Zombie (Plants VS Zombies) VS Zombie (Minecraft)

crusty ass png

writing: me
voicework: me
poor mixing: me
beat: anywaywell

Zombie (PVZ)

Rising up from my grave, I didn’t come to play.
Listen bud, I gotta say that we just ain’t the same.
Killin’ buds, exterminate, but before my lunch break
EA says you gotta pay, Pop a Cap right at your face!

Yeah, I’m facing a pussy like it’s PVZ!
Only waking at night, d’you need a coffee bean?
Using your babies to fight, so to stop you from running out,
I’ll make more waves with your wife, like “the zombies are coming!” Ouch!

Zombie (Minecraft)

This monster spawned before dawn on this bomb beat,
But all that was audible was you, now I’m yawning
‘Cause the problem that I find wrong with this zombie:
Your army falls into line like you’re playing Zombot-lane!

You got a ludicrous legion that lose to lawn mowers!
It don’t take hours for me to bust down a locked door!
Hardcore, like your head I’m popping off fast!
Who knew you’d have so much trouble trying to touch grass!

Zombie (PVZ)

Yeah, I fuck with the plants and I win it, the minute you step in the light you are finished!
You spend your whole night tryna break in a village and still didn’t get in, you ain’t got no bitches!
So listen, your single-hit disses ain’t similar to me freely feasting on greenies for dinner,
Any mob happens to hurt you and you go ballistic, no wonder you’re riding with chickens!

Ooh, call that a critical hit, the way how I come from the top!
Make like your business and sink when I cut you down a Notch!
You’ve Drowned so sleep with the fishes, but you can’t haunt ‘em!
‘Cause when you fight the Zomboss, you end up Zom-bottom!

Zombie (Minecraft)

All of your rhymes cannot hit, they do light damage!
I die to smite enchantments, you die to spud mines planted!
Ain’t got no weakness, just strength. Do harm? It’s healthy to me!
Minecraft’s making massive money, you’re stuck in the Loonboonies!

My fans are frivolous, your fans forgot your franchise!
I thought you’d be happy to wither like when a plant dies!
I’d tell you to stay dead and release ZackScott’s soul, but
You try to revive and still decline. “Bruhhh” moment.

Zombie VS Zombie - Rap Battle

Chaotic Rap Battles as Stan
JesseBox as Harley Quinn

Beat by Lucy Beatz II
Written, Mixed, and Edited by Matt Raichous

-LYRICS-
HARLEY
Grilling a shilling maniac villain ain’t thrilling
But the tea’s gone cold, so I might as well spill it
Don’t know where to start with those scenarios you brought up
Sweating hard and looking like you drank a fifth of vodka
I read your letters, and I thought I was crazy
You’re no Slim, but there’s no doubt you’re Shady
Blast you back to Pete Davidson if you think you’re beating me
Must be something wrong with you, I’m guessing it’s BPD
Meant to represent a parasocial wackjob
Instead you’re namesake of kids who love K-Pop
Shoulda loved your girlfriend, you needed one another
‘Bout to leave this battle quicker than you left your little brother

STAN
Dear, Quinn! I wrote you, but you still ain’t get the message
That the clown you fuckin’ with ain’t worth a third of your obsession
What’s up with that, I thought you was a brainiac (huh?)
How’d you get tangled up with a fuckin’ egomaniac
Bad Meets Evil when you’re fighting with me
How ‘bout I cut this bitch to see how much she bleeds
Ms. Too-Good-For-My-Career, running ‘round with a fuckin’ flower
Fuckin’ crying and sounding like you could use a thousand downers
Tie you up and lock you in my mother fuckin’ trunk, bitch
Drown you in my flow, off a bridge, like I’m drunk, bitch
didn’t need a Bat to beat The Joker’s biggest fan
Sincerely, yours, the man with the dub in his hand, Stan

Stan vs. Harley Quinn - Saturday Morning Rap Bonus

CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR RETURN TO DREAM LAND

Welcome back to MC Fawful Rap Battles! This battle pits the cosmic jester, Marx, against the interdimensional traveller, Magolor! Which one of these Kirby characters will win? That's for you to decide!

