You Are

I am the NerdWiser and I play the Synthesizer.
I make electronic music you can’t dance to.
🎧 plz! Thank you for listening.

Daw: Reaper
Plugins: Too Many
Drums: Built up of many one shot samples on separate tracks.
Vocals: Samples
Music: all hand applied on the piano roll.

Hello and welcome! I'm an independent composer, musician, music teacher and producer from Düsseldorf/Germany. I played guitar and/or keyboards in various (rock/prog/indie/fusion/whatever) bands for years. Now I spend most of my time hanging out in the studio, creating tracks for video and TV content. Trying to be versatile, mixing and matching all kinds of genres I like. And I still don't use gen AI for my music.

It was quite a long way to get to this place. But now I'm here. Just listen.

The new DJ in town and he’s going loco https://www.instagram.com/dj_romyloco?igsh=M2hxN21sa3FkdWFu&utm_source=qr

Alles Liebe und schöne Grüße von Geschwätz GmbH.
Geschwätz GmbH began coming together in May, 2024 when aspiring DJ and producer, Petra Joy Fischer, met her soul mate, Austrian trumpetist, arranger, singer, rapper, and master brewer, Peter Roland Kuhn, on a platform at Hamburg-Altona Bahnhof en route to the warm-up party for the 2024 Schlagermove festival. From the farmlands outside of Schleswig, Fischer had found office work in Hamburg depressing, and trying to break into the city's saturated DJ and electronic music scene a constant frustration. She subsequently abandoned city life for her new-found love and the mountanous beauty of rural Austria. Already by early June, she had packed down her vinyl collection, grow room, and home studio and re-located permanently to Kuhn's remote home town, the mountain-locked village of Brandt. There the inseparable, reclusive couple began pumping out a wide selection of tracks, employing the services of Kuhn's own talented, Reggae-inspired, home-town, brass schlager band (Die Einheimischen). The resulting musical constellation melds some of the pair's favorite styles: Glitch & Electronica, Ska, Reggae, Dub, Hip Hop, Trip-Hop, Rap, 1940's & '50's Jazz & Swing, Polka, World Music, Analogue & Digital Turntablism, EDM, and German Party-/Pop-/Folk- Schlager. Shortly after meeting, Petra joined Peter on a visit to his brother in Denmark. There the couple met their primary collaborator, musician and co-producer, Jah Bozo, a good friend of Peter's brother. An electronic producer since the 1980's, Jah Bozo, is online live almost daily from Copenhagen with Petra and/or Peter at their home studio deep in the Austria Alps. When Peter's worklife as master brewer at Brandt Bierhalle keeps him from the studio, Petra Joy and Jah Bozo occupy themselves with their own tracks, often collaborating with other band members from Die Einheimischen, particularly the multi-talented Lauer sisters - Birgit and Simone. The production team have recently (Spring/Summer 2025) been recording and producing a bunch of Die Einheimischen's own Reggae-driven Schlager tracks for posterity, fun, and profit. Likewise, Geschwätz is collaborating on tracks with friends and producers around the world. These include The Ruff Mate (UK), SpiceDoubt (Germany), and young South African producer and visual artist, Lesedi Dlamini, from Bantfu Beliciniso. Many of these tracks and collaborations can also be found here (and currently nowhere else). Soon come!

We hope that you can find the time in your busy listening schedule to get down with your bad selves to the corporate babble from Geschwätz GmbH's electronic beerhall. Prost!

Personnel

Petra Joy Fischer... vocals, direction and production, sampling, breaks & beats, analogue & digital turntables (amateur horticulturalist)
Die Einheimischen:
Peter Roland Kuhn... vocals, trumpet, direction and arrangements (master brewer)
Volker Meier... trumpet, piccolo trumpet (industrial design and engineering)
Gunther Meier... trombone, trumpet (commercial pilot)
Duggi Meier... clarinet, saxophones, flute (marketing, baker)
Deitrich Meier... tuba, upright & electric bass (retired air force test pilot, baker)
Wolfgang "P-Tosh" Kraus... guitars, pedal steel guitar, banjo (butcher and "entrepeneur", read: has own hot-dog stand)
Birgit Lauer... piano, piano accordian, keyboards, fiddle, vocals (lifetime government arts stipend, session musician)
Simone Lauer... drums, percussion, vocals (lifetime government arts stipend, session musician)

Heavy Hansi... guest vocals (Master of Ceremonies, local Metal legend, master brewer)

Jah Bozo... lyrics, co-direction, producer, occassional mastering (ballet pianist, "livskunstner")

Unless otherwise indicated, all music and lyrics are written, produced and curated by Petra Joy Fischer, Peter Roland Kuhn & Jah Bozo.
All music is injected into the ether via Team Otaku
Inquiries may be directed to: geschwatzgmbh@gmail.com
Inquiries might even be (eventually) answered. Who can say...?

Now forget all of this.

I am 54  and write Christian songs. Thank you for your support. I started out being diagnosed Bi polar, but I am cured and it was only sleep deprivation. That may be all it ever was for you. Btw do not forget to brush your teeth, because I only have a few left after suffering this so called mental illness. Environment causes it not chemical.

Welcome to my page.

I appreciate all the comments, likes and repost that you leave me in my compositions.

I make music for fun and to get away. I have multiple styles, although my biggest influence is in electronic music.

I am self taught and learned with Music Studio 2 on a first generation ipad 11 years ago. I have never composed before. Perform more than 80 songs a year for the first 6-7 years to learn about the program and develop creativity to compose. I have listened to different types of music throughout my life and maybe that has helped me.

I still compose only with an ipad (last generation), but I no longer work only with native MS2 instruments since I have expanded my instrument library with programs such as Audiokit, Digital D1, kv331, Sunrizer, etc ...

My music can be downloaded, but not used for commercial purposes (my authorization is required).

During the last two years I have encouraged myself to collaborate with professional or self-taught musicians like me. Are these:

Annie Smart

Dan DT

Loue ghazi

Lukowig

Mirjam Keijnemans

Nathalie B20

Subzero

Osc Project

Vicent

Winkanwoo

Wypernet

Thanks to them for their generous timeshare and patience.

You can contact me by sending me a message through SC.

Thanks for visiting.

Amateur de musique, de philosophie, de poésie, je n 'ai pas d'autre culte que l'amitié. J'aime écrire et mettre en musique, j'aime mélanger les genres, et mon piano aux boucles pour étoffer l'un, vivifier les autres, les déranger parfois. La musique ne connaît pas de barrière, sauf de corail!

ma musique est également publiée sur bandcamp avec comme nom d'artiste : semellesdevent

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