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Chancellor Cole Remix

The ultimate Video Game Rap Battle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3bx2p1Nh2c

Written by - Cam Greely & Mat4yo
Mario - Cam Greely (VideoGameRapBattles)
Sonic - ShadyVox

Mario:
Let’s a-go back to the Dark Age
Where a light shone forth stark in an arcade
embarking to shape the video game industry
If there’s one mascot to thank, it’s a me!
Let’s watch you clock out at mach speed
running away from my hedgehog stomp spree
Notice how a flame throwing pro bro-Spits
Bring a hell far greater than the one of ‘06
It’s a great gaming race, and you’re getting lapped
How you claim to be fast, when you’re crap on the track?
I’mma Burn you bro and when I’m through with you
The world will see your true colors: black and blue
I’m a proud plumber whose business thrives 
off the flushed out content your franchise provides
Don’t push my Big Red Buttons or you’ll see soon 
Your legacy will blow up with one Sonic Boom

Sonic: 
The blue blur’s speeding ‘round and storming your course
screwing this street rat crawling in the sewers of new york
You jump around, underground the streets where I'm the king
But If you want to win the Princess, the secret is rings!
You’re trash from the past, you gotta go fast
With all my pals, we got the dream cast
While you’re alone with a toad and a cowardly bro
I stepped up the game ‘cause you’re too slow
Now I’ll show you! at the speed of light
How to spin dash a fat cat my lyrics will rise
I've been Taking first place since my creation
I've been crushing fat men for generations 
Your taxidermy tanooki can get you fly as racoons
but you’re just a subspecies who’s high on shrooms!
Devour all your power ups, but you’ll still be beat
if you are what you eat, then say hello to my feet

Mario:
Mama Mia! With this abuse
I’mma gonna give PETA a real reason to sue
You live in my Shadow, brawling me is tabuu
Side scroll you to roadkill, drive you into fast food!
Sega would be nothing without it’s one trick rat
And his fan base more annoying than big the cat
You shoulda never faced the gaming godfather, son
Cause-a Mario’s always number 1


Sonic: 
Mario's going missing if that's the best that you got
Meanwhile I take 8 bites from Nintendo’s melting pot
Spittin’ chaos on the biggest sellout from japan
Flatten this Goomba like paper, so you better jump man
Dissed all your titles since they’re all the same
I'll own you harder than I did at the Olympic Games
Now I got you choking as if you went down the wrong pipe
But that’s what happens when you front the “fastest thing alive”

Mario vs. Sonic - Video Game Rap Battle

I take no ownership of this 
Here is the original one:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyMzul9JFWo

Sans Vs Freddy Rap Battle Original

Battle Bytes is a new series from UBERocity that is basically the One Minute Melee of rap battles. Two rappers, one verse each, any matchup goes.

MetalFire as Mr. Burns
Mancha as Mr. Freeze

Freeze:
This Pennyworthless prick is about to lose millions!
Spit it iller than this Stooge--I’m a chill supervillain!
When your assets are frozen I'll show this misanthrope
That when it comes to atoms he’s an Iced-otope!
I’m a Burn Freezer, and I’m owning you, geezer 
With a Christmas diss to piss off Ebenezer!
This monotoned bag of bones will get mono-railed
In this Feast for Crows you Snow I’ve prevailed!

Burns:
I’ve got an Ivy League win, I’m a power plant!
So I’ll expel you from a battle like Billionaire Camp!
Took shots from two babies and both times survived!
Don’t be surprised at my reaction to meltdown your wife!
You can’t find Asylum from C. M. the MC
And you’ll be frost bitten when the Hounds are released
So silence, Snow Miser, I’ll live on in Epochs!
Your weeping’s just why they call it cry-ogenics!

Mr. Burns vs Mr. Freeze. Battle Bytes #1

shrock

Mancha as Alexander the Great
Eddie as Link

Alexander:
They sent A Link to the Past just to face Alexander?
You can’t Tri-force yourself to win against a commander
This elf will wish he hadn’t faced the King of Macedon
When I make this Dodongo swallow my rap bombs
I’m An-enemy, a god, I’ll shock ‘ya, Greece lightning!
My heritage divine divined I’m electrifying!
You think you’re a problem with the items you’ve got 
But excuuuuse me, princess. It’s simple, you’re Knot!

Link:
You’d think that “The Great” would live up to his name
But even a recorder leaves me more blown away
You can’t take down a Legend! When I Wind I’ll dethrone ya!
Go jump on your horse before I E-pwn-y’a
I Glee-rok shrock the roof with my Flame Rod rhymes, boy
Heat leaves you a fever: Ocarina of Typhoid 
I Master both Swords and Words when it’s my time to strike
Aristotle should’ve taught ya how to Hy-rule the mic


Battle Bytes

Alexander the Great vs Link. Battle Bytes #2

Happy Birthday to Seth!

