"Following his long-awaited EPIC return, McCockinyourbum has continued to build upon his rapidly improving skills. Each time the man releases a new track, I wonder how he could possibly top it; each time my questions are answered. This time, McCockinyourbum demonstrates his understanding of the 5th realm and brings its likeness into music form. Never before has this been heard. To all whom possess ears, I implore you to grace them with the artist's finest work yet: How It Feels When I Drop Spanner" - Ronald Reagan

ye when i was bildin a bike todey i droped one of me 15mm spaners an i thought oh fuck i jus droped a spaner that int good and then i picked it up obvusly but wen i was pickin it up i thout i wonder if anyon has made a sogn about this befor cos its rely prety deep when you thinj about it tbh like jeez it realy did send me on an emotonal rolercoster for a minit or two

i got home an imediatly beckoned for my gitar to spring forth from its dwelings in the corner of me roum an it came n said heyup cockman lets get this done then an i physicaly asalted but that wasnt enouhg even wehn i started cuttin of its strings so i slowly began murdaring it family to make it feel true pain an i think thast emoton is capturd in this track an it resembls the pain i feel when i drop spaner

its impoortant tho to remembr that im not thonly one who feels pain . proper pain is wors than jus dropin spaner - proper pain is like what my gay frends in iraw go thorou every day just to surviv. honestly its an insperaton to us all how they get out of ther shity litle gay beds in a mornin an go an get told of by alla or whoever it is opver there tghat says tghey cant do bumsex, its realy sad becaus aparently its fun (but i havnt tried it yet so dont spoil it for me i want to be serprised when i try it)so yeah go do bumsec when you get the chanc guys piece n luv

How It Feels When I Drop Spanner

ngl to yu guys im fuckinm pised of i lost my favrit pencil 3 weks ago n i stil cant find it like wqere the fuck has it gon then if any of yiz seen it leme kno cos i need it to draw thing kno what me sayin

legit fuckin pised of like yu dont even understnad this is actuly painful tbh like i dont even car enuf to apologis to heinz (but if yu ar readin mate apology is comin i kno i was a litl harsh wi me last track n that descripton)like cant even be bothred to shout out my gay frends in iraq cos even tho they go trhou hard time i dont thinik even like getin stoned for gay is as bad as wot i gon throu this month tbh

piece n fuckin luv :(

I Lost My Pencil In A Tragic Accident

so bois its been a whike ye ye i kno shut the fUKck up i be bakck in acton an we be makin EPIXC sogns agen for ye slags

thout id start wi an imporotant mesagfe in the fromr of a hertwarmnin dstory about the glasman who insist of glas eating

i first encuntered glassman wehn i was jorneying throu asia an i stumbled into the midle eats and foun this lil ol country caled iraq an found som epic lads that oyu may now know as my gay friends in iraq and oh yeah the glassman tried to make the gobble glass but they was too busy gobblin cock

Sympathy For The Glassman

YoyoOyoYoyoyoYOYoyOyOyOYoYoyo it i s me you're boy mcCockinyourBum back at it on the music scenery an this time i want to shar with you an increble dicsovry of that this moon foto wher we can clerly see a proffessy that lion eat my foot AN IT DID!!!! I wentto see my gay frends in iraq (which is why i was gon for solong)an becas it in shithol town they stil hav lions ther (don gugle it jus trustme) an genuniley i prmis yous ity did hgenuinly eat my foot an now im not alowed to play in the premier leeg anymore. legit rooned my life but yknow it is wot it is.

ye so piece n luv n go supoet my gay friens in iraq honestly mates it legit is a shitole place honstly i cudnt believe it wen i was ther it is genunly even worse than birmingam, piece n luv

SpaceLion Ate My Foot

my origonal pice whihc was ST0LEN by sum other gezer, so i tok it bac here yare evryon not gona wast to much of yur time wit this one i no tht alot ofy ou are busy but jus befor i go pls i kno i aska lot but pls do suport my gayfr iends in iraq they ned it eight now

Mango Zone (my original work, do not use without permission)

yoo guiys bin a wile innit! i thort id use sum extra punctooashon i lernd in past 10 pluss 1 months (carnt cownt past 10 sory guiys!). got 2 hand it 2 mc cockinyourbum, he es 2oo gud at dis song maykin bizzyniss wiffowt im i wudve nevr bin ayble 2 cum bak. i put lot effrt into dis butt stilll cud youse sum work innit! sory for showtin, im excited! i did it agayn! agayn! no!!! ennyway, hope u like it and show mc cockinyourbum sum love and supprt 4 his gay chums in eyerack!!!

