Loved how this came out, Great job everyone :D

How about you finish the video for jim carrey vs adam sandler before you create a new battle.

rap battles

Bet you weren't expecting this.....

B-Lo Lorbes as Shigeru Miyamoto
Justin Buckner as Gabe Newell
VideoGameRapBattles as Mario and Scout

Gabe Newell vs Shigeru Miyamoto. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 36.

Battle of the Mac and PC Co-Creators.
Steve Wozniak- BaconAnimationz
Paul Allen- RoboTurtle
Announcer - RoboTurtle
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SUPERSTARS!
PAUL ALLEN!
VERSUS!
STEVE WOZNIAK!
BEGIN!

Wozniak:
Welcome to WOZ Live, where I humiliate you in front of a crowd,
My buddy is gone, but the company is still working hard and they are proud!
I’ve been honoured over and over, what’s your qualifications?
It’s the Apple company that brings together our nation!
Windows? I broke them, and then had my large dinner,
That PC shit makes my blood pressure rise, much quicker!
Your Micro-soft rhymes don’t affect me at all!
Why don’t you go and suck your famous buddy’s balls?

Allen:
You big fat oaf, what do you think you’re doing?
Macs are for hippies and hipsters, my business is booming!
If you really want a tip, shave that hairy thing off your face,
Hairing up your products is really a disgrace!
While you’re slacking and hacking, I’m chilling on my yacht- The Octopus!
My rhymes are like viruses, you better be cautious!
I own three sports teams, and at least I donate my cash!
Your company is now going downhill, just like your plane crash!

Wozniak:
Viruses! HA! That won’t do a thing!
And speaking of viruses, how’s that cancer? That must sting!
You’re buying space travel? How about you fly away with it you wuss,
Or else I’m going to sink that freaking Octopus!
Even though you study brain science, you don’t have one!
The odds of you winning are about a billion dollars to none!
I’ve come to realize you aren’t very clever.
Get ready cause I’m shutting your Windows - FOREVER!

Allen:
I’m the most generous, I helped the wildlife!
I’m the better philanthropist, I know all about your wife!
Ever since Jobs’ death, you’ve lost yours and been forgotten,
And now your “big apple” just seems to be rotten.
You think you’re so great? I got my own book!
How many wives have you had? 3? Wow you schnook!
For crying out loud, you’re not the Wizard of Woz!
You’re just a wannabe Steve of Steve Jobs!

WHO WON!?
WHO’S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SUPERSTARS!

Written by BaconAnimationz and RoboTurtle



Epic Rap Battles Of Superstars 1- Paul Allen vs Steve Wozniak

Gumball - Fel
Darwin - Zack

Mordecai - Frenzy
Rigby - Anthony

CARTOON MADE RAP BAAAAAAAATLES SEASON 2!
GUMBALL AND DARWIN
VS
MORDECAI AND RIGBY 
2
BEGIN

Gumball and Darwin:
G:
You in for another round, well then we better start dissing!
D:
They look yum! Roast Racoon and Kentucky Fried Chicken!?
G:
Your shows name is right cause you’re regular and boring,
D:
Don’t watch your first episode you’ll end up snoring!
G:
You know whats better than you're crap, YOUR MOM
D:
Go back to playing punchies because you’re too dumb to face us!
G:
You’re anything but fine! Welcome to my amazing world, bitch!
D:
We’ll leave you in a bigger depression than when you got dumped by Margret. 

Mordecai:
Oooooooh! These twerps think they can talk shit?
We’ve been around longer, you’ll never get Penny, so quit!
In fact you don’t know shit about love, I’m an expert...
And if you dare mention her, you’re going to get hurt!
You’re a god damn bunny thing with a talking fish as a friend

Obviously no one liked you so you had to play pretend!
Dodge or Dare? I dare you to admit your defeat!
I don’t have time for this, I’m gonna go get a sandwich with cheese!

Gumball and Darwin:
G:
You need to buffin up, take some lessons from muscleman
D:
And you need to actually get some work done! Oh wait, you can’t!
G:
Benson has a point, you guys lazy dude obsessed “things”
D:
Not even the deathbear can amount to the pain we’ll bring!
G:
Come back here blue birdy, you two are not going anywear.
D:
I’m going to destroy your lives that you risked for some stupid chairs!
G:
You're futures so dull, shades won’t make it any brighter!
Both:
Think you're little hamboning is cool, well you’re getting more stupider!