Adam as Pringles
Seth as Monopoly

Pringles:
Here’s something to chew on, you affluent half-wit
Bite me, do me a flavor, and can it!
Sorry! Get a Clue, or you’ll Risk occupation
The Park Brothers don’t have a Place in Recreation
Collect two hundred reasons why I shouldn’t be nice
Popping caps like tops with just a roll of the dice
You put people to sleep, I own the snack food Monopoly!
No card will get you out of this ass kicking for free

Monopoly:
I’m getting board of this game, so you’re gonna get played
Since I’m more successful than when Cats was on Broadway
I’ve got stacks upon stacks of cash, but your snacks
Will take a topple and make like the stock markets: crash
Because my victory is like your loans would be, default
I can really taste the vinegar that’s paired with your salt
So get off of my property, you Newfangled Fuck!
Don’t take a Chance against me or you’ll Go straight to bankrupt


Julius Pringles vs Mr. Monopoly. Battle Bytes #3

"Who are these people?" This is a battle I wrote for school, shortened down by a bit for the BB Format. (Original was 8844) Vignelli was a famous Modernist designer, being very strict with his designs and ideas, always following a grid. Duchamp was a Dadaist artist, meaning his work was wacky and not necessarily made for the eye but for the mind. I included a reference guide at the bottom.

Yobar as Duchamp
Mancha as Vignelli

Duchamp:
Make way for the Du-champion! En Avant Garde! 
I have Readymade rhymes, but I’m not indifferent to this blowhard!
I’ve never seen a man with such a fetish for a typeface!
You’re going down! Screwed, and descending a staircase!
Let’s talk about your wife, she’s a real Mona Lisa
Elle a chaud au cul, like my disses will leave ‘ya!
All your pieces look the same, it’s no wonder they’re flawed!
So I’ll leave you with one question... who's your Dada?

Vignelli:
It makes sense that a blockhead would call himself a Cubist
I heard your verse, now I’ll tell you what my post impression is
The best at a battle because I’m skilled when it comes to mock
-ups! You know I'll bring you Hell on the side of a box--AH
You’ve got me pissed, like your fountain, so I’ll flush it away
Man, you’re even more unpopular than my map of the Subway!
I’m a Helvetica veteran, you’re a mess of a man in a wrecked state 
Who’s a victim of chess, which will end in a checkmate

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1B7iYOK616Aq_GlGuAwRPegu56j0jXkii9Utb-1uDdc0/edit?usp=sharing

Massimo Vignelli vs Marcel Duchamp. Battle Bytes #4

Skeep as Tattletail
JMB as Mama Tattletail
Atronach's Aura as Tatl
Eddiefrb as Tael


Tattletail
Play time for me! Big fun! Hide and seek!
‘Til me trap you in my eggs! Ah ah! No peeking!
Arguing? Stealing masks? Me know what you did…
This pair of Deku Scrubs will be left a pair of Skulls, kid!
Your Time’s running out even when me sing a Song
And you’ll go Clock Down if you don’t play along
Disses for you! Tattletail, that’s me!
No more Mama and no more fairies!

Tatl and Tael
You’re in Majora trouble, prepare for a brush with misery
Quickly Termina this baby and return to our trickery!
A treat? We’ve made an Oath to Order you to disengage
It’s your final day, you little son of a! Turn the page.
No pentagram could banish our fierce deity incarnate
Better get some rest, I’ve just made you my Zeeeee-target!
Can’t return this Furby cuz he just was built too cheap
So we’ll tattletale to Mama ‘bout how you won’t get your sleep

Tattletail vs Tatl & Tael. Battle Bytes #5

UnamusedDetective as Froslass
Mancha as Chandelure

Froslass:
I feel an Ominous Wind that’s not catching my frost draft
It seems these Polar opposites have finally crossed paths
About time you paid the Pryce for your murderous hot wrath
Hope you don’t froth and burn up at the sight of a Froslass!
I bet you wish your rhymes emitted such a bright shine
It doesn’t take degrees to make a Bose-Einstein
How exactly are victims supposed to Bond with their Destiny
If when trying to hold a candle, they get the death penalty?
All Hail to the belle who is Cloaked in the Snow mist
No way I’ll be bested by the ghost who has no fists!
Freeze where you’re flowing, pipes belong on snowmen
And I’ll leave you more broken than you are in Pokken!

