These impressions are suprisingly accurate.

Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

Voices by Me.

The Blackwatch undead mercenary, Reaper, takes on the "greatest" villain in the galaxy, Lord Hater, in the first installment of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles.
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► Lord Hater and Reaper played by
Mathew Swift

►Beat produced by 
Valentine Productions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liX_tMsh6h4

►Written by 
Mathew Swift

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift
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Lyrics:

Reaper:
Pleasure to make your acquaintance, Lord Hater.
When I'm through with you, I'll be the true Dominator,
Death walks among you, yet I am superior,
You're just a cowardly man-child, who’s inferior,
Back from the grave, as well as my rhymes,
I can take out your Watchdogs, eight rounds at a time!
I’m running the show, so why do you resist?
But now I’m Wandering, why do you even exist?

Lord Hater:
WHAT?!
I’m the harbinger of doom, so get out of my way!
At least I'm not the guy who got roasted by Harambe,
A word of advice, that will soon, come in handy,
Grim, have you tried using Billy or Mandy?
With my scary lightning bolts, and my torture mega mix,
My raps will overshadow you, like 76.
My song will pierce your soul, like Evil Sandwich on a skewer,
WHO IS THE UNIVERSE'S ULTIMATE EVILDOER?

Reaper:
Quit jacking off to Awesome, and face my Death Blossom,
I'm not done roasting you or perhaps you've forgotten,
You may have came first, but I'm new and improved,
Your sound like a troll, that even Disney disapproved,
If you think you winning, it’s better off if you yield,
You’re used to using Peepers as a human shield,
My goals are for vengeance, yours is personal gain,
With my shotguns equipped, you'll be conquering a world of pain,

Lord Hater:
Aww, What's the matter, Reaper? Are you feeling Bloo?
Better watch where you Shadow Step, if I were you,,
You’re a mercenary, that deals heavy-duty damage,
But don’t you make me angry, or I might be going salvage!
You’re just another Wanderer, but I’m your Widowmaker
When there’s hate in my bones, I’ll be your undertaker!
Even with your Wraith Form, you can’t hide from me,
Cause I’M THE GREATEST IN THE GALAXY!

Reaper VS Lord Hater - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

Welcome to Episode Two. Today, the terrific athlete Homestar Runner takes on the ditzy sister of The Loud House, Leni Loud, in this episode of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles.
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CREDITS

► Homestar Runner, voiced by
JMB
https://www.youtube.com/user/justinmikebuckner

► Leni Loud, voiced by
Elsie Lovelock/SweetPoffin
https://www.youtube.com/user/SweetPoffin

► Strong Sad, voiced by 
Mathew Swift

Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Edited by
?????

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
https://strawpoll.com/wes81zs

Homestar Runner VS Leni Loud - Single

Homestar Runner VS Leni Loud - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

Welcome to Episode Three of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles!

Today, the dancing demon himself, Bendy, will face off against Nintendo's #2, Luigi!
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CREDITS

► Bendy, voiced by
JMB 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiAwj3X-2xmeq1LhJ6K4W4Q

► Luigi, voiced by 
Mathew Swift
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Production:

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Dani Frias, Henry Jones, R, Red

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
https://strawpoll.com/7dcyb7e

Bendy VS Luigi - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

In this episode of WCRB, Rick Sanchez, from Rick and Morty, takes on Futurama's resident genius, Hubert Farnsworth.

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CREDITS


► Farnsworth and Zoidberg, voiced by
 Mathew Swift

► Rick Sanchez, and Giant-Head voiced by
Mathew Swift
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Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Dani Frias, Henry Jones, Dean Falcon

► Beat produced by
Valentine & MrK Productions

► Edited by


► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12949991
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Lyrics:

Farnsworth:
Good news, everyone, from the thirtieth century,
I’ve gone back in time to rewrite Sanchez’s history!
I run the Planet Express, where we deliver dope rhymes,
Your raps are more disastrous than your Potion #9.
Even Zoidberg is not as bad as your grandson, Morty, (Hooray!)
You’re just a Tiny Rick, while I’m 140!
You lost your years of improv, what’s going on in your mind?
You’re just like Doc Brown, but all his charm, left behind!

