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Raichous Rap Battles

Jeff the killer raps

Jeffree Star Voiced By Jenni No Mercy
Tom Savini Voiced By Raichous
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Raichous
Thumbnail By Oofie
Beat Prod. by Frankie Vibes  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5NbTwBZMMI

Jeffree:
I’m sorry, but why do you wanna face this?
Looking like Ted White after a Jason face lift!
Gotta be a prank. Did the Dobres tape this?
Call you a powder foundation, ya basic!
Now I’ve been used to drama, but this has-been as my rival kinda lowers the bar
I’m fuck-proof on the mic, we’re worlds apart, Hitting you so hard, call me Jeffree WorldStar!
I’ll shatter through that haphazard slash man
A fashion disaster, with a flasher ‘stache, damn!
You career’s gone stagnant, The computer’s your replacement
Only fans are the pale nerds locked in their basements!
This Maniac thinks his blood fests are some hot shit
Boils down to gore porn made by a misogynist!
I’ve been told I was prodigy, a god to be, it’s odd to me
To see the Godfather of Gore is trying offing me!
Face it Tommy Boy! You looking Tubby, boy!
Maybe use your make up magic on that tummy, boy!
One watch of your “Wet Dreams” makes me sick!
Of course you like fencing. You’re just a little prick!
Now you get your chance, old man! Don’t have a heart attack grabbing the mic!
Although that would be a fitting end, to “Screaming Mad” George Lite

Tom:
(Heh) Thank god you stopped, think my hearing went dead
That rap made me envy my fake rubber head
Your damn squeaky voice is a spike to the brain
No wonder your music career’s in the drain
Sorry, princess. You’re shilling it, I make my Blood Money from spilling it
So you can try to make me seem villainous. Of course the Sultan of Splatter is killing it!
You’re used to cheap bars, it’s where you got your start in!
I cut my teeth, cutting wrists in Martin!
In that Hollywood circle, your boy was putting in work
You really wanna measure with your Youtube circle jerk?
I know documentaries, got two about Jason
That Shane Daws shlock was just bad product placement!
You only got lies spilling out your painted kisser
But your silver tongue couldn’t protect you from the sisters!
Cashing in on Controversy, it seems like a crapshoot!
So try to run the track. You can’t handle a tracksuit!
Think it’s time for the living Bratz doll to behave
You can watch me Sundance on top of your channel’s grave!
Hope you’re ready to burn out Jeff, ‘cause that’s all that Stars do
I’m spitting, committed to splitting you. You won’t be around for part 2!

Jeffree:
Watch it hun! I’m an internet icon, this bygone is nothing!
You really can’t throw shade at the shine coming off my Diamond button!
Got millions of followers, your demographic is teeny!
With the way you treat female fans, the real “Creepshow”’s Savini!
Enough Smoke and Mirror, your whole life is bomb
This fake vet was only shooting pics in Vietnam 
Everything you do misfires, it seems to be your lot
Maybe you could ask your daughter how to shoot a better shot

Tom:
Again you go for the cheapest hits, the easy shit, you freaking ditz!
This racist kid, and tasteless twit. Your talents being wasted, bitch!
Wanna question my honor? Your love life is a goner
Only fit in at my school as a model for the monster!
Keep calling me old? Well you’re goddamn right!
Was making movies violent when you were back at Prom Night!
Film is a magical medium, but even I couldn’t make your bars stand out
With that crap performance, even your fans are thinking….What Now?

Jeffree Star Vs. Tom Savini(Prod. by Frankie vibes)

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20High%20Stakes.mp3
Written By: Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Raichous
Raichous as Shaggy
RaccoonBroVA As Brock
Additional Help By Raichous


Shaggy:

Scoob! Go grab the snacks! Like, this’ll be fast!
When Shaggy is starting a rap, Like, you’ll lose to him faster than Ash!
I’ve gone against werewolves, and zombies, and ghosts! Like, I’ll leave a tagalong pounded
I find it ironic, your ace was an Onix, but you’re the one that’s getting Ground-ed!
You claim you have rock hard defenses, but don't have the stones to offend
Gave your last badge to a kid who cheated you in a fight when he was ten
And how did your story end? Replaced by a cilantro copy
With your chances of landing the cop or the nurse, in the nicest of  terms, being “Rocky”
While my series ain’t stopping. Like, I paved the way in animation!
The only thing your show’s leading in, is kid’s hospitalization
Over the years, portrayals were racey. Maybe I should be battling Tracy
You’ll need more than pebbles to faze me. There’s no dodging when you face me!

