hot take this battle is good and you should let someone who is a big fan of it redub /those parts

What's the beat you used here? I've been looking for it for quite a bit

This took a complete 180 oh my god yes i love it

this really done did get fixed in less than a day

who edited the beat and who edited the vocals

Mint as Marge Simpson
TheAngryMidget as DanTDM

Beat: Funeral by Epistra (with extra production by Mint)

Written by Mint and Nekomancer 

Lyrics:

Marge:
Hey Homie, where’d you go? I’m in Minecraft!
I’m standing beside this giant lab! Wait, which Family Guy is that?

Dan:
SHUT THE FUCK UP and watch my Minecraft Dating Sim
You can go and make me sandwiches, or is that way too Grim?
So hey guys, Dan here - verse Yoda Griffin with bad hair
I’m here to take this W, beat your stupid ass, AND swear!
And if that's where, you're gonna throw your blows I'll load them down your throat so you don't
Answer! Choke Groening's oaf til she spills Redstone everywhere!
When TheDiamondMinecart's down in riding hot tracks Imma fire on lock and blast a hasbeen
Shine like bright stars who you'd hire for cheap parts as your series' climb stops for cash ya bastard
You're a disaster, even worse than any tornado mod that I’d detect
from the forecaster! Shuck this blue corn and throw her with the rest of the defects

Marge:
... I’ve heard Brits can’t rap, but… that was absurd
Don’t even have a name for your fans - except racial slurs
This spoiled Eboy’ll be YouTube’s roadkill in 4 mill
So I’ll be happy while rapping DanTDM in a casket, turd
Your basket filled with crap shoots can’t be piquing my fancy, that’s rude
This minor miner’s mining minors! That’s the way you get your cash dude
While my legacy is timeless! If you think that you can tally up
You’re more high than Jade and Mint while thinking up this battle matchup
Rap fast so you can’t catch up; maybe call your pal Sonic instead
Because a give item command is the only time you’re gonna get head

Dan:
Oh boy, that was a Terrifying Rap Encounter
Better call Dr Trayaurus cus that gave me fucking cancer
I could dance a round my lab and get more progress done than your
Animators, in 5 minutes cus all you can do is pander
Shine a lantern on your show's charm; exponentially decreased
It's like Matt Groening saw 2 bucks and said "I just think it's neat"
While I'm still fly like I'm elytras, still at the top of the square game
You're fly like a… uh… your son falling out an airplane?




Marge:
Homie, why’d you leave Bart in charge of the television? We both know he’s impaired
Leave this asshole beaten bluer than both of our hair, so go and be scared
You had apparently cameoed with Pixar, holy fucking shit
But Article 13’s the time that Dan Breaks The Internet!

DanTDM vs Marge Simpson. R∆P BATTLE! S0E1

No, not Dream SMP.

Trakked as This Man
SimplyRazzy as Grey Man
Beat produced by Ear2ThaBeat
Written by Trakked, DCA, Nooby and 01Tyler10
Additional help by JenniNoMRC and M&Mattie
Chiseled by Jofinity and Danii
Mixed by ENNWAY
Special effects added in by Trakked
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by 01Tyler10

Battle:

This Man: 
Hello, Grey Man. I suggest you stop treading 
There’s no good ending wherever you’re heading
Been here since ‘06, I’m a legend on the net
You’re a relic on consoles that they all seem to forget
Ever Dream of me? Let’s go behind the scenes
And see a cracked mind, broken by LSD
I'm seen by thousands on a day-to-day basis
You only show up to one; no wonder you're faceless
It's a dream imitation. We’ve no relation
You’re a basic emulator only sold on Playstation.
I’ve no containment, while you’re stuck in bad trips
I’m ancient, this cartridge’s getting sent back to the attic
I'm a worldwide phenomenon, you're stuck in Japan
Got a half-assed game and you're half of a man
So what does that make you? Is this a breakthrough?
They think you're a rapist, they don't want to face you 

Grey Man:
Was that a Downer verse? It didn’t hurt me.
Doesn’t take a therapist to know your verse was murky
You claim to be a cog in a clockwork machine,
But realize you’re part of a marketing scheme
I spit cyphers like Diphen, prepare for a mindfuck
I shine bright like fire so best keep your eyes shut
You rip open animals, blame it on children,
Bring him to madness and claim I'm the villain?
Run backwards, but I’m always here to watch ya
Tearing your memories while I gobble creepypasta
Peeping Tom’s already gone, and his story’s dismembered
But your shitty manga? I don’t want to remember.
This district’s so violent, I’ll leave you in silence 
While my game is timeless, You’ve lost your prime, kid 
The people who’ve dreamed of me, only wish they were sober 
So when you see my presence, know that it's all over.

