Fandom - Avatar The Last Airbender
Character - The Cabbage Merchant

These other venders so useless 
I’m here producing produceses
My acumen so conducive
To victory so conclusive I

Got leafy green and I’m coming for your coins
Believe me green beans got nothing on the joy
You know what I mean I draw a crowd it’s time to join
Unless of course my cart winds up gettin destroyed

Green and now red, Napa, and savory
My new line is so fine and it’s on display to see
I think I finally escaped these kids’ chicanery 
It’s just these setbacks that keep on restraining me

Water earth air and fire man I got em all
I assure you it’s fire even if you eat it raw
I got the produce you need for cut coleslaw
I just hope that my stall don’t get forestalled

My cabbage rolls like babish 
I keep screaming these classless 
bastards keep crashing my passage. 
It’s tragic my cabbages!


I am the Cabbage king
This is my coronation
Let stand and sing
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation 
Put your heads up


Now here I go again
I’m on a cabbage roll again
There’s no defense your sold I sell
So well you know it’s time to spend

All your cash on the cabbage that I vends
Got my stock locked I’m collecting dividends
Proto-agriculture come correct it never ends
Supply infrastructure I keep ya’ll forever fed

Night after night I’m rebuilding wagons
Customs officers man they’re never understanding
So again I’m sawing and again I’m sanding
I know I’ll stick the landing business always expanding

Don’t count the cabbage man out
I’ll keep coming back there’s no doubt
My path gets smashed I will reroute
Build a myself cabbage redoubt

Restaurant my new spot try the cabbage cookies
I’ve been around the block I’m no cabbage rookie.
My Cabbage Delicacy bistro
My Cabbage baby in vitro
My Cabbage has no equal
Cabbage to the people!


I am the cabbage king
This my coronation
Let us stand and sing
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation 
Put your heads up
Put your heads up
Welcome to cabbage nation
Put your heads up
Put your heads up
My time will come Just be patient and relax
Everything will change when cabbage naysh attacks

VPC 7 Round 1

Obvious Corruption [Obvious Lee, Cosmic Ray Corruption] - Avatar The Last Cabbage Vendor

Fandom: MST3K
Character: Dr Clayton Firebrand Forrester

IN THE NOT TO DISTANT FUTURE
NEXT SUNDAY AD
this doctor stiched and sutured
cause someday maybe
I'll find the perfect movie
to widdle it your soul down
dont clown and jiggle it 
idiot control now 

come on with it we dont stress
monolitchic vhs
gamera barugon
the era that you on

you can tell i'm daddy-o
kim katrels my baddie tho

only with the deepest hurtin
pearl and mike keepin flirtin

there was a guy named joel
there WAS a guy named joel
there was a guy named joel
there was a guy

sidehackers fly by rocketship x-m
arm stretchin predilection
steeve reeves flexin  
digitate and falangeate you
manos the hands of fate ya space ape

crawling hand creepin
the eye creatures peepin
features for these cretins
deep hurting deep deepens
lazer blast fast past ya injure
cant outlast the master ninjure

uber braggin stupour saggin out the station wagon
secret agent super dragon protaggin


IN THE NOT TO DISTANT FURUTE NEXT SUNDAY 
TWO WARRIORS ARE LOCKED IN A BATTLE BEYOND TERRESTRIAL COMPREHENSION
DOCTOR CLAYTON FIREBRAND FORRESTER
USES HIS INVENTIONS TO OUTWIT AND BEGUILE
THE UNSCRUPULOUS JOEL AND HIS TOMFOOLISH CROW-NIES  
ALL FOR ONE SIMPLE, HUMBLE QUEST FOR WORLD DOMINATION

KKMDS [Ill Gill, Thugmasta J] - There was a guy named Joel

Fandom: Chrono Trigger
Charater: Random Cave Guy # 2*

[Verse 1]


Ayla from Ioka
You're the cream to my mocha
You're my sugar and my safety
Take your soup to elevate me
Ayla from Ioka I just want you to see me
Party like it's 65 million BC
Ayla from Ioka
You're the cream to my mocha
You're my sugar and my safety
Take your soup to elevate me
Ayla from Ioka I just want you to see me
Party like it's 65 million BC

[Chorus]

You drink your caveman soup
You drink your caveman soup
You drink your caveman soup
You drink your caveman soup

[Verse 2]

