Epic Rap Battles Steven Universe vs Anything

RAP LIKE CRAP

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Butter vs Peanuts. ft. guest stars.....

Lyrics: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF IMAGINATION
Pee-Nuts 
VS
Butt-er
BEGIN!

Butt-er: Errrrrrg, imma fuck you up bro,
my butt will go BUMP, and turn you into a hoe!
i was voiced by matthew because he wanted to cameo,
i will go kung fu panda on your ass since my nickname is PO!
my second verse is totally gonna have a fast rap,
so ill use my butt, to make a big crap!

Pee-Nuts: I will pee all over your nuts,
you think you are so hawt because you get butts?
you suck dick thats why your name is gay,
I'm so blind at rapping, you can call me Charles Ray!
BOO i scared you with my amazing lines,
look at the clock, you are way past your times!

Butt-er: I changed my mind i don't feel like fast rapping,
instead ill sit on a toilet and start crapping!
but i have the best flow you wont believe,
smell that?…… i made a queef!

Pee-Nuts: i have the best flow bitch, you wont believe its not butter,
the way you wear that butter makes you look sluttier!
fuck off i won this battle,
lol im gonna go tattle!

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF IMAGINATION!!!

Pee-Nuts vs Butt-er. Epic Rap Battles of Imagination

Justin Buckner as Ickis
Zack Maloney as Oblina
Frenzy as Krumm
Anthony Perry as Mike Wazowski
WoodenHornets as Sulley

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
AHH! REAL MONSTERS!
VERSUS!
MONSTERS INC!
BEGIN!

Ickis:
The three epic monsters are gonna bring pain on these losers
Oblina:
I’m fancy, rich, and ravishing, but also a lyrical bruiser
Krumm:
It doesn’t take the viewfinder to show you two can’t scare
Ickis:
You two better go away, Jimmy and Googly Bear
Oblina:
I’m top of my class, but brains are something you don’t have
Krumm:
Who the hell takes a filthy human, and neglects to put it back?
Ickis:
You both are just failed excuses for money making blockbusters
All:
Our disses will make you be screaming “AHH! REAL MONSTERS!!!”
 
Mike Wazowski:
It’s Mike on the mic, about to make these monsters fall!
I can see your defeats with just my one eyeball
Sulley:
We’ll beat these guys so bad, they’ll start to Krumm-ble
When you face Sulley in a fight, better get ready to tremble
Mike Wazowski:
Ickis, you’re making me sick, Oblina is Beetlejuice’s dildo
We’ll take the screams out of you punks, just like we did with our prequel
Sulley:
We will step through the door and enter a room of your defeat 
You’ll be the jackpot for us, we get our power from your screams

Ickis:
You had a change of heart in the ends? Now that’s upsetting 
Oblina:
We’re be the ones who scare when you leave you bedwetting
Krumm:
Even Gromble would school you! Kick you out of our world
Ickis:
You two think you can win? You got scared by a little girl!
Oblina:
I’ll nit pic these Pixar pricks, even your shorts are shit
Krumm:
Scaring humans is your job, we do it for the hell of it
Ickis:
You two are jokes compared to us, we are legendary
All:
We are the true winners here, you guys aren’t even scary 

Mike Wazowski:
We’ll give you nightmares, we even made Randall run in fear
You can’t take us on, you only aired for four years
Sulley:
Oblina I can’t believe ya, how’s your squish on Krumm?
Ickis, even your brother slickis has disses that make you look dumb
Mike Wazowski:
We’ve got a whole corporation, while you’re still in monster school
You were inspired by the Beatles? Klasky must’ve been a fool!
Sulley:
Since you can’t scare us, you’ll dissappear, now you won’t taunt us
Both:
You’ll be down in Nick’s trash, while we’re the REAL monsters!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *girl screams* BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Ahh Real Monsters vs Monsters Inc. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Special

Nico Raimont as Sonic
Zack Maloney as Rainbow Dash

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!
VS!
RAINBOW DASH!
BEGIN!

Sonic:
Yo! Sonic’s the name, and speed is my game
Every fan of your show thinks that you are gay
If this was a race, you’d be losing bad!
Not to mention, that out of nowhere, your shit show became a fad
Cut off your wigs, and see how cocky you want to be
You’re not as tough as you think, you shouldn’t of faced me!
There’s no way you can win this battle, I’m as strong as Knuckles!
I’m gonna leave this battle, making you weak and tumbled!

Rainbow Dash:
Hey Sonic, what’s up? It’s the blue pony that’s fast
I can clear the sky and fly so high, that’s why they call me Rainbow Dash!
Your whole entire fanbase is full of people who blow
‘Cause Sonic X is not 20% cooler than my show
Your fame is going down the hill, and so will your ‘Tails’
Your animation in your anime is just an epic fail
My fanbase keeps on going, yours is just getting old
Because I’m so cool, soon I’ll make it into the Wonderbolts!

Super Sonic:
Wanna do this the hard way? Lemme kick it up a bit faster
Only speed skill you got is rainbow crashing, you’re a disaster
Speed is your element? Don’t make me blow a fuse
You think you can beat me? Well now I’ll show you!
The ratings on my games and show is faster than my running
The popularity of your show and you is just stunning
Your fanbase and show is awful, yet you think I’m odd?
I’m the best video game character ‘cause I AM GOD!

