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Zagranis as Ethan Macmanus (Ctrl+Alt+Del)
AlaskanSam as Tycho Brahe (Penny Arcade)
Beat produced by hala-X
Written by Trakked
Additional help by MetaMachine and RNG
Chiseler: Jason Carreon
Mixer: Zagranis
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by ThatTacoGod

Battle:

Ethan: 
Yeah, it's Ethan McManus and I'm boutta leave you damaged
Best stock up on all your mana or you're gonna need a bandage
They really put an atheist against the Pope of Gaming?
Put problems on your parents, ain't the ones you should be blaming (Nah)
Instead blame yourself, you fucking lazy loner
Makes sense you got demons when animals give you boners
Running gags make me gag, so let's stray away from that
Such a drag, takes a decade for your art to stable class
Name a lame game you play, I could beat your ass in it
Just a shame to famed games, I'll have this rat finished
Named after some guy that died from holding his piss in,
So why not take the piss yourself and give my ass a kissing?

Tycho:
I didn't expect less, yet you dropped the bar lower
'Least I'm still going strong, how long have you been over? 
Known for my sophistication, most of your fans are eight
So I'll put my two cents in like I was at an arcade!
Claim you're better, yet your personality went down the shitter
Heh, what could you do to me, report me on Twitter?
Tycho has nice flow, used to the spotlight, though
And you expect to win when your creator can't write? (Oh!)
Your comic used to be mediocre, but as you descended
You decided to turn into a fucking drama when you ended
I'd attempt to bang your wife, but even I couldn't stoop that low
Between her and Lucas, she put a new meaning in 'Smash Bros'

Ethan:
This is really coming from the guy that offed his own wife?
Makes sense that an asshole has a shitty love life
(Yeah) You're avoiding criticism like the sun, bitch 
And recycling so many plots after they've been done, bitch
I'm dishing cold rhymes out like Zeke X-Bot
I've saved two universes, and you? Despot.
Taken Ls your whole life, but one lesson that you best afford?
Your family relations? Cut short by an extension cord!

Tycho:
Chased after my coattails yet can't achieve the funny
'Cause on this track and DnD, I always roll 20s.
Attempt to reach my heights, though I'd rather not collaborate
Looking like some fuckface I would see on GoAnimate!
I've seen better dealing in Poker Night, you're not special
Your animations took your shitfest to a whole other level 
Shame you had worse writing here than the vows at your marriage
I'd say this Loss was worse than your wife's miscarriage.

Ethan Macmanus vs Tycho Brahe - Rap Cypher #15

FNAF SONG - The End

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cg2fnEIvxLwsgsPSAN1_B34mlPqUVY7ZvyINVfG494s/edit
RaccoonBroVA as Big Jack Horner
King Mewtwo as Frieza
Written by MetaMachine
Mixing and thumbnail by SIR Rap Battles
Beat by SYKO
Art by Skydivingquagga
Hint for next time: "Shifty Salesmen" (ft. Quizzique)

Jack Horner vs. Frieza

JustGamer as The Riddler

TaigaTonic as The Hijacker

Beat by: ENNWAY
Mixed by: SIR Rap Battles
Written by: TaigaTonic
Additional Writing by: ENNWAY and ItsNugget
Thumbnail by: M!CAH
Special Thanks: Dilly!, Matt Raichous, SIR Rap Battles, and Rabi

The Riddler:
What do you get when you cross the top mind in Gotham
With a basement goblin who can’t face a problem
A broken dope fighting the woke for Coke
Who’s such a token Joker, that even it would shock him

Tried spreading a message but he couldn't confront it
Because no one seemed to care about his Dr. Whodunit 
And for with scheming through screens we’re one in the same,
But the button to change his channel is how they’re Catching my Waves

While I was running the streets of Gotham
He was running a stream that people weren't even watching
And I'm leaving marks without any question
He stooped in the news 'cuz he knew they'd forget him

But what I wonder’s on why it’s so odd to see
Him wear the face of anti-corp hiding with hypocrisy
So Riddle me this! If you're seeking to help
What's the point of the mask when you’re deceiving yourself

Max Headroom Highjacker:
Oh jesus…
You're a freaking nerd that's my conclusion
Just leave (groans) 
You've ranted on longer than my entire intrusion