Chrono come alive like it's 1995
Like it's 1995 and the dance floor is calling
Chrono come alive like it's 1995
Like it's 1995 and the dance floor is calling
Chrono come alive like it's 1995
Like it's 1995 and the dance floor is calling
Chrono come alive like it's 1995
Like it's 1995 and the dance floor is calling

Chorus]

You drink your caveman soup
You drink your caveman soup
You drink your caveman soup
You drink your caveman soup

Häagen Dûdz [Johnny Salt, DJ Lemon Pepper] - 65 Million Years BC

Fandom: Baki
Character:  Yujiro Hanma 

Yujiro
(Demon In The Back)


Intro/Bridge:
I think y’all funny/ I like y’all bloody/
I keep my shoes muddy/ Shit bout to get ugly/
Ima lion out the cage and i’m feelin jah hungry/
A savage for the ages, here to take my money/

Hook: 2x
Bitch I ain’t no hero, 
(Demon In The Back)
They call me Yujiro/
(Demon In The Back)
Alias is Ogre/
(Demon In The Back)
 Against me then its over/ 
(Demon In The Back)

Verse1: 
Kill all of your soldiers, ima one man army/
You can try to use guns, y’all weapons can’t harm me/
If you think you can stop me, than we can party/
This is not sparring, I am not Baki/
It could be karate, it will be boxing/
When the pain hits you, it is not stopping/
If you do not know me, than do not approach me/
I’ll tear out your eye just like Doppo Orochi/
You bleeding out slowly, and laying below me/
Said you was a fighter you gotta be joking/
Looks to me like you need way more experience/
Traveled the world, spread out my lineage/ 
Winnings continuous, 
Fuck all your titles, I beat all the Kios, 
Bitch, I am Survival!/





Bridge:
I think y’all funny/ 
(Demon In The Back Bruh)
I like y’all bloody/
(Demon In My Back Ya’ll)
I keep my shoes muddy/ 
(Demon In The Back Tho)
Shit bout to get ugly/
(Demon In The Back Yo)
Ima lion out the cage/
(Demon In The Back)
And i’m feelin jah hungry/
(Demon In The Back)
A savage for the ages/
(Demon In The Back)
Here to take my money/
(Demon In The Back)


Hook: 2x
Bitch I ain’t no hero, 
(Demon In The Back)
They call me Yujiro/
(Demon In The Back)
Alias is Ogre,
(Demon In The Back)
 Against me then its over/ 
(Demon In The Back)
Bitch I ain’t no hero/
They call me Yujiro/
Alias is Ogre/
Against me then its over/





END

VPC7, Round 1

Green Lotus [Osiris Green, RiotOnTheBeat] - Yujiro

Fandom: Death Note 
Character: Ryuk

Hook:


I'm so bored/ I'm so bored
There's nothing to do in this realm that I haven't done before


I'm so bored/ I'm so bored
The world we live in is rotten to its apple core




V1


All we do is gamble, walk around in shambles
with no life, no light, no trees, no apples
I sit and lurk on this rock amongst desert, dirt and rot
until I work up this plot, to stir up the pot/


Happen to be, casually, walking by this portal
and sort of, dropped my Death Note, accidentally
silly me, I'll have to leave the decay, gray and gloom and
pay a vacay down into the world of thee humans/


Ryuk is the name-o, intrigue is the game so
I'll take any sort of outcome if it isn't the same old -
same - I soared off this ledge down this vortex
I'm immortal and yet being bored all to death/


I need drama, surprise, not my problem who dies
my Shinagami eye spies this Light Yagami guy
I've been consumed with listlessness but he's listing things;
Hmmmm.... humans are so interesting/


Hook


V2


I've been a Shinagami for years, here's what I got for ya
I wrote rules to this book in English cause it's popular
a step-by-step instruction before you rush in
and keep your game on track while you write names in that/


First, and this is obviously what's in store
the human who is scribbled on the page will hit the morgue
but when you write the name, picture their visage
so individu-als with the same name aren't being written/


next is, a lesson, for the adepted, you can spece-
-fi a cause of death within 40 seconds
if that part is not attested, the result is not in question,
a heart attack in chest leading to cardiac arrest is/


six point six six minutes are then given to finish the business
which incidentally can't be used on little infants
can't misspell the victim four times or that's that
and if you lose the Note, got 490 days to get it back/


Hook

Floe Riden [Storyville, DJ Taiyouken] - I'm So Bored

Fandom: Steven Universe
Character: Spinel

playtime is a song written from the perspective of the character Spinel from Steven Universe the Movie, who in the film is brought to a place of anger from her feelings of abandonment and decides to take out her pain on those who the person she thought loved her had chosen instead.