Rainbow Dash:
I don’t need to transform! I’m gonna win this in a dash
With my flow coming in fast, you’ll be dead in a flash!
I represent the spirit of loyalty, so you won’t go far
And your popularity went down the drain after Sonic R!
Your relationship with Amy is still stuck in the Green Hill Zone!
Wanna face Dashie? It’s like you’re asking to have broken bones!
Just call me Eggman, ‘cause you’re about to meet your doom
Now watch as I finish your ass up with a bucking Sonic Rainboom!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Sonic the Hedgehog vs Rainbow Dash. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 41.

Matthew Thomas as Dipper Pines
Fel as Finn the Human
Zack Maloney as Mabel Pines
MetalFireVA (NEW GUEST RAPPER) as Jake the Dog

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
FINN THE HUMAN
VERSUS
DIPPER PINES
TWO
BEGIN

Dipper Pines:
Dipper Pines here to take down Finn the Human once again
I know you might be 15, but you seriously look like you're 10
My disses are as strong as Susan Strong, that wannabe She-Hulk
Once this battle is done, I'll crack your deformed skull
When you wear your hat, it makes you look like you have an ugly tumor
You're just a wannabe Flapjack, except no amounts of humor
This is your end Finn, in the end, you’ll be going to hell
I’ll chop you like that time when I went to Taco Bell
I’m gonna fight you like Fight Fighters, so come on, let’s Rumble
You’ll tumble, you’re in trouble, and we’ll do it as a double
I bet your verse is gonna be a waste of time, and it’ll be dull
I mean I don’t wanna be rude, but you have the brains of Waddles
I know I might not get the heart of Wendy, but what makes you think you can beat me?
You’ve been trying to get the heart of Bubblegum from episode 1 to Season 3
You’re more babyish than Time Baby, you’ll never get to date a lady
Maybe if you stop being lazy, get off your ass daily, you’re super crazy, you’ll never beat gravity

Finn the Human:
What time is it? It’s time to kick this sore loser out of this battle
I’m the hero in the Land of Ooo, fighting me is just a hassle
You challenge me to round two, you must’ve been fucking insane
Like seriously dude, the people that watch your show is so cray-cray!
Dude, you go on more lame adventures than Flapjack, see
You say I’ll never date a lady, you can’t even get a date with Wendy
My show is awesome, just like the mathematical hat
I guess there’s a reason people call you a pussy, you sneeze like a cat
You find mystical creatures 24/7, well I don’t give a fuck
You’re more spoiled than that little bitch, Pacifica
If you say I have the brains of Waddles, well you have the brains of Soos
You should be falling apart when I blast my raps in autotune!
You’re gonna lose this one, is losing really a bitch?
How can you call yourself a man, when you can’t get your voice to the right pitch
You’re just a lonely 12 year old fag, who can’t spit a rhyme
You’ll be hiding from me in fear once I scream, ADVENTURE TIME!

Dipper Pines:
They call me Dipper Pines because I’m as tough as a pine tree
I could beat you any day and I’m not that manly
Your show actually got you popular? Congrats, have a $-12 dollar bill
You’ll never have anymore adventures after you hear my sister’s rapping skill
Mabel Pines:
I won’t be smiling like Smile Dip, here comes Mabel Pines
My brother will win this when we kick your butt Sev’ral Times
I’ll make you bite more than you can chew, have some Gummy Koalas
Now let’s take this kid down! The future is in the past! Onwards, Aoshima!

Finn the Human:
Shmow-zow! Did you really think you can bring out your drugged up sis?
This is low, even for you, is this Pine serious?
You mad kid? My rhymes are getting too hard for you to take
Now just sit back and take a lesson from my best friend, Jake!
Jake the Dog:
Dang dude, you need some help beating this Sherlock clone?
I can beat you in a stretch, prepare to be Gide-owned 
I’ll be watching my victory, as if my name was Bill Cipher
This bendy slendy dog will finish this by flipping the Dipper!

Dipper Pines:
It’s a mystery how you still think your rhymes are effective
Your show came first? Well guess what? I don’t give a duck-tective
I’ve been learning about the Mystery Shack throughout the summer, what did you do kid?
Don’t even dare spit another rhyme, or else you’ll be Finn-ished!

Finn the Human:
I’ve been fighting monsters and dragons, so learn this! 
Your brain is more invisible than the faces of your parents
It’s time I finish off this beating
Making sure this Dip-shit is defeated
I gotta go ‘cause the fans want more
I’ve chopped down your ass, that’s the end of this adventure

WHO WON!
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Dipper Pines vs Finn the Human 2. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 42.

