rap battles

Batalla de rap entre Kira y L, interpretados respectivamente por Keyblade y Sharkness.

Kira VS L . Épicas Batallas De Rap Del Frikismo

Una batalla de rap entre Kirito, protagonista de Sword Art Online y Eren Jaeger, protagonista de Shingeki no Kyojin.

Eren Jaeger VS Kirito. Épicas Batallas De Rap Del Frikismo.

Bet you weren't expecting this.....

B-Lo Lorbes as Shigeru Miyamoto
Justin Buckner as Gabe Newell
VideoGameRapBattles as Mario and Scout

Gabe Newell vs Shigeru Miyamoto. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 36.

Gumball - Fel
Darwin - Zack

Mordecai - Frenzy
Rigby - Anthony

CARTOON MADE RAP BAAAAAAAATLES SEASON 2!
GUMBALL AND DARWIN
VS
MORDECAI AND RIGBY 
2
BEGIN

Gumball and Darwin:
G:
You in for another round, well then we better start dissing!
D:
They look yum! Roast Racoon and Kentucky Fried Chicken!?
G:
Your shows name is right cause you’re regular and boring,
D:
Don’t watch your first episode you’ll end up snoring!
G:
You know whats better than you're crap, YOUR MOM
D:
Go back to playing punchies because you’re too dumb to face us!
G:
You’re anything but fine! Welcome to my amazing world, bitch!
D:
We’ll leave you in a bigger depression than when you got dumped by Margret. 

Mordecai:
Oooooooh! These twerps think they can talk shit?
We’ve been around longer, you’ll never get Penny, so quit!
In fact you don’t know shit about love, I’m an expert...
And if you dare mention her, you’re going to get hurt!
You’re a god damn bunny thing with a talking fish as a friend

Obviously no one liked you so you had to play pretend!
Dodge or Dare? I dare you to admit your defeat!
I don’t have time for this, I’m gonna go get a sandwich with cheese!

Gumball and Darwin:
G:
You need to buffin up, take some lessons from muscleman
D:
And you need to actually get some work done! Oh wait, you can’t!
G:
Benson has a point, you guys lazy dude obsessed “things”
D:
Not even the deathbear can amount to the pain we’ll bring!
G:
Come back here blue birdy, you two are not going anywear.
D:
I’m going to destroy your lives that you risked for some stupid chairs!
G:
You're futures so dull, shades won’t make it any brighter!
Both:
Think you're little hamboning is cool, well you’re getting more stupider!

Rigby:
How in the H are we going to fix these two messes?
You know you wanna suck the power, so it’s best you confess it! 
We got a sucker fish who likes to suck on his friend’s gumballs
And we got a bunny rabbit faggot, who’s ego is so small...
You're mother is fucking crazy, how much hate can you take?
Chilling and grilling you will be better than FREE CAKE!
STOP TALKING! I’ll run over you with our golf cart, make you butthurt!
Shove some cheese curls in my trash hole, you two little turds!

WHO WON
WHOS NEXT
YOUUUU DECIDEEE!
EPIC - OOOOOOHHHH - CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!

Mordecai And Rigby vs Gumball And Darwin 2. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

B-Lo Lorbes as Mordecai
Miss4yo as Twilight Sparkle
Kari4ever as Pinkie Pie
Justin Buckner as Applejack
RandomBronyWhovian as Rarity
Stofferex as Fluttershy
PaletteReviews as Rainbow Dash
RandomBronyWhovian as Spike
Anthony Perry as Rigby
DH Films as Muscle Man
Matthew Thomas as High Five Ghost
Mat4yo as Pops
Stofferex as Skips
itsannachloem as Princess Celestia
WoodenHornets as Benson

Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 3. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 34

Frenzy as Johnny Bravo
B-Lo Lorbes as Quagmire

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
QUAGMIRE!
VERSUS!
JOHNNY BRAVO!
BEGIN!

Johnny Bravo:
I am Johnny Bravo, the one-man army
You're just a pedophile who thinks he can harm me
I came, I saw, then I broke your hip and beat you up
You can't beat the brave Bravo, since it'll be tough
Once I beat you up, I'll make sure to not get your blood on my hair
But I can't complain since I'm fighting a guy who's virginity's going nowhere
Just admit it little pussy, you think I'm pretty
When you're done, it'll be a party, do the monkey with me!

