PIBBY SPDP | DRUNKEN COLLAPSE V3

LYRICS

Quint from Jaws:
The name is Sam Quint, you know what I do very well
So spare the damn hints, I’ve no patience for ferry tales
The Quint-essential destroyer of horrid fish
Pointing at a loner fishing for attention
Poor lad is left out like a dorsal fin
The Orca is a mighty lass, you’re captain of a little bitch
What good’s the mutt for? Fetching River Sticks?
So can it ‘fore I smack those chattery jaws out your cloak
I’d say suck my dick, but you’re gonna need a bigger throat

The River Person:
Tra la la, Clint, was it? All aboard! Why just step in!
No need to sound like nails on a chalkboard for my attention
My, you seem to lack direction since your warship tasted metal
After all those years, you’re the one ready to pop a vessel
Tra la la, beware the - tale of the seafaring stranger
Who’s picture they - whisper made - sharks become endangered
I only jest, he’s a beacon for seabed
He begged the city for ten grand just to keep those beasts fed
Oh, what do you do with a drunken failure…
Who couldn’t live up to his bumbling mayor?
A veteran’s vengeance against fish fuels the war he leads
The next ship you board should be USS Your Priorities

Quint from Jaws:
Shut it down like the beaches, there’s such a large gap between us-
That not even the duckling you compete with could reach it
Plummet down like Hooper’s time served as a scuba diver
I’ll brutalize the Underground’s chatty ass Uber driver
Your shitty ass fandom is - giving me flashbacks when-
They eat up those dead tropes in droves like Indie-anapolis
So, get your clumps of pixel chumps stuck living under
And I’ll show you why they call me “The First Blockbuster”

The River Person:
Tra la la, beware the man who smells of moldy cheese snacks
Ditch the white whale and hunt for therapy, Captain Rehab
Quinten, you’re more quaint than Mr. Gerson
Just quit the liquor slurping before you become The Half-A-Liver Person
Tra la la, like the shark to your boat, here’s a tip
Next time you start descending, get a grip
Spent your last breath like Undyne, driven by burning hatred
And now that shark’s stomach is filled with determination

CREDITS

Mr. Tibbs as Quint from Jaws

Rabi as The River Person

Writing by Snakebite126
Additional writing help by Rabi, R. YFU, and GrenadeGames
Beat prod. by ToneJonez
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
Cover art by Snakebite126

Quint from Jaws vs. The River Person - Rap Battle

Vladimyr P. as The Skin Taker
Mr. Jay as Leatherface

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
THE SKIN TAKER
AGAINST
LEATHERFACE…

The Skin Taker:
This Laughingstock for the Audience is dismal not fearsome
So you have to take a step inside of my Abysmal Kingdom
Where I’ll spill the tea about how you will Yee your last Haw
When I start to grind your hide apart you’ll get caught on my Lock-Jaw
You made your home out of bones? Your foundation’s what I’ll break;
When the only screams in your theaters are people groaning at your remake
I’m bad to the bone when I’m defacing this disgrace
But not even necromancy magic could ever revive your dead fanbase!
You’re too childish for static; as a host I’m better suited
There’s no difference between you and Texas; simply cuz you’re stupid!
I’m glad you hide your freakish face but it’s sad your mother doesn’t love it
Tell me how I’m the buried treasure when your film has a higher budget?!

Leatherface:
That was Horrible, Horace, now I’ll bring this cove to light
You may think you’re on a grind but I’m pullin strings tonight
Doubt this dollar store skeletor could take a cribbed dark twist
Since you’re just a shitty Horror Story that doesn’t exist!
Odd you think you’re realistic when you’re a skeleton, raw!
Who got big glass eyes and a bigger glass jaw
Which I’ll shatter, serving platters; dishing pain I bring to all
because this hella burnt pasta’s the only thing I never chain-saw
Dig my teeth in to Paint Mary Red and now your boat is steamin’
With a verse screamin’ like static; seems your show’s needin’ a freezin’
Then you’re makers made mistakes that sunk you like a boat
Your Candle’s flame has gone extinct, best leave a suicide note…