Chandelure: 
Looks like a touchy dead woman could use some rekindling
It seems that Frozone is jealous of her Mega sibling
RU kidding me right now? Spikes are what makes you special?
You could get to the Snow-point if you just used your Temple
Try to spit Will-O-Wisp but your verse was not lit
Upon closer inspection - you’ll get burnt to a crisp
If I used Pain Split it would just heal you a bit
Because I’ve taken the offense while you haven't done shit!
Froslass is in last! I spit Inferno on the track!
You don’t know Jack Frost when it comes to lighting up this match! 
Warming up the earth more than generation five’s fodder
This lass can’t handle the heat even though the kitchen’s hotter

Froslass:
You’re treading on thin ice there.. Let me break it
I spit roasts to leave your Rawst Berry Incinerated
This ghost’s Lampspent after trying to stay cool
You’ll get extinguished by something as shallow as your movepool
I’m not letting my guard down due to a Chandelier
With his ability managed to infiltrate a lower tier
This kitchen fixture’s tricks have a ceiling you can’t hit
I’d tell you to hang yourself but it seems you beat me to it

Chandelure:
I can Sia are trying to swing with the Chandelier
This Sno-Runt’s facade fails without a Dawn Stone near
I’m known to cause fear, you’re only good for Powder Snow
And unlike your Avalanche, I’ve actually got flow
I’m spitting an Overheat felt through player’s screens
So i’m not threatened by a Blizzard from this Dairy Queen
I’ve been evaluating how much life force you’ll provide
There’s not much left for me - you’re already empty inside

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Froslass vs Chandelure. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #4

Hellboy: Titanium2108
Ghost Rider: MultiSuperVids

Hellboy:
I’m on the case to put skullface in his place
I didn’t realize you were still alive, I was expecting Reyes 
With that ugly mug? No one's gonna stare into your eyes
With the hand of Doom I wield, you’ve no chance to survive
My samaritans will show up, united we’ll confront this
Further vigilante whose murders just promote Injustice
Hate to Whip-crack it to ya, you're a useless numb-skull
You’re not worth my time, end this kid with two from my pistol

Ghost Rider:
Un Rama! The day of judgement is upon you, scum!
Your films? Forgettable. Your comics? Ineligible. Come get some.
I’m sorry to say that you missed me with your weeb fronting
Even with a penance stare, I did “Nazi” that coming
While I’m burning through sin, I can tell what your night is
Judging by how in handiness you’re so lopsided
Johnny’s 4/20 Blazing, you ain’t a Ghost of this Rider
Just another demonspawn engulfed in my hellfire!
 
*Hellboy puts out his cigar, lights it on Ghost Rider*

Hellboy:
Thanks for the light, is that the only real burn you’re shilling?
With lines so warped, no wonder the Avengers saw you as a villain
Now Johnny B. Good better back up till he Ketches his backup
When a royal king hits ya, even your sister won’t get you back up
Your dealings meant nothing when they came from Lucifer
I'm getting a third film, you're getting busted by the Punisher
Cuz, after this fight kid, your reputation's desecrated
Ruin you in this firefight, like opening a Cage did

Ghost Rider:
Let’s see if the Perlman can still stick in character
When my chains fracture his frail Excalibur
Not accepted as a child, nothing but an outsider
I’ll take your wife, Liz, she’ll be another ghost rider
Covered in fire, yet you still attempt to roast me?
You approach me, you mostly, will end up ghostly
Fire and brimstone leads to chargrilled bones, sadly
Because I'll send a Hellspawn back to his daddy

Spawn: (Different Beat)
Burn in Hell, demon kid, and it seems rider’s boned
Before this Monster in the Bubble puts you in the Dead Zone
Antiheroes? Please, I’ve seen greater nobility from Violator
Now you're just a Hero for Hire, no need to be Frank, Ryder
Leetha provides me with whatever I need to slaughter demons
This Ex-Force Recon is forcing retcons on these heathens
This red dead dread should tread lightly down this path
Or like the devil and God’s existence, I’ll banish your ass
Your raps have pissed me off, now I’ll show you an Endgame
With mutation I’m making your reputations a shame
Manipulate dimensions and stick you both in a tomb
When Hellboy’s done having fun with his right hand of doom
Ended gods and monsters, and many more that I’ve claimed
So I won't Terry in the affairs of those who I would’ve maimed
You could try your hardest but I’d just undergo a resurrection 
As far as I’m concerned, Scorpion’s a cleaned skull for my collection

Spawn: Stofferex

Written by: Written by Seth W, R the Writer, thelegion, DeanFalcon, TV rap battles, Dani Frias, Redkirby101ishere, Honeycombs 96, NSAGAJIWB

Hellboy VS Ghost Rider - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 7

all the extra music i composed for skeleton boomerang's new update on halloween

NAME YOUR PRICE

Skeleton Boomerang Hard Mode Update: Music Collection

Patron battle, from Creepswitch!

