Not sure if this'll get a video (leaning more on the it will but yea). Wanted to redeem my boy Vegeta writing wise.

Shadow Zel as Zuko
Dani Frias as Vegeta

Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Written by: Dani Frias
Additional Writing Help by: MetaMachine
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Trakked

Lyrics:

Zuko:
Call up Iroh in this bitch, bouta spill the tea
Don’t think that you just got the pitch, you’re not killing me
They really sent me out here fighting ‘gainst a slave who’s very fragile
Prepare to take this L, dude, you lose in every battle
Guess it’s time I put you down, burn you and then take the crown
Your planet probs a nation my tribe took down
A whole clown, set in stone that you can’t bare lines
Just a side dish, and I ain’t lovin’ that McDonald’s hairline
I’m rockin’ prince titles before you, your situation's clear
Get yourself beat up then you’re comin’ back like "Hello, Vegeta's here"
Be scared when we appear, I don't take foes kindly
You're 5'3, so I'll just stomp on you and win with this timely

Vegeta:
Hey, edgy boy, you should relax, you’re just a Nick show
You’ll probably start dabbing or something, I know how this goes
I've trained for this but you're dancing with Aang and think you're savage
Sit ya ass down, you left your training arc all to a dragon
I spit facts and my show rocks scars better than you
So keep that ponytail, 'cause this side dish is rockin' menus
Bitch, you only got decent in the last season 
Imma just finish you off to spare your sad breathin'

Zuko:
What’s a mere Prince to a Fire Lord, think you're taking down my horde?
My guards will take you on and then go torture you til I am bored
I’d pipe your girl but Yamcha did it for me
I got honor, you're just punching your son 'til he's down and snoring
This vegetable can't cook up nothin', no room for his pick up
But go ahead and keep dragging this til the fish jumps

Vegeta:
I'll destroy your shit with a galick gun, don’t think I’ll let that slip aside 
You built like a Ying and Yang symbol so it’s no wonder you can’t pick a side
Keep mentioning Bulma, I'll show you hell's gates. From there, you're crossing it
All tough from someone who was bowing when caught talking shit
Zuko got no bars in Ba Sing Se
Take the dub to Ozai, in the end, you still bring shame
You're clowned by every team you're in, and gave Iroh some poor housing
How many L's does Zuko got? Over 9000
And now you're bouta take another 'cuz of my company
You lost tryna step up to the Prince. And that's rough, buddy

Happy birthday Meta!!

Zuko vs. Vegeta - #12

Space princesses who rebel against galactic empires aboard iconic spaceships.

BrookeMorganVA as Rosalina
garbageGothic as Princess Leia 
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Luma
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan 
Additional writing help by the SIR Rap Battles Crew
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell

This battle is kinda long, so here's the doc for the lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-U-ZhmTb9-bu0wAzAt2FZTbvjhwh6XwxmA1dOE-GPU/edit?usp=sharing

Rosalina vs Leia. SIR Rap Battles (ft. BrookeMorganVA and garbageGothic)

9-10-21, THE RECKONING

Ken as Mae Borowski
garbageGothic as Max Caulfield

Aaron was here, tiny balls

Beat Produced by: hala-X
Written by: Danii
Additional Writing Help by: Legengo
Mixed by: Danii
Thumbnail by: Trakked

Lyrics:

Mae:
Jeez, I thought I was done with schools being a circus
But here’s High School Musical with lesbian fanservice
thinkin’ that she’ll earn this? I think it’s best that Doctor Who should hide
Effing up all the time for your precious bestie who was your whole plot and still died
Been swamped with guilt ever since Kate Marsh
Your lips could be normal and we wouldn’t be in the same park
I knocked down a cult and stopped the flow of body piles
While it took you a whole week to find the full case of a Kyle
“But I saved my friend’s dad, so that must stop the drama”
Congrats, dude, your turned Chloe to Hector Salamanca
You’re a mess, Max, I’ll just walk back home without this excess
You would walk back home and be notified of more death threats
Or was that a promo?
How could you throw rhymes at me if you’re too pussy even for me to go submit your own photo
Know I rock it solo and I’m steppin’ up to bat
to make a rat go silent that we’d have to name wack Ruby and Max

