TIIIIIME WIZARD!

Matt Raichous as Joey Wheeler
BluArri as Preston
Cyber as Seto Kaiba

Written and Mixed by garbageGothic
Beat Produced by Raias Beats
SC thumbnail by Quizzique

LYRICS:

Joey: 
Whoa, I think I’m getting deja vu
Creepy caverns and dueling a dude in a lame costume? 
(HAH!) I ain’t afraid of no “demon”
Especially one less scary than Bandit Keith is

Claim to be for kids, but I’m already bored
Guess your only real fan’s in the Goblin Attack Force
Ya look strong, but with the heart of the cards
I can beat you with a Trap Hole! Now try to spit bars :3

Preston:
Heart of the cards? That’s fucking stupid (Kaiba: I know, right?
Wheeler’s too weak to win: all bark with no bite) (Joey: HEY!)
BOTH of you bitches will go in my special brew
Cuz like your father, I FUCKING HATE YOU

You’re in MY domain, Preston’s personal hell
Your death will not be censored in Dreadful’s Shadow Realm
My sea of punches will FUCK YOU UP, BITCH.
Yugi can’t save you from PRESTON’S DUNGEON

Joey: 
What’s your sea to a guy who beat Tsunami? (Eh?)
You’re not a threat, Ra couldn’t even stop me!
Honestly, hearing the language of this bozo
Presto’s a better fit for LittleKuriboh!

So what’s the deal with this grand prick?
Got on Itch and he thinks that he’s mad shit?
Collecting letters ain’t original, leave that to Bakura
And I’ve played some death games, but yours is just torture!

I became a champ to help my pals and my sister
You're so obsessed with working that your wife ditched ya!
Got all the greatest comebacks, I'm the prime disser
I’ll send this peanut packing with a TIME WIZARD!

Preston:
That whore was my LIFE, but she fucking DIVORCED!
The only bitch you managed to pull was FUCKING 24! (UGH)
Like your card game pros, YOU DISGUST ME
But iIf we’re playing dirty, THEN PRESTON’S GETTING BLOODY

It’s all about PROGRESS, it’s about TIME
That I KNOCK OUT YOUR LIGHTS LIKE RESEARCHER MIKE
MY WRATH IS VAST, I’M INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE
SLAIN MORE LOSERS THAN THAT FREAK IN YOUR FRIEND’S BRAIN

(FUCK!) Tick tock, tick tock, DICKHEAD…
You joke now, but who would miss a delinquent?
My ancient artifact will end what Marik tried
Leaving Joey forgotten, lost to the sands of time

Joey Wheeler vs Preston's Hourglass - GG Rap Battles (ft. Matt Raichous, BluArri, and Cyber)

I want a puppy!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsKMYlI3dtQ

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Paulie%27s_Puppy

Paulie's Puppy by Mmpratt99

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jsy6WSvuOE

Read along! The story can be found here: http://www.creepypasta.com/lightning/

Lightning by alapanamo

Part 2 of the October 2011 Winner on NoSleep Reddit!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPiTQqqdz40
Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/kcl8q/balloons/

Penpal

Balloons by 1000Vultures (2/6)

I hope you kids have been good this year! This weekend kicks off our Christmas Creepypastas! Stay tuned Kids and what did you ask Santa for again?

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPA93Hd8324

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 10)

All I Want for Christmas by Joshua Harding

UnsettlingStories has done some weird, strange, disgusting, and sex driven Creepypastas before... but this one takes the cake.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7knx9hSLyeo

Read along! The story can be found here: https://unsettlingstories.com/2016/12/15/its-hard-to-clean-blood-out-of-the-crotch-of-a-fur-suit/

It’s Hard to Clean Blood Out of the Crotch of a Fur Suit by UnsettlingStories.com

And here's the conclusion to Borrasca. I hope you enjoyed the emotional roller coaster of this fantastic story.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZkNoake0y4

Read along! The story can be found here: https://ck-walker.com/borrasca-v/

Borrasca V by C.K. Walker (5/5)

Hyper-Cola is the lost episode of Coca-Cola .

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_5_rjOYJn8

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Hyper_Cola

Hyper-Cola by Pacersnation16

Lazy Town Theme - Acapella

An amazing best selling horror author and this tale of an abandoned town is no different. 

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASvvw3Ne8SE

Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B072WGRGDF

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 12)

This Town Doesn't Exist on Any Map by Tobias Wade

Terrifying memories from your childhood can certainly mess with your mind.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncPmSfzIBno

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Children%27s_Playground

Children's Playground

(Moved to Spreaker! Stories will still pop up on here though! Thanks for listening and sweet dreams!)

The OFFICIAL Mr. Creepy Pasta's Creepypasta Storytime!

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This Town Doesn't Exist on Any Map by Tobias Wade

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