dude revealed his secret identity within one line. fire battle though !!🔥🔥🔥

Happy 420 everyone! Light up a joint and have a listen to two of the funniest and deepest musicians to ever hit big time rap it out. This battle might be one others have done, but no one can do it like Jenni does~

Weird Al Voiced By Zawesome
Bo Voiced By WoodenHornets
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Thumbnail By Creeper Pasta

BEAT: Accordion Freestyle Reggae - Hip Hop Instrumental - 2019


Bo:

Welcome to the internet, Weird Al
So place your bets, Weird Al. You’ll get wrecked, Weird Al
It’s the best of the next gen humor and mood
Against the dude who got big writing songs about food
Got the hottest shit, Netflix profiting
The only time your topping it, is with that sloppy wig
And let’s talk about your choice of attire
Prints so bright, I wish my Eyes were on Fire!
I’m a master with my Words, Words, Words
When I split an old turd into thirds, thirds, thirds!
And I’m predicting that you’ll slam me with your Grammys
But it couldn’t save you from the fact your fans are Boomer Grannies!
I may be younger but maybe take some advice
Rappers aren’t the guys to try when you’re looking for paradise!
People treat you like a genius but it’s all in your head
When we can use UHF to prove that Art is Dead!

Weird Al:

Put down that microphone and listen to me, Bo!
Cause guess What? It’s time for Al to put up a fight
You won’t have a easy time when you’re dissing me, Bo
Should make your special and just stay Inside
Since Demento, I’ve been rocking the squeeze box
You were falling down the Vine, with your whiny little tween talk
And sure you got tears flowing back in Eighth Grade
You only stir up emotions when we can’t see your face!
So stop the Word Crimes, you really need to man up
With those raps it’s the first time I’ve laughed at your stand up
You acting like these fake deep songs give you clout
With the listeners asking “What is this song all about?”!
Running With Scissors, of course I can cut a track
I rocked it as Wreck-Gar, but you’re the one talking trash
Your talent’s one act. I’m a master of variety
Probably stutter out your next verse: performance anxiety

Bo:

I thought I was hypocrite but you’re full of crap
This has been panders harder than Chipp McCapp
You’d need to parody my rap for you to have a chance to do this
I’m provoking real thoughts, you just Dare to be Stupid!
And with a bach in architects, I was expecting
You to build a better verse and flow for me to come and wreck it
Al’s Polka Face will crack when this master starts to hurt ‘em
Of course you were gonna lose. ‘Cause foes? Bo burns ‘em!

Weird Al:

More frantic banter with those ansty songs
Think you’ll win this but Everything You Know is Wrong!
So stay where you belong! You’re better behind the scenes, dude
Al’s got more talent than a jam packed Green Room!
But don’t panic! You’ll get beat by a classic
You’re so White and Nerdy, you’re my perfect demographic!
Battling Bo? I’ve had it! You couldn’t spit fire, kid.
So do us both a favor, and get back to retirement!

Weird Al Yankovich Vs. Bo Burnham - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

why tf has THIS been the alternate mix? idk...



thumbnail by box_soldier22 (Me :])

mixed by box_soldier22 (Me :])

og battle by ace 

Salad Fingers Vs Norman Bates. Ace Rap Battles. [ALTERNATE MIX By Me]