Mancha as the Engineer
Adam as Funky Kong
Beat by Kustom

Engineer:
Yee-haw, pardner, I come 2Forts bringin’ danger
Ya’ll be gettin’ no Rescue from this Texas Ranger
Making a fool of yourself with all your barrels of monkeys
Freshen up! Bet they named you after your smell, Funky!
This jungle Jag-off can’t get by takin’ shortcuts
Your brain’s full of shoddy ammo: you’re coconuts!
Got the Eureka Effect affecting lines I dispense here
Since we know Candy’s the one erecting your dispenser

Funky Kong:
It’s time for my Kong-Quest, keep the hat on, chrome dome!
Too many shots misfired with your Turret’s Syndrome
Gyrocopter, I’m fly, an’ my high records keep you floored
Dominating the second I surf in on the scoreboard!
You can barely count to three while I’m ridin’, hang ten!
The saying should go: you’re a mess of a Texan
You’re just a Flame Runner-up, blazing past you is a breeze
Even Blizzard went and left you in a Tropical Freeze!

Funky Kong vs Engineer. Battle Bytes #16

Patron battle funded by Kubby!

HyperJacob96 as Voltorb
Freshy Kanal as Polandball
Mancha as Pokedex

Voltorb:
I’m about to Discharge, spit sparks, and go wild!
An electric menace shocks Lithuania’s bastard child!
Need the net to Know Your Meme, I’m iconic anyday
Check the dex and see that I’m number one hundred, okay 
This MS Paint disgrace wants to rip off Hetalia’s crown
I’m a real Premier Baller when flipped upside down
If he lashes at me like Hungary, I won’t be having it
[Voltorb’s Static]! Poland can into paralysis!

Polandball:
Head back to Vermillion! You’re trashier than your gym!
Always so unstable you could blow up on a whim!
You’re uniconic! Even Genwunners forgot your face
So even Poland can diss into waste of space!
You’re Ground-ed, pokeball can’t compare to my comic!
Your evolution’s so useless it’s just a half-assed backflip!
And for all the trainers out there, here’s a tip when you explore
Keep a irritating sphere forsaken on the hideout’s floor

Voltorb vs Polandball. Battle Bytes #17

https://soundcloud.com/multisupervids as Bojack Horseman
https://soundcloud.com/rbrebooted (Chico) as Rick Sanchez
Vladimyr P. as Morty Smith

Flowtest: http://picosong.com/wFLYy

BoJack Horseman:
There’s no Gun in your Pocket with a Morty for assistance
Rick’s win is less kismet then his family’s christmas
Your whole life’s acting Ruffles as you make more mistakes
You cheat the Naked eye, like it’s Ricked This Way
It takes you Nine Rick Potions to see that you’re an outsider
I’ve seen more lyrical insight from a cable provider!
And for rapping? it's no walk in the Anatomy Park
With eating all that shit, Doofus, couldn't leave room for bars?

Morty:
Uhh, I don't know about this Rick..

Rick:
Shut up Morty, we’ll be fine
We’re up against a drunken idiot, who forgot to pay his fines

Morty:
Wait, but Rick, that's yourself

Rick:
No It's not, Shut up Morty!
You better ready up, because it's time to get Schwifty

Rick Sanchez:
Your content’s banter and cancer with a little bit of standards
There’s no need to contemplate when I’ve got all the answers
Crossing genomes, quite n33dful, so quit Horsin’ Around
Since you are too retarded to turn a Brand New Couch
Feisty kitty won't return, Duckman is looking beastly
When you’re lonely you BoJack off like every brony
Using another formula, you’ll say hello to the Moon
Through dreams I snooze, without your fictional horseshoe

Morty Smith:
He is failed like his disses, and his love life’s abandoned 

Rick Sanchez:
I’m blowing off your career, ‘cause my disses are 9/11
It's best you hit the sack, Jack or this’ll end with zymolysis
You can just watch my show to see a REAL midlife crisis

BoJack Horseman:
Left you in a cliffhanger; bigger than my struggle
when It comes down to bars, you’ve got Mr. Poopy Butthole!
Your IQ must be a Jerry if you planned to pull a Roy
Since your bed will be divided, here’s something you should avoid;
Coming Back from the Future, Meeseeking a win- it’s gone
Like how your whole conspiracies about realities are wrong!
Riggity Rek-ing a Rick like the Galactic Federation
I’ll bury Einstein’s career much like C-137

Rick Sanchez:
Mr. Peanutbutter's House Fan Club? *Burp* I’m a member
When it’s positivity, you’ve got DICK to remember
A man that is a horse? What even is your fucking show?
And I’ve won, ‘cause that's the waaaayyyy the news goes
Drinking all that Butterscotch will make you look like a wussy
no wonder sex with a cat shows your true side, you pussy!
Horseman will showcase the fact that he will O.D
And with a Rickle in Time, you’ll be trapped in the 90’s!