Rigby:
How in the H are we going to fix these two messes?
You know you wanna suck the power, so it’s best you confess it! 
We got a sucker fish who likes to suck on his friend’s gumballs
And we got a bunny rabbit faggot, who’s ego is so small...
You're mother is fucking crazy, how much hate can you take?
Chilling and grilling you will be better than FREE CAKE!
STOP TALKING! I’ll run over you with our golf cart, make you butthurt!
Shove some cheese curls in my trash hole, you two little turds!

WHO WON
WHOS NEXT
YOUUUU DECIDEEE!
EPIC - OOOOOOHHHH - CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!

Mordecai And Rigby vs Gumball And Darwin 2. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

B-Lo Lorbes as Mordecai
Miss4yo as Twilight Sparkle
Kari4ever as Pinkie Pie
Justin Buckner as Applejack
RandomBronyWhovian as Rarity
Stofferex as Fluttershy
PaletteReviews as Rainbow Dash
RandomBronyWhovian as Spike
Anthony Perry as Rigby
DH Films as Muscle Man
Matthew Thomas as High Five Ghost
Mat4yo as Pops
Stofferex as Skips
itsannachloem as Princess Celestia
WoodenHornets as Benson

Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 3. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 34

Frenzy as Johnny Bravo
B-Lo Lorbes as Quagmire

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
QUAGMIRE!
VERSUS!
JOHNNY BRAVO!
BEGIN!

Johnny Bravo:
I am Johnny Bravo, the one-man army
You're just a pedophile who thinks he can harm me
I came, I saw, then I broke your hip and beat you up
You can't beat the brave Bravo, since it'll be tough
Once I beat you up, I'll make sure to not get your blood on my hair
But I can't complain since I'm fighting a guy who's virginity's going nowhere
Just admit it little pussy, you think I'm pretty
When you're done, it'll be a party, do the monkey with me!

Quagmire:
Well I have a question, why are you here?
You’re just a blonde guy who loves himself, so I’ll make you disappear 
Try to face Quagmire, and I'll leave you destroyed
This battle will be done before you take your next steroid
You're all bulk and no bite, with hair bigger than your dick
So conceited, even Little Suzy thinks you're a prick!
I'll cheat you like Pops, your chances are weak, dude 
Your last name is what your fans will say after I beat you

Johnny Bravo:
Wooaaah, Momma! Quaggy came in hitting hard!
It's too bad all his neighbors think he's a perverted retard
Stop trying to show people your woody, it’s clear I got the biggest log
Face it, the only thing you could hit was your neighbor's dog

Quagmire:
Well at least I have a job at flying pilots
While you’re just an Elvis wannabe who thinks he’s a stylist
You’ll always be forever ‘cause no girl wants to see your willy
You thought you had a chance against me? Giggity, Giggity, Giggity

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC *giggity giggity giggity* RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Johnny Bravo vs Quagmire. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 35

Sonic - Fel
Road Runner - Zack

Sonic:
This speedy hedgehogs here to put an end to this,
Chick with not style and slickly outrunning, I’m Sega’s greatest hit!
Been in it it since the nineties, straight from the green hill zone
When rapping against this blue blur, you’re too slow!
Even smash bros wanted me, I brang Mario to his feet!
Meep Meep, prick, nintendon’t think you can win against me.
Call me the coyote but this time catching you will be no sweat! 
You think you’re fast?!... You ain’t seen nothing yet!

Road Runner:
“Meep Meep” BITCH, I’ll be road running over you!
I’ll crack you like an Egg-Man, Hedgehogs ain’t blue!
You’re going to need some help from tails to touch this!
Cause you're crappy disses are even more shit than Sonic 06! (OOOHHH)
You dropped your chilly dog this time, this is finders keepers!
I can run faster than this spiked prick and I don’t need no sneakers!
You could never catch me, so just give up now, 
Once I put you to sleep you’ll literally be Sonic “Underground”  (MEEP MEEP)

Sonic:
You’re not Fast and Furry-ous! Just go back to the zoo.
With the power of the chaos emeralds, now I’ll show you!

