Lyrics/Karaoke: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J39r9avQ_azEmvSUqRjZJUkJ50bgtfoGzlUGw0wlxWI/edit
Written by Gengo the Cannoli King, B O R K, Rabi, Deegle, Jade, Dustin and MetaMachine
Adroit as J.D.
Evan as Ghostface
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Gengo the Cannoli King
Art by Bork
Hint for our next battle: "Pizza and Puppets"

JD vs. Ghostface

Plankton's Experiment : The Monarchy
Squidward's Suicide : Jose

Written by Kamren
Beat : https://drive.google.com/file/d/144fEa5wotGUJpfbpX_hUv3gQJ09Bg1jJ/view?usp=drivesdk
Beat Prod. : Hollywood Legend
Mixed by : Jordan
Cover art by AaronGPeters
Special Thanks to Dustin and Jade!

[0:25]
Squidward's Suicide :
So they revived me just to be put against an episode so shallow?
Since you're just another crappy-pasta that I'll crush beneath my shadow
The voices tell me to do many things, but read your story? Not one of them!
I mean, just look at the Wattpad page! You're just One Course Meal, chum
Musical notes are my formula! The one you should have killed over
Then again, I would have replaced it like Jade when she tossed you over
To the trash can where you belong, don't you realize it yet?
I'm the whole reason for you even being created on the web!

[0:51]
Plankton's Experiment :
Haven't gotten halfway, yet this experiment has already proved pointless 
Since there are better tales of horror coming from suicidal rodents
Had your chance at the Super Bowl, then Sicko Mode got in the way
Now you mope on your bed, screaming "KAREN TOOK MY HAPPINESS AWAY!"
The crowd booed you off the stage, but I didn’t know your plays could get worse
Remind me who ruined Bikini Bottom, cuz it sure wasn’t fucking Squidward!
Here I thought my traps were rich, but your cameo was only for clicks
Then ended transparent as Red Mists, showing off some dead kids.

[1:16]
Squidward's Suicide :
Plankton mad he's getting served? You ain't Hillenburg, so hush
But what can I say? You're already used to being rushed!

[1:23]
Plankton's Experiment :
My story was a masterpiece! Yours is forgotten each and every day
So make yourself useful for once, take that gun and blow out your brains!
Quit the hyper realism, I only need one eye to creep the masses

[1:32]
Squidward's Suicide :
You don't even have a leg to stand on! Something you have less than Patrick
I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, HAVE FUN WITH THE POLICE!! 

[1:39]
Plankton's Experiment :
Drawing this battle to a close, here lies Squiddy's Hopes and Dreams....

Plankton's Experiment vs Squidward's Suicide - Rap Battle! (ft. Jose & The Monarchy)

Alex the Beast as Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜
IcerM as SiivaGunner
Some guy as CBT Man

Written by IcerM
Mixed by IcerM

Beat by Dansonn

Lyrics:

Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜:
HE COMES! CHAOTIC EVIL EMBODIED AGAINST A SOUND CLOWN
HOPE YOU LOVED LIFE - FOR AS I STRIKE, I’LL TAKE YOURS DOWN
IN A SIMILAR VESSEL, THERE’S NAUGHT THAT I BELIEVE TO SAY
WOULD HAVE A LASTING IMPACT - FOR YOU’RE LIKELY NOT HERE TO STAY
WHEN I TELL WHAT I TELL YOU WILL RUN OFF IN HORROR
SPITTING TICKETS TO HELL WHEN I’M CAUSING DISORDER
I CAN CAUSE YOUR WHOLE SO-CALLED LORE TO BREAK IN A HEARTBEAT
SO LEAVE NOW, LEST I SHOW YOU WHAT’S NOT TO SEE
YOU’RE NOT A LOT TO ME. I’LL HAVE YOU CROSSED
WITHOUT A QUESTION AS TO WHETHER OR NOT THIS IS LOSS
YOU’RE TAKING SIIVA, GUNNER. I’LL PARALYZE THIS BITCH
WHILE YOU FUCK WITH MEMES ON THE WEB I’LL BE TERRORIZING IT

SiivaGunner:
Damn, I knew you’d be pissy, but that’s left me in awe
How about seven chill pills? One for each jaw
There’s so little known about you I’ve found nothing, study as I might
Even Jschlatt can’t hold a candle to that funny mic
I’m the Grand Dad of grab bags with high quality raps, that
If you think you can battle, then listen here, you’re just damn mad
So level with the reality that your puppets are the same
And go walk your fucking staircase back down from whence you came

Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜:
YOU CAN UTTER ALL THOSE LIES AND CLAIM THEY’RE NOT GETTING OLD
WHEN YOU STOP TREATING MY HIGHER VESSELS AS COMEDY GOLD
YOU’LL NEVER COMPREHEND A METHOD TO WIN, TRY AS YOU MIGHT
RIPS FROM JUST AS MANY GAMES AS TIMES I’VE PLAYED YOU IN THIS FIGHT