Max:
Yeah, I don’t think I’m one on fighting back
But felines spitting these lines against Mad Max ain’t where it at
You’d be dead from the weather if anything
But now I’m on this track, I think I’m gonna rap
Guess you ain’t havin’ good therapy from what you got, Mae
Your team’s a theater kid, a redditor and a goth, Mae
All who you speedran disappointing from what you’re on, Mae
Maybe asking Selmers would fix poetry so sloppy
The closest that you were to me was in your dreams
Your Night in the Woods needed your ass saved by Germ, yeesh
Shouldn’t you be asking for a refund ‘bout your classes?
‘Stead you’re here getting your ass handed by Max, bitch

Mae:
Didn’t think you’d keep debate, these are just uneven rates
Eatin’ pizza with my mates, you’re just stuck in Pizzagate
While you’re friendzoning Warren, know that I ain’t playin’ nice
But you’re not a shock, and I got electrocuted twice
Your MMD lookin’ animation just makes me sad
That verse was embarrassing, can’t warn Alyssa for that
Kiss on my whole effing ass, wondering on why you’re lonely
Saying “oh crap, I just beat the game by being nosy”
No, not nosebleed, so you can stay in time
But abusive Aunt Mall Cop won’t bust in to say your lines
Ooh, I get turnt at the parties that you can’t go to
Your tear fest could make another storm come out and choke you
So you can go ahead, spill the beans if you don’t slip on it 
Just a social outcast who stay thinkin’ that she still got it

Max:
This dark-mode Zootopia still thinks that she’s a game changer?
But she can’t be that important if she’s a bass player
Nightmare Eyes can’t see this L, how she think this endin’ well
Your building with Gregg had you back on the floor and ringin’ bells
Character so 2-D, no wonder just shapes are blossoming
With a game so trash, they had to name your city Possum Springs
Rhymes Garbo but without the Malloy
Your petty crimes won’t come in time when it’s the track I destroy
Not even employed, Chloe’s already gave a pet fatalities
Don’t need to waste time playing BoJack Horseman for kids with confused sexualities
Call this you playing sports, you’re gonna tank
Scoring home-runs with Andy but saying “ooh, you are screwed”
Your budget for a sequel would’ve paid back Frank
‘til your creator had to be the real version of the Dark Room
Too soon? I can’t be losing to furry Prescott
Who’s next spot’s either E621 or the damn litter box
Seems you’re out of time, didn’t think the matchup fit you
So best you run away, but don’t let the cliff come hit you

Mae Borowski vs. Max Caulfield

Rap Batlte

Trakked as This Man
Spidey Fam as Spiderman
Fightmarker as Batman
IcerM as Slenderman
??? as Omni Man
Mint W. as Penis Man


This Man:
Peter Parker? More like Penis Parker.
You better run along home from this like a pizza parlor.
I bet you completely forgot to write your lines
-
I bet that right now you're thinking of a Crispy Chicken Sandwich
If I got it right you should purchase a Crispy Chicken Sandwich only for $7.99 at aaaaAAAAHHHH FUCK
You're literally from New York 
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Spiderman:
Fuck off dude I don't care fuck you you stupid fuck
I literally just dont fucking care holy absolute fuck
I dont need to dream of sex with your mom and also your dad
Those rhymes are like your creepypasta: BAD
I have already leaked your current coordinates to the feds
I have web shoooters so prepare to be shot by my webs
There are currently 5 wanted criminal masterminds on the run
So, sadly, I will now leave this "Rap Battle".

Batman:
Spiderman, I saw your Google search history
I will beat you in this Epic Rap Battle of Kitchenry
They call me the Batman because I cannot see my parents
I think that my win is very apparent
I am the one and only roguelike, there is no other
They call me the Batman because I will echolocate your mother
Aren't you... like a scientist, Spiderman?
In that case, why don't you suck on deez NUTS!
They call me the Batman because I am like a bat
While they don't call you the Batman at all (Robin: Facts!)
This Man? You are like an SCP
That is because you are like an anomaly
Like the 1995 movie Batman Forever, I am Batman Forever
When will you defeat me? Never
I'm about to cause you fucking liberals some pain
They call me the Batman because I am Bruce Wayne

Slenderman:
Hello, it is me British Slenderman
I will become more cool than you ever can
I am so evil that I made Banner vs Jenner
I'm going to kill you and send you to the nether
There are ten million million million particles in the universe
You took all the stupid ones and put them in your Twitter posts
Call me Senderman because I'm taking the L
I bet when you die you’re gonna go to hell
(hums the beat melody for four lines)
Wait wasnt I supposed to write sixteen lines
(I got that jart, pull up in that cart,)

