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B-Lo Lorbes as Mordecai
Miss4yo as Twilight Sparkle
Kari4ever as Pinkie Pie
Justin Buckner as Applejack
RandomBronyWhovian as Rarity
Stofferex as Fluttershy
PaletteReviews as Rainbow Dash
RandomBronyWhovian as Spike
Anthony Perry as Rigby
DH Films as Muscle Man
Matthew Thomas as High Five Ghost
Mat4yo as Pops
Stofferex as Skips
itsannachloem as Princess Celestia
WoodenHornets as Benson

Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 3. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 34

There was going to be artwork, but Photoshop decided to crash, so artwork coming soon I suppose. Enjoy the battle! :)

Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #14
Snorlax vs Slaking
Begin!

Slaking :
Straight out of Petalburg to show you what you're Snorlacking
My high attack stat is barely Normal, prepare for some attacking
you've just got Thick Fat, a Hammer Arm is what I've packing
Quit snacking, the whacking cracking swagger is Slaking!
You make me yawn, what's going on? One hit and you'll be gone!
Climbing up higher with my brawn, call me King Kong!
You've sure got gluttony, but no immunity in this rap battle
Defense Curl up, since you're too sleepy to even use tackle!

Snorlax : 
You dare to wake me up? Like paths your disses I block
I crunch and munch this sloth who's just Slacking Off!
You might have good stats, but your potential is ruined
Cause every other turn, you just sit on your ass and Truant
Eating fruit, then beating you, I'm the best you've ever seen
Feel the rhythm of my Belly Drum as I Chip you Away with rhyme schemes
You're making my hyper, like a beam! I'm on Ash's damn team!
Now it's time to take a nap, you go rap while I dream

Slaking :
YOU'RE OBESE, SO PLEASE, you will never get this win!
I compare with a legendary, I got more skill than you got chins
As you eat up my disses, you ain't getting more slim
You're out of shape, but you can still find me in the Gym!
Right beside Norman, my power is at Max, I'm getting hostile
Coveting the mic, now May I show you ass-whooping Petalburg Style?
I'll leave you consuming Leftovers, go back to blocking routes
This was your Punishment, you can suck my Pokéflute!

Snorlax :
I could talk in my sleep and still be standing tall
I'm also in SSB. Brawl, time to put you to Rest once and for all
Evolving through friendship, I am what every trainer wishes for
You're such a bore, I've got more in store when I use Snore
A challenge? Rollout out of town! You're just loafing around!
I've got such a Heavy Slam since I weigh over a thousand pounds!
My lyrical Giga Impacts sure showed you you shouldn't face me
This languorous languid laggard is only good at being lazy!

Snorlax vs Slaking. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #14.

Alvin:
We’re attracting audiences all around the world, you’re just annoying inbreds
I could see something more entertaining from a fucking house pet
Your show was cancelled, and yet our movies are still going!
And your ratings were slowly slipping down the tree without notice.

Simon:
It’s clear to see you guys don’t have any talent so don’t pretend 
What do you do? we’re singers, musicians, this’ll be your chipper end

Theodore:
Why are we even rapping against these chumps? The chip and dale show was shit.
You gonna put up fist to fists when you don’t even have wits to defeat this!

Chip:
Hey Dale, (Dale) Yeah! (Chip) Wanna hear about these chunky chips all in a nutshell?
Well one day, they stood up to us, the rescue rangers, (Dale) CHIP AND DALE
Dale:
You’re a real pop group? Well then I’m guessing you suck!
I’ll buck yall, you better duck, after this you’ll be in the rough.
Chip:
you can tal  k but you can’t think, could you even be more stupid.
(Dale) All your known for is novelty singing (Chip) How did they get their own movie?!
Dale:
Who the fuck are the chipettes? Your show makes no sense (Chip) It makes nothing
By the end not only dave will be the one shouting (both) ALLLLLVVIIIIN!

Alvin:
We make our own songs, not winding up Donald Duck in the park

Theodore:
We rap like the tree you live in cause we go hard like bark!

Simon:
I knew my calculations we’re right, you’re both gonna lose.

Alvin:
Heck, even Gadget Hackwrench is a better character than you!

Theodore:
We got a cartoon, 3 hit movies, and we will always live on 

Simon:
How you gonna compete with us? Nobody even knows you anymore, sons!

Alvin:
We will always win, no way these little pricks can beat us! 

All:
A new hint single, Disney character rip-off’s defeated by The Chimpmunks!

Dale:
Theodore really needs to lay off all the snacks!

Chip:
And Simon, shut up you nerd, I’ll break your glasses and

Dale:
who could ever stand you, you’re more annoying than fred
when rapping against us, you’ll never get a good success 

Chip:
Its fucking Both: Chip and Dale, you’re not even trying!
At the end of this battle WE’LL LEAVE YOU DEAD AND CRYING!