Rick:
You wanna talk shit, then you came to the right guy!
Bend this whack-job in half, and then I’ll leave you deep-Fry-ed
How can you even speak with your ugly old-man flaps?
At least we’re original, you’re a Simpsons cash-grab!
Drop the beat, Morty, cause it’s time to get Schwifty!
You got cancelled twice, yet noone gives a shitty!
You thought you can outsmart the galaxy’s smartest mammal?
Here’s a word of advice, Hubert, lick, lick, lick my balls!

Farnsworth:
Well, bend your head over, and raise your posterior,
With my expendable crew, you both will be inferior,
Just pocket up your Mortys, I’m bending all the rules
I mean, your Season 3 premiere aired on April Fools!
You’ve destroyed the government, over Teriyaki sauce?
If that’s your storyline, it’s an automatic loss!
How about you throw the fight, take your portal gun, and run?
But in every Rick-ality, I’m always #1!

Rick:
it's getting weird when you think you can win this,
Your relationship with Mom is a definite miss,
You suck ass like Jerry, but I made him go away!
I’ve made my Big Score, leaving this douche astray!
Rip you apart like Gazorpazorp, better pay your woes!
And that’s the waaaaaaay the news goes!
I’ll beat you with Mr. Meeseeks, and butter-passing bots,
EVen the giant head is saying...

Cromulon:
SHOW ME WHAT YOU’VE GOT!

Farnsworth:
You wanna know what I’ve got? Years of experience!
And with my galactic starship, we’re the Fast and the Furious!
Go back to Blitz and Chitz, where it’s your only safe-haven!
I’ll be leaving this battle, like you left C-137!

Rick:
Morty has less of an annoying voice, we’re Adult Swim’s best
I’ll bend your flow like Bender, and leave your crew impressed!
We could’ve been Two Brothers, but you would have no effect,
Go back to delivery, this geriatric just got Riggity-Wrecked!

Rick Sanchez VS Professor Farnsworth - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

In celebration of the N-Sane Trilogy, set to release on June 30th, 2017, the orange marsupial, Crash Bandicoot, faces off against his old, fire-breathing friend, Spyro, in the fifth addition of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles!

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CAST

► Crash Bandicoot, voiced by
Fle
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCur4uGqKrsKTgw4ht7PKDeQ?view_as=subscriber

► Spyro, voiced by 
Eddiefrb
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzeVric_Vra1xgQzMQKj_aw
https://twitter.com/DiamondDaybreak
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Production
 
► Written by
Mathew Swift, R, DCRaps, Henry Jones 
 
► Beat produced by
Kustom
 
► Edited by
 ?????
 
► Audio Mixed by 
Mathew Swift
 
WHO WON?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13061953

Crash Bandicoot VS Spyro the Dragon - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

GamingPlush64 as Salad Fingers
Vladimyr P. as Bobby Yeah

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
BOBBY YEAH
AGAINST
SALAD FINGERS
BEGIN

(0:22) Salad Fingers:
Welcome to rap little chap, today you sail on my ship
Ovens on, fire up, I’ll take you on a another trip
Through a world of slaughter, red water, body horror,
In order to corner this low life thief explorer.
You’re an awkward little Garçon, aren’t ya’ little Bobby?
It’s quite Naughty to be touching EVERYTHING for a hobby
And what you utter makes me shudder since you’re nothing but a bluffer
So take your pain porridge, or you’ll end up with a Glass Brother

(0:43) Bobby Yeah:
Take on an animal like me, and this Great War will go south
So it’s time that I shine; to wash the Firth out of your Mouth
And with your ‘orgasmic’ gestures; will leave you with more than a splinter
That will allow me to stop the motion of your middle finger.
You’ve lingered on for too long so you best be prepared
When fingered pawns start to bawl "Don’t Hug me .I’m Scared!"
Andrew-Hands will be back to his cupboard in despair
When transmissions tell him he missed his mark by a hair