Stofferex as Yakko
MetalFireVA as Wakko
Leafy Dubs (NEW GUEST RAPPER) as Dot
Justin Buckner as Alvin
Nathan Provost as Simon
WoodenHornets as Theodore

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
ANIMANIACS
VERSUS
ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS
BEGIN

Yakko:
We’re the Warner Brothers, and we’re gonna warn these fools
that if they mess with the Animaniacs, they’re gonna get schooled
Wakko:
HELLO NURSE! Oh wait it’s just three tree huggers
You are pop culture in a nutshell! Rubbish little buggers
Dot:
I’ll ride my bike, and run over these three, they’re gonna get maimed
I keep these two in check while you guys will stay lame
Yakko:
You make me yak, so step back from us
Or else I’ll take Alvin’s hat and shove it up your furry butt

Alvin:
Hey Dave! Can we beat these time travelling dummies
They’re just like Disney cartoons, except not funny! 
Simon:
Wakko, stop being so wack yo, and get out of here son
These three will be needing a Witch Doctor after this is done
Theodore:
Don’t Animani-act like you’re gonna win against these three
Even a chipmunk with less of a brain would say you can’t beat me
Alvin:
You stole from everyone, call you “The Animated Burglars“
Now you be looking like mutated rat assed perverts 

Animaniacs:
These Animatics are at it with their charismatic flow!  
Go back to Jason Lee, ‘cause we’re taking over the show!
Even Dave can’t stand you, so don’t bother
Yakko: We’re the best Wakko: beat the rest Dot: ain’t no others
Yakko:
You all should be ashamed, you’re gonna be ruined 
Wakko:
Stop eating so much Theodore, you’re getting bigger than the moon
Dot:
We’ve got the slapstick, the comedy- Wakko: and the voice so soothing 
Animaniacs:
‘Cause your rapping is way worse than your 2007 movie!

Alvin and the Chipmunks:
We sing and bring joy, you guys are past retro!
Your animation is even worse than your innuendo 
Alvin:
Let’s teach these freaks who can actually sing better
(Singing) We’re incredible, Simon: amazing Theodore: like the letters on our sweaters 
Alvin:
We can actually write songs with help from our producer
Simon:
I’m the smart one, so I can already tell you’re the losers
Theodore:
We’ll leave your animated asses looking like Disney rejects 
Alvin and the Chipmunks:
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot just got chipwrecked!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Alvin and the Chipmunks vs Animaniacs. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 44.

Piano Instrumental by Youseeeberkeley
Sung and written by Perfectlyvindictive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukwGBat5iAY
http://perfectlyvindictive.tumblr.com/post/115277951293/piano-cover-by-youseeeberkeley-lyrics-by

Lyrics: 
This is Lapis.
Back from nether.
And I'm never taking orders from the jaws of the likes of you, because I know much better.
And every part of me is saying, “Don't let her."
I’m done following all of your rules.
Come at me with your crass you diabolical fool.
Let's go, just me and you.
Let's go, just right on cue.
Go ahead and try and hit me if you're able.
Can't you see that my strength is not a fable?
I can see you hate that I defy your power,
But I think you're just mad that you're a coward,
And you're not gonna stop what they’ve made together.
They are gonna stay like that forever.
If you break me apart, I’ll just come back swifter.
you’ll never be as good as me no sister.
I am made
O-o-o-o-of
Va-a-a-a-lor.
O-o-o-o-of
Va-a-a-a-lor.
Va-a-a-a-lor.
Va-a-a-a-lor.

This is where it ends.
This is how I make amends.
And if you think you can escape me, then you might need to think again.
‘You raided all their castles, i know your tyranny will never end.
And I won't let you hurt this planet.
And I won't let you hurt my friend.
Go ahead   try to hit me if you're able.
This bird without a cage is very stable.
I know you think you have me under your thumb.
But to your jails I will never succumb.
But this is for even more than the rest of them.
Everything I care about is my freedom.
I have the fury, I have no patience, I am an inspiration.
I am made
O-o-o-o-of
Va-a-a-a-lor.
O-o-o-o-of
And it's stronger than you.
Va-a-a-a-lor.
O-o-o-o-of
Va-a-a-a-lor.
And it's stronger than you.

Va-a-a-a-lor.
O-o-o-o-of
Va-a-a-a-lor.
And it's stronger than you.
O-o-o-o-of
Va-a-a-a-lor.
Va-a-a-a-lor.


Stronger Than You - Ft. Lapis Lazuli (Steven Universe Parody)

(Brandon, if you're reading this, sorry for stealing your Atari E.T. beat ;()

The Aussie-Can as Taichi Kamiya
HyperJacob96 as Ash Ketchum
Frenzy as Agumon
CeKeFe as Pikachu

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
TAICHI KAMIYA
VERSUS
ASH KETCHUM
BEGIN!

Taichi Kamiya:
Ash Ketchum? You’re the one who’s trying to “catch em all” right?
Well I’m a digidestined tamer who doesn’t back down from a fight
How does it feel even Pataman would do away with your pokemon
A flap of his wings and to your side, they all run
I’ve got true heart! I’m the crest of courage, I’ll make you hurt
Listen to you? I’d rather listen to another Etemon concert 
I’m the best tamer there is, no other generation could top me
If we’re so similar, I guess you’re the real copy!