This Man:
Appear all you want; I'd rather block you from my mind
Bombed hard on the track; call you Spy vs Spy
Looking at your script, your coding could use a rewrite
I got an A+ verse, yours was more of a B-type
I give people happy feelings, you give doses of despair
But a year of your game? That’s a neverending nightmare  
You've already lost, so drop the facade
You claim you're a demon? Then bow to your god.

Grey Man:
The dreamscape is mine to command; I’m confining This Man
And I’ll grind you to strands, you’ll find that you’re damned
So why do you try? You’re so black and white,
I’m spitting bright rainbows, a psychedelic sight
I’m a subconscious monster, you’re more of a myth
This mortal is stuck in a moral abyss 
So when I pop this pill and destroy your existence,
The wet dream you have will be much much different.

SCP-990 (Dream Man):
You’re led to believe it’s a win you’re receiving,
But it’d be too easy to say that you’re dreaming.
I've no true form, but your costumes are laughable 
With Grey's deja vu form never surpassing passable 
It doesn't take a future vision to know your raps were disasters
Leaving wars Cold, more old than the skill I've mastered
You’re both seen as antagonistic, giving others fear,
So why not take my hand? I’m not the bad guy here.
A guise filled with lies, more anonymous than your lettering
You want some bars to munch on? Suppose I’ll do the Keter-ing.
Make no mistake; I’ll break your fake X-Files
I’d rather not partake in a screaming match with you exiles
And as I sit on this bench, watching this match from the sidelines,
I chuckle to myself as you both stay in the limelight
So repent for your mistakes; either way you're sure to fall
See the light 'fore it's too late; this is your wake-up call.

(RNG as SCP 990
Beat produced by hala-X)

Grey Man vs This Man - Rap Cypher #20

WATCH ON YOUTUBE: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBWCFE2EwWQ


Battle Cat: Fightmarker
C.A.T.S: JustGamer

Mixed By: GlitchDude
Written By: MidgeChamp and Bork
Art By: Nooby
Mixed By: Glitchdude
Beat By: =


Lyrics:

C.A.T.S.: 
Mechanics at the ready! Prep yourselves for Base Defense
Tank the dents, (yuh) and leave ‘em all for dead just like their relevance 
Rusty Nuts and Bolts! I’ll crunch your codes ‘fore you boost bars 
So best gather your luck before trying to shoot Stars!
I’m locked and loaded! Tearing Kraft marshmallows apart!
Scrap down all your crap to pieces ‘n’ scavenge your game for parts!
Can’t pass this cat's pelt! Want a win? Your chance fell!
Biting off of Undertale? It takes more for this champs belt
And your game? In last! Failed. No way in hell that you’ll match this
I was told I’d get in a cat fight, but it seems that I’ve been catfished
Won’t succeed in this Crash test, like my numbers you’ve blown it
Knowing pussies hate the water, you’d best hide when I’m flowing

Battle Cats:
Domination is secured, this Scum Bag’s our next target
Deploy the Cat Patrol and wipe this pussy off the Market!
So please park it, as your talking wont help save your trash tier team
With the power of God and Anime I’ll make this hick bleed!
Hide behind homemade defenses, while I fight the front lines
Arm yourself with ammunition but still choke to shoot rhymes?!
Going Uber in this Fest, heavy lines like Golden Capsules
You’re on the verge of death, so your next steps best be careful
Come with wretched RVs, you won’t stop these armies
Take bites out of parties, you’ve no idea what you’re starting
We brought Mankind to its knees and now we’re still at large
Whilst you’re playing Fake Mechanic in your mother's backyard

C.A.T.S.:
This cotton swab spawn can roleplay as the winner but
My rhymes are lit! Your lines came straight outta the litter box!
So don’t start with your bigger talk, cuz your win ain’t happenin’
As it seems after that verse your game’s as flattened as your rappin’ is

Battle Cats:
Business is Popping, from Japan to the Cosmos
So know Zepto’s Experiments are no worry to Ponos
Try to pad the time of children, but you were just a quick fad
Nothing new to Battle Cats, another win claimed for the clan!

