In celebration of the N-Sane Trilogy, set to release on June 30th, 2017, the orange marsupial, Crash Bandicoot, faces off against his old, fire-breathing friend, Spyro, in the fifth addition of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles!

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CAST

► Crash Bandicoot, voiced by
Fle
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCur4uGqKrsKTgw4ht7PKDeQ?view_as=subscriber

► Spyro, voiced by 
Eddiefrb
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzeVric_Vra1xgQzMQKj_aw
https://twitter.com/DiamondDaybreak
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Production
 
► Written by
Mathew Swift, R, DCRaps, Henry Jones 
 
► Beat produced by
Kustom
 
► Edited by
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► Audio Mixed by 
Mathew Swift
 
WHO WON?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13061953

Crash Bandicoot VS Spyro the Dragon - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

Patron battle funded by Kubby!

HyperJacob96 as Voltorb
Freshy Kanal as Polandball
Mancha as Pokedex

Voltorb:
I’m about to Discharge, spit sparks, and go wild!
An electric menace shocks Lithuania’s bastard child!
Need the net to Know Your Meme, I’m iconic anyday
Check the dex and see that I’m number one hundred, okay 
This MS Paint disgrace wants to rip off Hetalia’s crown
I’m a real Premier Baller when flipped upside down
If he lashes at me like Hungary, I won’t be having it
[Voltorb’s Static]! Poland can into paralysis!

Polandball:
Head back to Vermillion! You’re trashier than your gym!
Always so unstable you could blow up on a whim!
You’re uniconic! Even Genwunners forgot your face
So even Poland can diss into waste of space!
You’re Ground-ed, pokeball can’t compare to my comic!
Your evolution’s so useless it’s just a half-assed backflip!
And for all the trainers out there, here’s a tip when you explore
Keep a irritating sphere forsaken on the hideout’s floor

Battle Bytes

Voltorb vs Polandball. Battle Bytes #17

Thumbnail by Nooby

Vladimyr P. as Jeff the Killer
Raichous as The Joker

Written by Raichous
Mixed by Vladimyr P.

-LYRICS-
JOKER
Let's introduce a little anarchy, make things a little stranger
While I'm facing you, I'm completely unendangered
You're a sleep deprived teen who’s ripped off my look
and unlike the bat, I won't do this by the book
If you couldn't take a bully then how can you face me
I've been duping the bat ever since the 1940's
I'll put you in the ground with a super-move combo
After all, you're nothing more than an emo

JEFF
Another killer clown? Oh boy, how original
The idea that you could even win is inexplicable
You're just a class clown while I'm a true killer
hell, your rapping is no better than Leto's scene filler
I'm the guy who makes people cower and cry
While you're behind a counter selling big macs and fries
You're the type of clown to be a party entertainer
Now Go to Sleep Joker, cuz I win, it's a no brainer

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Jeff the Killer vs. The Joker- https://picosong.com/wARch
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Thanks for Watching!!

Jeff the Killer vs. The Joker

Thumbnail by: Jason Carreon

Beat: https://youtu.be/v4xzOp7hdrs
Beat Produced by: Boi-1Da and Jahaan Sweet
Beat Reproduced by: Exxzone
Written by: Jason Carreon and Creep Switch
Mixed by: Boris

Cast:
Saitama: Creep Switch
Captain Underpants: Boris

Lyrics:
(0:38) Saitama:
No need for an introduction, when a complex origin is what your storing
……………..
Oh I'm supposed to do more? I only need one line to be scoring
*sigh* being this good at rapping is…….pretty boring

(0:50) Captain Underpants: 
Traa La Laaaa, all I heard was blah blah blah
From a mopey business man who thinks having fun is a call
I'm the hero for the mosquito, you're the hero that is evil
Well at least thats what I heard from the rather feeble people...
Anyhow, while you whine in your monster invaded waist land
I'm going to end your tomfoolery!...With my waistband

(1:10) Saitama:
*Beat stops*
…….ok…….
*Beat continues*
Your hypnosis was improbable so many plot holes stuck to potty holes
I'm stopping foes from the ocean while your challenge is stopping flows
You're faker than any Deep Sea King that’s toyed with rumours
While your franchise is deep seeking anything else than toilet humour
Cus a serious punch will bypass the biased help you stick to
No other hero in their right mind would associate with you

(1:28) Captain Underpants:
You're a one hundred push-overs if you ask me baldy
If you wanna talk needs at least I ain't rated as flop B's
But when i toss thee to the moon with one measly throw
Your relevance will be filled with holes, guess you made an easy foe.