Penis Man:
TOWERING OVER YOUR PEENER HAS ARRIVED
DONT ADJUST YOUR WEEN WHATS HAPPENING IS LIVE

The Man Royale - Spiderman vs This Man

Chills vs Arcade Craniacs 

Danii as Arcade Craniacs (audio)
Oofie as Arcade Craniacs (video)
Zagranis as Chills (audio)
Pixel Chris as Chills (video)
Written by Pixel Chris, Evrywunzf8vrit, Wan, KCToons
Chiseled by Dani Frias
Thumbnail by Oofie
Flow test by KCToons
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat by Anywaywell 
Beat Modified by Evrywunzf8vrit

CHILLS:
Scared of intruders in your house? It’s just me robbing the win
Unlike you, this king’s found his footing, so lettuce (let us) begin
For someone naming their channel “arcade” you’re getting played, damn bruh
Your career will be like my next video: Top 10 Ghosts caught on camera 

ARCADE CRANIACS:
YOU GUYS... HE LITERALLY CAN'T SPIT BARS IN THE FIGHT
Like, am I battling a Corpse? But even they sounded more alive!
If it weren’t for fungus infested lettuce, your channel would have been forgotten 
While I’m spitting hotter than the coffee I get with the merch my fans have boughten

CHILLS:
I turn in profits and on the algorithm, I’m hella straight dunkin'
You'd only step up when dress up as Friday Night Funkin
Always rushing at 3 AM to see if the happy meal is bussin?
You’re like a rehash of every 3 AM YouTuber but drunken
Fitting for this second hand shlatfish to be swimming in my flow
Since your content's plain 2D, like N&A would hit up on his phone (Oh!)
Like all your videos, in this bout, all you can do is scream and shout
And then you say something embarrassing and then cut it o-*TV Static
No wonder you’re a Guinea pig of the internet, you keep my wheels spinning
This is the second time you’re beat so hard that you can’t be spitting 
You’re the Hallmark of YouTube, you always post the same thing
Weird how you use a drone, yet I’m still above what you bring

ARCADE CRANIACS:
You did well, then your fans grew common sense and left you packing
But now I’m fighting your whack ass, with raps that are slapping 
Can’t like the video with your knuckles, so now that’s what you’ll catch
And I’m not talking Impostor cheeks when you’re getting clapped 
Talk about Among Us and spit sick, I put the germ in Jerma
Don’t need a deep web potion, I already have the skills to burn ya
Trying to dance with me, but you do it worse than Dixie D’amelio
The content you pump out is worse than David Dobrik apology videos
With your bull-dozer jawline, it makes sense you put viewers to sleep
You got lines so corrupted, they should call you Chills.exe
Though this time, you took the piss as I grab myself the cup 
When it comes to the loser, the writing is on the wall: You Are Sus

Chills vs Arcade Craniacs - Hilarious Hip Hop Hassles of Here & Now

I'm using this for a bit in my battle no one look here

In the audio debut of OVARB we have the battle of the feathered fellows, Karoo from One Piece and Pen Pen from Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Karoo: MetaMachine

Pen Pen: J Chay

Prod: Anywaywell

Written by: MetalFire

Mixed by: Rayyan

Karoo:
Ten hut men: this freeloader has come far to  
Witness Captain Karoo show he can spit a bar too
This battle may scar you seeing as it’s your first
The odds are far and few for you to top my verse
Stick my neck out to put villains in their place
Unlike you I’m way more than just a cute face
Roll with a gang of feathers that flock together
You’re an experiment left isolated for the better
From the start Vivi and I had a bond of tenderness
Misato adopted you to cope with her loneliness!
Tokyo was attacked and then what happened next?
She left you abandoned on Hikari’s door steps!
 
Pen Pen:
Ya flew out the coop to turn into Duck Soup
Arctic bird spits hot ‘gainst you and your schmuck troop
Soft Bill’s can’t spit hard with shots that’re lacking aim
But check the chest plate, I got double your pen game!
Water barrel around your neck and still no drip
While I’m the flyest to reside in Misato's crib
Ayo Vivi? She wanna meet me at this rate
She has no time for dweebs better off as fishing bait
Pack the brains that makes Chopper look lesser
And I don’t need to chill in the freezer to be fresher
Since you pride yourself in being so much fasta
Do what you’re good at and run back to Alabasta!

