Loud ejaculations - this comes reading Conan-Doyle. He uses the older meaning of this word often and being a child i of course found it hilarious. 

Ha fantastic, love that.  Added to my June 21 Freak Radio playlist

brilliant, captain! hahaha, and so entertaining

digging that beat too. wonderful idea to do this one

Welcome Gentlemen and Gentleladies to the club of the Empire, as we present to you the first of our series of disquisions on various engaging and important topics. Tonight's topic is a complete guide to England, presented by Steam Captain Carter for your pleasure. Please give him a warm welcome and ensure you do not call out while the lecture is in progress as loud ejaculations will cause a disturbance.


Song partly inspired by exurb1a's video on England (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KySFp0w7-hE) and Elemental's song "I'm British". I wanted to do a tongue in cheek guide to England, exagerating all the stereotypes to a ridiculous degree. I find it amusing the misconceptions of my American friends about us and our lovely lovely ways. It's a bit unusual, but I very much hope you enjoy it.

An interesting and informative dissertation about England.

An Interesting and Informative Dissertation About England.

This version of my song, "Hangtime", is dedicated to Steve Low for giving me the idea of doing this song acoustically/unplugged. Many thanks Steve -- hope you enjoy it! 

-- Jonas :)

"For Steve Low"

all compositions and art - peter wessell
all instruments -peter wessell

1 Creation

War in Jalrune

Pigs of Legion

I’ve sailed the seven seas, 
I’ve searched the skies above,
I’ve shed my blood and tears,
Cause nothing comes without a price

From rotten roots it springs
In veiled despair it dwells
From withered flesh it nurtures 
Seeds of corruption and wicked lies

O Idiot Blind God,
What future do you see
Don’t hide behind the mask
Of benevolence, it never fooled me

What has no beginning nor end
Cannot truly be understood
A creation as flawed and obscene 
Must be extinguished, burnt down to its roots.

Burn it down to the roots.

Lost in the seven seas,
I prayed to the skies above,
For a light to guide my spirit 
I sacrificed all, for that was the price

Where nothing’s meant to remain
Desolation welcomes me home
As flesh heals, I become like thee
Ignorant, silent, and alone.

Seven Seas

Träume Sind Schäume

Just one phrase of bass may remind you of one famous legendary song, but it’s just your assumption!

Don’t say it’s Monday

Lyrics:

Part I
There is a minotaur,
Locked inside my head,
He wanders around my secret passageways.

No land,
No hint, 
Just a thread in my hand, 
Inside this Labyrinth.

A shadow crosses my sight, 
Where the branches break.
Then I found those crippling eyes,
It will keep me awake.

No land, 
No hint, 
Just a thread in my hand, 
Inside this Labyrinth.

Part II
Out in the darkness
He's waiting for a mistake,
I can't outrun this madness,
I have no escape.

Out in the darkness
They smell the blood of the prey,
Until the day of the heartless,
The Grave of betrayal.

Part III
When the night comes to you in a mirror,
Look around for the stone, 
You will find my name.
You will find my name.

Here 's your soul,
I give you freedom,
In the dawn,
You will find my name.
Find my name.

Part IV
No land,
No pain,
No blood in vain.

Part V
There’s was a minotaur,
Living in my head,
Sometimes I hear his ax swinging ,
But I don’t really care.

Drums: Leandro
Bass: Leo
Guitar & Vocals: Yoshi
Written by Yoshi

Labyrinth

Etude preparatoire; sketched on piano, for strings.
I post preparatory studies because I am the beneficiary of advice from much more accomplished composers here present, who generously offer me advice to help me attempt to improve, for which I am enormously grateful.

Preparatory Study for Strings (Piano)

01 - NI - Session Guitarist - Picked Acoustic - Pawnshop Guitar
02 - Heavyocity - Ascend modern Grand - Ascendant Wings 
03 - Heavyocity - Ascend modern Grand - Delicate crystals
04 - Heavyocity - Ascend modern Grand - Syncopated Eigths
05 - OT - TM - Mixed Choir Multi
06 - Sonuscore - The Orchestra Complete - Under Pressure

Ascendant Winds - First Part

*The Steamship Sails Again.*

A series of experiments in steampunk music, covering the fall of humanity, hubris, scientific malpractice, victoriana and the long dark tea time of the soul. Influences: Tom Waits, Nick Cave, Ben Caplan, The Dresden Dolls, Kaizers Orchestra, Gogol Bordello and Leningrad.

An Interesting and Informative Dissertation About England.

Steam Captain Carter

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