Zombie (Plants VS Zombies) VS Zombie (Minecraft)

crusty ass png

writing: me
voicework: me
poor mixing: me
beat: anywaywell

Zombie (PVZ)

Rising up from my grave, I didn’t come to play.
Listen bud, I gotta say that we just ain’t the same.
Killin’ buds, exterminate, but before my lunch break
EA says you gotta pay, Pop a Cap right at your face!

Yeah, I’m facing a pussy like it’s PVZ!
Only waking at night, d’you need a coffee bean?
Using your babies to fight, so to stop you from running out,
I’ll make more waves with your wife, like “the zombies are coming!” Ouch!

Zombie (Minecraft)

This monster spawned before dawn on this bomb beat,
But all that was audible was you, now I’m yawning
‘Cause the problem that I find wrong with this zombie:
Your army falls into line like you’re playing Zombot-lane!

You got a ludicrous legion that lose to lawn mowers!
It don’t take hours for me to bust down a locked door!
Hardcore, like your head I’m popping off fast!
Who knew you’d have so much trouble trying to touch grass!

Zombie (PVZ)

Yeah, I fuck with the plants and I win it, the minute you step in the light you are finished!
You spend your whole night tryna break in a village and still didn’t get in, you ain’t got no bitches!
So listen, your single-hit disses ain’t similar to me freely feasting on greenies for dinner,
Any mob happens to hurt you and you go ballistic, no wonder you’re riding with chickens!

Ooh, call that a critical hit, the way how I come from the top!
Make like your business and sink when I cut you down a Notch!
You’ve Drowned so sleep with the fishes, but you can’t haunt ‘em!
‘Cause when you fight the Zomboss, you end up Zom-bottom!

Zombie (Minecraft)

All of your rhymes cannot hit, they do light damage!
I die to smite enchantments, you die to spud mines planted!
Ain’t got no weakness, just strength. Do harm? It’s healthy to me!
Minecraft’s making massive money, you’re stuck in the Loonboonies!

My fans are frivolous, your fans forgot your franchise!
I thought you’d be happy to wither like when a plant dies!
I’d tell you to stay dead and release ZackScott’s soul, but
You try to revive and still decline. “Bruhhh” moment.

Zombie VS Zombie - Rap Battle

El Silbón (Folklore) VS Death (Puss In Boots)

writing: me
voicework: me
poor mixing: me
beat: inphase

El Silbón

Ah, another lost soul travelling with a deathwish?
I hate dogs, that’s why I go after bitches.
I tower over you, call you petite perrito.
But, you’re such a copycat, you even stole my whistle.

Killed my father, now I’m cursed to roam the Llanos.
You tried to kill a puss, but we all know how that goes.
Mierda, can’t snare a scaredy cat, just spared I hear?
The stick in my hand ain’t for fetch, it’s to beat in-

Death

Fear… yes, I do love the smell of it.
Drenched with blood and alcohol, no need for disinfectant.
‘Cause I put the sick in sickle, while you’re getting old.
So skinny and sickly, we should call you El Sil-bone.

Maybe that’s why dogs find you tasty.
Carrying a stick and bag, but don’t run away, see
You’ve seen abuelo’s pets, but here’s the alpha of the pack.
You can run from me, señor, but you can’t run a track.

El Silbón

Hijo de puta, seems like you’re still alive.
I thought you’d be gone, considering your screen time.
In your movie, you’re a third of the villains.
They built me a statue just to capture my image.

And the cheaters and womanisers that we all live with?
I kill with righteousness, saving all the victims.
I hate drunkards and such, but mostly this bastard.
You won’t get a last wish, but you’ll get some last words.

Death

Ah, finally. This should be fun.
You’ve ruined the rap, which means the battle has begun.
Such a coward, you alone couldn’t get deer meat.
Is your hair standing up or are you just happy to see me?

I may live in a world full of animals,
But I’m not barbaric enough to be a cannibal.
You should count down behind that door, ‘cause before I leave,
I blow the whistle out, and I don’t mean metaphorically.

El Silbón VS Death - Rap Battle

Light Yagami (Death Note) VS Goro Akechi (Persona 5)

writing: me
voicework: me
good mixing: special inquisitor rayyan
beat: dansonn

Light Yagami

This wouldn’t be the first time I’ve outwitted a detective.
Leave the Holmes work to Naoto, you’re more fit to the kids on your Reddit.
You should’ve known luck wasn’t on your side when you saw that black cat.
Call this your interrogation, I’m recounting your horrible life in a flashback.