I’m a Rap God and that verse was dog shit
But I guess it makes sense when you’re all Logic
Shined the spotlight on yourself cause you were one they weren’t watching
When you tried to topple the tops of Gotham, but botched it

You look down on the people cause you see them as dimwits
If you think you have a great mind, then you’re falling to your sickness
Should see a hospital if you're wanting answers
Zodiac ain’t the first time you’ve crossed paths with cancer

Achieved mass reception then had no repercussions
While your intellect only had you riddled with punches
Had feelings for your partner but it ended in a mess
Because your love is fading and I still see your X

The Riddler:
May have escaped the FBI’s attempts to follow you
But through the eyes of a mask you’ll find it's a hollow view
So go on and answer! I know you’re rather quick witted
Why would they care when you barely even did shit?

Though, congrats! You got away with it, i guess, so well played 
But sorry teach, you did that for dry video essays 
To find the freak on the screen not in the right headspace 
Who thought his cheeks were a scene good enough to collect fame

Now seen as a mockery so your glove is left dirty
Just a troll left alone talking more Bull than Swirsky
So when the World Greatest News comes and forget you just see it
Be considered just another time you’ve been left beaten

Max Headroom Highjacker:
(Hush!) You still got Questions to solve there rookie
Kidnapped Catwoman and still got no pussy
And claim my masterpiece was sad to see while you turn tots to tragedies
You need a Shining Knight in armour just to go back to sleep

Stopped breaking cases when he got a mace to the face 
And tried to become a Private Eye, but it was made into waste
Now whenever you’re outsmarted you're stuck in denial
Screaming “HOW’D YOU SOLVE MY GOOGLEABLE TRIAL”

So how about a change of pace and you answer my question
Who’s the man challenging his mind with more than depression
Creating new iterations to make his relevance stronger
That beats his story more to death than what he did his daughter

The Riddler vs The Max Headroom Incident - Rap Battle! Ft. JustGamer

Full battle on YouTube: https://youtu.be/JvajhkTNjZo

► CREDITS: 

Vanessa as Ms. Frizzle
Twitter: @VanessaBenVO

KingSpirals as Mary Poppins
 Twitter: @KingSpiralsVA

Written by
PowerPoint Rap Battles 

Ms. Frizzle Art by WAN

Mary Poppins Art by SkydivingQuagga

Beat Prod. by Tone Jonez & Leo Barqui

Beat arranged by Theme Park Avenue

Mixed by Nikki

Thumbnail by SPM1000

► LYRICS:

Mary Poppins Verse 1

Spit spot, Miss, you’re facing Mary Poppins
I’m punctual and don’t appreciate your tardy pop-ins (Now…!)

Zip your lips, we are not a codfish or the tuna you were in the mouth of
This is the second, wait, third time you’ll get devoured

My knowledge and umbrella are the envy of a Weather Man
You have a flying bus, yet your lessons are pedestrian and treacherous!

Now let me get your measurements
Oh, eccentric lecturer whose bus is the one thing that isn’t reckless

I’m laughing with the Banks, while your outings don’t end happily, so Valerie
You don't even deserve a teacher’s salary (goodness!)

You put your pupils in danger on nearly every trip
The truth is very cold, so please don’t take off your helmets, kids


Ms. Frizzle Verse 1

Good morning, class! Please excuse Nanny McFreaky
Her style’s just a little bit too old school, right Phoebe? 

She thinks she can’t be rattled, so let’s buckle up, kids
And prove how easily some teaching can get under her skin! (Woo!)

We’ve traveled Mary’s whole brain, and our findings are outstanding
Based on all the nooks and crannies, she is quite a crooked nanny

She leaves Bert in the dust when he can barely get by
It seems the only thing that she can teach is class… divide!

While you have the kids tidy your room
We find cocoons and then we fly to the moon, and I’d invite you too

But you’re already on a trip with your magic flying nonsense 
Be careful when you’re blitzed, lightning strikes the highest object (get it?!)


Mary Poppins Verse 2

A woman like myself doing drugs? You must be joking
But if that’s your finest comedy, my uncle won’t be floating

Though he’s often very positive, he thinks your show’s the grossest
With its imagery so sickening, I couldn’t sugarcoat it

Oh, the winds have changed, and Miss Frizzle’s flows are blowing 
There’s little else to say, I’ve clearly bested my opponent (oh!)