Dale:
We’ll get rid of your stupid singing and make your entire existence expired!

Chip:
That’ll teach you not to mess with Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers!

Alvin and the chipmunks vs Chip N Dale. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

Anthony Perry as Chris Griffin
Zack Maloney as Bart Simpson

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
CHRIS GRIFFIN!
VERSUS!
BART SIMPSON!
BEGIN!

Chris Griffin:
I think it’s time to draw how this little punk is going down
The way he’s challenging me got him acting like a clown
It’s not Chris to you, it’s Hatboy, bitch!
But instead, call me Homer, ‘cause I’ll choke you with my disses!
I’m delivering these lines, like how I deliver Newspapers
You dumb phoque, I need to eat a marshmallow so I’ll finish you off later
Write this down on the chalkboard, all you do is cause trouble
There’s no use for you on the show, so go skateboard out of this battle!

Bart Simpson:
I’m Bart Simpson, who are you, tubby?
It’s sad that comparing you to your dad, you’re more chubby
I’m a Simpson, you’re just from some messed up family
How can I take you seriously, you get amused by giggling keys!
You already lost this one, just listen to my crowd
Hell, if Ralph ever saw you, he would be like “I hate men now!”
You think you’re going to win, I think you have lost it
I’ll be more scarier than the monkey hiding in your closet

Chris Griffin:
You’re just some yellow turd, with a show that’s a pile of concrete 
You planned to get married, even though you’re younger than me
I’ll make you feel ashamed that you're bully will say 
Nelson Muntz:
Haha!
Chris Griffin:
Cause at the end of this, you’ll be screaming “Ay caramba!”
Bartman has just begun, I already took him down
I’ll be chilling with my dad, go back to making out with Milhouse  
I can make a better rap even when I fart
By the end of this, we’ll rename this episode to Dead Bart

Bart Simpson:
All you are is a copy of your dad, with even less brain cells
I'll take you down faster than what I did to Krabappel
When I leave you beheaded just like Jebediah, no one will get mad
The chance of you winning is more freaky than you marrying your dad
Now I have to admit Chris, you are quite  a well rounded kid
But its pretty sad when even Meg thinks you’re retarded 
Don’t ever try to fuck with Cupcake Kid, or else, you’ll be hurt
I won this fight fair and square, now go back to making out with Herbert

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Chris Griffin vs Bart Simpson. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 40

Creepy Black - Stofferex
Lost Silver - VideoGameRapBattles
BRVR - Justin Buckner
Buried Alive - WoodenHornets
MissingNO - RLYoshi
Strangled Red - HyperJacob96
White Hand - Frenzy
Hypno's Lullaby - MaNCHA
Lavender Town Syndrome - Emo Owl
Ash's Coma - Mat4yo


Lost Silver:
I'M DEAD but I want to be alive to spit this message to you
Turn back now or you'll be sent straight to your doom
Cyndaquil says HURRY because this ghost will be Unown
I'll leave you in chains like all the Pokemon I own
The forgotten hero haunts this spawn of lavender town
This is the battle of your life, the run option's not allowed
LEAVE or it'll be your soul that I will pilfer
In this battle of horrors, you’ll take a second place Silver!

Creepy Black:
Black's here to hack through your Silver Soul and brain!
You think you can win? Man the word lost is in your name!
Ghost is in your party, the Lavender Town sprite spirit
I'll Curse you first, even though in Generation 1, that move wasn't in it!
You can't step to me! Hell, you can't step at all!
You can't catch this brawling ghost inside a Pokéball!
You're too scared to move, you're about to get owned!
And on the place I'll finish you off there will stand a tombstone

Lost Silver:
NO MORE! Enough of your rhymes giving me Frustration
You can't one-hit KO me this fight will be MY domination
Celebi can sing a Perish Song then have  Pain Split
Your data will be erased, Rest in 8 bits

Creepy Black:
Don't be giving me that Mean Look or i’ll use my curse ability!
You’ve already Lost, Silver, when you come up against me
I murder every Trainer I faced, don’t even bother to fight
It’s time I put you to sleep, cause this is your very last night!

BRVR:
Do you still love me? If not, I’ll use my thunderbolt
I know you'll never leave once I catch your souls
It’s so cold down here, but my rhymes are still hot
Like what my owner did to me, I will leave you all to rot
None of you jokes know the pain that's going on in my chest
I know you’re lying to me, when you said your disses are the very best
I would rather die than listen to your lame excuses of raps!
When you see my plushy in the room, it'll end in a bloodbath 

Buried Alive:
Let me come out from the ground and make you stop your strife
My time to shine and finally rip apart your lives,
It's over, Pikachu, nowhere to run and nowhere to hide
'Cause all you flee in fright when Buried Alive wants to fight!
It won't be tame when I glitch your game, you three'll never be saved
Cause my claim to fame, taking jokes like you to your graves!
Finally, fresh meat! I've been waiting almost a century
You're reached the final floor, NOW IT’S TIME TO GET BURIED!