Honestly laughable, fawned over nationally, star of Japan but a pawn of a radical.
Father’s not affable, saw you and tactfully brought you a chance to bring cognitive collateral,
Promising that adult total and mad control, fought with the Phantom’s and shot Haru’s dad a hole,
Got a whole palace full, cops went and locked up your conned confidant, but you’re caught by an animal?

(Embarrassing) I’m the real hero of justice! You’re a shadow shrivelling in shame!
(Prepare for this) You need to traverse a dungeon! I need only their name!
I tried to write your boyfriend’s, but his lack of one made things hard.
I won’t write Joker, but Joke instead so… do you feel a “change of heart”?

Goro Akechi

Actually, yes. It sank when it heard your verse. With your tricks, I thought you’d be versed with a curse.
Course, I counter such foul words, bow down to the detective crown of the Metaverse.
But a defective clown has no purpose, a worthless vermin like Shido has saw him,
It’s an omen when you furnish a pen ‘gainst a vengeful guard, so alert it’s alarming!

Don’t leave a calling card at the scene, I sneak in discretely going unseen.
You're feeble, falling apart at the seams when you’re beaten by some boring police.
Wanna kill criminals? Let the Black Mask blast this weakling fast.
Besides, I’m sure you’re used to taking this L and shoving it deep in your ass.

Light Yagami

To cleanse the world, I kill those who defile it! I muster justice without getting violent!
Stopping you dead in your tracks with a write-up, twice now you’ve fallen to look-alike firing!
Higher and higher I go, I am god! I’m blessed with the power to kill like no other can.
Funny, how mother can’t bother to suffer another year with you, now still, you’re in Wonderland!

You wanna talk trash, Akechi? What about your whole task, Akechi? Damn plan was messy!
From the get-go, knowing you’re the mole was bozo info. From Rank fucking 1 you were mad sketchy!
Hey, if it’s any consolation, a criminal being deduced with pancakes is a first for me.
But at least it wasn’t as disappointing as the turnout of your 25th Anniversary.

Goro Akechi

Hah. You really think that I’d let you survive?
What good is a heart attack when I’m hacking at your mind?
You think you’re untouchable, huh? Well, let’s test your pride
When I mentally shut it down, it’ll be your Last Surprise! (Persona!)

I was redeemed while you’re under six feet! To Bless, I am weak, but no blessings I see from you
Playing hide and seek right in plain sight, your dreams only paint lies, deceiving their frame of mind painfully!
Does your demise seem familiar? Why don’t you tell me how much it hurts
When your guts go All-Out in this massacre, and a breaking of faith in the mass occurs!

With that, the job is done. There’s simply no need to doxx.
With how Netflix did you, it makes sense that Light Turned us all off.
A Shinigami? Well, it’s the second time a trickster leaves god erased.
Along with your legacy, I’m throwing my glove down into your grave.

Light Yagami VS Goro Akechi - Rap Battle

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Chao as Pale Luna
Cri as MapFriend
Beat by 2Deep
Beat edited by Cri
Mixed by: Cri
Written by: Cri, Nooby, 01Tyler10, and Michael Stark
Thumbnail by: Cri
MapFriend art by: 01Tyler10


Pale Luna:
>Picture this: A dark room, lost of any hope
>Picture you: A lost soul, trying his best to cope
>Now that picture’s broken, and faded to the test of time
>How do you wish to proceed: Try to RUN or try to RHYME?

>Your creator tried to hop on trends with TROPES, PUZZLES, and FILTERS
>BUDDY you should know your options: a ROPE, SHOVEL, and SILVER
>But this Copilot chose violence, and caused his life to short-circuit
>PALE LUNA smiles wide. Is what you’re doing truly worth it?

MapFriend:
They call me MapFriend! And I’ll be your tour guide
Enjoy tons of loose ends, as I show you where the door lies
Horrified, you’re becoming forgotten leaving minds and computers broke
Critics claimed you made the PC gaming age, but I see right through your hoax

Did you know? Exploring’s fun with MapFriend, but you’re taking daring trips
So, take that Dead Kid Clique, and do what you do best and bury it 
But to cherish it? Soft as disrupted dirt, yet you still try to fight
Going down the wrong path, are you sure you’re looking right? 