Saitama vs Captain Underpants

Merry Christmas month everyone! To celebrate the opening day of the final month of the year, we give you the fifth installment of GridLine Rap Battles Season 2! Today we have legendary animator and cartoonist, Walt Disney, pitted against similarly legendary children's books artist and author, Doctor Seuss!

Mr. Tibbs as Walt Disney
Mancala as Doctor Seuss
Mixed by: Freshy Kanal
Beat by: Omega Vision Music Group
Written by: Ryan Shackle, Mr. Tibbs, and Commander Jacob

Lyrics:
Walt:
Hot dog! I’ll make you better with a kick in the teeth
Your success is the size of Disneyland: incomplete
With a monetary moniker and portfolio in rapture
I’m on more planes of glory than a camera could ever capture
With a Wocket in your Pocket, I see the Doc is pretty toxic
You’ve got Once-ler flow, which you’ll see the apple drop in
And from Snow White to Poppins, you can’t make my impact lapse
So come in; be my guest. I’ll even let the beard pass

Seuss:
Going Green Eggs and Ham in a Sam I Am-bic dictation
Your raps sucked more than your former occupation
With stolen credit from your brother, lack of Fleischer’s compliance
And just Cari-bein’ stubborn; now you’re a true pirate
You’re a foolish nerd, with rhyme skill two sizes too small
I’ve seen through more cels in the heads on my wall
A little bug went Ka-choo, and now your empire is done
I can’t wait for The Cat to tear your soulmate a new one
So prepare to bite the bullet with Davy Crockett on the trigger
Give you rigor Mortimus, with no mercy from my vigor
Don’t think I’m here to unclaim all the joy you set in motion
But your raps prove maybe you should’ve actually been frozen

Walt:
What a thrilling conclusion. Must have taken three months
But these Seussical endeavors must be halted at once
Because you tried to make a mountainous work kids would renown
But you slipped up, making you rap butter side down
Your rhymes make me sick; I should call a real doctor
And your books have had more boners than Harry Potter
I’ll leave you sleeping with the fishes, both the red and the blue
And your verse is more disgraceful than your “Private” Snafu
If you’re gonna take me down, quit the talk and get to work
I dare you to make your next verse with only 50 words
Your whole presence is a goose egg even Horton wouldn’t hatch
But never lose sight of one thing: that it started with a rap

Seuss:
Excuse me if I’m Kurt, but I’ll rustle up a smirch
Once they make your work illegal, I’ll gladly pass the torch
I spit so sick, it’s what turned my final page
Plus, I drew every creature in the works that bear my name
You’d like a man who took the gold more than any other person
Would take my breath away, like a matricidal burden
Now, don’t cry because I beat you; smile because you fought me
But now it’s time that I, the Seuss, carve the roast beast

Cover by: Commander Jacob

Walt Disney vs Doctor Seuss| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2 Episode 5

LYRICS

Billy:
A mountain man slasher? I’ll make this the second time you must have died
Am I supposed to be afraid of the guy who got beat up by Busta Rhymes?
Franchise wasted, so face this, you’re passed the days where you were scary, it’s
About time that I come onto the mic, take my hatchet, and bury it
Struggling to top Freddy while I rocked his box office
So my Christmas wish is seein’ how you bomb this
Look at your viewers, your sister’s not the only thing that’s slept on
People struggle against you? Just bring in a retcon!
Shat on the mask of Will, now you’ve turned pale
I’d just grab some coffee to bring it some “detail”
Left babysitters dead? I’m killing the head of the church!
Feelin’ hurt by these burns, guess you do have nerve!

Micheal:
Billy Lenz’ copy is sloppy when it comes to spitting bars
You went from “Santa slasher classic” to flying off people’s radar
Your raps: soft, can’t spit Jack Frost, I bring the real yuletide fear
So you should just pull out of this battle... like your movie’s premiere
You think you’re one big guy to kill me
But I’ll just leave Santa falling back down his chimney
Should call you The Thing! That  abomination of a series
Going straight to VHS could never come near me
Make a Picasso out your death, but you’re already abstract
Just one more thing that’ll trigger your flashbacks
This 80’s slasher’s past his prime
So make like your grandpa and stay Silent, Night...

Billy:
Can’t tell which Myers I’m talking to, you both come off as jokes 
What? Do I need to bring the ether in so you can get these roasts?