Battle Cats vs. C.A.T.S | Midge's Rap Battles S2

R.J. MacReady Voiced By Skitzy
Ellen Ripley Voiced By K.C.
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Matt Raichousz
Thumbnail By BDGR

BEAT: [FREE] (DARK) Sci-Fi Type Beat - "Unknown"

MacReady:

This is MacReady, it’s time to get serious
Is the cold getting to me? I must be delirious.
They chose the most basic badass to be my foe
But if you really wanna throw, I’ll leave a body in the snow
I keep a level head, an expert in a chopper
I spit so sick I should be checked out by Copper
You blew the doors open for the female lead
But the only bomb you’re packing now is Alien 3
I’ll roast foes, turn monsters into ashes
You just boring, more robotic than Ash is
So this is Game Over! I’m winning, no hitch
Before I give another drink to a cheating bitch

Ripley:

This is Ripley. Last from the Nostromo.
Word of warning, RJ. I’m a pro, though.
So I’ll be going through this hairy ape. You can’t best me
I’m not a blood drop, Mac, so don’t test me
The fact you actually survive is confusing.
Like how the viewers felt at the end of your movie
I was the blueprint for sci fi women stopping the slaughter
Your film is now a Guide to Being the Imposter!
Call me any name you want, your disses miss
You should avoid contact. Stay away from this bitch
Your ego’s so massive, but all your skills are passive
Hell even your blow up doll’s seen more action!

MacReady:

Mac’s ready for anything as wind blows
I’ll be leaving you burned, call you Windows!
The Arctic snow hurts  but the Thing that’s really killing me
Is the thought of having to sit through your quadrilogy!
Your Chest-bursting might have caused you pain
But didn’t hurt your heart as much as knowing Newt wasn’t saved
Cloning you was deranged! Just gives me more of you to run though
I blow the lid off of battles, so FUCK YOU!


Ripley:

I think you had too much J&B Scotch
You’ll get smoked like Palmer when Ripley’s on watch
This guy is all talk, murdered Clark and didn’t care
But all your friends would be alive if you listened to Blair!
In this battle, we won’t hear you survive
The Thing will have to use your corpse for a warm place to hide
Ripley’s winning, believe or not, so don’t you dare talk
Throw up the white flag as I toss you out the airlock!

Ellen Ripley Vs. R.J. MacReady - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Zombie (Plants VS Zombies) VS Zombie (Minecraft)

crusty ass png

writing: me
voicework: me
poor mixing: me
beat: anywaywell

Zombie (PVZ)

Rising up from my grave, I didn’t come to play.
Listen bud, I gotta say that we just ain’t the same.
Killin’ buds, exterminate, but before my lunch break
EA says you gotta pay, Pop a Cap right at your face!

Yeah, I’m facing a pussy like it’s PVZ!
Only waking at night, d’you need a coffee bean?
Using your babies to fight, so to stop you from running out,
I’ll make more waves with your wife, like “the zombies are coming!” Ouch!

Zombie (Minecraft)

This monster spawned before dawn on this bomb beat,
But all that was audible was you, now I’m yawning
‘Cause the problem that I find wrong with this zombie:
Your army falls into line like you’re playing Zombot-lane!

You got a ludicrous legion that lose to lawn mowers!
It don’t take hours for me to bust down a locked door!
Hardcore, like your head I’m popping off fast!
Who knew you’d have so much trouble trying to touch grass!

Zombie (PVZ)

Yeah, I fuck with the plants and I win it, the minute you step in the light you are finished!
You spend your whole night tryna break in a village and still didn’t get in, you ain’t got no bitches!
So listen, your single-hit disses ain’t similar to me freely feasting on greenies for dinner,
Any mob happens to hurt you and you go ballistic, no wonder you’re riding with chickens!

Ooh, call that a critical hit, the way how I come from the top!
Make like your business and sink when I cut you down a Notch!
You’ve Drowned so sleep with the fishes, but you can’t haunt ‘em!
‘Cause when you fight the Zomboss, you end up Zom-bottom!

Zombie (Minecraft)

All of your rhymes cannot hit, they do light damage!
I die to smite enchantments, you die to spud mines planted!
Ain’t got no weakness, just strength. Do harm? It’s healthy to me!
Minecraft’s making massive money, you’re stuck in the Loonboonies!

My fans are frivolous, your fans forgot your franchise!
I thought you’d be happy to wither like when a plant dies!
I’d tell you to stay dead and release ZackScott’s soul, but
You try to revive and still decline. “Bruhhh” moment.