Quagmire:
Well I have a question, why are you here?
You’re just a blonde guy who loves himself, so I’ll make you disappear 
Try to face Quagmire, and I'll leave you destroyed
This battle will be done before you take your next steroid
You're all bulk and no bite, with hair bigger than your dick
So conceited, even Little Suzy thinks you're a prick!
I'll cheat you like Pops, your chances are weak, dude 
Your last name is what your fans will say after I beat you

Johnny Bravo:
Wooaaah, Momma! Quaggy came in hitting hard!
It's too bad all his neighbors think he's a perverted retard
Stop trying to show people your woody, it’s clear I got the biggest log
Face it, the only thing you could hit was your neighbor's dog

Quagmire:
Well at least I have a job at flying pilots
While you’re just an Elvis wannabe who thinks he’s a stylist
You’ll always be forever ‘cause no girl wants to see your willy
You thought you had a chance against me? Giggity, Giggity, Giggity

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC *giggity giggity giggity* RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Johnny Bravo vs Quagmire. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 35

Sonic - Fel
Road Runner - Zack

Sonic:
This speedy hedgehogs here to put an end to this,
Chick with not style and slickly outrunning, I’m Sega’s greatest hit!
Been in it it since the nineties, straight from the green hill zone
When rapping against this blue blur, you’re too slow!
Even smash bros wanted me, I brang Mario to his feet!
Meep Meep, prick, nintendon’t think you can win against me.
Call me the coyote but this time catching you will be no sweat! 
You think you’re fast?!... You ain’t seen nothing yet!

Road Runner:
“Meep Meep” BITCH, I’ll be road running over you!
I’ll crack you like an Egg-Man, Hedgehogs ain’t blue!
You’re going to need some help from tails to touch this!
Cause you're crappy disses are even more shit than Sonic 06! (OOOHHH)
You dropped your chilly dog this time, this is finders keepers!
I can run faster than this spiked prick and I don’t need no sneakers!
You could never catch me, so just give up now, 
Once I put you to sleep you’ll literally be Sonic “Underground”  (MEEP MEEP)

Sonic:
You’re not Fast and Furry-ous! Just go back to the zoo.
With the power of the chaos emeralds, now I’ll show you!

Super Sonic:  
I’m super sonic, super speed, rhymes so fast, youwant’ a piece of me?
Make you bleed, till you’re on you're feet, Zipping along, turn you to KFC
Toxic Rhymes, Spat so fine, hope you don’t mind, but you’re taking some time.
While you’re out of breath, I’ll be hoping you’re alright right at the finish line

Sonic:
Ran out of rings, but that doesn’t matter, you fucking idiot...
You should be called Road Walker, cause you can’t run for shit!

Road Runner:
You’re stuck in someone else's Shadow, even if you're super saiyan you can’t win.
All your friends are so cliche, where do I even damn begin?
You’ve got the average creepy chick who’s always getting herself in trouble,
A strong dumb brute who for some reason has spikes on his knuckles,
You’ve got a smart side kick nerd with some cheesy lines for laughs.
and finally a fat evil genius with a perfectly commend mustache!
like your “original” fan characters; you’ll have no where left to run!
You should've understood, standing up to me, that’s no good!



 

Road Runner vs Sonic. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

Beats made by David and Alrounda
http://strawpoll.me/2277901

Doctors:
9th: Mancha 
10th: ZombieLicker 
11th: Fel 
12th: Zack

Classic Doctors:
First Doctor - Fel 
Second Doctor - Mat4yo 
3rd Doctor - Zack 
4th Doctor - Jack Wolf 
5th Doctor - Anthony 
6th doctor - Metalfire 
7th Doctor - Fel

Bill and Ted:
Bill: Zack 
Ted: David

Doc Brown: Frenzy

Marty: Matthew

HG Wells: Mat4yo

THE DOCTOR VS BILL AND TED

9th Doctor:
I’m the Doctor, Life Saver, Time Lord, You’re both idiots
I’d rather be facing those two men in black than these mutts. 
You dickheaded dumbasses are about to get stomped on by Me
Rhymes I spit burn harder than a crack in a galaxy!
I’ve been through a time war, saving millions of planets
Anything you brag about, I have it, so it’s best you both can it!
I’ve been exterminating you like bugs, why not call me a Dalek?
Since beating these drug using drunks is completely fantastic!