Micheal:
Your reboot’s boring and lifeless, I’d put your corpse up for display
Since I’m good at taking out trash horror icons, like it’s Garbage Day!

Billy:
Yet after 40 years, you still can’t kill Laurie
It seems all your directors threw your story through four stories
You’ll lose your horror glory once I close Loomis’ case
And I’ll make Michael Myers Return to his grave

Micheal:
One flame can kill this Shape? Not the first time I’ve survived
You’re just the second bitch that I’ve eaten alive
I can tell you’re traumatized when you spit a song
So tell the children, once again, Santa Claus is gone...

CREDITS

LAR80s as Micheal Myers
https://soundcloud.com/lar-80s
Rabi As Billy Chapman
Lexi M. as Ricky Chapman
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861

Written and thumbnail by Rabi
Additional help by Fightmarker
https://soundcloud.com/stopmotionrapbattles2018
Beat by Smoke
Mixed by Rabi and jort
https://soundcloud.com/jordydydy
Art by B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok

Michael Myers vs. Billy Chapman - Rap Battle

Raichous as Mickey Mouse
TimeLord 103 as Bugs Bunny
MetaMachine as Felix the Cat
Raichous as Yogi Bear
Dustin as Popeye the Sailor

Beat by Allrounda
Written by Raichous
Mixed by Dustin

LYRICS:
MICKEY
Oh boy! Another boring modernized mascot
Get your gloves on, Bugs, and show me what you’ve got
I’m timeless and loved, your careers on the fence
With the past decade of poor jokes you’ve dispensed
You’re remembered for your sex jokes and bigotry
While I’m known for my kid friendly creativity
You’re boring compared to Daffy and the Pig
Silly old rabbit, tricks are for kids!

BUGS
Wrong rabbit, Doc, you're not even close
You’re from an intolerant time, and it shows
Hiding your mistakes, ‘cause you failed to have diversity
Sounds like you need a lesson from the Looniversity
Stick to your Steamboat, you can’t match my legacy
When I beat you, this’ll be a Merrie Melody
I’ve been performing for years to applause
Honestly, you should’ve just stuck to selling hotdogs

FELIX
You’re Merry-Go-Round broke down on the wrong street
I may be silent, but I’ll still make you meet your defeat
You’re both at a disadvantage here, so take my advice
Run away now, because cats eat rabbits and mice
You can’t stand to my magic bag full of raps
As soon as you showed up you stepped right into my trap
I’m unimpressed with those sad attempts that you call jokes
Call in Porky Pig to tell the audience “That’s All Folks!”

YOGI
Hey Boo-Boo, You better call the ranger
The park’s been invaded by some black and white strangers
You three against me, this fight isn’t fair
After all, I’m smarter than the average bear
I gotta say, you’re a pretty classic bunch
But you’re the last group I’d have over for lunch
You all did your best, but your loss was fantastic
I'm taking this win like a pic-a-nic basket

POPEYE
Alright, that’s enough, that’s all I can stand
Stand up to me, and I’ll bury you in the sand
You’ll wind up like Bluto, sad and alone
Wishing you had an Olive Oyl of your own
As expected, you’re all just bark and no bite
I am what I am, and that’s the winner of this fight
Put up your dukes, because you toons are finished
Cause Popeye the Sailor has eaten his Spinach (Popeye laugh)

Mickey Mouse vs. Bugs Bunny - Raichous Rap Battles

LYRICS

Joker:
No need to send a Calling Card, I don’t think you even have a heart
But even if you did, I don’t think your role could give you any part
You went through 4 movies and a show just to show you don’t belong here
So I’ll trash you even worse than the movies that you hold dear
(Fast rap)
But I guess your face mask ain’t that bad
Because it’s sold in bargain bins of Halloween stores
That’s who you really are, just a bland Scary Movie
But I don’t think I’ve heard worse than your retcons before!
Just a prick in cloak, acting like the Grim Reaper
But you get shot in the head in every full length feature!
Reduced to nothing but cameos,
So now you sit in the back of your TV’s teasers

Ghostface:
Facing a Joker? (Heh…) I would’ve preferred Jared Leto
But this fellow doesn’t need a metro to keep this diss as a Memento
Think I’m phoned in? You must be jokin’, I’m the one who calls and calls the shots
While you’re another anime boy with a harem to leave himself cockblocked!
Speaking of shots, you can’t even do those right! 
Act tough, but you’re shit in the spotlight!
A con artist bigger than Madarame
But even he wouldn’t give your verse copyright!
Think you’re a vigilante who’s upping the ante
But the resemblance to Kira is uncanny
You shouldn't have brought a gun to a knife fight,
So make like a Phantom and fucking die!

