Zombie (Plants VS Zombies) VS Zombie (Minecraft)

crusty ass png

writing: me
voicework: me
poor mixing: me
beat: anywaywell

Zombie (PVZ)

Rising up from my grave, I didn’t come to play.
Listen bud, I gotta say that we just ain’t the same.
Killin’ buds, exterminate, but before my lunch break
EA says you gotta pay, Pop a Cap right at your face!

Yeah, I’m facing a pussy like it’s PVZ!
Only waking at night, d’you need a coffee bean?
Using your babies to fight, so to stop you from running out,
I’ll make more waves with your wife, like “the zombies are coming!” Ouch!

Zombie (Minecraft)

This monster spawned before dawn on this bomb beat,
But all that was audible was you, now I’m yawning
‘Cause the problem that I find wrong with this zombie:
Your army falls into line like you’re playing Zombot-lane!

You got a ludicrous legion that lose to lawn mowers!
It don’t take hours for me to bust down a locked door!
Hardcore, like your head I’m popping off fast!
Who knew you’d have so much trouble trying to touch grass!

Zombie (PVZ)

Yeah, I fuck with the plants and I win it, the minute you step in the light you are finished!
You spend your whole night tryna break in a village and still didn’t get in, you ain’t got no bitches!
So listen, your single-hit disses ain’t similar to me freely feasting on greenies for dinner,
Any mob happens to hurt you and you go ballistic, no wonder you’re riding with chickens!

Ooh, call that a critical hit, the way how I come from the top!
Make like your business and sink when I cut you down a Notch!
You’ve Drowned so sleep with the fishes, but you can’t haunt ‘em!
‘Cause when you fight the Zomboss, you end up Zom-bottom!

Zombie (Minecraft)

All of your rhymes cannot hit, they do light damage!
I die to smite enchantments, you die to spud mines planted!
Ain’t got no weakness, just strength. Do harm? It’s healthy to me!
Minecraft’s making massive money, you’re stuck in the Loonboonies!

My fans are frivolous, your fans forgot your franchise!
I thought you’d be happy to wither like when a plant dies!
I’d tell you to stay dead and release ZackScott’s soul, but
You try to revive and still decline. “Bruhhh” moment.

Zombie VS Zombie - Rap Battle

Bo Burnham (Youtube) VS Brian David Gilbert (Youtube)

writing: me
voicework: me
poor mixing: me
beat: anywaywell

Bo Burnham

Welcome To The Internet! What would you like to see? 
An actual comedian, or a niche copy?
I’m a YT classic, bringin’ white-kid raps and 
Compared to your parody parables, I’m pacing faster!

Katy Perry, ask her who knew YouTube's past, sir! 
I made people laugh for years, you're me but sadder!
I don't need a ladder, I climb the Vine with wordplay! 
Your skits are so dramatic, it's like they were a word play!

Of course, I know that I'm turn, turn, turn-
-in’ thirty but I got the Words, Words, Words,
To hit you hard with my verse, verse, verse.
It’ll hurt, but That's How The World Works!

Brian David Gilbert

Listen, I’m a bit perplexed, so it’s time to start Unravelling,
You went from a white kid, to naked Monster Factory
And I see that Bo is just a stage name, where did it come from?
Sorry, we’ll get back to this tangent, imagine a blackened screen then- jump cut!

It’s rough but I have lots of dedicated fans, 
Educated packs of people with PokeRaps at PAX!
While you pander to posse’s of posers
Puttin’ you on a pedestal you don’t deserve, that’s Sad!

BDG, Ragtag meme with a modest following, 
Rapping ‘gainst this trashy comic with tragic comedy!
Flows so spicy like pepcorn, you know I’m keepin’ the heat up!
Though Bo’s got no knowhow for how shows run so he Repeats Stuff!

Bo Burnham

Unlike all your jokes, that’s funny considering
Within a Polygon, this dumb square couldn’t fit in!
I challenge thoughts with comic songs, we’re not the same!
You make videos about games, so watch yourself getting played!

Brian David Gilbert

Let’s see, on MTV you wrote Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous,
But I don’t think that they knew past Bo was a bit racist!
Bo Burnham’s close to burning, so better be on the lookout
‘Cause you’re under fire for being offensive like it’s Klan Kookout!