Pale Luna:
>Your feeble attempts of spitting GOLD, are only digging you deeper
>It must’ve hurt, when your pilot turned you into a Google Maps feature
>But your efforts shouldn’t go to waste, so I’ll satisfy your temptations
>12°05'20.0"N 104°09'05.0"E Congratulations! 

MapFriend:
It should have been you, but you had to take the lives of little kids
Going on a treasure hunt that cause the break of children’s innocence
As you reap what you sow you’ll see your time is almost through
And I’ll reap my reward, it was a pleasure rhyming with you

Pale Luna Vs MapFriend - Rap Battles By Cri (ft. Chao)

CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR RETURN TO DREAM LAND

Welcome back to MC Fawful Rap Battles! This battle pits the cosmic jester, Marx, against the interdimensional traveller, Magolor! Which one of these Kirby characters will win? That's for you to decide!

Chao as Magolor
garbageGothic as Marx

Written by MC Fawful
Mixed by Light
Beat by beatg33kz 
Thumbnail by rabi
Special Thanks to Frank the Fre$h and Tommy Salommy

Magolor:
I’m quite impressed with how you’ve grown as a villain,
So let me Paint a picture, since that’s all that’s needed to take you out.
And, when mentioning Kirby’s foes, it’s obvious you don’t fit the bill,
Yet I think that it’s clear which one of us opponents here will take the crown.
So face it, clown! Without Star Allies, you would’ve been missing for years!
Since your drawn out boring plot would grind all of my missing gears!
Made the planets fight but can’t win at all!
Come face me in space and I’d still be the pinnacle!
Cause when talking R.I.P., you took it a bit too literal. 
When I make the beat drop like Drum Dash, it’s best that you run fast,
Since looking at your design, I’m not sure if this piece of gum’ll last.
So when you got into the fighting games, tell me whose dreams came true?
Cause you thought you’d be Ultimate, but your penultimate boss was better than you!
Don’t need an extra verse to end this fraud performer!
Cause people know you for one game, and even then, it just bores us!
You let Kirby do the hard labor by grabbing all the stars,
Then you went and seized the means to his wish, call ya Karl Marx


Marx:
(Hahaha) Did it really take that long for you to Landia shots?
No need to be such a Grouch, cause that verse, I gotta- well, 
You gotta do something if you wanna win this dumb thing,
But since you just rely on others for victory, I don’t think you could do that one thing.
(Hm) You made up for your story by giving Kirby a theme park,
Pal, I made up a whole story and all my shots hit the mark!
Tried to be cool in Kirby Clash with new ideas to grapple,
But then you locked them behind a paywall and said “how do you like them apples?”
(Ooo!) Your soul purpose became null, worthless!
When all that happened was a blob and their pals putting you right into the dirt, kid!
To verse this? I doubt you could bring something good to your fans’ eyes,
Cause all it could take is a sword to the face for you to be cut from the franchise!
When the sun and moon were fighting, I put Kirby to bat, and it left them frightened!
You may think you’re balling, but pal, you’re just falling! You’re not even near where my height is!
So just go and cry for Kirby again, or become another faux foe trend,
Cause my new wish is for everyone to forget this ex-Best Friend.


Also yes I know this is another one verse each I have one more battle planned after this and then I'm done

Marx vs Magolor - MC Fawful Rap Battles

The demo track I recorded for Rick Sanchez vs GLaDOS.
Dated January 2023

Rick Sanchez vs GLaDOS - Eddie's Demo

youtube community guidelines vs the us constitution rap battle

Quizzique as YT Community Guidelines
RaccoonBro as US Constitution 
Written by TheDangerStranger
Additional writing help by RaccoonBroVA and Quizzique
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan 
Video edited by TheDangerStranger
Beat produced by BeeSaa Beats