MissingNO:
The true killer king has arrived to bring your demise
No one will be Missing you when I make you all die
Your pants you'll be shitting when MissingNO's spitting
These lyrics were written in the blood that's dripping
from your quitting barely-living head since I'm hitting and ripping
There's MissingNO way you'll win versus this verbal ass kicking
Time's ticking and ticking and I'm winning and grinning
I'm the glitching killing forbidden beginning of your spine splitting!

Strangled Red:
I have no reason to be here, but I'll take you all down anyways!
You guys thinking you're the best has driven me even more crazed!
In a world that cheated me, why should I play fair?
Just like me when Miki died, you'll all be driven to despair!
I'll kill you all!  I'm going to do it!  You don't wanna know what's going in my mind.
This win is MINE!  Your guys' victory is something you can't find!
Nothing can be saved now, prepare your necks!  I'll strangle you all, there won't be a reset!
When you step up to me, you'll end up dead!  With the last thing you see is the color of red!

White Hand:
I can’t believe that you all think you understand
you’re nothing, but at least now you’re in my hand
Crashing through this battle, rapping till you all faint from this happening
Taking over game, cuz your bodies aren’t the only thing I’m “hacking”
trust me, you’ll be Missing, with No one to find the remains
All of you fighting for supremacy, but you’re all rapping the same
Make all the noises you want, it’ll prove to be futile
When I rip you into pieces you’ll know I made this battle “BRUTAL”

Hypno’s Lullaby:
Come with me little children, safe and happy you all be
As you Rest in your beds and I devour all your dreams
Don’t cry, it’s fine, Hypno wouldn’t hurt a fly
Fortunately all of you are non-invertebrate slime
I gotta hand it to you, White, you at least proved you aren’t the worst
Because MissingNO blowed for every second of his verse
Hypno lied to you all, sorry, now you’re all dead and done
Stay with me forever, we’ll have so much fun!

Lavender Town Syndrome:
Come and listen to my song, I’ll make all your ears bleed
You’ll all be suicidal in this battle, don’t believe me? 
Step out of the cave, into the town and feel my power. 
More fearsome than the ghost Marowak who haunts the tower
Any child who plays me, will end up being dead and severed
I’ll corrupt all of you, showing you who should be feared!
You think you’re scary, I got zombie Pokemon on my side!
Challenging me to a battle, better get ready to hide!

Ash’s Coma:
I leave my home, start my journey all alone and 
no.. NO! i’ll leave YOU all in a coma!
Your theories aren’t eerie, they’re etherial diseases
I’m the leader, and I’ll turn you into ash for your treason
my vision’s blurry, i can’t see
i thought we were all a team, maybe this is all a dream, 
your existence is fiction, you rather hurt than feel hurting
Time to show you what I’ve learned on my pokemon journey!

Stage 1: strike you with the bolt of lightning in my pocket
Stage 2: ignite your fires and blast you like Team Rocket
Stage 3: water gun you down with flows you can’t test
Stage 4: make new friends and become the very best!

if this is all in my head, sprawled on a hospital bed
i’m forever in debt to recycle the R.E.M. 
Come on! you pasta peoples can’t quite catch up!
Well, this battle is done, so let me pull the plug!

Pokepasta Battle Royale. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #15.

Battle Bytes is a new series from UBERocity that is basically the One Minute Melee of rap battles. Two rappers, one verse each, any matchup goes.

MetalFire as Mr. Burns
Mancha as Mr. Freeze

Freeze:
This Pennyworthless prick is about to lose millions!
Spit it iller than this Stooge--I’m a chill supervillain!
When your assets are frozen I'll show this misanthrope
That when it comes to atoms he’s an Iced-otope!
I’m a Burn Freezer, and I’m owning you, geezer 
With a Christmas diss to piss off Ebenezer!
This monotoned bag of bones will get mono-railed
In this Feast for Crows you Snow I’ve prevailed!

Burns:
I’ve got an Ivy League win, I’m a power plant!
So I’ll expel you from a battle like Billionaire Camp!
Took shots from two babies and both times survived!
Don’t be surprised at my reaction to meltdown your wife!
You can’t find Asylum from C. M. the MC
And you’ll be frost bitten when the Hounds are released
So silence, Snow Miser, I’ll live on in Epochs!
Your weeping’s just why they call it cry-ogenics!