Ash Ketchum:
I’ve seen bigger threats than you from things that fit in my pocket
Battle with me and I’ll leave you blasting off like Team Rocket
You know things are going to get serious when I flip my cap
Lowering your stats with rap, don’t you dare try to attack back!
You’re DigiDestined to meet your defeat, don’t try to retreat
In the end you’ll end up like Gary; crying at my feet 
I thought I saw improvement in you, but instead, you just suck
Get out of this battle ‘cause your voice is as annoying as Angela

Taichi Kamiya:
You’re still 10 years old after all these years? Grow up Ketchum
C’mon Agumon, Let’s teach this Ash-hole a lesson!
Agumon:
Got so much heat and flow, ya know, I don’t mean to boast
But you swear my rhymes came straight from a volcano
When I warp digivolve, you’d better find some cover
Because when terra-force hits, you’d better run back to your mother
Got a family of friends, and a pepper breath to win it all
In the end you’ll turn to dust like Venommyotismon

Ash Ketchum:
You’ve made a wrong turn! Now it’s my turn to shock you
Let’s show this kid how we do it in Kanto! Go Pikachu!
Pikachu:
Get shocked, Pikachu! Electric disses that’ll own
Cause’ when I get on the mic I spit harder than a thunderstone 
I rock when I drop these blocks of rap so hot
You couldn’t have seen this comin’ cause you as blind as Brock
You’re not welcome in Pallet Town, flee to your digital realm 
You’re being outsized, so go and Digi-F*ck yourself! 

Taichi Kamiya:
Not even on a D-3 could was a threat be detected
You need more training, ‘cause your pet wasn’t effective
Like your mother, soon you’ll have no friends and be all alone
I’ll take you off the air, like that seizure inducing episode

Ash Ketchum:
I’ve traveled all across the land to become the best trainer in the world
Your show isn’t even worth a diamond or a pearl
You’ll be X’ed out and wonder Y you couldn’t stop my Master Quest
I might not be in the games, but I’ll always be the very best!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Ash Ketchum vs Taichi Kamiya. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 47.

Zack as Cookie Cat
Fel as Frybo 
Lyrics by Zack 

Steven:
Cookie Cat!

Cookie Cat:
I’ll score you so hard, and take you to Mars! 
I won’t lose to a costume controlled by a gem shard
Laying down ice hard disses, even Steven can’t heal 
Hell my cookie is what activated up his shield 
You’re in for a frozen treat, you’ll give loss a taste 
I came into this battle to put a frown on your face! 
Messing with this refu g? you got defeated by some clothes 
I’ll chop you into fry bits to take this living crow

Frybo:
A fucking pussy cookie battling me? thats unusual 
Melt your ice rhymes, this is going to get brutal 
All you can eat killing spree, my goal is to control and crush
So back off cause you’re going to have to ketchup 
Do me a flavor, go back to your store, let's shake on it!
I’ll show you a war with these disses I spit 
You’ll end up like Pee Dee, disappointed with your life
Now shut that mouth before I stuff it with fries

Cookie Cat:
You were set on fire and sailed away into the sea
While I got poison spit, call me a deadly centipede 
You’re worse than Lion Lickers, lets just end this fast
Cookie Cat! now available at anywhere to kick your ass

Frybo:
This win was crispy-you're whole story was a bore
I’ll be rocking on this creamed cat like a sea horse 
Your win is lost with your family, better get back on that spaceship 
You’ve just been Frybo’d now lets put this battle to a finish

Cookie Cat Vs Frybo. Steven Universe Rap Battles

Maybe it could be better, but hey, it works (mostly, I think)

Tracks used:
Jake Kaufman - In the Halls of the Usurper
Toby Fox - Bonetrousle (mis-spelled for 8 months...noice)

In the Halls of the Great Papyrus

Here is a collab remix me and Grebi Kingdom made.

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Division &  Grebi Kingdom - These Biscuits

Happy Valentine's Day!

Leannaire as Penny Fitzgerald
GloryOfTheRainWings as Connie Maheswaran
Zack Maloney as Gumball Watterson
Matthew Thomas as Steven Universe
Princely as Stevonnie

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
PENNY FITZGERALD
VERSUS
CONNIE MAHESWARAN
BEGIN!

Penny Fitzgerald:
This is The End for you Connie, you’re in for trouble now
‘Cause when I fuse my pom poms to your face, your parents would freak out
Taking down Miss Knight in a fight like her cloud version
Needing a Nightmare Hospital when Mr. Cuddles starts hurting
I’ll crackalack this know-it-all, so it’s best you leave this brawl
Since this whether fore-outcast makes Larry seem cool and all
You must be blurred in the eyes again to think I haven’t won 
I’ll cheer-lead the way, it'll cost a Penny as a rule of thumb

Connie Maheswaran:
From Pearl's training, I got the sword fighting skills to make the cut
Thanks to her, I'll have no problem with this Planter's peanut
Spitting this Full Diss-closure, gonna make you have the Fitz
I don't care how bad I can get, I'll still Do It For Him
Making fun of my Jam Bud? You're the one with the blue cat
There's no way out of this, I'll leave your body cracked in half
Right now, I'll slice you like a Gem Mutant with Rose's sword
Since your verse was as disappointing as the end of Spirit Morph

Penny Fitzgerald (True form):
Now that I’m out of my shell, my emotions run free
Both verbal and lyrical beast, on this con-out of me
You’re not even worth a penny, so no El-more of your verse
You’ll be with Alan, when we make these bubble buddies burst 
Gumball Watterson:
What the what are you doing? Trying to take down Penny?
Now I’m Storming down with disses that would scare Masami
Scratch you like the DVD so bad, you’ll need your mommy nurse
Leave our Amazing World
Penny Fitzgerald:
Go back to your corrupted Universe!