Bill:
We’re obviously the winners so fly away in your poop machine
I bet they call you the doctor because you rap so poorly
Ted:
We don’t even need to watch your show just to see that this alien blows
And went on more adventures than you and your bitch companion, Rose!
Bill:
Speaking of companions, you’ve had loads and you’re still a virgin!
And your voice is twice more irritating than your RE-TARDIS fans!
Ted
why don’t you take that little screwdriver and shove it up your ass
Both:
Call us the Big Bad Wolves as we crush and break you like glass!

9th Doctor: 
Just stop talking, your voices sound like you’ve been high
I’ll fly in the sky, while you rap, I’ll be saving millions tonight.
So just calm down, you can’t win, I would like to hear about you.
Oh so you’re both pot heads, even more reasons why’ll loose

Bill:
You only had 13 episodes cause you didn’t want the fame
Ted
I’d rather suck a Cyber Dick then play your video game
Bill:
You can’t talk about us you’re going through puberty backwards.
Both:
This is like you kidnapping the bride except even more awkward.

(The Doctor Regenerates into the 10th Doctor (Zombielicker)
10th Doctor:
Allons-y! 
you can’t beat this doctor, you two should've stayed in school
Are you both high or something, you look like you’re gonna drool.
I’m the fan favorite, the best, I’ve been going long and strong.
While you’re dilly dallying, I’m the saving races from their last song.
I’ll mix you in a blender to you into a retarded smoothie.
I’d rather watch Bio-Dome than either one of your movies!
This is brilliant, although I don’t want to watch people suffer.
you two have hurt yourselves too much, call this your last supper.

Bill:
You’re in a war with some trash cans, we’ll copy them and exterminate
Until you’re winded, finished, and dead, this time you won’t regenerate
Ted:
No one will ever touch your sonic screwdriver, so stop kidnapping humans
I should call you the “War Doctor” cause this time you really blew it!
Bill:
We get all the girls even though we look like we’ve been hit by a hammer
While not even River Song wants to see your laser spanner.
Ted:
I can’t stand you! Do you know who I liked more? Napoleon!
Both:
We’ll take what’s left of your body and make you dust in the wind!

10th Doctor:
I usually don’t like killing, I usually want to find a better way 
you guys have proven there's no other except bringing the pain.
Who’s that in the distance, OH DEAR OH GOD NO!
stop! I’m not finished! No! I don’t want to go!

Marty Crashing into the 10th doctor with his time machine.

Marty McFly:
The call me McFly because I’m so fly, that is no lie!
You don’t wanna go, no doubt now I’m expecting Mr. Bow Tie.
Doc’s not wrong about you two tearing apart time travel
My raps will crush you, they’re heavy, I’m gonna win this battle!
Doctor Who Cares, your show is filled with aliens and pointless stuff
My rhymes will go through you faster than 1.21 gigawatts!
You all suck, but I'm the time traveling valedictorian 
You might travel through a phone booth but you couldn't handle the delorean

Beat:
(The doctor regenerates (again) into the 11th Doctor (Fel)
11th Doctor:
As you predicted, I’m back again, let’s get this party started!
I’m the most cleverest timey wimey traveler in the world, yall retarded.
You know what would make this an even sweeter win? Jammy Dodgers!
Watch as I get my screwdriver to destroy these amateurs 
The best time lord in all of space is wasting his time with you people
Marty McFly? You think you’re all tuff, you’re no Evil Knievel 
I’ll tread on you as your legacys bled, Bill and Ted!
You can just call me your god, because this is The God Complex!

Bill:
Stick those fish fingers up your ass, and mix it with custard 
You think you’re all clever? We don’t wanna cause a fuss but..
Ted:
We’ll completely smash your neat ass and if you think that’s funny.
In the the end you’ll do what you’ve always done, running!

The Doc:
Great Scott! I almost didn’t notice these fools standing in line.
Marty McFly:
They probably couldn’t see me, being high, I’ll school them with my rhymes!
And Doctor your shows so boring, and we don’t need to pretend.
I’ll kick your ass back to the future and travel there again!

