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Urban Legend Rap Battles is a side series hosted on Eddie's Rap Channel featuring characters of modern and ancient folklore alike. Characters from Creepypasta, Cryptozoology, the SCP Foundation, Folklore, Gaming Mythos and more are all permitted.

Eddiefrb as El Chupacabra
Mancha as Mothman

Mothman:
There’s not a single newspaper in West Virginia 
That compares to the viciousness of the ink my pen is printin’
The moth is drawn to the spotlight while you’re trapped in it’s shadow
So make yourself disappear like Chupacabra-cadabra
You had better back it off, I’ll ensure this rabid dog
Has his shots when I’m firing back, on the track I’m hot
Wreaking havoc and passerby haunting, left in traumatic shock
Livestock is all you’re snacking on, Senor, you’re just a laughingstock
55 years and my legacy’s lasted on
Your legend is less set in stone than my statutes are
You’re sick, but not on the mic, you’re having dog days
I’m getting under your skin, so call me Mothmange
I’m dropping bombs, ay 
I’ll turn this track into a verbal TNT Area and set you ablaze
And the whole reason that this battle put me first
Is that I’m predicting the disaster that’ll be your verse

El Chupacabra:
The bigger they are, the harder they fall
What’s a biggity boy to the diggity dog 
They call me the goatsucker, but to you, that’s nothing
Cuz it sounds like on the mic, you’re the GOAT at sucking 
You’re a tourist attraction spawning festivals to shill
Your locals milk you more than the animals I kill
You’re a mascot, so how could you beat me, may I ask you
If you couldn’t even take down a confederate statue
I mean, you’ve been a joke since your early conception
It looks like you took a wrong turn to the furry convention
Muchacho, my entire Point is you’re too damn Pleasant
You gotta learn to threaten residents with more than just your presence
You’re a moth to my flames, better stay where you tread
Or I’ll leave you an alebrije on the Day of the Dead
This Hot Topic Chewbacca is choking hard like a shock collar
Don’t act like you’re not bothered - I’m a freakin’ Mothballer!

Mothman:
You’re going Will Feral - that performance hurt to view
Get the comedian that named you to write your verses too
You toy by saying you’re more voracious but your pop culture makes it
Clear the only gang you roll with’s Mystery Incorporated
You’re so dry, my hemoglobin is missing
‘Cuz you drained all the life out of this battle more than your victims
And the only beef you’ve ever experienced is with cattle
This bridge is burnt and collapsed and you took Silver in this battle 

El Chupacabra:
I’m cutting off your blood flow, you fail to be vampiric
Try to bite off me and you’ll pale in comparison
Yeah, on the track you’re sounding terribly alien
Hop back in that UFO, you hairy Roswellian
Fanbase is cultists that worship this poster ward
I, for one, reject our faux insect overlords
No conspiracy in this battle to dispel
Call me just Chupacabra cuz I gave you this El


Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental prod. by Anywaywell
Art by BMB
Cover by Rabi

El Chupacabra vs Mothman - Urban Legend Rap Battles

B-Lo Lorbes as Mordecai
Miss4yo as Twilight Sparkle
Kari4ever as Pinkie Pie
Justin Buckner as Applejack
RandomBronyWhovian as Rarity
Stofferex as Fluttershy
PaletteReviews as Rainbow Dash
RandomBronyWhovian as Spike
Anthony Perry as Rigby
DH Films as Muscle Man
Matthew Thomas as High Five Ghost
Mat4yo as Pops
Stofferex as Skips
itsannachloem as Princess Celestia
WoodenHornets as Benson

Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 3. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 34

There was going to be artwork, but Photoshop decided to crash, so artwork coming soon I suppose. Enjoy the battle! :)

Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #14
Snorlax vs Slaking
Begin!

Slaking :
Straight out of Petalburg to show you what you're Snorlacking
My high attack stat is barely Normal, prepare for some attacking
you've just got Thick Fat, a Hammer Arm is what I've packing
Quit snacking, the whacking cracking swagger is Slaking!
You make me yawn, what's going on? One hit and you'll be gone!
Climbing up higher with my brawn, call me King Kong!
You've sure got gluttony, but no immunity in this rap battle
Defense Curl up, since you're too sleepy to even use tackle!

Snorlax : 
You dare to wake me up? Like paths your disses I block
I crunch and munch this sloth who's just Slacking Off!
You might have good stats, but your potential is ruined
Cause every other turn, you just sit on your ass and Truant
Eating fruit, then beating you, I'm the best you've ever seen
Feel the rhythm of my Belly Drum as I Chip you Away with rhyme schemes
You're making my hyper, like a beam! I'm on Ash's damn team!
Now it's time to take a nap, you go rap while I dream

Slaking :
YOU'RE OBESE, SO PLEASE, you will never get this win!
I compare with a legendary, I got more skill than you got chins
As you eat up my disses, you ain't getting more slim
You're out of shape, but you can still find me in the Gym!
Right beside Norman, my power is at Max, I'm getting hostile
Coveting the mic, now May I show you ass-whooping Petalburg Style?
I'll leave you consuming Leftovers, go back to blocking routes
This was your Punishment, you can suck my Pokéflute!

Snorlax :
I could talk in my sleep and still be standing tall
I'm also in SSB. Brawl, time to put you to Rest once and for all
Evolving through friendship, I am what every trainer wishes for
You're such a bore, I've got more in store when I use Snore
A challenge? Rollout out of town! You're just loafing around!
I've got such a Heavy Slam since I weigh over a thousand pounds!
My lyrical Giga Impacts sure showed you you shouldn't face me
This languorous languid laggard is only good at being lazy!

Snorlax vs Slaking. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #14.

Alvin:
We’re attracting audiences all around the world, you’re just annoying inbreds
I could see something more entertaining from a fucking house pet
Your show was cancelled, and yet our movies are still going!
And your ratings were slowly slipping down the tree without notice.

Simon:
It’s clear to see you guys don’t have any talent so don’t pretend 
What do you do? we’re singers, musicians, this’ll be your chipper end

Theodore:
Why are we even rapping against these chumps? The chip and dale show was shit.
You gonna put up fist to fists when you don’t even have wits to defeat this!

Chip:
Hey Dale, (Dale) Yeah! (Chip) Wanna hear about these chunky chips all in a nutshell?
Well one day, they stood up to us, the rescue rangers, (Dale) CHIP AND DALE
Dale:
You’re a real pop group? Well then I’m guessing you suck!
I’ll buck yall, you better duck, after this you’ll be in the rough.
Chip:
you can tal  k but you can’t think, could you even be more stupid.
(Dale) All your known for is novelty singing (Chip) How did they get their own movie?!
Dale:
Who the fuck are the chipettes? Your show makes no sense (Chip) It makes nothing
By the end not only dave will be the one shouting (both) ALLLLLVVIIIIN!

Alvin:
We make our own songs, not winding up Donald Duck in the park

Theodore:
We rap like the tree you live in cause we go hard like bark!

Simon:
I knew my calculations we’re right, you’re both gonna lose.

Alvin:
Heck, even Gadget Hackwrench is a better character than you!

Theodore:
We got a cartoon, 3 hit movies, and we will always live on 

Simon:
How you gonna compete with us? Nobody even knows you anymore, sons!

Alvin:
We will always win, no way these little pricks can beat us! 

All:
A new hint single, Disney character rip-off’s defeated by The Chimpmunks!

Dale:
Theodore really needs to lay off all the snacks!

Chip:
And Simon, shut up you nerd, I’ll break your glasses and

Dale:
who could ever stand you, you’re more annoying than fred
when rapping against us, you’ll never get a good success 

Chip:
Its fucking Both: Chip and Dale, you’re not even trying!
At the end of this battle WE’LL LEAVE YOU DEAD AND CRYING!

Dale:
We’ll get rid of your stupid singing and make your entire existence expired!

Chip:
That’ll teach you not to mess with Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers!

Alvin and the chipmunks vs Chip N Dale. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

Anthony Perry as Chris Griffin
Zack Maloney as Bart Simpson

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
CHRIS GRIFFIN!
VERSUS!
BART SIMPSON!
BEGIN!

Chris Griffin:
I think it’s time to draw how this little punk is going down
The way he’s challenging me got him acting like a clown
It’s not Chris to you, it’s Hatboy, bitch!
But instead, call me Homer, ‘cause I’ll choke you with my disses!
I’m delivering these lines, like how I deliver Newspapers
You dumb phoque, I need to eat a marshmallow so I’ll finish you off later
Write this down on the chalkboard, all you do is cause trouble
There’s no use for you on the show, so go skateboard out of this battle!

Bart Simpson:
I’m Bart Simpson, who are you, tubby?
It’s sad that comparing you to your dad, you’re more chubby
I’m a Simpson, you’re just from some messed up family
How can I take you seriously, you get amused by giggling keys!
You already lost this one, just listen to my crowd
Hell, if Ralph ever saw you, he would be like “I hate men now!”
You think you’re going to win, I think you have lost it
I’ll be more scarier than the monkey hiding in your closet

Chris Griffin:
You’re just some yellow turd, with a show that’s a pile of concrete 
You planned to get married, even though you’re younger than me
I’ll make you feel ashamed that you're bully will say 
Nelson Muntz:
Haha!
Chris Griffin:
Cause at the end of this, you’ll be screaming “Ay caramba!”
Bartman has just begun, I already took him down
I’ll be chilling with my dad, go back to making out with Milhouse  
I can make a better rap even when I fart
By the end of this, we’ll rename this episode to Dead Bart

Bart Simpson:
All you are is a copy of your dad, with even less brain cells
I'll take you down faster than what I did to Krabappel
When I leave you beheaded just like Jebediah, no one will get mad
The chance of you winning is more freaky than you marrying your dad
Now I have to admit Chris, you are quite  a well rounded kid
But its pretty sad when even Meg thinks you’re retarded 
Don’t ever try to fuck with Cupcake Kid, or else, you’ll be hurt
I won this fight fair and square, now go back to making out with Herbert

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Chris Griffin vs Bart Simpson. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 40

Creepy Black - Stofferex
Lost Silver - VideoGameRapBattles
BRVR - Justin Buckner
Buried Alive - WoodenHornets
MissingNO - RLYoshi
Strangled Red - HyperJacob96
White Hand - Frenzy
Hypno's Lullaby - MaNCHA
Lavender Town Syndrome - Emo Owl
Ash's Coma - Mat4yo


Lost Silver:
I'M DEAD but I want to be alive to spit this message to you
Turn back now or you'll be sent straight to your doom
Cyndaquil says HURRY because this ghost will be Unown
I'll leave you in chains like all the Pokemon I own
The forgotten hero haunts this spawn of lavender town
This is the battle of your life, the run option's not allowed
LEAVE or it'll be your soul that I will pilfer
In this battle of horrors, you’ll take a second place Silver!