Steven Universe:
Nice Jokes Joes, but now we’ll unwrap the peeles
Both:
As we unveil our skills to kill while blocking disses with our Shield 
Connie Maheswaran:
Your lines don’t make any cents, they're worse than your burp song
Steven Universe: 
So we’ll make it Ruby-hot with this Funky Flow we got!
Both:
It’s a Temple Room of shame that you’ve stepped in
People will forget about your show more than Molly Collins 
This is our universe, your “Amazing World” makes us hurl 
You’re dropping your gumballs, while we’re shining like a Pearl!

Stevonnie:
Time to show you an experience, when we team up
Gonna take Garnet’s request, it’s time we have some fun
Sadie and Lars have more of a stable relationship
Just stop dropping Pennies and realize how you can't win this
This’ll be another charm of your bad luck, ‘cause right now
We’ll cut and knock you down just like your treehouse
Connie Maheswaran:
As we close off this battle
Steven Universe:
We come back to let you remember
Both:
Now you truly know how it feels to be Alone Together

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Connie Maheswaran vs Penny Fitzgerald. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 51.

8t5y 【Emery】「Stronger Than You」【Bill Cipher Gravity Falls Parody】

esto me lo sugerio un tipo
letra:
Steven(SU):
¡¡¡STEVEN BOMB!!! a llegado steven universe el que le pondra fin a tu travesia de una vez si te quieren mucho pero no me importa tu solo eres un dinosaurio de ¿goma? bueno crees que con migo puedas ven ser  no lo creo amigo pues intentalo en otro momento amigo tu rap no va a funcionar pues si intentas vencerme steven esta aca
Dinosaurio(D):
me enfrento a una gema de cristal bueno no me lo esperaba no se porque me hicieron enfrentarme a este tipo yo prefiero luchar contra el dinosaurio del internet bueno quieres enfrentarte con migo universe bueno yo creo que alguien puede ayudarte no crees bueno yo podria patearte el culo ya si no me moviero no que me maneje george now.
SU:
Tu rap es infinito pero no contra mi universe a ganado el ritmo bueno no puedes conmigo ya podras morir en paz pues steven acaba de ganar no tengo muchos amigo pero connie me podra ayudar con este chico bueno no podras vencerme por tu calidad solo quiero verte a ti llorar.
D:
ohhh universe universe no queras verme llorar o sino te voy a patear las cristal gems no te quieren en tu equipo solo eres un mosquito que vino con migo a luchar prefiero enfrentarme contra el dinosaurio de jurassic park o contra godzilla no se quien mas pero me jodes las pelotas que alguien mas pues este universe al "universo" no va a ir ya.
 idea de:Ships Drew Mc


Siquiente batalla:Esqueletos llamantes

Dinoaurio vs Steven Universe-BRLDCC-#1

First battle of the series guys!

EPIC RAP BATTLES STEVEN UNIVERSE VS ANYTHING
AMETHYST
VS
UHH... MY MATH TEACHER
BEGIN!

My Math Teacher:
It's time for class, you stupid ass
Your ass is grass, so go pass gas
I teach algebra, you reach apples, uh
Just kidding, you're obese, I'll crack ya
I'll crack you until you turn into crack rocks oooh
Your friends think you look like poo
Yo purple nurples, go back to kindergarden
haha, get it? oh wait, you're not educated

Amethyst:
It's Amethyst, and I'll slam your tits
Your saggy tits are not worth shit
I have Pearl, Steven, and Garnet
What do you have? A pi chart and?
I'll subtract ya, from this fight, ya
I'll eat you out like I eat mi torta!
Peridot is more friendly than you
What are you? a jew? ooooooh!

My Math Teacher:
Yo it's time for the fast rap, ass slap, gonna be giving you a big math test
bad sense, mad fense, lad hense, you and your gems are nothing but ass hats
'Cause if you fuck with me, I'll have no choice but give you F, see?
Your room is fucking messy, your victory's mysterious like nessie
Now it's time to stop the fast rap
'Cause your show is..... a bad crap
Yo Amethyst, slam ya tits, slamming shits, so go eat ham and this
So better luck next time faggot, math teacher won, fam, eat this

Amethyst:
Shut the fuck up Teacher you fucking idiot
Trying to make kids be smart, you amphibian
School is dead, you're fired, bitch!
I'll put you in between bread and make a bitch sandwich
Look at you, rapping so badly with rapture
I mean, it's not my fault you didn't want to be mature
Swallowing rhymes like how I swallowed a rock
Best fire them from school, you got pwnd by the G-squad!

Amethyst vs My Math Teacher. Epic Rap Battles: Steven Universe vs Anything #1

The Crystal Gems: Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl rap against the Bear Brothers: Ice Bear, Panda, and Grizz! Who will win?

Matthew Thomas as Ice Bear
Frenzy as Panda Bear
Adam/Pool as Grizzly Bear
Emerii as Garnet
Princely as Amethyst
itsannachloem as Pearl

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
ICE BEAR, PANDA, & GRIZZ
VERSUS
GARNET, AMETHYST, & PEARL
BEGIN!