Brock:

Sorry Shaggy, but your tactics really had no effect
As a gym leader, I’m in charge of putting newbies in check
Think that you’re tough? Stop lying, man. You spend the whole mystery crying, man
So if flooding with flow’s your entire plan? Too bad I’ll be safe with my drying pan!
The OG rolling from Kanto! Your solo shows never finish.
If only you could Get a Clue. Your fanbase has quickly diminished.
You’re running from rubber masks. I throw myself into danger
I met with Dittos and mimes, but Denver’s clone’s still stranger!
And I bide my time, you’re rushing for cover to hide
Try as you might, you’ll end up greener than Hyde!
Can’t burn me, I’ve got Guts. I’m taking every attack
Think that you’ll earn my badge? You’ll have to be Boulder than that

Shaggy:

Your raps are ghost types, man. Completely see through
The way this Creeper acts, man, he’s on the verge of a “me too!”
So take defeat dude! Your traveling partners don’t need you!
Especially when it would take only like one percent of my power to beat you!
The sleuthing student moving though straight from the 60s
This dumb fiend may be 15, but ends up looking 50!
So try and hit, your disses miss me, listen to my voice
Like, I’m so amazing, I could beat you with one Zoinks!

Brock:

Your spitting is weak, no surprise though. I could beat this freak with my eyes closed.
Your WB’s Super High joke. I’m Bulldozing you with these tight flows!
His peers and his parents can’t stand him. Constant emotional damages.
I’m helping conquer gods while Rogers is conquering sandwiches!
You gluttonous Munchlax, you’d chomp through anything to get your fill
I studied Pokemon medicine, I’m an expert at things that are ill
From Lillard to West, your films are a mess, so testing me is a poor play
Hide behind the Blue Falcon, 'cause rapping isn't your Forte

Shaggy Vs. Brock

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kBndlkZgME

Holt Voiced By JordoMIB
Swanson Voiced By Matt Raichous
Peralta Voiced By Stark Media
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Thumbnail By Oofie

Holt:

Peralta! Who’s this hairy woodsman in my office?
That pine smell is noxious! He looks so obnoxious!

Jake:

Umm, sir? It’s a rap battle. You’re fighting with disses?

Holt:

Ridiculous! He should know a Captain’s shot never misses!

Ron:

I don’t like you, but I respect the effort
Maybe you should sit this out, don’t think you really wanna get hurt
I’m an expert as a wrecker, or protector, you’ll be busted.
And I hope you’re ready for some Really Good verse Construction

Holt:

I’m the leader of a team, cleaning the streets with precision
While this pigeon isn’t a smidge interested in decisions!
So just listen, all initiative you get goes to waste
So put down the sax, Duke. Silver’s always second place!
Just face it, I’m the greatest in the B99
You’re complacent,  work and laziness walking a fine line
Built up a sense of greatness, but you winning only relates
When you’re ripping through dozens of eggs, like it’s practice for Ann’s place!
And honestly? You’re trying too hard to be anonymous
You’re not some big shot hero: You’re just a common bitch!
No chance that Raymond’s bombing this, I’m obviously better
If I wanted to deal with an old dog, I’d call Cheddar!

