The Upload

released June 11, 2019 
Executive producer and songwriter 
Alios 

Sound producer, arranger and engineer 
Masel 

Guitars and Disappointed Fans Choir producer 
Ergy 

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Lead vocals by 
Kyle Wright 
as Todd Howard 

Saxophones: 
Ruslan Tustanovsky 

Trumpet: 
Egor Popov 

Violins: 
Nika Pshenova 

Bass guitar: 
Masel 

Backing vocals: 
Finchet Under Cover 
Xineko 
Kuro-no-Himitsu 
Chaos Angel 

Disappointed Fans Choir by 
Finchet Under Cover, Kuro-no-Himitsu, Xineko, Chaos Angel, Kirya, Choki Chy, Felya, Andrey Dok, yurkin, Jerico, Vasya, Topöu Pim, Dima Litvinov, Aono, Elias Frost, Tsumi, Zuek, Meenouse, NiCK_Es, Flüt 

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Video 

Lead animator 
Yumi the Cat 

Screenplay 
Alios 

Post-production 
Lenich

It Just Works

TRACK: ender#3711
FIGMENT FORMING INTRO: @2tothepowerofmemes
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YOU MAD BRO?

[this isn't canon to prizm FYI!!!]

[FIGMENT 401 FORMING] - PROBLEM?

We’re back with the music video about a game studio that brought us a variety of classics, but never released any game with number 3 in its name — VALVE. The company behind Half-Life, Portal, Counter-Strike, Team Fortress, Left 4 Dead, DOTA 2 and much more. 

ELLEN MCLAIN, the original voice of GLaDOS from “Portal” and “Portal 2”, agreed to sing the part of everyone's favourite mad robot. 

THE STUPENDIUM, the amazing nerdcore artist who you know and love, performed the Gabe Newell’s part! 

And finally, we got Valve’s CEO, GABE NEWELL himself, to record a couple of lines for the beginning and the end of the song!

released March 29, 2021 
“Count to Three” by 
THE CHALKEATERS 

Executive producer / songwriter: 
Alios

Sound producer / lead arranger / engineer: 
Masel

Arranger / guitars / choir production: 
Ergy

Lead artist / art director: 
Pondis

Lead animator / video composer: 
Lenich

Character animator: 
Yumi the Cat 

Gabe Newell vocals: The Stupendium
GLaDOS vocals: Ellen McLain (original voice of GLaDOS) 
Alyx vocals: Holly Turton 

Supporting arranger / piano: Dmitry Kovzel 
Drums: Matias Menarguez 
Trumpet: Bruno Brito 
Saxophones: Weber Marely 
Trombone: Felipe Coelho 
Supporting artists: Hunternif, Koldan Grey, Freskovich, QuietVictories 

Choir: Hineko, Vasya, Martie, Chaos Angel, tooi_cat, Venix, Walter, Dmitry Litvinov, Tsumikashi, Lenich, Ergy, Dmitry Kovzel, Nikdoge, Felya, Jerico, Choki, Finch under cover, BertyDahlia, Victor Bird 

Mastered by Stuart Hawkes at Metropolis Studios 

Special thanks to: 
Gabe Newell and Michael ‘Lewi’ Lewington for recording Gabe’s awesome cameo! 
Erik Wolpaw for allowing us to use Valve’s characters for the song! 
Jamie Lopez, Wendi Wills, Tom McGurk for helping us to get Ellen on board 
Bill Van Buren for helping us with the GLaDOS voice 
ZhenyaHacker, Kizuru and Martie for being our favourite test subjects 
Vasya, Nikita Dobrinskiy, Chaos Angel for great ideas and overall support

Count To Three (feat. The Stupendium and Ellen McLain)

Track: @forbesthecomputer
Art: MrPorkchop

Sources:
COOL&CREATE - Night of Nights (Touhou)
Crank Squad - Crank Dat Super Mario (Comedy Songs)

Ruler of Everyone's Mind? Why don't you rule over some bitches?

Thank you Ethan for making this fun project with me! Go check his account out: https://soundcloud.com/farthahalaugh

Music Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86wk4f7mj90

Sample List:

Friday Night Funkin' VS Whitty Mod - Lo-Fight
MGMT - Kids
Iyaz - Replay
Men at Work - Who Can It Be Now
Green Day - Boulevard of Broken dreams
Hatsune Miku - Crime and Punishment
Mr. Oizo - Hand in the Fire
Smash Mouth - All Star
Dua Lipa - One Kiss
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
Childish Gambino - This is America
The All American Rejects - Gives You Hell
Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
Kesha - Die Young
Lemon Demon - Two Trucks
Linkin Park - Crawling in my Skin
Panic! At the Disco - Victorious 
Madeon - All My Friends
Rob Thomas - Smooth
100 gecs - Ringtone
Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life
Big Time Rush - Big Time Rush
Galantis - No Money
Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks
Weezer - Island in the Sun
Momoland - Bboom Bboom
Persona 3 FES OST - Mass Destruction
Bomba Estereo - Soy Yo
Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know
Among Us Drip Song
Ray Parker Jr. - Ghostbusters
Carly Rae Jepsen - Call My Maybe
Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit
Persona 5 OST - Last Surprise
TheFatRat - Oblivion
Jay Sean - Down
Bruno Mars - Finesse 
Persona 4 OST - Your Affection
Aaron Smith - Dancin' (KRONO Remix)
Martin Garrix - Animals
Soulja Boy - Crank Dat
Nine Inch Nails - Closer
Childish Gambino - Bonfire
Mr Oizo - Cut Dick (in the tune of Megalovania)
Bignic - Scream
Tumba - Ping Pong Song
Mori Calliope - Excuse My Rudeness, But Could You Please RIP
Donkey Kong Rap
Yoshi's Island OST - Level Select
Jojo's Bizzare Adventure: Golden Wind OST - Torture Dance
The Home Depot Theme
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow/Will Smith - Wild Wild West
Finger Eleven - Paralyzer
Barenaked Ladies - One Week
Justice - D.A.N.C.E.
Justice - Waters Of Nazareth
Queen - We Will Rock You
Muse - Madness
Porter Robinson - Years of War
Cobra Starship - You Make Me Feel
Foo Fighters - Best Of You
Bastille - Pompeii
M83 - Midnight City
Tame Impala - The Less I Know The Better

Mashup Battle! (Lo-Fight) [Official Audio]

Title: How Could You Have Been So 𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐃? - [End of Howard's Fury]
Characters: Howard VS FAUX, The Doomstalkers, Barnacle Boy, Erdrick, Ed, Edd & Eddy, NOODLEZ, Sam & Max & Knuckles, Tyler, the Creator, Troy McClure, Wicke, Ghouls Next Door, Space Cowboys, George Volcano, Bigtop Burger, Scott the Woz, Saints of Shovelry, & Kuzco
Arranger(s): Bulnosaur#6967
Art: @DFX#2095
SONGS USED: 
-SHARED (with Howard)
Legends Fall - JT Music, FabvL, Andrea Storm Kaden (Legends [Erdrick], Nerdcore [Howard])
Stayin Alive - The Bee Gees (Animated Sitcoms [Troy McClure (used in Family Guy)], White “Culture”, Sitcoms [Howard])
N. Brio and N. Tropy - Crash Twinsanity (6th-gen 3D platformers [Wicke], Entropy [Howard])
I Was Minding My Dick! - Fesh Pince of Blair (YTPMV [George Volcano], Sitcoms [Howard])
40 Years of Gaming - Dan Bull (Nostalgia [Tyler, the Creator], Nerdcore [Howard])
Entropy (Sim Gretina Remix) - Awkward Marina (Merch Series [GND], Chaos [S&M&K], Entropy, Nerdcore [Howard])
End of the Universe - Gooseworx (BTB - Original YouTube Animations; Howard - the universe itself) The Most Fashionable Faction - The Stupendium (Doomstalkers - FPS; Howard - Nerdcore)
End of the Universe - Gooseworx (Original Youtube animations [BTB], the universe [Howard])
The Most Fashionable Faction - The Stupendium (FPS [Doomstalkers], Nerdcore [Howard])
Delightful Day - CG5, James Landino, Wishlyst, Dan Bull (3DS [Scott the Woz], Nerdcore [Howard])
ARMS of a Fighter - Random Encounters (3D fighting games [NOODLEZ], Nerdcore [Howard])
Big Bang Theory Theme - Barenaked Ladies (Intros [FAUX], Sitcoms [Howard])
-SHARED (without Howard)
The Last Desperate Struggle - Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective (Detectives & investigation [S&M&K], Paranormal [GND])
True Hero Power - OK K.O.! (Cartoon Network [EENE, Jake Kaufman [SoS], Hero [Erdrick])
High-Level Sea - Giga Wing (Capcom arcade [Doomstalkers], Ocean [Barnacle Boy]) 
Happier - Ed Sheeran (Ed Sheeran [EENE], Puppets [George Volcano])
Kings of Infinity - Brandon Yates, Omega Sparx (Original Youtube animations [BTB], Marvel [Space Cowboys], Superheroes [Barnacle Boy], Royalty [Kuzco])
Starshine - Gorillaz (Damon Albarn [NOODLEZ], Space [Space Cowboys])
Pass The Shovel - Gravediggaz (Horrorcore [Tyler, the Creator], Digging [SoS])
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-HOWARD
Theme for Scanty & Knee Socks (I Want You) - TeddyLoid (Lust)
Take Me! - MiatriSs (Lust, Nerdcore)
Slide Into The Void - The Stupendium, Cami-Cat (Nerdcore)
SexyBack - Justin Timberlake (White “Culture”, Lust)
Gangsta’s Paradise - Coolio, L.V. (The chorus to Gangsta’s Paradise by Coolio)
Howard Wolowitz voice clips
-FAUX
ECHO - MiatriSs (Television)
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk (Robot bands, main CHANCE theme)
-DOOMSTALKERS
B.B. Hood SFX (Capcom arcade/fighting)
-BARNACLE BOY
Barnacle Boy voice clips (Spongebob Squarepants)
-SAM & MAX & KNUCKLES
Sam voice clips (The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police)
-TROY MCCLURE
Indihome - DJ UBUR UBUR (Advertisements)
-WICKE
Venari Strigas - Puella Magi Madoka Magica (Magic)
-SCOTT THE WOZ
Let It Go - Ollie King (Sports Games)
Scott Wozniak voice clips (Reviewers)
-KUZCO
Dancing Queen - ABBA (Royalty)
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Howard: according to my calculations, that is a television