Ice Bear:
These gems aren't ready for what Ice Bear can do
Panda Bear:
Once We Bare it all, we’ll show that we’re Stronger Than You
Grizzly Bear:
Dribbling circles around you, breaking through your defense
Grizz & Panda:
Once we destabilize these freaks
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear will surely be president
All:
We don't need tiny hands to take you down in a fight
'Cause our fame will always be bigger than Alexandrite
Panda Bear:
We’ll spit sick flows faster than your hiatuses
Ice Bear:
Looks like your mouths are another cold thing Ice Bear needs to shut

Garnet:
You think you'll win against Garnet?
Amethyst:
For you, it'll be a pain
All:
'Cause we're the Crystal Gems, and we'll always save the day!
Pearl:
Sword fighting these fails that try to be internet famous
Amethyst:
We're whipping out these hits
Garnet:
While your show is just heinous
All:
Followed the steps of Rose Quartz, so we can handle these dingles
What’s got you going Primal?
Garnet:
I think they're mad 'cause they're single
Amethyst:
You belong in a Pet Shop if you thought you could top this
Pearl:
Looks like their fame has caved in
Garnet:
Garnet wins

Ice Bear:
Don't talk about Ice Bear...
Panda Bear:
Or we'll have you go poof, leave your gemstones cracked
Grizzly Bear:
That’s right Pan-Pan, let’s scare them off faster than a wolf pack
All:
Raps like a rotten burrito, but hey! You’re used to living with trash
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear’s bringing killer rhymes along with a trusty ax
All:
Up top! You rocks will never rock the roof
Panda Bear:
Pretty salty that Pearl is, even with her fear of eating food
Grizzly Bear:
When facing our clique, you better get On the Run and hide, ‘cause
All:
We Bear stack raps even stronger than a diamond

Pearl:
When you face our abrasion
Pearl & Amethyst:
you'll be sent back to hibernation
All:
You can't evade our invasion
Garnet:
Nor fit with human civilization
Garnet:
We’re so intense
Pearl:
when we’re against
Amethyst: 
Three Ronaldo’s in defense
Garnet:
So confined and exiled, but you’re just barely climbing the fence
Pearl & Amethyst:
Winning’s tripled but split, but we’re afraid that’s not The Answer
Amethyst:
You wanna rip our lips off, you’re missing a limb enhancer
Garnet:
A terrible Log Ride entry
Pearl:
your fur’s now wet from our flow 
All:
Let’s unbox these three cubs; how’s that for a Viral Video?

We Bare Bears vs Crystal Gems. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 53.

Our Piano Cover of the a Season 4 Steven Universe Song

Thumbnail by Mothmandraws and Emex:http://mothmandraws.deviantart.com/art/Are-you-Disrespecting-my-Authority-Yellow-Diamond-584288466

See the Youtube tutorial here: https://youtu.be/JFBJzLjico4

What's The Use Of Feeling Blue - Piano Cover

Another Piano cover beautifully done by 
DJDelta0: www.youtube.com/user/DJDelta0
and
Frozen Snow: www.youtube.com/channel/UC4j9sfyz…pog32haQ_Nw/about

Thumbnail done by Emex with help from the work of SandraMJ: http://sandramj.deviantart.com/art/Here-comes-a-thought-630803754

See the piano tutorial HERE: https://youtu.be/u93JhqmFDgQ

Here Comes A Thought - Piano Cover

Masked Dedede (from Kirby Super Star Ultra) + Hammerman theme

This was too obvious to not make it.

Other places you can find this mashup...
YouTube (with a music video): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6ptdcyO038
DeviantArt: http://kingpinofmemes.deviantart.com/journal/MASHUP-Kirby-MC-Hammer-Masked-Hammerman-661634392

This mashup's artwork:
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Masked-Hammerman-661628327

More mashups like this:
http://kingpinofmemes.deviantart.com/journal/MASHUP-LIST-Kingpin-of-Memes-Megamixes-647834724
http://kingpinofmemes.deviantart.com/journal/KingpinOfMemes-Music-Mashup-List-635473789

[DON'T READ BELOW UNLESS YOU HAVE LISTENED TO THE SONG;
THIS WILL REVEAL EVERYTHING IN IT]
Full song/meme list:

- Masked Dedede
(From Kirby Super Star Ultra)
- Hammerman theme
(by MC Hammer)
- Vinesauce Joel's reaction to 7 Grand Dad
- OH YEAH MR. KRABS
(by NKassad)

Masked Hammerman

(Kirby + MC Hammer) Masked Hammerman

Please yall... The Prince is trying to focus, leave him be

Ya Boy

The Prince was Born a Stranger and Remains this Way.

This was originally planned to be the fifth battle, but due to casting issues the second and fifth battle have switched places on the schedule. Nonetheless, I hope you enjoy!

