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puter troubles

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ytcracker - space walk (hijinks space mix)

nop slide to the address
stretch your system like spandex
with the spamtec bandits
ima heap spray RAM like a canvas
fucking with them root transits
i got my caps on gay
and itunes on the coldplay
meepsheep with the 0day
gn double a ok dongforce; smoke blunts in a broquet

irssi best client
scroll a macro real giant
sitting in the channel getting mad defiant
im the man with that can spam compliant
i got that tommy wiseau
director of the room when i spit flow
saying weev should be chillin in gitmo
cuz the mans afraid of gay nays when they raise the crypto

i speak your language 
cuz ive tangled with the dangers
a computer security ranger
lamb of spam from the manger straight sql exchanger
shake your hand with a bad cert
when im sitting on your network
rocking threads like a sweatshirt
if you aint play whats your bet worth?
in the game i claim internet birth

strawberry cough in the vessel
pebble watch with the steel bezel
swat snitches with that next level
method on the phone system with that kext metal
break tumblr with a cross site scripting
stop you short like cal ripken
bitches be tripping my if() then
style is so uplifting so get them albums
and get to listening

american telephone telegraph took a bath
dropped a bot on their environment path
got a password sniffer tactics a hat trick
three different ways to own phones with magic
with this piece of plastic i hack shit
blaze these aids with mo flows and cat shit
toxoplasmosis on the gadgets
parasite my righteous habits

do my damage mayor of bantown
and who love scarves like jackson brown?
i got it down - cool my CPU let it drown
in the fluid - lead me right to it
who else goin do it? vap0rs MIA
and the other internet nerds wont say
they just set their status away and dodge it
hit replay on the hobbit internet comment 
cuz its easier than preaching the vomit

spit shit like i was huffing jenkem
commander outrank em jay said to watch the kingdom
already #antisecced and linked them
so i gotta load up LFN and out think them
the big drum beats crash like mt gox
and the government seize and freeze
people get their assets locked
with a no knock warrant to your mining spot
gangnet bitches represent the fuck you got

ytcracker - welcome to the get along gang (free dl hacker shit)

beat by @dicepticon
lyrics are too long for description

https://genius.com/Ytcracker-git-init-lyrics

ytcracker - git init

music videos are here: http://www.introducingneals.com

available on bandcamp: https://ytcracker.bandcamp.com/album/introducing-neals

(im an internet pirate) starship pilot
trying to keep my actions private
wardial it product of the 1980s spectrum ultraviolet
deep purple smoke on the water till the bottom fall out
of all this hacking im doing till my rep is in ruin
tryin to make the best of a movement
steady pursuing a fluency to see what theyll do to me

im an internet virus
proficient with devices that require a stylus
i admit i got a bias towards any batch of silicon that be rockin a BIOS
dont DENY this firewall rules apply this
puter hepatitis all on disc sell a fix
call it ransomware get me a handsome heir
for the throne when my ass be gone

i got a phone (tether up)
riding on chrome (talking bout the browser pup)
im a force of nature rpg pen and the paper
code breaker data scraper
admin on a rampage the spampage
beckoning a series of clicks on my cam page
im showing my damn age 
everytime i reminisce about the "good ol days"

but them days aint over
cuz im still up on the block standing head and shoulders
in them inbox folders out foxin mulders with a method
that will leave the block smoldered
cuz im a dragon dictating my ethos
the beat goes on and i hack the gibson
root admission bitching bout the government mission
on attrition pimpin whos the master of this science fiction

(im an internet bandit) stoned as granite
trying to keep my landers landed
then spam it collect a bunch of clicks on a hypertext canvas
do my damndest to keep the advantage
brandishing a package of packets of dirty bandwidth
to jam with build a stack and feed em a sandwich
from a campus box that i rooted in the middle of kansas

my fans is loyal and im leading that charge like a red alert tesla coil
from us soil stateside solid state drive
encoded with the data that i need to survive
against a hive mind drones that would stand to deny mine
how they treat us hackers it would serve as a guide line
1984 they got a fix on the timeline
i grind mine in the name of computer crime i'm