Karoo vs Pen Pen- OVARB (Anime Rap Battles Bonus)

Beat Produced by 2Deep
BDGR as Smile Dog
BDGR as Ghostface
BroDGR as Ghostface (Thumbnail)
Written by BDGR
Mixed by BDGR

Ghostface 

Hello Smiley, Wanna play a game a fetch with disses?
Or with the corpse of your Grinning Missus
According to your fans you’re Jeffreys little bitch 
It seem if we had a role switch,
You’re playing with The Devil-Face, You’re death is what I insist
Imma Horror Icon, You’re just an Image, I’ll use Photoshop as an assist
Let me paint you a better picture, with each new film imma real cheddar bringer
In this rap I’m gutting this pup like a fish. Call me: The Ghostface Killah  
I like scary movies not your shitty, shipping, online horror stories
I’m unstoppable your stompable bitch I’m like Voorhees
I’m robbing the win like imma Smooth Criminal 
Good luck coming back, you'll need a smooth myrical! 

Smile Dog (Normal)

Wanna raise the stakes I see it’s a 2 on 1
Oh Boy, I get 2 ghouly steaks for the price of won 
So you like scary movies? Well when did we asked
So Spread The Word or I’ll leave you flat on your ass

Smile Dog (Demon)

Think you Prescott the win then you must be trippin
You got some real balls if you wanna talk about shippin
So fuck tea YOU’RE BLOOD IS WHAT I’M SPILLIN
Ghostface will be a ghost after I’m done killin
Quit Loomising around you’re looking like the other Myers
I’m literally from Hell I’m spitting real, feral fire
Just a cash grab explains you’re sudden Call of Duty
So look at the Bigger Picture ain’t it just a thing of beauty?

Random Rap Battle - Smile Dog vs. Ghostface

In our Halloween Special of OVARB, we got two characters dealing in death. the Shinigami Boogiepop vs the Arbiter Decim.

Decim: Titanium1208

Boogiepop: K.C.

Prod: Dansonn

Written by: MetalFire

Mixed by: Rayyan

Decim:
Good evening I’m Decim, here to chat in rhyme
Who knew I’d be visited by the kid from Hat in Time
Rap battle rules are simple from what I’ve observed
I have to do what I’m best at: leaving guests served
My words pierce more than a dart to the heart
So much it’ll rip this DID case apart
Your novels traveled the Seas, but that ship sank
Ironic this urban legend couldn’t circulate bank
Now the fans you do have claim your storys bold
The Distortion King couldn’t turn your anime gold
Acting arrogant every time you get in a fight
Echoes made your superior using a flash of light
I can sympathize with Touka for how much you hurt her
By hindering her relationship even further
Humanity would be fine if you were destroyed
So please take a right and you’ll find the void

Boogiepop:
Oh how disappointing I thought you’d drop fire
Your opening gave the impression that you would be Flyer
One tug of my strings and I protect the population
You don’t even pull the strings in your operation
This is to whom the deceased are dropped off
A lowly arbiter I overtower with my top off
Whose head would be better off chopped off
These flows are automatic when Boogie-pops off!
Your job you proudly claim and yet it's a shame
Judging the dead is now these childish games
We’re beings to keep it straight it's in our style
As such, please wipe off that ridiculous smile
It’s no surprise you’re facing this Shinigami
When your show is still kicking cause of Yagami
Should’ve feared for yourself once you saw me
Did you learn how to kill yourself from Kurokami?

Decim:
So I heard about how teens give you attention
And how your film is too horrid for them to mention
You can add battle rap to that list of failed feats
Learn from the Manticore on how to eat beats
If you see the Imaginator give them my regards
Even if I needed no help to see your loss in the cards
With whom I judge I have to be blunt and direct
You’ve led an unfulfilling life I’d never respect

Boogiepop:
Did you think those monotone lines would cut deep?
Didn’t need to serve a drink to put me to sleep
As her successor Quin saw you as vital
Yet here you are at the bottom of the bars title
Hell that absent minded valet is higher up
You’re better suited with your dummys all wired up
Even in this world of which lacks certainty and reason
We’d sooner see Snow in April than your 2nd season

Decim vs Boogiepop- OVARB (Anime Rap Battles Bonus)

These gluttonous men get themselves in serious trouble with their strange and outrageous appetites, and somehow live to tell the tale! They won't take flack though, who will eat this competition!?