Creepy Black:
Black's here to hack through your Silver Soul and brain!
You think you can win? Man the word lost is in your name!
Ghost is in your party, the Lavender Town sprite spirit
I'll Curse you first, even though in Generation 1, that move wasn't in it!
You can't step to me! Hell, you can't step at all!
You can't catch this brawling ghost inside a Pokéball!
You're too scared to move, you're about to get owned!
And on the place I'll finish you off there will stand a tombstone

Lost Silver:
NO MORE! Enough of your rhymes giving me Frustration
You can't one-hit KO me this fight will be MY domination
Celebi can sing a Perish Song then have  Pain Split
Your data will be erased, Rest in 8 bits

Creepy Black:
Don't be giving me that Mean Look or i’ll use my curse ability!
You’ve already Lost, Silver, when you come up against me
I murder every Trainer I faced, don’t even bother to fight
It’s time I put you to sleep, cause this is your very last night!

BRVR:
Do you still love me? If not, I’ll use my thunderbolt
I know you'll never leave once I catch your souls
It’s so cold down here, but my rhymes are still hot
Like what my owner did to me, I will leave you all to rot
None of you jokes know the pain that's going on in my chest
I know you’re lying to me, when you said your disses are the very best
I would rather die than listen to your lame excuses of raps!
When you see my plushy in the room, it'll end in a bloodbath 

Buried Alive:
Let me come out from the ground and make you stop your strife
My time to shine and finally rip apart your lives,
It's over, Pikachu, nowhere to run and nowhere to hide
'Cause all you flee in fright when Buried Alive wants to fight!
It won't be tame when I glitch your game, you three'll never be saved
Cause my claim to fame, taking jokes like you to your graves!
Finally, fresh meat! I've been waiting almost a century
You're reached the final floor, NOW IT’S TIME TO GET BURIED!

MissingNO:
The true killer king has arrived to bring your demise
No one will be Missing you when I make you all die
Your pants you'll be shitting when MissingNO's spitting
These lyrics were written in the blood that's dripping
from your quitting barely-living head since I'm hitting and ripping
There's MissingNO way you'll win versus this verbal ass kicking
Time's ticking and ticking and I'm winning and grinning
I'm the glitching killing forbidden beginning of your spine splitting!

Strangled Red:
I have no reason to be here, but I'll take you all down anyways!
You guys thinking you're the best has driven me even more crazed!
In a world that cheated me, why should I play fair?
Just like me when Miki died, you'll all be driven to despair!
I'll kill you all!  I'm going to do it!  You don't wanna know what's going in my mind.
This win is MINE!  Your guys' victory is something you can't find!
Nothing can be saved now, prepare your necks!  I'll strangle you all, there won't be a reset!
When you step up to me, you'll end up dead!  With the last thing you see is the color of red!

White Hand:
I can’t believe that you all think you understand
you’re nothing, but at least now you’re in my hand
Crashing through this battle, rapping till you all faint from this happening
Taking over game, cuz your bodies aren’t the only thing I’m “hacking”
trust me, you’ll be Missing, with No one to find the remains
All of you fighting for supremacy, but you’re all rapping the same
Make all the noises you want, it’ll prove to be futile
When I rip you into pieces you’ll know I made this battle “BRUTAL”

Hypno’s Lullaby:
Come with me little children, safe and happy you all be
As you Rest in your beds and I devour all your dreams
Don’t cry, it’s fine, Hypno wouldn’t hurt a fly
Fortunately all of you are non-invertebrate slime
I gotta hand it to you, White, you at least proved you aren’t the worst
Because MissingNO blowed for every second of his verse
Hypno lied to you all, sorry, now you’re all dead and done
Stay with me forever, we’ll have so much fun!

Lavender Town Syndrome:
Come and listen to my song, I’ll make all your ears bleed
You’ll all be suicidal in this battle, don’t believe me? 
Step out of the cave, into the town and feel my power. 
More fearsome than the ghost Marowak who haunts the tower
Any child who plays me, will end up being dead and severed
I’ll corrupt all of you, showing you who should be feared!
You think you’re scary, I got zombie Pokemon on my side!
Challenging me to a battle, better get ready to hide!

Ash’s Coma:
I leave my home, start my journey all alone and 
no.. NO! i’ll leave YOU all in a coma!
Your theories aren’t eerie, they’re etherial diseases
I’m the leader, and I’ll turn you into ash for your treason
my vision’s blurry, i can’t see
i thought we were all a team, maybe this is all a dream, 
your existence is fiction, you rather hurt than feel hurting
Time to show you what I’ve learned on my pokemon journey!

Stage 1: strike you with the bolt of lightning in my pocket
Stage 2: ignite your fires and blast you like Team Rocket
Stage 3: water gun you down with flows you can’t test
Stage 4: make new friends and become the very best!

if this is all in my head, sprawled on a hospital bed
i’m forever in debt to recycle the R.E.M. 
Come on! you pasta peoples can’t quite catch up!
Well, this battle is done, so let me pull the plug!

Pokepasta Battle Royale. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #15.

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Zack as Bart Simpson
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Fel as Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski
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Lyrics:
Bart:
I spend a lot of time hanging around a lard of fat like you cartman
its not smart, man; facing off with bart man
this racist tasteless prick battling me is just absurd
don’t have a cow man, looks like you ate the whole herd
soon this racoon will be more dead than his humour is 
fart jokes are all that matters to this deranged obese lunatic 
and your highest form of comedy is terrance and phillips
do you want your ass kicked, the Simpsons already did it

Cartman:
ARGH! IM NOT FAT, IM JUST BIG BONED!
I’m about to drag your ass out just like your show!
Respect my authority, El Farto you’re fucking done
you’re more of a big fat bitch than kyle’s mom!
go go Jo jo, and fucking cancel out
so you can go back home and have alone time with Milhouse
Go make me some pie you glorified beer stool
What I’m trying to say is, how would you like to suck my balls?

Bart:
ay caramba! who the hell are you messing with me!
You’re an even bigger dick than your mom’s groundskeeper willy
Its like you worked at the qwiki mart with a pile apu that you brought
you want something to eat fatso, than eat my shorts

Cartman:
Well your mom is so poor, she actually watches your show
you’re more of a jew than kyle, Kyle: shut the fuck up fatso
Your rhymes are treehouse of horror-ble but you know whats worse
You’re your alcoholic dad’s punching bag, the stick of truth hurts!

Bart Simpson vs Eric Cartman. Season 3, Wave 1

Minccino: SkeepTiel
Emolga: Eddie

Emolga:
Volt Switching in, Min, Repping Nimbasa Gym
With a Thunderbolt jolt, make the Light Screens dim
Start a quarrel with the sky squirrel, I’ll Discharge my skill
With acrobatic tactics, got a bigger mem-brain than Will!
I’m a straight Electro Baller with loads more Agility
Hark, lark, my Spark will make you rethink your Tranquil-ity
A flow Deluge shocking as Ions makes this lil chinchilla sore
You’re paralyzed! It’s super effective! The crowd begs for an Encore!

Minncino:
This Emolgamation appears to not be a chill army
With my Captivating Cute Charm, beating me will be Rocky
Look at my Baby Doll Iris, you’ll be swooned in a pinch
Even without evolving, winning this will be a cinch!
Erase you from this battle, use a ground type to seal your fate!
I won’t drop this Facade, but instead, Retaliate!
When i’m Singing with Echoed Voice it’ll be hard for you to rap
But i’m not taking your crap, you get a Wake Up, bitch-Tail Slap!

Emolga:
It’s Irresistible for me to diss an imbecile chinchilla
‘cuz when I use my Thunder, you could call me the cute guerilla
I’m on the Pursuit, test my Double Team? That’s cute
I’ll clean you up Neat and Tidy, for this battle you pollute!
Your rhymes Tickle my funny bone, fickle like the Safari Zone
I’m in my own level of fly, you just get Circle Thrown by Throh!
Use your Last Resort, I’ll Drive you Swoobatty with my Motor
This unneeded freeloader’s more unoriginal than Garbodor

Mincinno:
Says the one who stole it’s whole design from Pikachu
Slamming Roggenrola hard bars, but please, After You
You didn’t hear me diss the first time? I’ll repeat with an Echoed Voice!
For I’m well Rounded , unleash a Frustration by choice!
I’ve Endured everything thus far, now to shoot down a squirrel!
No more opportunities to rap for you, get the Beedrill?
You’ve Motor Drove me up the walls by just filling up a dex spot!
Get Elesa to release ya and go Nuzzle Oshawott..


Emolga vs Minccino - Evolved Poke-Rap Battles #2.

Eddie as Missingno. 
Chao as Porygon
Vladimyr P. as Porygon2 
Jacob as Porygon-Z
Thumbnail by Chao

Written by: Chao, Jade, and Falkyn

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DmScQLUdUUEAkqafnjOL2DCZNsGedy8yt5aia1HKiUM/edit?usp=sharing

Porygon vs Missingno. - Pokemon Rap Battle #6

The Destroyer of Worlds Kamen Rider Decade/Tsukasa Kadoya battles against the Disaster Pokemon Absol to see who's the better being that's rumored to be a disaster bringer.

HyperJacob96 as Tsukasa Kadoya and Absol

Tsukasa:
Everybody has a reason to stand strong and fight
No one can stop you from fighting for what you think is right
But against the Passing-Through Kamen Rider, none of that applies!
So remember this well: trying to fight me is unwise!
I got a flow so smooth, it’s like I’m Riding the Wind
Your defense stat is crap! You have no ways to defend
from this beating! So how do you expect to beat this card-wielding master
when even the Pokedex thinks that you’re just a disaster?!

Absol:
It says I warn others of the dangers that may ensue 
Though I couldn’t save them from the disaster known as you
Don’t need my Future Sight to see that losing here is your fate
‘Cause your rapping’s more bizarre than the pictures you take!
With a Night Slash, I’ll Cut apart this Psycho with ease
You’re the Destroyer of Worlds? You’re just a world travelling freak
who travels with his companions, acting like the 10th Doctor!
You’re more of a Kaito than your friend, but that’s not a Dai Shocker!

Tsukasa:
Compare me to Kaito? Then for you, it’s Diend!
You’re weak to Bugs and Kicks? Those are things I specialize in! 
Your lyrical Taunts aren’t effective without your trainer’s directions!
And with my K-Touch, I’ll Completely erase you from existence!
I’m the King of the Rider Worlds! Strongest Heisei Rider! 
You’re an Absol-ute threat to others! Forever an outsider!
You say you warn others of the disasters that can occur?
Too bad you couldn’t warn yourself that your loss has been assured!

Absol:
You need over 30 forms just to say you’re the strongest?
All I need’s my Absolite, and this battle’s no contest!
Anything you bring up, I’ll Magic Bounce it back!
Say that I’m useless without a trainer? You need your cards to attack!
Your verse was more confusing than as to which side you’re on! 
And with a Black Hole Eclipse, you’ll Perish in this rap Song!
I’m glad your series ended quickly. Everyone found it so boring!
‘cause in the words of Wataru Kurenai: You have no story!