SiivaGunner:
Can’t read any of your babble but a couple of shit rhymes
But I’ll mutilate it further - multiple uploads at a time!
HE COMES at the sight of a certain cat, I know you would man
So I’m keen to give you the axe, like you were Wood, Man!
And with those caverns in your skulls, gushing reddened dyes
Just take pages from Cthulhu and go fucking rest your eyes
It’s been many many years, and people are still subscribing
And to put that in perspective, cult activity’s declining

Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜:
YOU THINK YOU’RE CAUSING DAMAGE WITH YOUR VILE RHYMES? YOU’RE FUCKING WRONG
I’M NOT BEING RIPPED INTO BY THE MINDS BEHIND BIG CHUNGUS’ SONG
WHY AM I EVEN PIT AGAINST A SHITPOST ACCOUNT
WHEN YOU SIMPLY LET YOUR FANBASE DO THE WORK THEN REAP YOUR CLOUT
THEY WOULD ALL BE BETTER OFF ATTEMPTING MUSIC FOR A ROM HACK
I GIVE LIFEBLOOD TO WHAT'S FICTIONAL. YOU MIDI-SLAP THE NUTSHACK
SO NO TURNING BACK. YOU'VE ALREADY MADE YOUR DECISION
SPENDING THE REST OF YOUR DAYS WITHIN COPYRIGHT STRIKE PRISON

SiivaGunner:
Call you chaotic? Please! You wouldn’t last one minute where I fare
I know you love destruction, so how’s this for Your Best Nightmare?
And we all know your sadomasochism’s unprecedented!
If it weren’t for risk of CBT I’d see to it you’re ended
You’ve got a bubble more claustrophobic than meme culture you battle in
ZALGO be like “I’m charged guilty of several Rap Battle Sins”
So this is my Magnum opus, after God knows how long
Insert stupid-ass finisher, something something, ZALGONE!

ZALGO vs SiivaGunner. Rap Battle!

LYRICS 

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IFxWiWDrXj3XxGluxvStjCPF8Z-rqinNu9JTOK-NYsU/edit?usp=sharing

CREDITS

Vladimyr P. as Red
https://soundcloud.com/vladimyr-p
Lexi M. as Charizard
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ
Light as Venasaur
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
Raichous as Blastoise
https://soundcloud.com/kingraichous

Rabi As Kris
garbageGothic as Susie
https://soundcloud.com/garbagegothic
Tuna as Ralsei
https://soundcloud.com/tunattic
GamingPlush64 as Lancer
https://soundcloud.com/gamingplush64
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQ

Written by Rabi, B O R K, & GamingPlush64
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok
Mixed by Light
Beat by Dansonn
Thumbnail by Rabi

Red vs. Kris - Rap Battle

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1qwRu6ZbBSI23S6UX_y7b24pC6OxeTit-bKVsnsvZln4/edit
Snakebite126 as Little Mac
Alex M. as Izuku Midoriya
MetaMachine as Doc Louis (cameo)
Written by MetaMachine, Raichous, Kamren the Person, GamingPlush64, FyxFynn and Adam.
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Thumbnail by Rabi
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Self-Reflections"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Mad Science"

Little Mac vs. Izuku Midoriya

Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been hard at work on this new series, MC Fawful Rap Battles! This first battle pits the Springwood Slasher, Freddy Krueger, against Jacob's favorite son, Joseph! Which dreamer will win? That's for you to decide!

Alex/J Morris the Review Guy as Freddy Krueger
Snakebite126 as Joseph
Mixed by Alex
Written by MC Fawful and Snakebite126
Thumbnail by Trakked

Freddy Krueger:
This lame teen can explain dreams? Then, surely you’ll know the most important sign.
When Freddy’s haunting your nightmares, it’s an omen a bitch is going to die.
You’re in my world now, Joseph! This sinful killer’s ripping biblical figures to pieces.
Wheel your chariot on Elm Street and you best believe that the dream demon’s beating a believer like Jesus!
Poor, Poor Joseph, nowhere to Go, Go, Go and forced to flow, flow, flow with,
The Nightmare, so Close Every Door from me, but this GOAT’s still spilling blood to leave your dreams coated!
You ain’t been relevant since the 90s, so if you wanna play games with me, I’m endin’ this
I don’t need any accessories for the NES to be the death of this bitch from Genesis

Joseph:
Hm, a pedo with fiendish schemes? I’m not sure what the meaning could be
But that verse was a mess, while I’m spitting sick. I must be inside a fever dream
Been going strong for half a century and I know all about dealing with malevolent men!
My raps are raising the adrenaline, just one shot from me and Freddy’s Dead
Dissin religions but you’re fearing Christians, your nun of a mom beat you worse than Voorhees
Defeated with ease by fearless teens? Your movies are seven ears of corny.
I suffered through slavery, rotted away in a cell, and still lived to tell the tale, oh,
Your right hand’s equipped with shiny blades? I’m the right-hand man of the pharaoh!

