Based on Dorothy Parker's Experience--->


Experience

Some men break your heart in two,
Some men fawn and flatter,
Some men never look at you;
And that clears up the matter.

https://classicalpoets.org/2024/11/the-trochaic-poems-of-dorothy-parker-an-essay-by-joseph-s-salemi/

and her capacity to lash out mordantly

Retired the beginning of 2023. Been writing music seriously for about six years. Thanks for listening - and sharing!

I don't claim any ownership over any of this. Anyone can use any of it for any reason forever. Also I accept liability. Please don't sue me (and/or let's collaborate).

"Holy fucking shit, this shit is crazy wtf"

"Moments of being passable beyond novelty"

"Very ok"

"Actually slaps"

"Straight art"

"Noise"

At its core, the blorgpulkf is a pulsating, iridescent orb that thrums with an energy that can only be described as "the sound of a thousand bees having a rave inside a kaleidoscope." It's hypnotic, it's unsettling, and it's strangely addictive - like watching a lava lamp filled with Mountain Dew and gummy bears.

But that's just the beginning. Surrounding this pulsing heart are layers upon layers of... well, your guess is as good as mine. One moment it's a tangled web of neon tubes that hum with an eerie frequency, the next it's a churning mass of what appears to be sentient silly putty. And is that a tiny disco ball I see nestled in there? You bet your sweet bippy it is.

As for its features, the blorgpulkf is like a Swiss Army knife designed by a mad scientist with a penchant for pranks. It's got a button that releases a burst of confetti and the sound of a rubber chicken being stepped on, a lever that causes the whole thing to fold in on itself like a origami crane having an existential crisis, and a tiny compartment that dispenses a single, perfectly spherical grape every 37 hours.

But perhaps the most baffling feature of the blorgpulkf is its ability to communicate. Not with words, of course - that would be far too pedestrian. No, the blorgpulkf speaks in a language all its own, a cryptic code of flashing lights, whirring gears, and the occasional burst of atonal jazz played on what sounds suspiciously like a didgeridoo.




The plorksickle. It's like someone took a fever dream, a Mad Lib, and a Dada art installation, threw 'em in a blender, and hit "puree."

Picture this: a contraption that looks like it crawled out of a Salvador Dali painting and mated with a Rube Goldberg machine. It's got a crank that sounds like a yodeling ostrich, a button that releases a puff of glitter and the scent of existential dread, and a tiny screen that just flashes the word "moist" in Wingdings.

But here's the kicker - every time you think you've figured out what it does, it changes the game. One minute it's reciting beat poetry in binary code, the next it's turning itself inside out and becoming a Klein bottle. And don't even get me started on the time it started oozing a viscous liquid that tasted like the color purple.

Is it a tool? A toy? A sentient being from another dimension that's just really, really bad at communication? Your guess is as good as mine. All I know is, it's the most beautifully useless thing I've ever laid eyes on.

But maybe that's the point. In a world where everything has to have a purpose, a function, a reason for being, the plorksickle is a big, fat middle finger to the very concept of sense. It's absurdity for absurdity's sake, a Zen koan in physical form.

So if you ever see me on the street, cradling this bizarre little gizmo like a newborn lovechild, don't ask me what it does. Just nod, smile, and know that you're in the presence of something truly inexplicable. Something that laughs in the face of logic and spits in the eye of reason.

Aure-Lion is an emerging artist known for a captivating fusion of world vibrations that blend Reggae, Funk, Jazz, Soul, Blues, Indie, Pop, and French influences. Since picking up music at the age of 16, Aure-Lion has drawn inspiration from childhood favorites to craft heartfelt tracks that resonate with themes of love and revolution. His music carries a powerful message about maintaining faith and protecting one's soul. With a growing presence in the music scene, Aure-Lion is open to collaborations and exchanges with both new and experienced artists. His latest work is set to release in February 2024, showcasing his dedication to continuous improvement in self-production, songwriting, and melody composition. As he navigates his artistic journey, Aure-Lion invites listeners to join him in exploring the rich tapestry of his sound.

Adventures in Music. Let the music do the talking, and take you to another place.

Auteur, compositeur, interprète, je suis à la recherche d'un label ou d'un producteur, ainsi que d'un manager pour faire de la scène.
Author, composer, performer,  I am  looking for a  label, and a manager.

Meditation and Spiritual Growth Guide

My spiritual name is Om Kleem Hum Gum Namo and I share teachings from Divine as songs to help people to start and proceed in their spiritual material path.

TiB'O est un artiste solo qui aime partager sa musique et toujours dans le but de s'évader. En concert il utilise les loops pour donner l'illusion d'un groupe.

¡Bienvenidos!  

Hola, soy Sojue, un músico mexicano, aquí para compartir mis melodías: rock, rock progresivo, baladas folk. Me gusta el arte, la música, la guitarra, la producción musical y los libros. 
¡Disfruta la música y si te gusta, sígueme!

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Welcome!

Hi, I'm Sojue, a Mexican musician, here to share my melodies: rock, progressive rock, folk ballads. I like art, music, guitar, music production and books. 
Enjoy the music and if you like it, follow me!

We are the music makers. We are the dreamers of dreams.





and her capacity to lash out mordantly

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