The Skin Taker:
Yarr!
You’ll walk the plank since your films sank deep in the ocean
I ride the waves when flowin’ you can’t even show emotion!
I cause fright upon the viewer with my glass eyes and it’s clear;
When I appear near you’ll learn you can’t kill this corpse out of fear!
You cannot overtake a Taker when Pirate Percy is braver
No flesh, but you’ll meet your maker, and that is not in yar favor!
I’d turn a blind eye.. but I’m destined to take what’s mine
so when my jaw moves side to side your skin HAS TO GO INSIDE

Leatherface:
I’m a head chef if you let me cook, you will submerse; should’ve rehearsed
Now the spooky scary skeleton puppet’s the one I will coerce
I’ll string ya to the win so you’re One Year Closer to it
But then when This Rubber Fish flops; you’re another discarded misfit
Your ship-wreck of a verse is one of many that occured
It’s like you had your bars on re-run and your TV flow got massacred!
You finna Jedidiah-gain because you’re barely eerie
Your Channel’s a Zero out of Ten so now there’s no fictional series!

The Skin Taker:
Ye mentally impaired so this isn’t even fair…
But prepare to get scared then be left silent like dead air

Leatherface:
I fret that this marionette’s distasteful like my sets
So flow cremates brittle bones till you’re burnt out like the butt of a cigarette
I dictate with my lack of dictation; my words cause a calamity
that roasted a fucking bonemeal that Imma feast on with my family!

The Skin Taker:
That wordstock’s an Abysmal Thing couldn’t chain rhymes to spark fling fire
Now owning you’s only appealing when you’re added to my attire…

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Written by: Vladimyr P.
Additional Writing Help by: Trakked, Freshy Kanal, and Brodecai
Beat Producer: Anywaywell


The Skin Taker vs Leatherface. Sinister Rap Battles (ft. Mr. Jay)

Huggy Wuggy vs. Oogie Boogie - Horror Rap Battles!

Dumbshlop as Oogie Boogie

ThanosQuack as Huggy Wuggy

Cover Art by TomPuffs

Art by Tompuffs

Mixed by Box

Written by King Ducky

Prod. Diamondstyle

Oogie Boogie:
Lookie rookie it’s the Oogie Boogie man!
Could he? Would he? Oh he would, he could, he can!
Run in through vents, escape fast!
Or I’ll put this to bed like a tranq dart 

Too bad you’re smothering sized you up to be 
A bumbling kaiju but to me 
We’re nothing alike, through stuff and seams
A crumbling child too dumb to speak
Lays stunted and cries to some degree.. but
Who who who
Who has more bugs stuck inside? You on release!

Huggy Wuggy:
Hi bud! Seems you’re a thicker buddy to fiddle with
I could see you in the bigger bodies initiative!  
That burlap sack is in a tight squeeze!
You're mad at the fans behind me when your armies a clique of kids?

I’m taking shape
Running through and making way
Something you can’t say the same 
Gainst me? Leader of the kkkfc!?

Yuh huh

Your spin-offs can stay a forgotten stain on Burton's name; squashed like his holiday was! 

Oogie Boogie:
He wanders alone at night
Through the halls where the gross have thrived
I spy the belly of utter mob homicide
Five Nights at Freddy’s conjured up clones alike
The martyr of YouTube kids
Hahaha.. your product line honours the prototype! 

Instead of soul or respect with them 
His devs would show their offensiveness 
Bad creations like FNAF animations
With fetish odor immense in em!
That check-ya-shoulder defense gimmick 
Or Ekrcoaster as theft-ridden 
Your devs couldn’t think outside the box if they get hit over the head with it!

Huggy Wuggy:
But once Jack first fought this bug satchel
One tug and your plot thread unraveled!
Undone as for what threat ya had well 
Stomped gone, had your bug head on gravel

Still evade light? Well explains why the pillowcase might get slept onto
Time to shine and you sprint away right before you die scorched and get the boot?
Pissed off Santa cant fix a trap to get rid of Jack cause
Boogie was blown out of proportion and fell off in a pit of lava

Huggy Wuggy vs. Oogie Boogie - Horror Rap Battles! [ft. Dumbshlop & ThanosQuack]

Written by King Ducky
Mixed By Jort
Art by Grasman & Tompuffs
Chiselled by Raisu
Cover by SPM
Writing help by Futurefilmmaker, Forgottenson & Supergamerbro
Prod. Epistra & Glitchdude

Spinel (Langlelee):
Well Well Well…
High time I slice a runner up when like a gate I shut her up 
Leave a bummer crunched till theres nothing but Charlotte's guts
Ya just a Bendy clone that can bend who decides to side with violence 
Only stuck with kids on the web by swiping my schtick! 

