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We are the Tasteless Gentlemen

We are not merely four men voicing our opinions of the world and the idiots which comprise it. We are the voices of men the world over. Men who have traversed the battlefield of love and life and returned harder (insert infantile chuckle here), better, faster, and stronger. We are the balls of men who have long since consigned their own genitals to wives, fiances, and girlfriends. We are the jerks you love to hate... and love to love. Why? Because we are men with hearts of gold and balls of steel. Balls hardened by the trials and tribulations of innumerable encounters with the fairer sex. ("Fairer," please...) And while we've clashed swords and genitals with many a maiden, we've somehow managed to retain the delicate sensibilities of the innocence and naivete of our youth. A time when girls were nothing more than objects of our affections and desires, and boobs were only something we watched late at night on scrambled channels in our parents' living rooms. It was an age when we believed women were to be admired, respected, and pursued. And we acted accordingly, and perhaps even got laid a few times in the process. But reality quickly set in, and we soon learned these dainty damsels were by no means so deserving of admiration, respect, or pursuit. They were evil beings, capable of ripping our respective hearts out of our rectums. 

And so the chivalrous turned chiva"less", and respect became something earned, not given. Our pursuits became our passions, not the desires of an era long forgotten. And the girls we once admired learned to admire the hardened (insert another infantile chuckle here) men we'd become. Because it was they who made us. It was they who took the hearts on our sleeves and buried them in our respective crotches. 

We are all gentlemen at heart... our hearts merely reside in a different location in this day and age. And this, my friends, makes us the Tasteless Gentlemen.

Perhaps it was Florida’s warm, breezy air or Miami’s beautiful coastline that inspired Stuba to delve into the world of house music. The setting was certainly appropriate. It allowed him to further explore a universe that would someday become his own, appreciating and mastering elements that add depth and intrigue to any musical tapestry: a sound evocative of south-eastern sandy beaches or even feel-good, west coast vibes.

Arranger, composer, producer and DJ Steeve Mucci Fanfan, otherwise known as
Stuba, was introduced to the art of deejaying back in his high school years. His discovery of music included house, techno and progressive.

After manning the decks under a hot Florida sun for 6 years, he learned the basics and slowly made his to Montreal, Canada where he is now firmly based and been consistently honing his skills thanks to new projects and countless collaborations. With a slew of unreleased tracks under his belt about to be set forth on his upcoming album, he's a nightlife mainstay, getting ready for a new gig or residency right around the corner.

His style can be best described as a profusion of stylishly composed rhythms, warm chords, fuzzy synth stabs and dirty basslines. Techy, deep, bouncy, percussive. Flawless programming and impeccable sound engineering, along with a natural ability to dominate the dancefloor and elevate the listener to new heights can all be attributed to Stuba,

With a new album in the works, including his new single "Change Will Come" a title that’s ever-so fitting, Stuba’s full length drop will be an unforgettably pleasant sonic odyssey, for chill, late-night affairs or dance floor madness. Replete with quirky sounds, crisp beat patterns, soulful hypnotic vocal hooks, catchy sonic experiments and beautiful progressive melodies, expect Stuba to unleash a digital ecosystem that will transfix collectors, music lovers and fans alike.

Demos and inquiries are always welcome at: info@schirmchendrink.com

Schirmchendrink is a carefully curated platform and the ultimate destination for connoisseurs of electronic underground music.

We serve you mouth-watering cocktails of talented artists all over the world. Schirmchendrink has the pleasure of serving delights made by the likes of YokoO, Atish, Gab Rhome, Hosini, Roy Rosenfeld, Joeski, Pablo Bolivar, Namito, Oceanvs Orientalis, Sabo, Sahar Z, Yulia Niko, Milo Häfliger, Moullinex & Xinobi, David Hohme and many more.

Our menu boasts an assortment of original and classic cocktails, crafted with the finest and most exclusive ingredients. From perfect deep house to melodic techno and dreamy electronica, our selection caters to a diverse range of musical preferences. While we're passionate about kickass drinks, harder styles or techno aren't our specialty.

Schirmchendrink warmly welcomes you every day of the week, from Monday to Sunday, ensuring there's never a day without sonic delights. And here's an added bonus: our cocktails guarantee an exceptional experience without any unwanted hangovers.

Cheers !
The bartenders

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