Zombie VS Zombie - Rap Battle

CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR RETURN TO DREAM LAND

Welcome back to MC Fawful Rap Battles! This battle pits the cosmic jester, Marx, against the interdimensional traveller, Magolor! Which one of these Kirby characters will win? That's for you to decide!

Chao as Magolor
garbageGothic as Marx

Written by MC Fawful
Mixed by Light
Beat by beatg33kz 
Thumbnail by rabi
Special Thanks to Frank the Fre$h and Tommy Salommy

Magolor:
I’m quite impressed with how you’ve grown as a villain,
So let me Paint a picture, since that’s all that’s needed to take you out.
And, when mentioning Kirby’s foes, it’s obvious you don’t fit the bill,
Yet I think that it’s clear which one of us opponents here will take the crown.
So face it, clown! Without Star Allies, you would’ve been missing for years!
Since your drawn out boring plot would grind all of my missing gears!
Made the planets fight but can’t win at all!
Come face me in space and I’d still be the pinnacle!
Cause when talking R.I.P., you took it a bit too literal. 
When I make the beat drop like Drum Dash, it’s best that you run fast,
Since looking at your design, I’m not sure if this piece of gum’ll last.
So when you got into the fighting games, tell me whose dreams came true?
Cause you thought you’d be Ultimate, but your penultimate boss was better than you!
Don’t need an extra verse to end this fraud performer!
Cause people know you for one game, and even then, it just bores us!
You let Kirby do the hard labor by grabbing all the stars,
Then you went and seized the means to his wish, call ya Karl Marx


Marx:
(Hahaha) Did it really take that long for you to Landia shots?
No need to be such a Grouch, cause that verse, I gotta- well, 
You gotta do something if you wanna win this dumb thing,
But since you just rely on others for victory, I don’t think you could do that one thing.
(Hm) You made up for your story by giving Kirby a theme park,
Pal, I made up a whole story and all my shots hit the mark!
Tried to be cool in Kirby Clash with new ideas to grapple,
But then you locked them behind a paywall and said “how do you like them apples?”
(Ooo!) Your soul purpose became null, worthless!
When all that happened was a blob and their pals putting you right into the dirt, kid!
To verse this? I doubt you could bring something good to your fans’ eyes,
Cause all it could take is a sword to the face for you to be cut from the franchise!
When the sun and moon were fighting, I put Kirby to bat, and it left them frightened!
You may think you’re balling, but pal, you’re just falling! You’re not even near where my height is!
So just go and cry for Kirby again, or become another faux foe trend,
Cause my new wish is for everyone to forget this ex-Best Friend.


Also yes I know this is another one verse each I have one more battle planned after this and then I'm done

Marx vs Magolor - MC Fawful Rap Battles

Written by: CreeperPasta 
Beat produced by: Rajaste
Mixed by: CreeperPasta
Thumbnail by: LimJJ
Flowtest by: Theme Park Avenue
Mr Pickles: Dr.Dee
Binky: Kamren
Presentator: Quizzique 
Arthur: CreeperPasta
Arthur's Dad: JustGamer
Francine: CreeperPasta
Muffy: DerpiesGamingBlast


Presentator: 
You Gotta Be Kidding Me: A game for kids and grown ups. What's the problem, Arthur?

Arthur: 
Binky is still fucking my mother, and ever since he came to my house, DW has been missing. What should I do?

Arthur's Dad: 
Here's a tip, Arthur. Get me out of here.

Francine: 
It's ok, Binky is fucking my mother too. You'll get used to it.

Muffy: 
You should mind your business. You'll live longer that way.

Binky: 
Nobody said you couldn't join us, Arthur.

Mr Pickles: 
I know exactly how to deal with your mother, Arthur.

First made her giggle no tickle (uh)
Then made her tickle my pickle (uh)
Killing them all like a sicko (uh)
Make holes in your mind with no prickles (uh)
Do you wanna fight? You're bark and no bite
Don't fuck around with Mr Pickles (uh)
If these bitches bite, oh yes, these bitches bite
Like Tommy, I react with giggles, uh
I'm a different beast from a different breed. I love the taste of minced meat (ruff!)
You're P-BS for an ARG, and as shitpost, you just piss me off
At least I'm loyal to my human. You see your friends as your enemies
You need discipline, so serve me or I serve you to my pet Steve.

