stuff I either mixed, recorded, wrote, etc. for (bandana nz made the thumbnail art btw :> )

○ My Resume【Old to New!】

Kilroy: Clarence The Duck
This Man: Box_Soldier22
Written by: Clarence The Duck and Box_Soldier22
Beat by Epistra
video coming soon to rap battle day
This is my first battle and I am very proud of it. Thank you to everyone who helped me make my first rap battle. Seya on the flip side.

Kilroy Vs This Man (Clarence The Ducks Rap Corner)

Video coming out soon
This took awile so hope you like it
Witten by: Clarence The Duck, Box_soldier22
Mixed by Light https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv40... 
Pingu Va: Clarence The Duck
your here you silly ding dong
The Penguin Va: Box_Soldier22
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvEM... 
Thumbnail by: BDGR
description copy and pasted from YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Eza4y3jI0o&ab_channel=ClarenceTheDuck  

seya later.

The Penguin Vs Pingu

Joosh as GameCube
Belle Beniko as Rubik’s Cube
Writing by GnomeYT
Cover art by GnomeYT 
Mixing by Box_Soldier22

GameCube:

Challenge in a rap, and I will square off with a lame shape! (Ay)
It seems I’m repping yet another Melee. (Ay)
But GameCube maims in a brawl,
And I’ll break you apart, like the way you get solved! (Whoo!)
Sweeping with the flow as if it’s Sunshine’s goop, this
block game falls, breaks like Jenga, in Ru-bits!
Used to losing to us computer games, it’s pathetic, when this
Multi-coloured puzzle couldn’t even stack to Tetris!
One simple test can’t compare to all my games!
Are you nervous to fight me? You got a full white face!
I’m in my Prime, you have dying relevance, dude.
Now not even pretzel makers want to twist you.

Rubik’s Cube:

Run the numbers in your code, I’ve nearly infinite possibilities!
You can’t even spin discs for the Chibi-Robo series.
You’re not Free to Melee, fans aren’t happy when their damn flame’s cancelled.
All the controversy proved that you aren’t fly, that ain’t Falco!
You were a tool for clowned experiments (click)
Which simply is to be thrown out in the trash. (clack)
Shadow Mario can’t make your raps slick (click)
You try to take steps, but then slip on your ass. (clack)
You’re backwards and taking the L when I spit (click)
Running a track, call it a Double Dash. (clack)
But I give Zero Fs about your graphics (click)
Rendered unused, like your LAN. E Gadds! (clack)

GameCube:

Can’t bring your amusement back in all of these new structures,
The real snake is your creator stealing ideas and work from others!
Nobody’s hungry/Hungary for you anymore,
Not been to a party, I’m ruling with four!
Constantly used to be disassembled,
But you couldn’t make one diss assemble?

Rubik’s Cube:

Think you can party, you’re dead wrong.
You couldn’t get shots with Shadow the Edgehog!
Trying to pound me like ground with the bongos?
Your music monkeys around more than Kong, bro.
3 by 3, I’m mean, rhyme heat, hype schemes, unlike your asshole crew.
Packing a handle, I’m still the single one who carries you.

GameCube VS Rubik’s Cube | Rhinoceros Rap Rumbles: Bonus

What's up guys its been a while. We have the king of cowards Shaggy Rogers vs The young cult fighter Sal Fisher. This is one of the first battle ideas that I had ever started to wright and I kind of forgot about it until about a month ago. I hope you enjoy and Pingu vs Penguin video is coming out soon as well as the video for this. 

ForgottenSon as shaggy

BDGR as Sal

Art by myself

Mixed by Box_Soldier22

Thumbnails by Box_soldier22

Beat by Dansonn

Lyrics:

Shaggy (0:12)

Like Zoinks scoob, looks like we're facing another ghoul 
Who is constantly bullied every time he goes to school
If you're facing a saying then you must have a death wish
But i'm sure deformed milhouse isn't something i should mess with
Put on your glass eye to see the win that your getting
You can't see it because you got your face blown off by kenneth
Killin you mom in the process, now that is qwite the tragedy 
Although it's not a loss when your killed your friends and your family
A girl killed by a bronie? Well that sounds like baloney 
When unmasking him in your dream proved to you he was a phony 
But then it turns out to be a much bigger threat than you think
Iv seen more creative stories in invisible ink


Sal Fisher (0:45)
I've just seen a ghost, and i thought i was dead
Like being overused in rap battles seems to be your specialty?
Call you the verbal mrs sanderson when your being stabbed to death 
Cuz being put behind your bars i'd rather die to electricity 
It's the ripoff jughead jones, you best had come alone
Cuz if you're bringin a talking dog, now i know you're gettin stoned
Now i'll throw you a bone, my series was kinda unknown
But you're running at the first sound of a moan or a groan
Your only fans have outgrown you, while your trying on chalone you
try and impress Dinkley but jinkies you just end up all alone, dude
I cant believe that your trying to best me in this bout
Cuz i know your poorly aged cartoons aren’t something to brag about