vicious - still all about the business
holding grudges and forgoing forgiveness
cause i witness people on the scene with a sickness
snitching on their friends for a deal with a quickness
hammond hit a backdoor broke up into stratfor
on the orders of a government actor
but they dont factor any of that in his sentencing
"hes menacing; an anarchist subversive whos peddling

the wrong ideology"
get them hackers to follow me 'fore they bottle me
cause i gotta be an oddity set up in the music economy
theyre on to me cause im still a computer prodigy
no modesty when it comes to hacking the planet
spitting on a microphone or puffing organic
represent defendants like im jennifer granick
hacker mechanic sending science all across the atlantic
dont panic

ytcracker - introducing neals (w/ intro) (http://introducingneals.com)

beat by freshley crusher

ooo i got the ubertooth booming
signal through the air like ay what you doin
bitch im in your neighborhood wreck and ruin
every single device while they lease renewing
yuhhh i see your MAC address flex
bitch im on the wireshark seeing who next
promiscuous mode i aint talking bout sex
peep them ethernet frames god bless

sure i keep that de-auth on me
knocking you off base stations sorry
snagging all them handshakes guts to glory
want some inspiration read my story
yarrr im still a pirate matey
radio frequency so wavy
bitch im on a mission to steal your lady
cover spectrums like gravy baby 

3d printer with the filament
print a handcuff key dg keep it militant -
yea we killing it engineer the cluster
hacker outlaw in a black hat and duster
throwies in the belt loop - i got the swell loot
fire up the cell scoop imsi catcher 
hit so hard signal put you in a stretcher
wireless architecture lecture

i scan bands with prejudice
1 6 11 for that old school venomous -
modulating with the filter on the band pass
generator on and its using all my damn gas -
fast fourier transform
noise in the hopper bout to blast a storm
all my enemies they cower at my transmit power
until i turn it up at the top of the hour

ytcracker - wireshark(seauxleaux)

lol algorithms

i'm a bit of a curator connoisseur
of the decadent depraved with a dash of andy tate
trying to tell me to get laid and i need a billion buildings
otherwise i'll be a failure and i'll be up in my feelings
i got callouses up on my thumb from all my scrolling
and my wrist is getting tired from this phone i keep on holding
(fuck it) baby keep it rolling mama didn't raise no quitter
i can feed my algorithm while i bang the babysitter

i got gangstalkers filling up my home page -
i got hackers on here talking about 0days
i got a lady smoking methamphetamine out of her pipe
got a deepfake of the president created by the right -
and i've been getting ads for these shirts to hide my tummy
but i look down at my belly and i don't see nothing funny -
ima keep it swiping i'm addicted i'm a fiend
it's my ADHD medicine presented on a screen

i built this shit brick by brick -
give the algorithm one more click
only one more reel til i get my fix
then it's on to the next platform on my list

another goth baddie on my explore tab
dressed in lingerie trying to get me to her page
bitch i'm trying to get laid i don't need all of these steps
and i know your boyfriend reading all your DMs and your texts
pages and pages i'm scrolling through these asians
falling down the elevator shaft into the basement
hey i like your car what do you do for a living?
i do a bunch of different things to keep this vehicle, pimpin

they tell me to buy real estate they tell me to rent it -
they tell me every woman is a slut and defend it
they tell me stay independent because a major is danger
and they'll be blowing up your spot like it's a hezbollah pager
i feel like everything i'm getting fed is garbage to kill me
at least it keep me entertained because it's garbage ya feel me
fuck it, touch the app again and resume the process
oh look it's a new yorker and he's selling some watches! uh

ytcracker - brick by brick

yea - im spinning in my chair
working on a document for people who werent there
sev2 escalation it keep filling up my inbox
cause the ELB keep slicing out these ultra thin blocks
'nother risk averted got me feeling like a hero 
while i interrupt the kernel switch that NX bit to zero
check the b roll i been beating up this system pimpin -
my autism winning you wont ever catch me slipping

i been training in the mountains man my breath control is bout it
i been waiting for these concepts in my head to get more crowded
just so i can go from brain to banger park a plane up in the hangar
pull out in that slab and get to rolling on them swangers (yuh)
fix it felix bitch i break it then i peel it
then i patch it all my homies man they keep it just as ratchet
we will c walk on a CPU - have our cake and eat it too
spinning in your herman millers wonder why we beating you