And I know just the way to end this most triumphant moment 
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


Ms. Frizzle Verse 2

Your fame has joined the other nannies gone in the gale
I quizzed my students on your novel, and all of them failed!

Walt said you’d never be forgotten but that promise was frail
Now you’re like Liz, no one cares about the loss of your tale

You hate logic, but it takes little explaining to know 
That Magic School Bus is the greatest educational show (that’s right!)

While my viewers’ brains grow, all your viewers’ brains go
Mary Sue has been schooled, guess she should have stayed home (oh!)

Ms. Frizzle vs Mary Poppins. PowerPoint Rap Battles

Fidg as W.D. Gaster
Grasman as William Afton



Crew
Beat by Trunxks beatz  
Mixed and mastered by fidg
Written by Trav Shark & HoodieMasterr 
Additional writing by Col
Art by Cola & Trav Shark
Background by Trav Shark 
Thumbnail by Trav Shark





W.D. Gaster:
ENTRY NUMBER 17, we see a game that's made for teens
Rising up to fame, now came to a stop after finishing a movie
Now there is William Afton trying to fight me?
You resemble that purple freak from Ao Oni

Called a main antagonist, but he's behind the scenes
But I guess the rabbit was trying to wrangle in some green
Fell into depression by one Bite
So I'll make sure it's Security Breach, leave you with no byte

Think you got the Steel Wool, but you get more run down
You act more insane and brutal than Undyne
With a story so controversial, you're dropping lore on cement
With a story so insane it drove Matpat to retirement

Honestly, I thought you were a bit more scary
But now you just act like a coward in a killer mask, Shaggy
Looks like Miller is the Twisted One with children perform like Puppets 
You're just asking for lawsuits, guy, now you're kicking the bucket




William Afton:
This crack head is just nonsense like his underground management
Why bring your illness to a family establishment?
With your scientist intellect, I expected more
But I guess your life is just behind nothing but closed doors

You're like a virus, cuz your downfall was falling in your creation
He's all up to code, but not the mutilation
How'd you spit a verse with that hand talk?
Can't tell if that was speaking facts or a study log

You stalk Frisk like a horror movie character
And I find it more awkward than your excuse of a verse
I'm a psycho murderer known for causing trouble too! 
Call you “.D Gaster”, cuz you don't have a w!




W.D. Gaster:
Well, no wonder your wife and kids got up and left you
cuz you care about your job more than your family, and that’s the truth.
You remained springlocked to your third entry
Got boring gimmicks, but I find the ending to be very, very interesting

Too bad the people you once knew died from your creations
And years later, you fell in your own creation
Came back to hunt guards, like they’re ones to mess with 
As I still remain, your appearances are only Mimics



William Afton:
Calling my appearance a mimic? That’s what you came up with?
Throughout your game, you barely made a hit
The only time I find you creepy is your glitchy laugh
Make this your first fight, cuz i’m about to kill your ass

This fight is gonna be your final entry
even i’m more popular than you
Wanted to be free from your curse, but had so much hope to lose
Even your followers are pointless, they’re being used
So in the end, you're just stuck like a springlock suit (haha)

W.D. Gaster vs. William Afton ft. Fidg & Grasman

Happy Place (NIGHTCORE)

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Dreamwalker (A Poppy Playtime CatNap Song) | GlitchecalKatt

Slenderman vs. Jack the Ripper:

Written By: Freshy Kanal, Vladimyr P, Legion, Eddiefrb, R, Tuna, Dani

Chizeled by: Fel and Mat4yo

Thumbnail Art by: Skeep Tieel

Mixed by: Fel

Instrumental by: Hollywood Legend Beats

Slenderman:
Audio: Freshy Kanal
Video: Y.D.Geon

Jack the Ripper:
Audio: Fel 
Video: Legion

Lyrics:
 
Jack the Ripper:
It’s the legend that never left, who called you to integrate?
A tale that can’t decide which Freddy it shall imitate.
So hey! For games it’s time out, I’m a real villain, so pipe down.
Just try to push my buttons and I turn this bulb head’s lights out.
You got infected by the kiddie-napping mannequin syndrome.
A suit dummy from armani - trapped in windows.
You think you beat a real killer, this clown is getting sillier.
And I won Whitechapel faster than you peddled pedophilia.
Your tactics? too shite to complain.
if your game was a book, then I wouldn’t be awake at the eighth page. 
This specter ain't a speck on Lecter, and oi:
You’re jump-scaring like Bendy’s stomping on your groin.