Tsukasa Kadoya Vs Absol - Rap Battle

Freshy Kanal as Hypno
Skeep as Mismagius

Written by Chao and Mr E. Owl
Thumbnail by Chao

Hypno:
Watch what I’m waving and listen to me
There’s no need to Disable you while you’re lost in your dreams 
I’m known for my pasta, but I can adapt 
You must think your job is easy when you fool a guy with bottle caps
Smash your Stone, turn Dusk to dust 
I’ll bust your wicked husk until you combust 
Switcheroo your dream world till you’re scarred and nonplussed 
Then my Future Sight attacks and you end up as musk 
Even without psychic moves I could stop an old hag 
In Cerulean Cave, your journey will end bad 
Miss me with your magic, it’s tragic 
That this ugly sad and sick ratchet’s just a hat trick 
With a top like that, I’d rather watch Wizard of Oz
At least the Wicked Witch successfully attacks because
The kind of moveset you have just makes me scoff 
With half of your attacks, I’ll just Psywave them off!

Mismagius:
According to your dreams, you’ll soon be given little children 
Feeling Drowzee? You’ll be put in a sleep pavilion 
No escape, but it’s great! Since it’s Hypno’s Naptime
I’ll invade your mind; I’m Astonishingly sublime 
You frilly little Poni, it’s Plain to see
You ain’t hip, no way, you’ll never meet your wildest dreams
Of getting away from night magic with your ability
Once I use my Mean Look, there’s Sin-no escape from me 
You can die from a bug bite, you don’t scare me
Looking like the kind of guy who’d try to sell me herbal tea
My dreams of winning have been realized, don’t need a pendulum 
To fall asleep and weep cause of a rapist’s tantrum 
I’m shiny and golden, not grimy and olden 
With a few TMs, I could leave you jolting 
But not the same way you jolted in Mystery Dungeon 
Into those little children, you’d think they’d be done then-

Hypno:
I understand where you’re going but I won’t take your Facade
Like in the anime, your plan is incredibly flawed 
You won’t be synchronized when I make Synchronoize!
I have better things to do than playing with toys!
I'm no nightmare, I'm the reason you have them
Eating Dreams, so it seems, all that’s left is the bad ones 
You won’t be Missed-Magius when your nap never ends 
I see I’m not the only one who’s desperate for friends  

Mismagius:
Looks like Harrison's Playing with Fire
A single Will-o-Wisp makes a Psychic retire
One look at me and you see in your dreams
Not a watch made of stone which attempts to cause screams
Giving Amnesia without the move 
Leave a hollow feeling in the mind of you 
No Lucky Chants can save you from what I find 
You think you’re gonna win? Lemme take that off your mind

Hypno vs Mismagius - Pokemon Rap Battle #10

Freshy Kanal as Raichu
Adam as Jolteon

Raichu:
Let’s start with a Volt Tackle to crack your face in two
I don't need Crunch to show you I’ll Rai-chew right through you!
You’re only useful with an item! Tell me who you think you’re kiddin!
How can you take me on when your own Power’s Hidden?
Even your siblings are envious of my Disarming Voice!
When it comes to Electric types… you’re not my first Choice
Despite the stat distribution when I rap you can’t outspeed this!
Don’t need the HM for Surf, I’m fly with psychokinesis!
With my extra type added, your own stat goes unnoticed
If you think you’re better than me, go and look at the voltage!
While you’re busy placing last with your other eeveelutions
This Sparksurfer will show  proper verbal execution

Jolteon:
I’ll leave ya Paralyzed in fear like a circle of Spearow
Gainst this pokemon that’s wasn’t even chosen for Yellow!
I’ve got the Volt Absorb so I’ll take all your lines 
And I’ll show everyone why I’m the mon that shines!
That’s why I got Black Glasses packed with Shadow Balls 
To shock and out rap masses fast like Thunderbolt!
You won’t find the happiness to evolve to Pikachu
With stats so embarrassing I can’t even look at you
Checking out your movepool makes me think you’re a mistake
It’s no wonder you can’t keep up after all those pancakes!
You can’t Retaliate after I Smash your Z-Crystal
Even without Earthquake your potential’s abysmal!

Raichu:
What a shocking event! Jolteon fails again!
That’s probably why Mikey didn’t pick you in the end!
You think you’re better than me? Just check the dex!
Our voltage suggests that Raichu’s the best
You look spent! I’m Stoked when I’m up against my kin!
I hope your Last Resort is a different way to win!
And if you Endure my lines I’ll be the one that you’re despising
I've naught to say but this - your loss won’t be surprising!

Jolteon:
I own the Thunder Stone, your relevancy’s nearly done!
You only got another form because you're too bland for Gen 1!
Your half brain damaged trainer still wants to keep fighting?
You’ll need a Surge of Rare Candies to match my Lightning!
Your design’s so appalling even Ash never wanted you
Just tell me Hau they made your shiny suck too
Riding the Thunder Wave to victory, just try to match my speed
I’d say we Synchronized, but that implies that you compare to me!

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Raichu vs Jolteon. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #3

UnamusedDetective as Froslass
Mancha as Chandelure

Froslass:
I feel an Ominous Wind that’s not catching my frost draft
It seems these Polar opposites have finally crossed paths
About time you paid the Pryce for your murderous hot wrath
Hope you don’t froth and burn up at the sight of a Froslass!
I bet you wish your rhymes emitted such a bright shine
It doesn’t take degrees to make a Bose-Einstein
How exactly are victims supposed to Bond with their Destiny
If when trying to hold a candle, they get the death penalty?
All Hail to the belle who is Cloaked in the Snow mist
No way I’ll be bested by the ghost who has no fists!
Freeze where you’re flowing, pipes belong on snowmen
And I’ll leave you more broken than you are in Pokken!

Chandelure: 
Looks like a touchy dead woman could use some rekindling
It seems that Frozone is jealous of her Mega sibling
RU kidding me right now? Spikes are what makes you special?
You could get to the Snow-point if you just used your Temple
Try to spit Will-O-Wisp but your verse was not lit
Upon closer inspection - you’ll get burnt to a crisp
If I used Pain Split it would just heal you a bit
Because I’ve taken the offense while you haven't done shit!
Froslass is in last! I spit Inferno on the track!
You don’t know Jack Frost when it comes to lighting up this match! 
Warming up the earth more than generation five’s fodder
This lass can’t handle the heat even though the kitchen’s hotter

Froslass:
You’re treading on thin ice there.. Let me break it
I spit roasts to leave your Rawst Berry Incinerated
This ghost’s Lampspent after trying to stay cool
You’ll get extinguished by something as shallow as your movepool
I’m not letting my guard down due to a Chandelier
With his ability managed to infiltrate a lower tier
This kitchen fixture’s tricks have a ceiling you can’t hit
I’d tell you to hang yourself but it seems you beat me to it

Chandelure:
I can Sia are trying to swing with the Chandelier
This Sno-Runt’s facade fails without a Dawn Stone near
I’m known to cause fear, you’re only good for Powder Snow
And unlike your Avalanche, I’ve actually got flow
I’m spitting an Overheat felt through player’s screens
So i’m not threatened by a Blizzard from this Dairy Queen
I’ve been evaluating how much life force you’ll provide
There’s not much left for me - you’re already empty inside

Froslass vs Chandelure. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #4

https://soundcloud.com/multisupervids as Bojack Horseman
https://soundcloud.com/rbrebooted (Chico) as Rick Sanchez
Vladimyr P. as Morty Smith

Flowtest: http://picosong.com/wFLYy

BoJack Horseman:
There’s no Gun in your Pocket with a Morty for assistance
Rick’s win is less kismet then his family’s christmas
Your whole life’s acting Ruffles as you make more mistakes
You cheat the Naked eye, like it’s Ricked This Way
It takes you Nine Rick Potions to see that you’re an outsider
I’ve seen more lyrical insight from a cable provider!
And for rapping? it's no walk in the Anatomy Park
With eating all that shit, Doofus, couldn't leave room for bars?

Morty:
Uhh, I don't know about this Rick..

Rick:
Shut up Morty, we’ll be fine
We’re up against a drunken idiot, who forgot to pay his fines

Morty:
Wait, but Rick, that's yourself

Rick:
No It's not, Shut up Morty!
You better ready up, because it's time to get Schwifty

Rick Sanchez:
Your content’s banter and cancer with a little bit of standards
There’s no need to contemplate when I’ve got all the answers
Crossing genomes, quite n33dful, so quit Horsin’ Around
Since you are too retarded to turn a Brand New Couch
Feisty kitty won't return, Duckman is looking beastly
When you’re lonely you BoJack off like every brony
Using another formula, you’ll say hello to the Moon
Through dreams I snooze, without your fictional horseshoe

Morty Smith:
He is failed like his disses, and his love life’s abandoned 

Rick Sanchez:
I’m blowing off your career, ‘cause my disses are 9/11
It's best you hit the sack, Jack or this’ll end with zymolysis
You can just watch my show to see a REAL midlife crisis

BoJack Horseman:
Left you in a cliffhanger; bigger than my struggle
when It comes down to bars, you’ve got Mr. Poopy Butthole!
Your IQ must be a Jerry if you planned to pull a Roy
Since your bed will be divided, here’s something you should avoid;
Coming Back from the Future, Meeseeking a win- it’s gone
Like how your whole conspiracies about realities are wrong!
Riggity Rek-ing a Rick like the Galactic Federation
I’ll bury Einstein’s career much like C-137

Rick Sanchez:
Mr. Peanutbutter's House Fan Club? *Burp* I’m a member
When it’s positivity, you’ve got DICK to remember
A man that is a horse? What even is your fucking show?
And I’ve won, ‘cause that's the waaaayyyy the news goes
Drinking all that Butterscotch will make you look like a wussy
no wonder sex with a cat shows your true side, you pussy!
Horseman will showcase the fact that he will O.D
And with a Rickle in Time, you’ll be trapped in the 90’s!

Writers: Vlad and 8_Bit
Audio Mixer: Vlad
Cover Art made by: Vlad
Beat Produced by Kustom

Rick Sanchez vs Bojack Horseman. MultiVersal Rap Battles (old audio)

Gru vs. Bowser

Mat4yo as Gru
Multi as Bowser

Beat by Kustom 
Mixed by Skeep
Thumbnail Art by Boris
Written by Freshy Kanal, R the Writer, Legion, Blake, Brodecai
Chiseled by Mat4yo

Gru: 
Got the freeze ray packed, time to put your hands up.
A turtle wants to face off? Well, where’s the camera?
This reptile thinks I'm dumber, well let's look at the numbers
I tackled top crimes, while you’re one-upped by a plumber!
My despicable mind commits the time’s true crimes!
I’ll poach your family AND I’ll steal the turtle crossing sign
Turn your membrane to soup! spook ya more than your ghosts did
Add this to your routine of ending up roasted.

Bowser: 
Like your jam operation, I'll put the lid on you for good
When I leave you in the dark, like the fate of your childhood.
Take it from a father, you don’t learn to be bossy
by coddling your monsters like your name was Bill Cosby!
Disregard those viruses, I'm the illest foe to Mario
Can't keep your cool here, try following Nefario
So let me twist your story to get your lies fixed 
You've met a beast from ‘85 who leaves your crew 86’ed

Gru: 
Stay Gru-vy, Bowser, save your muscles for later.
You couldn’t arm wrestle ‘gainst a lipstick taser.
Getting beat like a piñata at the Koopa cabana
My man, ya can’t-a please a peach with your turtle-

BANANA!