(1:05) Salad Fingers:
I like rusty spoons but I don’t like you
And your rain rusted raps taste like soot and poo,
This Eraserhead may have awards that he had “found”
Before your conception, I put animation in the new-ground
The people chilled to the bones, they went where no one else goes,
And they dared to press a button… that was my videos
The story of how I was hexed made them all perplexed
And now it’s written in text, and your loss will be next

(1:27) Bobby Yeah:
I am very sick from the soup that I spit
Try to toss your salad raps, but MY bucket won’t be kicked
Don’t try to sneak out your intentions through the red wall
Because I'm watching you there, and this face sees all
Daddy’s fame delusions from the house to the sewers
Makes you puppeter everyone, right down to your viewers
You will see the blueLight when I distribute this immigrant
The disses that Caillou deserves for being family belligerent

(1:49) Salad Fingers:
I’ll be the one to push your buttons in this Picnic to spit licks
I think I may have miss-clicked on this wannabe dick flick
You managed to get a-head, but by the very last scene
You’ll find a fate much worse than a blade from a guillotine.

(2:00) Bobby Yeah:
The meaning of my fever dreams is forever being disputed
While fan-theories had figured out the nightmares you executed
This battle was a reflection, do you know which side you’re on?
Here’s a hint: Another flesh-boy victory’s stolen and gone.

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad, Ryan Tillotson, Dani Frias, and GamingPlush64
Mixed Audio / Effects by Vlad
Beat Producer: 2Deep
Cover Art Creator: Vlad

Bobby Yeah vs Salad Fingers. Sinister Rap Battles

Welcome back to X Rap Battles. It's been quite a while. Three months to be exact. But now, we've returned.

Light as Gambit
Vladimyr P. as Yugi Muto

Written by Jugheadjay, Bork, and MetaMachine

--Lyrics--

Gambit:
Handling Gambit's quite the... well, it's in the name, kid.
Cards on the table, step out of granddaddy's basement!
Face it, you're Ash Ketchum, minus the balls.
Ask Apocalypse! I make pyramids fall!
Looking at this battle, I think I'll double down.
Another lame anime hero battling struggles? Wow.
You've got no tricks up the sleeve when facing this foe!
Looks like the King of Games just met his ace in the hole!

Yugi Muto:
Time to... d-d-d-d-duel!
This can't be! I mean, that verse was so boring, man.
You best go back to being forgotten in X-Men Origins!
Try to beat a king, but Wolverine's shadow’s where you’re at,
Cause when people hear “Remy”, they think of the other rat!
LaBeau, you’re no foe! Your...rapping is so-so!
Matched...against a Muto, best...whip out your bō, bro!
Your comics? Forgotten! The spotlight? I’m rockin’!
Call your X-friends in before you’re bluffing in a coffin!
I could outmatch any magic tricks that this fool musters,
But a mutant moron? I thought that I was done with Duel Monsters!
My skills are indestructible, while your life is dysfunctional!
You can call me your girlfriend because I’m untouchable!

Gambit:
If you’re trying to throw this fight, then I’d have to give a bravo,
Cause unlike your TV shows, you’re not hard to follow.
You have no effect on me, I’m past your fight level!
My eyes and rhymes burn red, I’m the white devil!
I’m nicking victories in spades! Better keep your chin up!
I’m packing a full deck, you’re stuck on 52-pickup!
So attack all you want, go and activate your trap cards,
The truth is, Yugi, you simply lack heart!

Yugi Muto:
This wannabe-hero hobo tries to spit flamin’ bars,
But he couldn’t be hot, even if Channing Tatum stars!
You and I cannot compare! (Oh!) This matchup isn’t fair! (Oh!)
Another peasant failed to overtake the mighty Pharaoh!


Thank you for listening!

Hint for next time: 
"Batman vs Robin"

Gambit vs. Yugi Muto - X Rap Battles #8.