Binky:
I took a bath with Arthur's mom, but you're the one who's washed up
Lesser Lassie's trapped in a well. Let's see you get out with more trash talk.
A beast, a threat? To whom, may I ask? It's time you face the facts
You died soulless, and Sheriff replaced you in time as Grandpa gave you the ax 
No more secrets, Mr Pickles. You don't scare me in the least
You may lay down deep on your lair, but you can't hide from this beast
I solve problems. I help people. I seek to achieve perfection
You're a vermin, son of a witch. I hope you like vivisections

Mr Pickles:
Trash talk? I speak the language that makes my bidding get done
From now on, anyone who repeats your verses is speaking in a dead tongue 
So don't threaten me with a good time. Now it's time to say goodbye 
As I rip your limbs, break your ribs and I eat your flesh under the moonlight 

Binky:
Try that on me, your balls come off. Keep this horny beast locked up.
Animals, corpses, your verses, your series. All of those things, you fucked up.
Another problem solved, you knew how this ended deep down.
But cheer up, Mr Pickles. Your corpse will look nice in my treehouse.

Mr Pickles vs Binky (You Gotta Be Kidding Me) - Rap Assault

Starved : Leo Barqui
The Tortured One : Kamren 

Written by Kamren
Additional Help from AlchemyKing
Art by Trakked and CreeperPasta
Beat Prod : Allrounda
Mixed by Kamren
Special Thanks to AdamDRB

Starved Eggman :
Thousands of leagues underneath, very fitting for a sea star
You'll never measure to my intellect and bars
I’m created by a Dumbie but christ, so far
For the first time in forever, I'm actually Starved
Much unlike your comic, the world isn't black and white
So allow me to paint it red with the blood of your kind
First I’ll have you burned in my Furnace like a Flicky
You cannot hope to diss me, you copy of a kitty
I loved that hedgehog, savored every single piece
Tormented by SpongeBob, served up as Krabby Patty meat ;
A tragedy, so sad to see the suffering and agony
Of not getting your taste, so please, gnash at me!

The Tortured One :
I’d ask, but I know exactly how you feed
How unfortunate, I'm not one to appease
Best hope your Fight or Flight response is enough for salvation
For I don't know what's more suspended, myself or your animation
You're just like Eugene, a hollow shell on the outside
Filled with naught but greed, I'd recommend you open wide
Grow a spine, tuck it under your tail, hide and find
Squidward does your job better and doesn't even try
Join death in its dance! Old Man Jenkins needs to realize
You're this way cuz you got a taste of bird : Kentucky Fried!
Come close and embrace, you don't even know your fate
When I complete you more than your mod's last release date

Starved Eggman :
Oh little star, I don’t think you get the concept
You’re a severed limb, an ingredient that was kept
From the eye of one beholder and how did he react?
His mind went like my base, exploded upon impact
All because they didn't ask? Horrid customers, I assure you
Yet the solution to your problem was... feeding them tofu?
Actually, this vermin doesn't deserve to be between my teeth
I'd sooner pick a pack of Snickers if I wanted bars to eat

The Tortured One :
Arrogance won't save you, come catch these hands
Even for you, that's on the nose, I'll rip it out like Mermaid Man
You're putting me to sleep with how out of tune your voice is
Don't preach to me about my feasts, words don't absolve your choices
Regenerating all your blows, slowing you down like your nemesis
The only thing you bit off was another pasta’s Genesys
Never let him cook again, Eggman's cracked on my chains
The life's already dead in his eyes, not worthy to be my Prey

Starved vs The Bikini Bottom Horror - Rap Battle! (ft. Leo Barqui)

Swizkii as Mr Fantastic 
Fightmarker as Mr Scooty

Written by SIR Rap Battles & YLFEthan
Additional writing help by 3ple
Mix + Beat arrangement by SIR Rap Battles
Beat by Tone Jonez
Art by Dilly! & SkydivingQuagga

Mr Fantastic (0:11):
Greetings, I'm Reed Richards, a key figure of modern science
You? A weak fixture; a D-tier kart is what they're driving
And in spite of your patches, your stats stay lacking
A scientific fact: You're untouched, and can't gain traction (You see…)

Like a lightning bolt, I’ll break you down with mathematics
Add cash grab tracks and voila! The chance of a ninth game’s subtracted (Chuckles)
While I was bold enough to shoulder the Future’s Foundation
You rake in a group of hopeless chumps who don’t know how to brake drift

So when I fight a bike with no importance to note
Know that I’ll be splitting it like it’s a fork in the road
Only good for speeding, this form of transport is a joke
Stole the stats of the Landship, you’re nothing more than a clone 

Mr. Scooty (0:45):
(Beep beep!) 
Bring your whole crew, Imma roll through, leave your lady maimed
What's the Fantastic Four to the motherfuckin Crazy Eight?!
This kindergarten kart be serving supes like it's a school meal
Fuck 2 Chainz, on a track they call me 2 Wheelz! (WOO!)

