Happy Twosday Everyone! To celebrate this rare occurance, here's an early audio for ya. :)

Hey there! Welcome back to a Shimario's Rap Battles: Side B! Today we've got a battle between two 2 Dimensional Nintendo characters, Paper Mario, the flatter, RPG version of Super Mario, and Mr. Game and Watch, the face of Nintendo's iconic Game and Watch line of systems.

Dani Frias as Paper Mario
Snakebite126 as Mr. Game and Watch

Written by: Shimario
Additional Writing by: Rabi
Mixed by: Jort
Beat Produced by: Anywaywell
Beat Arranged by: Shimario
Thumbnail by: Rabi

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GOphN3oNJk6rvUiV6tKYqwEsAkwaLap55L2GbRVa6_c/edit?usp=sharing 

Thanks for listening, and oh yeah, see you next time whenever another of these decides to sprout up again. Peace!

Paper Mario Vs Mr. Game And Watch - Rap Battle!

Heed My Call

Heed My Call (FNAF Song)

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of flying, sleep-centered video game villains; The Phantom, Minecraft’s monster of the night sky, versus Nightmare Buzz, the bad dream boss of the Toy Story video game for SNES and Genesis. Enjoy!

Commander Jacob as Phantom
Mr. Tibbs (Gridline Studios) as Nightmare Buzz

-LYRICS-

Phantom (0:15):
Bad dream? Nah, it’s just this dude’s carelessness
Tag Team tonight’s victim; Swoop! There it is! 
Take away those dollar store Dragon Balls, whatcha Saiyan now?
Don't bother tryna keep your head up, your chin'll weigh it down 
Narcoleptic? Off the checklist. Nah, this creep’s devoured
Coated red like older textures. Wanna piece of our
Mem-brains? Ya get ten scrapes to your chestplate! Say goodnight, dude!
Your defense play’s a pretend laser? I’ll Explain, sir; it’s only going down like you
Homie, we know you ain’t zapping shit 
And if you don’t feel like vanishing
Get under the covers when Phantoms hit
Make a bed you'll forever be napping in 
Making you return to your dreamscape (yuh)
With an even-more-green face (yuh)
Make sure that you’ll sleep great (where’s that?)
Deeper than deepslate
We put the fear in atmosphere for this toy
Watching this space junk drop like a meteoroid! 
Unbreakable. Make a bed rock while we’re up in the clouds
Leaving a Buzz cut; we're number 1 all around

Nightmare Buzz (1:03):
I’m glad you’re done, I’ve never heard such bad flow
In any battle, guess your turn’s just mad slow 
Either way, you’ll be shot down. I sleep on you, you’re knocked out 
I know it’s time to kill you; guess you don’t needa… watch out! 
This sentient Elytra’s dumb. I don’t need to light ‘em up
These Dodgers of a Bright Sky combust without the slightest touch 
But I Imagine that having you in real life’s a must
Gamers playing, staying up this many days and nights is nuts 
I conclude this Phantom Menace is worse, by far 
Even in death, what I drop’s higher than 5 stars 
You’ll hit the ground like Woody’s game over. Brew some ‘brane potions
Throw them, and savor your pain going way slower  
Go ghost like Danny! Green eyeballs? I’ll pop ‘em
Hearing you Phantoms screech is… not an Opera 
On second thought, I take a liking to those high blares
Akin to the screaming kids whose dreams I turn to nightmares

Written, directed, edited, and beat arranged by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Fightmarker
Beat produced by NickChou
Additional instruments by Renraku, Grant Michael, Diaspora, and Sample Magic

Feedback by King Mewtwo, GamingPlush64, RNG, TheBabyBeef, Swizkii, my therapist, Eddiefrb and the spaceship
Shoutout to Cri, Danii, and Eric the Audible

Thanks for listening
-ComJac

Phantom vs Nightmare Buzz | Half-Ass Rap Battles

Egomanic as TreatsforBeasts
The Monarchy as Gateway of the Mind
Written by: M&Mattie
Mixed by: Light_IWNL
Beat by: Dansonn
Coverart Drawn by: Grasman
LYRIC DOC:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XPiawapfUGx1KjG9BbGCzdW4OBTTyxrQKxBY6sd2_Fs/edit?usp=sharing

TreatsforBeasts vs Gateway of the Mind || Terrifying Rap Battles (Feat:Egomanic and The Monarchy)

Egomanic as The Zodiac Killer
Stasious as Slenderman

YDGeon as The Announcer

Lyrics Written by Pwner

Audio Mixed by Cidisswo & Mr. Jay.