Minions and Gru:
Step aside, we need space for an army in the battle.
Time for you and your 7 dwarves to bite in the sour apple
Molten flow to melt away your face after our rhyme flows
Leave your jaw dropping as you’re crushed into dry bones
Spread your flesh into jelly and then you’ll be on a roll!
As you've fallen off this track even more than rainbow road
Our quality colony drops an army of bars.
We’ve stolen the moon, say goodbye to your stars!

Bowser Jr.: 
From retiring villany on some zinkerminions to leech
On the list: kidnap your Mrs instead of one single peach
Blast your entire arsenal, check all the bombs I'm packing
Step into my airship and all you will have left is your accent.
Even Vector’s tracking cams can’t see through our attack plan.
It’s not the first time this Olympian cracked an egg, man.
Brushed aside all your life, this fight should feel the same
As you're left with your packing peanuts in the box of shame

Freshy Kanal as Minion 1
Skeep as Minion 2
Eddie as Bowser Jr.

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Bonus Stuff:

Karaoke for Covers:
http://picosong.com/wY6GP/

Acapella for Remixes:
http://picosong.com/wY6Gw/

Old Flowtest:
http://picosong.com/wyXW8/

Matteo in Character ;D
http://picosong.com/wY6P5/

Hint for Next Battle:
I wonder...

Gru vs. Bowser - Rap Battle!

The two legendary turret constructers, Torbjörn and The Engineer, face off in this epic Overwatch vs. Team Fortress 2 rap battle!

Get the song!
iTunes► https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/torbj%C3%B6rn-vs-the-engineer-single/1311211604
Google Play► https://play.google.com/store/music/album/VideoGameRapBattles_Torbj%C3%B6rn_vs_The_Engineer?id=B25qx5rnkcloh34g7qulaqldbce
Spotify► https://open.spotify.com/album/0rzVN4v2slHmUzjnS45QNl

LYRICS:
Torbjorn: 
Spitting like a sentry, my rapping's dispersed,
scrapping your outdated game and I'll be crafting this verse!
Never passing my defensives, you'll be going berserk!
That's right, it's Torbjörn, ready for work!
I've stopped a bot-caused apocalypse!
I'm sure that I can topple over Texas hicks!
Drop Dispensers for what's in store,
'cause I flow hot as Molten Core!

Engineer:
Whoa there fella, you're comin' up short,
But that's all that I expected when I'm rapping a dwarf!
You're flat out useless, your characters busted!
Time a foreigner's shown some Frontier Justice!
Teleporters, health Dispensers, Sentry Guns,
I'm a dozen of your heroes rolled up into one!
I solve a problem, you amplify,
I mean the Omnic Crisis was your design!
Torbjörn: 
You claim you've got intelligence, and yet you still resort,
to cracking jokes about my height, well I'm not a dwarf!
But if you'd like to blabber some more,
Then I'll smite you with the hammer of Thor!
The real OG, first hero made!
While your class is the most over-played!
I may create, but I'm destructing now!
You've built up your ego, I'll break it down!

Engineer: 
You treat the Omnics like lesser scum,
I thought Southerners were the racist ones,
And you've got eight kids in that family of yours?
You'd think an Armorer'd use protection more,
I've got a Widowmaker of my own, I'm a sharpshooter,
No Hospitality for this intruder,
When you're Wrangled in, hear the screams of pain,
more than your team when you're picked for games!

Torbjörn (speaking): 
You were merely a prototype, I am the latest and greatest!

Engineer (speaking):
Well, at least people can pronounce my name, Tor-B-Jorn!

Torbjörn (speaking): 
THAT'S TORBJÖRN!

Torbjörn: 
If what you just presented's the best rhymes that you wrote,
then you'll malfunction even worse than your Competitive mode!
You've got repetitive flow, I'm always better than foes!
Stay out of my way, I'm in the zone!
You're a hunk of junk, I'm master race!
Now watch as I improve your face!
You can't repair your past mistakes!
You've reached your Expiration Date!

Engineer: 
Your battle raps just prove the fact,
That you should never be picked on attack!
Just broken game mechanics and Torb works it?
That's the definition of a Short Circuit!
You're a drastic radical oddity!
Just drop your robot philosophy!
Either stay eliminated or you'll live with the truth,
That every other hero does their job better than you!

Torbjörn vs. The Engineer - Video Game Rap Battle

Cover Art by Jughead Jay

Jughead Jay as Jimmy Neutron 
Julian the Beast as Timmy Turner & Announcer.

Beat Production: Kustom 
Mixed by: Julian

Karaoke: picosong.com/wsk4u/

TV RAP BATTLES 
TIMMY TURNER!
VS 
JIMMY NEUTRON!
BEGIN

Timmy Turner:
When Timmy’s Turning tables, you better Runaway Rocketboy!
Because I’m causing more chaos than your two robot toys
Unlike your first film, seems you couldn’t kick the buckets
The way you’re animated is as distasteful as the Wishing Muffin
It seems your Power Hour got outrun by Planet Sheen
It’s hard to brag when your heads topped with chocolate ice cream
You leave them lost as Quasar, but they enjoy my “broadcasts”
What do they say when they wanna run away? Gotta Blast!

Jimmy Neutron:
Copying Calvin and Hobbes to get weight off your shoulders?
Giving you a Brain Freeze, while you’re looking for a burner
I see, Beaver Boy; ‘Robbin’ your gigs as a sidekick?
Quite different from the Norm, so the public makes you homesick
Your friends, fairies, fan base, the dream theory I believe
Came out as transgender before you were even conceived
You’re a guy of many bites, always taking high fractions!
Your lines were Fairly Odd after causing Live Action

Timmy Turner:
Oh my God-dard, how the (poof) did you get Cindy?
Your show makes Johnny Test a better Dexter’s Lab wannabe 
This isn’t Science Fair; Brain Blastin’ Fast, Lab 
Rat
Thomas Edison called, and he said he wants his inventions back 
“Nerd-tron” Robot Suits you, getting olders your placeholder
When I have the microphone I run Nick’s shows out of order
You’re driving me Crockers, Nicktoon Unite for a few viewers
I’d rather watch Clockstoppers, you’re like other Dimsdale Losers!

Jimmy Neutron:
Listen Phony Phantom, or you’ll be like Dudley instead
Looking at your report card, you must be used to getting F’d
So Grow up, after spitting like you were in the kitchen
Sniffing up the scene like Sparky for Chloe’s Secret Wishes
Running on your school’s Track, but Francis won’t be back 
Seems this isn’t the first time you’ve been Snack Attacked
I can’t conclude what Tiny Timmy’s twisted minds all about
But my algorithms in tempo left you forever Spaced Out...
Gotta Blast!

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

ON THE NEXT!
TV RAP BATTLE!

Written by: TV Rap Battles, JChay, Swoldow EVGRB, Honeycombs 96, RedKirby101IsHere, Light, Dani Frias and jay 
(Chiseled by 8_Bit_Brony)

Jimmy Neutron VS Timmy Turner. T.V. Rap Battles 1.

Cookie as Eevee
Justin as Rockruff

Eevee
When the moon comes out, my defense is harnessed
You lose all self control from that Gale of Darkness!
It must be rough knowing I rock from Dark to the Arctic
Your diamond’s lackluster in sharpness which shows your Rock Tomb is harmless 
Don’t psych yourself out! This battle’s heating up!
Go ahead and Run Away when you’ve had enough, pup!
My skill will leave you more shattered than your Splintered Stormshards
Cause when it comes to my rhymes, well you’ve got No Guard!

Rockruff
Yes, you’ve been loved for years with unrivaled seniority
But I don’t need Accelerock to be Game Freak’s new priority
Your design is too normal to keep paying the Bills
While I’m cute and have more edge than a Ten Carat Hill!
Rockruff is hot stuff! You’ll chomp dust, no Fire Fang
Nintendo dropped Dusk to overshadow your entire gang!
A new version every other gen ultimately proves that
Can’t teach an old dog new tricks - but I guess it works for cats!

Eevee 
You best be wary, wolf! Your raps weren’t that Swift!
It helps to go and test your flow before dropping this shit
I’m sure you’re Keen to popularity with your Bloodthirsty Eyes
But look at which of us is present on all of the merchandise!
Just try to match up to me with all of my boosted stats!
You’re soft like a PokePuff! I’m the one with the fans!
It’s not a shock that you’re Adamant about being boulder
But if I evolved next to you I’d turn into a Garbodor! 

Rockruff 
It’s ironic that Eevee has no Effort Value in rap
It’s like your only STAB! You just can’t Adapt!
So I’ll rock the mic, I’ve got bark and bite
And I’ll be going more feral than when it sparks Midnight!
Happy Hour is now! I’m making this my Own Tempo!
So I’ll be making all the cash while you’re as faint as Memento
The Parish Singing of your praises has reached its crescendo 
This battle’s your stepping Stone to getting ditched by Nintendo!

Eevee vs Rockruff. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #8

YOUTUBE: https://youtu.be/v29_mKB5Agk
INSTRUMENTAL: https://soundcloud.com/vinnyot/jd-vs-yuri-instrumental-prod-me

Monika (Miss Shellah):
Let’s see how we can play around with her script… 

JASON DEAN (Zander)
VS
YURI (GarbageGothic)

Yuri:
I'll come diss like a Heather, end you painlessly like a feather
This'll end fast if your bars are like your suicide letters
Hop on your school’s bandwagon, end yourself to save me time
Follow your mother’s footsteps before you choose to spit rhymes
I know you'll bomb all your lyrics, and now I'm here to defuse
If you're here to bribe me with murders I'm afraid I must refuse
This master of poetry will end your sadistic schemes
‘Cause just like Duke’s murder, your win is nothing but a dream

JD:
Demonic bastard, someone call a pastor
Your chr’s script is in need of a task manager
Lackluster lyrics show you use your pen to conquer lust
Fatal fantasies of romance, this goth is edgy as fuck
Lynch your ass like Sayori, make sure that noose ain’t too loose
And like a game of croquet, aim for your head instead of hoops
So begone thot! You won’t be getting this MC’s Moby Dick
I’ll take your emo poems and forge a suicide note quick

Yuri:
Oh I can't help but fall in love with perfection
Your looks and attitude, it seems I've made a misconception
I'll write about you properly, my skin meeting the blade
I feel the rush flowing through me, as I scream out your name! 
Now quit flirting with the reject of the popular clique
Or she’ll be slit open, bleeding out like my wrists 
My heart pounds to the beat, passion filling me with splendor
I love you, JD- Please be mine forever!
(stab stab die xd)

JD:
You know chaos killed the dinosaurs, you’re next on the list
I know your secrets in your project, allow me to paint the Portrait
While you hide your whole facade as some shy waifu trash
I’ll grab your arm full of wounds and open up your every gash
Your club has already pledged to die in unity
Just for your leader to protest her false reality
Your eyes will finally shut once you're engulfed into explosions
And finally you’ll be free from your hacked emotions

art creds to rosie and riven
instrumental prod. me

JD vs Yuri (feat. garbageGothic and WoodenHornets)

YouTube link: Friday 10am PST.