Joker:
Losing your temper over Sidney? I find Psycho’s motives more rational
I’m actually doing something, you’re busy fooling around and smashing skulls
I’m slashing foes! You’re a bigger dip in quality since any one of your sequels
But you overtaken by someone else’s weed joke, so you can’t tell us as equals

Ghostface:
You spill out truths? I spill out blood- that’s my kind way of saying I’ll take your life
I’d rather not play your game, you’d have more fun with “How I’m Gonna Die!”
I spit flames like your Arsenic values, so take your Jojo Stand before I smack your raps back at you
You best listen to your cat and just hit the hay, ‘cause a knife stab should say that’s your Q2...

CREDITS 

Nekomancer Jade as Joker
https://soundcloud.com/neko-nekomancer
Razzy as Ghostface
https://soundcloud.com/simplyrazzy

Written by Rabi
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by jort
https://soundcloud.com/jordydydy
Thumbnail by satanicwarcrimer

Joker (Persona 5) vs. Ghostface - Rap Battle

Another famed rap battle, between the charismatic leader of the Phantom Thieves, Joker versus the diligent leader of Sector V, Numbuh 1, in this episode of WCRB!
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CREDITS

► Numbuh 1, voiced by
Mathew Swift

► Joker, voiced by 
Alex / J Morris
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ
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PRODUCTION

► Written by
Mathew Swift

► With assistance by
Stofferex, MetaMachine, Eddiefrb, GamingPlush64, Alex / J Morris

► Beat produced by
Tristan

► Edited by
Mathew Swift 

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift & Alex/J Morris
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LYRICS:

Numbuh 1:
Attention, Kids Next Door, prepare for battle stations!
Against this teenage nemesis, I’ll bring no hesitation!
I’ll show him my Will Power, best prepare for his eulogy,
I’ll put him in his place, with my two by four technology!

Joker:
Show me your true form! Too bad, it isn’t Stewie Griffin!
You’ll end up with the Common Cold, just like your Arctic Prison!
I fight to help society, you fight for cake and candy?
I’d rather just watch another episode of Billy & Mandy!


Numbuh 1:
Your attempts at rapping are just oh, so Delightful
Children Down the Lane only see you as my rival!
While you’re stealing hearts, were you also stealing our story?
Now I’m playing for keeps, Joker, it’s not For Glory!
It’s always the adults and teenagers I’m defeating,
Smash Ultimate won’t be the only place you’ll get a beating!
As the G.O.A.T of Sector V, you’re not even a threat!
Let’s just say the cats’ the only pussy that you’ll ever get!

Joker:
I know I’m not a king, but here’s a Royal de-Cree!
You faced adult villainy, yet you haven’t faced a Phantom Thief?
It’s time to take center stage, this is no rehearsal!
Wanna play games, Mr. Uno? Here’s a reversal!
I’m the dominant leader, reigning straight from Shibuya!
The only talent you have in music is with a tuba.
Your Palace is a pyramid, and I’m raiding your tomb,
Don’t make me use All-Out Attack to send this kid back to his room!

Numbuh 1:
Was that really your Last Surprise? Then you’re really out of whack.
The only good thing about your game was a decent soundtrack!

Joker:
You’re stuck in kindergarten, but in Smash Bros, I’m Elite!
I’ll only say this once, kid: Wake Up, Get Up, Get off my beat!

Numbuh 1:
Your series makes me bored, feels like a kid’s next chore,
 If you ever want to get your ass kicked, you know where to find the Kids Next Door!

Joker:
This child workaholic puts himself in high regard,
But if you’d like a change of heart, feel free to take a calling card!

Joker VS Numbuh 1 - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season Two

Hey everyone! We are back with a long awaited rap battle that I've been hinting at for ages. Today we have space smuggler and pilot of the Millennium Falcon, Han Solo, against the first man to set foot on another celestial body, Neil Armstrong. Enjoy!