US Constitution (0:18):
Straight out the Revolution, now what do I see
A miniscule set of rules who think they’re something to me
Well they’re not, now let me tell y’all what I believe
Your copyright abuse don’t fly in the land of the free
So now I’m spilling the tea, cause while I inspire governments
Your site inspires tons of pricks to hide inside and hunt for clicks
While spied on by your fuckin shit
Meanwhile you’re only occupied with findin’ all the money, dick
And you’re shite at tryna at hide it, bitch
You know who it is, reppin a country so great
You don’t the “America”, you’ll know from just “United States”
Nothing but corporate schlock written by some idiots
But I bet I pissed you off by saying “fuck” so early in the video
Got the red and white, but you got no justice, hence why you took the blue right on off
But you might wanna double check the Second Amendment, cause it’s time for me to go and shoot the shots

YT Community Guidelines (0:55):
At YouTube, we believe in spite of hating
It’s always right to help who your rhymes are scathing
That’s why the guidelines will be perfect for you,
Because during this you’ll need to take on violations
Your only fans nowadays are trigger happy bozos
Only America, I sustain a site the whole world knows
Even for your country’s documents you’re not the greatest
Your impact is easily swept by the Declaration
I’m tearing this paper page apart, Madison would weep if he saw
Now I’ll leave the National Archive Museum with an error 404
Benefit of the doubt, I don’t think your impact’s sparse
But you couldn’t beat cholesterol to America’s hearts
Supposedly infallible in the people’s eyes 
I guess that’s why they amended it fifty thousand times

US Constitution (1:32):
We the people do care for your horseshit 
Honestly it's appalling how you sort things
You see a small timer struggling to make it
And you say “Let’s give their money to massive corporations!” 
I give no fucks about goin hard
It’s a constitutional right to spit bars
You’re making your own aesthetics fuck-ugly 
Just to underpay the people who do your art
Susan fled after she took all your flaws and compounded 
She left your site in a worse state than she found it
Meanwhile the states I’ve founded are all impeccable
Well, apart from Florida, that one’s a bit regrettable 
I’m adored by my country’s residents and set precedence for presidents
While your entire userbase hates your sentiments
And the vitriol for your whole ebb and flow is evident
It’s honestly incredible

YT Community Guidelines (2:09):
Your appeal to revoke our first verse had good points, probably
Unfortunately our bots rejected it automatically.
Since my inception, I’ve been bout protecting communities 
From some corruption and all the dangers, see
While this dude’s sections are out here advocating for slavery 
Then you banned the ability to ban it
Cause you were written by some slimy bandits
Only became reasonable after they changed you a ton
And the state of your country’s still just a dump
No surprise your biggest rep’s a lawyer running criminal schemes
So I crushed the Constitution like I do creators’ dreams.


YouTube Community Guidelines vs. The US Constitution - Rap Battle! (YouTube vs Anything)

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. Today's battle has the funny goose man himself, Jay Chay take on Mario of the Mushroom Kingdom. VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES WOOOO

Jay Chay: Groose man
Mario: littleflecks
Written by The Grimpers
Beat by Allrounda
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover art by Commander Jacob

FRB VS ANYTHING!
JAY CHAY!
VERSUS!
MARIO!
BEGIN!

Jay Chay verse 1: 
True King of the Koopas, the way I’m spitting fire 
The best Jay even before the other was retired 
I’m making bops and bangers 
While you’re world hopping to try and find Peach, but you still couldn’t bang her

Mario verse 1:
Call me a simp, but you work for Twitch
Though your streams with Fel were more dead than your bits
Even with no star, you can’t touch me, here’s the stitch 
DO NOT FUCK WITH MARIO AGAIN YOU BITCH

Jay Chay verse 2:
Bro what the fuck I’m gonna quit this battle!
Just kidding, I’m about to go to ~Peach’s Castle~
Give her my ~flagpole~, then next morning I’m gone
But we spent the whole night playing Donkey Kong
 
Here’s some advice: Stop doing drugs
Cause that green mushroom won’t stop you from being 1’upd
It’ll make you go crazy and leave you alone
Cause Tom and Jerry have a better bond than you and your bro

You used to reel crowds of arcade players in
But by the Gamecube, your games became paper thin
And were more repetitive than your matching name 
I did it! I just beat the Mario rapping game!

Mario verse 2:
Mamma Mia, that whole bit was forced
But for you being unfunny is just par for the course
I’m gaming’s leading force, you’re just some random guy
Whose series ended up like CMRB, which died!