(The doctor regenerates in the 12th ZACK)
12th Doctor:
Your raps are impossible, I just can’t believe, 
I could even make a better rap than you when I bloody sneeze
You need to shut it or you might be destroyed like gallifrey 
You’re all wrecking your fame by entering this vortex with me!
If I could go into someone’s timeline, than I would of stopped you fools
So now I’ll beat your asses up with my sonic screw tools.
Stop acting like retarded kids, and actually reach to my level
The reason you all lost is cause I’m a time lord and this is time travel!

H. G. Wells:
H. G. Wells is back from the dead to send you all to hell.
You fictions suck dicks son,check the time machine: Wells!
The greatest mustache man is here to unleash his fury.
Doctor Who? You? I prefer Big Bang Theory!
Saving planets? You make the universe chaos ridden
Bill and Ted, Wells just said: go home children
Spitting rhymes higher than warehouse 13
Go back to “the Doc” in his white “Time Machine” Marty
I’m fighting even harder than World War One!
I’ll take you out of time, but that is when i will have won!
Here’s a suggestion, go travel away to your death!
H.G. Wells, artist, writer, always the best!

First Doctor:
But you didn’t get to taste the classics, the first doctor has arrived.
There’ll be no regrets, no anxieties, when the oldies take the mic! 
2nd Doctor:Let me blow my recorder that’ll show you’re all modern messes.
3rd Doctor:
Bill and Ted? We’ll give you one time travel trip, you’ll never be forgetting
4th Doctor:
Would you like a jelly baby? No? Well then, Just go away!
5th Doctor:
I’d rather play cricket than listen to the modern doctors blabber all day.
6th Doctor:
We’re old school badasses, we’ll take you to a trip from the past
7th Doctor:
We’ll use our screwdrivers to put an end to these jokes at last.
First Doctor:
H.G Wells? All your books are terrible, you can barely write.
Not to mention people thought you were a girl, so you can’t even fight!
2nd Doctor:
This is the war games, the classics win, so you better make haste.
3rd Doctor:
I’ll karate chop you up into dust, this time this doctor does not run away
4th Doctor:
You’ll go to H.G Hell and the land that time forgot! (K-9: Affirmative 
5th Doctor:
And what’s with the Doc? Always hanging around with that marty kid!
6th Doctor:
Not a moment too soon, 
7th Doctor:
We’ll send you to the moon, off you trot...
All:
We’ll out rap all of you so hard it’ll cause a paradox


Bill and Ted vs The Doctor Season 1

Mancha as Captain Planet
Miss4yo as Ms. Frizzle
Matthew Thomas as Steven Universe

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
CAPTAIN PLANET!
VERSUS!
MS. FRIZZLE!
BEGIN!

Captain Planet:
My name is Captain Planet, I’m the king of the environment
This crazy bitch is so old, she should go on retirement
Drive your magic bus outta here, or this super clean super hero will hit ya 
Your show is just like your rapping Frizzle, it’s pure litter
Been saving the world from dirt, while you drive into kids mouths 
Teach this to your students, as I show you what “recycling” is all about
This captain is about to show this insane teacher some pain
Tell me what you have to say, before I wash out this stain

Ms. Frizzle:
Hold on children, we’re in for a bumpy ride
Ms. Frizzle decides to put learning aside
To dis out this thong wearing bastard, we won’t need seat belts 
I’m gonna win this battle, I couldn't have said it better myself!
You say you’re all mighty, when you’re not the captain of the planet
I’ll run over you with my magic school bus, so can it!
I won't be so ego friendly to this pedophilic clown
As I always say… Nothing is gonna take me down

Captain Planet:
Let our powers combine, it’s time we finish this off this wannabe
It’s clear you’re the worse bitch in space in cartoon history 
I’ll use all my might to wipe away this disgrace
Why don’t you shrink yourself again, so I won’t have to see your face

Ms. Frizzle:
Compared to real superheroes, your powers don’t do squat 
This twat has a worse plot, with more spots and dots than my top
Keep your spandex, for my complex disses will leave you to rust
I don’t have time for this, time to ride the Magic School Bus!