Mr. Burns vs Mr. Freeze. Battle Bytes #1

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Mancha as Alexander the Great
Eddie as Link

Alexander:
They sent A Link to the Past just to face Alexander?
You can’t Tri-force yourself to win against a commander
This elf will wish he hadn’t faced the King of Macedon
When I make this Dodongo swallow my rap bombs
I’m An-enemy, a god, I’ll shock ‘ya, Greece lightning!
My heritage divine divined I’m electrifying!
You think you’re a problem with the items you’ve got 
But excuuuuse me, princess. It’s simple, you’re Knot!

Link:
You’d think that “The Great” would live up to his name
But even a recorder leaves me more blown away
You can’t take down a Legend! When I Wind I’ll dethrone ya!
Go jump on your horse before I E-pwn-y’a
I Glee-rok shrock the roof with my Flame Rod rhymes, boy
Heat leaves you a fever: Ocarina of Typhoid 
I Master both Swords and Words when it’s my time to strike
Aristotle should’ve taught ya how to Hy-rule the mic


Battle Bytes

Alexander the Great vs Link. Battle Bytes #2

Happy Birthday to Seth!

Adam as Pringles
Seth as Monopoly

Pringles:
Here’s something to chew on, you affluent half-wit
Bite me, do me a flavor, and can it!
Sorry! Get a Clue, or you’ll Risk occupation
The Park Brothers don’t have a Place in Recreation
Collect two hundred reasons why I shouldn’t be nice
Popping caps like tops with just a roll of the dice
You put people to sleep, I own the snack food Monopoly!
No card will get you out of this ass kicking for free

Monopoly:
I’m getting board of this game, so you’re gonna get played
Since I’m more successful than when Cats was on Broadway
I’ve got stacks upon stacks of cash, but your snacks
Will take a topple and make like the stock markets: crash
Because my victory is like your loans would be, default
I can really taste the vinegar that’s paired with your salt
So get off of my property, you Newfangled Fuck!
Don’t take a Chance against me or you’ll Go straight to bankrupt


Julius Pringles vs Mr. Monopoly. Battle Bytes #3

"Who are these people?" This is a battle I wrote for school, shortened down by a bit for the BB Format. (Original was 8844) Vignelli was a famous Modernist designer, being very strict with his designs and ideas, always following a grid. Duchamp was a Dadaist artist, meaning his work was wacky and not necessarily made for the eye but for the mind. I included a reference guide at the bottom.

Yobar as Duchamp
Mancha as Vignelli

Duchamp:
Make way for the Du-champion! En Avant Garde! 
I have Readymade rhymes, but I’m not indifferent to this blowhard!
I’ve never seen a man with such a fetish for a typeface!
You’re going down! Screwed, and descending a staircase!
Let’s talk about your wife, she’s a real Mona Lisa
Elle a chaud au cul, like my disses will leave ‘ya!
All your pieces look the same, it’s no wonder they’re flawed!
So I’ll leave you with one question... who's your Dada?

Vignelli:
It makes sense that a blockhead would call himself a Cubist
I heard your verse, now I’ll tell you what my post impression is
The best at a battle because I’m skilled when it comes to mock
-ups! You know I'll bring you Hell on the side of a box--AH
You’ve got me pissed, like your fountain, so I’ll flush it away
Man, you’re even more unpopular than my map of the Subway!
I’m a Helvetica veteran, you’re a mess of a man in a wrecked state 
Who’s a victim of chess, which will end in a checkmate

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1B7iYOK616Aq_GlGuAwRPegu56j0jXkii9Utb-1uDdc0/edit?usp=sharing

Massimo Vignelli vs Marcel Duchamp. Battle Bytes #4

Skeep as Tattletail
JMB as Mama Tattletail
Atronach's Aura as Tatl
Eddiefrb as Tael


Tattletail
Play time for me! Big fun! Hide and seek!
‘Til me trap you in my eggs! Ah ah! No peeking!
Arguing? Stealing masks? Me know what you did…
This pair of Deku Scrubs will be left a pair of Skulls, kid!
Your Time’s running out even when me sing a Song
And you’ll go Clock Down if you don’t play along
Disses for you! Tattletail, that’s me!
No more Mama and no more fairies!

Tatl and Tael
You’re in Majora trouble, prepare for a brush with misery
Quickly Termina this baby and return to our trickery!
A treat? We’ve made an Oath to Order you to disengage
It’s your final day, you little son of a! Turn the page.
No pentagram could banish our fierce deity incarnate
Better get some rest, I’ve just made you my Zeeeee-target!
Can’t return this Furby cuz he just was built too cheap
So we’ll tattletale to Mama ‘bout how you won’t get your sleep

Massimo Vignelli vs Marcel Duchamp. Battle Bytes #4

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