Back at it with a new battle between the crazed up animal heroes, Sonic and Crash! 

Iris as Crash
Jacob as Sonic

Crash: 
Didn’t mean to Crash the scene, just wanted to splatter this Egg, man!
But it won’t take much to shock a Flash in the pan
Don’t chuckle on the track, or you’ll get hit by my Knuckles
Since you’re best line of defense against my flow is a bubble!
Got so many fakers, which ones are on your team?
The one with the high IQ or the one who’s too edgy?
So let’s cause some Chaos, I’ll snap your Emeralds like Sticks!
You’re used to Tails between your legs if we’re going off your fanfics!

Sonic:
So I traveled from the past to face Bugs Bunny’s orange rat?
You’ve ripped parties and karts from Mario, why not steal the bat?
I’ll Spin Dash this hack of the trend that I started
Only time you really Struck Back was your cameo in Uncharted
I’ll face this lazy mutation in race and split the track
You may have inspired Daxter, but that doesn’t mean you can spit Jak!
Your company’s N. Sane direction got you some bad D-pad controls
Run the reviews, they say that I’m your Dark Souls!

Crash: 
It’s an Adventure for your fans to dig through all your garbage discs
Maybe win the Olympics to show us you can spit quick
Take it classic or modern, I’ll still beat a blue porcupine
You get Boom Bashed by the critics, and I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout your redesign!

Sonic:
Warped out on Wumpa fruit, now everything you have is left in the dust
You need guns and chemicals for you to have a decent boss
You’re hyping your fans up on reboots, so let me tell you the truth
People only give crap ‘bout you only to see Tawna’s b-

Crash:
Your fanbase is full of furries, with fans jerking to their OC’s!
Ratings bombed with Forces and the same goes for your movie!
But it seems you’re used to all of your games flopping hard 
Since that you’re running the track worse than you did in Sonic R!

Sonic:
All of your Skylander friends couldn’t give you a new flow
‘Cause in the rap, games, and brain, it seems You’re Too Slow!
Mr. Cortex’s vortex is what plummets your games and sales charts
You’ve bombed your verses harder than your Nitro Kart!

Beat by Hollywood Legend Beats
Thumbnail by Lauren
Written by Rabi (with some help from Henry and fightmarker)
Mixed by Jacob
Discord: https://discord.gg/7zkFFd

disclaimer: no more schedule lmao

Sonic the Hedgehog Vs Crash Bandicoot - CVGRB

After what seems like over a year, WCRB returns with an all new battle for 2019. Here, we have the cynical Tom, from Eddsworld, taking on our favourite wrestle-man, Strong Bad.
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► Tom, voiced by 
Erin
https://soundcloud.com/bruhmomentnumber3

► Strong Bad and Suction Cup Man, voiced by
 Mathew Swift
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Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

► Album Art by
AaronGPeters

WHO WON?
https://strawpoll.com/kr56gkae
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Lyrics:

Strong Bad:
“Dear Strong Bad, I wonder if you might,
Challenge Tom from Eddsworld to a rap fight?”
I’ll do you one better, so sit back in your seat,
I’ll make this asdf-noobie lie in defeat!
I’m Dangeresque, so dangerous, have you ever met a man so lustrous?
There's a reason I wear this mask, man, I'm always so mysterious!
Hey, European, yer a bein’ a total crap face!
You should have stayed abducted and left out into space!

Tom: 
Well, between you and me, I don't really do abductions,
But it seems to me that you don't really do competitions,
There's no way out of this, no Cheat sheet on this test,
I'll put a brutal end to Rey Mysterio’s Peasant's Quest!
You started on Mario Paint, and became a sleeper hit?
Man, I'm incredibly drunk, but even I can tell that's bullshit!
If you’re not acting vain like Matt, I'll make myself clear,
Why don't you make like Christmas, and come back once a year?

Strong Bad: 
It’s called Decemberween, get it right, man!
I believe it's Muffin Time for you to forfeit the fight, man!