Freddy Krueger:
The “favorite child” wants to talk about family relations? Ha! You better quit it.
Your bros got more dough from selling you away than your own show got off of tickets.
That’s right, Englund’s spilling the tea. You only got far by sucking up all your life.
Your owner locked you away for cheating, but the poor slave never even got with his wife!
I’m a horror icon feared across the world. Got kids terrified to even yawn.
You’re a crappy musical for church goers that can’t decide on one style of song.
Your coat got all the color while you’re bland as Rice, so be careful not to delve in my realm
Or else your pops’ll be sobbing when he hears there’s One More Angel in Hell! (Hahaha!)

Joseph:
Figures you’d bring up fathers. Yes, mine favored me the most
But with your own troubling past, how could you even boast?
First, the busting out in the nuthouse, then your adoption was repelling
It makes sense you’d dislike my songs, how your foster father taught you about belting (Ha!)
Your family never forgave you, sent you to your grave, you’ll never know a happily ever after
I’ve got scorching flows like gasoline, it’s game, set, match, for the Springwood Slasher
So keep the Christmas sweater on, Santa Claws, Christ himself is with me till the end
This inhuman monster’s a coward who just got beat by Joseph, amen.

Stay tuned for the next battle. Hope you don't axe-identally miss it.

Freddy Krueger vs Joseph - MC Fawful Rap Battles

(#SPITTINGCHALLENGE2020 Snakebite126) BENNY SPITTING

epic salad fingers spittin aw yea lets go eddie

#SPITTINGCHALLENGE2020 Salad Fingers Verse Dustin

Oh yeah we going to space for this one
Mancha as Sinistar
King Mewtwo as Ego the Living Planet
Beat produced by Tristan on the Track
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Dani Frias 
Written by Trakked, Kamren, ColeDaCole and WDRB

Battle:

Sinistar:
Beware coward, this small villain will fall victim to my hunger 
I’ll throw Sini-bombs at this planetoid; lightyears asunder!
You better Run Run Run! Not even your Alter-Ego can stop me
For my Eternal power shall destroy this puny planet's Galaxy 
It’s a travesty that such a being couldn’t be a strong foe
Beat by a space pirate? That’s what I’d call a fragile Ego
You're a sick minded fraud, went out a Boomer like your status
Not even glitches could rebirth since you've already turned to ashes

Ego:
Tried to scare in the 80’s, yet even with that, computer,
You’re the “star” of a forgotten game; an unoriginal space shooter
If a spacecraft can beat you, then you’ll revel to my power,
Decimated into decimals, never played beyond an hour

Sinistar:
Beware, I live!; And you claim my game is infamous?
I may be the metal boss, but you’re sure picking up rust!
I’ll bust into your core, before you dare fathom to wreck this,
How come you try to take risks when I eat planets for breakfast? 

Ego:
You're just an underpowered entity, a frail-minded Galactus
So I'll trash this scrap metal; I could destroy you with magnets!
Barely shoddy, with my Anti-Bodies swarming 'round this virus,
Deleting all weak-shelled copies of this pathetic bot who’s mindless
Your claim to fame's only a game, while my legacy evolves
No glitches can save you, watch you while all of your lives dissolve
A win trapped in Imaginationland; this pathetic feud is over
And it concludes with me having this star meet a supernova

Sinistar vs Ego - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #12

Alex the Beast as Machamp
Dani Frias as Galarian Farfetch'd

Machamp:
My opponent’s a lowlife alola- galarian?
Smoke it with no fists, my toe tip could bury him
Pokemon’s GOAT, leaving foes without any limbs
Won’t waste my focus on no vegetarian

Farfetch’d:
Sure, keep insulting me like I’m the weak fighter
Only thing you’re good at breaking’s mirrors, Meat Spider
But if you’re gonna just continue laughing when we brawl
Well, then we’ll see who’s the gag when I evolve
Sirfetch’d:
I’ll strike at this tacky undeveloped sore sissy
With his gigantamax form looking like a gormiti 
Looks to me like you missed boxing 101, so I’d better state
Strapping a geodude to your back doesn’t make you heavyweight
Heh, at this point, Frankenstein should just pack up
With that mug, not even my beak could match up
Don’t wanna get intense cause this feud is petty
I’ll put down my sword and I’ll give you a wedgie