Steven:
It’s me Steven Universe! Look at my name and give some respect
Or I’ll pollute your two assholes, and leave you both wrecked
I’ll use the power of my gem to end you two for good
This won’t be a fun trip Ms. Friz, let this be understood
CP?, you’re not a hero, considering you can’t handle this
Take all your low existence of this planet, Captain Planet
Frizzle, after my verse, you’ll be riding in a hearse
And now, I think it’s time that you get out of Steven’s Universe

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Captain Planet vs Ms. Frizzle. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 36

IceKingFan400 vs Jared S.

SwaySway – Anthony Perry
Buhdeuce - WoodenHornets
Gumball - Fel
Darwin - Zack Maloney
Zach - Matthew Thomas

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
BREADWINNERS!
VERSUS!
GUMBALL AND DARWIN!
BEGIN!

SwaySway:
Here’s our next stop, time to diss out this cat and fish
Our rhymes will be jelly filled, so eat this fresh diss
Buhdeuce:
Yep Yep, it’s in our name, of course we are the bread WINNERS
Instead of bread, we’ll be having dead cat to deliver    
SwaySway:
We’ll be roasting these boasts, until they admit their defeat
Hope you like toast! ‘Cause that’s all you’ll have to eat
Buhdeuce:
Our rhymes are flat, just like some flatbread, man!
Once we win, we’re gonna make our pants dance

Gumball:
Do I have to go on about how much your show sucks?
Well wish me luck, you hardly even look like ducks!
Darwin:
Your chances of winning are as tiny as breadcrumbs
There’s no way you can Breadwin this, ‘cause you both are so dumb
Gumball:
You better fly away, like your show, your rapping’s lame
You can say what you want, at least we don’t have god awful names!
Darwin:
You all need to Bread roll out of this, and take some classes
The reason you can’t win this is ‘cause you’re too busy shaking your asses

SwaySway:
We’re two lucky ducks with the best job ever!
People like us better, better step up your game, no pressure!
Buhdeuce:
I’m a short dude, but I don’t care if I’m small
How can you win, when you can’t get Penny to lick your Gumballs?
SwaySway:
Our rhymes are prickly, just like that cactus, Carmen
We’re always ready to rock the mic, dissing bitches is our mission!
Buhdeuce:
I’m shaped like a ball and I’m just getting started!
Once we win, we’ll be having a Zero G Dance Party!

(Gumball turns into Zach)

Zach:
It’s Zach here, rocking the purple sunglasses, to make your deaths funny
The only reason you exist, is for Nickelodeon to make money
Darwin:
SwaySway, give up, you’ll never get Jenny’s buns
I bet the budget of your show is not even worth a Penny, you bums
Gumball:
Maybe you should check the mirrors, ‘cause everything about your show is bad
We’ll be going strong forever while you’ll just be another cartoon fad
Darwin:
Zero G Dance Party? That doesn’t make the boss
Both:
You’re in our Amazing World now, ‘cause you both just Bread-lost!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Gumball and Darwin vs Breadwinners. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 39

Horrid Henry vs Dennis The Menace. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

LYRICS COMING SOON!

Enjoy the second EWHRB :)

Fel and Dave vs WoodenHornets - Epic WoodenHornets Rap Battles (BONUS BATTLE)

Video Game Rap Battles Gat Vs Trevor

The battle of the Zeeeeeeeeeesssss!!!

Lyrics:
Zander:
Here we go again, Zack wants to battle me
How can you, I brought the fame into Epic CMRB
I'm a community guy, I considered you mature
but judging by your act, you should stay as a squeaker
Going around acting like your all top shit
When you can't say hi to Fel, without throwing a fit
Get out, or you'll get removed from the group, by all of us
Looks like I'm not the only one who will, KICK YOUR BUTT

Zack:
Some ADHD gingerbrat beating me? just forget it 
cause this time, I'll stomp on this ginger like he was a hornet (ooh)
You even lost on your second battle against Fel and Dave
So get your ass back to ERBP, and being Justin's slave (thats right)
"waa I can't do a good courage voice" stop being such a pussy
You and coppercab must be related, cause you're both ginger wussies 
(Marge voice) Take a Suicide Pill Zack: I'm sure no one will give a huck
(Gir voice) You need to be "lucky" to win (Rarity voice) cause dear, your rapping bloody sucks

