cirno:
HEY, BACK OFF! I’m not six nor am I sixteen! I’m sixty!
I’m not your type, you sick creep! I know with children, you like getting Frisky
And despite living in snow, you reek of flop sweat
Carry my fairy status with pride, while you’re a skeleton in the closet 

Maybe try Chirumiru - it strengthens your gains
It’s good for your bones, and it’s the best thing you ever did taste
Besides that kid’s blade that got you sent to your grave
You’ll never change that human’s genocidal ways by giving them a friendly embrace
Couldn’t keep your head in the game
So you got reduced to a head in your game

Papyrus:
WHY, YES! YOU’RE AN EXPERT WHEN IT COMES TO GENOCIDAL TOLLS
THE POINT I’M MAKING IS: YOU SHATTER POOR ANIMALS INTO ICICLES
AS A ROYAL GUARD, IT’S MY DUTY TO WARN THE FROGGITS!
PAINT ME AS THE VILLAIN? I BET YOU’RE JEALOUS OF THEM ‘CAUSE YOU CAN’T MAKE THAT LEAP IN LOGIC

I SEE YOUR VILLAGE HAS COME TO REPORT A PROBLEM
THEY SAY YOU’VE ACCRUED A FORM MORE MONSTROUS…
WAIT! DID YOU JUST MAKE THAT CLAIM BECAUSE THAT ONE TIME, YOU WERE DRAWN WITH DARK SKIN?!
THAT’S YOUR CUE TO LEAVE, 9-BALL - YOU’RE OUT OF POCKET

DID YOU SEEK ME JUST BECAUSE THEY BROUGHT POTENTIAL RECRUITS OUT?
YOU THINK 9 COMES AFTER 2 - I HARDLY THINK YOU’D COUNT
JUST A LAUGHINGSTOCK WHO GOT THROWN OUT OF KEINE’S SCHOOLHOUSE
THAT’S GENSOKYO’S SPECIAL ATTACK! YOU ARE BLUE NOW!

Cirno vs Papyrus - AM Rap Battles


GamingPlush64 as Mr. Bear
Snakebite126 as Sammy Lawrence
Beat produced by DumbChild
Written by Trakked
Additional help from Shimario
Mixed by Jordy
Art by Syphonstick and TomPuffs
Thumbnail by TomPuffs

Battle:

Mr. Bear:
Oh, hi. I didn't see you there. My name's Mr. Bear.
You're on the air, so there's no need to be scared
I can see you need some release from that awful machine
So go and call the number on the bottom of the screen
Or you could write a letter… I think that'd be better.
Follow the address and leave it right inside my cellar.
I bet you don't remember the last time you've had a friend
So when this comes to an end, you can stay with me forever.

Sammy Lawrence: as
Shhh… rest your head, little sheep
For the time has arrived for your teacher to speak
You fell off the air ‘cause you fell in too deep
Whether alive or dead, soon you shall be asleep
You're tasteless, like Soup and Spoon with no bacon
And your heart is as dark as your basement
So face it. Praise be, and we shall receive
His blessings, my friend, it is time to believe…

Mr. Bear:
You want to be a foe cuz you don't know love
I'll crush this motherfucker up with 100 fuzzy hugs
While you count your sheep, I see to it that you have sweet dreams
Stab you with a pen because I wanna watch the ink bleed…
This composer lost his composure, he's aimless
Used to be an icon for entertainment 
Now you're so one-note no matter how you frame it,
So I'll cut you up with scissors cuz I'm feeling pretty dangerous
I've talked with the fallen angel.
False prophets shall not assault the faithful
And you crawl your way through all confrontation that faces you
You're just another pawn to break through so
I think it's time to silence this. I'll have you crying inside of my fire pit
I'll light it, now you're dying like a bitch
You were reliant on a glimpse of light, just like the kids
‘Til the demon showed you violence cuz you were riding on his dick

Sammy Lawrence:
You can’t kill what is sanctified
Your sins have piled up in your painful life
No praying can save you from my savior’s bite
You want to Paint With Your Soul but you're wasting my time
You're wasted potential. 
You could have been great, but Satan even thinks you've gone soft
Face the music, great retribution
Shall fall upon the follower of a false god
You had luck with your public broadcast 
‘Til the viewers learned the true nature of this fraud fast
You conned the kids to visit, giving them your contact
So I'll rid you from this prison at long last
You've had your fun, but now it's time to stay in silence
I'd take you to a greater plane, but you weren't invited
Not a single soul will enter your place again
Now.. Can I get an amen?