Steady Cam as Slender Man: https://soundcloud.com/thesteadycam
The Stupendium as Baldi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zshYe6Agzk

LYRICS...

Slender man: 
I started to believe this industry can’t get more shallow
Yet Another horrid horror game makes way into my shadow

tall and pale, bald assailant teleportin’ round a map 
but instead of leaving victims dead you give their ass a slap?

Are you serious? I’m furious!    
People are really fearin’ this?
You’re a slender remake that is meant for pre-k 
that will never equate to me, period

That’s nearly it, I will sever each leg to crumble your foundation 
So step in my elementary for some real education  


Baldi:
Wow there he is, still scaring kids, Congratulations! You exist!
Figured something awful was in the mist, you’re person proving white people shouldn’t spit 

this dated shroud is not allowed In my school house, you’re flunkin’ out
for those rhymes I’ll award a shiny quarter since you’re selling out

I mean You got a movie coming now, sure that will be a smash
Based on every other gaming flick, well you can do the math 

now let’s do my favorite subject, what happens when I subtract
your head from the rest of your carcass and then split it into halves?

Now this class is in session, May I please have your attention 
Take this jump rope for suspension, hang from your neck in detention 

Your reign of fame has now ended, I’ll sweep the floor with you man
I get madder every verse you fail, get out while you can 


Slender man:
I’ve got you decoded, the pages I wrote it, 
then you went and stole it, put it in your notebooks
repackaged and sold it, to kids but you know it 
is me that you owe the, numbers that you’re growin’

I gave you your start, I’ll be your finish, You won’t make it far, now I have risen
I’ll tear out your heart and then I’m persistin’ to rip you apart, hows that for division?

I’m slender man, put you in a hospice there’s no treatment
for when i teach what’s really frightening to Mavis Beacon


I am the peak of all horror, you are just the trending fad
that is soon to die off right along with hero brine and fnaf

Baldi:
Let’s look at your results, and based on your grim grading
Then I can see why you dropped out of school slim shady

I can’t believe it, if you think that verse would make me shudder 
Than you’re twisted as your 12 years olds who go and stab each other

Slender Man vs. Baldi's Basics

Video: Friday August 10th at 10am PST

Steady Cam as Pikachu:
Samantha Sadoff as Eevee

LYRICS:

Pikachu:
Back in 1996, a spark began to glow
Bringing me to lead a series lighting screens around the globe 

I’m the mascot, Yeah I’m the face that runs the game
While you’re a other throwaway that has known to run a way 

That’s your best ability, no adaptability 
can save a bratty daft Eevee from Pika’s rap agility 

yeah I crackle all my foes when I tackle with my volts
I’m a master on my own, only high up when you’re stoned

Your a handout to the trainer buddy, I’m a real catch
Unleashing static raps to leave you frozen on the track

Eevee:
Why don’t you pass the baton to a viable mon’
That verse was a catastopika, thinking that cha really strong

This detective should deduce that he is weak and overhyped
Check your speed, I even make for a swifter electric type

I’m your natural predator, this fox devours mice 
if you try to nuzzle up to me you’ll wind up with a bite

If you zap me on the mic, my hyper voice will spit some raps
that’s gonna dominate the this mon we hate, like evoboosted stats

Pikachu:
Claim my stats are weak but just look at where I be
I am trainer Red’s lead, espeon’s is off his team

None of your evolution are effective when we fight
Your silly gimmick lost it’s magic, when you gained a fairy type

Try to take me down and you’ll be paralyzed for sure
Brick break you down and Body slam ya like a luchador

When I thunderbolt 10 milli volts are surgin’ through and through 
From the anime, to our new games, who’s really choosin you?


Eevee:
We’ve got a lot in common, we’ve progressed throughout the games
I’ve obtained more evolutions and you gained some cosplay 

Shoving you down all our throats can only do the franchise harm
I’m a refreshing face attracting gamers with my normal charm

Hey you Pikachu, I anticipate your moves
If that was your last resort than I’ve got some awful news

I am shocked with disappointment but you’ve got a good excuse
Your trainer’s too big of a dumb ash to evolve you

Pikachu vs. Eevee - Pokemon Rap Battle

YouTube Link: COMING FRIDAY, AUGUST 24th 10am PST

Sniper: Steady Cam
Widowmaker: Eile Monty

LYRICS:
Sniper:
A professional has standards that includes efficiency 
in the discardin’ of my targets put them out their misery 

when I am dissin’ on the beat this hitman is making the heat
While all your boring allegories put a Sydney boy to sleep 

I am an old fashion assassin you’re a cold passionless ratchet
See how slow your heart tempo is once I go squash an arachnid 

and my bow blasts unattractive widows kissing her goodbye
You’re gonna wish I was a soldier when I’ve got you in my sights


Widowmaker:
I can’t believe they got me pitted up against against somebody
With a flow’s that’s only useful when you use it for Jarate

And his sniping’s seeming sloppy so it’s gotta be apparent 
That this cocky amateur has let me down more than his parents

Oh did that one sting? If that is the case than it’s no wonder
Your HP is by far the lowest of your brothers

Machetes will not help when I behead this hunter
C'est la vie Put you back into the land down under


Sniper:
Crikey mates now feast your eyes The widow spins a web a lies 
Because her mind’s so weak and blind She had her husband sniped at night 

after the talon wiped her mind and now she finds herself a spy
But you know I tend to remind your kind to surrender your lives

I’m fortified gotta spit hard rhymes and unload on a bloke I’m a flow carbine
Till your cold heart dies do you feel alive when I load up a bullet to blow your mind?

The literal kind, after the genocide collect my profit
Won’t be trouble you’ve been pummeled by a kid rocking a gauntlet 

Widowmaker:
I find it quite surprising that you still insist on trying 
Shouldn’t need my infra sight to realize your game is dying

And yet I wouldn’t be lying if I said you make me laugh 
I’ll put you down out outback I’m quite experienced at junking rats

Try and chase me down while I am swinging from my grapple line
Outwit you then I’ll ditch you once you trip this venom mine 

It’s One shot one kill mercy killing is my brand
It’ll be more painless over all your slowly dying fans

Sniper:
I’m a hired hand you’re a bold crazy 
Bit my stuff for long enough just F O A D

And go back to ballet cause with that big ego that you got
I don’t even need scope to know your head is getting shot (BOOM!)


Widowmaker: 
Wanna keep your job? then I suggest you run and hide
Going toe to toe with me, snipers tend to lose an eye 

And keep preaching that you’re stable we all know you’re really sick
And compensating for the fact you killed your family as a kid

Sniper vs. Widowmaker - Video Game Rap Battle

Steady Cam as Infernape:
ShueTube as Blaziken:

LYRICS:
Blaziken: 
I can’t believe that this monkey thinks he can phase the kid
You’re crazy if you think you can rap battle with Blaziken
Can’t handle the flames I spin
And ravel these phrases in
I came to win so your chance of beating me’s looking razor thin
I’ll break the limbs on this wanna be homosapien
Then take his skin and hair and I’ll wear it
I call it “Bathing Chimp”
You’ll get these flaming wrists and a couple of blazing kicks
This apes a wimp, there’s no way he can take me with those baby fists

Infernape:
Forget the kinda game you’re in? I’m spittin’ platinum hits on blaze
I came in with flaming blitz you kickin’ with the chicken legs
Against my iron fist you’ll faint, you got the strength and grit of May
Need roost and speed boost so you can sprint away 
be true, I beat you up with my fists of flames
heat you and eat you up like a chicfila 
why don’t you go you sit an egg, your only chance of gettin’ laid
is if I crack you and I blast you back to where the dinner’s made

Blaziken:
You think you’re spitting flames?
But we’re in different lanes
Different games, I’m in Pokkén smoking foes and kickin A
You ain’t even in the game
That’s means you ain’t getting played
Sorry I’m not sorry but I’d hardly want to pick a lame

Infernape:
Hardly even charred me all of your kicks missed
You are sparring gainst army with’ bullet fists

and scorchin’ hits, though I was tardy to the party
I am starting up the barbie that’ll torch this chick

Blaziken: 
I’m bored with this
I’m really getting fed up
You really think that you’re clever?
You’ll never ever be better
These feathers will sever every vendetta that I endeavor
So how you gonna step up when you’ve never been a mega?

Infernape:
Better crank the heat cause your embers are em-bores
The way you’re fighting you should have sent for an emboar

Bringing little flow against the monkey inferno
Then you’re combutin’ better trust this combat wasn’t even close, No!

Blaziken Vs. Infernape - Pokemon Rap Battle

Joe "Cliff" Thompson as Homer Simpson
Kyuuball as Peter Griffin
Fel as Mr. Burns
garbageGothic as Lisa Simpson

Peter Griffin:
So this yellow fella’s meddling with Peter Griffin? 
This fight reminds me of those times when I beat a chicken 
You’re a bigger neanderthal than the caveman you nabbed from
Matt left for Futurama cuz you’re in the past, dawg 

Homer Simpson:
Heh heh heh
Whoever you’re talking to, he’s in trouble!
No more beer; I’m seeing double 
And sure I’m plain 'cuz I’ve been ‘round the globe 
While you’ll remain the Milhouse of shows 

Peter Griffin:
Yeah, you’re big, tubby, but if I were you 
I wouldn’t go around bragging about being the posterboy for child abuse 
We’re tired of you; is there nothing you won’t put your hands on?
Here’s Joe’s wheelchair- you’ve got no legs to stand on! 
Thirty years?! Christ, you’ve aged like Madonna 
Such a zombie no wonder you crap out treehouse of horrors
It’s been long since your better days but I’ll give you fair praise 
You made steps, then fell down the fucking staircase 
Let’s talk about your family--my god, they’re schmucks
When pit against Stewie, your toddler sucks 
And your boy, Bart, makes Chris seem almost average 
Lisa and Meg- uh- you know what- let’s just skip that one
Here’s a prediction: I’ll kick you back to T Ullman
Then I’ll home-in on that chick with the wig in your kitchen. She’ll giggity my donuts 
Now excuse me, I got a haircut at ten
Ya got served, though. Thank you, come again!

Homer Simpson:
You’re not Apu, but you’ve sure got problems 
Can’t expect less from a series that Fox runs 
pretty frickin’ sweet? MMMMM…. That’s my flow!
Since the 90’s I’ve been rolling in- errrrr, what’s the word… DOH! 
I thought you specialised in celebrity roasts?
The only cutaway you need is to a better show;
Lisa, what’s the definition of griffin? 
A creature stitched from different parts. Hmm. that’s pretty fitting
Now go prepare our lunch; we have famous guests over 
Tell me, where’s the microwave? I gotta nuke these leftovers 
You can’t talk about ideas running out

Mr Burns:
“Replace the hound” … “Ok, now bring back the hound” 

Homer Simpson:
Need a show canned? Luckily there’s a Family Guy 
Even from Space, I had more air time
And fart jokes won’t cloud my legacy
I couldn’t even call you Flanders cuz you’ll never be next to me 

Peter Griffin:
Take that crayon out your brain and actually try to write a good verse 
‘Cuz chronologically is the only time you’ll come first 
You got a nuclear family, so how’d ya tan?
Was the jaundice corn-dick born in the power plant?!