Bo Burnham

Only sorcery can fix that hideous (Fucking look!)
But magic isn’t real, you idiot (Read a book!)
And since you’re a nerd, I‘ll set the guidelines (Listen now!)
Rereading Hyrule Hystoria several times (Doesn’t count!)

Art Is Dead, and you’re definitely proof of it, ‘cause
Covering ABBA as Drac won’t make you relevant, but
Here’s an idea, make a new pair of those ugly jorts,
‘Cause much like your fame, you should be used to cutting short!

Brian David Gilbert

What are you on about, my vids get the fans viewing!
From collabs and dance moves to gourmands and Dances Moving!
And I know Covid hoisted both of us out of order,
But you feel and smell like shit… wait that’s it! Bo comes from Body Odor!

I don’t need to wear hats with how much you be capping!
Take a tip from your friend Bezos if you wanna battle rap me!
Wanna Make Happy? Then stop being such a cynic!
God has cursed you for your hubris, but your work is more than finished!

Bo Burnham VS Brian David Gilbert - Rap Battle

LittleFlecks as Geico Gecko
me as gex
rabi tn :)

Geico Gecko vs The Gex From Gex Shorts Rap Battles

VIDEO COMING SOON!

Jenni No Mercy as Bendy
https://soundcloud.com/user-246183970

Matt Raichous as The Tar Monster
https://www.youtube.com/@TheMattRaichous

Written and Directed by Quizzique
https://www.youtube.com/@Quizzique
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
https://www.youtube.com/@FreshyKanal
Art by BMB
https://twitter.com/mynameBMB
Beat prod. by Anywaywell

~~LYRICS~~

Bendy (0:11):
Well, howdy there! And welcome to the picture show!
It’s me, the heart and soul from the minds of Joey Drew’s studio!
We’ve got a special guest today, no need to be alarmed,
Yes, though fear’s what Mr Stoner wants to bring, he’s truly harmless!

Let’s dive into attempted offenses that this guy tried to enact
You’ll find he posed no real threat, it was himself he kidnapped!
Golly, the treasures of Byzantius were his to withdraw
But he got blown out into a bubble, call that the final straw

Tar Monster (0:34)
You think you’ve got me figured out, exposed me like a Turkish drought?
You ain’t considered the clout that I’ve got within this pictured bout
Without a doubt you’re no angel just based on how you were revived
My biggest crime’s taking the gold while your studio’s taking lives

This inky imp from the abyss got nothing on the depths I dwell
The monster from the tar lake’s dragging you back to the pits of Hell
I only need one eye to see deception from afar, fool
Your creator forged a lie, while I’m thinking with tar pools

Bendy (0:55)
Wow, you sure did spit some heat, you clearly have some well-oiled rhymes
Maybe it’s all that liquid tar making you boil alive!
I’ve seen creepier things in your series of various kinds
I think theMeatly would enjoy your Turkey stereotypes!

It’s ironic that a stoner and his dog
Beat a Stoner in his bog who’s more forgotten than the Glob
Now you should never have fought against the mighty Ink Demon
‘Cause all I’d need is an extinguisher to see this thief freezin’

Tar Monster (1:18)
You’re faker than a cardboard cutout, think this should be captured
I’d love to see the outcome, but we’d need another chapter
Your storyline is fractured by the filler on the screen
They must be talking merch when they said “Build up our machine”

Your show had ended, then like a frame it got drawn out
Creators more devout than Sam Lawrence, what the Sheep Song’s about
Now your ink has dried, your studio and machine broke
Thanks for tuning in at home, but for this devil, that’s all, folks

Bendy Vs The Tar Monster | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #4 (feat. Jenni No Mercy and Matt Raichous)

Shoutout to my friend RABI! Walbert parts written by Rabi and cover art by Ethan!

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Vbu5Lx7inoW6kK4J_BieGQS4gbCa3chi_XaMxo_-tK8/edit?usp=sharing

Millard Birdmore vs Walbert - Contest Of Champions [DEMO]

The demo track I recorded for Lofi Girl vs Cassette Girl.
Dated January 2023

Lofi Girl vs Cassette Girl - Eddie's Demo

Re-Destro : Alex M
Dr.Doofenshmirtz : MetaMachine

Written by Kamren
Beat Prod : AnywayWell
Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by CreeperPasta
Art by Cyan and Luke Reardon!