Your power’s stupid bro, (Yuh) you just extend your limbs?! (What?)
I'll tear them and your team apart, call that dis-member-ment 
You’d stretch your shit around your foes, shapeshifting like plastic
And use them to bend to the will of nerds, Mr Fancast-tic!

So quit with your bitching and bickering, no one’s fond of you
It’s like the bonds you grew were made of Unstable Molecules
Your ass was only seven when your mom’s life started hitting the brakes
Must've been Yoshi Circuit with how fast she drifted away

Mr Fantastic (1:20):
You seem to fill a role of being picked by little trolls
Choosing Baby Park, and spamming “I’m using tilt controls!”
How original. I've no patience to further burn this loser
I suppose we're both “Two Tired.” (Heh) cause you're a scooter

Mr Scooty (1:31):
Whether it's Doom or Sue, you're used to losing a match
When your ass gets divorced, there's no F4 you in the chat!
And after all the shit you've been through that turned you into a vengeful traitor,
Ain't talkin’ Jack Kirby when I say that here, you've met your Maker

Mr. Fantastic vs Mr. Scooty (Mario Kart 8). SIR Rap Battles Sidequests

GamingPlush64 as Salad Fingers
Vladimyr P. as Bobby Yeah

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
BOBBY YEAH
AGAINST
SALAD FINGERS
BEGIN

(0:22) Salad Fingers:
Welcome to rap little chap, today you sail on my ship
Ovens on, fire up, I’ll take you on a another trip
Through a world of slaughter, red water, body horror,
In order to corner this low life thief explorer.
You’re an awkward little Garçon, aren’t ya’ little Bobby?
It’s quite Naughty to be touching EVERYTHING for a hobby
And what you utter makes me shudder since you’re nothing but a bluffer
So take your pain porridge, or you’ll end up with a Glass Brother

(0:43) Bobby Yeah:
Take on an animal like me, and this Great War will go south
So it’s time that I shine; to wash the Firth out of your Mouth
And with your ‘orgasmic’ gestures; will leave you with more than a splinter
That will allow me to stop the motion of your middle finger.
You’ve lingered on for too long so you best be prepared
When fingered pawns start to bawl "Don’t Hug me .I’m Scared!"
Andrew-Hands will be back to his cupboard in despair
When transmissions tell him he missed his mark by a hair

(1:05) Salad Fingers:
I like rusty spoons but I don’t like you
And your rain rusted raps taste like soot and poo,
This Eraserhead may have awards that he had “found”
Before your conception, I put animation in the new-ground
The people chilled to the bones, they went where no one else goes,
And they dared to press a button… that was my videos
The story of how I was hexed made them all perplexed
And now it’s written in text, and your loss will be next

(1:27) Bobby Yeah:
I am very sick from the soup that I spit
Try to toss your salad raps, but MY bucket won’t be kicked
Don’t try to sneak out your intentions through the red wall
Because I'm watching you there, and this face sees all
Daddy’s fame delusions from the house to the sewers
Makes you puppeter everyone, right down to your viewers
You will see the blueLight when I distribute this immigrant
The disses that Caillou deserves for being family belligerent

(1:49) Salad Fingers:
I’ll be the one to push your buttons in this Picnic to spit licks
I think I may have miss-clicked on this wannabe dick flick
You managed to get a-head, but by the very last scene
You’ll find a fate much worse than a blade from a guillotine.

(2:00) Bobby Yeah:
The meaning of my fever dreams is forever being disputed
While fan-theories had figured out the nightmares you executed
This battle was a reflection, do you know which side you’re on?
Here’s a hint: Another flesh-boy victory’s stolen and gone.