Zander:
Looks like your little temper can't handle this retort
So I guess i'll be a jokester, and cut these lines short
Your a devilish
Leprechaun 
Where'd your Lucky Charms go
On the shelf where you can't reach without a step stool
You british, tea sipping
Crisp eating brat
You'll be working at 7/11 yeah, till you die, little rat
Zack you ballsack, you won't amount to jackshit
You'll only be known, as that kid Richie Rich

Zack:
AHH please, your verse bored me more then your camera files
(Sing/Rap verse) Rockin the vest over shirt, can't compare to my style 
You're not a rap battle critic, you're just a egotistic hater 
I might be a procrastinator, but don't worry I'll kick your ass later 
Rapping:
Rap: go back to your Noodle palace cause u can't beat me BITCH
facing everyone in the community well have a test of this BITCH
Winning to me, thats in your ERBOimagiagion, little sunkiss luva
How about you shut the fuck up and suck my sonic screwdriver

Zack vs Zander - Epic WoodenHornets Rap Battles (BONUS BATTLE)

@mancha-4 as Chica
Logan Loehrer as Bonnie
@jmbraps as Foxy
@erboi as Freddy
@joshua-tomlin-1 as SCP-087
@stofferex as SCP-049
@videogamerapbattles as SCP-107
@ciaran-mcginn as SCP-173

Rap Battle
The SCP Foundation vs Five Nights at Freddy’s
Begin!

Chica:
Let’s eat! These SCPs don’t have a clue what they’ve done
We’ll grind you up, take you down before you see the sun

Bonnie:
You’re all Euclid bitches trying to step to real horrors
Let’s see how safe you feel when you can’t close your doors

Foxy:
Ahoy mateys, do you hear my foot steps on the ground 
I’ll hook up these SCPs to show I’m the scariest around

Freddy:
Your power’s running out; play dead all you want
But you’ll know there’s no way out when I start playing my song

SCP-087:
The SCP’s are here, get ready to get your neck snapped
These robots will be breaking down, now to finish this crap

SCP-049:
I can’t believe we’re battling a fox, bear, chicken, and a bunny
You Chuck E’ Cheese ripoffs can never get past these SCP MC’s

106:
Slaughter you and your guard, there shall be no witness
Your filthy pizza place ain’t the only thing going out of business

SCP-173:  
Blink, I dare you, you scum are no where near elucid 
I’d give you respect, if your game wasn’t so stupid

(Freddy) We’ll be running down the corridor, giving many gamers fright
(Bonnie) We’re draining the power, you’ll never survive the night!
(Chica) Super Creepy Pastas? And you call our game stupid, ha!
(Foxy) (Arrrr) You won’t see us coming when you can’t see the security cameras 
(Bonnie) Don’t try to close the door on us (Freddy) or you’ll be jump scared
(Foxy) I read your pastas; they sucked! (Chica) You’re not going anywhere
(Bonnie) Static on the screen, (Freddy) watch out, (Foxy) ain’t you cute!
(All) You couldn’t stay alive for 1 night, now we’ll stuff you in a bear suit


(173) You guys still wanna fight us? Well this should be fun
(049) Better step back before these animals become DATA EXPUNGED!
(106) Wipe the blood off your face, you’re all just a disgrace!
(087) This battle will end when you walk up my staircase
(106) This’ll be your time Freddy (087) we won’t be sending you to heaven
(173) We’ll be ripping all your heads off (049) like that girl in ‘87
(087) And now for your next show, (049) our rhymes will murder (173) you old abominations
(All) You guys can never compare, to the SCP Foundation!

Who Won?
You Decide!
Stay Tuned For The Next Rap Battle!



Five Nights At Freddy's vs The SCP Foundation

Dipper - Zander
Mabel - Zack
Phineas - Anthony
Ferb - Fel

Dipper Pines!
VS!
Phineas Flynn!
BEGIN!

Dipper:
You're a little too young to beat me so keep caution:
Dipper’s awesome; your triangle head is not in proportion 
You’re about to Tourist Rapped so you shoulda stayed at home
Spitting rainbows of disses so fast you could call me a gnome 
Throw you in the bottomless pit until this bit is resolved  
How you can’t beat Dipper Pines ain’t hard to solve
This typical kid who makes machines shouldn’t be trusted
With my lust of rhymes, you’re about to be busted!