You’re influenced by Ricegum, played him too many times
Cause a plumber like me can’t handle the shit in your lines 
And the only thing that’s harder to see than your tweets
Was watching you at the Amouranth meet and greet

Looking at your roles, there’s not much of a choice
Even Chris Pratt did more to try out a new voice 
Which you can check out in theaters next Wednesday
And the post credit scene is showing Jay Chay get played

Jay Chay verse 3:
Uhh no, you got played, cause I rap too well
I’m blowing up this track like I just threw a blue shell
Nintendo needed Duck Hunt to get you off of shelves
Then 30 years later, they went “screw it, do it yourself”

Mario verse 3:
I’d give you another chance, but with the Dracula Rap
I’m not waiting a whole year just for you to drop trash
Just a stand-in actor, your name will pass by soon 
But at least Cam Steady can finally recognize you

Jay Chay vs Mario - FRB vs Anything

Trump:
Yo it's Donald Trump coming out my Trump Towers
Bout to show this bitch a sampler of my Trump Power
I don't need my "Politics Beam" to tell you're gonna lose g
Biden may be woke, but your ass is fruity!
This third grade nerd's earned a diss track, punk
Your burns are so bad I turned into pickle trump!
Your series is so bad (believe me) everyone can tell
Shadow wizard money gang! We love casting spells!

Dilly:
Damn, trump, those fucking lines were just the worst 
I'm glad you went before me, after all it's ladies first 
You got mike pence, a condom, and pencil in your purse 
Call me covid 2.0. This bitch ass gon need a nurse 
(Ay ay) lay off the spray tan you lookin like a cheez it 
(Ay ay) heard you wrote a book, i prolly will not read it 
You call me fruity, bitch your verse was a fruit’s ballad 
I'm shitting on this track like you did to mail in ballots 

Trump:
That verse was sick... like COVID. It's not true!
You think you'll win? So wrong. Not you!
No truth was spilled. I will not fall!
When I take your crew and I KILL THEM ALL!!!
Okay so this next line was gonna be about 9/11 but I figured it might alienate my voter base and be a bit insensitive
Mostly alienate my voter base
I don't Obama-care about the rhymes you spat
Anyways, wanna go play Minecraft?

Dilly:
No i will not play minecraft with a fuckin racist g 
I prefer running up bridge when dan is there to carry me 
You make walls cause youre a short lil bitch with small fingers 
I make walls when logged on fortnite, im a raw builder 
I'm not feeling hearing or fearing you im a point taker 
You sound like a mix of casey and a fuckin voice changer 
I'm the creepypasta of the most and now this cunts bloody 
Here's ten dollars for your loss and don't use it as hush money

Dilly vs Donald Trump. FRB In True

BUY/STREAM: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/zagranis/two-thousand-and-two

Take a peek into my brain...

Hook:
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead

Verse 1:
I was only seventeen, I realized who I wanna be
I wanna be the one that provides riches to my family
I wanna be the one that you recognize on the street
Tap your good friend on the shoulder and say “hey it’s the queen”
I’ve been trying to find my way back down to earth
But I can’t bring myself down to touch the dirt
I can hear you all from here what the fuck are you sayin
I’ll be thinkin ‘bout it when I’m 6 foot layin
You’re saying what you want but at the end of the day
That’s all gonna be behind me when I’m up on the stage

Bridge:
You can try to tell me I’m dumb
You can try to tell me to act my age
You can tell me to give up
But it just motivates more whenever you say

Hook:
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead

Verse 2:
Sometimes I just feel like I’m screaming into the void
Why do I complain? I make money, I’m employed
I have friends, a family, a roof over my head
So why am I making songs bout how I wanna be dead
Layin’ down in my bed, at 2 AM thinking of verses
I can’t remember what I wrote in my head, and what’s worse is
Every time I open docs and I try to write
I get overemotional and I start to fucking cry
I’m pushing myself, over the limit, I’m quitting
Nothing’s written and I’m thinkin, that maybe I should start drinkin
It’s a sin and I know, that I’d have nowhere to go
But the bottom is the only place that I’d feel at home
It’s the end of the show, so just do what ya do
These are the thoughts of a broken mind from 2002
All of you out there who, care about me and my journey
Thank you for not letting me leave this planet early

Hook:
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead

Produced by H3 Music: www.youtube.com/channel/UC1nH4RqASg6DK2WgfPjyh5Q
Mixed and Mastered by Zagranis

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