Shaggy (1:19)
Looks like emo fran bow decided to grow some balls
Have you seen my reputation i'm the best in rap battle brawls
Im charging up my powers, you're about to get your world rocked
Bros only remembered for edgy cosplayers on tik tok 
Your exposition dumps are boring, I'm glad to give you the ax
But your verse was even more depressing than your story's climax
Your face doesn't matter, the only plus of that trash gives 
covering your ugly mug is what the point of your mask is
Your just a freaky, nosey, too charismatic kid whos
final attempt at redeeming himself was cut short dude
Because your only known to be a jackseptic playthrough 
All i need is one present of my power to defeat you


Sal Fisher (1:52)
I took down a cult you arrest old men and than party
I stay with my friends while your riding off laurel and hardy
Ghosts, zombies, Kiss, pirates, robots, and wizards
Your a coward in all, they should call you lilly lillard
So scram you hippie, i'm not afraid of blood
I’ll scare your courage the cowardly dog and leave you face down in the mudd
Back in the day you were known as one of the comedic gods
Nowadays your just milked for clickbait and fnf mods
Your live action sequels couldn't get your timeline steady
And your a manchild, stuck slurping on mothers spaghetti
Not in one episode of your series you ever played the brave man
Cuz the only thing that you care about is “where is the caveman?”

thanks for tuning in, bye.

Shaggy Rogers Vs Sal Fisher

the big baller himself vs. the one and only dream crusher SHITASS

Nugget as Baller
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCU9o8G9V9ujf22RWp7GWTzA 

CheeseVA as Shitass
https://youtube.com/channel/UC62C-3aRrQv6OPKBPpc8dWA 

BDGR as Shitass but angry

Clarence The Duck as The Narrator
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeKEfKlanA4g5pOiUlXOTcg/featured

Baller 
Waddup, dawg, you tryna brawl with me?
Good luck tryna crush me, I’m not Dream
What’s up with that one line ass hairline, G
This battle finna be easy, it’s a BALLER SWEEP!!!
You'll hear many screams when Baller comes on the scene
When I ball your ass back to 2018 screamo memes
And whatever you say it wont unfuck your mother *vine boom*
I don't wanna hear complaints from Steve's autistic brother
The balls in my court now I’ve got more wood than some piled log
I'll be scarier than smile dog and more cracked than your smile, dawg
Bros bout to blow this battle beating you bout to be a breeze
Ballers balling in this battle, I have contracted a disease 

Shitass
Sorry, were you rapping? My Wi-Fi cut o-
Shut up with your yapping, you’re bouta be called out
When I could step on this Lego and it still couldn’t harm me
This fight your starting is more toxic than a COD lobby
You started off on ROBLOX and TikTok FYPs?
I started off trending with taunting on Dream!!
Now your at the bottom of the barrel rotting with among us and lean
Spitting like in a pandemic, now I’ve contracted your disease. (Shit.)

Baller
I've got bars from mars, you won't make it very far
When I fill your ass with holes and run you over with my car
I farrr ted and crap slipped out and you slipped up
Like your wife slipping up on deez nuts
I’ll make you choose to lose, you’ll hang your neck in a noose
It's easy to deduce that you will never reproduce (LOL)
Your verse was a curse, my infections getting worse
You should kill yourself now and I think I need a nurse *he fucking dies*

Shitass
You will finish last, blast your ass back to the past
Back before when you were born and make sure nobody asked
I sound just like fred figglehorn and i’ll stab you with a big horn
They may call me by my name but your pulling shit out of your ass
You were the first roblox meme to be kind of be funny 
But it gets canceled out when users use child labor for money
Even with crusher, slicer, and stabber you couldn’t take me out
After those tragic words you'll surely get banned from your account
So stop cappin’ yo rappin’ ain’t slappin’ come on, kid,
Are you even trying? Or flapping your lips? Your bars are mid
I’ve seen a more creative name on FRB’s blacklist!!!
Side note, your win is like your girlfriend…. It doesn’t exist.
*coughs and wheezes and then dies*

Narrator

And they both died of rap battle aids
The End
Happy saint patrick's day

Written by BDGR and Clarence The Duck
Art by Box_Solider22, BDGR, and Clarence The Duck
Beat Produced by Epistra
Mixed by BDGR

Random ASS Rap Battles - Baller vs. Shitass

loud sound warning 

Bro what did I do to you, why are you throwing strays at me.
I really don’t get it Psytube, attacking me like I’m Jofinity.
You just made your biggest mistake.
Funny. You’re the psyduck, yet you give me the headache 
It’s my turn, put the toys away.

