This is a story about one man's futile struggle to block every scammer out there...

Scam Likely (Original Song)

Mixtape by @lotte-ahoi - DJ, music researcher, curator of the Berlin based @urbancosmonautradio label and mother of Sloth-Disco.

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Narrative Theory is broadcasted on @stegi-radio-athens
Originally commissioned by Stegi.radio and produced by Onassis Stegi.

Tracklist

Narrative Theory (Ep18) - Lottura Exoticahoi feat. Lotte Ahoi (Mixtape)

Troll Them Gently (Tenacious D Parody)

A mixtape prepared by the Kuttura Kuttura resident Rootie (https://soundcloud.com/rootielabros). Experimenting with sound concepts of tension, release and multigenre freestyle.

Narrative Theory is broadcasted on @stegi-radio-athens
Originally commissioned by Stegi.radio and produced by Onassis Stegi.

Narrative Theory (E23) - Partially Indifferent

In the original song, Santa is the little kid's father just playing dressup.

In my version, Santa is a consenting adult of legal age.

I Saw Mistress Pegging Santa Claus

"DATE ​​DELETED" transferred his brain into a cyberskeleton. Now he is a satanic cyber creature! Rise, great destroyer!

Dark Matter

Blood on the streets

Another MIRAculous birthday bash that was!! 💥
Thank you dearest @mira_kater for all the love and meow you share with us every year! ❤️‍🔥😻
This is the first half of my 4-hrs set from Sunday night at @kater_blau…
Thanks to all you lovely disco kitties who danced their asses off with me! 😽
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Lotte Ahoi @ 47 Katzen Tanzen Auf'm Tisch

Musical version of Stephen Prime's poem
What to do if the moon explodes

Scientists are sending a rocket to the moon
It will be loaded with nukes and dynamite and stuff that goes boom
They plan to test the moon’s durability against such attacks
The motive behind the project is pure scientific facts
People have criticised the whole thing saying
What if the moon really does blow up?
If that happens the earth’s orbit would be compromised and
Tides would change
Mountains would be flattened
An ice age might come from nowhere
Or we could all spin off and crash into Venus
We’d all be up a certain solar creek
Some have called the project “innovative”
Whilst critics call it “suicidally irresponsible”
But curiosity won’t be satisfied until the moon’s strength
Has been put to the test 
How can we know that it won’t suddenly crumble to chalk in the sky one day?
How can we sleep in our beds at night
If we don’t send a nuke up there first and give it a good shake?
This really needs to be done, 
It needs to be done soon
And it needs to be done with nukes on the taxpayer’s bill
So up goes the rocket
3, 2, 1 blast-off
And later there’s the live footage
Astronauts rigging the moon to blow
“Houston, we got her primed for a party, hit the button on my mark”
3, 2, 1 boom
And the moon starts reverberating
Like a giant cymbal made of thin stone
The moon gyres and gimbles
Cracks start to appear
“I told you we never should have come up here”
One slightly less idiotic astronaut yells in the other astronaut’s ear
“No no, she’ll hold. She can take it, can’t you my dear?”
Meanwhile the entire world watches in the grip of fear
How would you rather the scenario ends?
The moon goes caput, or she holds and we do it again
Whichever it is the moral stays the same
The human race is fucking insane. 


What To Do If The Moon Explodes

If you're leaving a group on facebook, no one fucking cares, bro, just go and take that whiney attitude with ya!

No One Gives A Shit (Friends Theme Parody)

yeah well I'm no musician but I do have a way with words. None of my music has lyrics though

What To Do If The Moon Explodes

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