Vomit O Bucket

sory guys i got busy when i was trimin me grass an when i was trimin me grasss my neyber brought his wheely bin into me garden and he said "get in" so i did you know i dint want to cause a fuss or nothin an then he wakced me wit this big fuckin mallet an it did hurt a bit like youkno w me i am hench but it gave me a bit of a conushion an wehn i woke up i was all tied up an i wa\snt to big of a fan, the guy was good to be far like whn i did ask to be alowed to post to me sondloud he said i could but not for to lon g so thats why its a bit sharter than usaly it is. 
thisn is basd on that one time that i was at a dentist becaus i twitsed my ankel an the sily dentist man starte d eetin me teeth! i told him to stop an he did but by that point hed had enough to fill a tic tac box
but yknow what even then its not as bad as what some peploe have to go threw, some polep cant even hav dentits becas there cunry think theyl put thigns in ther bums and those poor pepple are my gay frends in iraqw an if yous want to suport a good cause pleese help them to get some good dentits over there

piece n luv guys

Dentist Ate My Teeth

got dez sounds in me bran all dat time thout dem micro chiops in der vaksins getin good so me go get one dem speak to bill gate me bezzy mate and he was like yeea we get dem sounds into sound clod for your AWESOM followers to lisn too so e don that wat a lad now you guus can enjoy dem souinds in me bran

Brainrot ( souds insid me bran!]

Yooooooooooo lads and women lads I kno it been a wile but honstly an yur not gona beleev this but I got lost in them woods for aaaaaages an only jus foun my way out but wen i was in ther I met asome like mushrom peepl things an they gav me a sogn idea an this was the idae that they gave me (but it is my owen orignial work) so yea enjoy it.

Also whil i was in ther i didnit hear a SIGNLE THING from my gay friedns in iraq so i thjink they dont like me anymure so fuck them im movin on and startin agen with mor bangers you kno how i scoobydo.

When The Night Has A Hole In It

litraly just made this on whil i was makin me lunch todey and guess what i had

that riht!!!! i had me som chikcen and warm potaters

but me gay frend from iraq (we made amends an he came to visitme but a lot of them FUKERs didnt wont to sea me so whatevr mor chikcen for me) an he wasc macing sum onion bagel sammich thing (think itmu st be an iraq thign to do meybe) an he litrely startd criein bcoase ther wasnt any sporuts lol waht a baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anthem For An Onion

YO wht is Up sondclod subcripers i amBackhere after bieng kidnap by mc Cocin you bum,, Mad song about alcol ism Caus igot al addicted whenI got abudcted andexacped wasa tuf time for Me so wantedto sdtop u Gusys geting drunk and Dyeeing anyways ilIek and Buscrbib for anothr mc chav inyour Anus RAP now Enjog it aALl

Awsom alchol Song rAP,

Don't go putting words in me mouth unless them words is cock n ball coz all I be wantin is some gay ass luvvin ya get me ain't nuffink wrong wiv sum nice ol fashion up the bum stuff wiv nother man kno what me sayin

Anyway ye here's me music I really do hope that yis all like it n shit so giv us a listen n rate it crank that shit my brotha piece n luv

Made this account while i was on the bog my shit is next level cuz kno what me sayin ye

Hit me up if ya want sum colab n shit n i see what we can do but don't be wantin nun o that hippy shit we all bout that hippy-hop ya get me ye

Oh n also make sure yall help me friends over in iraq it really is a shit country no hate tho but they just need to acept my gay friends in iraq let them live piece n luv

How It Feels When I Drop Spanner

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