Being an ass for no reason isn’t charming
Maybe you’ll be cool if you started evolving 
Your bars and your fan base are both starving 
I knew your disses would have been bad before I started 

You probably didn’t think I would respond 
If you wanna get bread, Psytube, go to the pond
You got bob Ross rhymes dude. You can’t compare us two.
Common Nugget L’s exist now but it all started with you 

The sun goes down that’s when  they get started
They’ve got one mission: thats to kill the target!
Are you the kinda miner who can fight off all the mobs?
Or are you just another noob who DOESN'T SHUT UP!! 


Mixed by Box


this a joke.

"It had no effect." (PROD LEXNOUR)

There was an error and Mixing problems REUPLOAD

STARRING
BDGR as Twitter 
ForgottenSon as Reddit 

Written by 
ForgottenSon
BDGR

Additional Help:
Awesome Ayden

Mixing by:
Box

Beat by:
Anywaywell 

Thumbnail by: BDGR 

Twitter: 

The king of social media is here to set the stage now
So everyone, get your phones out cuz I'm ‘bout to take down
This fake clown with all of my disses, so quit pretending 
that you won't have a clue when you see why you're name is trending
Those Redditors are up their asses. Someone clean up that stench, quick!
You’re Front Page of the Internet? Please! You're more the appendix
By that, I mean if you're removed from our bodies entirely
Then no one will be shaken by how you make them view society

Reddit: 

(Woah!) Easy there, Twitter; I see what you're trying to pull off.
But if you lose your last 3 letters, you get what your site full of
Check our logos, it's ironic because for your information
I’m the flyest one here, while you cause alienation 
From hearing what this app has, I guess it’s really apt that 
Your website’s just a grab bag of people bored of Snapchat
and we can’t drop the fact that Reddit has got the clap back! 
So let’s use the hashtag #Twitterhasgotsomewhackraps! 


Twitter: 

You better add a /j if that was your intent
Doesn’t take verification to know you're not in check 
So, Snoo, I'll tell you what's new, I'll let you in on the truth 
You're nothing more than a glorified confessional booth
Reddit’s full of itself thinking it could stop this ban 
So, lemme put this in a way that even you can understand 
r/RapBattles says "Is Reddit toxic everyday?”
The Facts I’ve tackled got everyone out here tryna say 
all that brash prattle isn’t good for people’s mental state 
You’d crashed, no hassle, if it weren’t for all your AMA’s
So, it’s true we may be a little Toxic
But look at yourself next time you try to talk sick
You make communities? Who the hell are you tryna kid?
I got the button ready to block you on site like China did!
leaving Snoo with more news if he tries get the jump
ask Donald J. what happens if you try to have me Trumped!



Reddit: 
 
Flapping your gums like your wings, you’re starting to lose it 
Now you're gonna pay for that because Twitter Blue it!
Guess you’ve earnt negative Karma cuz, by all accounts, I have heard
Your site’s full of stalkers, no wonder they’re called followers!
When I'm spitting creative flow describing all the chains you wrote
Your influence has made it so People can never take a joke
Cuz given all the traits you show This bird brain really laid the road
For me to go and take his throne Now, how's that for a ratio?
I'm spitting heat to melt a site full of snowflakes
go back and edit your verses…oh wait 
You're called Larry Bird? Well, hearing what you got 
how’d you dribble around the point and still you can’t make a shot?
If I guessed what your motto is thanks to all of your politics
It’s “We do a little “trolling”...with a “con” added on to it!”
I’ve earned the top post by putting this app in the dustbin
Cuz’ I just owned Twitter better than Elon Musk did!



Next Time: Nerds of a Feather (Ft. Quizzique & JustGamer)

Twitter vs Reddit - Rap Battles of the Forgotten!

(headphone warning)
Origanal battle by Trakked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdCnagv9yBI&ab_channel=Trakked 

mixed by me
box as the cap man
me as the russian bedybye time exparament
blame me

The Hat Man Vs The Russian Sleep Experiment Ft. Box_Soldier22 (One Take Covers)

Origanal battle by Eddiefrb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzRI8tFb0MA&ab_channel=Eddiefrb 

mixed by me and box_soldier22
me in the costumes
i coverd it
thumbnail by box_soldier22

blame me

Tricky The Clown Vs Springtrap (one take cover)

the connection is friday
happy friday the 13th
i did this in like 3 hours
Box_Soldier helped a little with mixing so i have to credit him
https://soundcloud.com/user-279062647
Beat by Dansonn
I did everything else
Lyrics:
Jason
Yo my name's Jason ,Know you know who you are facing
You don't have a high education, If you think i won't smash your face in
I left freddy dead as a severed head and murdered tons of women
Yet your mod developers would get a longer sentence in prison

