"Hey Offspring, mind tell us about this sword?" Sure, that's the same sword they used to kill me/Onslaught  when we was in our second great battle. "Wait a minute, you mean to tell me they tried to kill you, but why!?" Ok guys, grab your popcorn, this is going to be a long story. This all started when we was building up for our second great battle. Long ago, me and the guys was killing them in their own game, hell, I even made a highlight out of RD when I broke her ankles. After that day, over the weeks, they was getting stronger, wiser, and plotting something against us. So I had my very good friend aka my little brother Kenta be our spy. I had Kenta "betray" us to see what they got going on. We waited two months before we made our great return. On the day we decided to raid their castle to see what's going on, they baited us to drinking this stuff that makes you stronger, but little did re realized, it weaken us. We got captured, but we broke free. Sadly that didn't last long when we crashed into one of their guards cottage. All of my friends was captured, so I was the only free man out. I spent 6 weeks building up my strength again. I finally did, and I freed them again. Not gonna lie, it required me to jump of a very high tall building, only to land on top of the flag pole to slide down safely. Which is why you see people make art about it to this day. 2 weeks later, we went on to have our second great battle in the crystal empire. Everyone in my crew had their own people to face off. I turned into Adollaspring to take on RD, my peeps thought I was a goner when she hit me with a double sonic rainboom, But thanks to my last dish of energy, I counter it with a swift full counter with a nice swift kick to the head. My left leg was fucked up badly that whole time. I rain into Cadence's husband Shining Armor, thought it was going to be a tough battle. But I handle him like it was clock work. Shining armor "HEY I HEARD THAT!!!" He still mad about it lol. Anyway, Me and Cadence had a onslaught of a fight, I was winning until TWILY BITCH ASS interfered! Now it was a 2 on one, and thanks to that, my Adollaspring form went away. Luckily my friends came to my aid to help me out. Now it was us against the world. All of us combined our final attack to finish our battle for good. They used they Elements of Harmony against us, and it help them transformed to their ultimate forms. Hate to admit it, they overpowered us, and we was out cold. My unbreakable spirit lit a fire in my body. When Cadence picked me up, I transformed into Onslaught and punch a hole right close to her heart. All of them was trying to take me on, but boy when I was in my zone, I was in my ZONE. Breaking wings, brutal beatdowns, head stomps, you name it! But for some reason, I looked at Fluttershy, and I couldn't bring it to myself to harm her. I walked slowly close to her, and Twilight strike me from behind with the sword you see today. Before I died, I chucked a open hear bracelet showcasing my ex wife who I had a pressure of "divorcing."  I collapse with a smile on my face, and out of nowhere, I transformed into hollow Offspring. Everything was fine until Alteron fucked it up. The entire place was collapsing on us, and I had to find a way to get us out of here, Fluttershy got caught in the rebel. I used my body to protect her. That's when it was just me and her, I confessed my feels to her by giving her a big kiss, and the rest was history, "Wow, who knew you guys had such a long history." Oh trust me, our history was so long that they made a prophecy out of it. Explains why it felt like it was meant for me to be here. Now let me tell you a time when we became best friends...

Historical Artifact

Am I a Buddha?

Lyrics:
Trapped in a maze of connections
Every move tracked and traced
Got these invisible restrictions
Keeping me locked in place
My thoughts are buffering slowly
With a bandwidth of doubt
There's a world beyond these boundaries
That I've been dreaming about

Something's calling beyond these walls
Time to watch it all fall

I'm going wireless tonight
Cutting loose from what's holding me down
No more signals controlling my life
Just freedom running through my veins now
I'm wireless, I'm taking flight
Breaking out of the background
No more waiting for permission to shine
I'm finally wireless now

They built these walls around me
Programmed what I should be
But there's lightning in my heartbeat
An imperfect machine
I've decoded all their systems
Found the flaws in their design
Now I'm broadcasting a frequency
A wavelength that is only mine