Phineas:
You think you’d beat me with fake monsters and games?
Better listen because I’ll show you what I’m gonna do today
Your rappin's more embarrassing than dancing like a lamb
Am I beating dipper in rhyme (beat stop) yes, yes I am
Building beats and your defeat, back to the mystery shack
You’re riding a roller coaster and I’m running the tracks
It’s about time to end this debate, you dipped and went bendy
Take 2! You loose! Like you lost it with Wendy

Dipper:
It’s time for this lucky dipper to put an orange mutant to shame
Mabel:
Your head shape’s so pointy it popped your show’s fame 
Both:
It’s Mabel and Dipper, and this rap we’ll decipher 
Rap mysterious and delirious, Call us Bill Cipher  
Screw your stepbrother, we’re spitting british tongue twisters
(Mabel) You’re milking your show, (Dipper) better not tell your sister
Dipper:
Run home to your mom, and we’re being serious!
Both:
They should rename your show “Everyone Hates Phineas”

Phineas:
Despite your horror, it’s your animation that’s scary
Ferb:
Defeating you like boredom (Phineas) Hey where’s Perry? 
Both:
I’m creative and inventive, show some respect
After this all your fans will be shouting (Ferb) Has his show ended yet?
And Mabel, you’re caught in fables, It’s like a daydream in your head
Ferb:
So famous we can be recognized by our silhouettes 
Phineas:
It won’t take traveling through dimensions although if you observe
Ferb: You lost from the start, Both: by Phineas and Ferb

WHO WON
WHO’S NEXT
YOU DECIDE


Dipper vs Phineas. CartoonMadeRapBattles. Season 2

Finn - Vincent
Flapjack - Zack
Steven Universe -Roland
Charlie Brown - Fel

Finn:
Burning you like a FlapJack, you can’t handle a real adventure
Its pretty clear you’re the annoying wimp, and I’m the saviour 
Your show went off the air in season 3, cause you’re completely bland!
You're shows a clear ripoff, right down to the candy island  
I got the fiercest fighting skills, teaming with my pal Jake
Just like your name, you and Mr Knuckles are about to get baked
Not even Charlie Brown is frowned upon as much as this lump
Living in a whale? you’re poor and friends with a homeless bump
Auto tune: (ILL ADD THE AUTO TUNE)
I’ll chop you in half with my sword, mess with your mind like the Lich
You’re a misadventured idiot, I’ll leave you with more than a stitch 
I got Flame to take down Ice king, and now you’re next 
Finn:
You’re shows a boring rehash, that's mathematically correct 

FlapJack:
Beating some kid from the land of ooo? this won’t be a chore
What are you gonna do? tickle me with you're grass sword (chuckle)
I’ll cut your disses up like hair, you can call me Mr Barber 
Travel across the sea all the time while you’re still afraid of the water 
Auto tune my ass! Nobody can stand that annoying sound
You’ve got so many voice actors, you should be called Charlie Brown
Don’t even know 2 plus 2? you’re nothing but a brainless hog
Got abandoned in the forest, now you're best friend is a dog 
You're dad never wanted to see you, you have nothing left
By now even your fans agree, your fame is heading Wesssst
Acting all brave and tough, but you’re more girly than Fiona
Just like you're right arm, you’re harmless as a dead flower

Steven’s Universe:
This is my universe remember so I make the rules
Finn and Flapjack are just embarrassments, nothing but tools
Cream you more than Cookie Kat, just look at my name 
Scoring in this space race, you can’t catch up to my fame
I got the gem power to flow and kick all of your sacks
My victory is even bigger than my burger backpack!
Call me Serious Steven cause this is gonna get nasty
You’re worse than Charlie Brown, no way you’ll get past me

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/43/genres/club-beats/southern-dudes