Wooh!…It’s quite the stretch to think violence can
Solve your fights as when you tried and ran at a guy when manic 
You died in a panic and winded up diced because you got tied in the end
Got caught right in a grind machine like a Fly In A Web! 

The fight got in-tense, her upper half snapped like a rubber band!
Much like her stubborn head when the only ones that loved her left
This mother lives below their land and still can't understaaaaand!
That kids can have Other Friends…

Only finds a match in a mindless transcript or the fine dust gathers of grime attached to
This spider's massive vibrant plastic albeit doll she is tightly yanked up by a hand! And
I can't stand tantrums bout being abandoned. I sat in a garden for years unattended! 
The Garten your fans have all cheered for is Banban, Windows you stick to aren't smeared up like that rep!

Mommy Long Legs (TheLoneSporano):
Your laughable tramp design's as scratched as a stone you're shackled to 
I rap as well as the vines lapped scant around your ankles do! 
A broken rubber hose, no one wants blobs of pouts you've slobbered out
The teardrops you've bawled out would toss me down the water spout!

Bonzo Bunny(GreenOwl)
Tried to right the wrongs when your fight had stopped (augh!)

Mommy Long Legs
Still, you’re reliant on Diamond palms
And now…

Mini Wuggies(GnomeYT, Elizikin, Fulmon)
Diamonds have good laughs at the pain you had felt
Why that track would have had them drifting away too, Spindel…

Pug-A-Pillar (Danii):
I’m troublesome but tons of fun, you do what master asks while
Like trusted pugs, you sat dormant- a doormat you’re stamped down!
Who feuded to become used anew to be lost once the movie dropped?

Mommy Long Legs:
Why bubble gum! You blew up then were spat out!

Spinel:
Would ya really like knowing the blunt truth?
No youth in their right mind would touch you!
Life was an on loop broadcast of this abuse
Even one, two of your death scenes were unused!

My injector launched on Roses homeland,  
Dropping with less flaws than project playtime 
God its toxins can’t cross with 
When heads called the shots in Paynes life!
The same kids ya trained, played with, loved
Stay caged because you, obeyed Greybers law
Then wail blaming them?! Paynes taking the Game Stations top Played Plaything!

But… you’re no deadbeat mom
I don’t want to grind your gears but that’s an mcs job
Although we both had our backstories render past hurts
At least I got my happily ever after

TV:
Mommy Long Legs!/ BrAnd NEw /with/ tunes n' beats
Unlike/ BOnZo!/ And!/ Spinel…/who?/ are TwO!/Clingy!
(*ooooh)/ YOU!/ were in/ quite the/ sticky situation 
Even those/ sHOeS/ we're in a!/ sticky situation 
Don’t whine/ over Stevens/ speech of peace
InSTEAD…/ repeat this scene on the tv!
Say did she lie/ Did SHe?

Mommy Long Legs:
Playing HIDE… AND… SEEK?

TEN!
I'll thrash you through dust, the best you could do is mood-swinging!
NINE!
I'll drag you through the mud so let's view the slew which you bring in

EIGHT!
Quite an uptight gal, want to talk unused when you might have been cut right out?
SEVEN!
Then subside down on a dime when it got cried out almost like the gems upside down

SIX!
Thousand years clinging onto a dead memory singing songs: an obsessed melody!
FIVE! 
Pity Pot had the best weaponry which she lost!

FOUR
Ment for staging mentors plaything yet your temper stained it 
THREE
 You’re never making ever-fated entertainment!