This blue haired fuckboy must be delusional to think that he is winning
Cuz like every fucking victim i sprint after, you are trippin
Other than rapping this limpdick id rather travel to the future
beep boop is what you say, you sound like a space computer

Boyfriend
Yo its bf, along with my gf, You better flee because your bout to be f’d
So imma say cya, to this mouthbreetha,Cuz if his mommy said no to him he would freeze yup
At rap battles i'm an ace, your ass is more like acexperts
I leave opponents burned alive, you just leave them with red shirts

You say I'm making weird sounds? Can you even hear yourself?
Your breathing heavy like your old, your should fucking klill yourself
This rhythm game leave victims slain, you'll never get any 
Cuz all the women you meet all meet the tip of your machete 

Jason 
Shut the fuck up, that verse was pretty good, but i think i can foil it
Nowadays your fans watch banban and skibiti toilet
I've been huing, shot, slashed, axed and still live through all of it
You were popular for like 6 months and then completely fell off of it

Boyfriend
Nah bro i was in stitches when i see you split at the seams
Yeah my fandom may be pedopiles but you murder a bunch of toppless teens
So this hockey player best hang up the mask, its lights out for this chode
I about to call in an airstrike because i can speak in morse code

Jason Voorhees Vs Boyfriend (CTDRC)

Welcome to the 26th AORB! It sadly couldn’t be the 25th battle to fit alongside the Christmas character being used, but it’s close enough! Anyways, today we got the main antagonist from the Halloween series, Michael Myers, going up against the Christmas goat that helps out Santa but in the most unexpected way possible, Krampus. Who brings more horror to their holiday, and who won? Watch and decide for yourself!


Lyrics/credits:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sNFUscNxzVCTt3aCw17FbMp70qQXYuYW3u6_xCOrVyU/edit?usp=drivesdk

Michael Myers vs Krampus - Acting Out Rap Battles

I simply did this for fun, don't ask.

Shadow the hedgehog vs Muscle Man - Rap Off!

Shadow: Titanium1208
Muscle Man: CornCob7178 
Beat produced by: Lezter
Written by: CreeperPasta, CornCob7178 and box
Thumbnail by: CreeperPasta 
Art by: Tompuffs
Mixed by: box

Shadow:
You gotta be serious. This is my challenge? You gotta remember the monsters I've dismembered
The villains I've beaten... Green Eggs And Ham; your lifespan is about to be as short as your temper
I’ve seen better pranksters on YouTube. You and your crew knew I don’t fuck around with trolls
So stop the cap or I'll pop a cap on your tail before you start to rap. Heads gonna roll
Outrace me with a golf cart? (Ha!) This slobs dire…
Watch your entire front yard turn to a bonfire!
High-Five’s missing a finger, now thats in poor taste
You’re pals cause neither can even live up to your names
I’ve got more weapons than a war general
Got more green than that DAMN 4th chaos emerald
You live like a pig and behave like an asshole
Rigby changed his name, but you’re the real Trashboat
Speaking of such, what’s up with Starla? Big the Cat is smaller than her in comparison
You’re both alike, squealing and whinning like babies when you don’t get each others attention
It's not the first time a game boss leaves you smoked
Even if you try to win with your repetitive joke
The second your mom is dissed, you start to fit
Like The Hammer’s leg, Mitch should just drop the bit

Muscle Man: 
Yo Rigby! I think I found your emo cousin!
I tell you to make some sense/cents, but with so many ends in your game, this hogs worth nothing
You say I'm dirty, have you seen your fandom lately?
They're scaring away all the ladies!
But I'm not worried, I've got my Starla
Who do you have? Your own shoulder to cry on?
Oh no bro, watchu think you doin' with that strap? Take that away and don't bring it back
I can hear Linkin Park in the background. Tried to stay underground but that shit's wack
You're too slow, bro! Like a Pokémon I do not catch. Gun smoked that Maria pack. 
You low budget Mewtwo. Go back to Gerald to cry in your puny lab! Rat! 

Shadow:
Naming my lost ones? Careful or it might fire back. Ask Muscle Dad
At least that fraud died to a bear, you almost died chugging hot dogs, man
You don’t want this smoke, last time you shot fires you got skinned in the woods
So if you take it there, I’m taking it further- psssst, that’s something you don’t wanna do

Muscle Man:
I remember you was conflicted, but you went through a few changes, haven't you?
I'm not talking about super. You know who else got hoed by IDW?
You know who else has amnesia but can't forget the mistakes they have done?
You know who else says “Nothing personel, kid” and lets their friends die? My mom! 