THIS IS MATTIES BATTLE
I ONLY UPLOADED IT FOR THEM

Rosenthal as Nugget Dog
garbageGothic as Stupid fucking Horse
Written by: M&Mattie
Edited by: kkfkf
Mixed by: Silus Gadjdosik
Beat: https://youtube.com/watch?v=PTe8H_rqDTw&feature=share9
Beat by: Fantom XXX
Nugget Dog:  
Stepping to a bad dog guess ya haven't heard
Ain't flooding any dreams yet they still spread my word
I'm dominate and toppling FRBs biggest names
Ask anyone in call right now who has the bigger fame (ya see)
Im built different, my presence is chillin, enter a call and that shit ain't the same
I kill bitches, you ditched Dani, that ain't the spirit of rap battle day
And what can I say, you're monstrous.  Lying to our face
Knock Rayyan off this Trojan Horse then set that shit ablaze
Stupid Horse:
Sorry did I miss something? Who started this kids craze?
I mean it's got me chucklin: Whats with the long face?
I leave Serena shook, so imma just say fuck it
Who let bro cook? Turnin Tracks to burnt chicken nuggets
Lil bros claiming dominance? I'm up here toppin lists
Its like its Nugget Rap Battles up here with all  these toxins
Dawg I got that dawg in me so instead of having a fit
Talk your talk or why not go back to your room and cry bitch
Nugget Dog:
I'll say it: Mario vs Link was kinda Mid heathen
Ain't talkin my main man when I get my Dick Eaton
Epona's more Ebola. Don't make this a chore
Shake a Clown to his core till he's crying on the floor.
Stupid Horse:
That was a nice first draft!  Can't wait for the full plan
Fuckin up this bitch now he's dead.  Mr Hands!
See you're drowning in my flow, good luck with me.
May not be a titan but you ending like that submarine….

Nugget Dog vs. Stupid Fucking Horse

Nugget as Melvin 
Grasman as Eggman
Written by Nugget
Additional writing by Grasman
Edited by Grasman
Art By Grasman
Mixed by Walk 
Beat by Dannson 
Shout out Mel 

Melvin:
When you battle the best. This will be your final test.
That’s a reference your old ass wouldn’t get
That hedgehog prick is the problem, yes? It’s clear what the Solution is.
A animal proof robot would probably do the trick 

Like c’mon I’ve made better weapons out of my snot
You call yourself a doctor but you need one for weight loss 
I think I learnt about you in history now that I  see ya
That’s right, you’re the guy who survived a bullet, unlike Maria

Eggman:
When talking doctors, I’m the fliest. Who do you think you’re fighting 
Apparently we’re both smart but I don’t fall for gaslighting
You can make robots too but you don’t scare me in the slightest 
Since I have wrecking balls coming in hotter than Miley Cyrus 

Welcome to my class! This student getting schooled
Today you’ll learn how to have people want to talk to you 
Don’t mess with me dude, Robotnik, will be your doom
And I’ll piss on your grave as if it was the moon!! (HAHAH!)

Melvin:
Why are you laughing? What’s funny?
The only thing cracking up here is you, Humpty Dumpty 
Now I wanna ask, where do you get all that cash
Spending so much on machines and that farret slash mustache 

Showed my parents my report card and they went AYEE
only thing bigger than my brain is my GPA
Y'know I’m on a roll, staying on task, got that homework-flow!
You’re like behold! My secret weapon! Just call pest control!

Eggman:
Your lines and humor have something in common. They’re shit.
I wonder how the story would have went if you took a hint
Who the hell names their kid Melvin? I think I outta mention
This freak would rather kill himself then have detention 

Robotnik you can’t stop him from world domination!
My creations do exactly what I make them. 
What’s your motivation? An overweight man beats you every situation 
And here is a revelation. This battle was the demonstration!

Eggman vs Melvin -NRB- (FT Grasman) 100 hour challenge

NOTE: This is a very early audio which was made in a time limit of under 100 hours. I do plan on redoing this. Thank you!

BucketHead as Spider-Man
BuffaloBrandon as Walter White
Buckethead as Jesse Pinkman
Written by BucketHead & BuffaloBrandon
Beat Produced by InsaneBeatz
Mixed by Jordy
Shoutouts to Rayyan, Trakked, & Korekitten
Additional help by NO ONE LOL

Lyrics:

[Announcer 0:00]
BONELESS BATTLE
Spiderman…
Vs.
Walter White!
Begin!