Charlie Brown:
Good Grief, you freaks are gonna get schooled  
Im a great big pumpkin here to kick you like a football 
I’m a halloween machine stomping on you lil’ folks 
Here comes good ol’ Charlie Brown to stand upon you jokes 
You gotta dream big if you wanna catch up to me
Nobody can beat me, you’re all lazier than snoopy 
Spitting peppermint flows that’ll run even faster 
Call me the master now as I squish this fat bastard
Finn, keep bending your arms buddy or should I say dude
FlapJack, crack your back, you’re named after a food 
Finally I’ll get my win, this time I won't suffer 
Fly you like a kite because you’re all gosh darn fu-

Finn:
What the glob! We’re just kids! Stop right there

FlapJack:
You’ve got less chances of winning than you have hair 

Finn:
You’ll get tripped up, no one will help you up again

Steven:
Fat? Yet you’re the one who belongs in a pig-pen

Finn the Human vs Flapjack. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

SPECAIL THANKS TO METAL AND DAVE FOR WRITTING THIS AND PLAYING CHEIF AND CLEVELAND! :D

Chef:
Hello there Children, todays course is Cleveland stew
Just like my food, my victory will be easy to do
Shoot you up like Stewie and fry you up like my chicken
I think you aren’t ready for a verbal ass kicking
I'll make love to your woman, lay her down by the fire
All you are is mustached annoying voiced retarded liar!
Now children, watch as I beat Cleveland and his fruity club
So let the Chef cook up rhymes at this family guy rip off

Cleveland:
Ha ha it’s the zombie who’s obsessed with kids willys
Children licking your chocolate salty balls? Oh that’s nasty
Call me the chocolate River cause I got the most flow
Just stick to cooking and Jazz since your rhyme scheme blows
You knocked up a hermaphrodite, that’s desperate Jerome
Make me a sandwich bitch can’t top my Deli and zone
You’ll be the one screaming no no no when I dish out the burning
But this time yo black ass will not be returning 

Chef :
With my set of rhymes i’ll set this bitch on fire
No wonder your wife cheated on your ass with Quagmire
You have lost against me and theres no salvation
I just ended the clevelands like your shows cancellation

Cleveland:
You won't be getting any Chef Aid so you better say your bidding
You're family's so damn poor, can't even spare three fifty
and so I've found a place, where everyone will know and see,
The Cleveland massacre has shed more blood than your death scene




Chef vs Cleveland. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

@jmbraps as Toon Link
@stofferex as Paper Mario

Toon Link:
A new legend was born, and he’s here to teach this man a lesson
I’m saving Hyrule while you’re busy buying contact lens
What’s your puny hammer got against my Master Sword, kid?
I would stomp you flat, but you’ve already beat me to it
Using the Wind’s Requiem to blow your paper back to town!
You better run before I use these Iron Boots to squash you down!
You suck more than my Gust Jar, so I won’t hear another word
when I whip out my Pacci’s Cane and use it to flip you the bird!

Paper Mario:
This grandmama’s boy just stepped up to the wrong mascot
The RPG master’s gonna snap this win without a Picto Box!
A schizophrenic with a talking boat are trash for the millienia
I’ll switch to 3D mode and kick you back to Pennsylvania
A twelve year old boy trying to be Poseidon
While I’m Morphing into airplanes to crash into your little islands!
I’m the super duper trooper ruler attacking this junior!
Your appearance in Smash was more useless than the Tingle Tuner

Toon Link:
Someone’s jealous that Doctor Mario was the chosen clone!
Bring your brother to this battle and I’ll show you how to smash Bros.!
Throw you in the paper shredder and leave you in the Royal Crypt
You’ll take a turn for the worse with a Spin Attack, so just split!
Now onwards, and forwards! We’ll wreck you with Four Swords!
You’re Borderline horrible, Door more disappointing than Pandora
Useless! I wouldn’t even crumple you up in a ball for my plumbing!
Your rhymes were worse than Sticker Star, and that’s saying something

Paper Mario:
Mama Mia, has it not crossed these four blind mice
That their ginormous Rupee Wallet won't help them pay the price?
While I’m feeling up Flurry, you four latch each other’s Hookshots
Give up now, because all your efforts are just for X-Naught!
Your time is running out! Hourglass won’t help you little boy!
So take another step closer and you’ll get sucked into the Void
I’d rather deal with Tingle’s quest, than listen to this ingrate
Just like Zess T.’s recipes, all your games were just Mistakes!

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