Tom: 
Coming from someone, lost in his own imagination?
Whose ego is almost as big as his own “nation?”

Strong Bad: 
Trogdor can't compare when I'm spittin’ hot fire!
The Population loves me, you should just re-Tire!
Too lazy, too cynical to do a simple task,
Wanna play Thy Rapper Man? YOU CAN’T GET YE FLASK!

Tom: 
You expect me to love you? Nah, I'll just leave you hangin’,
Singing a twenty-year old song about a crudely drawn dragon.
I've got an email for you, I hope it's not a tall order,
“Dear Strong Bad, you should go back to the border!”

Announcer:
WHO WON??? WHO’S...

Suction Cup Man (speaking):
Not so fast, fuckheads!

Announcer:
Wait, who are you?

Suction Cup Man (speaking):
I’m Suction Cup Man! Why wasn't I invited to this battle? Oh well, guess I'll invite myself, then!

Suction Cup Man: 
I’m smudging up yer rap battle, what’s it look like, dumbass?
You depend on the golden days, your virtual pizzaz?
I’m climbing up your tower, mastering flow,
Cause I’m Suction Cup Man, LOOK AT ME GO!
Look at you, Nacho Libre, answering email,
Yet you haven’t attracted one, single female,
And you, Tommy boy, you’re nuthin’ but a hurdle,
I see a better rapping opponent in Mine Turtle. (Mine Turtle: Hello!)
Your animation’s crappy, Strong Bad’s was affordable,
How’s your friends, Tom? Oh, that wasn't re-Tord-ical!
While you two were snoozin’ and maybe masturbatin’,
I’ve been to Hell and back, and I’m teamin’ up with Satan!
You both are North Korea - just fuckin’ horrible,
It's out with the old, in with the new, when I get lyrical!
I’m the hero that all business dummies should fear!
There, I wrote you a rap song, fuck you guys, I’m outta here!

Strong Bad VS Tom - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season Two

Welcome to what I guess is the first episode of Lame-Ass Rap Battles! (Pac-Man vs WHG’s getting delayed, sorry.) Today we have a battle of evil artificial clones with Metal Sonic vs DoodleBob. Enjoy!

Commander Jacob as Metal Sonic
GamingPlush64 as DoodleBob
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Written by Commander Jacob and GamingPlush64
Produced by Smoke

Lyrics

Metal Sonic:
I’ve my target acquired: a reckless sketch his builder ditched
Aka stick-legged freak spewing epileptic gibberish 
Got a chaotic flow that's aimed at you, well ain’t it brutal?
They put a mic-killing monster against a janky Frankendoodle
Your pencil and place in battle’s number two, so you're in trouble
Reduced to bootleg merch. Now I’m popping your RedBubble
The bad-ass Badnik’s giving him a bad nick and leaving him hurt
Hypothesis: your magic pencil still can’t write out a decent verse

DoodleBob:
You think you’re cool, but you just got me annoyed, boy
So make your next form a better rapper, son of a nyoy nyoy!
Can't stand this toy's noise. Got the slave of aluminum stressin’
But things get sketchy when you enter the Doodle Dimension
Going mach-5, but not even good enough for ‘06, man. You can’t withstand
That a neo nazi’s boutta get damned. Line him up and strike a bowling ball through this tin can
Or I’ll bust out the lead if you tryna gra-fight. So now what?
I oughta call it a draw, Eggbreath already screwed your mouth shut

Metal Sonic:
You act tough, but something you never considered
I’d be more intimidated facing Jellyfish Squidward
You from the shredder or printer? Either way, I’ll have you slashed through
But back to dimensions, your rhymes and design barley have 2
Locate a sharpener if you think on a track you can beat me. Don’t make me repeat
The elite machine will remind you that he was built to be on a CD
Analyzing from all angles: your chance to win’s looking thin
Firearms unrequired; initiating “throw a book at him”