Shadow:
No bars left? I'll shoot opps next. I don't need guns
Drop a bead on Pop's head? That's a bit fucked
Your pop's dead and your mom's next. That is real, son
Four punchlines full of lead, that's a Fist Pump
Like your family tree, this won't get beautiful
I hope you know a guy who can arrange your funeral
If I hear any more edgy jokes, I promise
I'll do you way worse than what you did to Thomas

Muscle Man:
You’re so ungrateful. If it wasn’t for the fans you wouldn’t be here today
You were created to save a life. Mariah would be ashamed of those you took away
Riding alone with your regrets, every chance he gets more repressed, and what for, brother?!
This ultimate waste of life form just got buried by a gardener 

Shadow the hedgehog vs Muscle Man-Rap Off! (ft. Titanium1208 & CornCob7178)

hiiiiiiii king duckyyyy 👋 

•CAST/CREW•
Rosenthal as Leafy 
Taiga as Jerma 

(Leafy)
Hey everyone, and welcome to the Goddamn internet 
Against me you'll meet defeat, compared to Leaf there's no other!
I'm prepared to leave this self proclaimed winner dead
Mained the TF2 spy but I am the one with your mother

Really should've prepared because I'm the one you're attacking dude
You were born with extra hands yet I'm the one who's clapping you!
You’re too scared to spit a diss, while I can get vicious and meaner
You never display your real voice cuz you're too much of a wiener!

Jerma should learn a new trick cuz he only exploits memes for clicks
Isn't it ironic how this clown has jerm in his name yet can't spit sick?
Dropped YouTube and dude moved onto Twitch, you weren't the best of picks
And ya couldn't get chick's and soon flew back into the hole of irrelevance 

You've got an endless supply of bald coin yet can’t ball boy
Better prepare, this cringy creepy loser's about to fall, boy!
Just like leaves, I make the green, I'll split you at the seams!
We all know you only got fame by being a dead meme!

(Jerma)
Leafy, your prime has past, let's go onto another chapter
I'm a winner while you're thinner than what your named after
You only put fuel in the fire with your pyro-cynicism
Yet can't even spew out fire when it comes to lyricism!

I'll eat this beat like a burgah boy, no crown for this runner up!
I would punch in you in the jaw but you are immune to uppercuts 
My meme is extremely famous, you only gain small crowds
You're getting toyed with, bro, welcome to my dollhouse!

I guess it's time for you to find some new hobbies
Cause you got banned faster than Among Us public lobbies!
Sussy stinging slices is what you’re feeling when I drop this fire
You bully kids, a threat on the web; call you a Giant Enemy Spider

This online bully should be the one to fear this
You couldn't even be ranked D in my tier lists!
Must be as insane as, well, me! If you think you can beat me
You're about to fall like it's autumn, I will crush Leafy!

(Leafy)
You don’t think I can hurt ya? It’ll be easy to burn ya
Snapped the neck of Short Jerma but YOU'RE coming up short, Jerma!
Hit Santa with a two by four, knocked off old Saint Nick's head 
Yet like him and your uncle Ted; I'll be leaving you all dead!

(Jerma)
That squeaker-like voice makes my ears extremely numb 
You sound like an insane sussy monkey on helium
Battling Jesus Jerma is a sin, you are definitely not getting the win
I should've warned ya, your victory chances are as small as your chin!


Art by Clarence the Duck 
Thumbnail by box
Written by King Ducky, KCToons, Kibby Witz and Awesome Ayden
Mixed by box
Beat by Igvar&Roy
Huge thanks to Limjj, Evry, Trakked, Joosh, Dudz and King Ducky!


Jerma vs Leafyishere ○ Rap Battle by box! (AUDIO ONLY) [Ft Rosenthal & Taigatonic]

eyeless lmao wtf


•CAST/CREW•
Egomanic as Eyeless Jack
MakeMeMadGaming as Doctor Bunsen Honeydew
garbageGothic as Beaker 

(Jack)
You all know my name so there's no need to state it
You're a bit out the loop but around here I'm famous
What's a doctorate gonna do when I devour your liver
Not my taste but I've got Honeydew plated for dinner

I'd rip through your insides, if Henson hadn't done it
Slaughtered Pinstripes, so I can handle a Muppet 
Surprised this madman has a heart, he's so insane
I'll tear it out and dine like a build-a-bear buffet!

I feast on the screams when I pierce through the weak
You leave guests screaming with your “cutting-edge” technology!
You see the clock ticking fast, that's means that you might last
But you oughta run, ‘fore I mold Beaker to a wine glass

(Honeydew)
Oh Dear! (Meep Meep!) Beakie don't be so fearful!
Since he can't see our judgment, let's just give him an ear full!
With all the mindless slaughter, I have just one question: (Meep!)
How did such a story blow up more than our inventions?!