[Spiderman Verse 1 0:09]
Let’s get one thing straight, my name is Peter B. Parker
Shoot my web on a beat like its graffiti, now that’s a fight marker!
I fly high saving guys in the sky
Your wife, Sky, she pulled a knife on you, White!  
Jesus christ! Your whole life was in shambles!
Pulled off heists, yet your family was too much for you to handle!
I set a new standard for animation in the theaters
My legacy will grow, you’re in the Crawl Space and can't reemerge

[Heisenberg Verse 1 0:29]
I’ve dealt with flies before, I’m not afraid of a spider
Your “friendly neighborhood?” It doesn’t compare to my empire
Got doxxed by Mysterio because he couldn’t take a loss
So I’ll have to take after him, and I’ll properly finish the job
If you really don’t want chaos, then turn away and run
Your endings never pay off, sequels can’t just keep on making buzz
This battle is no challenge, it’s more like child’s play
Ironic when you remember the horrors of Elsagate

[Spidey Verse 2 0:49]
You bombed and crashed atop the track, when in rap, you’re like Jane’s dad!
Denied the fact that ASAC Shrader’s brain would be dead ASAP!
He couldn’t save Hank, so Heisenberg had hid and laid back
Seems Walter White’s whole plan declined because he had to face Jack!
Bemused about this crazy douche who’d gotten his morals confused
The way I see it, Heisenberg’s just Light for middle aged dudes!
Expected something I can stomach, when Walter is up to cook
But when we’re both inside the kitchen, “I don’t feel so good”

[Walter Verse 2 1:09]
Peter, this is not meth, it’s a verse to leave you disheveled 
Sold out to Disney, like it’s your marriage to the devil 
Unlike Spiderman 3, My show always bathes in acclaim
Forget your whole monologue; just say my name
Jesse! “What’s up, Mr. White?” Right now, we need to cook
If you want food, then cut the grease, eat something that's actually good
Busted Gus, leaving half of his face burnt to a crisp (emergency!)
While your whiny ass couldn’t put down Wilson Fisk (permanently!)
Talk about my marriage, you and MJ aren’t a constant as a pairing
Jonah controls opinions better than you with Mary Jane (Bitch!)
Can’t defy Heisenberg when I’m rhyming words, so go and step    
You’ve dropped the ball harder than your dear Uncle Ben and Gwen.

Spiderman vs. Walter White. Boneless Battle.

CornCob as Banban
GodzillaFan8889 as Red
Trav Shark as The Technician

Crew 
Beat by Insanebeatz 
Written by Trav Shark 
Additional writing help by PhantomCom Art by Trav Shark, Radish Stew, Teimunity Backgrounds by Trav Shark  
Thumbnail by Radish Stew  

Banban:
Who's this, some bulbous headed Elmo in a lab coat?
I know you're a mad genius, so let me break down a few notes
We teach preschoolers, make respectful decisions without experiments
But you watch people do your work as they get torment

My game is itself while yours is locked behind Roblox's Doors
With your little bit of screen time, you're nothing but a bore
Your run down play place has nothing to moral
So you don't need a theme park when your mind is your own Odd World

Now I'll knock you out and take your items and rap skills
Cause you act like the mastermind, but you're more like the third wheel kill
Feasting on your pancreas is what I want til your time to die slips
You just trick people with manipulation to help? Talk about a sign flip

You're IQ is as blinding as green's sight
Cause all you care about is money and not the fight
I'll make sure you'll leave without any parties
Cause when I'm here this battle is foolhardy


Red:
With my hypothesis, that verse was not really a punch
So do you mind doing some work for me, it's not like your kid friendly to watch
Your whole concept design looks like it was from a 5 year old
I'm knocking down unpopular pins like your mixed reviews told

Better stay out Banban, cause I'll make sure your banned (banned)
Could've taken the chance and just ran
Your game might have the green light, but the snail would give you the red light
Can't have anything harder than a stone, all it takes to leave is a drone in flight

I have stings in my rhymes like a Stinger Flynn
To me, your whole character is kinda mid
How does something cutesy turn into something brutey?
You're more like Poppy Playtime mixed with Baldi's Basics
After this burn, not even batteries can power you up and make your rap fix

Like Jesus, how can a bird be so violent?
Is it because its babies are as fragile as your elevator lift?
Took away key cards, but that didn't change a bit
All would take to save people is a hand flip


Banban:
Just to remind you, Banbaleena would rip you to pieces 
But I think it's better to have a new punishment than leaving you rot in feces
Such as making you sit in detention 
Cause I bet you're just desperate for people's attention

How about you try to calculate the amount of times you fail to kill final survivors
Cause every plan you make ends up with you being a liar
How did you turn an amusement park into a literal Jurassic Park?