Machamp:
So Flour Power wants to say he’s improved
He just turned into the bad ending of playing with food (ha!)
Face with the ride me eyes, lay down your dying hype
Flimsy and weak, a disgrace to the fighting type
Basically Flying, why you in the first place?
Close to my level? You belong in a bird cage
This joke in the game’s shot at smoking my fame?
Want the answer? You got it in your own fucking name
I’m peak performance, your leek’s your offence
So maybe think twice before you beef enormous
Muscles I’m rocking that make my foes shudder, stunned
Sport Bird’ll wish he accepted the other guns
Squirt you’re a runner up, look at you all huddled up
Ready up a thunder punch, decimate this rubber duck
Coming in to rumble with an onion and some puffing up
Living example of how to speedrun a couple punctured lungs
This is a wild tourney, can you touch me in this state?
I’ve seen more agile birdies on a fucking dinner plate
While I don’t hesitate to leave a foe bleeding grim
There’s a reason I’m the ace in your own region’s gym

Sirfetch’d:
You’ve got no bars when dissing me, quit the bitch fit
Thought your no guard ability meant you didn’t miss hits
I’m the example? Well that just drives me up the wall
If you were a role model there’d be steroids in lunchables
Ooh, bud you stand lesser, not even my ancestor
Bring out all four of ‘em, I’ve seen Hitmonlee throw hands better
500 punches per sec? That’s blowing my mind
Cause last time I checked, your attack’s lower than mine (ay)
I flow in my lines like the flow in my mind when I strike with precision and leave you a sad sight
You flail your punches and fail to touch this, your fighting position’s more fit for a slap fight
It’s a slight stretch to act like Registeel 
Maybe I’ll use your body as my next veggie shield
So you’d better yield, it was a good game though
But it didn’t take a flying move to leave this gym teacher K.O.’ed

Written by Psytube
Mixed by Dani Frias
Cover Art by Rabi
Beat by Marsad Men

Machamp vs Galarian Farfetch'd - Pokémon Rap Battle

Video release: February 20th

MaviKartal2003 as Tommy Wiseau (video)
Adam as Tommy Wiseau (audio)
Pixel Chris as Leonardo DiCaprio (video)
WritingJoeBattles as Leonardo DiCaprio (audio)
RNG as Announcer 

Written by Oofie, MaviKartal2003, RNG, CCRB, WalkAwesomeMovies, WDRB (one line) and Pixel Chris
Mixed by Ken-Chan
Beat produced by Allrounda
Flow test by Oofie
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie

Tommy Wiseau (0:11):
I did not hit her, it’s not true, it’s bullshit! I did not hit her, I did nahhht!
Oh hi Leo!
Nice to meet you, I’m Wiseau, and you’re DiCaprio
I’m not talking bottles when I’m putting caps in folks 
Getting more money than you from sales of DVDs
You’re no artist, yes Leonardo, no da Vinci
Unmask the iron truth off your head, oh Danny boy, Danny Boy
In all your movies, you end up dead, oh Danny boy, Danny boy 
In this battle you’re falling harder than you did as Jack 
You’ll only flow when it’s Gatsby’s pool murder on the track (hahaha) 
I did so much for “The Room”, couldn’t stand to my mastermind brain
Everyone knows me, and I’m not even sipping champagne 
You sue over dick pics? Hah! What's wrong little Leo?
I spit raps stronger than your Titanic ego! (hahaha)

Leonardo DiCaprio (0:52):
Let me be Franco, I'm tearing apart this mess
Screaming dreams from roofs like "my parents aren't incestuous!”
Just ‘cause it’s an award, Razzies’ don't equal a high bar
I’m not talking Sestero when I’m seeing high marks
You’re fucking a bellybutton, dick’s as small as your list of hits
A pistol’s not the only thing fired, I’d assume that you’re used to it
I'm a wolf: Wall Street; you’re a chicken: CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP
Now Gregory ain’t the only one that's going up a shit Creek!
I’m a shining film star, you’re only shining when you Polish floors
Even I got more Oscars than your Golden Globe Awards
Chillin’ in my mansion, you’re living off of your pensions
With your s-s-stammer, you couldn’t finish a sentence!

Tommy Wiseau (1:24):
But your roles couldn’t get me on board with Titanic
Even Cameron switched to blue people for a bigger flick
You’re as thin as Glass, which I will break into shards 
You could call me Lisa, ‘cause I’m tearing you apart!

Leonardo DiCaprio (1:34):
Complain about the Titanic? Film’s got me covered in ice!
But you’re clowning even worse than your attempts at playing Joker right
Your career’s pushing daisies, or in this case, Roses
No Inception, time is over! The dream’s come to a close, kid!

#SPITTINGCHALLENGE2020 Salad Fingers Verse Dustin

Freshy Kanal 2