DoodleBob:
Every time you think you’re besting Sonic, you end up dead wrong
I command a doodle army, you stalk and copy a hedgehog
I can tell you don’t lack grit when you rage like a spastic
Didn’t know the position “Bad-nik” was talkin’ ‘bout your rap shit
Forever in Omega’s shadow and forgotten, good riddance
You’re the Terminator if he listened to too much Skrillex
Scrapping this Metallic Madness and putting an end to the race
Because I don’t need the pencil to have your relevance... erased

Metal Sonic vs DoodleBob | Lame-Ass Rap Battle #1

Hey everyone! We are back with a long awaited rap battle that I've been hinting at for ages. Today we have space smuggler and pilot of the Millennium Falcon, Han Solo, against the first man to set foot on another celestial body, Neil Armstrong. Enjoy!

CAST
Zawesome as Han Solo
Mancala as Neil Armstrong

LYRICS:
Han:
I’ve got a bad feeling about your attempt, like the ninth
I’ll tell you the odds: week-lings need not apply
Your twin missions were a bust, like the Cloud City raid
I won’t take it from a guy who wore a tampon to space
You’re a bigger hunk of junk than my transport for fleeing
Hell, even Jabba’s a more decent human being
While the glorified photographer’s here to do his worst
The fans deserve to know that Han shot first

Neil:
Houston, we have a problem, and it sucks quite violently
Flash Gordon got ripped off and took up vacuum piracy
You’re on needles and pins trying to thread that space cruiser
Looks like you need some schooling; let me show you my maneuvers
Gals complain of sub-parsecs with your rocky relations
Because you’re looking for love in Alderaan places
I’ll have you whipped into shape and you’ll scream bloody murder
You stuck up, half-witted, bad-at-rapping Nerf-herder!

Han:
You should be more concerned about landing that Stormtrooper credo
Don’t Leia hand on me, or you’ll end up like Greedo
You’re on MY stomping ground, so your plan is getting soiled
You’ll need another round of quarantine after we’ve been embroiled
Hop back to the door, so you can let the other boys out
Slap that patch on your sash like an old, faded Boy Scout
You’re the First Man to make a space flick without life
Go climb your launch tower and take a giant leap for mankind

Neil:
Ladies and gentlemen, the rapper has landed!
And like a game of sabacc, man, your ass is getting handed
‘Cause your style, like the atmosphere around me, is quite thin
Just calm down, hon; take it on the chin
Your rhymes can’t be more wooden if you were still a carpenter
You’ll be flagged as a doormat by this driven orbiter
I’ll cut out, ‘cause the middle man, best pilot in the galaxy
Tried to give me the shaft; guess it runs in the family

Beat By: Epistra
Mixed By: Freshy Kanal
Cover By: Commander Jacob
Art By: Cyancoat Enzo

Han Solo Vs Neil Armstrong| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

Beat by Surce
Mixed by Light
Writing: Fightmarker, and Astro

-CAST-

Light as Pac-Man
Fightmarker as Yoshi



-LYRICS-

Pac-Man:
Welp, now Pac is spittin' it, but seems by ya appearances,
-vocab and hardware, all this Devil World reject does is limited
Now listen, prick, just look at my players, it's clear I'm gettin' it
While looking at your games, and this track, ya Spinnin' Off this

Yoshi:
So many sellouts and failures, this'll be another one for you to add to
Boring, dragged out verse, like the wait for ya Smash Debut
Faded into irrelevancy like all your unlicensed inept games
No longer a hit, say, crush your bits, aye, leave ya collapsin' back to Midway!

Pac-Man:
Yoshi tryna be explodin' like he's eatin' a red Koopa on his verse
But ya franchise stole my power-up mechanic yet went and made it worse
You're an underpowered coward, nothing without some flowers
Too scared to visit a ghost house or go into Bowser's Castle
While I face 'em everyday! Most popular icon in the U.S.A.!
You're a last place replacement crowded with ya fanbase hate!
Saving Baby Mario mommy issues isn't excusing his or ya annoyance
Declining with your gameplay, frame-rates, play rates, off-brands and toys, man!