Ron:

They gave your cop comedy a spot, but it was wasted
It’s like Mike took his best show and copied and pasted!
Got the lovable dumb lead, the overachieving partner
Sassy and badass women, and the losers, just for starters!
When it comes to spitting harder, I’m blunt with no jokes
Think of this as betting on the ponies, Raymond, ‘cause you’re going broke.
Holt is starting to choke, Velvet Thunder’s a Wet Blanket
Only time you run a track is with your childhood train set

Holt:

Crushing the competition. Is this Jimmie Jabby too?
Try accusing me of cheating, but I’m not Tammy 2!
Not too shabby of a poet, I’m a master with my tone
If you try to spit another verse, you’ll end up BOOOONED

Ron:

Those raps dragged on like your time in uniform did.
I’m so iconic, my stache is always era appropriate
The key to dealing with your bars, is just not listening
To flow so robotic, Twitter thinks a bot’s dissing me
In competition Ron is a General like his namesake
The only time you tried solving a case is when you played Jake!
I’m calling you the Government, you’re crazy and useless
Get your doctor hubby to take a look at your bruises

Raymond Holt Vs. Ron Swanson - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

So, as my way of saying thankyou for all the views and support, I decided to post a second battle this month! A battle about family. And love. And......kicking ass? I don't know. Either way, thank you for everything that you've done. You guys make this possible.


Hank Voiced By Raichous
Red Voiced By Raichous
Thumbnail By SPM1000

BEAT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzu_95-l6DY


Red:(Spoken) My foot is about to write a rap for your ass

Red: The US vet against redneck Ted Cruz
With the can-do of the Red White and Blue, I can’t lose
Maybe get Boomhauser to help ya spit fast
You sell grill fuel because you’re full of hot gas!
Now I won’t sugar coat how I feel about Bobby
The way you raise your son, he’ll turn out to be a commie!
Your animation’s sloppy, you can’t draw out a diss
Judging by your rifle skills, all your shots are gonna miss
I was pulling in laughs, as the grumpy pop
You dragged behind Macfarlene then Fox let you drop!
But I’ll give you a shot, even though I’ll still beat ya
Chance of you winning is as narrow as your urethra
Your problems with Cotton? They're clearly in view
But this is not the first time a Dad’s had issues with you!
You must be on “fish bait” if you think you’ll last
So let’s see you try and rap back, dumbass!

Hank:

God dammit Bobby! What is that racket?
I’m not really thinking Egghead is gonna crack it.
Attacking the mack daddy from Heimlich? Insane!
I’m an expert at ass-kicking. Call that pro pain
Judging how I’m gonna raise my kid ain’t smart
Your boy’s gonna grow up with Venom in his heart
You’re a tasteless racist caricature with a complex
Looks like the Navy man swabbed off his “Top Deck”
You wanna lay a hand on your son? You’re a coward
Having to bully teens just to feel a little power
Anybody coming to you for tips must be crazy.
Maybe you should take advice on how to treat your lady!
What amazes me, despite how you love competing
The cast from your reboot has a better chance at beating me!
You call yourself a man? Can’t fool me in a fight
Red needs to get checked, that boy ain’t right

Red:

Saying I’m not right? Don’t make me laugh!
I’ll give you an adult sized boot in the ass!
This sheepish weak fisted wimp ain’t raw
When the only reaction he has is “Bwaah”!
Still can’t poop? Because you’re so full of crap
So dull on the track, you need your grill for hot raps!
Try to fix your verse, but it’s all in vain
You dropped the ball even harder than your wife off a plane!

Hank:

I think Dale would’ve made more sense with rhymes
You must've sat in  "The Circle" ‘fore spitting a line!
You never really think before going off with hasty words.
Red’s such a dog, he should face Ladybird!
And try to talk shop about my kin? Just can it.
You’re picking favorites in the family dynamic!
I’ve had it with this asshole, you need to shut up.
Did the King of the Hill keep his crown? Yup.

