Unfinished recordings

The Mist

Dedicated to Ukrainian POWs held in captivity by russians

Riddles in the Dark

Riddles in the Dark (Загадки в темряві)

eLEPHANT hAND blends heavy stoner riffs with progressive metal complexity, creating instrumental tracks that hit hard and leave room for introspection. Each song is a journey, designed to evoke raw emotion and tell stories without words.

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©2024 eLEPHANT hAND

Composed by: Richard Grover
Guitars: Richard Grover
Bass: Jamie Reynolds
Drums: Alex Martinez

Album Art & Media: Andie Wise
Photography: Aleksandr Neplokhov
Recording, Mix & Mastering: Richard Grover, Jamie Reynolds
100% Indie recorded in a garage in Eugene Oregon🤘

A Ukrainian Field Full of Dead Commies

Gud moorning piipöl

Aim oupen njyy peits mai juutuup tsänel
Ai, nou, tät is mai kitsen änd mai rous
uhhh, ai snif mai rous, veri gud, teist
Nou nou nou tis moorning ai poilin mai kofe meiker

Nou, ai, jes fres woterr
fres woterr finnis woter is guud
woter, woter pest woter in tö wöörlt
Tis is mai röfritköreittör, jes

Ai niid kofi änd milkk
pat not taim is milkk
pikoos milkk is vörm
öm ai niid öh ai niid peippör

kofi peippör pat wot is tät
öh tät öh riöl neim?
Wot is tät peippör riöl neim
Ai sei'ing kofi peippör

kofi saifon peippör
Duu juu laik tät neim?
Jes mai laif is njyy peids
Ai took ounli Inglis

Jes ai niid spuun änd kofi
Nou juu wots wen ai poiling mai
Poiling mai kofi
Ouppen ouppen ouppen

Tät is veri difikulti
Van händ sat ap sat ap
Juu eiter sat ap voter
Tät is veri fani

Ou mai spuun, ai teik mai kofi ounli Inglis
Nou. Ai niid van änd khälf spuun kofi
Kofi öö öö vat is tät neim?
Nou nou nou nou tät is diffikult

Ai sei, ai dropp offf mai spuun
änd teik mai kofi kofi kofi
Niid not varm kofi niid kould
Pikoos kofi insaid os flesh

Not flesh
Ai niid dät I niid dät I niid dät
Tät is kofi tät is veri dei
Dei deintsör pikoos kofi is varm jes

Is tät laik terriblöö
Ven ai spiik inglish juu juu juu
ömm öm öm juu klik off dät tsänel
Jes ai jes ai jes foor kaps in voter

If juu laik mai video juu pus dät paton
Ven finker is jees juu pus paton
Ven piktsöör is seim äss finker
öh öh vat is tät

Pat juu pus dät paton ven is teik piktsöör
If juu laik mai vidious
Pauer on ful pauer mai kofi mäsiin is ful pauer
Ven ai visit inglish änd ai

Cofe Time For in Talk English

LYRICS

P1US 92.3%,
P1YUS 92.2%.

P2US(1) 89.1%,
P2US 87.9%.

P3US(1) 92.5%,
P3US 83.7%.

P4US 93.2%,
P5US 91.4%.

P6US 91.3%,
P7US 94.2%.

P8US 93.0%,
P9US 92.8%.

P10US 92.5%,
P11US 91.4%


Analysis for the General

Let's give drum and bass one more chance to tell what it hasn't told yet

I Am Here

I Am Here (feat. Maxson)

Lyrics:

Quarterlies stacked in the Shire's back shed
Frodo missed targets while snacking on bread
Metrics were off, and morale took a hit
Gandalf said softly, “This just isn't it”

His robe flapped hard in the quarterly breeze
He whispered, “I’ve let go of too many FTEs”

Down the shaft of Mount Doom he fell
With a sigh and a spreadsheet yell
Gandalf marked “Exceeds” for Sam
But Frodo just never gave a damn

Performance Review (Frodo's Last Day)

Never Thought I'd Make It This Far

Crashing Waves

Ddh by bob

Graduated from Corman Park College of Dental Numismatics in 1993, with a graduate degree in Experimental Post-Sludge.

mchorsebones@gmail.com

Cofe Time For in Talk English

MC Horsebones

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