Watch this: our newest release
The legendary series you've missed for years
Comes back, get ready for some action
Got couple bugs in here, some broken scripts right there
The fans will fix it anyway so we don't care
They'll patch it through micro transactions
So enjoy your pretty nylon bag
Oh and boy, stop shitting on our swag
You're not getting any money back
You knew that was a one way wacky track
Just shut up and have your nylon bag
Coming up with it was real drag
All proceeds go strictly to Vault Tec
So you're NOT getting your money back
It just works, it just works
Little lies, stunning shows
People buy, money flows, it just works
It just works, it just works
Overpriced open worlds
Earnings rise, take my word
It just works
It just works
It just works
It just works

Our tech is cutting edge as far as I can tell
The creation engine's aging very well
We're not planning on doing anything about it
Skyrim's the limit, don't deny it
See this mountain? You can buy it
In the dlc for the price of a real mountain
What's wrong with a train in place of your head?
Come on, believe me, you've seen nothing yet
The battle spaceship with the dragon animation
Will become a new sensation on the internet
Just shut up, give us your every dime
Buying an armored horse is not a crime
Our devs could eat the Shadowmere alive so
Buy Skyrim one more Todd damn time
It just works, it just works
Little lies, stunning shows
People buy, money flows, it just works
It just works, it just works
Overpriced open worlds
Earnings rise, take my word
It just works
It just works
It just works

We don't want your endless sh*t
It's just not the game we need
Sick of looting useless junk
Graphics making our eyes bleed
We don't want your endless sh*t
It's just not the game we need
Sick of looting useless junk
Graphics making our eyes bleed

Now listen up
Welcome to the place washed by Iliac waves
There's two and a half peasants with the same ugly face
You're not into small towns? Check out big-ass plains
50 times the size of Skyrim's, twice as many pointless caves
You see
We at Bethesda know exactly what you want
Hardcore gamers inspired us to improve shopping a lot
Now each lockpick must be bought for an actual ten spot
And saving now is a paid mod for just twenty a slot
You're never getting bored, you'll have infinite quests
There's every vagabond will put you to the test
You'll be richly awarded with infinite chests
Full of rusty swords and used pregnancy tests
We got rid of skill trees, they were old and lame
Who needs a leveling system in a role playing game?
You came to slash and kill and save one more nation
No more levels and skills, only degradation!

It just works, it just works
Little lies, stunning shows
People buy, money flows, it just works
It just works, it just works
Overpriced open worlds
Earnings rise, take my word
It just works
It just works, it just works
Little lies, stunning shows
People buy, money flows, it just works
It just works, it just works
Overpriced open worlds
Earnings rise, take my word
It just works
It just works
It just works
It just works
It just works
It just works

Why the heck did my money get up and dance?!?

funky

released June 11, 2019 
Executive producer and songwriter 
Alios 

Sound producer, arranger and engineer 
Masel 

Guitars and Disappointed Fans Choir producer 
Ergy 

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Lead vocals by 
Kyle Wright 
as Todd Howard 

Saxophones: 
Ruslan Tustanovsky 

Trumpet: 
Egor Popov 

Violins: 
Nika Pshenova 

Bass guitar: 
Masel 

Backing vocals: 
Finchet Under Cover 
Xineko 
Kuro-no-Himitsu 
Chaos Angel 

Disappointed Fans Choir by 
Finchet Under Cover, Kuro-no-Himitsu, Xineko, Chaos Angel, Kirya, Choki Chy, Felya, Andrey Dok, yurkin, Jerico, Vasya, Topöu Pim, Dima Litvinov, Aono, Elias Frost, Tsumi, Zuek, Meenouse, NiCK_Es, Flüt 

■■■ 

Video 

Lead animator 
Yumi the Cat 

Screenplay 
Alios 

Post-production 
Lenich

It Just Works

A little song to get our gamer pals through these hard times.

released May 4, 2020 
"Lock Me Up (Quarantine Song)" by THE CHALKEATERS, (c) 2020 

Composer / songwriter: Alios 
Sound producer, arranger and engineer: Masel 
Cover artist: Pondis 
Video designer: Lenich 

Vocals: Idrise 
Mastered by Sage Audio

Lock Me Up (feat. Idrise)

We’re back with the music video about a game studio that brought us a variety of classics, but never released any game with number 3 in its name — VALVE. The company behind Half-Life, Portal, Counter-Strike, Team Fortress, Left 4 Dead, DOTA 2 and much more. 