----


That's right, I'm not the one to love
And but a fool to dream
That's right, I'm not the one to love 
My solo losing team
That's right, I'm not the one to love
Some plaything you don't need
Implied that I was good enough
but that wasn't what you'd mean

--

That's right, my Rose has thorns to spare
Chose from those who'd care, I didn't make the cut
Bright light's supposed to burn, so fair
Goes to show we shared unbidden cravings

But it's like time spent with gems depends
On whims and ends that tend to shift and bend for some
She'd lied but I played pretend because
(I thought we were best friends)

Such a clod to trust and want you
Ushered on through signs of threats
Hence rushed and got too much involved
You'd once upon new times for deference

Burned not read, deferred to death
While blurred intent left much distress
I learned instead, then heard he'd said 
(I love my friends)

--

That's right, I'm not the one to love 
And but a fool to dream
That's right, I'm not the one to love 
My solo losing team
That's right, I'm not the one to love
Some plaything you don't need
Implied that I was good enough
but that wasn't what you'd mean

--

I don't wanna play no more, forewarning
Know every available port is storming
Time to come and take what's yours
Performing hostilities for culpabilities you're ignoring

But I was so adorable, right? Your darling
Now I'm such horrible sight and starving
How durable is your world to blight? It's starting
Deplorable basket case not asking to bargain

Beg your pardon but the loneliest of stones hit the dark
In the garden where the only thing we'd grow is apart
Now I've hardened far too slowly, only known for the sharp bits
For audience of one heartless narcissist in charge

You're not her but hide behind a target shaped grin
You've prospered, denying me the cross I've beared since
Imposter! I've lost all so you could just exist?
Your roster's soon crossed off my to do justice list

--

That's right, I'm not the one to love 
Harm or be harmed it seems
That's right, I'm not the one to love 
Your turn to lose some things
That's right, I'm not the one to love
Now playtime's over, see?
Feels like now I'm not good at all
And I'm gonna watch you bleed

ExtraDial [Damn Selene, lizardgrove] - playtime

Fandom: Fallout 4
Character: Nick Valentine

Valentine Detective Agency

[VERSE 1]
Diamond City, you'll find him sitting, Shining pretty, 
When crimes are fishy, he's diving in, and he's finding history,
Kinda shifty, your hidings shitty, I'll find it quickly,
I'm tired of quizzing, I fire em quickly, your fried and crispy
Harriet Tubman, I'm helping out with the railroad,
Carrying something, my trunk will fill up like J Lo
Anger the gunman, you making nothing but stale dough
Manage to touch em, I thump him, you go to jail bro,
The Institute, are just picking people to flicker through,
They quick remove, and replace them basically switcheroo
They taking ages, they send in agents I pray for you,
They breaking rules, this is blatant flagrant, I make em lose,
Rock bottom hurts its too drastic sober I'm henny slurping
Blue cotton shirts, cute fabrics woven, you jelly? Perfect
Too hot my circuits, are overloading with deadly serpents
You got some work then just pass it over to Ellie Perkins,


[VERSE 2]
Be your companion from the dead zone to far harbour
Cyborg a stallion you dread chrome I'm far harder
All hope abandoned when heads blown I'm part martyr
Too raw and handsome I'm well known, Travis Barker
I'm hacking terminals, ladies come get your private dick
I'm acting merciful, you maybe you shouldn't try it kid
I'm blasting murder you, no shading where the iris is
This man is versatil, get paid in cheques for finding shit,
My chest synthetic, I'll blow your head and I wont regret it,
You'll need a medic, get slowly deaded it's so pathetic
I'm more humane than this whole plane I'm empathetic
I'm super brave and I'm getting paid handfulls of credits
I'm at peace with, the vault loads of vagrants
Try be decent, we all glow the same kid,
Never bleeding, this cyborg is painless,
Its not a secret, because you all know my name is,

CyberFunk2077 [Banditt, SynthLad] - Valentine Detective Agency

Fandom: Attack on Titan
Character: Attack Titan

Verse
Im your salvation, the future of humanity
,Ever since creation I maneuvered fuh yuh freedom
Im the suture for your sanity, Im the one you needing
when yo dreams succumb to gravity, nopeifying homicide


by open-wide, groping to keep hope alive, oversized
Immortalized, patricide pacified, dopamine
RUSH more potent than the dhovakin, no mercyI,
KillMYenemies BYanymeans, welcome to


the game, everybody is the same but I shift
and I’m different, go berserk and go to work like a doctor,
leave em looking awkward, kick em like its soccer
Imma keep emhumble, before they start to rumble


the titan shinigam, hands blam like a mini-gun,
Theres so many gone, aint taking shit from anyone,
Theres so many wronged, Im the storm before the calm
Giving hypersonic alms with open hand atomic palms