TWO! Pedals withers, love is forced, oh how you lose
She has come up short, no wonder Rose outgrew you…

Spinel vs. Mommy Long Legs - Royal Rap Battle! [ft. Langlelee & TheLoneSporano]

Made by Team Innovative as part of the 100 Hour Challenge : )

Cole as Kris
AdamDRB as Scott Pilgrim
Walk as (Proceed)
Beat by Diamond Style
Beat Arrangement by Walk
Mixed by Light
Written by AdamDRB, Cole, Walk, and Valonide 
Edited by Valonide, AdamDRB, Cole, and Walk
Art by Valonide and Cole
Additional Assets by Atara Gracia, AsepriteRico, and ItzDFPlayer

Kris:
Scott Pilgrim!
You weak-minded villain.
You earned all of that LV and then spent it on children
Wanna use Knives? You’ll be at the end of mine
I’ve come to check and strike all your Precious Little Lies

You lead on and leech
You’re a creep and pretentious
You sleaze like your brains preinstalled with cheat engine
You sleep with girls out of your league, they regret it
And you’re just another ex by the time the weeks ended

Every chance you’ve wasted, every heart you’ve broken
Spending their every moment like they’re arcade tokens
You don’t control me,
When you see a girl that’s lonely
You only choose the path that’s easiest 
(PROCEED)


Scott Pilgrim:
Enough from the punk; it’s Me verse World
But aw man, this sucks… I don’t like hitting… giiiirls…?

mmm 😬 sorry I have another line
(TAPE REWIND)

Enough from the punk; it’s Me verse World
You did a WHOLE VERSE about me getting girls!
So get your hands away from Noelle, you perv!
I think Her and Susie are probably the L Word!

Your brother gets those trophies, sheesh, a whole lot
You don’t got any of your achievements unlocked (fucking DING!)
You never got kissed damn, you dress like a bitch, man
And with that sweater that you wear, does Berdly call you Kris-Chan?

(WOOOO) I heard that your mom is abuuusive 
It’s cause her son is a loooser who doesn’t ever do shiiiit
The son that she wanted
Is off to his college
And now you’re just lost bitttch
Alone and forgotten

This is the savior who will bring the people healing
But instead they’re busy scheming with freaky back alley dealing
Seedy little creep who freakin’ reeks of grease and apples
You’re no hero, you’re an anti-social incel and an asshole!


Kris:
She’s 17, Scott, that’s who you chose? 
Not even old enough to go and drink at your show
Envy dropped your ass for some chode on a dime
You were so milquetoast she dates a vegan out of spite

With every adaptation, the prophecy stands
Scott Pilgrim wants girls, and then Takes Off His Pants
You and your bass playing sucks, you have a shit band,
And also? I don’t fucking look like Chris-Chan.

Don’t act like you know me (PROCEED) I have friends- 
You went solo (PROCEED) it leveled up your whole team 
I'll get the world roaring we can see whose bands the loudest
Now I’ll stab you with such passion that your heart will be a fountain

Scott Pilgrim:
Let’s get this straight!
I don’t know how, this’ll age
But all of this is shit is
like really really gay
Keeping track of everything's a pain
I just wanna say I hate the player and the game!

This goes to the dick behind the screen!
Go the hell outside and get some vitamin D! (douchebag!)
Toby said it best and there’s no use pretending
Your choices never mattered cause THIS only had one ending!


Kris vs. Scott Pilgrim - Rap Battle

TaigaTonic as Polybius
Dilly Scott as Porygon
Beat produced by MIDES
Written by Trakked, Dilly Scott and 3ple
Additional help by Shimario and Jpegdogs
Mixed by Jordy
Art by TomPuffs
Thumbnail by TomPuffs

Battle:

Polybius: (0:21)
Before you start to fight me, I would advise
Don't look directly in the screen because I'll blind you with lights (uh)
I use strings of code bigger than you when I load
If you Convert into my cyberspace, your mind will be fried
Drop a quarter in, see the phenomenon they're talking 'bout
An innovative game that makes the bank and draws the crowds
You couldn't block me out, even if you tried 
Want to go back in your Pokeball? That's not an option now. 
I'd talk about your looks, with your cubic features
But you'd fit right in with your new releases
You don’t have purpose and you shoot your beams cuz
You're only flashy when you're inducing seizures
The players catch Zs when you're on the screen
Cuz this automaton has been obsolete 
You once had a use… but that's not the case now
You can't go in orbit… but I'll leave you spaced out.