Super Sonic:  
I’m super sonic, super speed, rhymes so fast, youwant’ a piece of me?
Make you bleed, till you’re on you're feet, Zipping along, turn you to KFC
Toxic Rhymes, Spat so fine, hope you don’t mind, but you’re taking some time.
While you’re out of breath, I’ll be hoping you’re alright right at the finish line

Sonic:
Ran out of rings, but that doesn’t matter, you fucking idiot...
You should be called Road Walker, cause you can’t run for shit!

Road Runner:
You’re stuck in someone else's Shadow, even if you're super saiyan you can’t win.
All your friends are so cliche, where do I even damn begin?
You’ve got the average creepy chick who’s always getting herself in trouble,
A strong dumb brute who for some reason has spikes on his knuckles,
You’ve got a smart side kick nerd with some cheesy lines for laughs.
and finally a fat evil genius with a perfectly commend mustache!
like your “original” fan characters; you’ll have no where left to run!
You should've understood, standing up to me, that’s no good!



 

Road Runner vs Sonic. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

Beats made by David and Alrounda
http://strawpoll.me/2277901

Doctors:
9th: Mancha 
10th: ZombieLicker 
11th: Fel 
12th: Zack

Classic Doctors:
First Doctor - Fel 
Second Doctor - Mat4yo 
3rd Doctor - Zack 
4th Doctor - Jack Wolf 
5th Doctor - Anthony 
6th doctor - Metalfire 
7th Doctor - Fel

Bill and Ted:
Bill: Zack 
Ted: David

Doc Brown: Frenzy

Marty: Matthew

HG Wells: Mat4yo

THE DOCTOR VS BILL AND TED

9th Doctor:
I’m the Doctor, Life Saver, Time Lord, You’re both idiots
I’d rather be facing those two men in black than these mutts. 
You dickheaded dumbasses are about to get stomped on by Me
Rhymes I spit burn harder than a crack in a galaxy!
I’ve been through a time war, saving millions of planets
Anything you brag about, I have it, so it’s best you both can it!
I’ve been exterminating you like bugs, why not call me a Dalek?
Since beating these drug using drunks is completely fantastic!

Bill:
We’re obviously the winners so fly away in your poop machine
I bet they call you the doctor because you rap so poorly
Ted:
We don’t even need to watch your show just to see that this alien blows
And went on more adventures than you and your bitch companion, Rose!
Bill:
Speaking of companions, you’ve had loads and you’re still a virgin!
And your voice is twice more irritating than your RE-TARDIS fans!
Ted
why don’t you take that little screwdriver and shove it up your ass
Both:
Call us the Big Bad Wolves as we crush and break you like glass!

9th Doctor: 
Just stop talking, your voices sound like you’ve been high
I’ll fly in the sky, while you rap, I’ll be saving millions tonight.
So just calm down, you can’t win, I would like to hear about you.
Oh so you’re both pot heads, even more reasons why’ll loose

Bill:
You only had 13 episodes cause you didn’t want the fame
Ted
I’d rather suck a Cyber Dick then play your video game
Bill:
You can’t talk about us you’re going through puberty backwards.
Both:
This is like you kidnapping the bride except even more awkward.

(The Doctor Regenerates into the 10th Doctor (Zombielicker)
10th Doctor:
Allons-y! 
you can’t beat this doctor, you two should've stayed in school
Are you both high or something, you look like you’re gonna drool.
I’m the fan favorite, the best, I’ve been going long and strong.
While you’re dilly dallying, I’m the saving races from their last song.
I’ll mix you in a blender to you into a retarded smoothie.
I’d rather watch Bio-Dome than either one of your movies!
This is brilliant, although I don’t want to watch people suffer.
you two have hurt yourselves too much, call this your last supper.

Bill:
You’re in a war with some trash cans, we’ll copy them and exterminate
Until you’re winded, finished, and dead, this time you won’t regenerate
Ted:
No one will ever touch your sonic screwdriver, so stop kidnapping humans
I should call you the “War Doctor” cause this time you really blew it!
Bill:
We get all the girls even though we look like we’ve been hit by a hammer
While not even River Song wants to see your laser spanner.
Ted:
I can’t stand you! Do you know who I liked more? Napoleon!
Both:
We’ll take what’s left of your body and make you dust in the wind!

10th Doctor:
I usually don’t like killing, I usually want to find a better way 
you guys have proven there's no other except bringing the pain.
Who’s that in the distance, OH DEAR OH GOD NO!
stop! I’m not finished! No! I don’t want to go!