Chao as Magolor
garbageGothic as Marx

Written by MC Fawful
Mixed by Light
Beat by beatg33kz 
Thumbnail by rabi
Special Thanks to Frank the Fre$h and Tommy Salommy

Magolor:
I’m quite impressed with how you’ve grown as a villain,
So let me Paint a picture, since that’s all that’s needed to take you out.
And, when mentioning Kirby’s foes, it’s obvious you don’t fit the bill,
Yet I think that it’s clear which one of us opponents here will take the crown.
So face it, clown! Without Star Allies, you would’ve been missing for years!
Since your drawn out boring plot would grind all of my missing gears!
Made the planets fight but can’t win at all!
Come face me in space and I’d still be the pinnacle!
Cause when talking R.I.P., you took it a bit too literal. 
When I make the beat drop like Drum Dash, it’s best that you run fast,
Since looking at your design, I’m not sure if this piece of gum’ll last.
So when you got into the fighting games, tell me whose dreams came true?
Cause you thought you’d be Ultimate, but your penultimate boss was better than you!
Don’t need an extra verse to end this fraud performer!
Cause people know you for one game, and even then, it just bores us!
You let Kirby do the hard labor by grabbing all the stars,
Then you went and seized the means to his wish, call ya Karl Marx


Marx:
(Hahaha) Did it really take that long for you to Landia shots?
No need to be such a Grouch, cause that verse, I gotta- well, 
You gotta do something if you wanna win this dumb thing,
But since you just rely on others for victory, I don’t think you could do that one thing.
(Hm) You made up for your story by giving Kirby a theme park,
Pal, I made up a whole story and all my shots hit the mark!
Tried to be cool in Kirby Clash with new ideas to grapple,
But then you locked them behind a paywall and said “how do you like them apples?”
(Ooo!) Your soul purpose became null, worthless!
When all that happened was a blob and their pals putting you right into the dirt, kid!
To verse this? I doubt you could bring something good to your fans’ eyes,
Cause all it could take is a sword to the face for you to be cut from the franchise!
When the sun and moon were fighting, I put Kirby to bat, and it left them frightened!
You may think you’re balling, but pal, you’re just falling! You’re not even near where my height is!
So just go and cry for Kirby again, or become another faux foe trend,
Cause my new wish is for everyone to forget this ex-Best Friend.


Also yes I know this is another one verse each I have one more battle planned after this and then I'm done

Marx vs Magolor - MC Fawful Rap Battles

Sweeney Todd Vs Patrick Bateman DEMO

Red Guy Vs Truman DEMO

youtube community guidelines vs the us constitution rap battle

Quizzique as YT Community Guidelines
RaccoonBro as US Constitution 
Written by TheDangerStranger
Additional writing help by RaccoonBroVA and Quizzique
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan 
Video edited by TheDangerStranger
Beat produced by BeeSaa Beats

US Constitution (0:18):
Straight out the Revolution, now what do I see
A miniscule set of rules who think they’re something to me
Well they’re not, now let me tell y’all what I believe
Your copyright abuse don’t fly in the land of the free
So now I’m spilling the tea, cause while I inspire governments
Your site inspires tons of pricks to hide inside and hunt for clicks
While spied on by your fuckin shit
Meanwhile you’re only occupied with findin’ all the money, dick
And you’re shite at tryna at hide it, bitch
You know who it is, reppin a country so great
You don’t the “America”, you’ll know from just “United States”
Nothing but corporate schlock written by some idiots
But I bet I pissed you off by saying “fuck” so early in the video
Got the red and white, but you got no justice, hence why you took the blue right on off
But you might wanna double check the Second Amendment, cause it’s time for me to go and shoot the shots

YT Community Guidelines (0:55):
At YouTube, we believe in spite of hating
It’s always right to help who your rhymes are scathing
That’s why the guidelines will be perfect for you,
Because during this you’ll need to take on violations
Your only fans nowadays are trigger happy bozos
Only America, I sustain a site the whole world knows
Even for your country’s documents you’re not the greatest
Your impact is easily swept by the Declaration
I’m tearing this paper page apart, Madison would weep if he saw
Now I’ll leave the National Archive Museum with an error 404
Benefit of the doubt, I don’t think your impact’s sparse
But you couldn’t beat cholesterol to America’s hearts
Supposedly infallible in the people’s eyes 
I guess that’s why they amended it fifty thousand times