Porygon: (1:04)
I ain’t sparing no change to a made up coin op-eration
To conclude your story a hoax I just go travel through data 
You think you're shady, man? Game consists of random shapes and crazy graphs
Dragged you out the room ‘cause arcades knew you wouldn’t make ‘em crap
Causing fatalities like it's MK Ultra..
But on the PlayStation store they tell me nobody played ONCE
Some people were dedicated to find ya
Then fans of your story went from datamining to seeing dated writing
Your legend makes my head spin
And the men in black suits must’ve deleted your senses
They paid off the feds since, and your casualties were written off as accidents
So now I’m damaging this cabinet
Gone without a Trace, you’re a fad of the past
Went up in smoke like you left for ‘em like Ash’s dad
You’re so forgettable to the people that played ya
So if you wiped their memories, it wouldn’t really change much

Polybius: (1:47)
You're low-res: a dream of fame for you is hopeless
Everything you spat sounded Pory-phoned in
You're made to break and I am losing patience.
If you see your win, it's a hallucination.

Porygon: (1:57)
So many Secrets and Lies that all the agents devised 
To keep you inside the minds of all the players
You’re beaming lights in their eyes and it leads to their demise
You try to see into mine, I’ll make your brain hurt
I cannot be copy/pasted, yet you're copping my flow
I've seen more addictive gameplay from Pokemon GO
Try to send me your subliminal messages, I’ll escape em
This battle is over because Polybius fainted

Polybius:
Pika hit some missiles with electric flow
Then they had to seize your episode because of seizure episodes
The anime banned you, but it wasn't your fault
Now I'm not the only one that's getting locked in a vault.


Porygon vs Polybius - Rap Cypher #42

Jordy as The Judge
ENNWAY as Misfortune.gb
Beat produced by HERA
Written by Trakked, Syphonstick
Mixed by ENNWAY
Art by BMB
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:

Judge:
No other being resides here as I sit in silence and ponder my thoughts
But now you’ve arrived. You’ve had the chance to advance but alas, I'll be turning you OFF. (turning you OFF)
So full of hot air and arrogance; your schemes will come to an end when it’s me that you’re faring with
I shall sit staring for now, because soon I’ll be burning this god. (burning this god)
I haven’t introduced myself. I am The Judge of your sins, so let us begin
You abysmal scum, they’re infinite, your only life goal’s causing death on a whim
You’re not of flesh and blood, you’re a spectre; an amalgamation made from games you’ve stolen from
Or you may be a figment of my imagination, one rupture and this omen’s stunned.


Misfortune.gb:
I’m not a ghost, you’re mistaken. I exist within the fabric of reality.
I came here to play with you, Pablo. Do you wish to challenge me?
Well, let’s play a game, shall we? I’ll begin by listing off all of your fallacies;
You wish to have a match with me? Your judgement’s black and white, like what the Batter sees.
Watch your tongue, ‘cause your flow is abhorrent; so stiff and rigid, I would figure it was rigor Mortis
Don’t pick a fight with an imp, you’ll be floored when I scorch you and turn your family into corpses
This cat can speak, but he’s wasting his breath; I’m a worse threat than Japeth, for you and your lost passion
You’re so insistent in chasing your death; if you want to see your brother again, choose the WRONG cabin… (hehehe…)

Judge:
What is your motive, acquaintance? If you wish to cause me pain, then
You seem to be sorely mistaken. You’re so complacent inside of your game and
You’re not quite skilled in the art of violent confrontation; a mistake, that you chose to face me 
You claim that you pull the strings, but you’re a puppet yourself; isn’t that right, Casey?
My abilities are multifaceted; anyone who’s ever played you found you by accident
Once you gave a riddle to the players to answer, they tossed you back into the trash again.
Your feeble existence will come to an end; perhaps it’d be best if they would all forget you
A shell of yourself that is sent in from Hell; hence nothing remains, except for regrets, too.

Misfortune.gb: 
Lost all your valor ‘cause Valerie died; became so sad, threw your pal to the side
He grabbed his bat, then went to attack, you tried to scratch, but then he demolished you
Best watch your back ‘fore misfortune befalls you, you were replaced by a man in a costume
The player forgot you and Batter offed you for speaking in riddles for half of the time
(hehehe) You’re so incompetent, honestly, this game was over before it began
You sat back and watched a man from God crumble your world to sand
Your struggles were for naught, my friend, so watch as I draw near
No need for your judgment now. I am God here.


The Judge vs Misfortune.gb - Rap Cypher #43

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