Homer Simpson:
And... why don’t you take that time machine from your son?
You could travel back to when your show was actually fun
It’s shocking that FG came back from the dead
Just to be killed by Homer Simpson again

Written by Fel
Mixed by Fel, Adroitwhiz, and Freshy Kanal

Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin. CMRB

Strange: Alex the Beast
Fate: Titanium1208

Doctor Strange:
Open my eye of Agamotto let me tell you what I see
That there’s no way in hell you’ll win a battle against me
I’m the magnificent magician, lyrics of surgical precision
And after this verbal slaughter, you’ll be in need of a mortician
Shamballa! Take a tip from this sorcerer supreme
You’re like a medieval Ikea mascot with sunbeams 
I strike with the Bolts of Balthakk, you vape like Valtorr
So step back before you join the Mists of Munnopor
In battle verbiage, the living lexicon is in his element
Spitting fire at a squire airing out a dinky helmet
So a Lord of Order up! You’d need more than an apple a day
To keep the eldritch ending ace away! Doctor Strange!
And none Stranger than the Phantom who ails you
Let the Kamar-Taj overcome providence’s stooge!
The Black Priests do not seek you a dark end
I didn’t come to kill you, I came here to bargain

Doctor Fate:
Strange Tales one hears from your gaggle of friends
Like how you're an egomaniac who wants to have sex with his hands
A necrotic built up by nepotism shaking Dark Towers?
You’re if Bale’s Batman found some Harry Potter powers
They call you: Sorcerer! Supreme! Steven! Strange!
But in: Lyrics! I got! Larger! Range!
With your eye you can’t see the controversy you’re causing?
Cause for a guy of black magic you do a lot of white washing
And a mind as cramped as that is sure to fall to chaos easily
Put up your MD and PhD, you’re about to get the third degree
Stop guarding your stones, see that my legacy’s divine
Since you know a thing or two about giving up time
You’re not worth my intellect, confront Swamp Thing, rather
For your kaleidoscope of rhymes is better fitted to rags, sir!
Order’s Juggernaut, you’re in the wrong field against a Mask
Brought a typhoon on Typhon while you fell to Cyttorak!


(STRANGE BRINGS HIM INTO THE MINDSCAPE)
Doctor Strange:
You're mired in the Mindscape, enjoy free consciousness?
Cuz Nabu screwed you, catatonic when your conscience hits
Against all the time in the world immortality’s not an issue
You could win but I’d just be right back to diss you
Let me be frank, you’re anchored by your ankh again
I’m diverse, magics divine to Black Atlantean
My bars are like death’s knell, son. You can’t hide.
What, need another ten-year old to force yourself inside?

Doctor Fate:
A tattered mage brings forth a failed escape for this user
I’ll overturn your impossible claims like the Fourth Yuga!
And be cutting rhymes as fine as you trim that stupid goatee
Until you need a Night Nurse for those burns, Steve!
Losing to Fate? That’s what one calls Manifest Destiny.
I’d like a side of sour cream to this Sorcerer Supreme!
Drop the formality, Strange, we’ve so long together spent.
You’ve been being me since ‘63. Call me Kent

Written by: Seth, Trent, Joey, Legion
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Additional instruments by Sebb
Covert art by Kamren

Dr. Strange VS Dr. Fate - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 10

LYRICS

Miles:
Take a page, you could learn something from an actual hero
When I turn this green-haired Hiro and turn him into the Biggest Zero
With your cheesy catchphrases “To Plus Ultra- and beyond!”
Keep your vocals in check and stop screaming- KACHAAN!
I leave billionaires in wreck and give audiences an impact
All you managed to leave were broken knuckles and a cast
So quit playing pretend, this is a real hero’s duty
I’d say that I’ve already topped you in terms of both of our movies

Izuku:
My friends are cheering me on, but can I handle this?
Guess I gotta go the Mile to leave Morales in bandages
Bug superheroes? We already got Miraculous
You struggle against “puberty,” but you think that you can battle this?
Think your flow rocks? You’re landing no shots!
There’s better fire power out of the entrance exam robots!
Spectacular superstar? Sorry to burst your bubble
But you’ll get your dreams shot down again like your uncle
You strive to be like your hero, but your teachings were plain awful
At least my mentor can be an actual role model!
Put a spider on the track and I’ll send it back down the water spout
You’re used to rehashing, that’s all your movie’s about!

Miles:
I’d rather hear you cry a river, at least then you have flow!
Take your mask and fall down your own rabbit’s hole
You stand behind Froppy if that’s what you spat at me
So drop this battle like it’s your not-girlfriend’s gravity

Izuku:
You still got a lot to learn from the pros
Such as when you need them to take over just so you have a stable home
But you’ve already proved your side characters are useless
Just like the police and your own dad, I’m here to rid of this nuisance

Miles:
1962 to 2099, legacy’s getting stronger
But you couldn’t bring heat, you’ve disappointed your father!
Doubt you have Mt. Lady as your inspiration, you need to size up
Because this Spider-Man just turned Izuku to a Deku Scrub

Izuku:
Deku Scrub, huh? That’s all you have to show?
Spent all your time under pressure, yet still couldn’t figure out how to flow!
A no-go for heroes, choppy like your direction
Aced a battle like a Detroit Smash; 100%

CREDITS

Shadow Zel as Miles Morales
www.castingcall.club/m/shadow%20zel
Lexi M. as Izuku Midoriya
www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ

Written by Rabi
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYA
Beat by Audio Network
Thumbnail by B O R K
@borkrulesok

Miles Morales vs. Izuku Midoriya - Rap Battle

Alex the Beast as Bakugo
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861

Azia as Megumin
https://soundcloud.com/user-804611078

Bakugo:
The A1 1-A Wonder's here to win! That's what heroes do!
So what'cha gonna do? Get Kazuma to carry you through this battle too?
How it’s her wish to have just one shot, I’ve got no clue, but it’s sure seemin’
This’ll be more of a bloodbath than your monthly Crimson Demons
Leave you resigned to your fate of being idolized by skeevy dweebs
No wonder you seem so popular -- you remind them of me!
Ding dong! The witch is dead! Put a bitch on blast then I'll head to class!
This time it was my explosions that left you face down in the grass!

Megumin:
It seems you broke a sweat! You better go put on some Old Spice
And comb your hair a bit, ‘least you’ll look nice when I ruin you like All-Might
Go crawl back to your mommy and cease your unsightly bawling
Cuz I’ll rename you Baku-gone when I beat you rap battle brawling!
You’re neither number one nor hero, have Ectoplasm do the after-math
Even Plus Ult-ra! you’ll stay at Ground Zero when you factor wrath
You’re worse than both Mineta and Endeavor together, although
Nothing will convince me that you’re not a tsundere, b...Baka-go!

Bakugo:
Don’t be Shoto and leave this half-assed, I can tell you’re holding back!
Any self-respecting wizard wouldn’t make Intelligence her dump stat!

Megumin:
Combine your hissing, blowing fuses, self-destructive attitudes and
your obsession with Izuku means that you’re a creeper! Aw man!

Bakugo:
I don’t even know what you mean, Megu! Launch one attack and you drop like Deku!
Swallow your pride and eat your words like a frog, or else I’m gonna have to Tsu-you!
It’s gonna be a blast I’ll revel in, you know my every stat is min-maxed
While you spend time castle levelin’, you can’t out-class me when you’ve collapsed
You’re stuck in ih-sucky Quartet, with an idiot, waste, and a masochist
And even she would be crying in pain when I’m launching all of these nasty hits
You see for me, it’s easy to crack both mind and body of a porcelain girl
Wiping you off of the face of the Earth is My Blessing on this Wonderful World

Megumin:
But I’ve got the drop on you! You know I’m rockin’ like Uravity!
I guess she taught you how to spit a diss with Zero Gravity
You win a tournament and whine? Aye-oh! Gotta let go of your pride!
Or your ego’s going to go up in your face like it’s Dy-na-mite!
I combine my deep crimson with darkness blacker than black
Man-a up and quit trying to kill your friends ; only villains do that!
It’s an understatement to say Kacchan is gonna be toast when
My Hero Macadamia, this nut gets roasted by EXPLOSIONNN!

Bakugo vs Megumin - URBoF #14

Welcome to the fifty-seventh installment of Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!

Eddie's Rap Channel as Dib Membrane
TheSuperplushybros as Invader Zim
Adroitwhiz as GIR
Nathan Provost as Marvin the Martian
B-Lo as Stitch
Rocket as Roger
Titanium1208 Krang

Lyrics:
https://bit.ly/36PjDD0

Written by Matthew Thomas, thelegion, Anthony Perry, Fle, Freshy Kanal, R the Writer, Stofferex, Skeep★Tieel, and Jacob

Mixed & Mastered by: Freshy Kanal

Additional Help by: Adroitwhiz

Beats by: Kustom Made Productions, 2Deep, Marc Jackson Burrows of Audio Network, and Hollywood Legend Productions

Invader Zim vs Dib Membrane. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 57.

When browsing the channels to surf, you may just come across something you were never meant to find. Today, two mysterious channel surfers duke it out in a rap battle. The illusive online creepypasta, Candle Cove, against the bizarre hacker behind The Max Headroom Incident.

SnakeBite126 as Pirate Percy.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCjK5...

Kae as Janice.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCAuz...

twitter.com/bakamatsuva?s=09
FyxFynn as The Skintaker.

www.youtube.com/channel/UCd8b...
mobile.twitter.com/FynFyx

Stark Media as Horace Horrible and "Max Headroom's" video.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCfUL...
@stark-media

MetaMachine as "Max Headroom's" voice.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCJfd...
@user-961171130

Kamren the Person as the offscreen observer's voice.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCnel...
@kamren-the-rea...

Fightmarker as the offscreen observer's video.
www.youtube.com/channel/UClNJ...
@stopmotionrapb...

Written by GamingPlush64, B O R K, and Zfr_
www.youtube.com/channel/UCEzn...
www.twitch.tv/imzfr

Mixing and Mastering done by Freshy Kanal.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLj...

3d Laughingstock model by Hans Michael Grimm.
itsfairlygrimm@gmail.com

Beat by Audio Network

Cover art by Astro.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCz42...
@paigekillsnazis

Lyrics:

“Max Headroom”
That does it! I’m tired of the lack of words
So I’ve hijacked this nerd; Happy Appy kin is getting more than candle burns
When I go in with flows swift
I’ll spit a firewall to stop their spam returns

Candle Cove
Seems to me an opponent has boarded on the airwaves
Percy, I’m worried! No need to be scared, they
Only show static and darkness from their display
So I’ll let my diss play - A shantie that’ll spit flames!

“Max Headroom”
[Moan] They’re coming to get me!
Cause their love is fading and their candle is dimming
So they’re lashing out at prime time hijacking legacies!
But your lines could never pack a bite; even if you were made of teeth!