Slenderman:
Put that tea cup down, I heard you’re from Poland.
Jack the rip off, I bet your rhymes are also stolen.
Modern monster got the moxie to knock off your mouldy socks
Got the win in the bag, and Jack in the Box.
With five lame kills you think you're the king maimer
Cuz you stuck your nose in a local nudespaper.
While I looked eight pages past your muddle
And I saw tougher riddles - a crossword puzzle!
I’m the bigger better baiter, bitch, you’re battling the Slender.
I leave existences abandoned, unremembered.
The Ripper struck again, he’s trying to kill me
But today’s victim is your hashed credibility!
Everyone, look down to this day dreamer!
Foreshadowing the grave of Jack the R. I. P. -per!
Now let me do my job, cause my game doesn’t stop.
Go ahead shitting on five girls, one cop.

Jack the Ripper:
I'll attack this hack with a track stacked to Zodiac 
With an army of proxies that just promulgates insomniacs

Slenderman:
You never actually got any women, you ripped and jacked off to these.
Then you did it like your semen, got your life trapped between the sheets.  

Jack the Ripper:
You were a five minute trend, now your fame is more haunted 
We’re not on the same page - you're doodles and I'm wanted! 
With those stretchy tentacles, tryna compensate? 
Well, now you'll be left static when you cross my way! 
I’m a mystery in history, no way you can be dissing me. 
Your kidnapping’s like: I take a nap, while you’re kidding me. 
You’d have a scarier appearance bearing your pupil's crest.
Carve a scar in your face and say “my nama Jeff”.

Slenderman:
You’re no different than anyone I battled before.
I’ve seen better serial/cereal killers in a breakfast store.
Hide your ass where you want, you’ll be sent to hell.
So call me Senderman, since you’re taking the L.
Now people are asking whether Ripper is lasting, it’s enough to tell them that you’re owned.
Your grave was dug in the backyard of H. H. Holmes.

Slenderman vs. Jack the Ripper - Rap Battle!

I'm the main antagonist of YouTube although I don't play a central role in the series till the 2010s

Mancha as Poochee
Eddie as Pansy

F00PZ as Red Puppet 
F00PZ as Bird Puppet
F00PZ as Yellow Puppet

Poochee and Pansy:

Once upon a time, there were two sick rappers
That will be named victorious against some horror-ble actors
Dev-oat-ed fans are bewitched when they see you Sufferdark
So we’ll ball hard to show you we’ve got both bite and bark
Our special announcement is to keep kids protected
You’re deceiving and begging for HELP so you’re not disconnected
There are Bad Things That Can Happen and thisisitcollectively    
We’re towering over you and this time we’re not here to get kitty
Your fans are jejune teens and I don’t FIND YOU much better
Slowly ditching your friends while we always stick together
You try to Question Fun but these standard practices are vital
Couldn’t capitalize on your fame or your first episode’s title

Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared:

Digital style comes in the form of many things
Looks like now we’re in Powerpoint Slideshow vs Anything
That sounds really boring - you can ring me and the bell
Because you’re lonely and forgotten - taking the  mic L
While we’re taking the Midnight Crown as what haunts YouTube
You’re green with envy because we’re more creative than you
Have you met the talking clock? 10 years and you’ll surely rot
With a pesky B-plot worth Gangadiddly squat!
ARG! The early bird gets your can of worms, pups!
Takes a ScareTheater video for you to be eaten up
With your dreams of winning against my oil flow, you’ll plummet
Just show your puppy Love and succumb as a puppet

Poochee and Pansy:

*hahah* We’re spitting fire, you’re spitting like Freddy Firefly
You can celebrate Father’s Day by meeting who you were inspired by
Comedy is more your Colin, take an eye for an eye
Looks like this is the second time you bombed on the open mic


Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared:

*huh?* You’re trying to reach us but your views are pitiful
Your fame is dest-Roy-ed and you never grew up like Shrignold
Send an S.O.S to your friends because you’re clearly quite the dreamer
But you won’t get far if your favourite idea is screamers

Coverart by Geon
Written by Eddie
Mixed by -
Prod. by Sean Divine

NEXT BATTLE: Elementary (ft. Legion & Allymations)

Poochee & Pansy vs Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

lilyrabitsings!:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCK9qr1eDqCdv2tgLJrHsKRA

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