US Constitution (1:32):
We the people do care for your horseshit 
Honestly it's appalling how you sort things
You see a small timer struggling to make it
And you say “Let’s give their money to massive corporations!” 
I give no fucks about goin hard
It’s a constitutional right to spit bars
You’re making your own aesthetics fuck-ugly 
Just to underpay the people who do your art
Susan fled after she took all your flaws and compounded 
She left your site in a worse state than she found it
Meanwhile the states I’ve founded are all impeccable
Well, apart from Florida, that one’s a bit regrettable 
I’m adored by my country’s residents and set precedence for presidents
While your entire userbase hates your sentiments
And the vitriol for your whole ebb and flow is evident
It’s honestly incredible

YT Community Guidelines (2:09):
Your appeal to revoke our first verse had good points, probably
Unfortunately our bots rejected it automatically.
Since my inception, I’ve been bout protecting communities 
From some corruption and all the dangers, see
While this dude’s sections are out here advocating for slavery 
Then you banned the ability to ban it
Cause you were written by some slimy bandits
Only became reasonable after they changed you a ton
And the state of your country’s still just a dump
No surprise your biggest rep’s a lawyer running criminal schemes
So I crushed the Constitution like I do creators’ dreams.


YouTube Community Guidelines vs. The US Constitution - Rap Battle! (YouTube vs Anything)

Trump:
Yo it's Donald Trump coming out my Trump Towers
Bout to show this bitch a sampler of my Trump Power
I don't need my "Politics Beam" to tell you're gonna lose g
Biden may be woke, but your ass is fruity!
This third grade nerd's earned a diss track, punk
Your burns are so bad I turned into pickle trump!
Your series is so bad (believe me) everyone can tell
Shadow wizard money gang! We love casting spells!

Dilly:
Damn, trump, those fucking lines were just the worst 
I'm glad you went before me, after all it's ladies first 
You got mike pence, a condom, and pencil in your purse 
Call me covid 2.0. This bitch ass gon need a nurse 
(Ay ay) lay off the spray tan you lookin like a cheez it 
(Ay ay) heard you wrote a book, i prolly will not read it 
You call me fruity, bitch your verse was a fruit’s ballad 
I'm shitting on this track like you did to mail in ballots 

Trump:
That verse was sick... like COVID. It's not true!
You think you'll win? So wrong. Not you!
No truth was spilled. I will not fall!
When I take your crew and I KILL THEM ALL!!!
Okay so this next line was gonna be about 9/11 but I figured it might alienate my voter base and be a bit insensitive
Mostly alienate my voter base
I don't Obama-care about the rhymes you spat
Anyways, wanna go play Minecraft?

Dilly:
No i will not play minecraft with a fuckin racist g 
I prefer running up bridge when dan is there to carry me 
You make walls cause youre a short lil bitch with small fingers 
I make walls when logged on fortnite, im a raw builder 
I'm not feeling hearing or fearing you im a point taker 
You sound like a mix of casey and a fuckin voice changer 
I'm the creepypasta of the most and now this cunts bloody 
Here's ten dollars for your loss and don't use it as hush money

Dilly vs Donald Trump. FRB In True

A collection of roles I've done in many fanmade battles ranging from my own to those from friends I've worked with!
Papyrus for Uberocity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0qaNpfxGyU&pp=ygUTUGFweXJ1cyB2cyBHaW92YW5uaQ%3D%3D
Ryuk for Anime Rap Battles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfC2hUppU38&pp=ygUNUnl1ayB2cyBCb3Rhbg%3D%3D
The Max Headroom Incident for GamingPlush64 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuv2rxMGjG0&pp=ygUXTWF4IEhlYWRyb29tIHJhcCBiYXR0bGU%3D
Felix the Cat for Rap Battle Arena https://soundcloud.com/rap-battle-arena-real/felix-the-cat-vs-cartoon-cat-rap-battle-arena-bonus-battle-feat-vinnyo-and-metamachine
Coach Z for MGRB https://soundcloud.com/meta-gengo-rap-battles/coach-z-vs-boyfriend
Frosty the Snowman for MGRB https://soundcloud.com/meta-gengo-rap-battles/frosty-the-snowman-vs-hat-kid
Luigi for MGRB https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rulJCf_d0lA&pp=ygUPTHVpZ2kgdnMgSG9ybmV0
Karoo for Anime Rap Battles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BstdrcnDyUI&pp=ygUQS2Fyb28gdnMgUGVuIFBlbg%3D%3D

Coverart by SPM1000

MetaMachine Rap Battle Role Reel!