Candle Cove
Once again, your first prank flops
I’m cutting you off like The Horror of Fang Rock
With our runtime this one time hack should be impressed
Our story is a treasure - And I still see the X!
We’re similar - Both broadcasts show static and screaming,
but the flaw with the matchup is we mean to
You’re just noisy nonsense in rap and the feed so
We will swat a fraud - your second live beat down!
I’ve ventured the most dastardly caves
You’re mocking audiences for catching the wave?
I mean, what do you have to gain?
Just an advanced troll so defensive he won’t announce his face

“Max Headroom”
It’s not the first time a Sci-Fi’s been wiped
By my design, and I didn’t have to go inside
Ooooh, my piles described these intrusions as losers
So turn yourself in, Captain Midnight!
[Nervous giggles] Oh, Jesus!
Your Channel Zero premiere sucked!
Your show is bare bones, while I’m the god of rap
“Anyone remember this kid’s show?” No-body asked!

Candle Cove
Well it seems we’re beat when screaming for an episode
Who’d have thunk a pirate crew would have the wetter flow? I think he wants a better foe!
It’s Horrible Horace, I’ll keelhaul your corpses
When I board the vessel you bet you’ll be torn up
And muted like your first show stop
I’m spitting sea salt, you’re throwing soda
I’ll traverse the high seas to find yee over briny depths
And then remove your head and grind ye flesh

“Max Headroom”
Hey, I didn’t wanna pay you puppets a visit.
The news was already taken over by Vrillon and liberals
So I chose the second best thing to send out my message
And it happened to be the Cartoon Network lost episode section!
So listen Flapjack, your wack rap is over
Time to move on from the Cove, like your owner!
I’m just happy I got the chance to roast nerds
I’m pulling the plug and ending this on my own terms!

Candle Cove vs. The Max Headroom Incident. Decent PG Rap Battles.

WATCH THE YOUTUBE VERSION:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhS0A61HA-s

Urban Legend Rap Battles is a side series hosted on Eddie's Rap Channel featuring characters of modern and ancient folklore alike. Characters from Creepypasta, Cryptozoology, the SCP Foundation, Folklore, Gaming Mythos and more are all permitted.

Light as Ermac
Evan as MissingNo.

Ermac:
It’s Ermac on the Ermic and we burn tracks when our words smite
So if you’re asking for a fight it’s our turn Axing the Bird type
We were dispatched by the Shadow Priests and so this battle we Shao Kahn-quer
It’s a Flawless Victor-y versus Game Freak-enstien’s Monster
When it comes to the game myths, all you’re posing is fake risks
Yeah you just duplicate shit, a toy for kids to play with
You’re ancient and basic, engine more jumbled than your Hall of Fame is
We came before you, our style you ate, bit
Just look at the channel, we’re Ed’s Boon
You’ll be in the Netherrealm soon
We were created to squash out glitches and we don’t need PokeBalls to catch you
We are the holy spawn making this Pokemon woebegone
Volcanic flow it is Toasty hot roasting like Scorpion
Hope is gone, throw out your Burn Heals, you won’t respawn
The souls that make us are corrupted - and we can’t escape with a game reset
So you think that you are the toughest?  HAH! You’d best obey your new Trainer Red
After we’ve observed how we stack up against this Tetris block
This won’t be the first time Nintendo has had to censor us

MissingNo:
You’ve crossed my path... Still wanting to fight?
You’re bringing an Axe to a Water Gun fight
I’d be more threatened by a Substitute with your ninja arts
I’ll leave you washed up and coasting from my Cinna-bars
Can’t diss my coding, i’ve remained a classic
20 years later, beloved by the masses
Your Inner Workings have left you panned
Parents worldwide want you Ketsubanned
But seeing through your violent facade is out of your Silph Scope
The only time you could hip hop is when you choose Animality as your kill blow
MissingNo’s got disses, flow, and Helix off the Dome
And I’ll stick it to this Old Man like he’s in Amber geode
This Bird-type will flip ya but you’ve already changed your side once
Cry, run, go find another Khan dick to Rhydon

Ermac:
Stick to your binary - we are many, you are zeroes, ones
Ripping off our flow like all your shots were from a SiivaGun
If you don’t know us, you’re Jaded
Hold your corruption and save it
Ermac’s strength is undebated
Your swan song’s being Tsung

MissingNo:
If your power’s to be believed, then you’d best go and harness it
This telekinesis genius can’t raise a single argument
It’s an ESRB ERB - We are both known to break the PC
Your file’s destroyed and now you can’t flee - Watch me make more than just data bleed
It’s the original legend, spittin’ a diss at a peasant
Leaving your cabinet quartered, glitching to dish a beheading
Listen, i’m livid, you wanna hit me, you’ll wish that you hadn’t
Rip you to shreds and sever you, missing your wits
I’ve de-Krypted you and now I see that all of your hopes for the future were stabbed through
Claim you’re the cool one but ask any kid nowadays and they’ll all say “Ermac Who?”
You’re built on corruption and now this franchise no one loves dies
I’d say it’s a Fatality, but your battery’s run dry

Written by Eddiefrb
Mixed by Freshy Kanal and GamingPlush64
Beat prod. by Anywaywell and Freshy Kanal
Illustrations by BMB

MissingNo. vs Ermac - Urban Legend Rap Battle

Nightcore - Change The World - (Lyrics)

WATCH THE YOUTUBE VERSION:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW-EtHrBHBQ

Urban Legend Rap Battles is a side series hosted on Eddie's Rap Channel featuring characters of modern and ancient folklore alike. Characters from Creepypasta, Cryptozoology, the SCP Foundation, Folklore, Gaming Mythos and more are all permitted.

DeegleNV as Wario Apparition
J. as Herobrine

Herobrine:
Back in 2010 a single screenshot was taken
And I cemented myself as the gaming urban legend demon
Flash forward a decade and now the trend scaring gamers
Is some low-effort copypasta with its origins in memeing?
I can’t believe it, I’ve seen OCs with more passion
I’ll make your tears streaming, about to speedrun this rap and
It takes a whole team and hours of debugs and patching
Just for you to see that you cannot remove the classic
This fatso’s got so many chunks to load, the game is freezing
So come chase me down my 2x2s if you can even squeeze in
Keep roaming in the subconscious ‘till you’re forgotten by time
Salty and crying, nothing but anti-hero brine

Wario Apparition:
This mob’s mentality is corrupted to think he’s scaring me
But that verse was worse than a Minecraft parody
You’re a con like E3, but now the worst has arrived
You should know that every diss I spit is personalized
Take your tired whiner talk to my Dire Dire Docks
Where I fire miners off and leave ‘em fired worse than Notch
I’m a boss, you stink more than my Waft, and here’s the deal
It won’t take a source code leak for me to prove your L is real
A so called stalker and palette swap as a bad guy?
Your legend couldn’t get cornea if you had eyes
And you’re content to spook any random player that’s spawning in
You’re the tip of the iceberg, i’m the whole Ocean Monument
My garlic and gas will kick in to harness the rap i’m spitting
You’re hardly crafting a diss versus Wario Apparition
You’re irrelevant and old news - everybody wants to see me
While this dead brother is cared about even less than Luigi

Herobrine:
This head is creeping, appearing for any reason cuz he’s
Jealous he will never get a peep at Princess Peach’s Nether region
Warn me about seeing you for the side effects? Please, bro
Looking down on you’s only stroking my ego
This Apparition’s unable to Cope-land - Not punchin’ trees when i’m saying i’ll throw hands
Your meme is growing so slow, it’s in Soul Sand, as expected when your origin’s 4chan
I’m gaming’s stalwart monster - burning brighter than lava
While this Italian is held up on his creepy pasta

Wario Apparition:
Enter this retextured painting, no escaping this entity
I’ll leave you seeing more stars than it takes for you to get to me
Your builds will all be demoed and after i’m done rapping
They’ll have to add “Herobrine Removed.” back in the patches

Written by Eddiefrb
Coverart by Rabi
Illustrations by BMB
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Mastered by Sebb
Beat prod. by ThatKidGoran

Wario Apparition vs Herobrine - Urban Legend Rap Battle

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"Working as an Aussie Bush Ranger" Creepypasta

Meant To Be *Nightcore*

CARTOON CAT SONG Toon Catastrophes (feat. CG5 & Annapantsu)

Nightcore ⇴ Simple [CAROLINE]

Beat By: Khronos Beats

Vocals, Mixing, Writing: Eric The Audible

LYRICS:

Verse (0:09)
Want to recover - just try real quick
You’ll catch a face full of iron diving off that cliff
Stacked like a chest, check who you’re fightin gainst
No contesting with the best, it’s the diamond pick

Went from excavating rocks, to taking stocks
Now I’m that fighter and a miner, bout to break some blocks
So wait and watch, I’ll take you on a minecart ride
For those close to me - we call that ride and dies

Ooh, so sad, I’m calling it game match
Watch those flames catch you on the ledge of the stage that
Gotta be tilting, my directional attacks
Too bad you can’t @ me cause twitters hoes mad

Mojang came to smash asking for a pass - great!
Build a house on you fighters - that's an asstate
This inevitable rep has been what every gamers waiting for
This rosters’ been so brain dead they’re gameplay could break a door

So shape up or, I’ll shake your core, 1000 IQ
You couldn’t beat me in your dreams if you wanted to
You’re pushing on my pressure plates, soon you’ll light the fuse
This ain’t PvP its TNT, about to go kaboom

So shields up, that’s we call some defense
I’m hooking you up, now pistons follow the fence
And if I lack the materials to finish my plan
I’ll reel you in again, and you’ll start catching these hands

With that down throw, forward air, combos I craft
You’re racking up percents, just wait til I give  you the axe
Light you up with an Elytra, cause I know how fire works
I'll dig your grave, and start building up higher dirt

Chorus:

What do you fight for, do you survive for?
What are you willing to pay the ultimate price for?
Now they invite more, I took it by force
Yeah this was your game, but now it's my world

Super Smash Bros. - Minecraft Steve Rap! [Prod. Khronos Beats]

Azia as Celebi
Evava as Mew

Celebi:
There won’t be a sequel to this story as I exit your Stadium
It’s a shame that in your game you’re lamer than a Meganium
I’d ask you to back off from this battle, but you’re in my Colosseum 
Your rep is so impure to cure it you'd play my requiem!
Tried to revolutionize the industry but it advanced because of me
Your power’s too easy to see through like a Soodowoodo tree
I hope that you find that the Ilex Forest is not yours
You’ll end up like your switch games, Let’s Go get ignored

Mew:
You’ve come to play with me! Our timelines finally converged!
This time nature’s shining bright on me! Your voice will not be heard
Don’t come at me with a verse that is devoid of Heart and Soul
When the inclusion of Kanto is what made your games gold
You only sold twelve-mil due to us, you’re just a copycat
Ripped off me so much you stole my base stats
HM01’in this Onion, more pissed than the Lake of Rage
When I’m finished with this weed you won’t have a future to save

Celebi:
In your first clash, you were more useless you than in smash
It wasn’t even you who had the power to save Ash!
You just stayed back! More unstable than a cable link!
If that’s the best you’ve got I think that you should’ve stayed extinct

Mew:
Extinct? That’s rich! You were the one left in the ditch
I had them ducking under trucks, while you were stuck with moss and sticks
Irrelevant in competitive, you’ll never be ahead of me
You took so many Ls that they changed your name, Serebii

Celebi:
That’s the best that Mew can do? I bless Nature with my Wisdom
Cracked your self-esteem in two like you did to the Sky Prism
Reunite you with Fuji, send you to Lavender tower
Leveled up with a Dark Ball you’d still only have half my power
Should be important as a myth in the core of your game, but no!
Outside your movie’s story you’re a glorified cameo
Whose best parts were mutated then went AWOL
You weren’t snug under that truck, just behind the paywall


Mew:
This celeb’s star has faded, about time your fame ends
Fans left you in Sinnoh and built a shrine to Shaymin
It’s a shame they replaced you with a Pichu
Can’t climb past Mt Silver up against the peak Mew 
Just reset the game if you need to set the clock back
Your verses were so broken, I thought it was a rom hack
Send you back overseas, end this needless brawl 
You were best unreleased, like a GS Ball

Writers: Adam, Eric the Audible, R the Writer
Mixing by Freshy Kanal

Celebi vs Mew. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #17

Bet you expected Jevil to face someone who isn't obscure, huh.