Red Forman Vs. Hank Hill - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Sheldon Voiced By Matt Raichous
Spencer Voiced By  RaccoonBroVA
Thumbnail By Oofie
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Additional Help By Cri and Anthony Rigatanthoni


BEAT: Old School Slim Shady Type Beat / Weird Funny Hip Hop Rap Beat "Kiss My Ass" Prod. ILL Fortune





Sheldon:

Leonard! Did you call the FBI?
Looks like Quantico sent the OCD P.I.
I would be impressed by your skills on the street
But they won’t help you find how I kill the beat(Bazinga)
I got lyrical theory, scientifically I’m superior
Check the Emmys I got, your show is just inferior
You were growing up delirious, a schizophrenic time bomb
Show was such a bygone, it’s being preached by my mom
You use science as a gimmick
For the magic that you use to fail to pick up women
And It should be a given, getting the fans adoring
But somehow you can make chasing criminals boring
You think I’m jealous, you captured tons of felons?
While I’m still here pulling crowds as Young Sheldon
But I should probably tell him in this match, I got this
My raps are so addicting, you can call them dilaudid.

Spencer:

Hotch? Rossi? This doesn’t seem right.
The MO of our guy says he doesn’t like to fight
But he’s actually here. Trying to get me riled
You wanna play games? Let’s start the profile
A wordy nerd pushing up into his 30s
Ego makes him think he’s worthy, but in truth he’s undeserving
Of a flurry of appraisal his fans just overused
Like the laugh track you abuse to tell them they’re amused!
For us geeks, friends are hard to find.
Which is why it’s baffling you insult yours all the time
I was tortured and shot, needing a cane to walk
But that wasn’t as painful as listening to you talk
Thinking you’re the Apex human is confusing
I drop bombs like Garner, you got twice his delusions!
I push passed my fears, you run away when you’re frightened
You’re Friends with Flags? Time to throw up the white one

Sheldon:

Sorry Reid, I’m disproving your theory
Think you make an impact, let’s look back at our series
(Heh heh) In less time I was made into an icon
Comedy even tighter than the sweater vests you try on
Tried proving your tough, but not effective
When your whole crew treats you like the junior detective
You strive to find happiness just to watch it all end
Left a hole in your heart and your dead girlfriend

Spencer:

You can claim that my life is a tragedy
But really if you ask me, the only thing that’s sad to see
Is you actually convince some lonely girl to marry you
Surprised you didn’t flee, Smarter guys are always scaring you!
And you’ll need more than catchphrases to faze me
It’s crazy they let your show’s writing be lazy
So as you fame fades, there’s no point in faking it
This win isn’t your spot, ‘cause I’m the one taking it

Sheldon Cooper Vs. Spencer Reid - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

diablo453 as Jane the Killer
RLYoshi as Jeff the Killer

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
JANE THE KILLER!
VS!
JEFF THE KILLER!
BEGIN!

Jane:
I'm very flaming hot, so prepare to feel a second burn
Looks like I finally found you Jeff, now prepare for your worst
You got beaten up by bullies, HA! what a laugh
Your skin matches your white hoodie, and you look like crap!
This battle will end faster than the birthday party
I'll make you suffer for what you did to me, so you better say you're sorry
I will rip out your guts like how you did to me at the doctor
And I can’t not wait for you to meet my sharp ass chopper

Jeff:
I am Jeff the Killer, I’m better than Jack the Ripper
I don't understand why I'm battling against a stripper
Don’t be so grumpy and put a smile on your face
You’re a rip-off of me, that is why you’re a disgrace
Your black eyes make you look like Void of Vision
Now why don’t you shut the fuck up and get back in the kitchen
You’re coming for me till the end? bitch please! I killed my parents
I'll kill you twice, remember when I jumped over the fence?

Jane:
If you are reading this, then prepare to make a frown
I’ll make you drown, and push you on the wall to go down
You punched a teen in the heart? and then you got hurt?
My disses are like the birthday party, YOU JUST GOT BURNED!
I'm glad you got no eyelids, cause look at how bad you're looking
Time to burn some rotten flesh, guess who I'm cooking?
Dont go to sleep cause you wont wake up, you're in for a thriller
I’m coming for you, sleep well, Signed: Jane the Killer

Jeff:
Not satisfied on the little makeover I gave you?
HAHA you're just a women! Whats the worst you can do?
You can't even kill anyone cause you fucking suck
Jeff is the real killer in these parts so good luck
I hear you're crushing on me Jane, just give in already
I’ll rip you up and turn you into fucking birthday confetti
This battle has just ended, and I've finally had enough
Now how about you go to sleep... so you'll never wake up

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Jeff the Killer vs Jane the Killer. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

Click "read more" for lyrics and casting information.