Lyrics:

CIDISSWO RAP BATTLES
THE ZODIAC KILLER
VERSUS
SLENDERMAN
BEGIN



The Zodiac Killer:


Am I in 2011? Is this guy even relevant?
Fuck it, I'll come back to killing beats just for the hell of it.
I murder and leave in a hurry. Police scurry as I'm chilling.
Your tentacles are less scary than a Little Mermaid villain! (Oh!)
A soulless man with no personality? The suit fits
'Cause you're no horror figure! You're a corporate executive!
I cut San Fran citizens' lives like their Grim Reaper.
You stalk kids? Minecraft should have no mob from this creeper.


Slenderman:

Something Awful is coming, and I don't mean your raps.
Shoulda kept your cypher in a cipher over hearing you yap.
This recluse is set to lose when Slender Man's let loose.
You're nasty and pathetic. That's why they thought you were Ted Cruz! (Ahh!)
Slendy's the darker Slim Shady to fill with dread.
The shit you spit is garbage; keep it in that bag on your head.
You wanted slaves in your afterlife, but now I'll make you my proxy
Ripping through your body; making it an easier autopsy


The Zodiac Killer:


Go finish your Krusty Krab shift 'cause you lost this.
This octopus will flop like a fish…and his box office.
You scare with Eight Pages? I can scare with only four.
They'd never take you serious as Hugo Boss mannequin folklore!
See if you can crack my code on the serial killer box.
But I doubt you can face it from the lack of face you got!
You even stole my symbol, but you'll wish you never copied
'Cause I cooked your creepypasta with a side of calamari.
 

Slenderman:


Watch this victor surge to the top as you fall.
I grow several stories tall. Your story's got no one enthralled!
You called yourself Zodiac? You think that's dope?
It sounds like a psychotic teen girl who reads horoscopes!
You're just a bogey dick I step on like gum on my shoe.
By the time I get in your mind, there's nothing you can do.
When they finally find you, your corpse will be reeking,
So take your last scream. This is the Zodiac shrieking.


[Outro]:
WHO WON? 
WHO’S NEXT? 
YOU DECIDE

CI DISS WO 
RAP *gets shot by the Zodiac*
BA TTLES…

The Zodiac Killer vs Slenderman - Cidisswo Rap Battles

Justgamer as Nate Adams 
ClarencetheDuck as Whisper
Langle as Jibanyan

Kamren as Ken “Okarun” Takakura
Vanes as Momo Ayase
Kamren as Turbo Granny

Prod by. moonindigo
Mixed and Mastered by SIR Rap Battles

Illustrations by Teimunity and GrenadeGames
Graphic Designs by Creeperpasta

Dandadan • Verse 1: (16 Bars)

Yo! Watch out! This ain’t a sauna but we’re bringing the heat
I’ll teach you and your ghost a lesson, so try not to fall asleep
No use for my psychic powers, you’re already getting handed in rapping
So brace yourself, it’s not only cicadas that you’ll be catching!

Actually, cicadas only come when summer is near
We’d have to sit through fifteen more to get your season premieres
So go call all of your ghostly freaks! We would kick their butts!
Cus all we’ll needs a transformation and we’d quickly shut them up! (y-yeah!)

Let’s show em, Okarun! (Sigh)…I’m so gloomy…
WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS?! But I’m sadder than their movies…
(Sigh…) Their personalities are flatter than a medal…
And with how Nate acts with Katie…I guess we’re both awkward fellows…

Not to mention, his butlers a wack disaster
You can’t learn anything from Cappin’ Casper
Looks up a fun fact and thinks that he’d be showered with praise
But I doubt he’s done any better…So let’s hope this servant sticks to his name!

Yo-Kai Watch • Verse 1: (16 Bars)

See, Nate? I told you this would be most disappointing 
They can’t even keep it together, with or without transforming 
So, they won’t be THAT strong? Precisely! 
Let’s show them how a real battle starts! I just hope they keep their pants on…

I’m Nate Adams! Cause havoc and I’ll send you packing!
I’ve dealt with lovebirds before, so yall won’t be a challenge!
Their idea of love is the worst, Nate
See, getting possessed and hunted by crabs not my idea of a first date

You’ve battled kaijus, giant shrimps, and guys from space
But your biggest weakness of all is…getting replaced?
…Dude, that’s totally lame, just tell her how you feel
Whether her heart or his nether regions, it seems he doesn’t steal

I mean, come on, just look at her options
The loveable jock, or a joke, seems like answer is obvious
Clearly not, she can’t even say his name
You think it’s the work of a Yo-Kai? Nope, just a disease in their brains

INTERMISSION • (TRANSITION)

Well who’s that..? (Nyeh?)

OH! Well you see, that’s um, well, you see, it’s clearly-

It’s Turbo Granny (WAH?!)