You see. no eyeballs, yet I ball, to par
You've no eyeballs, so you bawl tears of tar
Although I can't blame you, I'm sure that leaves a scar
Perhaps behind all the gunk is a child with a heart!

(Meep?) That's right Beakie! Why don’t we try to help him? :D
To shield him from the rocks, let's offer him a helmet!
Though elementary.. no why would we bother…
When the problem at hand here is he needs a better author?

(Jack)
I topple as a monster, you fail as an engineer
Fill Happy Appy with cyanide then call him Seed Eater
Like your partner, your lines fall apart into murmurs
So useless they should call you Bunsen-Back-Burner

(Honeydew)
Based on your past in battles I’ll say you were greater
But I came here expecting I’d need an intro-inator
Now the cult made a savior, but he’s mindless and lost
I've got it! For you, a Complex Thought-o-tron!
(Explosion)

(Jack)
Didn't factor in your namesake. Now your factories inflamed
Your creations are decaying at the fault of your manic claims
You've no need to shift the blame, your claim to fame
Your futures have been flayed today.

(Honeydew)
Beaker! Now you've made the specimen violent! (Meep?!)
He seemed to do much better when his fanbase kept him silent 
The only help I've got for him is his title from the masses
To help his lack of sight, I prescribe: Glasses!


Thumbnail by TomPuffs!
Written by M&Mattie and Box
Additional Writing by garbageGothic
Beat prod. by 2Deep
Demo by garbageGothic and Mattie
Mixed by Light
Made in 100 hours by Box, garbageGothic, MakeMeMad Gaming and M&Mattie!


Eyeless Jack vs Dr. Bunsen Honeydew ○ Rap Battle by box! [Ft Egomanic!]

TaigaTonic as Kyle
EgoManic as Vasilis

Written by Elizalkin
Mixed by Box

Beat by King EF

Kyle vs Vasilis - Rap Battle!

ThanosQuack as Taka Takahiro
molliebdenite as Mr. Frog


Written by Elizalkin
Cover art by Elizalkin
Beat by Trunxks Beatz
Mixed by box.

Special Thanks to garbageGothic, rosenthalfishes, TaigaTonic, Ficketyfoo M!CHA, CinnamonGhostCrunch, Rippilie, Zach Hadel, and Michael Cusack.

Dedicated to Man the Fish and Pubert.

LYRICS:

Taka:
Hello! I’m Taka, welcome to the show!
Today we got a very special guest you surely know..

Welcome Mr. Frog, happy to have you!
So my first question I’ll ask: are you ready to battle?

You became the president; I’m unprecedented
Ultimate TV Personality, have all attention!

Your show’s boring and plain, I created the trends!
I’m loved by my fans! Yours caused your career to end!

Why are you so evil? I’ve got the answer!
It’s cause you’re not sigma, and only cause disaster!

My time’s almost up, so let’s see if you can manage
To make it a verse without causing serious damage!

Mr. Frog:
Hello, I’m Mr. Frog. This is my verse!
I’ll eat the beat, and come home with a new Chrysler! 

Caught up in controversy, but I’ve no time for bigots
So tell that conductor, I’m not handing a ticket!

All your fans don’t care, wish that you died
They’d actually thank me if I ate you alive 

Cause you’re a bug i’m stomping!
You’re gross and little you hobbit!

So I’ll cut your profit!
Let your show burn!

And while you’re begging to stop it
I’ve guaranteed myself a second term! 

Taka:
You know you’re supposed to diss me right?
I did. FUCK!

My fans don’t care? You’re covered in scandals!
This is just the second time they’ve got your show canceled!

I’m gross? Well on that note
You ate a person and it stopped the cash flow!

You’re a terrible person and worst of all: a bore
Celebrities getting outed is just the theme of 2024!

Mr. Frog:
I’m getting outed? You’re a criminal dude!
You tampered with police evidence to get likes and views!

You slept with the fishes, and nobody cared
My fans were the ones to let me back on air!

Yeah I ate that dude it was awesome
But you’re a bitch, so you’re the least of my problems!

You’re just the next bug on my show, but reap the benefits!
At least you’re not here to tamper with the evidence!

Taka Takahiro vs Mr. Frog - Fangans vs Anything!

Happy Birthday Acexperts.

Elizalkin as Both
Mixed by Box
Beat by Anywaywell.