Writers: Vlad and 8_Bit
Audio Mixer: Vlad
Cover Art made by: Vlad
Beat Produced by Kustom

Rick Sanchez vs Bojack Horseman. MultiVersal Rap Battles (old audio)

Gru vs. Bowser

Mat4yo as Gru
Multi as Bowser

Beat by Kustom 
Mixed by Skeep
Thumbnail Art by Boris
Written by Freshy Kanal, R the Writer, Legion, Blake, Brodecai
Chiseled by Mat4yo

Gru: 
Got the freeze ray packed, time to put your hands up.
A turtle wants to face off? Well, where’s the camera?
This reptile thinks I'm dumber, well let's look at the numbers
I tackled top crimes, while you’re one-upped by a plumber!
My despicable mind commits the time’s true crimes!
I’ll poach your family AND I’ll steal the turtle crossing sign
Turn your membrane to soup! spook ya more than your ghosts did
Add this to your routine of ending up roasted.

Bowser: 
Like your jam operation, I'll put the lid on you for good
When I leave you in the dark, like the fate of your childhood.
Take it from a father, you don’t learn to be bossy
by coddling your monsters like your name was Bill Cosby!
Disregard those viruses, I'm the illest foe to Mario
Can't keep your cool here, try following Nefario
So let me twist your story to get your lies fixed 
You've met a beast from ‘85 who leaves your crew 86’ed

Gru: 
Stay Gru-vy, Bowser, save your muscles for later.
You couldn’t arm wrestle ‘gainst a lipstick taser.
Getting beat like a piñata at the Koopa cabana
My man, ya can’t-a please a peach with your turtle-

BANANA!

Minions and Gru:
Step aside, we need space for an army in the battle.
Time for you and your 7 dwarves to bite in the sour apple
Molten flow to melt away your face after our rhyme flows
Leave your jaw dropping as you’re crushed into dry bones
Spread your flesh into jelly and then you’ll be on a roll!
As you've fallen off this track even more than rainbow road
Our quality colony drops an army of bars.
We’ve stolen the moon, say goodbye to your stars!

Bowser Jr.: 
From retiring villany on some zinkerminions to leech
On the list: kidnap your Mrs instead of one single peach
Blast your entire arsenal, check all the bombs I'm packing
Step into my airship and all you will have left is your accent.
Even Vector’s tracking cams can’t see through our attack plan.
It’s not the first time this Olympian cracked an egg, man.
Brushed aside all your life, this fight should feel the same
As you're left with your packing peanuts in the box of shame

Freshy Kanal as Minion 1
Skeep as Minion 2
Eddie as Bowser Jr.

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Bonus Stuff:

Karaoke for Covers:
http://picosong.com/wY6GP/

Acapella for Remixes:
http://picosong.com/wY6Gw/

Old Flowtest:
http://picosong.com/wyXW8/

Matteo in Character ;D
http://picosong.com/wY6P5/

Hint for Next Battle:
I wonder...

Gru vs. Bowser - Rap Battle!

Cover Art by Jughead Jay

Jughead Jay as Jimmy Neutron 
Julian the Beast as Timmy Turner & Announcer.

Beat Production: Kustom 
Mixed by: Julian

Karaoke: picosong.com/wsk4u/

TV RAP BATTLES 
TIMMY TURNER!
VS 
JIMMY NEUTRON!
BEGIN

Timmy Turner:
When Timmy’s Turning tables, you better Runaway Rocketboy!
Because I’m causing more chaos than your two robot toys
Unlike your first film, seems you couldn’t kick the buckets
The way you’re animated is as distasteful as the Wishing Muffin
It seems your Power Hour got outrun by Planet Sheen
It’s hard to brag when your heads topped with chocolate ice cream
You leave them lost as Quasar, but they enjoy my “broadcasts”
What do they say when they wanna run away? Gotta Blast!

Jimmy Neutron:
Copying Calvin and Hobbes to get weight off your shoulders?
Giving you a Brain Freeze, while you’re looking for a burner
I see, Beaver Boy; ‘Robbin’ your gigs as a sidekick?
Quite different from the Norm, so the public makes you homesick
Your friends, fairies, fan base, the dream theory I believe
Came out as transgender before you were even conceived
You’re a guy of many bites, always taking high fractions!
Your lines were Fairly Odd after causing Live Action

Timmy Turner:
Oh my God-dard, how the (poof) did you get Cindy?
Your show makes Johnny Test a better Dexter’s Lab wannabe 
This isn’t Science Fair; Brain Blastin’ Fast, Lab 
Rat
Thomas Edison called, and he said he wants his inventions back 
“Nerd-tron” Robot Suits you, getting olders your placeholder
When I have the microphone I run Nick’s shows out of order
You’re driving me Crockers, Nicktoon Unite for a few viewers
I’d rather watch Clockstoppers, you’re like other Dimsdale Losers!