Marty Crashing into the 10th doctor with his time machine.

Marty McFly:
The call me McFly because I’m so fly, that is no lie!
You don’t wanna go, no doubt now I’m expecting Mr. Bow Tie.
Doc’s not wrong about you two tearing apart time travel
My raps will crush you, they’re heavy, I’m gonna win this battle!
Doctor Who Cares, your show is filled with aliens and pointless stuff
My rhymes will go through you faster than 1.21 gigawatts!
You all suck, but I'm the time traveling valedictorian 
You might travel through a phone booth but you couldn't handle the delorean

Beat:
(The doctor regenerates (again) into the 11th Doctor (Fel)
11th Doctor:
As you predicted, I’m back again, let’s get this party started!
I’m the most cleverest timey wimey traveler in the world, yall retarded.
You know what would make this an even sweeter win? Jammy Dodgers!
Watch as I get my screwdriver to destroy these amateurs 
The best time lord in all of space is wasting his time with you people
Marty McFly? You think you’re all tuff, you’re no Evil Knievel 
I’ll tread on you as your legacys bled, Bill and Ted!
You can just call me your god, because this is The God Complex!

Bill:
Stick those fish fingers up your ass, and mix it with custard 
You think you’re all clever? We don’t wanna cause a fuss but..
Ted:
We’ll completely smash your neat ass and if you think that’s funny.
In the the end you’ll do what you’ve always done, running!

The Doc:
Great Scott! I almost didn’t notice these fools standing in line.
Marty McFly:
They probably couldn’t see me, being high, I’ll school them with my rhymes!
And Doctor your shows so boring, and we don’t need to pretend.
I’ll kick your ass back to the future and travel there again!

(The doctor regenerates in the 12th ZACK)
12th Doctor:
Your raps are impossible, I just can’t believe, 
I could even make a better rap than you when I bloody sneeze
You need to shut it or you might be destroyed like gallifrey 
You’re all wrecking your fame by entering this vortex with me!
If I could go into someone’s timeline, than I would of stopped you fools
So now I’ll beat your asses up with my sonic screw tools.
Stop acting like retarded kids, and actually reach to my level
The reason you all lost is cause I’m a time lord and this is time travel!

H. G. Wells:
H. G. Wells is back from the dead to send you all to hell.
You fictions suck dicks son,check the time machine: Wells!
The greatest mustache man is here to unleash his fury.
Doctor Who? You? I prefer Big Bang Theory!
Saving planets? You make the universe chaos ridden
Bill and Ted, Wells just said: go home children
Spitting rhymes higher than warehouse 13
Go back to “the Doc” in his white “Time Machine” Marty
I’m fighting even harder than World War One!
I’ll take you out of time, but that is when i will have won!
Here’s a suggestion, go travel away to your death!
H.G. Wells, artist, writer, always the best!

First Doctor:
But you didn’t get to taste the classics, the first doctor has arrived.
There’ll be no regrets, no anxieties, when the oldies take the mic! 
2nd Doctor:Let me blow my recorder that’ll show you’re all modern messes.
3rd Doctor:
Bill and Ted? We’ll give you one time travel trip, you’ll never be forgetting
4th Doctor:
Would you like a jelly baby? No? Well then, Just go away!
5th Doctor:
I’d rather play cricket than listen to the modern doctors blabber all day.
6th Doctor:
We’re old school badasses, we’ll take you to a trip from the past
7th Doctor:
We’ll use our screwdrivers to put an end to these jokes at last.
First Doctor:
H.G Wells? All your books are terrible, you can barely write.
Not to mention people thought you were a girl, so you can’t even fight!
2nd Doctor:
This is the war games, the classics win, so you better make haste.
3rd Doctor:
I’ll karate chop you up into dust, this time this doctor does not run away
4th Doctor:
You’ll go to H.G Hell and the land that time forgot! (K-9: Affirmative 
5th Doctor:
And what’s with the Doc? Always hanging around with that marty kid!
6th Doctor:
Not a moment too soon, 
7th Doctor:
We’ll send you to the moon, off you trot...
All:
We’ll out rap all of you so hard it’ll cause a paradox


Bill and Ted vs The Doctor Season 1

Stofferex as Yakko
MetalFireVA as Wakko
Leafy Dubs (NEW GUEST RAPPER) as Dot
Justin Buckner as Alvin
Nathan Provost as Simon
WoodenHornets as Theodore