Re-Destro :
What is this? I hadn't mind a pharmacist to liberate
Not that I even could merely looking at the stage today
Tragic backstory, pointless Inator
Cursed by a mammal, says "see ya later"
Repeat the pattern for a whole summer 
Then crash Milo for a season of comfort 
I thought I had it rough, but I've got to stress
That if its not enough, you're beat by a pet
My goals are for my father, I'll carry both alone
Your parents only showed when you're a garden gnome 

Dr.Doofenshmirtz :
Per-Re the Destro, that verse was unexpected 
And of course by that I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED!
With an ego that inflated, I'd mistake you for Balloony
Now watch as this beat drops and Shigaraki's not controlling me!
My Inators are always blowing up but man, your Self Destruction’s prone
Really thought you were catching hands till your legs gave out and you let go
Of the position you once held, now that's Evil Incorporated
But I wouldn’t use this puppet’s nickel when your whole look is copy pasted!
Wait.. have we done this before? Its all confusing
Its hard to remember when your personalities' 2D
Quite the Norm for villains like you, you'd fit in L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N
So make like our noses, get to the point and don't  push my buttons 

Re-Destro :
I’d say you got a glow up but I’m the beacon for it
Couldn’t make time for Vanessa yet its what you’re controllin?
Trapped in your own cycle of embarrassments and the worst part?
Isabella’s better at Adulting, she’s younger than you are!
You’re a Professor that couldn’t Impress me
I'd cry but a tear isn't worth shedding
For the Hunchback of The Tri-State
When your brother's the reason behind your hate!
So take this L and why don't you project this to Monogram?
After I'm done, he'll want to call this Night of the Living Dead Man

Dr.Doofenshmirtz :
Even though I'm Heinz, I couldn't catch up to where your story ends
But here's something I've never done : Got caught by the feds 
Tried to rebel against all for Curiosity's sake
But the only headline you'll be making will be dropping her grave!
Now behold, The Battle of The Month-Inator!
Do as I say and score my raps as your favored!

Perry The Platypus : 
*casual chattering noises*

Dr.Doofenshmirtz : 
Wait, Perry The Platypu-

(Perry destroys the Battle of The Month-Inator)

Dr. Doofenshmirtz :
No!! Curse you Perry the Platypus!... and random anime character that looks like me but mostly Perry the Platypus!

ReDestro vs Dr.Doofenshmirtz - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #9 (ft. Alex M and MetaMachine)

Toni Rigatoni as Colonel Sanders
K.C. as Starbucks Siren
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan 
Additional writing help by 3ple, Theme Park Avenue, Leo Barqui & KCToons
Mixed by Serena
Art by 3ple
Beat by Jake Angel Beats
Cover art by M!CAH
Special thanks to 3ple

Sanders:
Back from the grave to come batter this dame, I'll be fryin’ her under pressure, God
You're half of my age; though I'm graspin’ a cane, still a master at runnin’ a restaurant 
Here’s a fact you can't face: the batch of lattes that you're servin’ are lackin’ in taste 
You tactless disgrace, how you gonna outrun my business when you've got problems with handling race?
Got finger lickin’ rhymes to rebuke this siren so I advise you to stay muted, silent
Just like the tired workers you choose to fight with, all to prevent them from unionisin’
Food’s appetizin’ here, unlike your venue’s
Won't need whipped cream to be toppin’ your menus
Your frappuchinos, I'll quickly spit it
‘Cause I'd get diabetes from a single sip in

Starbucks:
Oh please, I won't be taking a lecture from you on how I'm imparting sweets 
When one single bite of your greasy chicken would clog up all of my arteries 
I'm finishing you like your mash, done in an instant with all of the flow that I got
I find it surprising you're grasping the mic, when you've had troubles in holding a job!
But I’ll give this old man applause, he started a family rapidly falling apart
‘Cause at home, he's a fraud; left his first wife alone for so long that his own ass got dropped 
And that's only the start! Got a stroke of bad luck and I thought Ronald was the troubled clown
Had to watch as two of your fathers passed away, how's that for a Double Down? (Wooo!)

