Oh my god, this is so strange! I love it!

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https://soundcloud.com/albobbidwell/bisexual-banjo-player-full-boar
https://soundcloud.com/albobbidwell/bisexual-banjo-player-3
https://soundcloud.com/albobbidwell/bisexual-banjo-player-ii-acoustic-mix
https://soundcloud.com/albobbidwell/bisexual-banjo-player-ii-first-instrumental-mix
https://soundcloud.com/albobbidwell/bisexual-banjo-player-ii-second-full-mix
https://soundcloud.com/albobbidwell/bisexual-banjo-player-ii-second-instrumental-mix
https://soundcloud.com/albobbidwell/bisexual-banjo-player-first-mix
https://soundcloud.com/albobbidwell/songs-of-al-bob-bidwell-the-abandoned-album

Bisexual Banjo Player II

Complicated

Odre

Lyrics: 

I’m a little bit preoccupied when rights are being nullified,
By a petty little con man in a gold plated disguise.
Misogynistic, power-hungry, xenophobic nationalist,
Psychopathic, ethnocentric, tyrannizing masochist.

He’s a homophobic, transophobic zealot to the letter,
Sadistic and supremacist, convinced that might is better.
A hypocrite with terror in his every legislation,
Belligerent little autocrat, drunk on domination.

My patience has been dwindling, every day it’s growing thinner,
And every law he bends just makes the villains all the winners.
So I’m pacing and I’m planning, with my heartbeat double-kicking,
I'm thinking, I'm thinking, you need to stop your President.

Welcome the new Dark Ages, welcome to Muppetocracy,

His rhetoric’s alarmist, and his logic’s nonexistent,
His cronies trade the truth for lies with morals inconsistent.
He flatters every autocrat whose morals are deplorable.
He praises cruelty daily like it’s something that’s adorable.

He twists the law to shield himself from justice and exposure,
His hands are in the coffers while he’s stinking up composure.
Each day he plants a new decay inside the constitution,
And every breath’s a catalyst for violent retribution.

My tolerance is fractured, every headline makes it worsen,
He treats the nation’s future like the wallet of one person.
So I’m pacing and I’m scheming, with my anger double-ticking,
I'm thinking, I'm thinking, you need to stop your President.

Welcome the new Dark Ages, welcome to Muppetocracy.

I’ve rifled through the dictionary, every word I’ve underlined,
But every foul description has already been assigned.
He fits them all too perfectly, each word a true rendition,
If evil had a synonym then he's the definition.

I’ve been patient, I’ve been civil, I have tried deliberation,
I have marched, I’ve called, I’ve written, I have prayed for resignation.
I have shouted in the public square and whispered in the kitchen,
I have begged the gods of reason, but they’re tired and they’re twitching.

I’m finished with the waiting, and I’m done with playing lawful,
This tightening of freedoms is beyond the merely awful.
So I’m pacing and I’m certain, with my conscience double-kicking,
I’m thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, you need to stop your President.

This message is from the rest of the world:
You need to stop your President. 
Goodbye to Muppetocracy

Muppetocracy

A track with and by my brother Paul. I played drums on this. This was done as demo for a pick up company which I can't remember the name. A nod to Peter Green too.
Paul Rose Guitars and Bass
David Cowan Piano and Organ
Me Drums

GREEN BMW

zwischenwelt

Blue Light Disco - Green room

On and On...

BEAT 23

Ride with me to Galveston
with the windows rolled down
Ride with me to Galveston
with the windows rolled down
Ride with me to Galveston
let's leave this town

we are going
we are going to
have families of our own
we all know
we all know it
that this is the last hurrah
we are going 
to have families of our own

ride with me to Galveston
with the windows rolled down
ride with me to Galveston
with the windows rolled down
ride with me to Galveston
let's leave this town

Galveston

Listing of names according to the order of recordings:
All guitars by Martin: @m_ja
 Lead & backing vocals by Heidi: @heidijks
 Airdidge by Linda: @amanitalinda
 Flute by Jörg: @joerxworx
Words by Heidi

Additional instruments, sound design and programming by Morten 
Backing vocals by Morten 
Mix & mastering by Morten 
Produced by Morten

Cover design by Morten & Jörg
Special thanks to Lemmy the Lemur🪷

I would like to thank all the musicians involved who made this wonderful collaboration possible.
 Morten🙏

Bisexual Banjo Player II

Al Bob Bidwell

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