Lyrics:
Copernicus:
Hello, I’m Copernicus, I’m hurting this vermin 
Now, I’ve heard of him, but don’t worry he’s only creepy on the surface
He stalks the woods, looking for children to hunt as his prey 
I’ve seen worse up on Twitter, there’s really nothing more to say

However, I can elaborate on what I’ve said before
Who came up with you? Some random edgy kid on the internet who was bored?
Or was it the photo editor posting all that nonsense on the message boards?
But no matter who it was, it always ends up with your story being poor!
Ignore what I’ve said for now, lemme get a question out
Was your movie rushed out? Or was it bad - intentional? 
Why don’t you just leave, I don’t want my observatiatory a glitchy mess
And we all know how the story goes, you left in the Thick of It

Slenderman:
You’ve entered Slender’s forest, you’ve already decided your fate.
You’ll finally be up in the sky, ‘cuz you’ll die today.
You’re battling the sky-high stalker, specialized in cold-cases
You wanna make it out alive? COLLECT MY PAGES!

A tale as old as time, don’t let your children out alone
I’m crafting a new one, don’t let the nerds out in the battle zone 
I’ll crush your weak body, you’ll need attention - medical 
It won’t take much, I could do that with just one tentacle…
I’ve crafted my own pedestal, now I’ll stand on it
I’d say I stole the win, but you ain’t earn it, I won’t be robbin’
You’re getting silver, hope you got your money’s worth 
‘Cuz I lap circles around you, like the sun ‘round the earth

Copernicus:
I’m at a loss of words, were my discoveries useless?
It seems they still think wrong, oh it’s so putrid!
All that research wasted, what’s even the point?
All those restless nights for nothing, oh it all disappoints!
I will fight for my beliefs! I’ll defeat The Slenderman 
And even if I don’t, I’ll still die a happy man!
‘Cuz I’d have known I tried, and didn’t back out when it was too late 
So you’re right I’ve decided my fate, I’ll destroy everything Slenderman creates!

Slenderman:
You think you’re so tough. You don’t even stand a chance.
You’re dead as soon as you step foot on my land.
The fact you think you’ll destroy me shows it all
You’re the worst thing that I’ve seen in a forest, since Logan Paul
DON’T THINK YOU CAN RUN AWAY! NO YOU’RE ALL MINE
I’LL TURN YOU TO MINCE MEAT JUST FOR STEPPING OUT OF LINE
KNOW YOUR PLACE; NO ONE CARES THAT YOU’LL DIE
‘CUZ AS SOON AS I GET YOU, YOUR NAME WILL BE LOST TO TIME…

Slenderman vs Copernicus - Rap Battle!

Cover Art by @TomPuffs

Egomanic as The Max Headroom Hijacker
Box as The Intruder

Lyrics Written by Box & Defta

Audio & Beat Mixed by Cidisswo

Lyrics:

The Intruder:

DON’T WATCH: if you’re not prone from sickness
This Chucks talking bull like Swirsky did! with
another door to the forehead, it's another thing I left rocked
[I'll let myself in] *knock knock knock*
We have no connection, but when its comes to that you’re shitty
It's sick he's not known from the trollpasta Wiki
Wanna see a real mugshot? I would perhaps not
Slim and Shady ass person thinks he’s a rap god

Max Headroom Hijacker:

(*GROANS*) what a FRICKIN nerd!
Oh Jesus I'm getting sick from hearing those words!
Catch the wave, don't try to drown in your own flow!
Cutting you to the “max” because well…. You know…
I’ll riddle you with holes, Edward has a better Enygma (*snorts*)
While you’re left to be forgotten, what do you have, dementia?
Bite me! You’re not a damn thing worth to mention
The government can't find me! Seems I went more to ascension…


The Intruder:

Like ascended to Gabe? Seems kinda shoddy
I only see you fly like [NOW ALERTING “SWAT” TEAM]
Profiteering off big brother? I think I'm hallucinating 
The FBI would be waiting, before you could save face then
Taking off your private eye while I X you out
Individuals or groups have not been apprehended since now!
My series is still appealing, I can’t say the same about you 
Whenever you're brought up, people are like “Doctor Who?”


Max Headroom Hijacker:
Waves should’ve been catched on Stanley, the silly breed 
Took Microsoft Sam here, making people think “He’s coming to get me!”
Luring in victims with other analog tropes? 
Leaving a few more hits when I'm offing a mark! (OH)
Takes more than some doppelgangers to leave me dead, see?
Now you failed into the hands of fricking Jeffrey Epstein 
Leaving this news hater burned…
Since I just made a giant masterpiece for all the greatest newspaper nerds!