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
ANIMANIACS
VERSUS
ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS
BEGIN

Yakko:
We’re the Warner Brothers, and we’re gonna warn these fools
that if they mess with the Animaniacs, they’re gonna get schooled
Wakko:
HELLO NURSE! Oh wait it’s just three tree huggers
You are pop culture in a nutshell! Rubbish little buggers
Dot:
I’ll ride my bike, and run over these three, they’re gonna get maimed
I keep these two in check while you guys will stay lame
Yakko:
You make me yak, so step back from us
Or else I’ll take Alvin’s hat and shove it up your furry butt

Alvin:
Hey Dave! Can we beat these time travelling dummies
They’re just like Disney cartoons, except not funny! 
Simon:
Wakko, stop being so wack yo, and get out of here son
These three will be needing a Witch Doctor after this is done
Theodore:
Don’t Animani-act like you’re gonna win against these three
Even a chipmunk with less of a brain would say you can’t beat me
Alvin:
You stole from everyone, call you “The Animated Burglars“
Now you be looking like mutated rat assed perverts 

Animaniacs:
These Animatics are at it with their charismatic flow!  
Go back to Jason Lee, ‘cause we’re taking over the show!
Even Dave can’t stand you, so don’t bother
Yakko: We’re the best Wakko: beat the rest Dot: ain’t no others
Yakko:
You all should be ashamed, you’re gonna be ruined 
Wakko:
Stop eating so much Theodore, you’re getting bigger than the moon
Dot:
We’ve got the slapstick, the comedy- Wakko: and the voice so soothing 
Animaniacs:
‘Cause your rapping is way worse than your 2007 movie!

Alvin and the Chipmunks:
We sing and bring joy, you guys are past retro!
Your animation is even worse than your innuendo 
Alvin:
Let’s teach these freaks who can actually sing better
(Singing) We’re incredible, Simon: amazing Theodore: like the letters on our sweaters 
Alvin:
We can actually write songs with help from our producer
Simon:
I’m the smart one, so I can already tell you’re the losers
Theodore:
We’ll leave your animated asses looking like Disney rejects 
Alvin and the Chipmunks:
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot just got chipwrecked!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Alvin and the Chipmunks vs Animaniacs. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 44.

Matthew Thomas as Herobrine
Justin Buckner as Entity 303

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
HEROBRINE
VERSUS
ENTITY 303
BEGIN!

Herobrine:
Look behind you, better turn your render distance up!
It’s the return of Herobrine, here to turn this rap game corrupt
This alleged creeper bout’ to grief everything you built
There’s no removing me bro, I even gave Notch chills
No effort was put in your story, as you can see
It was devised with a simple; control c, control v
I’m a creature of hell! Nightmare material; there is no other!  
Leaving you rest in peace like the creator’s dead brother!

Entity 303:
Three-Sixty MC, 303 drops rap TNT
YOUR NEXT as I steal your world like how I'll steal your victory
Teams of hackers crush a virus for I clearly spit iller
No Immunity for this ghost, though, you're even worse than that Sulfur
So Herobrine, you'll never win, removing you like Notch did
Causing grief, un-4chan-ate, don't even try to MAKEAWISH
Kneel like Null, no help will come to you from your PC
Is This Herobrine? Falling from the onslaught of this Entity?

Herobrine:
There's no way you'll beat Herobrine, have you fear once you see me spying
I am not lying, prepare to be dying, you better be crying, my victory's shining
My rhyming is frightening, stop trying to be fighting, your ass I'll be dining, and words I'll be biting
I'm arriving and smiling on your firing corpse, and your whining expiring mod I'll be frying!
AGH! I'll never surrender, spitting ciphers scarier than the Nether
Stealing more blocks than the Ender, jump in the blender, and you won't be a survivor
God won't save you today, no way you're brave when I put you into your grave
Better hide in a cave, I crave failed pastas can't take it when I'm raising the stakes!

Entity 303:
Nice job on your little fast rap, all I heard was gibberish crap
I’m more scary than a Tails plushie, making you my craft
Nobody can hjälp you or protect you from the devil, Entity
You were so scared, you had to warn every player about me
This is my revenge, you’ll have no defense, you’ll have no hope
Beating you as many times as creators saying you’re a hoax
Cease your “heroics,” because it’s clear you simply can’t afford
To step to me again for 303 will leave you 404’d

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC *creeper hiss* RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!!!! *creeper explosion*

Written by: Matthew, Fel, Mancha

Herobrine vs Entity 303. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 22.