FAUX: Yes...and?

Howard:...

FAUX: Go on.

Howard: a very sexy television

FAUX: Flattered, truly. I’m hitched to me, myself, and I, however. I’m not looking for partners.

Howard: but are you looking behind you

FAUX: What are you even saying?

Howard: howard things

The Howard Wolowitz Dancers: *dancing*

How Could You Have Been So 𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐃? [End of Howard's Fury]

Cry about it.

SOURCES:
The Killers - Human
Car Seat Headrest - My Boy (Twin Fantasy)
Sheppard - Geronimo

We said we hated humans. We wanted to be humans.

The Most Fashionable Faction - TF2 Rap by Stupendium

Watch animated music video: https://youtu.be/CVqsQ-9GLLE

What happened to the Pokemon since we’ve grown up? The franchise that brought us mystical beasts like Charizard or Mewtwo made pocket monsters much more human over the years. Newer Generations of furry Pokemon, from Braixen to Cinderace, from Primarina to Gardevoir, are still in every trainer’s dreams…

for all the right reasons.

When “pass” isn’t an option, join young Furrymon Master Chalk on his epic adventure to smash ‘em all!

Furrýmon: Gotta Smash ’Em All!
Song by The Chalkeaters

Written by Alios
Music Producer: Tim Maslov
Arranger / Guitars: Ergy
Vocals: Black Gryph0n, PiNKII
Mixing Engineer: Ilya Lukashev
Cover Art: Pondis

Furrýmon: Gotta Smash ’Em All! (feat. Black Gryph0n and PiNKII)

Original Soundtrack From The Animated Short "Lackadaisy (Pilot)"

Music: "Olive Branch" by Sepiatonic 

Lissen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/1ssU0xD8QDhtd4KFSSACJN

Watch the Lackadaisy Pilot: https://youtu.be/vffu6FG4YP4

Olive Branch (Original Lackadaisy Animated Short Soundtrack)

Song was made by The Stupendium. Show them some love on YouYube!

The House Always Wins by The Stupendium  (2023 Remaster) [Fallout New Vegas]

War never changes… good thing that we do.

Lyrics:

What a time, oh, what a season
To be among the human race
We are conquering diseases
Sending Teslas off to space

We won’t set the world on fire
No big iron on my hip
I’ve stayed news-free for a while
Wonder what if something slipped  

(No!)

This just in: we have invented
Our own existential threats
AI works just like intended
Soon we’ll work for it instead

We learned nothing from that COVID
Next time we’ll all just die out
If ice caps don’t melt and flood us
We’ll arrange our own Fallout

The World Wars have been forgotten
Back to killing for some land
Back to juggling red buttons
(It’s okay with the UN!)

We turn tyrants into heroes
Cancel guiltless over thoughts
Summing up, the end is near
We’re all doomed! Now, on to sports

I should be dreading
But strangely, I’m ready
My bottle cap fortune
Will rise in stock for real

So roll out the Fallout
Come on, take us all out
I can’t wait to sign up
With Brotherhood of Steel

Is he talking to an imaginary character?
Yeah… it’s kind of his thing

Just roll out the Fallout
Go grab Nuka Cola
And call round my Vault
I reside in 92

Death claws won’t surprise me
No worse than socializing
Yeah, war never changes
Good thing that we do

The world economy is falling
Faster than the price of caps
Karma system’s overhaul got
Cut out in a beta test

We’re obsessing over deadlines
We have 0 chance to hit
Can I get my VATS already 
So I could slow down a bit

Mods can’t fix the mess we made
Yeah, planet Earth had quite a run
Now, it’s time for us to fade
Into Oblivion with guns