I would like to apologize for the length of this one. I wanted to get something good uploaded for Halloween, and I couldn't trust myself with a longer battle because of my terrible time management and motivation recently. If I do plan to make another battle, I will make it longer than this.

YouTube Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QBuoMTB8Eg

Miss Shellah as Yuno Gasai
VinnyO as Jeff the Killer

Yuno Gasai:
Let’s settle this, you and me, I’ll leave my diary behind
Your taste in beauty proves you’d still be blind without shutting your eyes
You weren’t worth shit before killing, you hoodie wearing emo bitch 
I’d hope to burn you with my lines but I guess that Randy beat me to it
When people want me out of sight, they always run, and it’s foolish
When you’re wanted out of sight, people just close Google Images
I’ve been mastering murder before you moved to your neighborhood
And I’ll leave you lyrically caged and seeing stars, is that understood?

Jeff the Killer:
Such bullshit waifu material, makes me wanna yawn-dere
So I’ll leave you shocked and angry like when Yuki kissed Akise
Emphasizing on my skills, making my deadliness apparent
Then you’ll feel an even worse pain than when you locked up your parents
I got a plan worse than the ninth, but my rapping is the bomb
Blowing up your relationship and your Hunger Games knockoff
I’m here lurking in these shadows, take one step and then you’ll die 
I’ll make sure Yuki’s in safe hands, when he shuts his sleepy eyes

Yuno Gasai:
Oh I’m scared, you seem experienced in the shadows… of The Joker
You’re the spawn of every fan fiction of online story failures
With all that girly hair and makeup, you can call yourself attractive 
But you’ll never be as beautiful as much as Yuki is!

Jeff the Killer:
You’re spewing lies like my mother, and it really hurts my smile
But you’re looking sort of tired, why don’t you rest for a while
Rest your head and go to sleep, you’d be better off dead
Because who says that a dead end can’t also be a happy end?

Cover art drawn by RiderRiven

Yuno Gasai vs Jeff The Killer

Yuno Gasai vs Jeff The Killer - Rap Battle

Smosh Games Vs Normal Boots

Epic Rap Battles Of Cartoons Vs Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles Original

William has tiks vs The Tik tock

WvsW flowtest

Notch Vs Scott but its zander

Swoldow EVGRB as Teddiursa
Michael/Stark Media as Cubchoo
MetaMachine as Pancham
Vladimyr P. as Stufful

Beat by Allrounda
Written by Raichous
Mixed by Raichous

-LYRICS-
TEDDIURSA
Here comes the Little Bear to spit some honey sweet rhymes
I represent Pokemon from back when it was in its prime
Getting Gold and Silver while you’re losing in this fight
Let me be Crystal clear, this battle isn’t Black and White
If you want a real fight, come to Johto to blow
You won’t take me down with your icy cold flow
While I’m hanging with the Pichu Brothers, having a Picnic
You’re chilling in Kalos dealing with your sickness

CUBCHOO
If you really wanna win, it’d take a miracle
Your raps are unBEARable, and your lyrics aren’t lyrical
For a Pokemon who claims to have hot flows
Your verse drooped more than the mucus from my nose
And my flow may be frozen, but at least I’m in motion
To cause some commotion, with an icy explosion
You won’t stand a chance when you’re stuck in a blizzard
I hope you’ve stored food, cuz I’m bringing the Winter

PANCHAM
Hope you’re ready to scrap, cuz I’m feeling real playful
How can you win if your lyrics are glacial
I’m Breaking the Mold with my Iron Fist
Stepping out of the mist, with a Dark Fighting twist
Cuz this Panda’s the Champ, I can not be beaten
I’m one of a kind, while you’re remade and cheapened
I’m the most loved of the bear Pokemon
You’re worth even less than the leaf that I chew on