ELLEN MCLAIN, the original voice of GLaDOS from “Portal” and “Portal 2”, agreed to sing the part of everyone's favourite mad robot. 

THE STUPENDIUM, the amazing nerdcore artist who you know and love, performed the Gabe Newell’s part! 

And finally, we got Valve’s CEO, GABE NEWELL himself, to record a couple of lines for the beginning and the end of the song!

released March 29, 2021 
“Count to Three” by 
THE CHALKEATERS 

Executive producer / songwriter: 
Alios

Sound producer / lead arranger / engineer: 
Masel

Arranger / guitars / choir production: 
Ergy

Lead artist / art director: 
Pondis

Lead animator / video composer: 
Lenich

Character animator: 
Yumi the Cat 

Gabe Newell vocals: The Stupendium
GLaDOS vocals: Ellen McLain (original voice of GLaDOS) 
Alyx vocals: Holly Turton 

Supporting arranger / piano: Dmitry Kovzel 
Drums: Matias Menarguez 
Trumpet: Bruno Brito 
Saxophones: Weber Marely 
Trombone: Felipe Coelho 
Supporting artists: Hunternif, Koldan Grey, Freskovich, QuietVictories 

Choir: Hineko, Vasya, Martie, Chaos Angel, tooi_cat, Venix, Walter, Dmitry Litvinov, Tsumikashi, Lenich, Ergy, Dmitry Kovzel, Nikdoge, Felya, Jerico, Choki, Finch under cover, BertyDahlia, Victor Bird 

Mastered by Stuart Hawkes at Metropolis Studios 

Special thanks to: 
Gabe Newell and Michael ‘Lewi’ Lewington for recording Gabe’s awesome cameo! 
Erik Wolpaw for allowing us to use Valve’s characters for the song! 
Jamie Lopez, Wendi Wills, Tom McGurk for helping us to get Ellen on board 
Bill Van Buren for helping us with the GLaDOS voice 
ZhenyaHacker, Kizuru and Martie for being our favourite test subjects 
Vasya, Nikita Dobrinskiy, Chaos Angel for great ideas and overall support

Count To Three (feat. The Stupendium and Ellen McLain)

This is an unused secret character theme that may or may not be in the final mod. And believe it or not, it's not Yugi.
This is Version 3 of a tribute to one of my favorite video game songs check out the other versions from throughout the years in the playlist below
https://soundcloud.com/blvkarot/sets/heart-of-the-cards-progress

Heart Of The Cards - C-Side Secret Character

Orenji Music YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUrh__AJo0Y_pCwJYjB7shw

Published on May 8, 2021

Really love the Garcello. Dude just wanted to vibe, but the send off was pretty sad. So here, a remix of "Release" and "Fading". Both in the sound inspired by Daft Punk. 

Mod Link: 
https://gamebanana.com/mods/166531

Check out Atsuover, co-creator of the mod: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7ZdjLc8Q9Hst6p3Ofb__3Q

Support FnF: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/770371

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Orenji_Music​​
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4wLihVLeuJVzQbxnsoDkeF?si=57bdd3c3606b445b&nd=1
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/OrenjiMakesMusic
Pixiv Fanbox: https://orenji-music.fanbox.cc/

#FnF #Garcello #FutureFunk

Tight bars, little man...

FNF (Smoke 'Em Out Struggle Mod) - Release [Future Funk Remix] - by Orenji Music

I adore Breath of the Wild's soundtrack, & I especially love its version of Temple of Time, so I took the sample & flipped it.

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Evening Sun Kiss

When you can't be in the virtual spy world of I Expect You To Die 2, you can transport yourself there by listening to the cool jazz tunes from the game. The soundtrack features ten tracks that will provide you with a sumptuous listening experience. The opening credits theme song voiced by America's Got Talent alum Puddles Pity Party is sure to impress. Enjoy the music, Agents!

