THE RAT ROAD

DEMONS (feat. Toro y Moi)

Checkers

Possession

Shoplifter

We Live In A Society

Is It Real (feat. Ravyn Lenae)

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Hey Jeans! This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina kick things off with some good old fashioned white woman cringe. From Fergie massacring the national anthem to Kim Cattrall scatting, we've got a gauntlet of embarrassing singing in public for you to enjoy. Tom then opens the show with a clip of a wild mattress flip, before the Main Mommies get an update from Tony Johns, whose recent stint behind bars has put his Vegas plans on hold.

They then speculate on what King Ass Ripper, the cool guy who got away, has been up to. The two also talk about learning to speak mother tongues, black dudes not being amused by gay stuff, a vision update, buckets of brown, Enny thoughts, plus some horrible or hilarious clips, and a Vietnamese hair salon with a questionable name.  Don't forget to check your b holes for sores!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 809

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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:02:00	-	Fergie's Greatest Hits 

00:05:56	-	Clip: Kim Cattrall Scatting 

00:08:17	-	Clip: Big Jessica Simpson Energy 

00:09:32	-	Opening Clip: Bed Flip 

00:14:45	-	Tony Johns Is Locked Up

00:22:46	-	Mother Tongue 

00:31:18	-	The Cool Guy Who Got Away 

00:42:38	-	Black Dudes Don't Like The Gay Stuff 

00:45:37	-	Vision Update + Tom's Poo Buckets 

00:54:05	-	Clip: Sores In Ma B Hole

00:54:50	-	A New Challenge 

00:59:07	-	Enny Thoughts 

01:03:46	-	Horrible Or Hilarious 

01:06:54	-	Vietnamese Hair Salon 

01:11:08	-	Dates 

01:12:51	-	Closing Song - "Fart Mic Assassins" by Brothers & Hendawg 
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White Women Are Embarrassing | Your Mom's House Ep. 809

Stars And Sons / Almost Crimes

Stars And Sons

Robbery

It’s Always You

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It’s CP’s birthday and what better way to celebrate than a gals trip, some productive coughing, and watching a horny cowboy tell us how to treat a lady? Also Tom and Christina are joined by the always-delightful Johnny Pemberton!

We kick things off with a mumbling cool guy with unrealistic standards, before moving on to a humble-brag video of a woman prepping her bowels for a dom session. There’s also new Pazsitzky Effect, on the table, some more of Enny's hot take on the movie "Sinners",  and of course some more gay content we found on the internet.

Johnny Pemberton then enters the studio to talk about his latest film "Mermaid", yo hype season 2 of "Fallout", and talk all about his animated voice rolls that's more known for these days. He also reacts to the cool guys from the top of the show, watches some horrible or hilarious clips, shares some war stories from doing prank calls, and gets into a passionate rant about Red Lobster. What can we say? Except I'm gay.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 815

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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:06:12	-	Opening Clip: Don't Message Me 

00:10:40	-	The Horny Cowboy 

00:18:27	-	Clip: Dom Sesh Prep 

00:21:38	-	More Gay Stuff 

00:28:16	-	Sinners 

00:37:13	-	Johnny Pemberton's Best Work 

00:49:33	-	What Can I Say Except That I'm Gay 

00:53:27	-	Johnny Meets Mumbling Kevin 

00:58:44	-	Horrible Or Hilarious 

01:04:51	-	Pouch Leggings 

01:10:31	-	Johnny Reacts To Dom Sesh Prep 

01:14:17	-	TikToks 

01:19:37	-	Red Lobster 

01:24:30	-	Closing Song - "Erection Achieved" by Hendawg 
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A Horny Cowboy For Christina's Birthday w/ Johnny Pemberton | Your Mom's House Ep. 815

Channel Tres - Black Moses feat. JPEGMAFIA [GODMODE]