CookieSaurus as XJ-9
Eddie as Mighty No. 9

XJ-9:

It’s Jenny.
And I reckon that Beck will be coming second
‘Gainst a force to be reckoned with, best you in a nanosecond
Even Sheldon’s more threatening to me than your wreck of a weapon
Tried to Vexus but your over-Xel-ously ended up deceptive
Wanting to gain my rap skills? That’s no reason to Kickstart a fight!
It’s clear you were screwed loose from the start - under black or greenlight
Go Cryosphere me a river and short circuit! No money back
At any AcXelerate you know i’m a-head on this track
I can’t ig-Nora Raggedy Android - who’s mascot of a Brand… ish
I’m Calling out your stolen Comcept repackaged as Mega Man’s kin
Bringing the cam-pain to a foe Mezmer-izing and fueling fake fans
It’s a Sibling Tsunami when I leave SANDA in my Wake, man!
                                              
Mighty No. 9:
 
I’ll leave you crying like it’s prom night - lest you use Sheldon to show off
He’s stooped so low that my foe is now a MILF As A Teenage Robot
You can proceed with Call Hating but we’re with CherryDyn, on top!
At least I actually made money! You were a commercial flop
You’re in need of a Hostile Makeover (Ha!) Better Tuck and cover
When you’re dismantled, your ReXelection would be quite the Cluster
I’d say this Monkey ain't so Wise despite her use of the Trinity
Prepare for a Future Shock because it would take years to finish me            
The strength of a million men seems hidden in this XJW
Your followers seem to love screening your chest - like your mother’s news
You walk among your League Of Legends as Robot Boy’s Krust-y Cousin
Nick nicked you of you show and Nick Yu nicked you of your win

XJ-9:

You got thousands of people to fund a game that is lifeless
But thinking you could beat me as a stretch goal is priceless
I squash bugs your game is riddled with! Surpassed by your labrats!
You’ll have nothing to show and tell when I take you for Masterclass!

Mighty No. 9:

You Are The Robot - thus you lack humane behaviour
But you should be avid in my philosophy: it’s a no-brainer!
Their Neighbour Was A cool Teenage Robot - before the redesign
Now a Silver Shell of her former self - Megaman X-J-9

Amazing Cover Art drawn by Geon
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by Kustom

NEXT BATTLE: Doritos (ft. Leannaire)

XJ-9 vs Mighty No. 9 - Rap Battle (AvA CLASSIC)

woa that was fast

Eddie as Mickey Mouse
garbageGothic as PIkachu

Mickey Mouse:

Oh boy! A Mimikyu is finna lose who can’t be dubbed Mouse
Mickey’s primed to spit a Diss-ney and escalate to a Club-house!
You might spit fire like Ho-Oh, like Johto with Gold flow
But i’m already turned to Ash, my films never get old, no!
We aren’t cos-playing around with your fashion, guy
Couldn’t cure your dead series with a Max Revive
It shouldn’t come down to a measly app deciding
If your cash can keep your rehash alive
You only land subtle jabs when you try to Pokeball
When I drop the gloves with these hands - Gotta Catch Em All!


Pikachu:


What a shocker! You’re Plane Crazy and this phony’s gonna crash
Try to step up with Walt’s? At least my owner likes me more than cash
When we don’t see eye to eye - Pikachurin for more than Leers
I will direct my current flow front and center into your ears!
I’m used to taking names in a Pokerap
Fighting me is amiss - call it Focus Blast
After 20 years, you gon need a Potion fast
Pokemon’s taken over - your whole trope has passed
You blow off some Steamboat Willie as soon as Pikachu wants to fight
But a wild Oswald thief appears to still be black and white

Mickey Mouse:

Children start with a blank Pallet - my charm is what they inherit
Your animal cruelty is in bad taste to children and parents
Think of yourself as ambi-Dex-trous with your anime and games?
You stole from me so much that they should nickname you Jesse and James
You want to ketchup with this hot dog? Let me give you The Pointer
Disney’s Landed a legacy lacking your trailer spoilers
Your franchise relies on multiple di-versions  with a “brand new” guise
But it will make a difference when people stop buying your pair o’ lies (paralyze)

Pikachu:

Sticks and stones may make my bones stronger as a solution
But this stoner should’ve learned the theory of evolution
For Pete’s sake! In this Melee you’re comparable to Pichu
Mice are attracted to cheesiness so I chews you!
With my enticing device I prove lightning strikes more than twice
When this Baller shines Light into your eyes, There will be four blind mice!
Go toe to Indigo Plateau with me? You’re out of my League in rap
So you best knock on Oak’s door and apply as a lab rat!

Coverart by Eddie
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by Beatg33kz

NEXT BATTLE: Elementary (ft. Legion & Allymations)

Mickey Mouse vs Pikachu - Rap Battle (AvA CLASSIC)

December 1st, video release.