how the hell does this hacker stay admin
on all of these computers that his malware's ran in?
yea - i'm trying to live forever
try to let these normies know nobody do it better
call him the corsair captain
keyboard in his hands leave you wondering what happened
yea - i'm trying to live forever
try to let these normies know nobody do it better

when the sun goes down is when i'm doing all that dirty dirty
hacking on a gibson while i'm chilling with a pretty girly
when the leds are blinking bring that system to the brink and
push it harder thats the hacker motto
try to automate the tasks that you repeating to keep eating on this circuit
need to understand assembly but don't need to beat it perfect -
tips and tricks that leave my lips i double down on
and i don't borrow trouble wanna be the one you count on

rest in peace to kms and killabit and hatter
yea we might of had our differences but none of that'll matter
cause i'll see you up in hacker heaven Spam God got His Holy Reverend
anti didi all my DGs live eternal playing wordle
i will honor all my fallen soldiers be the model
with all the crypto in a wallet that the homie HODL
finish a document then put it out to publish
so all of my detractors get to feel me when i dump this asking

ytcracker - corsair captain

i've been known to vibe
with members of my tribe
present them with my slides
i keep on my hard drive
around the world we fly
ian aero the seats guy
hit the maximum retries
on the burp when the beat dies

i'm coming for the glooooobe and everything in it -
commander with a squad full of starship lieutenants
we keep that /flipper flipper/ - loaded and locked
so we can change the television at the bar on the jocks

i'm never stepping down in voltage so consider me shocked
and i'm still weaving through these wires and adjusting these pots
i'm hacking biiiiitch you know we ain't playing
sitting on your network bout to go super saiyan
all my recon and tools and my proxies and pools
all sit loaded up on shell accounts at various schools
and all these columns and rows of immaculate flows
hacker poetry prose hit it right on the nose

i'm blowing flower
deep in shinagawa
feeling like a (samurai) warrior (samurai)
uchigatanas
stuffed in my pajamas
for swinging at the bands like a (samurai)
we are (samurai)
the keyboard cowboys
if you see us coming better focus (focus)
i'm blowing flower
deep in shinagawa
feeling like a (samurai) warrior (samurai)

egg salad sandwich wrapper sitting in my vest top
carry round my garbage like its sitting on my desktop
exit the train at the next stop hit the markets
sifting through components i can use against my targets
signal generators with cicada and lena
stunt a satchel full of silicon the hardwares in beta
i'm constructing these pylons from lithium ions
serving up the current that we live and we die on

tokyo boot girls cute in kabukicho
im on the 44th floor bumpin music yo
a couple broads for a couples massage
that i ordered using bitcoin and still followed the laws
i'm living cyberpunk as fuck and huffing the snow crash
run these streets so much i keep on suffering road rash
dim the brightness domino is sleeping next to me
generating strings with high kolmogorov complexity


ytcracker - samurai

Apashe  Lektrique   Confess (Original Mix) [Electro]

the internet is dead and we killed it

i'm fascinated
electrons in this package have aligned themselves to fool me on a daily basis
tensors and transformers in these metal cases
auto posting content in our favorite spaces
the ai agentic
nonrepudiation ain't a question bout who sent it
gotta pass the turing test see who's the best who will invent it
buried deep under a mountain made of silicon and granite

ytcracker - the internet is dead

lyrics: https://genius.com/Ytcracker-except-crime-lyrics

ytcracker feat. dnz - except crime

pull the hammer back and i'm letting these bullets blast bytes from the breadboard
sanded off a trace so i'm soldering a copper wire baked with a lead core
straightening bent pins with a needle nose weapon got precision on the measurement
coordinated with my hand eye watching me supply all the hoes that i'm pleasuring
sine waves scrolling on the screen clock a phase lock loop
got that range block scooped with an EQ plates you can see through layers of the circuit
mounted on the surface - sit chips with a purpose picked and placed in a matrix
shiny black squares they're bathed in epoxy make the silicon look faceless

polarized lens on the camera diffusing my teardown
every time i bear down pins on these debugger pads i hit their ass with a (stair) down
j-link authentic cause a nerd made of money and my daddy jeffy b keep the lab stocked
all my soldiers in the shipyard ripping on them chips hard secure with the padlock
and i'm /flipping/ - switches - a microcontroller mage making fire bolts
and i /whisper/ - glitches - to the pins on a quad flat package that is eating five volts 
setting sail on the power rail bus pirate in the playground
and you know if that throw is an active low then that whodi gonna stay down