Oh, hey Jibanyan, think you can deal with her then?

(Heh!) That’s not a problem for-OW! (NYEH!)

Dandadan • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

You stupid brats need to respect your elders
I hit harder than the truck that isekai’d you to a specter
So am I believe a house cat’s supposed to be your noble steed?
I can make him leave if I give chocolate and magazines

So put us face to face with any foe, we can stop them
We’ll always go and save the world, stick to your first world problems
And the truth is, if you hadn’t had turn on that notch 
You’d stop wasting everyone’s time! So just put down the watch!

Yo-Kai Watch • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

WHA-? We’re family to Nate! it’s the ghost you guys should be replacing
She would drop you all but your too blinded by your kissy faces 
Paws of Fury oughta do it, send you right back in your home
Plus your offer freaking stinks! …so can I try itWHISPER NO

You guys can go on your hero arcs, we’ll be sat here waiting
We’ve done what yours series has before I’ve even graduated
So let’s let ‘em know! Their no scary wary foe!
Juliet and Romeo NEED TO GERA-GERA-GO! (OH!)

Yo-Kai Watch vs. DanDaDan • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

Vladimyr P. as The Skin Taker
Mr. Jay as Leatherface

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
THE SKIN TAKER
AGAINST
LEATHERFACE…

The Skin Taker:
This Laughingstock for the Audience is dismal not fearsome
So you have to take a step inside of my Abysmal Kingdom
Where I’ll spill the tea about how you will Yee your last Haw
When I start to grind your hide apart you’ll get caught on my Lock-Jaw
You made your home out of bones? Your foundation’s what I’ll break;
When the only screams in your theaters are people groaning at your remake
I’m bad to the bone when I’m defacing this disgrace
But not even necromancy magic could ever revive your dead fanbase!
You’re too childish for static; as a host I’m better suited
There’s no difference between you and Texas; simply cuz you’re stupid!
I’m glad you hide your freakish face but it’s sad your mother doesn’t love it
Tell me how I’m the buried treasure when your film has a higher budget?!

Leatherface:
That was Horrible, Horace, now I’ll bring this cove to light
You may think you’re on a grind but I’m pullin strings tonight
Doubt this dollar store skeletor could take a cribbed dark twist
Since you’re just a shitty Horror Story that doesn’t exist!
Odd you think you’re realistic when you’re a skeleton, raw!
Who got big glass eyes and a bigger glass jaw
Which I’ll shatter, serving platters; dishing pain I bring to all
because this hella burnt pasta’s the only thing I never chain-saw
Dig my teeth in to Paint Mary Red and now your boat is steamin’
With a verse screamin’ like static; seems your show’s needin’ a freezin’
Then you’re makers made mistakes that sunk you like a boat
Your Candle’s flame has gone extinct, best leave a suicide note…

The Skin Taker:
Yarr!
You’ll walk the plank since your films sank deep in the ocean
I ride the waves when flowin’ you can’t even show emotion!
I cause fright upon the viewer with my glass eyes and it’s clear;
When I appear near you’ll learn you can’t kill this corpse out of fear!
You cannot overtake a Taker when Pirate Percy is braver
No flesh, but you’ll meet your maker, and that is not in yar favor!
I’d turn a blind eye.. but I’m destined to take what’s mine
so when my jaw moves side to side your skin HAS TO GO INSIDE

Leatherface:
I’m a head chef if you let me cook, you will submerse; should’ve rehearsed
Now the spooky scary skeleton puppet’s the one I will coerce
I’ll string ya to the win so you’re One Year Closer to it
But then when This Rubber Fish flops; you’re another discarded misfit
Your ship-wreck of a verse is one of many that occured
It’s like you had your bars on re-run and your TV flow got massacred!
You finna Jedidiah-gain because you’re barely eerie
Your Channel’s a Zero out of Ten so now there’s no fictional series!

The Skin Taker:
Ye mentally impaired so this isn’t even fair…
But prepare to get scared then be left silent like dead air

Leatherface:
I fret that this marionette’s distasteful like my sets
So flow cremates brittle bones till you’re burnt out like the butt of a cigarette
I dictate with my lack of dictation; my words cause a calamity
that roasted a fucking bonemeal that Imma feast on with my family!

The Skin Taker:
That wordstock’s an Abysmal Thing couldn’t chain rhymes to spark fling fire
Now owning you’s only appealing when you’re added to my attire…

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Written by: Vladimyr P.
Additional Writing Help by: Trakked, Freshy Kanal, and Brodecai
Beat Producer: Anywaywell


The Skin Taker vs Leatherface. Sinister Rap Battles (ft. Mr. Jay)

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