The exact moment I knew I was gay is when I first started watching SpongeBob. I didn't know what it was about him that made me want him so badly, but every time an episode came on my dick became rock solid. I knew I wanted to do more than merely watch this sponge. I wanted to fuck his tight little juicy asshole. For years, I dreamed of pounding him from behind and filling him with my cum and watching it drip out of his pores. However, no matter how many times I choked my chicken to the mere thought of him, my lust for this sexy succulent sea sponge could not be satisfied. I tried everything, body pillows, dolls, even hiring a prostitute to dress up in a SpongeBob costume and suck my cock. Nothing was good enough. So, I made it my number one goal to create a hyper-realistic SpongeBob sex doll, so my fantasies could finally be brought to life. No longer will those who also have a unquenchable thirst for Mr. SquarePants have to dream of releasing their sticky seed inside of his anal cavity, for they can now enjoy the real thing. But, creating this sex doll would not be an easy task, and this I knew. That's why I need your help to fund this Kickstarter. For donating $20, you get a T-shirt that says "I'm gay for SpongeBob SquarePants." For $40, you get the shirt and a coffee cup decorated with the finest SpongeBob rule 34. For $60, you get SpongeBob anal beads. For $100, you get a SpongeBob fleshlight that you can jizz in or whatever, plus all the other shit. Anything less than $20, and I'll just cum in a shoe box and mail it to your door, because fuck you I don't need your peasant change. I would like to make the world a better place with this SpongeBob sex doll, because I believe that everyone deserves the right to stick their dick in a fictional sponge from a kid's show.

VLÁÓÓÓ

Underground Hollaback Girl

somebody did this a few months back but i didn't like it (it was just both of the songs playing at the same time) so I decided to try it.

Groovin' Fuck You

I uploaded the instrumental, but here's the entire thing. (limited space on here, sucks, btw. :<)

Together We Ride Dat Booty

Puddi Boy Swag

Twerkoff Against Smithy

oh boy

gotta love workin hard for several weeks trying to make a new mashup only to make another uptown funk one at 2:30 in the morning

Everybody Funk Around

Oh, I Guess You're Actually Here for Memes

2013 mashup
image source: pixiv.net/member.php?id=65404

Wario's Bizarre Adventure

"Carpenter Brut -Roller Mobster" and "Renai Circulation" mashup

Umm yeah, nice font there soundcloud.

Roller Circulation

Stuff Used:
Love You Love You Love from Mighty Switch Force
LMFAO and Lil Jon - Shots

Love Shots Love Shots Love

Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch
Ke$ha + Pitbull - Timber
Linkin Park - In The End
Gummy bear meme funny song animation haha funny russia

THEY HAVE THE SAME CHORDS

Thank you guys so much for 500 followers! As a reward, here's my most amitious project yet: a full synthwave medley produced fully by me! Asides from the melodies, of course.
Now buckle up, because we're in for a ride full of Grand Dad, Vaporwave (Your Move), John Cena, Flowey, His Theme, Asgore, Tem Village, TD4W, Watch Me Whip/Nae Nae, Animals, Hotline Bling, Bangarang, Snow Halation, Game of Trones, Rainbow Tyenol, Crazy Frog, Rick Roll, Awolnation, Spear of Justice, Next Episode, SM&amp;NS, Tsunami, Bonetrousle, Put A Donk On It, Lavander Town and Loud Nigra.

<a href="https://theartistunion.com/tracks/0c696c" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Download for free on The Artist Union</a>

80'S MEMES: A Synthwave Soundclown Medley [500!]

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I can't believe you guys have already helped me hit 100,000 listens. I can't begin to thank you all, but the next best thing I can do is continue to make music and stuff for you guys! I can't wait to show you what I've been working on. -James

Songs used (chunked in rough order of appearance)

We Love Katamari - One Tip March / One Chip March

with

Skrillex - Bangarang
Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
(used as musical texture throughout)

Childish Gambino - Bonfire
DMX - Fuck Tha Police
MC Hammer - Can't Touch This
Trina - Pull Over (That Ass Too Fat)
Big Sean ft. E-40 - I Don't Fuck With You
Eminem - Without Me

Every One Tip March (102.3K Listen Special!)

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I don't even know what to write about this one. It started out as a simple Space Jam mashup for a collab Tainic is working on, and quickly spiraled out of control, becoming what is arguably my most complex, chaotic megamix ever. There are a LOT of YTMND jokes in this track, which was unbelievably fun to put together. I got my start with internet comedy / audio editing / mashups on YTMND in 2005, and digging back into that well was like seeing old friends again. So much fun!

I don't think I'll ever be able to top this track as far as the sheer amount of sources used. Look at the insane track list below! I think I'm gonna start posting more original tracks and take a vacation from this kind of thing. That is, until I lose my mind and start an SMRPG collab album at some point!


Tracks used (chunked in rough order of appearance)

*inhale*

Umineko no Naku Koro ni: When They Sing, Vol. 3 - Lyrical Aurora

with

Darude - Sandstorm
Quad City DJ's - Space Jam
Booty Bass - Shake That Ass
Buckwheat Boyz - Peanut Butter Jelly Time

DJ Assault - Ass N' Titties
Mike Greene - Bill Nye The Science Guy Theme

Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Dschinghis Khan - Moskau
PSY - Gangnam Style
Donna Burke - Sins of the Father (Metal Gear Solid V Theme)

Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

The Immortals - Mortal Kombat
DJ RX - Who's The Nigga
Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out
The Clash - Rock The Casbah

Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl
Khia - My Neck My Back

Will Smith - The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

and

Daler Menhdi - Tunak Tunak Tun

Hollywood Edge - Doppler Horn By, L To R, Semi-Truck

Paul Shortino - E.G.G.M.A.N.

Fred

Thanks so much for listening, and for reading. Love you guys! Let me know your favorite bit! -James

Everyone's Lyrical Aurora (Everyone ╳ Classic YTMND - 133.2K Listen Special!)

THESE WERE WITHIN 1 BPM OF EACH OTHER

Wanted Nate Dogg or Alive

i'm tired and can't think of any jokes aaaa

happy spook

EDIT: thumbnail fixed due to popular demand (it was one cunt)

Undead Mans Hand

Youtube video: https://youtu.be/1f5LIxGgouY

The Ting Goes Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die

𝘋𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴? 

oh you don't 

well it's hotline miami's 5th anniversary today. just thought you should know that.

download:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B28a4UGIdu1HVzdPU2VJTnJaN0E/view?usp=sharing

Hydromind

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

VLÁÓÓÓ

baguetteMan