I once said boo to a goose and it laid an egg, and inside the egg was a piece of paper, and on the paper there was a joke. "Q: What do you get if you cross a camel with a goose? A: Goose bumps." Naturally I was furious for having had my time wasted on this nonsense goose whimsy, but by the time I looked up the goose had fled. The bad joke was a defence mechanism to prevent people getting near to me, I mean near to the goose.

In this episode: Log has had his willy swiped by a wily enchantress. Joe gets wrapped up in the world of non-fungible tokens. And speaking of token, Steve contributes a low-effort Murray Walker bit that I suppose he thinks passes for a feature these days.

fung our tokens

437: The Spooky April Edition

Who knew talking about a man jackin' it on a plane would lead to a completely NSFW episode :P Also the boys talk about the insane fight Jesse saw, RG3, and porn stars without make-up. All this and more on today's episode!

Cox n' Crendor: Monday, September 29th 2014

What starts out as a conversation about Pele quickly left turns off a cliff into a 25 minute discussion about music. Only on Cox n' Crendor.

Cox n' Crendor: The Music Cast

Jesse and Crendor return from Blizzcon and ramble on about it for too damn long. Also some weird news and things!

Cox n' Crendor: Post-Blizzcon Ramblefest!!!

These jingles are resings of JAM Creative Productions' famous jingle package called "Q Cuts", originally sung for WKQI-FM/Detroit, "the new Q-95". 

Shine 99 aired these from the early 1990's until 1998, when a new package aired.

Shine 99 WSHW Q Cuts Jingles

CRIKEY! Kangaroos have started appearing all over the US! But have these foreign fiends escaped from zoos OR are they much more likely phantom beasts hopping to earth from another dimension? Lets find out as Rory and Kit #INVESTIGATE

#046 Phantom Kangaroos are Haunting America

Grab the heaviest spoon in the kitchen and tuck into this week's big bowlful of ice cold Regular Features, fortified with so much vitamin BEE it will make your freakin' head spin off into a bin and the bin man come and he take it away. Wow!

In this episode, Gav challenges you to name the cereal in his mouth, Steve has been forging documents, and a-Log-forever-on-the-backfoot scrambles to implement yet more last-minute government-mandated pandemic accommodations to his confused pub.

PODCAST NOTES: The following illegal Nottingham pubs are not adhering to Public Health England's COVID-19 social distancing measures and should be reported to the police:

The Crown and Two More Crowns — 35 Marrow Lane
Juicy Susan's Inoteca — Unit H, Sneinton Business Park 
Crazy Brian's Electric Pub — 9b Forthwith Ave
The King Walliams — Corner of 55th and Madison
Brewdog Nottingham — 20-22 Broad St

now ive seen everythin

413: Honey I Nut The Cheerios

In this ALMOST LIVE episode, Log invites you to explore the soundscape of a reader's body, Steve's been on the hunt for his local missing dogs, and Gavin libels Colonel Sanders, then goes after Aunt Bessie for good measure.

just pay us already

425: Missing Fart

On this weeks episode we investigate Sam, a space jester from another planet who lives in the swamp and only talks to children. Is he truly a creature from another world? Or just a weirdo in costume? Either way, he should probably be in jail.

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#192 Sam the Swamp Jester From Another Planet

Hey now, what's that sound, everybody look, it's a new episode of the podcast. What happens in this one? I'm so glad you asked. Steve composes his very own Cyberpunk 2077 mission. Joe escapes into the fantastic world of the Lemon Pibwobs. And Log hires a mediator to address recent bullying concerns on the podcast.

Now if you don't mind. I've got to go stand over there.

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hack into our pockets

429: Lemon Cyberpunch

Elegance. Charm. Big moustache. Poise. Intellect. Their very own pizza oven. Grace. Wit. These are the qualities we look for in an Italian chef, and we will settle for nothing less. What? Oh, we also did a podcast. Mamma mia.

Steve delivers what he promises to be his very last feature about teeth. Log codes an algorithm that can generate four petabytes of bee names per second. Gav stumbles across a curious accent in The Expanse. Joe circles around us like a sheepdog.

pony up, bozo

430: Generate My Space Teeth

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