CAST
Zawesome as Han Solo
Mancala as Neil Armstrong

LYRICS:
Han:
I’ve got a bad feeling about your attempt, like the ninth
I’ll tell you the odds: week-lings need not apply
Your twin missions were a bust, like the Cloud City raid
I won’t take it from a guy who wore a tampon to space
You’re a bigger hunk of junk than my transport for fleeing
Hell, even Jabba’s a more decent human being
While the glorified photographer’s here to do his worst
The fans deserve to know that Han shot first

Neil:
Houston, we have a problem, and it sucks quite violently
Flash Gordon got ripped off and took up vacuum piracy
You’re on needles and pins trying to thread that space cruiser
Looks like you need some schooling; let me show you my maneuvers
Gals complain of sub-parsecs with your rocky relations
Because you’re looking for love in Alderaan places
I’ll have you whipped into shape and you’ll scream bloody murder
You stuck up, half-witted, bad-at-rapping Nerf-herder!

Han:
You should be more concerned about landing that Stormtrooper credo
Don’t Leia hand on me, or you’ll end up like Greedo
You’re on MY stomping ground, so your plan is getting soiled
You’ll need another round of quarantine after we’ve been embroiled
Hop back to the door, so you can let the other boys out
Slap that patch on your sash like an old, faded Boy Scout
You’re the First Man to make a space flick without life
Go climb your launch tower and take a giant leap for mankind

Neil:
Ladies and gentlemen, the rapper has landed!
And like a game of sabacc, man, your ass is getting handed
‘Cause your style, like the atmosphere around me, is quite thin
Just calm down, hon; take it on the chin
Your rhymes can’t be more wooden if you were still a carpenter
You’ll be flagged as a doormat by this driven orbiter
I’ll cut out, ‘cause the middle man, best pilot in the galaxy
Tried to give me the shaft; guess it runs in the family

Beat By: Epistra
Mixed By: Freshy Kanal
Cover By: Commander Jacob
Art By: Cyancoat Enzo

Han Solo Vs Neil Armstrong| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

Written by Alex the Beast
Thumbnail by Gengo
Mixed by Dustin

Dustin as Sableye
Alex the Beast as Incineroar

Lyrics:
Rap Battle!
Sableye
VS
Incineroar
BEGIN!

Incineroar:
Born a kitten named Litten, a runt of the litter
Now bearing a track record unmatched and muscles even bigger!
And you want to dual another dual-type? Don’t seem that smart
I keep the landscape dark! And I keep the track feeling hot!
To this master trickster, I say hats off
For tricking everyone hearing this this be an even match up
You’re joshing me, really, quite a Giga Punch to the gut
Don’t need to Throw Flames, I could punt this rat with just one touch
In Mystery Dungeon, you weren’t as enigmatic as you seem
A creep groveling at the feet of Dusknoir as a crony
While I battle by the side of Ash himself and Professors
You’re seen as the resident scumbag yet still believe you’re better?

Sableye:
You no take crystals! Oh wait! It’s just a pussy cat who has
Too much of an oafish quality to be able to do that
Sableye has an able Keen eye on the prize
When I throw some Night Shade, say goodbye to your little light
I munch on beats like the gems that I find
Lurking in the shadows, there, do I hide
Observing with a silent gaze before I leap out onto prey
No matter how long that it takes, I’m not opposed to Foul Play

Incineroar:
Hah, your swipes have no fury as you fumble, tryna Shadow Sneak
Perhaps you’re chewing on a different sort of crystal than you think
I’ll curbstomp your Ultimate if you want to try and prove it
I am the definition of an absolute unit
Big deal!
I’ll have you at my heel!
You’re all bark and no bite; if looks could kill
Hear the Astonished cries of the crowd ring loud
How quaint it is to fight Gengar after he lost a few pounds!

Sableye:
Ooo! I Detect bullshit!
Turns out you’re all Mean Looks! Didn’t know it was included in your moveset!
Such a Surprise this brute’s lasted as long as he has
Could slice a jugular out after tapping one of your kneecaps
The line about my Ultimate? Truly, you’re on fire man
That is, of course...unless you’ve seen Iron Man
My eyes aren’t all that shine bright, I’m an all-star
The Gemstone of any team I’m part of! Make enemies fall hard

*𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨*

Sableye:
Heheheh....hehehehehhh

Sableye:
*Laughing*

Sableye:
Come now...peer into my eyes, my able-bodied foe
It is the road that you’ve chosen and I might just claim your soul
Be alarmed, these claws are sharpened and violent
Entered my cave tough, but now the roars shall turn into silence.. 
*𝓼𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓮*

Sableye vs. Incineroar // Alex's Rap Battles #1

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