Video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YwfOu_aUGA&t=35s

►ShoeNice voiced by:
Skitzy

►Tarrare voiced by:
Gridline Rap Battles

►Mixed by:
Zagranis

►Thumbnail made by:
Fightmarker

Beat by:
AudioNetwork

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Shoenice Verse 1
________________________________________
 Well basically, Tarrare can’t compete with my clips,
 I’ll pit my game face against this frog with no lips!
 I’m an interweb superstar, whatever feat, I push it hard! 
 Rejected purple hearts, this freak couldn’t get that far! 
 Iraq up subs, you rack up issues..
 The French passed you around like a box of used tissues..
 Kicked by your folks, Hookers waved au revoir!
 Then had the military and the doctors wondering where you are!
 You’d think eating corks, you’d know how to stuff it!
 But I’d admit, I’d rather leave, if you’re talking shit..
 I chug bottles of vodka, Putin wouldn't push me.
 So why would I be scared of a white flag pussy.

Tarrare Verse 1  
________________________________________
 Are you here for the show? Cause I’ll eat this verse..
 Down more than liquor when it puts you in a hearse.  
 You played out your welcome, and acted bigger than you are.
 But time’s running out for this Tiktok star!
 You’d be more impressive if anybody cared,
 But your editors shouldn’t be the only ones scared!
 Bom Bom on the beat, push addiction to the brink!
 They say I smell bad but your reputation stinks
 I swallowed orders for the french revolution
 While you guzzle glue in 1080 resolution
 Sounds like you’re choking, you sub-buying rat
 your whole career crashed, would you joke about that?

Shoenice Verse 2
________________________________________
 For your first interrogation, I’d say you did fine,
 Got your ass captured but you weren’t worth a dime!
 Got no guts but got bile by the liter,
 I’d expect a better show from a little baby eater!

Tarrare Verse 2  
________________________________________
 Talking about kids, why don’t you just split!
 You played with the hearts of far more than I did!
 I rip apart cats, but you rip apart homes,
 There are better opponents than a washed up chrome-dome!

Shoenice Verse 3  
________________________________________
 What’s the Matter-Eater Lad, I’m still alive, Ooo!
 So I just went viral, Thaaaank you!

Tarrare Verse 3  
________________________________________
 Listen, we’re the same, left begging on the street!
 But it wasn't receipts, rushing me off my feet!

Tarrare Vs ShoeNice ❰Rap Battle❱

Mint as Hatman (thumbnail and audio)
Mint as Otto
Mixed and written by Mint
Beat by Allrounda

Hat Man:
i incite death, bitch.
solely because of fear wrought upon my victims, but i don't get shit.
'cause they went and set this little pest with a penchant
up against the bane of the restless.
so put up your dukes, this college class in code
could never match the class that i'm stacking with any pack of drones.
you're about to have a heart attack with how i rap and flow-
i've a hunch that you're about to crash and it's just laughable.
i've seen your claim to fame, face.
got cleaned out the arcades, face.
thought you'd just been maiming teens, face.
but they just really needed to save face.
so when i rock this cane, know i'm not so safe.
watch me stalk this track, i'm on top - hat!
brave of you bouncing back to this beat, but sane's what you're not
so cave in to walking pain!

Evil Otto:
I'm surprised you understood what I'm responsible for!
Because quite honestly, I never really got to check yours :)
So while I've got you here I'll rally up my bots and some more
And leave this bogeyman dropped and watch him rot on the floor
Flows like a shocking maze around this wannabe
You think you got the high score? I'm known for stopping hearts
But you've got no heart, I'll leave you drawn apart
When I just stick to the program and go and drop the beat!
You're barely haunting, I'll leave you in the dirt
In this feud this dude's getting hurt 
I spawned a following, sprawling across the continent, falling is what you're doing
While you're calling an intruder alert! 
Like your appearance, all your verse had was capping, son
When I say fight like a robot I don't mean rap like one!
So when you're trying to find a victim to scare for a pastime
Pick a guy who smiles a bit less next time!

Evil Otto vs The Hatman. BONUS BATTLE! S0E3

The new Soundcloud for Anime Rap Battles! Battles will be uploaded here from now on! We couldn't get access to the old account, so it was time to start new. Anime Rap Battles is a rap battle series inspired by Epic Rap Battles of History, which showcase characters from Japanese animation, or Anime, battle rapping each other. YouTube Channel updated when possible

Crew members:
Dusk - Rapper/Writer
MetalFire - Rapper/Writer/Announcer
Rayyan - Writer/Editor/Mixer