SkeepTieel as Rick and Morty
MultiSuperVids as Mr. Peabody
IcerM as Sherman

Rick: 
Think you’ve got the balls to face me, Snuffles? Oh, wait, shit
It’s the IQ of Jerry, flatter than his show on Netflix 
How tragic for us to witness your Ricksy family Business
But I’m vicious, you’re a bitch, Pup, and that makes all the difference

Morty:
I don’t know ‘bout this, Rick, 
Rick:
M-Morty don’t forget 
Their movie was produced by the same losers who milked-dry Shrek 
Morty:
Well, I’ll go on a Gazorpazorp-field day with my rhymes
Against a dad whose parenting is somehow worse than mine

Peabody:
Follow along, Sherman. Are you ready for some learnin’?
Getting’ Schfifty verse’ a nervous wreck and pedophilic vermin
Your raps are cheap- not even worth a single schmeckel, see?
Sherman: Huhh? Peabody: Well, It’s a Penny in a different currency 
Sherman:
I go underground! France, Rome, I’ve seen it all
Your show’s one half Bull, and the other half Winkle
I won’t take affliction from these Marty and Doc rejections
Pocket Morty and add him to my mineral collection

Rick:
Out of the way, Morty, Hector wish he’d never stepped to Rick 
Beat the Red Grin Grumble of rapping; I don’t expect you to “get it”
If you’re so smart Doctor Who; here’s something to teach your turd 
You can’t slap a couple words in two and hope it’s a good verse

Peabody:
Sherman, observe; this Puppy Prodigy’s rocking beats 
Throw you a bone, but I’m more sophisticated than dog treats
Kick a prepubescent ass through what you call ‘Jessica’s feet’
Boxing purposeless butter servers back with the Meeseeks

Rick:
Benjamin Frank-ly, ‘I don’t give a fuck what you think’
Morty:
You Blitz and Chips shits better had a Life Well Lived
These guys are real farts, Rick
Rick:
But it’s hardly gold they’re shittin’
We’re purging these losers Morty, 
Morty:
it’s our space dust they’ve bitten
You’re going downwards, dog, cause, soon for you’ll see 
Rick:
That your future’s as Improbable as your History
M-Morty, tell crackhead Chucky he’s a novelty plumbus
Morty:
Of all the Moon Men we’d say Bye to, 
Both:
you sure are the dumbest

Peabody:
I’m a pioneer; you’re a criminal, 
Sherman:
you’re done, there’s no WABAC
Just a petty terrorist
Peabody:
Who ironically blows at rap
Sherman:
Ooh! Mr. Peabody, is that due to the fact
That though we’ve blown this twisted wacko he’s kept his body intact?
Peabody:
Yes! Good boy Sherman, it’s a second suicide attempt
This “scientist”’s smartest decision made from his Unkempt head
For exceedingly poor verses, both of yours takes the cake
Let me bury the hatchet and let your corpses take your place

Written by Legion, Skeep, Fel and other people idk

Rick and Morty vs Mr. Peabody and Sherman - Rap Battle #1

SkeepTieel as Satoshi Hojo and Satoshi Mochida
Blank Chara as Yuka Mochida
Savannah as Satoko Hojo

Satoshi and Yuka:
It seems a predictable novel mystery’s gone awry
Let’s start by concluding cursed killers only concede When They Cry
Living in a little village of faux gods and phony onis
Pushing friends under the bridge cause you’re crazed from being lonely
Your School Days are numbered; mystery horror you’re just Another
I heard that girl really likes her nii-nii… Oh really? Oh brother...
We'll smash your face into a pulp, like fate, waiting for doom
Spitting hotter than if I were to set fire to your room
I won't need to make a fake prophet to make you two be fearing me
You're both as sink and swim as a swamped alien conspiracy
Kick the buckets of these maggots until their cries sound like singing
So if history does repeat itself then you better start swinging!

Satoshi and Satoko: 
Man, that was rough… meh, I’ve seen sharper in ohagi
Lets batter em up real good and show them a real Corpse Party
You should’ve thought twice! Counted more: this ain’t the soy you bargained for
We won't Hanyuu an escape -and it’s more than just a blocked door!
It’s not the gore crossing the line, but -hmm… how should I put it?
You and your nii-nii’s special bathtime should remain Missing Footage!
Best not miss your footing down those creaky old wooden stairs
Cause you’ll find yourself tumbling down Shion’s underground lair
It’s only fair! There must be sacrifice for each death from this cursing
Drifting cotton not just in the teddy nii-nii tried reserving
Ain’t just a case of deja vu when your lines are stuck in a time loop
It’s time for a clubbing; the punishment game? Ooo! Bat-su!

Satoshi and Yuka:
Make no mistake; I’m assured we’ll drag you down to hell
Both we and Shion think the Hojo’s flow’s gone down the well
Who knew a piece of paper could cast a more threatening spell?
But oh well! The ringing bell’s the end, but what’s that meaty smell?
Oh, it’s your creepy harem! But you’re dead and Keiichi fills your place
What’s a bat to the head to a pair of scissors in your face?
Shinozaki outdid Sono, now three dead kids want to play
In any case I know the preferred thing you do is run away

Satoshi and Satoko:
Ironic losing arms is the consequence of your handing (ah-hahah)        
Naomi’s got the hots for you but how’s that left Seiko hanging?
Act your age you flat brat, I'm a masterful trap artist
We’ll add the incestous to the spirited away, departed
These aren't visions of a past world, -you’re really just a dreamer
Completely lost me at your Blood Drive like it's your friend’s anemia
We’ll begin from the start; a new story; a page to tear anew
Rebirthed, so here’s one for good luck: Sachiko we beg of you!

Beat produced by Allrounda
Written by SkeepTieel

Amethyst vs My Math Teacher. Epic Rap Battles: Steven Universe vs Anything #1

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