CREDITS
Artist(s): Various
Composer: Schell Games
Label: Schell Games

Other Credits:
Composition, Mix, Orchestration: Bay Area Sound
Vocal Performance: Puddles Pity Party
Lyrics: Jared Mason, Laura Mason

The Spy And The Liar

The Most Fashionable Faction - TF2 Rap by Stupendium

War never changes… good thing that we do.

Lyrics:

What a time, oh, what a season
To be among the human race
We are conquering diseases
Sending Teslas off to space

We won’t set the world on fire
No big iron on my hip
I’ve stayed news-free for a while
Wonder what if something slipped  

(No!)

This just in: we have invented
Our own existential threats
AI works just like intended
Soon we’ll work for it instead

We learned nothing from that COVID
Next time we’ll all just die out
If ice caps don’t melt and flood us
We’ll arrange our own Fallout

The World Wars have been forgotten
Back to killing for some land
Back to juggling red buttons
(It’s okay with the UN!)

We turn tyrants into heroes
Cancel guiltless over thoughts
Summing up, the end is near
We’re all doomed! Now, on to sports

I should be dreading
But strangely, I’m ready
My bottle cap fortune
Will rise in stock for real

So roll out the Fallout
Come on, take us all out
I can’t wait to sign up
With Brotherhood of Steel

Is he talking to an imaginary character?
Yeah… it’s kind of his thing

Just roll out the Fallout
Go grab Nuka Cola
And call round my Vault
I reside in 92

Death claws won’t surprise me
No worse than socializing
Yeah, war never changes
Good thing that we do

The world economy is falling
Faster than the price of caps
Karma system’s overhaul got
Cut out in a beta test

We’re obsessing over deadlines
We have 0 chance to hit
Can I get my VATS already 
So I could slow down a bit

Mods can’t fix the mess we made
Yeah, planet Earth had quite a run
Now, it’s time for us to fade
Into Oblivion with guns

So put on your power armor
Tighten firmly your Pip-Boys
Let’s go help out Preston Garvey
Like we really have a choice

Just roll out the Fallout
Go grab Nuka-Cola
It’s glowing a bit
What can possibly go wrong

My bad days are over
With ghoulish makeover
I’m done moisturizing 
My wrinkles are gone

Roll out the Fallout
The curtain called out
To raging fog crawlers
To tear this world apart

Just roll out the Fallout
The front rows are sold out
We live in an open-world game

Roll out the Fallout
Roll out the Fallout

Just roll out the Fallout
The front rows are sold out
We live in an open-world game
That was rigged from the start

Credits:

"Roll Out the Fallout!" 
By The Chalkeaters

Written by Alios
Music Producer: Tim Maslov

Vocals:
Black Gryph0n as Professor Chalk
Benny Benack III as Vault Boy

Brass: Weber Marley Band
Strings: Kaska Records Strings Group
Flute: Garrett Becker
Clarinet: Sergei Shilenkov
Piano: Dmitry Kovzel
Guitars: Carlos Bravo
Vibraphone: Jerry Tachoir
Double Bass: Maciej Sadowski
Drums: Marcus Finnie
Backing Vocals: Black Gryph0n & Marti
With The Stupendium as Theo and PiNKII as Nat

Mixing Engineer: Ilya Lukashev
Cover art: Pondis

Roll out the Fallout! (feat. Black Gryph0n & Beny Benack III)

Step into a golden era with "Sunday Morning Smile", a joyful 1950s-inspired barbershop quartet tune filled with rich harmonies, jazzy swing, and nostalgic charm. With upbeat vocals, walking basslines, and smooth saxophones, this track captures the heart of a sunny weekend stroll. Perfect for fans of vintage jazz, doo-wop, and retro vocal groups.

Sunday Morning Smile (Performed by The Pleasant Gentlemen)

The single from my "Unity" EP. Now available for you to download. Enjoy!

Art Credited to: http://liizzieh-koi.deviantart.com/art/Little-Miss-Muffet-599429001

Miss Muffet's Pantaloons

all credit goes to Harry 101 UK video link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kFKdgzU0ag

It Just Works

The Chalkeaters

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