So why not just experiment your way to actually fight
Cause Oswald Davis is dead to you and would've tested your might
You're no man behind any slaughter cause he lives in vents
Your hiding skills are completely hopeless, thinking outside the box doesn't make sense

You have many theme park technical problems
Cause a technician just tries to stop them
If you want to make things better, try making a pterodactyl that actually uses its wings
Guess when everyone is not around your place, you must feel very blue and it must very sting


Red:
I really think you should reconsider and think about what you're doing
This guy's mind is more psycho than you, so there's no fooling
Don't try to get into his temptation
Cause his Jolly Green Giant almost gave him a full mutilation

This devil would just die if had any holy water
Cause it would be a way for a burn to tatter
Try to actually try to put a scratch on me you devil Gumby
Since it's your only way to win without getting a bit tumbly

Your preschool is just empty, literally your students are trash
You could leave this battle if you want, just have a party for a bash
You say you're a principle, I say you mean it as "of evil doing"
Bendy wannabe wants kids to have fun, but ends up scaring them with his roaring

[Couldn't fit all the lyrics here, so this is all you get]

Banban vs. Red ft. CornCob & GodzillaFan8889

RaccoonBroVO as Jack Slash  
Justgamer as Jhin
Writer:BirdJormungandr
Mixed by Serena 
Beat by Trunxks Beatz
Character Art: 
Jack Slash-Grasman 
Jhin-Valonide
Cover Art-JK

LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fUoLh8XESc_HbCwPwDmGpzuxl_x_LRVP8-Nc-4liyTk/edit?usp=drivesdk 


VERSE ORDER: 
Jack Slash Verse 1 - 0:13
Jhin Verse 1 - 0:55
Jack Slash Verse 2 - 1:37
Jhin Verse 2 - 2:05

Jhin vs. Jack Slash (WORM SPOILERS AHEAD) - League vs. Anything! - Bird's Rap Battles

Hanzo Hasashi (Mortal Kombat) VS Caleb Quinn/The Deathslinger - Dead by Daylight VS Anything 

Swizkii as The Deathslinger

JustGamer as Scorpion

Writing by CornCob7178 

Mixing by ClarenceTheDuck

Art by FulmonThe and Grasman

Thumbnail by WeThink

Produced by DiamondStyle

Scorpion: 
Slicing through my rivals; Turning them into geysers
Only time I lose a life is giving it for the Shiria
But then I rose from the ashes blazing through players like a virus
Just to condone violence, and spend time scathing at an Irishman? 

Challenging me was a mistake, luckily you’re not worth feeling my blade
I would’ve assumed that you were Shang Tsung with the writer’s room attempt at a copypaste
Make like your leg; And brace yourself, for when you’re once again buried in the Leftovers Tier
I only need to mention to a helpless teen to make you Get Over Here!

Our intentions were vengeance (Restless) but neither of us can chain a connection (Dreaded)
Cuz you sold your inventions, and spent the direction on the men that you dreaded (Pathetic!)
And once all your success was met with Caleb vanished, along with his relevance
While you were lost to the fog, there wasn’t left a single mention

Deathslinger:
Out of all the bounties I’ve hung this is the right guy;
Who spent an eternity dying for his lovebug but died to a fucking fly?
I’m the Top Dawg, of Dead Dawg you’re dead meat, in my lodge
You best get The Hell out of Dodge before you’re dislodged like Bayshore!

You’ll feel your heart-beat, as I reel you in closer, burning from my flows, but I thought you were used to exposure
With how much you cry other your dead son and wife I can’t decipher how much your throat hurts
This incests more of the Netherrealms cash-cow, you’re just mad cuz your head is a madhouse
Scorpion’s always on the front, how can he only get over to the background?