Yoshi:
Lost a war to Space Invaders while I'm goin' beyond
Travelling the galaxy, you're rotting in a pizza parlor, son
After all of your downfalls, you think you have a chance at beating me?
I mean, see, your existence caused the VG Crash of '83
Started off and stayed in a arcade, like always, never being played
the final grave that Sandler made, means you’ve been decayed for two decades!
It shocks me that you’re still an icon, with all the originality you lack
Pulling the plug on this Ghostly Hack, So Pac will never be Back

Pac-Man Vs Yoshi. Stop Motion Bonus Battle.

FyxFynn as Tomura Shigaraki 
Malina Rose as Cinder Fall

Shigaraki (0:14):
I’ll be the one to make Fall fall, the world’s at the tip of my hands and you’re
A moody little karen out on a quest to speak with Salem’s manager
Don’t need a scythe to break you like your trust
I'm not the first villain to leave you cucked
Even your fanbase agrees that you sucked
Up until Volume 4 when you finally shut up!
Topping Shigaraki? No child could stop me
My ideals speak volumes, you’re at the bottom, pleading
For a chance to make up for your crapfest in Atlas, you’ll always exist as a way to mock Disney
I haven’t seen a Stain as annoying as you since that damn blood lusting coward
‘Cept you? You’re just boring, with motives so basic they can be summed up with “Grrr, I want power”
Your faction is falling, I could do this later, no craters so I’ll do you like your creator
Potential is wasted, erased from the paper of this traitor who frightens me less than Eraser
I’ll slay her! her powers were Maiden China, no wonder she got clapped by a bird
Use that good eye well, the last thing it’ll see is my thumb; any last words?

Cinder (1:01):
You sure know how to use that quirk, all I heard were decayed bars in your whole verse
Sit back as I turn this track to ashes, I’ll laugh as you scratch your neck till it burns 
The lesser successor would be better off giving his power to me, don’t need two eyes to see it
You’re Torchwick minus the looks, even have the same destiny as him, I believe in it
Plots so idiotic, you’re mocking yourself, think Japan’s gonna fear you? Stop it!
You try to subside every hero and ended up becoming one for Hot Topic!
Pathetic, I’d make your league fall for fun. this battle’s All for One; and it’s Fall, not Tom
Your father pulled a Notre Dame on you, now you’d get killed by a stick of lip balm!
Pouty little incel, so desperate for attention you constantly play pretend
Destroyed a whole city, everybody still looked at you and just said “..who are you again?”
You’ll meet a fate worse than the end of a knife, I’ll tell you how this’ll end; with you getting iced
Still think we’re playing games? Alright then, consider me the final boss. I just took your last life

Written by FyxFynn
Mixed by DeegleNV
Cover art by Fightmarker
Beat by 2Deep

(BONUS) Tomura Shigaraki vs Cinder Fall // Rap Battle

In the 3rd installment of Lame-Ass Rap Battles, It's a battle of the art programs! We have Microsoft Paint vs Adobe Photoshop. Enjoy!

Snakebite126 as Paint
Eric the Audible as Photoshop
Written by Commander Jacob
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Produced by George Georgia of Audio Network
Beat arranged by Commander Jacob
Thumbnail by Commander Jacob

Paint (0:20):
I’m opening the Windows, so scram off of my lawn
Don’t try to rhyme, dog. Even my palette’s a icon
You charge 30 a month for a learning curve that's straight doo-doo
Must've dropped the opacity, I can see right through you
I’ll grab a brush, swap the color: make this kid black out
Because I bet your raps aren’t even a Bitmap-ped out.
I'm the godfather of digital art, there’s no denying me
I’ll get to sinking your ship if you wanna whine about piracy

Photoshop (0:41):
If you'd like to start war, let's open an artboard.
Got a liquefied flow to claim the place that I’ve fought for
Look, like anything made with you, all your raps will fall flat
We’re already two different types. No need to up the contrast
Sketch all the sloppy shapes you want, I’m rocking the house
Your users likely don’t have internet and draw with a mouse
Mark this, my bars got a hardness of eight hundred
You’re even sucking at fillers. I’ll make you kick the paint bucket