Drifblim - Roland
Dusknoir - DuskofSkulls
Mismagius - Frenzy
Gengar - Pool
Chandelure - MaNCHA
Cofagrigus - Yobar
Banette - Midnite’s Realm
Sableye - ZombieLicker
Froslass - Karichanx102
Rotom - Mr.MapleSyrup
Trevenant - MetalFireVA
Gourgiest - B-Lo Lorbes
Spiritomb - Froggy

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J5YE1UauFBqH3Uh1DJ0fyH_hT3g9hW3xw7LoLvDOpd0/edit


Drifblim Vs Dusknoir - Mega Pokemon Rap Battles #6.

Multi-Millionaire Adult Entertainer Hugh Hefner faces against Children's Entertainer Pee-wee Herman in our newest rap battle.

TewZen as Hugh Hefner
Mat4yo as Pee-wee Herman

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
HUGH HEFNER
VS
PEEWEE HERMAN
BEGIN!

Hugh Hefner:
The difference between Playboy and Playhouse is simple
You took my title and stuck a “with” in the middle
I’ll have to riddle ‘gainst a little kid who didn’t take his Ritalin
and giggles like his nipples got twisted but thinks it’s tickling
Wishing Miss Yvonne would kiss you “right where it hurts, ma’am”
But with that Pee-Wee, you’ll never be Her Man
Your Rising Action Climaxed in the previews
when Peewee was “cumming in theaters near you”

Peewee Herman:
HAHA, a bunny suits you well
the way you hop around town playing show and tell!
Making beds rock out of wedlock of the law,
I don’t know how you keep it up with that pin above your balls!
‘Cause your pals are only palimonies, after you’re deceased
You’ll be a veteran remembered as an Editor in Chief!
You’re a Crooked Man and I’m gonna subscribe you to the Bible
and override your Bi-cycle with my bicycle!

Hugh Hefner:
You’re schizophrenic mess who’s poisoning a generation
Try and gaze at my mansion while you’re enslaved in your basement
‘Cause you’re a nerd hippie, I’m a strapping geriatric gladiator
and i’ll have you running like a fidgety refrigerator
Crank all the prank calls you think won’t tank
‘till you underpay the interest accrued in your Spank Bank
You think you’re forgotten from watching me lay it down?
No, I just had more “versatile” toys in my playhouse

Peewee Herman:
Not ONE good joke! Guess you can’t Stand Up!
Plus, you might “stop motion” if your heart rate goes nuts!
I know the mind of a child and I’ll use it to crack your code
and add some 49 more shades of red to your bathrobe!
with a tip of the hat I’ll be tipping your boat
if you’re joking, I’ll be literally coming at your throat
now we both play with plastic toys but why?
I know you are, butt! What am I?
it’s sad your form of literature is Otherkins on Calendars.
You’re no entrepreneur, your category is Amateur!
I’ll force you in your drawer in the morgue with those loose screws
‘cause we all scream when we see you as if the secret word was HUGH!


Hugh Hefner vs Pee-wee Herman

If you like video games and rap battles, you've come to the right place. Take a 21 minute journey throughout the chronological history of video games, this is quite the ride.

The video is expected to be FUCKING NEVER

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uvRZBgLgx2ol_i6l8MSXLzYHD7xjVgdSx0fyPk9Cp-k/
Vote for the Winner: http://goo.gl/ILQ6OH