You’re figure is translucent I see and I shoot through it
Choices ain’t ruthless, they stupid; Like how Quan-Chi fooled ya, it’s just an illusion 
While you’re doomed in my pursuit you’re still abused by Ed Boon 
He’s making ya worse with each reboot leaving you more useless than a Hex: Boon

Scorpion:
Caleb Quinn is a tale about an immigrant, so grim that when it came to family graves, he was filling em
But when it came to filling boots he was only fit for embarrassment
Fitting that not finishing your nemesis landed you imprisonment
Catching Henry? You nailed every hit; Bullies in sight? You’re high-tailing it!

Deathslinger: 
Looking like an Instagram Reel? You’re kidding if that’s supposed to get me shook
Though if you’re losing kin, skin and appeal, then let me give you The Hook
Despite your hard-on for CQC, you’re nowhere near me
Killed your own hype, with the little appearing this draw ended with a Hara-Kiri

Special Thanks too:
Auryngamer
ClarenceTheDuck
Cody Carrick
FulmonThe
Smegmeg
TravShark
TomPuffs
Qhello

Scorpion VS The Deathslinger (Ft. Justgamer & Swizkii) - Dead by Daylight VS Anything

Welcome back to another rap battle! To coincide with the video releasing today on the Triangleb channel, I’ve decided to release the audio for this battle on SoundCloud! It’s Christmas vs Hanukkah, two of the highest holidays of the year, who will win? That’s for you to decide!

Ego as Christmas
Rabi as Hanukkah

Written by MC Fawful and Cranice
Beat by Anywaywell (arranged by Quizzique)
Mixed by Jort
Cover-art by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

(0:15)
Christmas:
Ho ho ho, Christmas has come here to spit some flow!
Against a dragged out cash grabber who I’ll leave back out in the snow!
Trying to go toe to toe with the holiest day of the year? Now that’s an awful play,
Cause dude, you should know what happens when others go and cross my holiday.
Let’s go miracle V. miracle, your oils verse up-from-the-dead,
I don’t need a crown of thorns to know you’re touched in the head
Staying en masse under Christ, you know that we keep it merry!
When I’ve been carrying with my carols even before Mariah Carey!
This gilded faux oughta know that their tropes are best kept long ago
Cause who’s pulling up to the donut shop saying “yeah, can I get uhhh sufganiyot?”
You’re stuck in the past, I’m here in the present, your future is dimming, and it’s such a shame,
That hundreds of years were spent singing and dancing and yet there’s nobody that can spell your name!

(0:59)
Hanukkah:
I find it quite funny that you think that you’ll hold a candle to my bars,
Cause I got 8 Lines to light up this track and send you up there with your stars.
And really man, if that’s the best you give? You think they resent me, then you’re wrong.
Got some guy who comes down once a year saying “I’ve been away from my children for far too long.”
The Maccabees kicked ass in Israel, but dude, I heard all your Syrians lost. (Damn.)
And I don’t mean to turn your joy to tears, but I know my win’s gonna make y’all cross. (Ooh.)
So when I’m up and warring Christmas, then they’re for sure gonna be served,
Then you can go tell all those “Santa deniers” that your “Jesus” guy was on our side first.

(1:29)
Christmas:
I’d say come and join our side if you want some oil-less dishes
Cause jeez, even I couldn’t give life to those freaking soulless disses!
Hearing all this fire from me, I know that it must be stressful;
There’s no truce between these two titans when I’m spitting this heat at your temple. (Uh, look)
I’m rapping so clean even under the tree, and when branching out into your 3,
You still couldn’t make the cut above me; it’s unorthodox thinking you’d spit something clean!
I’m a gift to the families, but your weak selling out for a week got them failing financially,
Buddy, you winning’s something I am not buying, your victory’s the real fantasy!