Mr. Bear vs Sammy Lawrence - Rap Cypher #53

Teimunity as Bed Wars
ClarencetheDuck as Doomspire Brickbattle
Beat by Teimunity
Mixed by Jordy 
Art and Graphic Design by carsfrankie

Bed Wars • Verse 1 (16 Bars)

Queued in, now I’m locked in the game
Spotted opposition on the side, but wait
Gotta gather iron, cover up the bed to be safe 
Grab some block, now I’m closing the space to your base!

Uhhh…gotta say, this wasn’t expected
They built a whole tower with some flimsy extensions 
No problem for me, cus all I needs to do is buy an axe
And one swing to your tower and those inside of it are falling flat!

You ain’t messing with my bed, blockhead
If you take one step on my isle, then your dead
That tiny little wall’s nothing to a fireball
My turrets gon’ make you fall, then you're knocked off the ledge!

We built an empire! You’re stuck in a runt!
Cus how are we on the Hive, yet you got more bugs?
Ain’t talking player barriers, but you’ll be swept off your feet too 
You come for the brick battle, your spire will meet doom!

Doomspire Brickbattle • Verse 1 (16 Bars)

TEN HUT! (SIR!) OUR OPPS ARE SPEAKING NONSENSE!
WE MAKE ANYTHING OUR BUSINESS AND STAND ON IT!
THEY WANNA TALK WITH THEIR DERIVING CONTENT?
THEY'RE WHOLE REVOLVES AROUND ONE BED!

BUT YOU’LL NEVER BREAK OUR TOWER DOWN! (YES SIR!)
YOUR PLAYER BASE ARE JUST A COUPLE OF CLOWNS! (YES SIR!)
BECAUSE WETHER IRL OR IN GAME (YES SIR!)
YOU’VE BEEN GETTING CARRIED BY THE BLADE! (YES SIR!)

YOU MUST’VE HAD SPAWN PROTECTION
THIS AIN’T A PILLOW FIGHT, I WILL NOT BE BESTED
WAKE UP, GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME FOR A SECOND
I KNOW YOUR BED WARS, BUT THIS IS NO TIME FOR RESTING!

OUR DAILY TROOPERS ARE ALWAYS ON THE FRONTLINES
YOUR MATES STAY AT THE BASE AND GET SWATTED LIKE HOUSE FLIES
AND WITH A BUILD LIMIT THAT PITIFUL, I COULDNT BELIEVE
SO PUSH OUR BASE IF YOU DARE…AND IF YOU COULD REACH

Bed Wars • Verse 2 (8 Bars)

Daily players? Well, you lost that, bitch 
They pushed away from your game like a knockback fish
Fireballs shaking up your base like a comet
Don’t you remember what happened with towers and flying objects?

I looted up while you having your Soviet speech
And now I have the armoury to go show up your team
What now? Your hanging on by one slice of a piece
It’s obvious that I would be the one to put you asleep 

Doomspire Brickbattle • Verse 2 (8 Bars)

(HAHAHA…) YOU THINK YOU WON AGAINST ME?
ANY MEANS OF ME CONCEEDING ARE FAR IN YOUR DREAMS!
I UP THE GAME IN MY FAVOUR LIKE PAY TO WIN TYCOONS
SO MY TOWER WON’T FALL…UNTIL I DO!

YOU THINK I NEED A PICKAXE TO BREAK THROUGH YOUR DEFENSES? 
YOU BUILT WOOL AROUND A BED? REAP THE CONSEQUENCES!
AND ONE BOMB WILL HAVE US BOTH FALL FLAT
…BUT ONLY ONE OF US HERE HAS A RESPAWN PAD!

Bed Wars vs. Doomspire Brickbattle • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

lof-ish remix of Thin Grey Line by $uicide Boy$

thin grey line (PilotTheZombie Remix)

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