@erboi as Pong Paddle (Pong)
@jmbraps as Breakout Paddle (Breakout)
@epicrapbattlesofcartoons as Invader (Space Invaders)
@adzsphecky as Asteroid Ship (Asteroids)
@erborandomness as PAC-MAN (PAC-MAN)
@rlyoshi as Donkey Kong (Donkey Kong)
Nicholas Krauss as Pitfall Harry (Pitfall!)
@marioworldguy as Bomberman (Bomberman)
@gamingallstarrapbattles, @maplesyrupcario, @multisupervids and @metalfire-2 as Tetris Blocks (Tetris)
@stofferex and @videogamerapbattles as Mario and Luigi (Super Mario Bros.)
@lyrical-gamer as Link (The Legend of Zelda)
@jetman300 as Mega Man (Mega Man)
@gorshatastic as Samus Aran (Metroid)
@erbocb as Ryu (Street Fighter)
@yobar-makara as Scrooge McDuck (Ducktales)
@epicpokemonrapbattles as Captain Falcon (F-Zero)
@shadyvox as Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)
@zanderpeers as Kirby (Kirby)
@stofferex as Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat)
@duskrapbattles as Fox McCloud (Star Fox)
@vinnyot as Ness (Earthbound/Mother)
@tyler-cagle-1 as Crono (Chrono Trigger)
@stofferex as Crash Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot)
@leannaire as Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)
@erboi as Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy)
@s0n1c-fr3nzy and @skiptilemusic as Banjo and Kazooie (Banjo and Kazooie)
@mat4yo as Spyro the Dragon (Spyro the Dragon)
Frank Summers as Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)
@rlyoshi as Pyramid Head (Silent Hill) 
@joshua-tomlin-1 as Red (Pokemon Red)
@jmbraps, @thesuperplushybros and @joshua-tomlin-1 as Sims (The Sims)
@hyperjacob96 as Master Chief (Halo)
@jwong12100 as The Lich King (World of Warcraft)
@fanmadecreepypastarapbattles as Sora (Kingdom Hearts)
@niicmusic as Viewtiful Joe (Viewtiful Joe)
@edx-beats as Gordon Freeman (Half-Life)
Nemraps as Kratos (God of War)
@kevin_krust as Wander (Shadow of the Colossus)
@leannaire as Amaterasu (Okami)
@epic-fan-made-rap-battles as Robloxian (ROBLOX)
@froggy7771 as Desmond Miles (Assassin's Creed)
@blingface as Niko Bellic (Grand Theft Auto)
@duskrapbattles as Cole MacGrath (inFAMOUS)
@mancha-4 as Red Bird (Angry Birds)
@jmbraps as Ethan Mars (Heavy Rain)
@adolf-kyenza as Alex Mason (Call of Duty: Black Ops)
@lyrical-warfare1 as Steve (Minecraft)
@ciaran-mcginn as The Traveler (Journey)
@jmbraps and ArcadianSonnetVA  as Joel and Ellie (The Last of Us)
@harrypotter2875 as Shovel Knight (Shovel Knight)
@joshcvoice  as The Sole Survivor (Fallout 4)
@jimv2000 as Geralt of Rivia (The Witcher)

Karaoke: http://www.mediafire.com/listen/t0c6cpm6fu8w8cc/OFFICIAL_VIDEO_GAME_RAP_BATTLE_BEAT.mp3

The Ultimate Video Game Rap Battle

Hey looks my fellow friendos, its a Sparking Rap Battle!

Cast
SkeepTieel as BMO
Fel as Yes Man

Audio mixed by Fel

Beat by Kustom

Lyrics
Yes Man: (0:08)
A game console against this cybernetic mind
You're not special, you're just one more of your kind
Kick ya’ like a football, and you can’t hit me back
I’ll exploit this victory, and corrupt your data track!
Did I say "Exploit"? That's not a very nice word
You want me to beat this filthy robot? Yes Lord!
Weren't you a secondary character? That's what I thought!
This is gonna be great, I'll beat you whether you like it or not!

B-MO: (0:23)
Incapable of emotion, but your raps make me cringe
Diss defective hectics, you’ll need to take your medicine
My beating’s definitive, I’m more dangerous than you think
I'm a thing that goes boom, while you just Ring-a-Ding-Ding
Steppin’ to the best detective, yet you think you’re independant?
Your rap is ineffective, but is because you're just an attendant!
Like Finn's Sock Crime, I'll make you disappear with the illest rhymes
Do you know what time it is? It's Business time.

Yes Man: (0:38)
Hahaha! I know that's not true 'cause you're nothing but a toy
You see, rapping against you was a Game, Boy!
the Bright side was my last verse wasn’t splitted by the Half (Oh!)
You suck and I'm not saying it because i have to!

B-MO: (0:45)
To beat me? Or be me? First you must be more!
I don't need to give you orders to make you loose whore
I played with you like a videogame, don't you see Wall-e?
You're gonna say No-man when you fall out against me!

Written by: MasterSoulSilver, SkeepTieel and Walkthroughepicness

Beat
http://picosong.com/uihi/ 

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