(1:58)
Hanukkah:
Your whole shtick’s a babe in a manger, and I’ll be putting you in danger,
Mrs. Claus been making too many latkes for Santa, y’all gotta restrain her
And he’s around the world in one night, dude? Something tells me he’s fakin’ it,
Soaring so high that I bet that bottle’s not the only Coke he’s been takin’ in (heh.)
When you’re Sharing this track with me, best stay over there while I’m keeping lit up.
You couldn’t hope to be Half of me, think you’re causing these happenings but I think you’re kidding.
(Ugh) It’s best you Give up, you Get All the fame but forget who was blazing your trail through the sun
While I’m spinning these tracks, you just stand and do nothing, you’re coming out with Nun.
The OG original, you’re just a Saturnalia knock-off
I’ve rocked these same eight days for ages, you robbed Yule to get your paraphernalia rocks off
As the sun sets on this fight, just like your lights, you went out fast.
And just like the Thanksgiving Day Parade, you’ll stay in dead last!

Christmas vs Hanukkah - TriangleBattles

Knives Chau kinnie thinking he’s a Scottaholic
But Nugget’s a fraud, he hasn’t even read the comics
Knives would fucking hate you - her father would, too
You’re a puny, white dork, there’s no honor in you

Now you’re going after Benjamin, you’re jealous, kid, face it
Your sense of humour is carried by our association
If he and I said “fuck it, let’s ditch him” and called it quits
Your reputation would plummet and no one would like your bits

Guess Nuggets were meant to dip, I’m taking you to McDonalds
You’ll have to leave Shimario or we might have some problems
Let’s just say he’s got a record, not your story to hear
But if you work fast food, that dude is someone to fear

Fuck it, I’m taking you back to the Cinderace days
You were just another stupid fucking kid who played games
We would laugh behind your back because you’re really damn strange
Shit, come to think about it, not a single thing changed

Aniyah asked if we liked you, I told her it’s going great
That’s what she wanted to hear, was lying right to her face
“Cuz all of us think you’re weird, you act like a fucking dummy
We only pretend to be your friend because it’s kinda funny

But it wasn’t enough just sabotaging yourself
You had to bring someone else, and now I’mma give him hell
Shimario, didn’t expect you to go balls out
Bitch, shut the fuck up ‘fore I put all them phone calls out

You made on Discord, begging me not to talk about McDonalds
Then went and dropped my name as if we wouldn’t have a problem
Fuck a warning shot, try that pussy shit again and maybe I’ll
Get Stupes to narrate the story to put on my main account

But while you’re here, sit down, let’s have a talk
How’s your series going? Oh? Still no progress at all?
Well shit, if Rabi and Patrick are busy then I get it
It’s not like I expect you to do anything but edit

Speaking of, our vid’s gonna hit 2 milly after April
For making your career, I thought that you’d be more grateful
Instead, you always run your mouth and give a stupid take or two 
I don’t wanna hear you talk unless I’m fucking paying you

Your best battles are superfluous
If I won with Weegee vs Tails Doll, CreeperPasta’d be furious
Views are incomparable, 30 thousand is light
You can’t even pretend that you’re on my level like Fight

Maybe you’ll do it like him, you’ll write a diss on me
Before BOTY, then lose by 6 votes, gee
I wonder who switched up? Well I’m not naming any names, yo
But JustGamer really needs to fucking stick to gameshows

I said I’d never do a battle and it’s true
Right now it’s just me, not sharing a track with you
I hope you’re having fun, diss track season’s begun
‘Cuz now every kid in FRB will wanna do it too

where's knives? - ItsNugget & Shimario Diss Track

Who won? http://www.strawpoll.me/18850111

Dee as Z̢͡A̶̧̛̛͜Ĺ̢͠G̢̀Ơ̷
Nekomancer as Marcel Duchamp

Beat by Sean Divine
Mixed by Dee and Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Nekomancer
Written by Nekomancer