hackers consider me the plug all because yt he got what the hood need
all the embedded knowledge got it bundled in a book that was written by the goodspeed
they'll tell you to remember where you came from if you're ever caught up in the rat race
openocd and the gdb got me stepping through the backtrace
i drift - my bronze-colored wick - all across the chips and across the wiring 
flux bubble up and it dissipates once i apply that soldering iron
listening to the sizzle it's a symphony of circuitry sound mang
and my multimeter makes music when i meddle with the probes on the ground plane

read and beware of the checksum checking on an even or an odd bit
bitmagic if you bought it analyze the logic
break app protector inject a sector on flash when my rig drop
get that pitch connector to siphon nectar off the ribbon with the sigrok
3d printed an enclosure puffing on the doja filing down the plastic
i'm prototyping these hoes are biting my sauce iconoclastic, classic
clearing off my desk and i'm sitting here thinking on the people that i bled for
put the cover back i'm not letting any pussy push pins in my breadboard

ytcracker - breadboard

i want to get phlow on this but he's bullshitting
another beat out of dizzees labs

crack this open
its a cold can of that old green from an old man still coding
on the pro team since fourteen
in this binary crime area
where i still hustle
crack these knuckles
crack your softwares while these blocks wear you down
and this malware that i found here gets round
and these hashes be bcrypt on that four-pass but i beat this before
eight cores

clustered vps that i mustered up with that bitcoin
glue splashpage with the split join form with the shit goin on in the background
what you know about that now?
stay crack with the traffic
keep the cracks in the truecrypt basket
cracks in the system greater than asterisk
im crack fantastic
when i dump three tracks to the plastic
visa mastercard amex
im the keymaster like rick moranis
watercooled
phish school atlantis
bypass lockscreens juke with the cameras
still spammers doing our damage

crack addicted
im a crack fiend for this hack scene and i map schemes while im blasting
these strings im dcasting
i crack heads i crack eggs these crackheads with they backpage
a black mage with this dark art
i press start then i breathe hard
while i push out these e cards to billions of retards
till i recharge my resource ill fill up these dstores
and leave em no recourse

squad heavy
uber black in the back of a big black chevy
then my squad in your face in the place like we playin five nights at freddys
primed and ready keep my mouse hand steady
spam lander crack top ten alexa make that money
shining on em dining on em crab shells crack shells styling on em
bootstrap cascade and angular we bang on ya
then keep it moving cause we cant be losing clicks
push a fix for the gateway timeout on that nginx crack

ytcracker - crack cocaine

YTCracker tracks pulled from ytcracker.com/hismusicdirectory

I don't own this, only bump to it. --peace peace

Ytcracker - Legacy

Punk In Drublic

Linoleum

Gametal - Revenge of The Enemy (Kirby Triple Deluxe)

download if you really want to its kind of rough

internet relay - chat
i got a load of MSR dumps to offload - stat
i just hope there aint no rats up in the channel
cuz we aint need another lulzsec scandal
peep the gandalf wizardry ghosting on the interknee
bnc bouncing up my signal through a pringles
cantenna aint nobody run this spam betta
than the godfather - globe trotting baud dada

don data don data don draper of this internet paper
still killing cold capers
got your neighbors wireless up in a tizzy
cuz i planted little trojans up in every major city
what you think i do on tour? rap dont pay the bills
im chaotic neutral swag with computer hacking skills
so check the stripes up on the jacket
and pay respects to the malformed SYN packet

we meddle in mcgirt - online
im a filthy lil hacker but i still shine
got an army on the grind
check the stamp on the time
put your clicking finger up if you represent computer crime

linkedin eharmony databases
stored up on the cloud in a bunch of different places
for all the homies who in my good graces
download away aint nobody gonna trace us
we in the majors
using burners since the days of the two way pagers
cop an anonymous server and do some digital murder
so we can bender up the law will you please insert girder

im a nerd who gets it in cause i was born in the bitstream
manipulate the internet with all of my bit schemes
these bit dreams from the crt to the flip screen
i hit greens and listen to the words on my hit themes
soundtrack for the hackers on my downline
verify a list d3 during downtime
is that a legendary red off the rack?
gonna hit the auction house and sell it for a hundred mil flat

ytcracker - computer crime (demov1) (free dl)

produced by amplitude problem for his "crime of curiosity" album: https://amplitudeproblem.bandcamp.com/album/crime-of-curiosity

all proceeds from album go to the EFF.