Jimmy Neutron:
Listen Phony Phantom, or you’ll be like Dudley instead
Looking at your report card, you must be used to getting F’d
So Grow up, after spitting like you were in the kitchen
Sniffing up the scene like Sparky for Chloe’s Secret Wishes
Running on your school’s Track, but Francis won’t be back 
Seems this isn’t the first time you’ve been Snack Attacked
I can’t conclude what Tiny Timmy’s twisted minds all about
But my algorithms in tempo left you forever Spaced Out...
Gotta Blast!

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

ON THE NEXT!
TV RAP BATTLE!

Written by: TV Rap Battles, JChay, Swoldow EVGRB, Honeycombs 96, RedKirby101IsHere, Light, Dani Frias and jay 
(Chiseled by 8_Bit_Brony)

Jimmy Neutron VS Timmy Turner. T.V. Rap Battles 1.

Cookie as Eevee
Justin as Rockruff

Eevee
When the moon comes out, my defense is harnessed
You lose all self control from that Gale of Darkness!
It must be rough knowing I rock from Dark to the Arctic
Your diamond’s lackluster in sharpness which shows your Rock Tomb is harmless 
Don’t psych yourself out! This battle’s heating up!
Go ahead and Run Away when you’ve had enough, pup!
My skill will leave you more shattered than your Splintered Stormshards
Cause when it comes to my rhymes, well you’ve got No Guard!

Rockruff
Yes, you’ve been loved for years with unrivaled seniority
But I don’t need Accelerock to be Game Freak’s new priority
Your design is too normal to keep paying the Bills
While I’m cute and have more edge than a Ten Carat Hill!
Rockruff is hot stuff! You’ll chomp dust, no Fire Fang
Nintendo dropped Dusk to overshadow your entire gang!
A new version every other gen ultimately proves that
Can’t teach an old dog new tricks - but I guess it works for cats!

Eevee 
You best be wary, wolf! Your raps weren’t that Swift!
It helps to go and test your flow before dropping this shit
I’m sure you’re Keen to popularity with your Bloodthirsty Eyes
But look at which of us is present on all of the merchandise!
Just try to match up to me with all of my boosted stats!
You’re soft like a PokePuff! I’m the one with the fans!
It’s not a shock that you’re Adamant about being boulder
But if I evolved next to you I’d turn into a Garbodor! 

Rockruff 
It’s ironic that Eevee has no Effort Value in rap
It’s like your only STAB! You just can’t Adapt!
So I’ll rock the mic, I’ve got bark and bite
And I’ll be going more feral than when it sparks Midnight!
Happy Hour is now! I’m making this my Own Tempo!
So I’ll be making all the cash while you’re as faint as Memento
The Parish Singing of your praises has reached its crescendo 
This battle’s your stepping Stone to getting ditched by Nintendo!

Eevee vs Rockruff. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #8

YOUTUBE: https://youtu.be/v29_mKB5Agk
INSTRUMENTAL: https://soundcloud.com/vinnyot/jd-vs-yuri-instrumental-prod-me

Monika (Miss Shellah):
Let’s see how we can play around with her script… 

JASON DEAN (Zander)
VS
YURI (GarbageGothic)

Yuri:
I'll come diss like a Heather, end you painlessly like a feather
This'll end fast if your bars are like your suicide letters
Hop on your school’s bandwagon, end yourself to save me time
Follow your mother’s footsteps before you choose to spit rhymes
I know you'll bomb all your lyrics, and now I'm here to defuse
If you're here to bribe me with murders I'm afraid I must refuse
This master of poetry will end your sadistic schemes
‘Cause just like Duke’s murder, your win is nothing but a dream

JD:
Demonic bastard, someone call a pastor
Your chr’s script is in need of a task manager
Lackluster lyrics show you use your pen to conquer lust
Fatal fantasies of romance, this goth is edgy as fuck
Lynch your ass like Sayori, make sure that noose ain’t too loose
And like a game of croquet, aim for your head instead of hoops
So begone thot! You won’t be getting this MC’s Moby Dick
I’ll take your emo poems and forge a suicide note quick