Z̢͡A̶̧̛̛͜Ĺ̢͠G̢̀Ơ̷:
HE͞ ̶CO͞M͢E͢S̨ INTO ҉BAT͡TL͟E, ͠A̛N I͠NF̵INĮTE HIV͟E̶M͝I̴ND ̶TO B͠LAZ̨E O̵FF͜
̧IN̨VO̕K̛ING A͠ĢA̕INST TH́È ̨INFER͏I̶OR EX̢CU͢SÈ OF ART̵IST́IC̸ ͞“CH͞A̕OS͏”̶
AG͟A͞I͡NS͡T̷ ḨIM͠, ̴NȨZP̨E͘RD͏IAN’S̢ BES̴T͝ ̴P͘UT̴TING I̧N ́AGAINS̀T҉ YOUR ͏ṔA͘T͝HO҉S
TO LEA̡VE̶ TH̛E͜ ͢C͘R͠ƠWD̸ SC͡REA͘M̷I̶N̕G M̛Y ŃĄM͞E͡ IN ̵M̧O͘RE TH̀AN͘ J̕US̵T҉ ̧AP̵PLAŲS̷E͘
Z̵͜͞A̡҉͠L̴̢͝G͘͟O̸҉!̵̧̨ T̸HE͢ V͢ERY EM̧B̨ODIME̢NT̷ O͜F̕ ́D͞I̵S͝OR̢DER͠
CAN'T ORDER ̢DIS͟S͠ES̀ AGAI̴NS̕T ̨T͝HIS D͢I̧SS O͜RDER! ̡B̀R̛I͟N͠Ǵ ̷T͘HI͟S HO͜ŔROR̡ I͜N Q͟U̡ICK ̡O̢RDE̶R͜!
̶TH͝I̡S͢ T҉OR͡T͡URE ͜F͏RO͟M͜ ͡TH͏E HIGH͘EST ̡HOLY KNI̕GHT̛ D́EM͟AŃDS Y͡OU͞ TO ̕K̸NE҉EL
'LES͝T͢ ͢T̡HE E͝T́ER͜N̡A͢L CR̴I͘MS͞O͡N ͡GOD̨ ̨LEAVES ̷Á ̶DĘCAY̶ ̡ THAT YOU C͏A͡N'̛T̷ ̡H͢ÉA͢L͟
F͜UC̨K͡ C͞TH̴U҉L͘HU, I̛'M̢ T҉HE TRUE̷ C̷O͝S͝MIC ͜H̷OR̵RO̴R ̸O̸N ͠TH͡E ͝S̢LA̶TE
́OV͢ER̶SH͠AD̸OW̸E͜D͞ H.P.,̵ Y̡ET ͡TH̡E ̡WO͢RDS ͢THĄT́ I ͟-C̕R̷A͟FT ͢A̶RE P̀UR͜E̵ ̀H̷A̵TE҉!
͘W̢IT͡H ÝOU͠R̶ SO҉CI̢ETAL D̸ÉCA̢Y̡ ҉T̡H͏AT COUL̴D̕ EVĘN ̡G̨IVE͠ ̨ME̢ ̷S҉CA͢RES,͠
I͜T SE̕E͟MS TH̸AT͠ THI̴Ś SO-C̕AL͜L҉ȨD͟ "͢ĆƯBI̸S͝T" IS ̛MORE ̵FITTING A̛S̨ A ̷S̷QU͝ARE͏

Marcel Duchamp:
Av-en garde to hives of the maimed, you'd best jot down what we say
Leave a mage decayed and laid back from whence He Came
How pitiful that none of those seven mouths could attempt to hurt
Comic Strip egos even harder than a Bride By Her Bachelors
Leaving no fourth Wall for you to hide behind in weary handles
‘Cause I thought we already had Lord English battles Du this -cha-nnel!
I thought we praised font readability when it comes to puny blows
But I ought to be a dia-critic when you’re the one abusin’ unicode
I’m being Étant donnés no reason to take blokes seriously on thread screens
For, every tread seam this red fiend gets is at-best-dead memes
The single thing I admire from this sentinel’s regrettable;
that you’re so Grotesque that your “art” is nowhere near the retinal!