So put on your power armor
Tighten firmly your Pip-Boys
Let’s go help out Preston Garvey
Like we really have a choice

Just roll out the Fallout
Go grab Nuka-Cola
It’s glowing a bit
What can possibly go wrong

My bad days are over
With ghoulish makeover
I’m done moisturizing 
My wrinkles are gone

Roll out the Fallout
The curtain called out
To raging fog crawlers
To tear this world apart

Just roll out the Fallout
The front rows are sold out
We live in an open-world game

Roll out the Fallout
Roll out the Fallout

Just roll out the Fallout
The front rows are sold out
We live in an open-world game
That was rigged from the start

Credits:

"Roll Out the Fallout!" 
By The Chalkeaters

Written by Alios
Music Producer: Tim Maslov

Vocals:
Black Gryph0n as Professor Chalk
Benny Benack III as Vault Boy

Brass: Weber Marley Band
Strings: Kaska Records Strings Group
Flute: Garrett Becker
Clarinet: Sergei Shilenkov
Piano: Dmitry Kovzel
Guitars: Carlos Bravo
Vibraphone: Jerry Tachoir
Double Bass: Maciej Sadowski
Drums: Marcus Finnie
Backing Vocals: Black Gryph0n & Marti
With The Stupendium as Theo and PiNKII as Nat

Mixing Engineer: Ilya Lukashev
Cover art: Pondis

Roll out the Fallout! (feat. Black Gryph0n & Beny Benack III)

Transcendental Cha Cha Cha

A WWII South Pacific Christmas album framed like a classic film run of scenes. Silvio Nicastro sings to lift spirits and shift the mind toward home: radio hours, USO spotlights, love held close through letters, faith carried in simple words, and a steady promise of return. Every track aims for warm morale and clear-hearted hope, built for soldiers, nurses, and anyone counting days until the door opens to loved ones.

Christmas in the Supply Tent

A fan song about Muffet from Undertale, a video game created by Toby Fox.

Vocal stems for remixes and such: http://www.mediafire.com/download/cgs372fv19ds3rf/Spider_Girl_Vocal_Stems.rar

Artwork provided by Addi Wallace: https://cara.app/additionalli

Lyrics:
Stumbling around the darkness, I can't see the door
The walls are lined with something and so's the floor
I hear her chilling laughter and see her smile
She tells me to sit and join her, "please stay a while"

Can't shake the feeling that I'm hanging by a thread
It seems to me she's trapped my soul inside her web
She hands to me a tray of biscuits, tea and bread
I can't put my finger on it, can't put my finger on it

There's something weird about the way she speaks to me
There's something strange about the flavour of her tea
I didn't have the means to keep her from this harmony
She's some kind of spider girl, some kind of spider girl

The party beat is thumping, she starts to dance
Her friends come out together, caught in her trance
Wiping crumbs off the table, they join the feast
Even her cutie-muffin is moving to the beat

Can't shake the feeling that I'm hanging by a thread
It seems to me she's trapped my soul inside her web
She makes a motion for the tub of strawberry spread
I can't put my finger on it, can't put my finger on it

There's something weird about the way she speaks to me
There's something strange about the flavour of her tea
I didn't have the means to keep her from this harmony
She's some kind of spider girl, some kind of spider girl

There's something weird about the way she speaks to me
There's something strange about the flavour of her tea
I didn't have the means to keep her from this harmony
She's some kind of spider girl, some kind of spider girl

There's something weird about the way she speaks to me
There's something strange about the flavour of her tea
She's glaring angrily, turns out the meal wasn't free
She's some kind of spider girl, some kind of spider girl

Fiber-Optic Radio

Spider Girl

Have your mind blown by the fantastic original song of 'I Expect You To Die,' a VR escape-the-room puzzle game where you are a super spy.

Amazon
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01N10WWV8

Google Play
https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Schell_Games_I_Expect_You_to_Die?id=By7ieduwer6wzx7suyrcu35yywm

iTunes
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/i-expect-you-to-die-single/id1195181982?app=itunes&ign-mpt=uo%3D4

Spotify
https://play.spotify.com/album/0s7eoBfsWDNsFLnPJ40t5F?play=true&utm_source=open.spotify.com&utm_medium=open


Composers: Tim Rosko, Bonnie Bogovich, & Connor Fallon
Lyrics: Connor Fallon & Jared Mason
Lead Singer: Bonnie Bogovich
The Yinzer Singers (choir): Emily Swora, Anna Ciaccio, George Milosh, Tim Rosko
Violin: Garrett Overcash
Trumpet: John Robert Matz
Percussion: Doug Perry
Orchestration: Tim Rosko
Recording, Mixing, & Mastering: Jesse Naus & Red Caiman Media, Pittsburgh, PA

I Expect You To Die Original Song Dec 2016

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