STUFFUL
Oh, stuff it already, Pancham you’re not tough
Teddiursa is basic, Cubchoo needs a flush
Your rhymes are all stuffed, with filler and fluff
I see three cubs who are going to get crushed
Appearances are deceiving, you’d best not ignore me
Cuz once I start flailing, you’ll all faint before me
You’d better brace for impact from this bear
If you think you’re not scared then you better Bewear

Pokebear Royale

Thumbnail by Nooby

Vladimyr P. as Jeff the Killer
Raichous as The Joker

Written by Raichous
Mixed by Vladimyr P.

-LYRICS-
JOKER
Let's introduce a little anarchy, make things a little stranger
While I'm facing you, I'm completely unendangered
You're a sleep deprived teen who’s ripped off my look
and unlike the bat, I won't do this by the book
If you couldn't take a bully then how can you face me
I've been duping the bat ever since the 1940's
I'll put you in the ground with a super-move combo
After all, you're nothing more than an emo

JEFF
Another killer clown? Oh boy, how original
The idea that you could even win is inexplicable
You're just a class clown while I'm a true killer
hell, your rapping is no better than Leto's scene filler
I'm the guy who makes people cower and cry
While you're behind a counter selling big macs and fries
You're the type of clown to be a party entertainer
Now Go to Sleep Joker, cuz I win, it's a no brainer

-DOWNLOAD LINKS-
Jeff the Killer vs. The Joker- https://picosong.com/wARch
Karaoke- https://picosong.com/wARcp

Thanks for Watching!!

Jeff the Killer vs. The Joker

Thumbnail by Raichous

Raichous as Gengar
Ultima as Altaria

Beat by Dansonn and Marsad Men 
Written by Raichous
Mixed by Raichous

-LYRICS-
GENGAR
I see a bumbling bird ready to lose to a spirit
Don’t go on about your typing I don’t wanna hear it
I made it into Pokken, the number one ghost of all
While you’re stuck between the walls of a game of Pinball 

ALTARIA
Coming down from Cloud Nine with a Natural Cure
To sweep away this slimy shadow’s soul so impure
My dragon type isn’t pseudo, I’m the strongest flyer you know 
I haven’t seen a creature design so lame since Sudowoodo
 
MEGA GENGAR
Your pseudo-dragon hits don’t stand to my icy punches 
Face the Shadow Pokemon, and you’re going to get punished
What’s the matter Altaria, you’re looking Swa-Blue
Maybe it’s the chill of knowing that I have defeated you

MEGA ALTARIA
Like a shadow in the dark, You’re overlooked and unimportant
And despite what you think, my popularity’s enormous
You’re the first ghost Pokemon, but that's no more than a label
This fight’d be better if your spot was taken by Clefable

-LINKS-
Download the Battle- https://picosong.com/wAKQn
Here's the Beat- https://picosong.com/wAKQe

THANKS FOR LISTENING!

Gengar vs. Altaria

Thumbnail by Raichous

Freshy Kanal as Doctor Octopus
Well Teknically as The Vulture
Zawesome as Electro
Mancha as Kraven the Hunter
FynnRedKirby as Mysterio
Light as The Sandman

Beat by 2Deep
Written by Raichous
Mixed by Raichous

-LYRICS-
DOC
Is this my opponent? May I request another
This buzzards costume is comprised of garbage from a gutter
Oh well, I suppose this old bat is good practice
Though he’s much more annoying than that god damned arachnid!
Your intellect could never match the great Otto Octavius
All you do is steal, thus why ‘Vulture’ is your alias
Your own inventions made you ill, Adrian, that’s pathetic
Now fly away hide with your avian aesthetic.