The Intruder vs The Max Headroom Hijacker - Cidisswo Rap Battles

Cast
King ducky as duck season
Clarence the duck as the duck
Trakked as andy the apple

Crew
Written by acexperts, powerpoint rap battles, clarence the duck
Writing help by BDGR, king ducky
Art by limJJ, clarence the duck
Beat by surce beats
Mixed by Box
Thumbnail by Acexperts

Lyrics



Andy The Apple 
Hello, dog or something, your game is just another passing fad
While I’ll drop bombs that make your nuke ending look bad
Against Eastwood this dog is barking up the wrong tree
But compared to your son the one firing shots is Andy
God, take off the mask, or I'm gonna have to stop your pedo ass right there
The guns are on you from above, you got shot by choppers in the air
Wanna pack a utensil against my axe? You must be kidding me
Come into the barn with peter, we can play some hide and seek

Duck Season
Oh, hello kid, i was going for a smoke
But i guess i’ll just have to leave a worse dad choked
Both of my games are classics, you stay a distaint myth
With my success, you’re green with envy…call you a granny smith!
When I spit citric it makes Eastwood’s attempts go south
Im spitting fire like your house, your sprite doesn't have a mouth 
Your bottom of the barrel, like your son at the lake
But oh wait, no, to find lore you drag him along by his face
My initials are what shadows you, nintendo's DS
I'm the best, compared to my VR you are BS
You’re low hanging fruit, go grab the gun, no fam to shoot
The dead bro from you?, its hanging you, now you have no use (OH)

Andy the apple
Dawg you couldn’t give me fear, felix experienced better flow
This dad is like thea’s, were your good disses written in crow?
Even if you chose to choke, your still not going home
As your wife left you, because you chose the cheat codes
I'm puzzled by this, who let the dog spout?
Since Matpat touched your game you wonder, who let the doxx out?
Your like a mascot, but hold up you're actually a furry
After i bury my axe in your brain it won't be the static that is blurry
Listen duck i am not here to throw and catch the ball
I will grab my axe, and cave it into your skull
Its maddening, you call me a worse father
Compared with your domestic abuse? I have beat you harder

Duck Season / Duck
Even with your gun against the screen you would still miss
I would say i would fuck yo wife but your best friend did
You're killing you family, you're norman bates with an apple head
But NOW? guess what? Your family is still (gun shot) DEAD
Your burning your house, and kid and wife
But when setting fire to things you forgot the mic
Go back to your cannibal picnic because im out
After being the second being to put thomas down

Andy the apple vs. Duck season (FT King Ducky and Trakked)

good ol' white on white violence! We love that!! This totally was a 48 hour challenge.. yeah.. haha.. trust..

Badger DryW4ter as People Playground
ELIZALKINTHEGOAT & Box as We Become What We Behold

People Playground
Hello! I’m just spawning in! Already faced with a problem?
This borderline politic comic tryna start something? You lost it!
No prisons, facilities, I be dropping heavy bars on beats
Only thing you drop is your body when it’s on TV

Yuh, we got the bombs and nukes we tend to blow up!
Only time you blow up’s when fake news on TV shows up!
I’ll take you out the picture, make this another headlined incident 
You've been taking out your peers cuz all you know is racism!

Circle
New headline: People Playground learn circles don’t play
And your fans that do play you: are in the first grade!
I be holding this mic, so this fight ain’t really fair,
You a blockhead - and circles hate squares!

At least I try and spread a message with trending mishaps
You just spread psychopaths making up some Jigsaw traps
Only if you could dodge your traps, your lines missed me!
I’ll rip apart a ragdoll; see you on the big screen! *fuckin dies*

People Playground
Bad verse kid, that shouldn’t have been laid out!
That shit caused a spit take - call that Melon Playground!
I got endless replay, you got 5 minutes to your name!
So, tell me whatchu know about some airtime with that gameplay?!

Point-&-Click “Adventure” and nothing really happens 
You take a picture, someone dies, and that’s all the action
Saying that you hate the peace, you just lying in your story, bud
No top hat can cover the fact your game’s boring as fuck.

Square 
BE SCARED. THEY JUST KILL YOU AND YOU COME BACK
MAKE A SANDBOX GAME A BLOOD STAIN ON MY BAT
BE ANGRY. SPLIT YOU LIKE LOVEBIRDS - YOUR BODY I’M PARTING
I COULD NOT DO THAT AND BODIES WOULD DROP MORE THAN CARTI

“Endless replay”? But you have 10 minutes til you go bad!
Cuz if violence goes viral, why does your game go stale so fast?
You betta kill yourself NOW!! Or I’m finna make you
Got thousands of reviews and yet all of ‘em still hate you. (DAMN!)

Written by Badger & ELIZALKINTHEGOAT
Beat Produced by Shirazi Beats
Mixed by Box
Art by Badger

BDGR Bites! - People Playground vs. We Become What We Behold! (Prod. by Shirazi)

enjoy your stay :)

•PFP BY TOMPUFFS
https://on.soundcloud.com/FZ41W

•BANNER BY CIDISSWO 
https://on.soundcloud.com/ZkBK5