I'm a Star

I'm a Star (feat. The Hypnotunez)

Wrth Y Mor

Green planets

Passenger

roll up roll up
see the grossest show on Earth
breathtaking feats of bad taste
thrills and spills with the master of perversity
yes ladies and gentlemen
give a big warm welcome for . . . . . 

Doctor Patowski And His Amazing Performing Penis
Doctor Patowski And His Amazing Performing Penis
it rides a horse swings on trapeze jumps through hoops of fire
tames the lions acts like a clown balances on a high wire

Doctor Patowski And His Amazing Performing Penis
Doctor Patowski And His Amazing Performing Penis
it can juggle it can dance it can even sing
performs somersaults on a trampoline it can do anything

what a big dick what a very big dick what a very big dick indeed
what a great big plonker a whacking great stonker the biggest  you've ever seen
what a big dick what a very big dick what a very big dick indeed
its a one eyed sniper throbbing viper great big six foot kidney wiper

Doctor Patowski Doctor Patowski Doctor Patowski and his performing penis
Doctor Patowski Doctor Patowski Doctor Patowski and his performing penis
death defying leaps through a blazing condom swallowing swords down the urethra
ejaculates 15 feet into the air puts his head into the mouth of a vagina

Doctor Patowski Doctor Patowski Doctor Patowski and his performing penis
Doctor Patowski Doctor Patowski Doctor Patowski and his performing penis
a triple back jerkoff without a safety net masturbates in time with the band
a testicle spectacle a phallic cannonball 
everybody throughout this gallant land
give a big hand for the giant gland

Doctor Patowski And His Amazing Performing Penis

Unique spectacular multimedia spoof variety show featuring outrageous comedy songs written and performed from the perspective of bizarre twisted characters, each with its own image, backstory, musical and production style.

Doctor Patowski And His Amazing Performing Penis

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