Binky Barnes • Verse 1: (16 Bars)

I think I’ll be the one to tell you what my problem is
I’ve been watching over you, Wally, and I’ve seen all of it
I came for one thing, try to stop to me, your life is gone
Bust up in your crib and beat those rosy cheeks like Arthur’s mom

I’ll squash the bugs who made this restoration project
Cus there’s no point of trying when your acting like an object
You sit in silence, keeping eyes on people each day
But I’ve heard your Christmas specials, so let’s just keep it that way

But awful singing will not keep me at bay, you best be ready
That Mr. Rogers facade ain’t keeping anyone steady
Bugs on your websites and flies in your wallet, give up already 
Cus you’ve been struggling to come up on any paper like Eddie (…Dayum)

I wouldn’t go band for band, don’t even start it 
PBS has been raking in the green like Frank’s garden
So stay as puppet, inane and your nothing, you’ll crumble
The words on your page won’t be the only thing that’s left jumbled…

Wally Darling • Verse 1: (16 Bars)

What a wonderful kind of day for a battle rap
See, I’m a dog person, I think I can handle that
But protecting this neighborhood from you won’t be hard for me
I’ve been known to throw straight jokes like I was Barnaby!

Ha, ha, ha! But I get it though
Sometimes you just have to do things in order to get your goal
You think you can end your foes, but in every episode 
It doesn’t look like it’s filling the void in your empty soul (Ha, ha, ha!)

You speak of money but I don’t see any coming out
PBS was bumping until the orange man shut it down
Welcome Home’s funding’s gotten a lot from me
All I do is talk in green, I’m pretty fluent in floriography 

Binky bit off more than he can chew, like the talent show
Luke already clocked you for it, make sure that your mouth is closed
And the library too? I’ll shut you down like it’s the guest book
And watch you go up in flames, like my cigarettes would

Binky Barnes • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

You should’ve just went home, It’s clear that my victory here has been set in stone
Stop pushing my buttons or I’ll rip yours out like your eyes or the ones on your telephone
Communicated through spirals and eyes (uh-huh), then W had went and iso’d your site (uh-huh)
It’s ironic that Wally was left in the dark, you could say that the blind lead the blind!

I’ll leave you on read, like a calling cast, cus I don’t have a use for you, no longer
You dummy muppets can’t run, I’m taking your browser with me, I’m a Cookie Monster!
I’ve no time for sheep, this vessel? I will ignore that
But to get home…I had to step on the doormat…

Wally Darling • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

*creeeeeak* you’re right, I do find it silly
That he sucks at everything so much, his parents even named him Binky-
*BANG BANG BANG* I know, stop with your pleas
What can I say? The apple doesn’t fall far from his tree…

You started as a joke, and you kept going down
And I thought we were the ones who were made by a clown
Binky’s lost this, and now he’s getting dropped dead just like his show
I’m on top, you’re on the bottom, as above, so below

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