EpicLLOYD as Montresor
Nice Peter as Jevil
Instrumental by Anywaywell
Mixing and Mastering by Freshy Kanal
Written by Edgar Allan Poe
(NOTE: The cover art is merely a mockup as the actual characters have not been filmed yet. I do not own the rights to any of the images used, all credit goes to their respective owners. Also Montresor will not look like that I just didn't have a good png of him and it fits the general aesthetic kind of.)

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
JEVIL
VS
MONTRESOR
BEGIN!

Montresor:
Greetings and salutations, it’s your companion Montresor
Meeting this valiant acquaintance, I must ask of one request, sir
That we skip this poor bravado and check my kin’s coat and motto
You’ll end up with Fortunado when I wreak havoc on jesters
Mask on, draped in Gothic clothing
I’m a sly Fox, more cunning than Toby
Took your first game’s whole gimmick then cloned it
There’s been no change, where’s your metamorphosis?
I’ll leave you howling for your verbal crimes
Not talking Amontillado when I bask in your fervent whines
And once this murder’s final, you’re sure to find
I’ve committed the perfect rhyme

Jevil:
Let’s play a game, a game, I call it “Guess the Human”
This one’s consumed by petty feuding, and now his World Revolves around retribution
And wasted his life away plotting to maim his pal
But it all went to shit as their silence gnawed at his fulfillment, does that ring a bell?
Too dim to pass as a Lightner
You’re at your most bright when you’re slathered in nitre 
This one is a game you’re not playing so well
Must be a Holiday ‘cause I’m taking no Ls
No chance you can match with my pace (Chaos!)
You’re a tactless disgrace (Chaos!)
Get Luchesi to rap in your place 
For the drunkard who authored you lacked any taste (Weehee!)
When causing carnival carnage, I am unparalleled
Dirges burning like curtains, I ride a beat like a carousel (Pip pip!)
Put your friend to sleep for 50 years? You put me to sleep for a century
Tryna be invested in your story got me like, “Erm...I can do mostly anything”

Montresor:
That’s the best you could do to me?
Then I’ll be punishing this puny imp with impunity
Played your cards against a pack of children, then soiled it 
All it took was TP to flush this joker down the toilet
It’s drudgery having to wait for you
So behind in development, call you Betarune
Break you apart like the key for your cell’s lock
In paces requiescat
For the love of god (the love of god)
I’ll put this hack in a box (hack in a box)
I Rouxl harder than Kaard (harder than Kaard)
So just call me Seam (just call me Seam)
For this ordeal’s left me in stitches and you’ve pushed my buttons so good day to you
Now the friend you once trusted shall lock you away for good, feeling déjà vu?

Jevil:
No urban legend that Boston Harbored
Could incite new ideas in your garbage author
Just another loon Poe wrote to give readers creeps 
A discount Tell-Tale but failed to keep a beat
You think you’re all that ‘cause you clowned on a jester
But as you fall flat, I’ll be crowned like it’s checkers
You spent your verse threatening thousands of injuries
Yet through it all, you’ve not once tried to insult me
I Cirque de Slay when I’m spitting
I stole the whole show as a side mission
This shabby old creep can’t keep up the tempo
‘Gainst gaming’s most demented jester since Dimentio
Oh, what a fun game this has been, frolicking in the cemetery 
So here’s one more final jest between friends and it’s not the hatchet getting buried

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
WE DECIDE!
TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS

Montresor vs Jevil. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

Connor Quest as Arceus
CamVGRB as Giratina

LYRICS:
COMING SOON

Arceus vs. Giratina

Incineroar:
No Fake Tears in this when I slap on a submission
You’re half my hype - like cruiserweight division!
With your height you show might but only hit low blows
I’m a professional, folks: Don’t try this at home
I got the crowd FIRED UP! You got the crowd TIRED OF
The attempts to make you Tough with another round of buffs. 
You’re not Macho, Libre; Built like Nacho Libre
Snap a slim jim so fast they’ll need it on replay
 
Pikachu: 
In this match, Pikalibre will send you back home to Ash 
Get suplexed off the mat, like it was a game of Smash 
With a Volt I will Tackle an imposter who acts
Like he's strong when he'd actually get Thunderclapped!
This ain't no trial! Like your games, you haven’t been missed 
I’d tell you to train up in your gyms, but they don’t exist
I was forged in the ring, fighting with my heart while
You grew softer than your anime’s art style 
You mucked up the games worse than a pay-per view
Extra forty bucks for twenty minutes in ultra moon
You were hot for a week then you Crashed your Heat
Then you flopped on the scene - Incine-rawr XD 

Incineroar:
When up against this little rat with a mask on her face
Even Trump in the ring was less out of place
I’ll erase this pest, and just again to flex
Wrestling’s realer than your entry in the dex
You’re just a little league poke, who wanted to enter the show
But you’ll leave injured and smoked, best you start hittin the road
Before I rip up and roast your flimsy mask on the ropes
Since a kitten, what I’m spinnin’ has been Litten up foes!
You’re just a costume change, think you can diss me more?
The only time you owned the mic was on the 64
Can’t resurrect contests that never drew a dime
I just whooped your ass. And that’s the bottom line

Pikachu:
This sap can’t outgrapple when the critics get on ya
Z moves spun out of control like a hurricanrana
Garfield, stop juicing food
you couldn’t correctly name your exclusive move
I’m in the next phase; Pokken, way above your paygrade
You couldn’t take me if this match was in kayfabe! (YAH!) 
This game of cat and mouse has reversed and now
You can hear the crowd shout for the One-Two-Three count

CASTING & CREDITS
Azia As Pika Libre
Titanium1208 as Incineroar
Written by Adam and Eric the Audible
Additional Help by Creep Switch
Beat by Hollywood Legend
Mix by Freshy Kanal

Pikachu Libre vs Incineroar. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #18

Urban Legend Rap Battles is a side series hosted on Eddie's Rap Channel featuring characters of modern and ancient folklore alike. Characters from Creepypasta, Cryptozoology, the SCP Foundation, Folklore, Gaming Mythos and more are all permitted.

(This battle went from conception to release in almost exactly one week. It's just a little bonus to celebrate the new year. We all want to forget 2020 ever happened and move forward, and these characters symbolize that feeling perfectly.)

GamingPlush64 as Goner Kid
Snakebite126 as Bloody GIR

Goner Kid:
Have you ever thought about a world in which you don’t exist?
A world where Jhonen didn’t probe this gorey picture to show to kids?
A world where he didn’t throw a fit and stick you into episodes of Zim?
A world where you shone on Nick and weren’t forced to shill for Netflix?
A world where your show went from cult classic to legendary
A world where your execs weren’t forced to scrap it for ratings 
It terrifies me… but that timeline is now gone, and well,
When it comes to your cash flow… It’s Raining Somewhere Else
An easter egg in the background with opacity all the way down will not make viewers squeal
And it’s certainly pertinent that your entire cult fanbase can’t even agree when you’re real
So best check your Fun Value ‘cuz I think your show is a bore and Nick’s golden boy does it way better
You’ve got no umbrella to cover your shame on the mic under my reign, so let’s just forget this

Bloody GIR:
You’re weird. (hmmm) in dire need of some self esteem
‘Cuz your bars just keep missing - call you MC number seventeen
You’re already so pale, guess this kid’s lightweight
Well, I’ll turn you Bloody too ‘cuz you’re In my way.
No Undyne to save you - my rhymes with scathe you
While you hide away and lie in wait to
Occupy a day you find a human to whine and complain to
‘Bout how your timeline hates you - while I just make do
You can find my face by brightening frames and I’m gracing who I’m opaque to
And on a beat I spit
Your burns are just taking the piss - Gonorrhea Kid
It’s Bloody GIR - I be thuggin’ runnin’ a clean verse
I gave my show a claim to fame - you just muddied yours

Goner Kid:
I told you to forget me… I do not want to face you...
Please get this battle’s editor to digitally replace you...
Your Followers have moved on… you’re no longer their CORE...
Make like your fanbase and don’t think about this anymore...

Bloody GIR:
Don’t like my appearance? Well, check the other fourteen
I take the dub, you’re taking after W. D.
Your talent must’ve been what Gaster Dark, Darker, Yet Darker Harvested
You sucked so hard they should rename you to Hyper Goner Kid

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Coverart by Rabi
Mixed and Mastered by adroitwhiz
Illustrated by BMB
Beat prod. by Ihaksi

Goner Kid vs Bloody GIR - Urban Legend Rap Battle

5 Years ago, I posted a Rap Battle between Voltorb and Bob-Omb on YouTube. That battle became one of my most viewed videos on YouTube, and it was praised more than I thought it would be.  It turned me into some random newbie community member that did a few meh live-action battles into what I am today. So you can imagine how much this battle means to me.
So I decided to make a re-done audio of Voltorb vs Bob-Omb as my thanks for enjoying the original! :)

Same:
-Beat (I was gonna make an updated version of the beat, but I got lazy...)
-Lyrics
-General direction for the voices of Voltorb, Bob-Omb, and Creeper

Changes:
-Voltorb's verse has a few notes changes in order to sound less like ERB's Robocop's singing.
-Electrode's voice is less deep and audio effects are different. (If I end up using Electrode in ERBoPokemon, this is what he'll sound like) 
-King Bob-Omb sounds a lot more closer to what I originally envisioned.
-Overall mixing is better (now that I use Adobe Audition instead of a mixture of Adobe Premiere, Sound Forge, and Garageband.)

[5 YEARS AFTER] Voltorb Vs Bob-Omb - Rap Battle

CHECK OUT THE VIDEO!
https://youtu.be/K_0hlmuPHxo

Video coming within the next couple of days. As always, releasing slightly earlier on SoundCloud to go with the digital distribution.

Tina Mickel as Ruby Rose
Mr. Tibbs as The Mandalorian

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KXWyue0yl6O4z8G1umvsrq-anvWo05apNDq7QTjCPms/edit?usp=sharing

(too big to fit in the description)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Ruby Rose Art by s0_sm0l
The Mandalorian Art by Blast
Beat produced by Vendetta Beats
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal and Sebb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Dedicated to Monty Oum