Z̢͡A̶̧̛̛͜Ĺ̢͠G̢̀Ơ̷:
RET̕INAL̨?̧! ̧ALL͞ I SĘE͢ W̛ITH͠ M̶Y IN͟FI̶NITE ̷"̡NAKED̴"͟ ̵E̕YE҉ ͡IN̶ S͠TARE͡ P͏LA̡CÈ
̡I̵S ̴YOU͞R̶ L͝YRI̛C̕ QUA̕L͏ITÝ D͜E͏SCEND̷ING ̵F͝UR̷TH͏E̵R ̷THAN͘ YOUR ͞S͜T̕A͘IRCAS͞E
L̛O̧OK ̵IN THE ͟LARGE҉ ͟LO̧O͘K̡ING̶ ͜G̵LA̴SS͝; Y̢O͟U͟R WH͢OLE CARE͟ĘR͏ ̵WA̸S A͞ M̴ISSTEP
W͘H͞EN̨ ҉T͏HE NE̢O-D͟ADDY̛ O͢F̕ T̡H͏E ̧MOV̡E̵M͟E͟NT F̷AI͞L̡E͡D ̴T̴O̵ R̵EFO͢R̴M͏ ON͞E̵ ͝C̷O͟N͜CE̡PT͝
AS̢ ̸E͠NLIG̡HTE̶NM͞E͠NT̷ I҉N ͡HOLY̕ LI͏ĢHT̀ SHIN̷ES ͞BL̷AC̨K IŃ ̸E͘V̵ĘR̶Y̕ PAN͜EL, ͡
T̀A̧KÈ Y̵OUR ̷PĄIN͏T̸ A͞N̶D̵ ZAL̵-̕GO̢ BĄC̀K͡ ̕T̵O͠ THE͜ ҉SĘCTIO̧N D'̀O̵Ŕ C͟H̀ANN̛E̢L̡

Marcel Duchamp:
Please, you get pissier every second than my Fountain submission piece
So little material to diss, it’s impossible for us to Know Your Meme
Because as I flip the roles on this asswhipped rot brainlet,
this series has become Modernist versus Classic Paint.NET!
While the internet degrades you as a second fiddle of the Slender kind,
your Photoshop’s so basic, it couldn’t even please the EDITOR’s mind!

Z̢͡A̶̧̛̛͜Ĺ̢͠G̢̀Ơ̷:
ŃĮC̡É ́TR͢Y M̧E̛R̴E MORT̸AL҉,͠ BÚT ̨YOU͟’͏VE ͝S̶O̕METHI͞NGĄW̢F͘U͠L̕ ͞CO͜N͠S̡TAN̸TL͘Y͘ REHEARS̨E̕D́:
̛R̀E͠PEA͏TIN̸G͞ ҉T͢H͠E̴ ͢S̢AME͏ ͏F͠U̴C̸K̨I̧NG̸ ͘J͘O̷K͟E ÌN EV̀E͡RY͝ ̸SI̢N͘G̀LE͝ V͜ERSE
A̡ ͜L͘IT̷ERAL̀ "B̷LOOD̡Y͡ ̸H̸E̡LL͜" I͡S͟ SE͡EIN͡G͘ A B̸L͟ÉE͠DI̧NG͜ ̸A̡F̶F́I͢ǸIŢY
CO͜UL͠DN'T̨ ̶C͢OMPR͡E̕HEN̵D ͡A̷ ̨F͜LOW͢? ͝Ỳ̷̷͜Ơ̷͡U̧̨͟͡C̶̢A̶̧N͠͠Ņ̵̨O̸̴̵̡T̶̶̡Ć͜O͏̶̷̛͘M̶͞Ṕ̢̢͜R̢É̢̧͢H̷҉͜͟͞E͟͢Ǹ̴̕̕D̴̀Í̵͠͞N̴͢͜͠F̢͝͡͏I̡̛Ń̀͡Ì̶̷͜T̨͏́Y̶̴͟͡͞

Marcel Duchamp:
So-called "creepypasta anti-gods" are on par with unwanted house guests
Et d'ailleurs, c'est toujours les autres qui meurent
Face it, you're a fragment of the past, outdated to handle a blow
Because what's your corrupted "art" and religion when I dismantle both?

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