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad, Ryan Tillotson, Dani Frias, and GamingPlush64
Mixed Audio / Effects by Vlad
Beat Producer: 2Deep
Cover Art Creator: Vlad

Bobby Yeah vs Salad Fingers. Sinister Rap Battles

Who won? http://www.strawpoll.me/18850111

Dee as Z̢͡A̶̧̛̛͜Ĺ̢͠G̢̀Ơ̷
Nekomancer as Marcel Duchamp

Beat by Sean Divine
Mixed by Dee and Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Nekomancer
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Z̢͡A̶̧̛̛͜Ĺ̢͠G̢̀Ơ̷:
HE͞ ̶CO͞M͢E͢S̨ INTO ҉BAT͡TL͟E, ͠A̛N I͠NF̵INĮTE HIV͟E̶M͝I̴ND ̶TO B͠LAZ̨E O̵FF͜
̧IN̨VO̕K̛ING A͠ĢA̕INST TH́È ̨INFER͏I̶OR EX̢CU͢SÈ OF ART̵IST́IC̸ ͞“CH͞A̕OS͏”̶
AG͟A͞I͡NS͡T̷ ḨIM͠, ̴NȨZP̨E͘RD͏IAN’S̢ BES̴T͝ ̴P͘UT̴TING I̧N ́AGAINS̀T҉ YOUR ͏ṔA͘T͝HO҉S
TO LEA̡VE̶ TH̛E͜ ͢C͘R͠ƠWD̸ SC͡REA͘M̷I̶N̕G M̛Y ŃĄM͞E͡ IN ̵M̧O͘RE TH̀AN͘ J̕US̵T҉ ̧AP̵PLAŲS̷E͘
Z̵͜͞A̡҉͠L̴̢͝G͘͟O̸҉!̵̧̨ T̸HE͢ V͢ERY EM̧B̨ODIME̢NT̷ O͜F̕ ́D͞I̵S͝OR̢DER͠
CAN'T ORDER ̢DIS͟S͠ES̀ AGAI̴NS̕T ̨T͝HIS D͢I̧SS O͜RDER! ̡B̀R̛I͟N͠Ǵ ̷T͘HI͟S HO͜ŔROR̡ I͜N Q͟U̡ICK ̡O̢RDE̶R͜!
̶TH͝I̡S͢ T҉OR͡T͡URE ͜F͏RO͟M͜ ͡TH͏E HIGH͘EST ̡HOLY KNI̕GHT̛ D́EM͟AŃDS Y͡OU͞ TO ̕K̸NE҉EL
'LES͝T͢ ͢T̡HE E͝T́ER͜N̡A͢L CR̴I͘MS͞O͡N ͡GOD̨ ̨LEAVES ̷Á ̶DĘCAY̶ ̡ THAT YOU C͏A͡N'̛T̷ ̡H͢ÉA͢L͟
F͜UC̨K͡ C͞TH̴U҉L͘HU, I̛'M̢ T҉HE TRUE̷ C̷O͝S͝MIC ͜H̷OR̵RO̴R ̸O̸N ͠TH͡E ͝S̢LA̶TE
́OV͢ER̶SH͠AD̸OW̸E͜D͞ H.P.,̵ Y̡ET ͡TH̡E ̡WO͢RDS ͢THĄT́ I ͟-C̕R̷A͟FT ͢A̶RE P̀UR͜E̵ ̀H̷A̵TE҉!
͘W̢IT͡H ÝOU͠R̶ SO҉CI̢ETAL D̸ÉCA̢Y̡ ҉T̡H͏AT COUL̴D̕ EVĘN ̡G̨IVE͠ ̨ME̢ ̷S҉CA͢RES,͠
I͜T SE̕E͟MS TH̸AT͠ THI̴Ś SO-C̕AL͜L҉ȨD͟ "͢ĆƯBI̸S͝T" IS ̛MORE ̵FITTING A̛S̨ A ̷S̷QU͝ARE͏

Marcel Duchamp:
Av-en garde to hives of the maimed, you'd best jot down what we say
Leave a mage decayed and laid back from whence He Came
How pitiful that none of those seven mouths could attempt to hurt
Comic Strip egos even harder than a Bride By Her Bachelors
Leaving no fourth Wall for you to hide behind in weary handles
‘Cause I thought we already had Lord English battles Du this -cha-nnel!
I thought we praised font readability when it comes to puny blows
But I ought to be a dia-critic when you’re the one abusin’ unicode
I’m being Étant donnés no reason to take blokes seriously on thread screens
For, every tread seam this red fiend gets is at-best-dead memes
The single thing I admire from this sentinel’s regrettable;
that you’re so Grotesque that your “art” is nowhere near the retinal!