Sanders:
I'll say, those disses you're spittin’ felt like your biscuits - that shit’s tasteless 
Now I've dealt with my fair share of raw chickens, but even they weren't this naked
Must've Costa lot to be a little side dish; in the Grande scheme of cafés, you blow
I broke into the scene with the chicken I dish, you break into a scene when it's Game of Thrones!
Compared to me, like your skin you plainly pale
I could even top Popeye’s when I'm raisin’ sales
If we're talkin’ bringin’ spice, I’ll crank it to 11
Check the drip, I'm best suited to master this profession
So it - ain't no question when you fall shorter
‘Cause a small cup of coffee is a tall order
Can't decide on a size when Wi-Fi’s all you’re asked for
My image lives on, for you it's the last straw!

Starbucks:
What legacy? A recipe that they're neglecting? Please.
I asked your workers, they say scalding them’s your specialty
With how often you're marking headlines for your awful work scene, it's shocking
Not even I could stir up so much controversy that common!
I'd be surprised if you could land a single hit on me
This crotchety old man walks like he's rocking with some chicken feet
I've an awfully hot coffee pot and I'm dropping it all on a dishonest pop
Your title is nothing but pure poppycock, ‘cause you've never even been a fuckin’ army jock
So Colonel, you shoot a corny advert and then you
End up forgotten like your breakfast menu
Take your lifeless brand back to its gravesite
I’m dropping you quicker than the actors you’re played by
Spitting hotter Zingers that you can't avoid at all
And I'm shitting on your chicken like a famous toilet bowl
Don't need drumsticks to set a beat, your poultry’s gross, bitch
Kicked the bucket cause I left this old bean roasted!

KFC vs Starbucks. SIR Rap Battles Sidequests (ft. Toni Rigatoni & K.C.)

Ben Drowned (Misc) VS Faceless Ayato (Misc)

ok trust bro i didnt even realize faceless ayato was a shameless copy of bendrowned until like three quarters through recording give me some mercy please 😭😭

writing: me
voicework: me
poor mixing: me
beat: epil3psy

Ben Drowned (0:18)

Pop from a cartridge into a dead game.
Land like a port ship, boarding your island state.
You’ll get scarred quick, targeting your headspace.
When I face off a swordsman, losing ain’t up for debate.

Listen close, little is known about this Ayato,
Except those fictional stories that scare thirteen-year-olds,
You’ve got no face ‘cause you’re stealing the basis of my legend,
That’s why I’m carrying you to a greater Ascension.

What’s lamer than Genshin? A change worth a quarter.
A terrible fate that you’re not saved; It’s YOURTURN.
I’d let this dork burn, but you’re quite the empty entity
Looking at your lore, it seems like you’re taking this L-egy.

Faceless Ayato (0:46)

*Sigh* How pervasive.
A mild virus wasted on childlike abrasiveness.
Quite alike how we’re chasing the player
But looking at you makes me glad that I’m faceless.

Haunted a modded ROM, then locked at the bottom of
Grandpa’s dusty old garage, that’s a terrible setup,
No cult classic, a kid outclassed by cult tactics,
Trapped in, forever outdated like your graphics.

I’m not a copy, just a better version of your tired trope.
What, being in a videogame ain’t what you might’ve hoped?
You jump through cables but couldn’t possess a microphone.
Let me give you a new reason to be a hydrophobe.

Ben Drowned (1:15)

You shouldn’t have done that, (STOP) 
But let’s have some fun, yeah? (PLAYING)
‘Least when I take up storage, (DROPPED)
It ain’t for some dumb app! (FRAMES)

Your time runs short when you’re coming from TikTok!
Trust, ‘cause I know a thing or two about quick clocks!
Tell me, there might be a need for a Mask mandate,
You came from the dark web, is that why you do blackface?

Faceless Ayato (1:34)

Re-generated lines? I’m not flamed by this AI.
Keep in mind, his brain stays confined in a save file.
In the Mind’s Eye, there’s no damage done in a hiatus,
But in Entertainment, you’ll remain nameless.

A fad from an age that’s long been past due.
Step off the podium, I stand atop this statue.
That’s you, putting on a mask for a better cause,
Not Covid, but for your pretend façade of a CleverBot.

