Fandom: Lord of the Rings 
Character: Bill the Pony

BILL THE PONY
BILL THE PONY

I started from the bottom then one day four hobbits came
They said let's get poppin' and we went to weather top n hey
I've got a brave heart like William Wallace, honest
But when those wraiths got on us I ran like they were coppers

But then I drank from the well in rivendell
now I'm unbeatable strap on your seat-a-belts
cos i got those buffs like gandalf right after he fell
and I'm oh so furry just like beast and belle

you'll only ever be half of me
they named the prancing pony after me
(that's not canon) mmmm shut up!
I'm the valiant stallion you're as soft as butter

I'm like if rainbow dash n lil sebastian
had a passion for smashin' call me lil lil sebastian
just imagine! i'm magic
I'm such a Star they be callin me Patrick

BILL THE PONY
BILL THE PONY
BILLNBILLNBILLN
YOU FINNA KNOW ME

Let me introduce you to my fellowship it's hella sick
We'll be BFFs forever man we'll never split
Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, damn!
Boromir, Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam!

Fording rivers, crossing plains, climbin mountains day on day
Did you think I'm quittin on this mission? Neigh!
We're at the lake, chillin' by the gate
can't get inside , gandalf's in a rage

wha wha wha what's Elvish for friend?
"Mellon" and this is how it ends?
my protestations falling on to hollow ears
man ya'll a bunch of Boromirs!

enjoy your bloody trip to mordor orcs are 
round every corner sorta hope you fall in water
n get slaughtered n quartered cos it gotcha
I'm off ya'll enjoy "THE WATCHER!"


my teas gone cold I'm wonderin why
I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window
but I can't see at all
and even if I could it would all be grey
put your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad
it's not so bad...

Dear mister horses aren't allowed inside the mines
I ate your lembas bread good luck i'm sure you'll be just fine
It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it
I was your mane man now you carry the pots and pans you pervert

Frodo don't know you like I know you Sam, no one does!
They don't know what it was like as Shire lower class
Hey Sam I just blazed ya westfarthing! Dare me to ride?
You know that song by Bombadill where nothing happens
and everyones confused, that's kinda how this is
you could've pulled me off the floor
anyway I gotta stop now cos I'm a little horse.

VPC 7 Round 1

Spandex Moose [Mike Bananas, Frank Danger] - Bill The Pony

Fandom: Animal Crossing
Character: Redd

Everybody calls me Redd
But my favorite color is Green
Hit me with the bread
I hit you with a deal
It's a cousin thing
Just don't ask about the art smuggling 
Full of surprises like Lupin
To get you the prices like Groupon
Crude, the way I wheel and deal
I'm droppin' clues
Might have more than one OG in Stock
if I'm in the mood
Swell, you want the statue?
Hit me with the bells then relax,
Check the mail tomorrow, I'll get back at you.

Chorus:
I brought the deals
I'm saying Y'all
It's quite the steal.
Cop that piece if it's got you feelin feels
It don't matter if it's fake or if it's real cuz
x2

Come a long way since the days of selling furniture
Now the title is "Fine Art Servicer"
Museum security staff murderer
I'm just trying to be a good merchant, sure
Took a tiny swerve in the curvature
Talk too fast might need an interpreter
Costs 2 grand and a spleen, it's worth it sir
Got curators feelin like they curse is cursed.

Chorus

He's gettin unstoppable
Each mission impossible
Finally notice it's missin
I'm on my boat rollin' optimos
Just bought me a trolley, called it Code Redd
No we toppin' on Interpols most wanted
Criminal extraordinaire with savings as the aftermath
Stay outta the way or catch an elbow like I'm Cactus Jack
Got the goods locked in a safe but I'm crackin' that
Kraken of the seas, the Fox with a captains hat

Dappersaurus [An Hobbes, 2Ton21] - Redd is the New Green

Dating Sim
Final Encounter
V; Singing
P: no snare 



lets try again
sim date with godzilla
last time again
in guerilla Villa

one more time again
after all this time you stilla realla thrilla?
whats a king kong say to sway godzilla? 
I want you back Godzilla i need you back


A jet black stare (it) just wasnt fair
I knew the color of (her) underwear UH
MACAW MATRE D (sez) please take a seat (tez)
down on ya feet (or) up in a tree (yez)
it was my  idea (ah) couldnt be more clear (ya)
reservation list taken half a year
drank half a beer giving into fear yes
should i get godzill-a to get undressed

timestamp 1:27

(godzilla roar)
GIL:whats that honey youre Ebirah thermidor is ok?
(roar)
GIL:oh its ebirah newberg? do you want me to get the waiter?
(roar)
GIL:oh uh you want me to go to the chef myself ok...
door opens
GIL:hey chef thugmaster sir
CHEF:WHADDAYA WANT?
GIL:its just my G/f who is godzilla ordered  a ebirah thermidor and--
CHEF: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KISS ME
GIL: WHAT
CHEF:DO YOU WANT TO BANG NEXT TO THE DEEP FRYER OR NOT?
GIL: YES
KAIJU SEX NOISEs FOR A FEW BARS