Z̢͡A̶̧̛̛͜Ĺ̢͠G̢̀Ơ̷:
RET̕INAL̨?̧! ̧ALL͞ I SĘE͢ W̛ITH͠ M̶Y IN͟FI̶NITE ̷"̡NAKED̴"͟ ̵E̕YE҉ ͡IN̶ S͠TARE͡ P͏LA̡CÈ
̡I̵S ̴YOU͞R̶ L͝YRI̛C̕ QUA̕L͏ITÝ D͜E͏SCEND̷ING ̵F͝UR̷TH͏E̵R ̷THAN͘ YOUR ͞S͜T̕A͘IRCAS͞E
L̛O̧OK ̵IN THE ͟LARGE҉ ͟LO̧O͘K̡ING̶ ͜G̵LA̴SS͝; Y̢O͟U͟R WH͢OLE CARE͟ĘR͏ ̵WA̸S A͞ M̴ISSTEP
W͘H͞EN̨ ҉T͏HE NE̢O-D͟ADDY̛ O͢F̕ T̡H͏E ̧MOV̡E̵M͟E͟NT F̷AI͞L̡E͡D ̴T̴O̵ R̵EFO͢R̴M͏ ON͞E̵ ͝C̷O͟N͜CE̡PT͝
AS̢ ̸E͠NLIG̡HTE̶NM͞E͠NT̷ I҉N ͡HOLY̕ LI͏ĢHT̀ SHIN̷ES ͞BL̷AC̨K IŃ ̸E͘V̵ĘR̶Y̕ PAN͜EL, ͡
T̀A̧KÈ Y̵OUR ̷PĄIN͏T̸ A͞N̶D̵ ZAL̵-̕GO̢ BĄC̀K͡ ̕T̵O͠ THE͜ ҉SĘCTIO̧N D'̀O̵Ŕ C͟H̀ANN̛E̢L̡

Marcel Duchamp:
Please, you get pissier every second than my Fountain submission piece
So little material to diss, it’s impossible for us to Know Your Meme
Because as I flip the roles on this asswhipped rot brainlet,
this series has become Modernist versus Classic Paint.NET!
While the internet degrades you as a second fiddle of the Slender kind,
your Photoshop’s so basic, it couldn’t even please the EDITOR’s mind!

Z̢͡A̶̧̛̛͜Ĺ̢͠G̢̀Ơ̷:
ŃĮC̡É ́TR͢Y M̧E̛R̴E MORT̸AL҉,͠ BÚT ̨YOU͟’͏VE ͝S̶O̕METHI͞NGĄW̢F͘U͠L̕ ͞CO͜N͠S̡TAN̸TL͘Y͘ REHEARS̨E̕D́:
̛R̀E͠PEA͏TIN̸G͞ ҉T͢H͠E̴ ͢S̢AME͏ ͏F͠U̴C̸K̨I̧NG̸ ͘J͘O̷K͟E ÌN EV̀E͡RY͝ ̸SI̢N͘G̀LE͝ V͜ERSE
A̡ ͜L͘IT̷ERAL̀ "B̷LOOD̡Y͡ ̸H̸E̡LL͜" I͡S͟ SE͡EIN͡G͘ A B̸L͟ÉE͠DI̧NG͜ ̸A̡F̶F́I͢ǸIŢY
CO͜UL͠DN'T̨ ̶C͢OMPR͡E̕HEN̵D ͡A̷ ̨F͜LOW͢? ͝Ỳ̷̷͜Ơ̷͡U̧̨͟͡C̶̢A̶̧N͠͠Ņ̵̨O̸̴̵̡T̶̶̡Ć͜O͏̶̷̛͘M̶͞Ṕ̢̢͜R̢É̢̧͢H̷҉͜͟͞E͟͢Ǹ̴̕̕D̴̀Í̵͠͞N̴͢͜͠F̢͝͡͏I̡̛Ń̀͡Ì̶̷͜T̨͏́Y̶̴͟͡͞

Marcel Duchamp:
So-called "creepypasta anti-gods" are on par with unwanted house guests
Et d'ailleurs, c'est toujours les autres qui meurent
Face it, you're a fragment of the past, outdated to handle a blow
Because what's your corrupted "art" and religion when I dismantle both?

[please never listen to my old battles] ZALGO vs MARCEL DUCHAMP || Modern versus Classic - #4

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