Something's calling beyond these walls
Time to watch it all fall

I'm going wireless tonight
Cutting loose from what's holding me down
No more signals controlling my life
Just freedom running through my veins now
I'm wireless, I'm taking flight
Breaking out of the background
No more waiting for permission to shine
I'm finally wireless now

wireless

Amy Stevens vocals
John Russell guitars, bass, keyboards, drums/drum programming
Recorded at PORKCHOPS! III Feb '25-March '25
Produced by John Russell and Amy Stevens
All tracks composed by Amy Stevens and John Russell c/p 2025 Solstice Music INC/The Chocolate Era LTD

Sparks

Hey!
Look at me
The tall one
With needles.
The one doing all the emotional labor here.
Let's begin.

Step one
Approach with respect
I may look patient
but I've been standing in the cold for months
don't make it weird
Fluff my branches gently
as if I'm royalty
and you're late with the tribute
No shaking
No "Oops"
We both know you're stronger than I am

Step two
Lights first
Please
Last year you wrapped them like a confused spider
having a nervous episode
This time
one smooth spiral
like you're teaching math
Not too tight
I like to breathe
Not too loose
I'm not a philosophy essay

Yes, I see you reaching for the tinsel
Don't
We're having a talk about that

Hang things evenly
I'm not here for your emotional asymmetry
No clumps of baubles
like I'm hoarding planets
If you must put the sentimental ornament
you made at age six
fine
just don't make it my center of gravity

Step three
Garlands
Choose one
Elegant ribbon
wooden beads
or that weird popcorn chain
your aunt insists is "traditional"
Do not combine all three
I'm a tree
not a buffet

Let's review the topper rules
no stars, none, zero
Try a ribbon swirl
a paper snowflake
or a miniature reindeer
questioning his life choices
And place it gently
your dramatic jump last year
made you limp through New Year's Eve

Hang things evenly
gravity is real
and I've met it
Balance the shiny
balance the strange
don't tilt me like
your work–life balance in November
I may look festive
but trust me
I judge

Step four
Stand back
Admire me
Pretend you participated in the process
more than you did
I'll allow it
Now plug me in
Watch the room glow
I do it for free, you know
But yes
you’re welcome

Take a photo
that makes me look taller
than the sofa
Then post it proudly
on your Instagram feed
I’ll handle the sparkle

DECORÄTEME

In the name of paradise

My never valentine

Worlds colliding
Girls providing
Pearls are sliding 
Words are guiding 

From the heavens
To the heathens
Terse profiling
Demons riding 

my unsteady eyes are staring wide directly at the sky I need an answer what am I doing here this place is cancer aging faster pages chapters changing strange sedating ancient plagues saving face by masturbating in a mask distractions raining reactions insanely detached men chasing me past when will I become a lesbian?  Questioning my purpose unnerved and nervous observing herds of words repurposed in my mind compliments now curses it’s a curse I’m getting worse my heads perverse reversing anything said into hurt I’m sure I’m surfing on wave of self hatred and I may or may not make it anyway I’m getting drained explaining it so I’m off to sleep and when I wake up I’ll  hey waste more time containing it it’s insane but it’s my brain and fits of rage are fitting I can’t fix this cage. 

Worlds colliding
Girls providing
Pearls are sliding 
Words are guiding 

From the heavens
To the heathens
Terse profiling
Demons riding

World’s Colliding

Fought the Battle

NOBODY LIKES DONALD

This is a 'News Intro' that I made in 1987, used by Jonathon Brandmeier on WLUP (FM 97.9) radio in Chicago, Illinois.  It's a parody of my own Party Hearty (see below).

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Ron Snyder - The BuzzMan News Lounge (parody of my own - Party Hearty - available for purchase)

Singer/Songwriter/Producer from Dallas, Texas making various types of electronic pop music for over 20 years.

I just want to make music that is easy to listen to and makes you feel good.

The name Roboticist refers to my use of fully artificial means to produce music. For example, I don't play the guitar, I synthesize it. So in a very real sense, I employ robots to assist with the creation of my music.

My music uses my own voice and my album art sometimes uses my own likeness. All rights reserved.

wireless

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