hack the planet!

lyrics:
look around what do you see? 
couple handfuls of hackers with that black hat mentality 
and most of us got records cause we feel compelled to flex 
our compulsion bore these systems that we probably born to wreck 
mad respect to my hacker gopniks (gopniks) 
hacking our election process like a boss bitch (boss bitch) 
this type of terrorism rarely look terrible 
aint no bloodshed no body count just some variables 
add a few here (here) - subtract a few there (there) 
load up all your twitter bots and tweet your crew there 
phantom army folding up the shop origami 
never betting on the horses betting on the jockies 
so stick a fork in em 
fork a process stick a fork in em 
database pushed right to the open 
google dorking em 
stick a fork in em 
fork a process stick a fork in em 

enter my world as opaque as it look 
this dark artistry with modesty no page in a book 
can teach you anything we learning no mistaking we crooks 
and we be chopping up them blades like a fleet of chinooks 
and our weaponry is definitely odd to say the least 
we aint gotta roll a bunch of tanks in tandem down these streets
we just roll a couple keystrokes on these proggies push release 
and voila a coup d'etat is on the menu fucking beast 

been preparing hella years 
my disciples round the globe have been sharpening their spears
all my peers knew the battleground was shifting from the barrels of these smokers 
to an internet of thingies spoofing packets off of toasters 
and the public stay complicit (complicit) 
every time they pay a visit to my malware im racking up them digits 
and these kids are getting sick with it the targets are ubiquitous 
ubiquiti st nicholas my hackers with the impetus 
one sixty nine two fifty four 
exfiltrate your cloud credentials straight out the front door 
let em know - from the server side my execution sucia 
computadora astucia aqui China Rusia 
welcome to my world im a global god incarnate 
any network put a posse of my hungry youngins on it 
and its curtains grab your nuts and take a seat up at my table 
whether wireless or cabled i been hacking since the cradle 
ya heard 

enter my world as opaque as it look 
this dark artistry with modesty no page in a book 
can teach you anything we learning no mistaking we crooks 
and we be chopping up them blades like a fleet of chinooks 
and our weaponry is definitely odd to say the least 
we aint gotta roll a bunch of tanks in tandem down these streets
we just roll a couple keystrokes on these proggies push release 
and voila a coup d'etat is on the menu fucking beast

ytcracker - enter my world (produced by amplitude problem)

real life no cap
when i hit the corner store know i gotta stay strapped
when i'm on the onion network know i gotta flip a pacc
i can't change who i am and there ain't no goin bacc

real recognize real thats why you find me in the trap
i'mma up the fuccin sticc so you won't stab me in the bacc
stay away from skiddies, really don't know how to act
we were out there makin money you were busy spammin chats

fucc the police, fucc the mothafuccin law
it ain't bout my fuccin ego, i'mma give it to you raw
they don't wanna evolve they just wanna see you fall
i'mma spam them fuccin emotes, fucc a bitch till i'm raw

it's a come up

and i won't slow down till yo whole crew pay up
i be in yo boxes, you be thinkin you a playa
i be in the trenches puttin shots in the haters
suicidal thoughts got me playin team slaya


playin sony gloccstation
orderin some dope that they claim be from the haitians
i don't give a fucc long as money they keep payin
i don't fucc with sluts they be knowin what my name is

trick, ho

you a fuccin snitch let me find out
talkin to them pigs, i'mma come down, i'mma show out
disrespect the code, you ain't never had no clout
i'mma let it snow, never know bout a damn drought

bottin in yo subnet put the mothafuccin word out
packets flyin every which way the ip route
you know (x)86 but thats the only thing you know about
i be with them killas steady let them birds fly south

rm -f *.snitch

http://ytcracker.bandcamp.com/album/earthbound-adventures-of-the-sound-stone-vol-1 for album its free dont be a square enix