SNL Cast Member

BUY/STREAM: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/zagranis/two-thousand-and-two

Take a peek into my brain...

Hook:
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead

Verse 1:
I was only seventeen, I realized who I wanna be
I wanna be the one that provides riches to my family
I wanna be the one that you recognize on the street
Tap your good friend on the shoulder and say “hey it’s the queen”
I’ve been trying to find my way back down to earth
But I can’t bring myself down to touch the dirt
I can hear you all from here what the fuck are you sayin
I’ll be thinkin ‘bout it when I’m 6 foot layin
You’re saying what you want but at the end of the day
That’s all gonna be behind me when I’m up on the stage

Bridge:
You can try to tell me I’m dumb
You can try to tell me to act my age
You can tell me to give up
But it just motivates more whenever you say

Hook:
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead

Verse 2:
Sometimes I just feel like I’m screaming into the void
Why do I complain? I make money, I’m employed
I have friends, a family, a roof over my head
So why am I making songs bout how I wanna be dead
Layin’ down in my bed, at 2 AM thinking of verses
I can’t remember what I wrote in my head, and what’s worse is
Every time I open docs and I try to write
I get overemotional and I start to fucking cry
I’m pushing myself, over the limit, I’m quitting
Nothing’s written and I’m thinkin, that maybe I should start drinkin
It’s a sin and I know, that I’d have nowhere to go
But the bottom is the only place that I’d feel at home
It’s the end of the show, so just do what ya do
These are the thoughts of a broken mind from 2002
All of you out there who, care about me and my journey
Thank you for not letting me leave this planet early

Hook:
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead

Produced by H3 Music: www.youtube.com/channel/UC1nH4RqASg6DK2WgfPjyh5Q
Mixed and Mastered by Zagranis

two thousand and two (Prod. H3 Music)

First battle of the series guys!

EPIC RAP BATTLES STEVEN UNIVERSE VS ANYTHING
AMETHYST
VS
UHH... MY MATH TEACHER
BEGIN!

My Math Teacher:
It's time for class, you stupid ass
Your ass is grass, so go pass gas
I teach algebra, you reach apples, uh
Just kidding, you're obese, I'll crack ya
I'll crack you until you turn into crack rocks oooh
Your friends think you look like poo
Yo purple nurples, go back to kindergarden
haha, get it? oh wait, you're not educated

Amethyst:
It's Amethyst, and I'll slam your tits
Your saggy tits are not worth shit
I have Pearl, Steven, and Garnet
What do you have? A pi chart and?
I'll subtract ya, from this fight, ya
I'll eat you out like I eat mi torta!
Peridot is more friendly than you
What are you? a jew? ooooooh!

My Math Teacher:
Yo it's time for the fast rap, ass slap, gonna be giving you a big math test
bad sense, mad fense, lad hense, you and your gems are nothing but ass hats
'Cause if you fuck with me, I'll have no choice but give you F, see?
Your room is fucking messy, your victory's mysterious like nessie
Now it's time to stop the fast rap
'Cause your show is..... a bad crap
Yo Amethyst, slam ya tits, slamming shits, so go eat ham and this
So better luck next time faggot, math teacher won, fam, eat this

Amethyst:
Shut the fuck up Teacher you fucking idiot
Trying to make kids be smart, you amphibian
School is dead, you're fired, bitch!
I'll put you in between bread and make a bitch sandwich
Look at you, rapping so badly with rapture
I mean, it's not my fault you didn't want to be mature
Swallowing rhymes like how I swallowed a rock
Best fire them from school, you got pwnd by the G-squad!

Amethyst vs My Math Teacher. Epic Rap Battles: Steven Universe vs Anything #1

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