ITS THE LOVE between these walls
Its the love between these balls
KKMDS 
LOVE WILL CONQUER ALL
Love will conquer all


OOwa -OO X2
GAME OVER FOR YOU 
GAME OVER FOR FOOLS


I AINT PLAYING GAMES 9(no)
I aint PLAY TO LOSE (no)
but if its all the same (yes)
thugmaster's who is choose (yes)
is it so wrong I gotta lay the shlonga
built like a konga couldnt wait any longa
I know hows it go, daw i get trampled into foi gra
zilla slay me on truffle filet mignon
get my bill beaton like will weaton
but its brains over braun gotta get it on

VPC 7 Round 2

KKMDS [Ill Gill, Thugmasta J] - Scenes From A Gorilla Restaurant

First Person Shooter
The Final Encounter
Zolt Energy Serum (for Doubletime goodness!)
The Bear Hammock 29-F (leaves No Snares unturned)

I’m so amazed it’s the final stage, the rain has been on for days, so make way,
I’m on a mission, locate the villain position than its good riddance!
Get the lost players and I’m dipping, So spacious, gloves come with navigation,
Being patient, I pinpoint the destination, It’s an old train station, two dots in the Basement,
Mike and Sabrina, good their adjacent, 
I came prepared, weapons come with the software, guile anti-airs to the solar flares, all there,
Open palm blasts for the accuracy, cause the site is flooded by all the Valkyries actually,
An organization with such powerful means, with Major calling the shots  “promo team”
Made a vaccine intervene with a clever scheme, that racism has been wiped clean, 
The pipe dream is a different route, exploit human differences and transformed any amount into clout,
So, without a doubt camouflage for the right occasion, throw a couple ‘nades and break they concentration, 

Enter the building,  uncomfortable Feeling,  ads written all over the walls and the ceilings not appealing,
No signs of life or the villains, but there a flight of stairs straight ahead in the dark bone chilling,
Move down the stairs, very cautious, then I overhear the OFFERER in the office; its MAJOR!
Stated that if they don’t find me in the next 5-minutes, Massacre Mic and Sabrina are finished later, 
Past major there’s a pad lock door, I found ‘em both, I could hear feet slide on the floor, 
already use 2 grenades only got 3 more…Semtex for the lock, flash-bang under the door, 

I’m toe-to-toe with the creator, against light sabers, blocking every blast sharper than a razor
By nature, he’s not making mistakes, teleports right behind me, I feel my shields break…
Took Damage and I could hardly respond, no abilities left, and the ENERGY is gone, 
Players watch in distress as I push limits to the test while MAJOR moves through all these attempts with such finesse,
Then throws me across the room, throws me by my arms; constant chest punches that cause definite harm.
I collapse to the ground his foot to my stomach; set the record of who is King, and he wasn’t…
I thought it was over and I let everybody down, but then I felt my heartbeat coming now,
The gloves started glowing the shields coming back, took advantage on the ground to relax,
Now back to the match, giving ‘em everything that I had, we started traded blows; then he started getting mad; like wowzers…
“How could you obtain this power I’ve been beating you to a pulp for an hour”
Then it clicked, now that you finally understand, why player one was the perfect name for the plan,
I wasn’t trapped in the game I was trapped from uncovering the person that I am,
I’m the man that will destroy you. 

I see the stagger in his stance, it’s my only chance, ki blast to the face, tIme to lay the hands,
Give ‘em the little Mac give em the Ryu, give ‘em a flash kick that frames can’t fight through,
I make a dent, left with a huge bruise, but he was still grinning definitely missing a few screws,
Need a clue? I own the game I decide who’s meant to lose, so give up and cruise, 
You thought this was a gimmick? I’m destroying the world and I plan on taking you with it,
 Better player, I will admit it…but run as fast you can, starting now you got 5-minutes  

--Cut Scene--
I get a message from the Skygodd; 
“You gotta make to Rushmore, I’m installing your shoes to now enable the sprint form, 
And when the kicks get warm they turn into Liu Kang’s so every spin kick turns to a fire storm”

But they’re both unconscious, I can’t carry them above,
Nothing [but] a thing you can store them in the glove,  understand 2 inside keep one glove occupied,
So, you got one glove to keep you alive, I can provide a portal all you need is drive,
I would call fluff for a ride but you gotta through all the Valkyries outside,
Wait I just don't want you to die…

Fireproof [Mark Cooper, Prowess The Testament] -Offerer - League of The Lost Players

Genre: First Person Shooter
Screen: World Map
Vocalist Resource: Doubletime 
Producer Resource: No snares 

Come on, I never chose to be forced into hope's end
And know there are doors that don't close when they're opened
They're joking. The golden child? Chosen? All lies
I'm not the best with a vest, just the rest ain't alive

If survival was the plan for a draftee in hell
Why'd they slap me with a scattergun and pocket full of shells?
Dumped three hundred others into bellies hella beasts held
Now these motherfuckers wanna tell me they believe?