VULTURE
If you want to win you’ll have to try harder than that
I may have cancer but at least my ego isn’t fat
Clearly you don’t have the strongest grip on ornithology
And unlike you I’m not a slave to my technology
Face off against me, and I’ll lay you in your Toomes
If not for those arms you’d be stuck in a test room
You may be lazy, but brilliant doesn’t fit your description
Mark this down as the day an elder beat you to submission

ELECTRO
Electro is here and I’m charged to the Max!
I’ll use my rhymes to taze and incapacitate you hacks
Just look who I’m up against, oldie and chubbs
I’d invite you to win, but that’s for an exclusive club
I see a geek with six arms and some bird that he’s been mocking
These two geezers are losing, it's not very shocking
In all honesty, you’re poor excuses for villains
Now leave knowing you both just lost to Max Dillon!

KRAVEN
Sergei is here, and he’s Kraven a Hunt
Though you’re not worthy prey if I’m being upfront
You all need enhancements, I rely on my skills
And more often than not I’m the one who gets the kill
As a man of Russian Royalty, with a brilliant mind
I could easily capture any man of your kind
This shall be my last hunt as I rip out your organs
Now I must leave as I have succumb to boredom

MYSTERIO
You may have thought you won, but that’s merely an illusion
As your lyrical proficiencies are far from profusion
I’m a master of Robotics and Special Effects expert
Compared to me, the rest of you are nothing more than jesters
Half of you are animals, the other half children 
Being intelligent doesn’t mean your plans are gilded
Now I shall put you all underneath a deep hypnosis 
With the snap of my fingers, you’ll all submit to your psychosis

SANDMAN
I’m here to make my Marko, for better or for worse
You guys gotta realize that all these powers are a curse
You don’t have to be bad just because you’re mutated
I’ve gone down that path, and eventually you’ll hate it
Not a night goes by where I don’t think of what I don’t think of what I did
All I ever wanted was to be there for my kid
Honestly, I shouldn’t have proceeded without caution
I never wanted this, but I had no other option

I originally wanted to release parts one and two of the Sinister Six Royale a week apart from each other, but casting for part two has been hell, and I didn't want to keep forcing everyone who recorded for part one to wait for me to get off of my ass and cast the final characters (which I have, mind you, I just have to get their audio back)
I hope you all enjoyed! Hopefully part two is out by next month! (no promises though)

Thanks For Listening!

[THIS BATTLE HAS BEEN REPOSTED BECAUSE I HAD TO CUT DOWN THE LINGERING BEAT AFTER THE FINAL RAPPER]

Sinister Six Royale pt.1

Thumbnail by Raichous
Beat by Dansonn
Written and Mixed by Raichous

Raichous as Captain America
Raichous as The Soldier

-LYRICS-
CAP
Ten hut, Soldier, show some respect
This is one Civil War that you’re going to regret
After a decade you’re game is stuck on the shelf
Alongside with the medals that you awarded to yourself
There’s a reason that the army would let you join the corps
Illegal genicide doesn’t make you a hero of war
Your only important as Expiration Date’s McGuffin
Now, make your final wish before you kick the bucket

SOLDIER
If fighting will result in your victory, you must fight!
Keep those words in mind as you walk toward the light
I’m a valiant Soldier, serving my country
While you were being used as Uncle Sam’s circus monkey
You and your Avengers need to learn some discipline
Cuz I’d still beat the crap out of every single one of them
Your communistic ass is gonna get shipped to China
Cuz you lost citizenship as soon as you hailed Hydra

CAP
You regard yourself highly for a rogue Jane Doe
How can you see to fight when your helmet’s so low
It’s dangerous to have obstructed vision in the field  
Since you won’t see when I bounce your rockets back with my shield
You’re a war criminal, and now you’re paying the price
When you accepted this match you truly showed your vice
You describe your career like a bad fever dream
It’s no wonder you die when we’re met with your team!

SOLDIER
Rocket jumping to the top, get on my level Cap
This ain’t a charity, pull yourself up by your bootstraps
You’ve got me riled up, I’m erasing this stain
Make like your pal Bucky, hop off of this Pain Train
Stand at attention, while I kick your ass
Beat you from above, Market Garden you into the grass
About face, maggot! March out of this fight!
Before I have to blast you back into the ice

Thanks For Listening!