Hook x4
They bitten of our arms they bitten of our legs
So I aint gonna stop til every one of them is dead
(They bitten off our arms legs legs arm heads
They bitten off our arms legs legs arm head)




Verse
My people been herded, getting fat from preserves,
Heaven sent to devil bent, save the last for desert
Fortified, horrified, everybody sure to die
Because the one above us was thinking it’s deserved


Now we brutalized, due to lies, even if we shoot em high
Moot applies, do or die, everyday is suicide
Lord have mercy who decides, its you and you and you and I,
This aint a place for pacifists, I like to bring the pain baby


Fueled by the slain yeah, I go against the grain hey
maybe I’m a masochist, I’m doing what Im glad to do,
I do it cause I’m mad at you, I dont need the gratitude
What you had for supper, is why you catching uppercuts


I'm the funky child, born of the lords of the underground
What goes around comes around, When you hear the thunder sound
They getting torn to shreds, its why Im born and bred
Its karma for his mama but the dramas for my arm and leg


Hook x4
They bitten of our arms they bitten of our legs
So I aint gonna stop til every one of them is dead
(They bitten off our arms legs legs arm heads
They bitten off our arms legs legs arm head)




Bridge
I’m growing quick Im throwing shit cause we aint bout to coexist
Spit dripping from my lips while Im ripping through your clique
I plugged the hole up with a stone so they leave our ass alone
Now you aint gotta worry bout them coming to ya home
And once I put that armor on aint nobody harmin yall
You aint getting eaten once Ive beaten and defeated em
They’ve bitten off your arm leg leg arm head
And I aint gonna stop til every one of them is dead


Hook x4
They bitten of our arms they bitten of our legs
So I aint gonna stop til every one of them is dead
(They bitten off our arms legs legs arm heads
They bitten off our arms legs legs arm head)

Broken Pixels [Nomad, Equivalent Exchange] - A.L.L.A.H.

Fandom - Adventure time
Character- BMO

Lyrics

Intro – Narrator: This little living computer game system is BMO. My information doesn’t 
seem to say wether they are a he, or a she, just BMO. Oh well. 

BMO: Who wants to play Video GAMES?!?! Check it out Ya’ll.

CHORUS

When it gets hard to fight
there's nothing left to fear
They'll never turn out my light
I'll always be right here

VERSE

Well I'm,
Usually confusedly miss-gendered as a dude you see
Oops a Dees-y seems he's a she
She, snoozily approves being believed to be a summary of these;
Male female and a dissociative identity

Attendency is rendering me mentally free
to achieve my dreams and schemes
and to be the side kick I'm meant to be

Shit sent from me directly behind
A human centipede extensively entering blind
on some adventure time

CHORUS

When it gets hard to fight
there's nothing left to fear
They'll never turn out my light
I'll always be right here


Resigned and inclined 
I’ll find time to unwind
I'm designed to align your dexterity and your grind

It's a synch in a pinch 
You glimpse and make it simp for a 
Hit of the shit on my circuitry unit
working these movements

I'm a tag along sang a song bang a gong vagabond 
hanging on to every last wrong
and it makes me strong

Power on for the people, not Jesus, Not evil

Im BMO no EGO no Gender No equal

BRIDGE

I'm not broken robot
Just need a technician with a soft spot

Whatever comes next
We'll be together on a mission an adventure

We will fight for us
With everything we can never gonna give up

Thank you for my strength
And making me as strong as I was meant to be

CHORUS ABRIDGED

When it gets hard to fight
Just need a technician with a soft spot

There's nothing left to fear
We’ll be together on a mission an adventure

They'll never turn out my light
With everything we can never gonna give up

I'll always be right here

BMO: I Love you too, Goodbye!

1up Funk [Bobby Arsen, Hook Shot] - Be More

Know Shoes, Know Served (NoShoes Diss)

The 1up Funk boys are back with a track all about their favourite subjects, THEMSELVES! They take you thgough their journey in the VPC 6, and drop some dope bars about Batman. Enjoy!

Broken Pixels [Nomad, Equivalent Exchange] - A.L.L.A.H.

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