ytcracker
earthbound: adventures of the sound stone vol. i
the return from the space mission
release date: the end of the earth 12.21.12

got a lanyard full of thumb drives
any shape any color i got any size
im futuristic like the starship enterprise
and im clowning on the game like im pennywise
so idolize me
go on searching through the contents
do some sifting through the nonsense
you will find a cornucopia of allocated
bytes arranged in a deranged way

make sure your shells configured properly
and dont go rummaging so sloppily
that organized chaos sitting sorted by type
took me my whole lifetime to amass so get right
double click on the icons
i see you scan the screen like a cylon
yea its attractive but try to catch your breath
because the hard part aint even begun yet

choose a file
choose a file
choose a file
choose a file i got plenty to burn
choose a file
choose a file
choose a file
choose a file man you got plenty to learn

i see you browsing those extensions looking for rars
but did i mention that good things come in small packages?
i hacked kids and put their docs in a text file
nudes of their girlfriends exported like a textile
jpegs gifs pngs
i got photoshops of taylor swift taking two knees
i got them exes
i got them secret gov certificate rijndael keys

and see those csvs?
thats a bunch of stolen data i got using havij
its so easy anyone could do it try it yourself
then you can form your own leet hacker group and rake in the wealth
powerpoints for the corporate
them nine to fivers doing all kinds of boring shit
man i salute you keep the world turning on its axis
have a couple mp3s from your favorite hackers
choose a file mang

click 4 album free duh

ytcracker - choose a file (album out end of earth 12.21.12)

Stream / Download: http://smarturl.it/cruelchoreography

Cruel Choreography

Queen's Game

beat by freshley crusher

its officially on the DEF-CON 21 compilation cd from gravitas recordings
1ytcdgNzF3ygR8faAcFhu3SjoexhmwdAJ you know what to do

you know rappers like to rock chains
i rock blockchains knock em out the box off mount gox mang
keyring full of wallet data
i gotta pray that my asic incinerators
blow the mine like a creeper one time
and my circuits divine a fine way to keep the power bill in check
my equipment is starting to sweat (from the heat)
cryptoanarchy becoming a threat (so elite)

you know rappers like to rock pools
i got pools you cant swim in but im collecting the spice like a fremen
so you fools get stepping and get to choosing your weapon
because the deafening roar of indefinite war is epic
i found a new way to debit the people
i generate an address then i generate its sequel
i get medieval when im taking payments
cuz i dont want the nsa all stuck up in my anus

im a bitcoin baron im scaring the status quo
got that crypto dough in that dat file to blow
and the algorithm gon get em until prism
send us all to prison - and thats a nerdy living

you know rappers like to sell drugs
but you do it on the streets and you deader than google buzz or google plus
theres a road made of silk if you must
get your hustle out a chemical rush avoiding a brush with the law
cant stop em all cuz they got it anonymous
the ones that play it stupid they get thrown in a bottomless pit
dont even know how to cut up them layers
of the onion so let the players play pumpkin

hash function pumpin and dumping
manipulate the market flood it from the dark net
flood it from the deep web keep it a secret
every exchange got them nerdy brains trading on the frequent
wonder where the league went - they left the cement
looking for the promise land online beam it
up scotty this the future decentralized swag
keep the work in your laptop bag

im a bitcoin baron im scaring the status quo
got that crypto dough in that dat file to blow
and the algorithm gon get em until prism
send us all to prison - and thats a nerdy living

you know rappers cant pay bills
face the tax implications of evasion when they stack mils
got a homie phil deuce one taught me the solution
dumping all his knowledge from the booth son
anyone can learn it if you put in the work and research
on how to launder just a fraction of your worth in the dirt
like gza said keep your bonds on diverse
cuz there aint no telling when that bubble going to burst

you know rappers say they bout the future
but you aint marty mcfly until you bought kombucha
from a supermarket with them bitcoins do ya 
get your charlie sheen greens off computer screens from the phillipines
kratom leaves knockoff louis vs try to freeze my assets
long gone is the cash in the mattress (mattress)
now its all tied up in hashes
wrapped up in encrypted batches (batches)

ytcracker - bitcoin baron (free dl)

i want to be a robot when i grow up.

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