Swizkii as YSACooking
Matthew Thomas as HTBasic
Written by nEon and Timey
Additional writing help from Oofie and Matthew Thomas
Mixed by nEon
Beat produced by nEon
Additional help from Special Inquisitor Rayyan, Zagranis, and JK



YSAC:
Today, I’ll be spitting bars for this serious debating,
Now let’s look at the fridge to find more eggs to crush, cus
HTB sucks at entertaining,
yeah he totally sucks!    
Also known as clickbait-ey tutorial maker claiming cheddar,
Yet he couldn’t spice this battle up with pepper pepper pepper.
Auto-chop couldn’t help him make the cut, I got my win wangjangled in.
And an undo won’t be required to heat up this main dish. 

HTB:
Was that really a cooked verse? This chef seems like a bad apple
Shoulda watched my tutorials: “How to Win A Rap Battle”
I’ve always hated homework, but I’ll make sure that I will finish you,
Cus your video style is more expired than the food I use!
You’re a rotten egg, you’ve gotten dead, can’t even make an omelette,
A vitamix couldn’t even help you recover from this awful dread!
None of your raps could leave me fried or melted in the end, you see, 
Cus your content is more of a waste of time than your Rube Goldberg machines!

YSAC:
Suck an egg, with my skills I could make your messes taste good,
I teach people to make food, you teach people to waste food.
B*tch, you trash things for a living, so don’t talk about time wasting,
Ya need to learn How To rap, cause your style is so Basic!

HTB:
How to roast your opponent. Step one: Don’t do what he did
Step two: Throw disses at the opponent like eggs
Step three: Heat ‘em up at 200 degrees until burnt
Step 4: make sure they don’t cool, and serve!
Even on April Fool’s day, I’m still more productive
And I don’t even need to speak words to be destructive
(aggressive gibberish), you’re a failure,
Me trashing things got me number one in Australia!

YSAC:
Oh please, you’re properly number one when you’re taking a whiz
I smash things against the wall, you’d smash a wall for a vid
You’re basically the basic Banksy, just without the appeal
The only video viewers want you to do is “How to make a face reveal.”

HTB:
Ok, Boring with Babish, that has nothing else to do,
I could smash you into pieces and still get millions of views!
You must be drunk off your own wine if you think with your songs, you’d still be tough,
You know what, You suck at Cooking? Why don’t You Suck on deez nuts?!

YSAC:
How unoriginal, like your ideas of your own content,
I find Troom Troom more entertaining to watch, if I’m honest,
I could write an entire cookbook of all the ways I can crumble you
… Mmmmmm, that’s a damn good W!

You Suck At Cooking vs. HowToBasic. Epic All-Star Rap Rallies

A 21-year old guy who raps for a living. I also make FNF covers lol 
Nuff Said