Yuri:
Oh I can't help but fall in love with perfection
Your looks and attitude, it seems I've made a misconception
I'll write about you properly, my skin meeting the blade
I feel the rush flowing through me, as I scream out your name! 
Now quit flirting with the reject of the popular clique
Or she’ll be slit open, bleeding out like my wrists 
My heart pounds to the beat, passion filling me with splendor
I love you, JD- Please be mine forever!
(stab stab die xd)

JD:
You know chaos killed the dinosaurs, you’re next on the list
I know your secrets in your project, allow me to paint the Portrait
While you hide your whole facade as some shy waifu trash
I’ll grab your arm full of wounds and open up your every gash
Your club has already pledged to die in unity
Just for your leader to protest her false reality
Your eyes will finally shut once you're engulfed into explosions
And finally you’ll be free from your hacked emotions

art creds to rosie and riven
instrumental prod. me

JD vs Yuri (feat. garbageGothic and WoodenHornets)

Lyrics (credits inside):
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SHd9Fxfb0L-hOO3sVAwADkxiawB9QC8WVDYqpyldTAM/edit

Thanks for a great Season 1!!!

Uber Rap Battles of Fiction

The Beast vs Freddy Fazbear - URBoF #10

Created by StrawberrySana
Vocals:
StrawberrySana - Natsuki/Monika
Pastelle - Yuri

(I do not claim ownership of this song.  All credit to its rightful owners.)

Natsuki vs Yuri - Rap Battle - StraberrySana

Bowsette
Before the opening dice roll it looks like this dame’s lost
I spawn more effective Wendy’s as a mid-game boss!
You’re uninspired, you only brought the heat with ghost pepper fries
While my fire makes a restaurant wish it had 99 lives
Too busy getting quarter pounded by more than Five Guys
And you’re being fresh with Dave since even 1969 
You want to really flip birds, don’t fish for likes when you’re postin’
Spewing nothing but tweets? Looks like I got a chicken roasted

Wendy 
Why do I need to serve this prick when Arby’s just did it for me
Been here almost fifty years and you’re not stealing any glory
This bad boss is more pauper, but like my Frosty’s I’m rich!
And I’m dominant, on top, you’re barely a Nintendo Switch!
I command millions worldwide, your rule’s more thirty-four-y
With freaks begging to be part of Bowsette’s Inside Story
Could fry you more comprehensive, but this kneeslapper is wrecked
You’re just a trend who’s fanbase can’t get your name correct

Elsie Lovelock as Bowsette
Lucian Chen as Wendy
Beat by Kustom

Bowsette vs Wendy. Battle Bytes #23

Oswald:
This is what’s up schlock, you’re crude, rude, and hackneyed
I’ll be leaving you more broken than any device from ACME
Packed with box office bombs, yet you can't put up a fight
I’m the only one you know that can Jam in Black n’ White! 
Reverting your buddies to infants? What the heck are you doing? 
That’s the reason you never usurped Roger Rabbit’s movie
You and your whole gang of friends must be Loonatics
To think the kids would ever pick this hack who’s just a bag of Trix!

Bugs Bunny:
A Disney weject tries to diss me? Now this is Epic, Mickey
When the Brothers saw your gang there’s no wonder they went with me
Go back to hiding in the shadows, stick to colorless plots
Toon you out and find you’re not worth your wittle ink blots
Universal-ly I’m the main course, you’re stuck to the side
By emulating your creator and staying fwozen in time!
No luck can help you here, cuz Walt left you abandoned 
Weduced to cameos - Oswald the Cucky Wabbit!

Stoff as Bugs
Eddiefrb as Oswald

Bugs Bunny vs Oswald the Lucky Rabbit. Battle Bytes #24

Music Video: https://youtu.be/AkhjdsKC4VE

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Stranger (Dark Deception Chapter 3 Song)

Lyrics:

Chucky:
A ragdoll wants a rap brawl? 
I’m not the kind of toy you’d wanna dance with
Ain’t seen a faker hunk of plastic since Tiffany’s “enhancements.”
I mean you dug your shit in my spotlight, I got a comeback you couldn’t dream of, rookie.
So how much Woody could a wood-Chucky chuck if a wood-Chucky could chuck Woody?
Hold the gun on your sidekicks or run into my knife, bitch
I’d play “hide your soul” but you’re already lifeless
Stay PG and keep counting your sheep
While you sit in Bonnie’s room alone, without a peep
Trust me, I’ll strip your title as hot topic, 
Did your plot strings puppet that many fucking losses?
Thinking outside the box, Andy's off to college while I still keep on rocking my box office
  