Captain America vs. The Soldier

Vladimyr P. as Jeff the Killer
Nekomancer as Jack the Ripper
Written by Nekomancer, Adroitwhiz, ColeDaCole, and Vladimyr P.
Chiseled by Adroitwhiz
Thumbnail by Nekomancer
Mixed by Vladimyr P.

Jeff the Killer:
It seems we’re Pole-ar opposites, Kosminski; while Im an unknown killer dissolved
youre a fraudulent synonym, overhyped with a mystery thats been solved!
I guess Leather Apron here confused the brothel for this battle track
This sloppy coward always hops away, like if his name was Spring-heeled Jack!
I take mom and Ripper apart, what makes you think I Wood not handle this?
When you couldnt hold a light to my flame if you jumped over your candlesticks?!
This pervert turns a prosti-to a corpse; Im sure youd letter (let her) burn “From Hell”
But I turn Whitechapel crimson without a need for one single yell

Jack the Ripper:
I already kill sex workers, why must I face ATTENTION whores this time?
Who would rather burn faces than face burns and deliver them in rhyme?
But if my sleep is what he wants, then Im afraid that wish cannot remain
Because the Ripper never rests when theres a new target to his name!
You would think that they could blink at another edgy cliche in the bin
But your emo fans come and fail to do so, like your eyelids
Yet now you stand alone, fading to the wiki as a relic
Lonesome and dead when your feelings are hurt.
Just like your parents.

Jeff the Killer:
Id adhere my own command; that verse really did make me snooze!
Youre all hung up on these girls but you should be hung from a noose
“Victorian” becomes an antonym; to this matchups gravity you were blind,
yet when it comes to sightless Jacks, we all would prefer my own kind!

Jack the Ripper:
I leave your sleepers to stay awake, preferring architectural Gothics
This blokes from suicidal 4chan macros, yet now Im the one truly toxic!
Yet if youre as angsty and cowardly as a REAL high schoolers brawl,
Then Ill make it even, pick up the phone mate;
Weve got better Killers on the call.

Adroit as Eyeless Jack
Evan as Zodiac Killer

Eyeless Jack:
Its Eyeless Jack here, but enough with introductions
Because Boxman's my target, and hes looking quite scrumptious
Crack Zodiac and his cyphers, one step forward and your turf breaks
Since youre the most pathetic threat to California since the earthquakes!
Im not usually one to play with my food, but youre tasteless
Dry and lacking every single flow… like your state is
Did this map get mirrored? Because, even when Eyeless, I see
This western Zodiacs not merely Cancer; he seems to be nought but a Monkey!

Zodiac Killer:
This is the Zodiac questioning: who am I against this time around?
So many cliches here, Im shocked he hasnt called this rhyme profound!
You couldnt Farraday in the Bay, only useful for organ harvestation
Went from sending letters to pulling numbers; you couldn't finish your operation
You just broke kid's knees and kidneys, holding no sort of a threat
While I killed dozens with this .45 while wielding twice the BPM!
Load up a bullet, unload on a bloke, there's no mercy cap to attacking back
We’re of different calibres--Zodiac: 38, Jack: jack.

Eyeless Jack:
A gunman Jacking people’s vehicles thinks he’s unique in landing this?
Your state’s had enough of your kind in fucking Los Angeles!

Zodiac Killer:
You’re one to talk; you’re the fiftieth hooded edgelord maiming kids
I’ll drop the inferior Jack as fast as his own creator did

Jeff the Killer:
I’m in need of some more bleach when you bring your rhymes so full of filler
As you two memes are forgotten; we inspired all kinds of killers!

Jack the Ripper:
Keep your copypasta fame, while we continue every writer’s terror
And while you die as fictional trends, our legacy lives forever

[please never listen to my old battles] JACK THE RIPPER vs JEFF THE KILLER || Modern vs Classic - #2

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