First battle of the series guys!

EPIC RAP BATTLES STEVEN UNIVERSE VS ANYTHING
AMETHYST
VS
UHH... MY MATH TEACHER
BEGIN!

My Math Teacher:
It's time for class, you stupid ass
Your ass is grass, so go pass gas
I teach algebra, you reach apples, uh
Just kidding, you're obese, I'll crack ya
I'll crack you until you turn into crack rocks oooh
Your friends think you look like poo
Yo purple nurples, go back to kindergarden
haha, get it? oh wait, you're not educated

Amethyst:
It's Amethyst, and I'll slam your tits
Your saggy tits are not worth shit
I have Pearl, Steven, and Garnet
What do you have? A pi chart and?
I'll subtract ya, from this fight, ya
I'll eat you out like I eat mi torta!
Peridot is more friendly than you
What are you? a jew? ooooooh!

My Math Teacher:
Yo it's time for the fast rap, ass slap, gonna be giving you a big math test
bad sense, mad fense, lad hense, you and your gems are nothing but ass hats
'Cause if you fuck with me, I'll have no choice but give you F, see?
Your room is fucking messy, your victory's mysterious like nessie
Now it's time to stop the fast rap
'Cause your show is..... a bad crap
Yo Amethyst, slam ya tits, slamming shits, so go eat ham and this
So better luck next time faggot, math teacher won, fam, eat this

Amethyst:
Shut the fuck up Teacher you fucking idiot
Trying to make kids be smart, you amphibian
School is dead, you're fired, bitch!
I'll put you in between bread and make a bitch sandwich
Look at you, rapping so badly with rapture
I mean, it's not my fault you didn't want to be mature
Swallowing rhymes like how I swallowed a rock
Best fire them from school, you got pwnd by the G-squad!

Amethyst vs My Math Teacher. Epic Rap Battles: Steven Universe vs Anything #1

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Amethyst vs My Math Teacher. Epic Rap Battles: Steven Universe vs Anything #1

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