Woody:
Those burdens you dug yourself in ain’t something I’d ignore.
Cuz I don’t think that body count would help disburse your child support.
As sheriff, I can’t endorse a story milked six times or more
So tell me exactly what bragging rights does your franchise have in store?
You run on two legs, but your feelings are fake
After this: No more reboots for this snake
My lasso is cutting your wires
You got a big mouth for a fun size Michael Myers
For dolls like you we ain’t got no tolerance
Even Sid's toys would throw you across the fence
You drew the line, this battle is your suicide, 
my movie’s booting you aside; a rescue for your audience.
Square up all you want in all  your fancy ways
You will never be able to fill up Andy’s grave
My destiny’s a legacy, your story’s ending right here
Cuz by now your buzzkill’s burnt out in this light-year

Chucky:
You’re armless in this show, sir, a failed stunt for your shoulder
So put a gun in your holster, or fuck off my posters
I Hamil’d it up! I’ve been toppling cities, 
scaring the piss out of kiddies, bitch, I’m Andy’s owner
You Hamm it up, riding your owner like it’s a piggy back, 
You’re Woody Wood-pecking all up over Andy’s shoulders
I’m in mint condition, but from a bloody background 
You’re my sloppy second, but a hand me let down
Bullseye spits harder than Woody, you got nothing
While I make the beat drop like “Andy’s coming!”
My name lives in the doll, I have insanity lead
You’re called Woody, cuz you fell down the family tree
If you’re as beloved to Andy as you think, he’d call the doctor
But to him you’re just as alive as his father

Woody:
Don’t go dissing others for their titles partn’r? “Good Guys” is your legacy
You’re the posterboy for playtime, the only street you’re running is Sesame
I don’t hold you to high standards, in my part of town you’re too young
Yet you’re smart enough to connect to tech, but too dumb to plug your head to your tongue?
I’m off into the sunset, let’s not prolong our argument
To infinity and beyond, muffles Chucky from the bottom of the bargain bin

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Adam & DNA_Fox 

Mixed and Edited by:
Freshy Kanal

Beats by:
Dansonn & Simon Servida

Additional Help by:
Rabi, Mason, Derpiest Game Blast (DGB), Fel, GengoMain, MetaMachine, Creep Switch, Adroit, GamingPlush65, Hippie Rat, Brodecai, Commander Jacob

Art by:
AlienMadman

Chucky vs. Woody - Bonus Battle!

Pizza Tower OST - Hot Spaghetti

Pizza Tower OST - Theatrical Shenanigans

jades theme! wow we've really come a long way huh fellas?

i always really liked carefree victory and its really one of the only songs that felt like uniquely hers. towards the end i try and do something that like... every homestuck musician i think tries at least once: getting all 4 of the kid's instruments to play something nice together. i think i did alright, i subbed in beatboxing for daves turntables cause its not like you can just carry those anywhere. i guess as opposed to johns piano?? LMAO

musically i have jade start on bass, and as more of her friends come in she gets a little more confident in her basslines. anyway thats my fanfic.

this is the last new piece i'll be doing for the forseeable future, or until i feel like doing another one which might be immediately. ive been doing this on a largely volunteer basis for a while since the budget constraints were tight and we need to pay the bg and sprite artists a reasonable amount. I wanted all four kids to have music by me and i think we'll be digging into the homestuck archive for other stuff.

anyway i hope you've enjoyed the ride! its been a little bittersweet at times for me but i'll miss posting new stuff every two weeks.

PESTERQUEST: JAMES ROACH (FT. SPEAK-N-SAY) - CAREFREE VICTORY (REMIX)

HEAVY: "I have killed many robots, you will be crushed like the rest!"
"Mettaton: Well, darling, I can assure you I’m NOT like the other bots."
https://www.strawpoll.me/18732980

Tonight is a clash between two modern gaming icons; a hot robot from Hotland vs a Russian with a machine gun and a sandvich. Who will win this fated duel? Cast your votes now! https://www.strawpoll.me/18732980

HEAVY:
★Songs by games published by Valve
(Team Fortress 2, Portal, Half Life, Left 4 Dead OSTs)
★Songs about or related to Russia
(Rasputin, Tetris Themes, USSR Anthem)
★Popular Team Fortress 2 YTPMVs
(Soldier VS Masked Spy, OKTOBERFEEEEST, Bonkumiru)

METTATON:
★Undertale Songs RELATED TO METTATON
(Death by Glamour, CORE, Metal Crusher, Can You Really Call This A Hotel...)
★Songs related to robots
(Daft Punk Music, Beastie Boys - Intergalactic, Bomberman music)
★Songs from Game Shows
(Price is Right, Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune)

This track was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Heavy's art was made by ConstipatedNugget @nugman07 and Mettaton's was made by MS360 @mate-rodriguez. Stay Jammin!

Bugs Bunny vs Oswald the Lucky Rabbit. Battle Bytes #24

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