Well, I'm not even supposed to be here
No dotted line signed, just a life commandeered
By a rifle point, steered to what they called my career
So yeah, I'd met monsters before the "real" ones appeared
Kinda weird how it wasn't these demons I'd feared


GOING THROUGH
HELL AND TOO
NUMB NOW TO
C R Y
GOING THROUGH
MOTIONS
TOO READY TO
D I E


What is it even that's making me try to stay alive at this point? 
In time we all die but life stopped when I allegedly then became "employed"
Now that authority's destroyed but I'm suck in this horrid abyss 
Devoid of a reason to keep on but boredom I guess? Or maybe I'm simply annoyed?

Knee deep in the deadliest voids with enemies coming in infinite waves
Simpler days I'd grown to forget, won't expect a legitimate grave
Surviving for nothing but spite, or something? I might just confess I'm depraved
Enough to make it a game, till ogres and fiends are mistaking my bullets for rain

I mean, it's not like pain affects me after what the government's done
Ripped me out of my home, I never will hold my daughter and son
Beaten down till cold enough that the meat in my ribs came to frost
So we'll see if this hell hath a fury to match but a fraction of rage that I've brought
  

GOING THROUGH
HELL AND TOO
NUMB NOW TO
C R Y
GOING THROUGH
MOTIONS
TOO READY TO
D I E

ExtraDial [Damn Selene, lizardgrove] - slipgayt

We chose to do a boss Battle inspired by the confrontation with Shaelob from Lord of the Rings, Return of the King

We also did it as a troll of the concept, 1up Funk is commisioned to write the ending of the new 1up Funk Game
and instead we wont shut up about LOTR

Hookshot chose to use the Chiptune elements in his Beat:
HookShot adds a new element to the composition, every 4 bars as traditional VGM would

Bobby chose to use the Aliteration Aumlet which is evidenced 
Bobby also used singing and doubletime, but feels the aliteration was the focus



INTRO

Back once again like we've been here before
On the path of the villain come to settle the score. 
Everything is Ciclicle, Every bit is visceral
Lessons get imprinted into the visual

X2

VERSE

Well we were a wizard and a warrior well worn with wearyness
were in this waking wicked evil in this wilderness
wandering while we watch whispers walk in whisps
while arachnid witches wound up out of the where the wind whips

animalistic with an acrobatic acumen 
ansilary amateurs after her abdomen
all arrows knocked all alchemy on afterburn 
attacking adolescent ankle biters 
Fucking Amateurs! 

PRE CHORUS

raging at a spider feeling fully fueled by fire
as we travel through the pire felling creatures using Ire 
as a method to inspire transformation to a higher 
form of being so we can achieve the credits we desire cuz

CHORUS

Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks toxic knee socks and Reboks
Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks 8 knee socks, and eats hot shots
 
8 legs dance in the darkness
2 hearts stand for the light
1 shot take down a heartless
1 up we live for the fight

Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks toxic knee socks and Reboks
Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks 8 knee socks, and eats hot shots

SKIT

Bobby Arson: Yeah dude like Shaelob but like shes like a Hip Hop Spider like wearing Reeboks and Shit

Hook Shot: Yeah yeah!

Sam Whitehead: No No, were not doing a Lord of the Rings Thing

HS: Yeah like damn ahoooo *beatbox noise

SW: Weve been over this

Bobby: Yeah, we have been over this, its almost like... we've, been here before

SW: NO

HS: "that's because we have Sam

SW: NO!

HS: were going in circles"

SW: NO, BLIMEY GOD BLASTED . . .


REPRISE

Back once again like we've been here before
On the path of the villain come to settle the score. 
Everything is Ciclicle, Every bit is visceral
Lessons get imprinted into the visual

VERSE

Bobby the beaten broken barbarian 
better build brazen backbone thats big enough to bury her
bitter when I conjur a combustible caucaophony 
closed off to the cold coffin the boss offered me

Hooky heaves his halberd whole hog at Shaelob
She sobs as she gets speared into a shishkabob
she crawls back in the abyss ceasing to exist 
we get the exp, then repeat it

PRE CHORUS

raging at a spider feeling fully fueled by fire
as we travel through the pire felling creatures using Ire 
as a method to inspire transformation to a higher 
form of being so we can achieve the credits we desire cuz

CHORUS

Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks toxic knee socks and Reboks
Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks 8 knee socks, and eats hot shots
 
8 legs dance in the darkness
2 hearts stand for the light
1 shot take down a heartless
1 up we live for the fight

Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks toxic knee socks and Reboks
Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks 8 knee socks, and eats hot shots

1up Funk [Bobby Arsen, Hook Shot] - Dance in the Darkness

Know Shoes, Know Served (NoShoes Diss)

nyc [2022]

HDWAV 5.1 - SW33TT 3V1L DRR11LLL 0FF1C14L R3M1X FT TERROR REID - COKE BLUNTZ

you my own

The 1up Funk boys are back with a track all about their favourite subjects, THEMSELVES! They take you thgough their journey in the VPC 6, and drop some dope bars about Batman. Enjoy!

1up Funk [Bobby Arsen, Hook Shot] - Dance in the Darkness

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