Ben Drowned (1:53)

Wait up, something was lost in translation. 
How do you have lines when you’ve got nothing to say ‘em with?
‘Cause you stalk a bar-tender, but couldn’t get a tail end,
So let me make it known to the world how your tale ends!

Bled out to a friend gouging your head out,
Then found, spread ‘round the net but there’s been doubt,
BEN DROWNED sends thousands down to hell town,
Refreshed browser will turn a mess ‘cause - you’re next now.

Faceless Ayato (2:11)

Here’s TheTruth.rtf, you’ll drop into the sea when I release you.
Too bad you no longer have a .net to retrieve you.
And the next time you employ 4chan and occult kids,
Make sure they’re smart enough to follow instructions.

You failed to be an ARG but that’s hardly a mystery,
Ben is more malevolent, and his story is history.
The Moon Children wouldn’t listen when I had declined them,
So they choked on my flow, like you will. Goodbye then (Goodbye Ben).

Ben Drowned VS Faceless Ayato - Rap Battles of Whatever

(0:14) Weirdcore:
Are you alone? (*knock knock*) Do you hear the knocking?
Seems I’ve found the house of the Insane Clown Posse
Who waste their time and money to embody circus freaks
And I'll strike down like Nintendo for using Pikmin OSTs

How you fools maintain a smile’s truly a puzzlement
Got too many mental issues for a single clown to juggle it
Balloons are the only blowing up from this Tik-Tok trend
While we have our eyes everywhere… except for on your content

(0:41) Clowncore:
Oh goodness, how tragic is this sad fabric fad’s rapping,
But with that mushroom fixation, makes sense that you’d be capping!
I’m the fungi here, you’re shrouded in darkness like your filters
You only stole the show because you popped the ‘pill’ in ‘pilfer’! (Hoho!)

I exist to bring smiles, but can't tell if you're chucklin'
When you cover that mug like your parents do when you're in public!
Your mind is stuck in empty fields ‘cause you only grow sad
But I could just find the remote and shut you up, tally-hoes mad!

(1:08) Weirdcore:
Caking your unsightly face in paint layers so thick
Yet with all those cosmetics you still couldn’t make-up a diss
You prey on kids, can't evade this when you can't dodge accusations
Tack on a seizure warning for the police lights that are chasin'

I’ll cut out some (paper dolls!) after you’re skinned alive,
How ironic (Ronald McDonald!)’s the one who’s getting fried
But here’s a solution for all the (Trouble!) you’ve been feeling:
Make like a (Worm on a String!) and hang yourself from the ceiling

(1:36) Clowncore:
Audiences stay invested with my discography so splendid! 
And while I rock suspenders, your fans’ accounts get suspended! (Hohoho!)
Clowncore’s the IT factor, spend pennies wise to stay jolly
Fitting these surrealist tick-tockers are addicted to buying dollies (Dalis)!

Thanks for visiting our fun house, but now your luck has run out
Call me Geiru Tornado with how fast I’ve brought this bum down
You should have teamed with Dreamcore, ‘cause it’s nightmares I’m supplying
Now it’s bedtime for this Gremlin, so go to your room and cry, bitch!

Alex M. and Azia as Weirdcore
BirdJormungandr as Clowncore
Written by Nugget, Raisu Battle, Awesome Ayden, BirdJormungandr, ForgottenSon
Additional Writing by Jacobrl99
Beat by Call me Brian 
Mixed by Trakked
Edited by Raisu Battle


Everyone subscribe to Raisu. He is the goat!

Thumbnail by Grasman

clowncore vs weirdcore 2 (Ft Alex M, BirdJormungandr, and Azia)

Snakebite126 / Dudz as Daniel LaRusso (Audio / Visual)
Vladimyr P. as Spider-Man

Lyrics: 
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mAEnYANe1Pi3f_mn-vTn84bQ2NLX9BIfV_CmXT7bLVY/edit?usp=sharing

Written by: Vlad, King Can Productions, and Froggy
Beat Producer: Hollywood Legend
Audio Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Beat Mixer: Freshy Kanal
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Bo Burnham VS Brian David Gilbert - Rap Battle

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