Paint (1:02):
Falling flat? Check the thumbnail. You can’t scold me
Coming at me with those lines, you might wanna ctrl Z
Painting skies since ‘85, style pouring like rain
I draw the line on this mic; call me MC Paint (ha)
You can’t mask your overratedness. It’s hurting, isn’t it?
Hold ctrl and scroll up; maybe you’ll find a shit I give

Photoshop (1:17):
I’m known to burn tools when I’m spitting a rhyme
You can’t make a drop shadow, so keep living in mine
Look, you want some layered disses and blending modes? I got plentiful
For programs rough 'round the edges, I’d recommend the feather tool
Masks? I’m clipping you. No brown, but your pallet’s shitty, dude.
Get back to the junkyard. GIMP is less of a bitch to use

Paint (1:32):
You can’t recover from this with a healing brush, how sad
I’ve had more fun using an SNES mouse pad
Use your magic wand to select good lines, ingrate
Or continue making YouTubers’ slimy-ass clickbait

Photoshop  (1:42):
I’ve had to deal with dudes tryna do me like a clone stamp
So let’s crop and slice the comic sans of art programs
That’s how you lasso a win, no way MS Jank beat me
You'd be better off opening a verse in Paint 3D

Microsoft Paint vs Adobe Photoshop | Lame-Ass Rap Battle #3

As carmen Sandiego the mastermind of V.I.L.E was on a heist she bumps into a strange girl with purple hair and a tie as they bump into each other can kyoko stop the criminal mastermind in this Savage Battle?



ken-chan as kyoko




demo by alltime arcade


 

princessmuk as carmen sandiego




mixed by ken-Chan




beat by epistra 

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                         kyoko verse 


 I’m just going to say this  now your raps are ineffective i’m leaving this fight alone like your memory as orphan

 your history is distorted and there is no comeback i’ll leave this  sly cooper  like her games... missing with no feedback


 claiming to beat me you don’t have the evidence it took 24 years since your netflix  popped up and  you became relevant

  you died by a drone and then you ended  in hell so i'm not expecting much from the “evil mastermind ”  herself


 but keep this in mind before you make fun of my outfit or classmates if it wasn't  for chief you’ll still be stuck in a  golden gate


 not amused by your crew you could’ve done better I've seen better  coming from batman & catwoman
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                                    Carmen verse :

 Was that a burn? Not talking about your hands

 
you're not a detective you're a  girl with amnesia i’m  surprised that you even have friends.


This is the end you can’t bend what’s already broken.
 I can track you down, snuff you out,and disappear like your family tree


 you can’t stop  the villain in red your under me ironic you can find the killed but you can’t kill a beat


 i’m the thief in the night meanwhile you have nothing.. 


by the end of this battle you won’t see the poison coming…


traumatized by liar that is of your grandfather If your trying to best me kyoko don't even bother 


 so you watch scooby doo and you think your Sherlock Holmes


 but you can't unlock your disses And can't even find a home


 the worst rapping student hidden somewhere in this school it won't take long to find them because your hope's  stepping stool 

and I'm the stepper, stay down, better obey now

I win, and I don't even need one more round
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                             kyoko verse 2 

who also dies  by escaping a child  that’s seems  pretty low


how come my anime is better than  half of your entire flow


 your calling me a stepping stool but looking at your show


 I think your disses is as boring like your missing episode 


so take notes as I shoot Truth bullets  all the way down your throat


 but  with all that red on your clothes it’ll be almost  time to float


 I fought against junko so your words don't elude me at all



 your netflix it just robin hood but a little bisexual 


 i’m the side of hope nobody even knows you 


you can  call your bars a closing argument because I'm breaking through 



I'm continuing in my family legacy you keep stealing artifacts instead of finding your family.

Reaper VS Lord Hater - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

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